There's No Fixin' The Butter

What a Butter to be LIVE!!! The boys of the butter got together again! LIVE AND IN THE FLESH! That's right! All 3 dudes in the same room! But wait, there was a guest! Or two! Tune in to listen to a live game show hosted by Kozy, while Richie and Kris and their guest babble! Also what kind of butter would it be if there wasn't technical difficulties??? Yes, those happened again! But we were LIVE!! So it's okay! Now do what the lady says and enjoy!!

Holy Butters Batman! WE hit 70! If you've made it this far, than you'll be able to enjoy Kozey talking about some pain in the butt! Gotta watch to find out who, what, where, when, and why! We will get to discuss some fancy fast food, and some "what makes you think spring has sprung?" And we aren't talking about Sir Mix-A-Lot! the piece de resistance, the section you have been working towards your whole lives, YES ITS FINALLY HERE!!! Is this kid an asshole? our opinion is based solely on their name. We know nothing of these children... Just their names... and they are assholes! As always, grab some extra butter, your favorite beverage, and enjoy this serendipitous vlog of Butter 70!

This sorrow filled episode is in honor of our beloved Moose who unfortunately was laid to rest due to his illness.. You were the best pup a hooman could ask for, and the best big brother to Noodle who didn't get enough time to play with you.. Be free barking all you want at all the snow plows/ garbage trucks/ heavy machinery you want bubba, you deserve to let it all out!! We all love you here at the Butter Podcast, Myself(Richie) especially... Now that the sad part is out of the way, the trio discuss RECORDS.. music and movies! Why would the academy do this? Well, to make Richie look like an idiot! Why else!! Don't forget about I'm Popular! A game in which Kris and Richie face off deciding who was Googled more during/after this past National Football League season! We hope you enjoy this episode and hate some of these movies as much as we did!!

Dear Dukes,Please accept Producer Richie's ignorance in his knowledge of books and movies, or at least the difference between them... Anywho, Join the gang in their discussion of a horrible bills ending of a season.. Also how well do you know movies? think you know a certain movie the best? Well us fellers beg to differ and are gonna put you in your place based on our knowledge of these movies we specifically picked to show you up on... So HA! Take that! Welp, we hope you enjoy this episode, and know less than we do! Please feel free to let us know what movies you think you know best, and maybe we will put you to shame again! *sticks tounge out* Bye!

It looks like Producer Richie is back on track! Back to back episodes coming in hot! Grab your tissues, your furry friend, and squeeze them extra tight! Kozy and Richie share some sad stuff about their four legged pals, but don't worry, they get right back to their silly selves playing a little game called "Whats Bigger?" Get your head out of the gutter you sicko... Kozy also has a theory about the movie Groundhog day... listen in to get the deets. Any who, Butter 67 is there for your overall enjoyment! So go enjoy it!

Well well well, what do we have here? another delayed episode by the one and only Producer Richie... What a slacker... Anywho, buckle up, turn up your reading glasses, grab a cold metamucil and enjoy these clowns thinking they are smart with know stuff from places and things and such. Oh also a quick holiday recap seeing as those were just a few da...weeks... back... Enjoy!!

Welcome back and enjoy yet another wonderful reading experience! Curl up in your cozy reading corner, cover up with a blankie, heat up some hot coco and enjoy this frigid episode! Some cold sports talk, and also christmas talk! who doesnt love a good christmas talk. Merry belated Christmas, and uh, also i guess have yourself a belated New Year! From OURS to YOURS! WE SAID ENJOY IT! NOW GO ENJOY IT! Thanks.

