Straight Garbage

Our studio will be back soon! I hope!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

White people have small dicks! Falling out of the boat? Guess I'll just wait here...Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

I am so sorry for the terrible audio this week! Ugh!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Paintballing kids through a glory hole, expected so much worse from Robert! The prank war continues!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

We need pirate ship steering wheels for these jenky trucks! Meet a girl, make out, find out she's a dude.... shovel in the woods time! Californians are the worst, change my mind!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Did Bud light screw up? Or was this a clever way to market beer? I'll take the rainbow seltzer bud light! 4 gold bars for butthole please!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Boner pills? Never waste a good hard on! Math and beer...man we are retarded! 14 Hard AF's later and he's running a Mexican cartel! Mr. Beast is our doosh of the week? Sword fight or dagger fight? Have you ever jerked off a dead guy?Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

The epic work stool battle...who will win? Large dildo usage, does it seal back up? Could you imagine growing 4.6 inches...finally be up to 6 inches! Asian guy doing math on Pornhub? Mile high club is getting harder with these tiny bathrooms...Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

My mom came to my house, and we talked about my penis... Umbilical cord jump roping? Retarded roundabout placements in town. The Jay back peddling fireman grocery shopping story! Its illegal not to have pockets? 2-man conspiracy podcast, the holocaust was fake?Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

There is nothing wrong with jail, its like free food and free sex. Pipe bombs? Not for Jay... Microsoft is his porn name! Nosey bitch calling the cops on us for giving a dead bird a Viking funeral. Potato's make me shit something fierce! The Joe Rogan blow job proposition?Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

The cocaine bear ate 88 lbs. of cocaine, selfish ass bear! I've never been to a Motel 6 where I couldn't buy drugs. Australian spiders, they are like an octopus, but on land! Zombie apocalypse, how to make fun with the curve balls life throws you! Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Renting versus home owning, what a world we live in. Meat is meat, whether it be a cow or human... The CIA is trying to create a superhuman race of humans with horse tranqyizers and fentanyl. Credit card debt, fuck yeah! Scientology Tom Cruise is doosh of the week!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Problems with the manager at the transfer station have the boys talkin tha shit! Get a python, they're the best deep throater! Do you have a take a dump on me fetish? Plane crash or not, either way you will end up on the ground... Stranded and eating humans! Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Robert and his fart spray in a bottle have everyone in fear! Shopping for hookers, but making them fight each other! Spraying no gloves with Lysol or hydrogen peroxide? Squoovering? Squatting and hoovering at the same time, 2 men, 2 shits, one toilet... Thats how you get alcohol beast mode!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Side of the highway hitch shitter! My arms were running, but my legs were walking! Corrupt politicians! Doing your garbage route while on acid?  The route is half done and the truck hasn't even left the yard... Want rock hard abs overnight? Might I suggest ACID!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Well John finally shows up! 5 single bullets versus a bear? Sure hope you can shoot! Getting rid of one of your dogs can cut your dog food bill in half! Follow us for more tips! Joe Rogan is afraid of bears? Who isn't?Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

The clarification of the proposition... Why does it always go to gay sex for money? Jeep people suck, change my mind. Thats a hand job dumbass! Suck a fart out of Roberts ass for a Duramax?Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Thanks for the support, Blaine! Youve never gagged on a chicken wing and got aroused? Pee on the cat to fix him from peeing in your house? Jizz on the pillow, dog eats pillow, dog likes jizz.Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Butterfly waffle! Masturbating at work, how to use company time appropriately! Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Take a dump on her chest marriage proposal. McDonalds puns! Well, it wasn't Ken Block driving... Execution torture machine! Having fuck you money is a whole different thing to Robert!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Waterboarding, also known as over hydration! Boat launch fights, alcohol and boating at its finest! Epic ski and snowboarding failures! Robert, have you thought about being a fireman? Since you have fire experience! Robert and the drunk sword fight experience...Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

What the hell is ASMR? Watching a crackhead hit his pipe at the entrance to Burger King. When the guy stuck his finger in my butt it was weird... Everything wrong in my life is my own fault, coin that phrase!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Well apparently, the brakes are the only thing that works on this suburban! Steve's too scared to get out of the truck, doesn't want to see if this karate stuff he is selling works in real world scenarios! Pre-cum baby? Coffee breaks are for the company, not the employee, it's to stimulate production? Robert's leg has bumps, or ribbed for her pleasure...Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

