Two And Change

We here at Two And Change are no stranger to controversy. However, we haven't been cancelled - yet - and hope to remain gainfully employed in the near to medium future. On today's episode, we tackle Gina Carano's recent firing from Disney, and explore the idea of "Cancel Culture". Spoiler - Josh doesn't think it's a thing and Mike's against it. Then, we discuss the STONK market and the seismic shift in power on Wall Street. Now that retail investors seem to have power, what's next?   Also Overheard: Josh get tipsy on Budweiser Gina Carano can probably kick your ass. As with most episodes, we really hope no one takes clips of this show out of context... That's (not) what she said? Twitter is not real life How short selling works Legal Eagle comes through again Is eating the rich considered a sound investment strategy?   Florida Man Hey, so the Florida Man segment is a little less humorous and a lot darker today - two of the four segments involve domestic violence. I'm omitting the links today so we can share this message with you. According to StatsCan, there were over 99,000 victims of intimate partner violence aged 15 to 89 in Canada in 2018, representing about one-third (30%) of all victims of police-reported violent crime. Almost four-fifths of victims of intimate partner violence were women (79%). If you or someone you know are looking for family violence resources in Canada, check this link out from the government of Canada. Also, consider making a donation to your local societies for the prevention of domestic abuse. 

On today's episode, Mike, Tim and Josh chat about the the resignation of the Governor General of Canada - seriously, how bad do you have to be to mess up a largely ceremonial role? After that, we get a visit from our friend Florida Man, and then talk about the cancellation of the Keystone XL pipeline. Warning - this one is is a bit less safe for work than our other ones. You've been warned.   Also Overheard: Mike, where are your pants???? So some details have come about the GG's behaviour, and they're not good.... Astronauts are cool We need oil, or we need buggies. Florida Man: Sheriff, report: Naked Florida man stole, crashed police car Florida Man arrested for breaking into US Capitol, says he was only there to use the bathroom Florida Woman, who claimed she owned Google, assaults homeowner with bottle of beans Florida man evicted from government housing exactly 4 years after evicting a black family from the same house.

Weeks like this one are exactly why we came back on the air. With QAnon, Proud Boys, your racist uncle Reggie and Bear Man storming the US Capitol, what's a person to do? Why, listen to the three of us ramble on about our unfounded (and quite frankly inane) opinions. Enjoy!   Also Overheard Mike is out of booze. This is an emergency. Calvin said it best. Aaand Mike also ran out of internet. Seriously, what is going on in Strathroy? Trump & Sideshow Bob have something in common. Florida Man Dean of charter school and wife gave beer and marijuana to teen baby sitter according to deputies Florida man robbed graves of veterans because they have “stronger spirts”, sheriff says 58 year old Florida man arrested for child porn also purchased and ate soiled underwear Feds arrest Florida man caught on camera carrying Pelosi’s lectern during capital riot

Two And Change is BACK AT YOU with another episode! In this episode (recorded 23 December 2020) we discuss the new Ontario provincial lockdown, and everyone's favourite topic, Canadian military procurement. Who knew boats were so expensive? Clearly we didn't. Enjoy!   Also Overheard: - Josh remembers his drink but forgets the topic- Blame Quebec! It's not even a real country anyway.- THANKS TRUDEAU. No seriously, thanks.- Need a bit of help dealing with the lockdown? The Canadian Mental Health Association has great resources.- Frigate? Mike, watch your language.   Florida Man Florida Man Charged for Eating Pancakes in the middle of the roadFlorida Woman named Cherries Waffles Tennis arrested for making fraudulent purchases at surf shop.Florida Man sets own truck on fire in order to give the local sheriff’s office “something to do”Drunk driver arrested after crashing into Drive Sober or Get Pulled Over sign

Two and Change is back, now that we're pretty sure we've figured out the whole "record over Zoom" thing! Well, sort of. We're a work in progress, but we promise to get a bit more regular with our show. On today's episode, we discuss vaccine hesitancy, along with religious freedom in the COVID era. Enjoy the show!   Also Overheard: Josh forgot his drink and Mike doesn't know how much a shot is We can't even get Google to talk to Microsoft, how the hell are we going to chip everyone??? Tim breaks the 4th wall F&#$ you. But keep listening. But also F#@% you. Mike was doing so well... Freedom costs a buck 'o five Florida Man Fake ministry buys a mansion at Disney World after obtaining millions in PPP funds Pantless woman arrested after shoplifting two boxes of wine Woman gets arrested for attacking her sister with a mini Christmas tree Florida man gets arrested for street racing after blasting "Bad Boys"