RICHIE'S MICROPHONE STILL SUCKS... so sorry about that viewers! We hope you enjoy Kozy and Richie trying to pick their date based loosely off the answers given to questions by random women! Kozy and Richie are the random women. We don't know who to date!!! Who would you pick?? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Welcome one, welcome all. please accept our sincerest apologies for Richie's poor mic quality. It seems there is an issue with that... Quality Assurance must be slacking, and new microphones are expensive... other than Richie sucking a bit, listen to the guys discuss the movies they forced each other to watch. once you feel like the movie has been spoiled for you, or you feel as if you've already watched it, watch these clowns try to draft a team based off a random number generator! It gets pretty dicey. Anywho, hope you enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Our great pal Jon turned FORTY!!! Our other great pal Jon L has a song about birthdays. IYKYK... Listen in for some good news, some wild names being thrown around and find out what movies were assigned to the hosts! This way our readers can voice their opinions on the movies we watched! lets just say we learn something about Richie that is not all that surprising! Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Good 'morrow viewers, I hope this day has brought well wishes and happy endings! I have no idea what I'm talking about... Here is an episode as unprepared as this description! Enjoy your favorite trio blind draft some things or categories or something. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Wowzerz, Butter 60 has got some treats in store for you! Learns our favorite Gestures, ya know, like givin' the bird and such. We also discuss what kind of technology would blow 12 year old us's minds! That's not good English, but you know what we're saying! And the piece de resistance, the SNL Cast Member Draft! Watch who we draft and if your as old as Skuzzy or Kozy, maybe reminisce on the good ole days of the funny SNL cast members you used to love watching! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

This is a jam packed butter for you here folks, and we don't mean there's actual jam in your butter. We mean there is so much stuff in this episode that we actually left stuff out. Learn more about our great friend Matt A's birthday party extravaganza. Music? Yeah we got music too! Check out some of these gems and if you have any suggestions for a future music homework draft let us know! Now sit back, open your ear holes deep, let the fizzy oreo coke slide down your gullet and enjoy this well churned butter! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

50 Bucks says you guys will love this episode! That's right, we are gambling! On what you may ask...? listen in and find out! You will also get to hear us try to sift through some piles of bullshit... Do we really know our favorite athletes? Turns out, obviously not! Duh! And last but not least! Find out why Kozy hates the Dutch! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Dear Dukes, This episode is all about being a fly on the wall. And we would love to be a fly on the wall while you're deciding to sponsor us! We are also going to cover some rejected names for things, the butterlympics, and a quick draft to make each other only have to poop during these situations while also never having to poop during them! It's like our hate draft, but this one is personal! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

I reckon yall weren't expecting this twang when yall read cheese and baseball, but down yonder where the fields are diamond shaped and cheese comes in slices, this is what yall darn tootin gonna get! Join these three fellers as they hit their spatoon and yap about ye ole America's favorite past time, Cheese! Wait, baseball. Yes baseball. Injuries and Cheese as well! Find out the worst cheese and the best starting 9!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Hello there, and welcome to another riveting episode you've all been dying to read! I mean watch. There is a surprise in store! Anywho... Its summer, what better way to enjoy summer than building a team of fruit and reminiscing on childhood outdoor activities!?!?! there is a little surprise in store for all listening this week, so tune in to learn about how little Richie actually knows!!! And peep the surprise! Did i mention the surprise...? SURPRISE!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Listen up you SWEATY BUTTER HOGS, here it is for your listening delight! This is only so we don't get the podcastsealteamsix to end your sweet butter boys! Now stop yelling at us...please...we're fragile... The following people are on notice per Skuzzy: Landscapers, BT Speaker in public users, Birds. DP#2!! Bad fast food draft, a hater draft of bad foods. Madtransmaxmarioformers, it's exactly what it sounds like. Enjoy! We're all gonna cuddle up and cry together now! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Welcome back everybody! Enjoy our hatred for everything but the Pythagorean theorem, a neighbor sans shirt, and BIRDS. Fuck birds. We learn that there may be immanent death of a child who just wont learn...(all satirical) and we dive into some more reverse lyrics with the help of AI. I mean, we crawl out of correct words without hinderance of ordinary ignorance. Yeah, that sounds right. I hope your ear holes enjoy this wonderful episode of Butter! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Welcome to another fun filled episode of things we hate, learn about Kris's Broadway dreams, and CARS CARS CARS!! Can you name the brand based on the model of the vehicle being named?? I tell you what... we had a hard time... But either way, enjoy this bumbling episode! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

