Broadcasting from Philly and NYC, Jacob and Shahin sort through the week's cultural garbage (music, sports, reality tv, movies) with their hot takes and reconstruct it into a gloriously mishapen castle of trash.
T-minus Until TC Implosion // Shahin's Chair // Embezzled University $$ Spent on Adult Website // Lady Gaga's Dog Walker Update // South Park Signs 900 Mill Deal // Drake Gets Covid? // New Zealand Shuts Down Cuz Covid // Instagram Cracks Down on Fake Likes+Purchased Engagement // Arrested for Streaming // TC Heroes of Week, Conor McGregor Poem // Tony Bennett Retires (aka he f*cks) // 108 Year Old Message in Bottle Found // TC Message to Future // Thanks See Ya on the Other Side // trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Shahin Sells Stool // Tarantino Won't Give Mom Money // Robot Food Delivery Takeover Continues // NBA Drops Spalding Bballs // Cuomo Steps Down // Biden Bill // Walmart + Target Offers Free College // Moderna vs Pfizer Efficacy // AMC Accepts Bitcoin // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
TC Implosion Countdown // Neeva, the Google Replacement? // NYC Apartment Woes // Facebook's Mask Mandate + Mask Ramble // Netflix Streaming Video Games // Kyrie Irving's Nike Diss // Starbucks' Display Case F**ked // Cormac McCarthy Twitter Stan Accounts // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Jeff Bezos Flies to Space, No One Cares // Kanye's New Album/TC Apology // Pink Pays Handball Fine?! // "Olympics Coverage" + AI Bball Player // Anthony Bourdain AI "Review" // Humans Commune with AI Versions of the Dead via Project December // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Anthony Bourdain AI Controversy // Space Jam 2 Assessment // Black Widow Release Pisses off Theaters // Olympic Village Cardboard Beds 4 Banging? // Kanye Album in the Works // Cheating Boyfriend Road Trip // Tesla Plugin Subscriptions // We learned // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
TC Conflict // Decked in the Face @ Walmart // Mario 64 Sells for 1.5 Million // Richard Branson's Narcissistic Space Flight // LeBron James Enters Fortnite // Olympic Pool Smells Like Shit // Playstation 4 Cryptofarm // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Kings of Late Night // Fake Supreme Stores by Father & Son // Drug Dealer Busted Via Cheese Pic // Norway Influencers Must Label Retouched Photos // 56 YO Nude Instagram Model Speaks // Tour de France Sign Holder Faces Trial // Tyler the Creator vs DJ Khaled Beef // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
AM Pod // Travis Scott Hard Seltzer Scam? // Bill Cosby Situation // Flying Car Completes Flight, Doom Imminent // Instagram+Facebook Jacking TikTok Interface // OnlyFans Pivoting Away from Pornography // Judo Death // Covid "Update" // Happy Bobby Bonilla Day!!! // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Rebranding, Parents Cheat // Jeff Bezos Petition to Stay Away from Earth // WTF Crypto Coin Streaker // Banksy Trademark Dilemma // Twitter Tries Ticketed Spaces // Doggface's Alcoholic Cranberry Beverage // Shahin's Amazon Prime Ad // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
The Bday Ep // $28 Million Seat Next to Jeff Bezos on Blue Origin // Call Her Daddy $60 Million Spotify Deal // Ebay Sex Ban // Post Malone Vampire Teeth // Roommate Accused of Murder + Dismembering // Ikea France Spying on Workers? // Man Survives Whale Swallowing // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Retire 1st, Work 2nd // Jeff Bezos Going to Space w/ Happier Failure Brother // Grimes Preaches AI Communism on TikTok // Automated Fast Food Workers // Lil Yachty/ Bhad Bhabie Invests in Jewish Dating App // Drake's 400k Bed // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Commune with the Dead // Eminem's Marshall Mathers LP Turns 20 // NBA Hijinx + Snacks Rain