Originally Recorded September 23rd, 2020 - things change quickly.   Well, it's happened. RBG is gone. Her memory and legacy still live on, however, and we discuss what this means for US politics going forward. Later on, we discuss are the people really to blame for spreading COVID, or is it poor policy decisions? It wouldn't be an episode of Two and Change if it didn't devolve into a discussion about prostitution and Santa Clause.   Also Overheard: - Finger puppets are a trigger- Cocaine can't melt steel beams, Josh- Outbreak and Clickbait rhymes- Speed down Mike's street, no one's watching!- Name ONE case of COVID-19 that resulted from a trip to a glory hole!- Santa Clause is the patron saint of prostitutes?

Two and Change is BACK with a new episode! Tim, Mike and Josh got together to discuss UBI and the recent 'scandal' rocking Canadian politics. Look forward to new episodes every...once in a while. Enjoy!

Guess what internet! TWO AND CHANGE IS BACK, BABY!   We're back with brand new episodes. Don't count on a weekly cadence - we have lives AND there is a plague happening, after all. Tim, Mike and Matt got together and discussed the recent disaster in Lebanon and how we're sending aid, and whether or not it's safe to send your kids back to school. We hope you enjoy, and look forward to more episodes in the future.

*Recorded May 29th* On this episode of Two and Change, Mike, Josh and Tim talk about the riots over the death of George Floyd at hands of Minneapolis police officers, and the military report over the sorry state of nursing homes in Ontario and Quebec.

We're back! More episodes to come! Mike, Josh, and Tim reunite over Zoom and discuss how soon is too soon to reopen the economy. We also get some great cooking tips for our giant blue friends.

    On This Week's Show....​ Look, we all knew this couldn’t go on forever, right? How long could three guys drunkenly ramble into microphones? Turns out, almost two years and 79 episodes worth. This is bittersweet for us – we hate to leave, but we do so with some excitement since we have a new project in mind. Out with the old, in with the new! Enjoy this completely improvised episode where we talk about bank fees. We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On This Week's Show....​ Originally recorded April 12th Mueller report? What Mueller report! Let’s talk about Julian Assange and pictures of black holes instead. Josh has the night off, so Jordan joined Tim and Mike to discuss Julian Assange’s eviction and the latest scientific advances in stellar cartography. Enjoy!   Also Overheard:​ Ma! Tim’s making Tragically Hip references again! Eww. Carbs and Alcohol! What could go wrong? “If posting crap on the internet makes your a journalist, then Mike and Tim are journalists”. Thanks Jordan! SO. MANY. BLACK. HOLE. PUNS. 1/3rd oz Black Rum, 1/3rd oz Kahlua, 1/3rd oz Amaretto. Shake over ice. Pour and Shoot. So much Star Trek references.   Weekly WTF:​ Oregon Man Called Police On His Rogue Roomba. Drunk Florida man arrested at Olive Garden after eating spaghetti with his hands. Woman crashed car after spotting spider while driving: police (thanks Taylor!)       We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On This Week's Show... This show originally recorded on 5 April 2019 What does the Sultan of Brunei and the US Space Program have in common? Not much, come to think of it, but both made good topics for today’s show. Mike, Josh, and Tim welcomed back our friend Steve to discuss the recent abhorrent abuses against the LGBTQ+ community, and the US getting back to the moon in a big way. Enjoy! Editor’s Note: This episode is particularly drunk and opinionated. We may not always agree with each other’s opinions, but the point of the show is that we can share a diversity of opinion and still remain friends at the end. Also Overheard: You guys have NO IDEA how hard this intro was to do after a few drinks. Almost as hard as it was to edit sober…. “Pence” and “Boner” doesn’t belong in the same sentence. Sorry Alabama. We’re sure your teeth are perfectly fine. Florica, on the other hand… Tim’s not a rocket scientist but he plays one on the internet. Read up on Alan Turing if you’re not familiar with him. Here is Brunei. Yeah, so this actually happened. Josh isn’t anti-Christian, just anti-dipshit.    

Sorry for the repeat, folks! We're taking the week off. Enjoy an encore performance of "The Minimum Wages of Fear", presented by yours truly. Enjoy!