**SPOILER ALERT** Wow. This episode came with homework... And boy did we cheat! I mean, do it correctly! The fellas choose movies they know the others haven't seen. Then they watched them! Listen in on their takes on the movies!! Also BEES! Also Power Outages! Also Noodle! Also please enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Butter Fuckers! How are we? Ready to enjoy an ice cold glass of Coke Zero Cherry Vanilla while listening to O.J. Simpson? TOO BAD! They are both D.E.D.; dead.. On that highly upsetting note, enjoy Kris and Richie struggle to name as many movies by a single actor hand picked by Kozy! it gets real rough... No skunks here today either! SO breath deeply and inhale the wonders that is There's No Fixin' The Butter, The Podcast Version! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Hi, my name is Gerald, the skunk. I just wanted to interupt this episode of the podcast to get my two sense in. Kozy wasn't paying enough attention to me, kind of like how Richie doesnt pay attention to musical icons, or sports things... I wanted the type of attention that Kris is giving to his newfound learnings in the art of speaking German. If I smelled like endless lobster at red lobster, I'm sure kozy would pay attention to me. I hope you enjoy my tale today as the three hooligans who hate me the way they hate going to Target (it's a great store) talk about all things mentioned above. Leave a skunk emoji if you enjoyed this episode! Maybe I'll make a guest appearance again real soon! Tschüss --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

What else is new...? Kozy being pissed off about his own choices? You guessed it!! Join us as we tells us why! OCB! Then find out what the best way to get sick is! if there even is one! NPR! And to finish it off, lets get thirsty, or I guess quench our thirst with a Coke Freestyle Draft! And remember, throw all of Kozy's choices in the garbage! (Richie hasnt forgotten what he said...) IBC! Enjoy this tasteful episode that we have ZERO affiliation with anything, and apparently like to promote everything free of charge! Does that make us charitable? --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Welcome to this magnificent episode of this marvelous podcast! We join Richie, Kris and Kozy (hes last cuz Richie is the producer and still hasn't forgiven him for the things he said) on a journey back in time! Back to when phones were unique! We also talk poop. Not towards each other like last episode, just in general! And finally, this is part 1 of 3 or 4... Chat GPT hooks us up with a royal rumble of sorts based on video game characters we draft today! Stay tuned as we update you all with how the fight goes!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

We here at There's No Fixin' The Butter Production team would just like to announce that Kozy LOATHES Richie.. With that being send, learn how to send a cute little voice video from most likely a C-rated actor/actress, Learn the results of the superbowl for the first time (clearly none of you actually watched it) and what facts are actually true about these random sportsball players! With that being said, Richie LOATHES kozy too! Leave his lasagna habits out!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Richie plays Lethal Company and screams like a girl! Watch or listen as this minute plays out... Thanks for lending us your ear holes/ possibly eye holes? Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Math corrections, Nu-Metal, A game from Richie where Kris and Kozy give off you, DIY justice leagues and please do not forget that El Niño is Spanish for, The Niño. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Playoffs and sadness in a group kicks us off before we go and draft the Chinese takeout menu. And if you don't want to listen, just go with this as it's clearly a winner: 3 pork egg rolls Cheese won ton Large pork spare ribs Qt sweet and sour chicken Qt vegetable lo mein Pt hot and spicy beef General tso You're welcome. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Buckle in, this is as long as Long Schlong Sniffer! The holidays are over, we're out of our cookie and booze haze and here to go on about coffee, fun with AI and our pal Richard K. has a game for Pooley and Kozy that goes down to THE WIRE [the end, not the TV show]. Enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