on Russel Westbrook // Naomi Osaka Withdraws from Competition // Chuck E Cheese Rebrand // Amazon Zen Booth is a Mini Amazon Warehouse // Joe Biden's Venmo Account Found // Instagram's Hide Likes Option // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Church of Trash Castle // DaBaby Surpasses Drake on Spotify // Guy Fieri's 80M Renewal // Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin Bailout?! // Colonial Pipeline Pays Ransom 2 Hackers // Robot Surgeons // Celeb OnlyFans Accounts // Master of None "Coverage" // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Taxes // Deep Fake Movie Dubbing // Matthew McConaughey Running for Governor? // Amazon's $9 Bill Offer for MGM Studios // Kurt Cobain's Hair Sells for 14k // Delta Passenger Fined 52k // Flamin' Hot Cheetos Janitor Inventor: Myth or Fact? // Darwin's Arch Collapses // Teeter Out // send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Elon Musk SNL Reactions // Andrew Yang's Controversial Israel Tweets // Social Media Mental Health Study by Oxford // Apple's Letting You Know that They'll Track You // Red Lobster Saves Rare Freckled Lobster // Post-Pandemic Pet Returns SMH // Instagram for the Youth Bad Idea // Weeding Out "Bad" Workers // Crypto Talk // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
We Are Both Adults // NBA Players Reject Vaccine // Bill and Melinda Gates Divorce // Elite Futuristic Sex Parties // Clubhouse is Dying? // Whales Have Culture (and wear Supreme) // Elon Musk SNL Hate // Dogecoin Creator Buys Honda Civic // Nomadland's Amazon Warehouse Depiction // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Office Woes+Jacob's Grave // Joe Rogan's Covid Beliefs // Oscars Grasping for Air // Scary Water Creatures // Kanye's Record Breaking Shoe // 21 Year VHS Tape Overdue Charges // Amazon Opens Hair Salon // Tik Tok Psych Out // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
4/20 Recap // Pentagon Confirms UFO Sighting // 4/20 History Lesson // Krispy Kreme Corona Collab // BTS McDonald's Collab // Tesla Crashes into Tree // Patents turned into NFTs // Super League Rant // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Bernie Madoff Resting in Scammer Heavin // Uber Considers Cannabis Delivery // Arclight Cinemas Close/The Death of Movies? // Neuralink Monkey Plays Video Game w Mind? // Boston Dynamics Robot Pees in Cup // Lil Nas X's Music "Taken Down" // ESPN Fires Paul Pierce // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Farewell 2 the Bush // Facebook Data Leaked // Kim Kardashian Becomes Billionaire // Pizza Place's Sadistic April Fool's Prank // Ketchup Packet Shortage!! // 1st Triple Penis Baby Born! // Ja Rule's Fyre Fest NFT // Teeter Out Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Shahin's Sidewalk Conflict // Covid Trust Test // Tesla Jacks Money From Customers // Lil Nas X's Blood Filled Shoes & the Nike Lawsuit // 1 Million Bit Coin Stolen From Man Via App // Joe Biden's Dog is going WILD // New York Legalizes Weed // Spotify Launching Clubhouse Competitor // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Snoop Dogg Sorta Trolls Biden // Joe Biden Fires Weed Smokers // McDonald's Big Ball Sandwich is Travesty // Dr. Oz Jeopardy Controversy // 1st Ever NFT Luxury Watch // End of Art Museums? // Bit Coin Teeter // Lil Yachty Spend 50k Per Month // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