On This Week's Episode.... Tim, Mike, and Josh welcome Steve to discuss a very special summary of an episode…the Mueller report has dropped, and we want to know what’s in it. Does this clear the President, or does it implicate him? We help add to the confusion with far more questions than answers. Enjoy!   Also Overheard:  It was like a grade 8 book report written at the last minute. Is it MEW-ler, or MUL-ler? Pete Buttigieg is hard to say, but this dude is pretty amazing. Awful but Lawful? These guys aren't familiar with Mogs? Space Force the Musical! No, it's not a "Tinder date with a roofie" Dwight's Speech is epic.   Weekly WTF: Florida Man Edition This week, we played a little game. Tim picked three headlines, and asked the gentlemen to pick which one they thought was the real Florida man. Will the real Florida man please stand up?   Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On This Week's Show....​ Did you miss us? We missed you! Josh, Mike and Tim discussed the recent terrorist attacks in New Zealand, and how the government and people responded. Damn, the best we seem to be able to do in this hemisphere is “Thoughts and Prayers”. After that, we discussed our own version of Florida Man, Doug Ford. He’s tackled healthcare and now he’s after education. Will he make the system more efficient with these cuts, or is he just paying for tax cuts on the back of the youth of Ontario? Enjoy. Also Overheard:​ That’s what you get for leaving beer here, Josh…  Godwin‘d at 3:32 Mean, Median, Mode and Range. Tim goes off on a common core rant – hint: get over it. The French word for angle…is angle. True story. The bleeding heart liberals educate Mike on how guns work. Man, body parts are expensive. Jim Jefferies got this one right. West Nickel Mines School Shooting – Read This. Weekly TF:​ Not Ricky and Julian, but pretty close. Florida Man find that change isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. Cold beer is next to godliness, according to Nebraska. We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

Hey Everyone! We took the week off. Instead, enjoy a very low quality recording of our very first episode. We'll be next week, hangovers permitting. Enjoy!

On This Week's Show...​ Tim, Mike, and Josh welcome a new guest, JJ, to the show to talk about the Momo Challenge, and discuss the concept of video game addiction. What’s that, Two And Change listener? You say we’ve talked about this before? Well, you’re correct. This time, we’re talking about it in context of Virtual Reality. The technology is getting better. Much better. Are we going to all be living in a Black Mirror-esque world where the virtual one is so much better than our real ones? Or like the Momo challenge, is this much ado about nothing? Enjoy. Also Overheard:​ Busch? REALLY??? The resemblance is unnerving. If you aren’t familiar with the Max Headroom incident, you really should be. The wisdom of XKCD Submit a Weekly WTF, get to be on the show! Some conditions apply. Weekly WTF​ Money can’t buy ‘appiness. A new low, even for Florida Man. Inside the thrilling and drug fueled world that is…competitive bridge playing? Got a topic for us? Drop a comment below, or shoot us a message on Facebook or Twitter!   And Finally...Salad Fingers.​     What in the actual f@#$ is this?       We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

Bonus Review! Tim, Mike, Josh, and Matt got their hands on the mythical $1 beer promised by Ontario Premier Doug Ford. What did they think? Check out our website to read more!  

On This Week's Show.... Tim, Josh, and Mike welcome Matt back to the show to talk about anti-vaxxers. We learned that, apparently, there are people out there who purposely do not vaccinate their children – even if they don’t have a medical reason for not vaccinating! We were as shocked as you must be, reading this. What’s to be done? Later in the episode, we talk about what happens when you receive bad financial advice. Who is at fault? At what point is it ‘buyer beware’ vs. a lawsuit waiting to happen? Enjoy! Also Overheard: Rachel McAdams 10 Year Old Scotch. Don’t listen to our last bonus. Actually MRC5 is a cultured cell line, which means no, vaccines are not made from aborted fetuses. Essential Oils Are (probably) bullshit. Unless you rub them counter-clockwise. This wasn’t financial advice. People in Mike’s family die out of spite. If you buy a Dodge, you deserve what you get. Weekly WTF: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a…dick? Student arrested by government authorities for refusing to recite loyalty pledge…in Florida. Texas Man gives Florida Man a run for his money.  We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On this bonus, Tim recounts the tale of his vasectomy, done just 24 hours before recording. Enjoy!

