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What are the esoteric topics that slip down our brain chutes or bubble up from our heart chakras and out of our mouths? Listen in and find out! Is peace achievable in a world with 8 billion people? Will I be reunited with my long-lost loved ones when I di

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    • May 12, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
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    Lobotomy or a Vacation?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 64:16


    In this episode, we spiral through depression, anxiety, and sudden loss—and how these moments cracked open portals we didn't know we were ready for. From psychic overwhelm and panic attacks to Ram Dass in the bathtub and ancestral visitations through children's toys, it's a ride through what it means to feel everything, all at once.

    Dumplings & Divine Chaos

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 77:32


    Join us on a wild, multi-dimensional journey where culinary adventures meet cosmic dreams and raw personal insights. In this eclectic episode, we explore everything from the art of making dumplings and the evolution of food culture to the mysteries of microplastics, nuclear dreams, and shifting perceptions of mental health. With playful nods to “magic toasters” and surreal dreamscapes, our conversation blends humor, history, and deep introspection—challenging norms and sparking creativity. Whether you're passionate about cooking, curious about how food shapes community, or exploring the inner workings of your mind, this episode promises a unique mix of ideas and heartfelt reflections.

    Rise of AI, Occult Mysteries, and a Cheddar Heist (Epi. 78)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2025 46:14


    *00:00 – 00:00* Intro *00:06 – 00:09*  *CES & AI Everywhere*  Discussion of new tech at CES (Consumer Electronics Show).  Joking about AI ovens, AI guitars, and the feeling that everything is suddenly “smart.”*00:09 – 00:12*  *NVIDIA Supercomputers & Exaflops*  Awe at how new hardware can process “the entire internet.”  Talk of energy consumption, fossil fuels vs. nuclear, and whether AI will force an energy revolution.*00:12 – 00:15*  *Industrial Revolution Parallel*  Comparing AI's potential impact to the Industrial Revolution.  Concern about environmental strain, greed, and unstoppable progress.*00:15 – 00:18*  *Vonnegut's *Player Piano & Self-Driving Cars**  Reading a Kurt Vonnegut quote on technology replacing humans.  Rant about driverless cars, personal autonomy, and why society resists better public infrastructure.*00:24 – 00:27*  *Roman Empire & Modern Parallels*  Drawing lines from Ancient Rome's “bread and circuses” to today's consumer culture.  Government structures modeled on Greek/Roman systems.*00:33 – 00:36*  *New “Religion” Idea: PFG*  “Powerful People for Good”—recognizing your decisions have a ripple effect.  A playful framework for making better choices that benefit yourself and others.*00:36 – 00:39*  *Council of Nicaea & Jesus' Divinity*  A quick historical aside about the year 325 CE, Arianism, and the “election” of Christ's divine status.  Santa Claus (St. Nicholas) allegedly slapping Arius—fun historical tidbit.*00:39 – 00:42*  *Cheese Heist at Neal's Yard Dairy*  News of a massive cheddar cheese theft.  Speculation on how thieves offload that much specialty cheese.

    Quantum Consciousness and Holy Relics

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 58:25 Transcription Available


    00:00 - Intro02:25 - Food Love: Korean Food & Homemade Pizza Reminiscing about favorite dishes, Megan and Whitney share stories of making Korean-inspired meals and the perfect pizza with fennel sausage, basil, and pineapples.09:04 - Holy Relics & Ancient MysteriesThe conversation turns to relics like Jesus' foreskin and umbilical cord, discussing their historical significance and the idea of staging a "holy heist" to steal these relics.13:18 - Consciousness & Quantum Mysteries Things get deep as the hosts dive into consciousness, quantum physics, and AI. Drawing on physicist Brian Greene's work, they debate whether consciousness transcends physical reality.26:18 - Saints, Spies, & Becoming Saints  Talk of Scandinavian spies from WWII leads to a fun brainstorming session about starting a YouTube experiment to become modern-day saints.30:43 - Holy Relics & Sacred Objects  Back to relics! They discuss the divine power of sacred objects like the "true cross" and Galileo's finger, pondering the power of belief and the role of relics in religion.