The Weeknd's Grammy "Snub" // Chuck Schumer Wants Electric Cars for All // Travis Scott's Delicious Hard Seltzer Sells Out // Russo Brothers + Fortnite Collab // A TC Choose Your Own Adventure // MoviePass Comeback?! // TikTok Rolls Out Personalized Ads // Ocean Spray Guy's NFT?! // Fake Teeter Out/Teeter In // Shaq Sighting // Real Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Covid Relief Bill Passed, TC Demands $300 For Every Screenplay // Banksy's Art Turned into NFT // Shahin Buy's $10 NFT // Jack Dorsey's 2.5 Mill Tweet // New App NewNew Enables Fans to Play God // Covid Produces 3 Hour Erection // TikTokers Try Cancelling Eminem // Shaq is TC Hero of the Year?! // Send Us Your Trash: Trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Grimes' NFT Art Sells for 6 Million // Goldman Sachs Launches Cryptocurrency Trading // Lady Gaga's Dogs Returned // Brittany Spears Doc // McDonald's AI Drive Thru // SpaceX Flight to Moon: Billionaire Bringing 8 Nobodies w/ Him to Space // Shaq Gets Dunked On // Reese's No Chocolate Peanutbutter Cup // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
LeBron Bball Cards worth 7 Million // US Digital Currency is the Future? // Kim and Kanye RIP // Daft Punk Calls it Quits // 44 Pounds of Cocaine Smuggled in Corn Flakes // Robot Dogs Tested by NYPD, Doom is Imminent? // Thailand Office of Buddhism Considers Suing Supreme // Aussie Sheep Rescued from Own Wool // Send us your trash: Trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Chapelle Gets His $$, Netflix Re-releases Chapelle Show // Texas Blackout // Martin Scorsese's Beef w Reality // Biden Doesn't Support Student Debt Forgiveness // Facebook Block Australia from Sharing News // Non-fungible Token is your Papa's Baseball Cards // JayZ + Jack Dorsey's Bitcoin Fund // Messy Tee ter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Joe Budden Moves to Patreon // Dogecoin Spikes Cause Elon Musk Talked // Robinhood Sued // Facebook Creating Clubhouse Knockoff // China Bans Clubhouse // Live from New York..it's SNL Joke Theft? // Fraudster Refuses to Give Authorities 60 mill Bitcoin Password // TC Bitcoin Business Proposal // Articulate Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Hometown Heroes + Adderall // Elon's Neuralink-ed Monkey Plays Video Game w/ Mind // LeBron Dunks on Courtside Karen // Lil Uzi Vert Pierces $24 Milly Diamond into Forehead // Nike "Goes Green" (yea right) // Spotify's Speech Recognition Recs // Spinach Communicates via Email // Funk Flex Says Drake is Better Than JayZ // What are the Golden Globe s? We Try to Explain // Teeter Out Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com Become a Trash
GameStop Stock Surge Cause of Redditors // Kanye Allegedly Not Happy About KUWTK // Kraft Valentines Day Mac & Cheese // Anal Covid Swabs // CEO of Philly Fighting Covid Accused of Stealing Vaccines // Paying w Facial Recognition is the Future // Spike Lee Calls Trump Hitler // MyPillow CEO Banned from Twitter // Revenge of Pablo Escobars Cocaine Hippos // Teeter Out Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
TC 100th Episode! // Macklemore Freestyle Embarrasses America // Bill Gates is Biggest Owner of Farmland & Our Souls // Man Lives in Airport for 3 Months Arrested // Dinosaur Found w Multipurpose Hole // Pornhub Questions // HBO, Netflix faces CHURN // Lil Wayne Pardoned by Trump //The Best of Trash Castle After 100 Eps // Send us your trash: Trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Insurrection Content (not really) // Millionaires losing Bitcoin Passwords // Lil Nas X Goes 14x Platinum // Ice Cream RECALL // Cardi B's WAP Cost 1 Million // Andrew Yang's New York 2 Bedroom // 200 Person Swinger Party in LA // Teeter Out Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Gucci Mane Gives Wife Bday Million // Georgia Senate Results "Coverage" // Amazon In the Drug Business, Next Stop Doctors Pissing in Bottles // McDonald's Releasing 3 Chicken Sandwiches, Also a Starbucks Diatribe..Then a Popeyes Rant // Kanye + Kim Divorce "Coverage" // Shahin's Deep Fake Father // Mama Jacob's a Thot // Teeter Out // Email us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