On Today's Show....​ What a week! Tim and Mike welcome Josh back, and Matt stopped by to join in our discussion. Prime Minister Justin McDisneyprince is struggling with a controversy over whether or not his office exerted undue pressure to resolve a legal case against SNC-Lavalin. What would Trump do? Maybe build a wall around Quebec instead. Hey, we’ve had worse ideas. Enjoy! Editor’s Note: The gentlemen, especially Tim, were quite intoxicated for this recording. Also Overheard​ Josh is back and brought scotch! Montana, you aren’t worth a trillion dollars. Well, maybe not US dollars. If you’re going to bribe someone, don’t be cheap! What do you have against Brent? Salmon fake orgasms. Josh isn’t falling for Mike’s strawman. William Shatner should be Queen. Josh needs to join the vasectomy club.   Weekly WTF:​ Florida Man gets a million dollar tax return. Smart Toilet? Try not to strain yourself? Florida Man licks doorbells. Eww. We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….    

On This Week's Show.... Josh has the week off, so Tim and Mike welcomed Laura to the show. Ever get weird ads for stuff on Facebook? How does that work? We’re not sure, but Laura might. Is this creepy, or just the price we pay for the service? Later on, we discuss what responsibilities companies have when they pack up and leave – does money go to the debtors, investors, workers, or the environmental costs? In what order? Enjoy the show! Also Overheard: Jordan might be into some WEIRD STUFF… It’s like a BRA FOR YOUR BALLS. Ontario Proud is kind of a douchey group. Pat’s a funny guy. Check out his comedy. “No, I was mocking you.” – Laura Supreme Court rules energy companies must clean up old wells – even in bankruptcy (Source: CBC) Jeff Bezos goes nuclear.   Weekly WTF How about suing your parents for being born without your consent? There was no honour in confiscating such a finely honed weapon. That’s just gross, Atlantic Seafood Sauce company!    

Bonus Content!​ Mike and Laura stuck around to try to get an embarrassing story or two out of Tim’s mom about his awkward teenage years. For the record, yes, he really WAS looking up pictures of Jesus for a school project. 

On This Week's Show....​ Josh has the day off – he said something about pizza and a sick kid – so we welcome back Laura. Tim, Mike, and Laura welcome special guest, Elizabeth Aman-Hume, to discuss the world of non-profit arts fundraising in 2019. Elizabeth has been in the non-profit arts marketing and fundraising industry for over 30 years, and has worked both in North America and Europe for premier-level organizations, and offered some insights about the challenges facing arts organizations today. How did we book such a guest? She also happens to be Tim’s mom. First, we discussed what happens when the CEO that has all your BitCoin suddenly kicks the bucket.   Also Overheard:​  You can make Vodka from milk!  Mommy!  Actually, it’s Lillard. It takes a lot of electricity to make a BitCoin Tim is the first born son, just like Jesus! The arts aren’t a supposed to be run like a business, because they’re a community resource.  Mike produced a “Fan Film”. The less said, the better.   The Weekly WTF has the week off.​ Instead, enjoy this cinematic masterpiece, courtesy of Mike       We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