This is a first for us here in the virtual world of our cast of pods! A wife got angry at our ranting! Listen in as we get deep into our "off the top" segment and you tell me if we were out of line! While you're letting us speak directly into your ears, you might as well listen to Kris and Richie try to guess the artist based on the lyrics that Kozy spits to us! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Howdy folks. Thanks for taking the time to listen to us today. This episode will be all about CHRISTMAS!!!! Kinda. That's what you're made to believe anyway! Oh yeah, we cover conspiracies too, or do we...? And Finally we get into a word I personally do not enjoy, but quite fun once we get into the game of Contrarian talk! I hope your ear holes enjoy the sweet sultry tones coming out of our mouths! ENJOY!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

If you yelled "FORTY" while reading that, go sit in time-out and think about the person you've become. Some banter off the top, a memoriam for a real-one RIP Nutmeg, The Birthday Card and gameshow scenarios that'll make you guffaw. We travel back in time to everyones favorite outdoor concert, WOODSTOCK (someone remind me of the year) and then we close it out with some of the horniest states in the Union, guess where Humptulips is! Bye bye. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

John got upset at Target and had to do that countdown thing that Carl Winslow had to do to prevent a rage stroke. We report back on our homework on a few films (Hereditary, Triangle, As Above So Below) - thoughts and many feelings were shared. To cap off the episode and before the singularity comes for us all, we had some fun with a listener request (looking at you Steve R.) which was actually a belated wedding gift where we played with AI and...hoo boy...stick around for that. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

We were all together in the same place at the same time and didn't record. WHAT LOSERS. But we do look back fondly on the reason for the meeting, the wedding of our good pal and confidant, Steve R. Some OUFL Halloween costumes and then SMELLS. This might provide the biggest glimpse into the inner-workings of the butter brethren, some real doozies in there. Also, homework was assigned for the upcoming episode. Join us, watch a movie or 3 or don't who cares? Enjoy Arby's (not a sponsor). --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Kozy provides a recap of an eventful culinary experience at one of the foremost fine dining establishments of our time...Arby's. We likely talk about some other stuff but it's been a moment since we put this one down and my notes are TERRIBLE, so a surprise for everyone! Also, we played a game using the beautiful website (many are saying) footballreference.com - play along or with your friends using the at-home version (internet not included). Byeee. --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

This marvelous spoopy episode gets us haunting our loved ones! Real shit, or shit you wanna shit! Our loved ones are gonna love us even more I think. And then we talk about how scary the disparage of wealth is! That's the real scare! Get your spoops on! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Good morrow fellow buttery humans! We jump back into the world of school, teaching school? Nope! Learning in school? Nope! Playing games in gym class? You betcha!! What's our favorite and least favorite? Well, "red rover, red rover, send your listening ears on over!" And while you're at it, lets stay in the 90's? Lets find out together who the trio will draft from TECMO Bowl! Lets all feel old, or too young, together! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

34th Butter in your ear, or wherever you enjoy it, we don't judge! Today, Kozy encountered a "real-life" person from a previous draft, Richie touched some wildlife from his car, and back by popular demand (we think) NAME THAAT CLOON!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Hey Gang! It is your 33rd injection of Butter straight into your ears! Well, I think you're consuming this with your ears... If not, try your ears first, then other holes. Today we learn that you should let the goalie stop it, don't be a dick about legroom and arm rests, and apply sunscreen! We also go on some journeys with our own postscripts of characters you might recognize from your favorite movies! Remember, this is recommended for your ears. I'm no doctor, but put it in your ears! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

WE start this show off today wholesome as can be. We have our very first guest appearance by NIK, the mastermind behind previous episodes. This kid is a movie plot writing genius!!! He can ask us anything he wants!! After we get tired of the keeping the show rated E for everyone, we kick the stinker out to the curb and get back to being ourselves with some pick up lines that will make you never want to date again! Figured we would test them out on you unsuspecting viewers before taking them to the streets! IE: "hey girl, you fart with that butt??". Anywho, guess who is gonna get slapped first after using some of these!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