The Trashy Awards Intro // New Covid Strand?! // Charlamagne the God Says Drake Era is Over // Bit Coin Takeover // Hackers Threaten to Leak Plastic Surgery Photos // THE TRASHYs // The Year in Neuralink + Facial Recognition // TC Hero of the Year Nominees // Sound of Metal + High Fidelity // New Year's Cheer Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Swae Lee's Hard Drive Stolen // Stimulus Relief Flex // Swae Lee IG Live Update! // Apple Self-Driving Cars-Pray for Solid IOS // Cyberpunk 2077 Angers the Public, Refunds for All // Diddy Gives Mom 1 million For the Brand // Lil Pump Cryptocurrency // 9 Year Old Youtube Makes 30 million // Hollywood Elites Offer Big Coin for Covid Vaccine // Travis Scott's New Hard Seltzer // Teeter out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Santa Bezos // AI Girlfriend Dates 500 Million Men // Logan Paul vs Floyd Mayweather Changes Sports Forever // Child Spends 16K in Apple App Store, Mom is Pissed // Guy Fieri Becomes National Treasure // Joel Osteen Received PPP Loan // Kanye's Religious Opera is in Trouble // Tom Cruise Becomes Unlikely Covid Hero ?! // Ocean Spray Guy Gets Covid // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Hinge = Podcast Billboard // Former Space Security Chief Claims Aliens are Out There // Elon Musk Leaves LA // Warner Bros Films Bypass Movie Theaters // Chipotle's RAT Issues (Pray for NY) // NYC $3 Package Delivery Charge?! // Bob Dylan Sells Oldass Catalogue, Wallflowers = Awful // Chance the Rapper's Former Manager Sues // Managers are Monsters // William Shakespeare Gets 1st Pfizer Vacc // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Dad Trauma Chiseled Into Glory // Travis Scott is Rich AF According to Reports // Lil Yachty Cryptocurrency // Spotify Wrapped // The Weeknd Grammy Snub, Drake's Grammy Diss // $20 Smart Watch Released // Jordan Peterson Controversy // Facial Recognition // Hiker Dies for 45 Minutes // SHAQ UPDATE // Stealing Darth Vader Mask Attempt // Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Holiday Edition // Dave Chapelle Gets Netflix to Listen // New York Rat Crisis Update // Pornhub's Lifetime Membership // Youtube Suspends One America News // David Chang SPEAKS // Elon Musk Becomes 2nd Richest Human & a Ramble // Rooting for the Mob // Contestant Dies on TBS Gameshow Wipeout // Workout Protest In Philly // Cheerful Holiday Teeter Out // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
TC Rebranding // Apple Innovation // Pepperoni Shortage!! // Taylor Swift Rerecords Catalogue, But Why?! // Finnair Sells Airline Food in Supermarket // The Death of Late Night // Dying Rockeffeler Xmas Tree Signifies End Times // Facebook Employees Demand Better Conditions Amidst Covid // Guitar Center is Bankrupt, RIP Zeppelin Riffs // Oxford Study Finds that Video Games Make People Happier (Lol?) // Teeter Out Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
"Political Coverage" // Porn Shop by Trump Campaign THRIVING // Supreme is Bought By Vans // Reading Terminal Facing Extinction // Blueface Rents Out Home for $2500/Night // A Longgg Ramble // Cowards=GOAT// Johnny Depp Paid 8 Figures to Leave // Tony La Russa Tries to Hall of Fame his Way Out of a DUI // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
"Election Coverage" // Kanye 2020 // Hanes T's For President // Kanye Gets Under 60,000 Votes // Dead Republican Wins Seat in State Legislature // McDonald's Brings Back the McRib // ALL DRUGS Decriminalized in Oregon // California Hates Uber/Lyft Drivers // Baby Shark is Most Viewed Youtube Video of All Time // Long Teeter Out Send us your Trash: Trashcastlepod@gmail.com