Bonus Content!​ How well does Tim know his own liquor cabinet? We blindfolded him and gave him five random samples from his collection. Turns out he didn’t do too badly.   We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On This Week's Show....​ Tim, Mike, and Josh welcome back long time friend of the show Rob Spencer to discuss the situation in Venezuela. Economic uncertainty, two people claiming to be the legitimate president – with the west backing one and China and Russia backing the other…it’s a mess. With threats of military intervention, we ask ourselves “should we intervene?” and “what exactly does intervening mean?”. All this is enough to give us a headache. Good thing our second topic is that perennially Canadian topic, privatization of health care. Doug Ford, Premier of Ontario (who Tim refers to as “Maple Trump”), wants to open the debate about allowing some privatization or private options in our health care system. While we sharpen our pitchforks and light our torches, we want to hear what you think. Drop us a comment below! Also Overheard:​ Wait your turn, Rob! Josh and Mike agree on something? Surely, this is the end of days. Meth-fueled sex romp? That’s a solid Tuesday for Rob. Mike will have to pick his favourite children. No raise, but you get a pizza party! Weekly WTF:​ Florida man bring a grenade into Taco Bell. With some help from Beer, Mac the Moose to #Make Moose Jaw Great Again The Mankato Meth Head or “How Tim Wants to Go Out”.             We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On This Week's Show....​ Mike took the week off to deal with a bout of the Norwalk virus, and we rightfully insisted that he stay home. Personally, we think drinking all the Liquormen’s Old Dirty Canadian Whisky was the blame. Coming in to rescue us at the last minute was our friend Perli, and the perennial fan favourite Laura. We started talking about the upcoming State of the Union speech in the US, but wound up talking about Cinnabon instead. At least our second topic, the value of a liberal arts education in 2019, got a bit more traction. We’ll see you again next week, and hopefully by then Mike will stop vomiting. Also Overheard:​ Josh has one job, and he already blew it. Perli’s getting a refill. Perli ain’t driving. It wouldn’t be an afternoon in London, Ontario, without a flaming car somewhere downtown. Sorry Perli, “Snow Mexicans” wasn’t a thing.  7 WILL kill you. Sweet, sweet death. Walmart Bingo is real! Wolowitz was an astronaut. Screw the other guys. Yes, Trump has a degree from Wharton.  WHY? WHEN? AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!  Weekly WTF:​ You probably should check your bank statements before destroying your workplace. The most Canadian storm ever Donald Trump gets more animated. We pay for the wall in 30 seconds. Florida Woman! We want to hear what you think! We Want To Hear What You Think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On This Week's Episode.... It was inevitable we were going have to talk about the shutdown. It was just our luck that we decided to talk about it around when the Ontario government decided to cut funding for low income university students. Who said you had to have a well educated population? Certainly not on this show. Enjoy! Also Overheard: Stuck in a beverage rut. Tim couldn’t make it 5 minutes without swearing. He doesn’t f@#$ing care. The United 93 movie was tragedy porn The President can only pardon federal crimes, not state crimes. Or so we’re told. “Tell me how taxes are theft, Mr. Six Children…” In real dollars, post secondary funding has been going down for years.  WeeklyTF:  We don’t really miss the rains in Africa. We need this to stop.  When YouTube decides it’s enough, you probably should stop eating Tide Pods while blindfolded. HAM. BER. DER. Distant Early Warning Fart System! Sign us up, Officer!         We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….    

JANUARY 14, 2019 ADMIN UNCATEGORIZED                   On This Week's Show....​ WE CAN’T KEEP UP WITH THE NEWS ANYMORE! We picked our two favourite headlines this week that might have slipped your attention. On the 401, a few local bands protested in solidarity with their First Nation counterparts in BC by driving nice and slow. I’m sure once they got near Toronto, no one could tell the difference. We also discussed the police’s new power of being able to come into a restaurant, bar, or your home on the suspicion you may have driven drunk in the past two hours and demand a breathalyzer   Also Overheard:​ ACTION SUPERHERO CUTS! Freedom Units The CBC doesn’t have a newspaper. True story, bro. A primer on Indigenous vs First Nations vs Aboriginal The Nicolas Cage subreddit is real, and it’s glorious A woman besides the Queen is on our money! HRH is kind of hot. Alcoholic Jizz? This show went downhill FAST. WeeklyTF​ KILLER HERPES MONKEYS! The end is neigh! No seriously, the end in neigh! Craft Beer is the latest casualty of the shutdown   And if you're one of the three people who haven't seen it yet....​       We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow…

Bonus Content!​ Mike, Josh, and Tim discuss their New Year’s Resolutions. Tim wants to drop weight, Mike wants to be taller, and Josh doesn’t want to sweat the small stuff. What are your resolutions? Drop a comment below!     We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On This Week's Episode....​ 2019 is off to a bang – literally. 2018 was the deadliest year on record for Toronto, and Trump is pulling the troops out of Syria. We originally were going to talk about Japan resuming commerical whaling, but Tim got the topics mixed up from the last show, so we wound up swapping topics. We kind of had to keep the intro, because the intro pun was just too fun. Then it went downhill. VERY fast. Editor’s Note: There’s a lot of swearing and shall we say…off topic humour that may or may not involve necrophilia in this one – especially from Tim. You might want to listen with your headphones...or not at all. We’re so, so sorry. Also Overheard:​  We’re extremely white people, but not THAT white….  Japan is pulling out of Syria, Trump is getting into the whaling business? The world loses it’s sense of nuance, Tim loses his s#$%. Gunchucks aren’t real. But they should be. At least we didn’t break 100. “It’s rare that I don’t have a lot to say” – Josh Rodolfo Rodriguez was a the victim of horrible racial violence. WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THIS???? The WeeklyTF​ The WeeklyTF is back from vacation! Enjoy! I guess it’s no longer a ‘wonderful phrase’, unless you’re Disney… I guess they needed a better ‘tip line’… Alexa, add a shovel, rubber gloves, and lye to my shopping cart! What’s the all the Halalabalo? Apparently Michelangelo was breaking the law all this time! Boxing Day turned into a Boxing Match at one mall in Connecticut We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