So tired of stupid drivers forgetting how to drive! You have to back up at every stop dipshit...don't you know how frontload works? Kanye West loves Hitler??? Stopping at flashing yellow lights? Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Robert burns his leg to the third degree! Avoiding paying hospital bills by not paying them! Convincing your family that your burnt leg is getting amputated. Burn cream and pain meds for a third-degree burn? Nope! Pulling Pepsi points out of the recycling, one of the many perks of being a garbage man, now time to buy that jet! Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Milking a goat to drink the milk straight from the source...ummm that's a male goat... Leaving your little bags of dog shit outside your house for trick or treaters? My dog sneak's food he steals off the counter into the backyard to eat it, then leaves the garbage so I find it anyway... Pour a bucket of jizz on a cat?Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Some more unaired content!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Unaired footage from the SGP crew!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Benjamin Button disease, how to benefit from being in the porn industry. Riding in a dryer as a kid, how to die or get brain damage! Breast milk supplement? Urban dictionary word, fmaufd? Entitled fuckers, starving people protest and throw mashed potatoes on paintings, how starving can you really be?Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Jay learns that mud is slippery as he falls on his ribs and hunting rifle. Garbage truck accidents that could have been prevented... Jay's bb gun competition with a blow job first place prize! Giraffe sex, mostly male on male.Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Gas station pole ramming, gonna need a cigar after this. Putting fart spray in a leaf blower is something my neighbors are not gonna appreciate... Cancer is a real cocksucker! Dolby 10.0 digital surround Bluetooth hearing aids with subwoofer? Questioning whether Robert uses soap to wash his hands after the poo...Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Robert and the dog turd in a hotel waffle iron fantasy! Pissing in the bed? C'mon, I'm a grown man, enough of this shit! High-capacity magazine bans vs single shot rifles? Cheating in a fishing tournament, how to piss off the world.Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Do you go to PTA meetings? Power Throaters Anonymous. Heffani, the baby gobbler! I always extort my friends, it's just what I do! You can use breast milk and vinegar to make mozzarella cheese, or momzzarella! Do you think those automatic flush urinals have a camera in them and they are keeping a dick pic database? Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Procrastination is always a backfire! Is watching porn with girl with shaved heads a cancer patient fetish? Are Zebra's nuts striped? Robert wants to inject paintballs with fart spray and shoot people with them! Little dick porn, I should get into this! I'm not going to be the best blowjob I've ever had... Thats why I always burn my DNA! Negligent discharges are amazing! Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Cory is raising a spider on his back porch? Jay gets surprised by a snake in the bathroom, or insanely jealous of the size difference... Cory claims his family was the original Smith & Wesson. Do leaf blowers go in reverse, want to use it as a penis pump! Chess grandmaster uses vibrating butt plug to win a game of chess? Mountain in Oregon named Mount Swastika after a farmer branded all his cows with one!Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Robert wants to learn yoga so he can lick his cat like a butthole. Ever throw up from the smell of a dumpster? Would you let someone watch you have sex with his wife? Would you let someone film you having sex with your wife for 100k? Josh wishes he could be rich so he could punish a co-worker who is a boat captain with an all-gay male boat trip. Just think about it, what if you jerked four dudes off per month... Butt sex is a form of payment on restitution?Straight Garbage Podcast Shirts & Hats! Shop at Podcast | Comedy | Straight Garbage Podcasthttps://www.youtube.com/@straightgarbagepodcastStraight Garbage Podcast | Facebook

Trading working a Saturday for painting dicks on a gun? Robert's 45-minute shit, with a break to get more beer and an electricity globe! Cotton Schwab or cotton swab? Robert gives a kid a bath, hands him a bar of soap, do the thing but don't get soap in your eye, kid immediately rubs soap in his eyes... 

What if you only ate corn for a week straight? Thats how they make corn on the cob! Cory driving around on his week off showing off his new bumpers lands Mitch in the hot seat for doosh of the week! I wanna be Thor, my hammer would be a dildo, that I would beat people with... Would you rather be a hermaphrodite, or have your balls on top of your wiener? Josh makes Cory wonder if he is his real dad... Robert is a magnet for retarded people. Conspiracy theories and government bull larky!

People that take a dump in Walmart, Robert plans to put a pot under the cart, then sit in the cart and take a poop while getting pushed around. Have you ever seen a glory hole? Robert poops all over a restroom at a campground, ruins everyone's stay! Getting so drunk you pee all over everything, then not realizing why his friends get so mad when he pees on them! Repeating the how to build a sex room show on Netflix! Straight Garbage coffee, ran through the truck, then served to you! Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.

Retarder, a word used to describe a part on a truck, the driver of the truck, and the mechanic of the truck! When your friend's cologne makes them smell like pickles? Lighting dumpsters on fire because they are too full to dump! Robert got forced to watch making a sex room on Netflix, might be stuck making a sex room in his bathroom. Sprinkling instant mashed potatoes in someone's yard, so when it rains their yard is full of mashed potatoes?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/straight-garbage-podcast. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.