More "Election Coverage" // TC is Victorian Love // Kanye & Joe Rogan // Phil Collins' House Invaded by Ex-Wife // Billy McFarland In Solitary Confinement for Podcasting? // Photoshop's New Neural Filter Spells Doom for Tinder // Musicians Demand Better Spotify Compensation // Carole Baskin Beefs with Joe Exotic over "Casket Baskin Briefs" // Long Teeter Out Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Philly Horrors // 50 Cent For Trump // Quibi Says Bye After 6 Months LOL // Giuliani Gets Borated // Jeffrey Toobin Forgets He's on Internet // Troy Aikman Disses Military Flyovers // Ocean Spray Guy Gets Truck From Ocean Spray // Drake Gets Pissed On // Man Hangs from Trump Tower // The Apple Trolls xo xo // J Balvin's Virtual Fortnite Concert & Shahin Learns who J Balvin is // PayPal Gets in Cryptocurrency Game Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Don't waste life, do your job poorly // LeBron Wins Championship/ Shout Outs Akron // Big Sean Owed Money By Kanye // College Students Infect Themselves w Covid 2 Pay Bills // Covid Vaccine May Murder Sharks // Coming 2 America Sold to Amazon for 125 Mill // Woman Returns Artifacts She Stole From Pompeii Cause She Cursed // Apple Stops Selling Charger w IPhones // Stevie Nicks Jumps on Ocean Spray Tik Tok // Tiger King Drama // Send Us Your Trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Morning Edition // Trash Castle "Political Coverage" // Mick Fleetwood Copies @doggface208's Viral Vid // Facebook Claps Back on "The Social Dilemma" // 2,500 y.o. Egyptian Coffin Opened // "Joker" 1 Year Anniversary Reflections // SNL Doles Out $150 Checks to Live Studio Audience // White House Turns into COVID House // Rick Moranis Gets Clocked in the Dome in NYC Email us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
"Election Coverage" LOL // Trump's Taxes // NBA Predominantly Donates to Republicans // Fleetwood Mac Skateboarder Gets 10k Donation // Joe Montana is MVP of Saving His Grandchild // Driver Arrested for Pulling 'Dukes of Hazzard' Jump // Facebook Merges Messenger with IG DMs // Philadelphia Halloween Decorator=Dbag // Is New Year's Good? // U2 Album Turns 20 or Something // Email us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
Exchanging Pleasentries // RIP RBG, This Convo Goes Nowhere Enjoy // The Social Dilemma REVIEW // Halloween is CANCELLED! RIP Halloween // Covid Space Helmets Available Now // The Return of Ellen DeGeneres //Woman Messes Up a Liquor Store Real Bad // Those Caught Without Masks Forced to Dig Graves for Covid Victims // Dentist Who Extracted Patient's Tooth While on a Hoverboard Going to Jail // Teetering Out Real Nice //
Broadcasting from Box City // 30 Million Young Adults Live w/ their PARENTS!! // Travis Scott McDonald's Meal Causes Supply Shortage // Americans Don't Know About the Holocaust Somehow // Chris Nolan's Tenet Not Making Enough Dollars- End of the Movie Theater? // Kanye Pisses on Grammy // Cat Lover Strips to Protest Cat Discrimination // Louis Vuitton $1000 Face Shield is Metaphor 4 Society // Chuk E. Cheese Gets Covid Creepy // Living Coffin Gets RAVE Reviews // Send us ur trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com
A Sinking Ship, TC Foreplay // Travis Scott Collab w/ McDonald's is A Scam // Mr. Rogers' Wife Speaks Out Against Trump // Keeping Up with the Kardashians' Coming 2 an End // Dr. Suggests Having Sex w/ Masks // Taco Bell Cancels Mexican Pizza, The Day They Cancelled Batman Cereal // Facebook Says New Apple iOS Could Hurt // Whole Foods Opens First Online-Only Store // AI Writes Op-Ed Signaling The End Days // Djokovic Thrown Out of Match 4 Playing Tennis // Send Us Your Trash: Trashcastlepoad@gmail.com
Maybe Near Death Experience / Lukewarm SpaghettiOs // Joe Budden Leaving Spotify // Seinfeld Beefs From the Hamptons w/ James A. // Edward Snowden Vindicated // Carole Baskin Joins Dancing W/ The Stars?! // Quarter of Shopping Malls Closing, RIP // Amazon Drivers Placing Smartphones in Trees // Napster is Purchased (and still exists apparently) // Post Malone Owns Esports Team // Elon Musk Pig (and Neuralink) Review // Send us your trash: trashcastlepod@gmail.com