    The NSFW Egyptian History of Lettuce and Nuclear Bombs

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 76:07


    Redesigning the Toilet and the Myth of Linearity

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 56:36


    Dream Exorcisms and Stroads (Epi. 70)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2024 59:07


    Predestination and Andrew Tate (Epi. 69)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2024 64:55


    Globalized Food and Virtue (Epi.68)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2024 77:37


    The Voice in Your Head. (Epi. 66)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2024 43:10


    Taxing Billionaires and the Fallacy of Human Supremacy (Epi. 65)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2024 67:46


    00:00 - Taxing Billionaires16:28 - Fallacy of Human Supremacy 28:00- Dumpling Class44:00 - Human Environment Relations 

    Jungle Ruins, Mortality Rates and Woke Christmas (Epi. 64)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 59:11


    Predator, Phoolan Devi and Co Sleeping (Epi. 63)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2024 82:20


    00:00 - Bobs Burgers and Mortality10:00 - Alien and Predator 17:30 - Half life and Co Sleeping38:32 - Bandit Queen52:00 - The Funerary Complex

    Dumplings and the Cosmic Orgasm (Epi. 56)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2023 70:09


    Texas Chili, Wombs and Ghosts (Epi. 55)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 26, 2023 98:18


    Healthcare is a SCAM and King Nipples (Epi. 52)

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2023 90:25


    Spontaneous Ritual and Bypassing the Ruling Class

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2023 73:47


    Aliens, Nocturnal Emissions and Bog Butter (Epi. 50)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2023 61:21


    Migraines of Death, Iain McGilchrist and Jewish Dates (Epi. 43)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2023 79:44


    Near Death Experiences, Scientific Materialism and Egotoxicity (Epi. 42)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2023 64:21


    Dark Truth, Torpor and Soul Art (Episode 41)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2023 80:56


    Big Pharma, BPD Demons and Clinging to Self (Epi. 40)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2023 77:29


    Transformative Weekends with Motorcycles and LSD (epi. 39)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2023 62:43


    00:00 - Intro10:13 - MOJAVE28:10 - EEYORE'S BIRTHDAY

    Sacred Cake Slice and Tantric Gender Harmony (Epi. 38)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2023 80:21


    WOMEN AREN'T FUNNY and Alien Genitalia (Epi. 37)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2023 78:07


    Banned Women, AI and J.O Party (Epi.36)

    Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2023 68:36


    00:00 - Intro10:24 - Banned Women34:18 - J.O Party

    Bloomin' Onions, Permeating Darkness and Origin of Rubbishcook (Epi. 35)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2023 78:44


    00:00 - Intro01:00 - Bloomin' Magic20:28 - Darkness Before Bed40:41 - Let's Eat Austin55:32 - Origin of Rubbishcook

    Guns, K.C. Tewari and Updates (Epi. 34)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 23, 2023 88:12


    Qubits, Procreation and Femininity (Epi. 33)

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2023 72:35


    00:00- Intro06:15- Wages of Fuckin11:19 - Quantum Decryption37:38 - Toxic Femininiity

    Seaworld, Rum and Suffering (Epi. 32)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 27, 2023 67:21


    IFS Therapy, Incels and Steak Bites (Epi. 31)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 20, 2023 78:45


    Spiritual Revival and a Poop Story (Epi. 29)

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2023 66:52


    00:00 - Intro08:19 - Poop Story18:11 - Spiritual Revival35:50 - Multiple Cycles 

    Quantum Portation, Aliens and Ghost Beam (Epi 28)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 21, 2023 71:32


    00:00 - Intro 14:20 - Quantum Teleportation25:13 - Megan Ride31:22 - Mothers 43:53 - SPIRIT and UFOs

    Death of the Revered, Virgins and Chastity Kardashian (Epi. 27)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2023 75:10


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    Polishing the Everlasting Soul Gobstopper (Epi. 26)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 8, 2023 70:02


    During our latest ice storm, it was imperative to release the intellectual brain pressure encompassing all things soul purposey, the meaning of sin and the quantum effects of FORGIVENESS! ****DISCLAIMER (TW) : We talk about molestation and its perpetrators as an example of the absolute ultimate CHALLENGE of forgiveness. As a species, how do PREVENT harm from rippling through generations? We do not want this to be misconstrued. We are just two meat popsicles mulling around possibilities to very difficult and traumatic situations.****00:00 - Intro11:45 - Life's Purpose21:24 - Put a Pin in Sin35:06 - Free Will and Forgiveness

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