Friends visiting down lay it all out on the microphones...Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/straight-garbage-podcast. Our GDPR privacy policy was updated on August 8, 2022. Visit acast.com/privacy for more information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.

Robert's EMHO report, early morning hard on... Freezing my golden retriever as a cooling device? The fuq Robert... Jay didn't look twice for motorcycles as he ran a red light. Cory hates it when Steve takes days off from work! Robert riding the kiddie horse ride at the supermarket while yelling Naaayyyy? Titter? The new show your boobs website?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/straight-garbage-podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.

Straight Sweaty Podcast continues! 2020 Mack trucks with an AC system that works as well as hiding a meth lab in a trailer park. Getting caught talking shit at work by a very large and extremely pissed off customer, follow us for more tips on how to pussy-out! Robert's wife brings Chameleon back to life giving it CPR, but is it alive...or the undead? Dumpster divers always be gettin in the way....Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/straight-garbage-podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.

Josh is the destroyer of vehicles... Robert wants to light a rain forest on fire, not sure how flammable rain is, but you do you bro! The donate to the show for an air conditioner or your gay challenge! #chocolatewaffle Owls take little snakes as pets, Josh plans to debunk this myth by climbing to the top of a tree drunk and fight an owl to see his nest...The Jay driveline through the floorboard mishap!Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/straight-garbage-podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.

Welcome to season 3 bitches! Robert is trusted by a friend to check on his kids, but shows up a day late, misses opportunity to show the kids how to do shrooms the right way... What the hell is sitlaying? Would you go back in time to change something about your life, for duty? For honor? Josh, no for money! You can't fit in a wetsuit ...fatty! Were you overcooked or under cooked in the womb?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/straight-garbage-podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.

2 years in the books! Time for season 3 bitches!! To acid or not to acid? I have a feeling Robert is going to roofie us with acid... The thumb to pinky hand spread dick length myth. The island effect is the reason Cory is short...science bitches! Don't use hair grower products in the shower for masturbation, ask Robert about the hair on the tip of his wiener... The Egyptians called cats meows... Iran arrested 14 squirrels in 2007 for spying?Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/straight-garbage-podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.

Every light on the dash is on! How do these trucks keep going? The transformer saga continues, Josh still wants to rob banks and shit! Robert's interesting plan for fertilizing a plant for a friend, with video! Cory honeymooned at Disneyland? Cartman rides his new moped to work, tries to hide it around the back of the shop so we won't make fun of him, #founditdipshit. Poop hole loophole, soaking, having your friend bounce on the bed so you don't have to thrust, religious people sure have ingenious ways to bypass the sex before marriage rule! Why a threesome is a bad idea! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/straight-garbage-podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.

SGP for president 2024, going to delete all the stupid shit! Do you wear a fox tail butt plug? Ummm, no! I thought you said you were a freak. Robert gets mad, kicks dog bone and breaks fish tank, uses vacuum to clean up mess, gets madder because he had to clean something, sucks himself off with vacuum... Jay threatens referee at a basketball game, then bitches out and writes apology letter. What transformer vehicle would you be? Bringing homeless people into a hotel room to make a porno, they didn't finish and now they won't leave... Jay's amazing TOTALLY NOT GAY ski trip with four other guys...Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/straight-garbage-podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.

When your friend buys a motorhome from your parents and finds the dildos your parents left behind... Look twice for motorcycles? How about motorcyclists try to look once? Teacher takes young students on a field trip to a drag show. Just keeping it tight for the next guy! Blue chew challenge, take the boner pill and go into Victoria's Secret and try not to get a boner! Cory, the only guy with a smile on his face while wrecking his bicycle! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/straight-garbage-podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.

Throwing condoms out your bedroom window as snacks for the neighbor's dog... Robert's totally wrong recycling tips! Jay says he likes being choked, but then gets mad when you choke him... Welcome Hagan? The drunk basket, a backpack basket used to carry drunk people home from the bar! Robert gets in touch with his inner gardener and plants 40 tomato seeds. Hitting a bicyclist with a licorice rope and sent him over the handlebars! Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/straight-garbage-podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.

Enter our 300 Blackout giveaway, go to straightgarbagepodcast.com to enter! If I had a beer company, I would have a scenic view of a river and a guy taking a shit on the side for my label. Robert comes up with some creative new ways for our listeners to enter the giveaway! Robert will eat any meat, any. Robert confesses he knew that Steve listens to the podcasts...Support this show http://supporter.acast.com/straight-garbage-podcast. See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/straight-garbage-podcast.