We really packed a lot in here today y'all. Butter squeeze yourself into that car with all that baggage so you don't miss a single piece of fun! We introduce a brand new Segment we like to call "Skuzzy's Pissed Off", find out what has his knickers in a bunch today! A quick little NHL greats Hockey draft, find out how little Richie really knows about the NHL! And finally what song in a movie or scene in a movie really gets you going. That Iconic scene. Ya know the one! You hear that song and think of that specific scene in that specific movie! Find out what we chose when you listen to this episode! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Join Kris, Richie and Kozy as they embark on some time travel shenanigans! Not real time travel! Just the same game, different movies! Did a child write the plot? Is it an academy award winning film? Lifetime perhaps? Open your eyes and listen with your tongue on this wild plot episode!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

What a wonderful ride it has been for some of these athletes. Others, get hurt... It's part of the game right? RIGHT...? Well tune in live on this pre-recorded episode to see who Richie, Kozy, Kris chose as their Injured Athlete of choice who could have gone farther if they didn't get hurt like bad athletes! Then we jump straight into things we hate. And let me tell you, there is passion behind the things the trio hates... Open your orifice you use to listen to things, and enjoy! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Welcome back folks, to another riveting episode! Guess the classic lyrics, while being given as little information as possible! Its not as easy as it looks! And Kozy has a surprise for Richie! NHL related... who knows where this will go! So sit back, open your ear holes, keep those toot holes tight, and as always, ENJOY!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Welcome one, welcome all to this very confusing, easily sidetracked episode of THERE'S NO FIXIN' THE BUTTER! Today, John, Kris, and Rich draft from three different categories! The twist is that they only know what category they picked. Therefore they are drafting two categories blindly! Hence the name of the episode. Not to be confused with a blind person draft! later date? who knows! Tune in to see what categories the trio must draft from! As always, thanks for lending us your ear holes, and we hope you enjoy this chaotic, can't see anything, I love peanut butter sandwiches, episode!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Hello viewers and listeners alike! Join Kris, John and Richie on an adventure of Grilled Cheese! We discuss how to make it, how to eat it, and what to dip in. (ketchup is okay, I promise) We also race to the figure out the best Mario Kart Character. Is SHY GUY the best guy? And last but certainly not least John tests Kris and Richie's knowledge of the ole pigskin with a PROBOWL Game! See how we do! and as always, let our smooth, silky voices slowly drip down your ear holes! ENJOY! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Good day glorious Buttarians! Episode 2 of season 2 brings something fun!! Kris, John, and Richie discuss the previous episodes movie homework! nobody like homework, but this was fun! We hope you watched the movies too! Now for the fun... if you get squeamish, cover those ear holes and maybe DO NOT let small humans listens! This is your only warning! Did these sex positions come from Kris's wild imagination? Kama Sutra? A child just saying things and getting turned naughty? Guess you'll have to tune in to find out!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Hello! Thanks for joining us on this experience we call life! Open thine ear flaps to to enjoy the words we bring thee today! Kris, John and Richie talk about their favorite and least favorite EMOJIS! That's right, we're basically bringing the EMOJI movie directly to your ears with all the visuals you can look up yourselves! We also individually get stranded on our own deserted islands with electricity, a tv, and a dvd player at most apparently. See what types of things we'll be bringing with us to keep us sane! To all our viewers out there, Enjoy Season 2!!! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

Good 'morrow fellow hearing and seeing humans! Enjoy some hatred spewed upon CERTAIN athletes, as well as our dislike for Rotten Tomatoes rating system! Kris, John, and Richie will dive deep into a deep dive of hated athletes, and also discuss some movies they really enjoy. Rotten Tomatoes thinks otherwise though...Curse you all to heck if you're not a fan... But we Hope your ear holes are wax free, or full (we don't judge) for the enjoyment this episode willl bring you! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support

For a very special 21st installment of butter, we bring you Kris hating on The Barrel and would someone please refill his coffee? A draft of funny people who stand up in front of strangers and tell jokes, that's right, a comic draft. Capping this one off is a game we'll call 'Name That Cloon' please enjoy responsibly! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/nofixinthebutter/support