    On This Week's Show....​ Stock market, Trump Pulling Out…and Japanese Whaling? Tim got the second topic mixed up, so we’ll talk about Trump pulling out of Syria next week. Who knows, by then we might have forgotten all about it! We want to say thank you for spending 2018 with us, and hope 2019 finds you happier, healthier, and wiser…. Also Overheard:​ Drinkin’ Cognac, all up in the club! That, and no one will give Josh a loan. Computer errors have cost money on Wall Street. Hey, it worked in Star Trek IV! It was called the Pequod. Apparently PETA has a LOT of games…. It’s called Deep Pectoral Myopathy and it’s kind of disturbing that this is a thing. WeeklyTF​ The WeeklyTF has the week off for the holidays. Instead, enjoy this video of Michael Jackson performing “Will You Be There”, popularized by the film Free Willy. We’ll see you next week!       We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

Jordan gifted us a bottle of wine, and we invite Laura upstairs to review it. Read our full write-up on our website, twoandchange.ca!

On This Week's Show....​ Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Yule, and whatever you celebrate! This episode, we discuss fake trees vs. real trees, and whether or not Christmas has taken on new meaning in the wake of a society that’s increasingly apathetic towards religion. Regardless of how you celebrate, we hope you find occasion to do so!   Also Overheard:​ Josh loses all credibility…why would you mix Rye and Lemon Perrier???? You don’t just pick up a tree on the side of the highway! Multi-tree house, Mother F@#$er! Duct Tape your ass for Jesus! Calm your tits, it’s Christmas. If Ramen-dan isn’t a Flying Spaghetti Monster holiday, it should be.  The Weekly TF has the week off....​  Instead, Tim drunkenly rants about Beauty and the Beast for some reason. Bestiality is STILL illegal, even in 15th century France!  We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

Bonus Content!​ For a show that speculates about politics a lot, we don’t talk about Donald Trump very much. So we decided to play everyone’s favourite game “who’s going down first?” Smart money is on Barron taking the fall. Enjoy!     We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….    

On This Week's Episode​ How can we make an episode this close to Christmas about US-Chinese trade relations even more contentious? How about we throw in “Baby It’s Cold Outside” for good measure! We discuss the arrest of Meng Wanzhou, the CFO of the Chinese tech giant Huawei. Canada arrested her at the request of the US government over allegations her company bypassed sanctions in Iran. China is threatening Canada with retaliation (including the arrest of Canadian citizens on dubious charges), but our biggest trading partner, the US, would like to see her extradited…what’s a maple-blooded Canuck to do? Later in the show, we discuss the latest social media flameworthy topic – Baby It’s Cold Outside. The song has been banned from airplay by multiple radio stations, alleging lyrics condoning sexual assault. Buckle up folks, this one is going to be a bumpy ride! Also Overheard:​ Bearface Funky Bottom was Josh’s nickname in University… The Irish make the Dutch look Italian! Canadian interrogations, now with Timbits!  On further review, that IS a little rape-y… Sorry, Oma Janssens! “You two need Jesus!” – Mike Donald Trump can come on the show for the ratings – then he can go f*** himself.     We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

Today's beer review is something very special. Tim's favourite beer, Winter Beard, is only sold around Christmas time. With hints of Chocolate and Cranberry, this beer is perfect for a winter's evening. At 8% alcohol, this beer is no lightweight, either. Muskoka Brewery advised this beer can be cellared for up to two years, provided you keep it at the right temperature. Tim, being the beer snob he is, decided to share one of his one year cellared bottles with Josh and Mike. Will they find it as magical as he does? Read our full writeup at twoandchange.ca!

On This Week's Episode....  Continuing our new format of two topics an episode, we discussed the recent signing of the USMCA agreement (although it’s really NAFTA 2.0), along with weird baby names. We can come up with better names, in either case. We’re not sure if we stepped in it or not on this episode, but remember, all hate mail can and should be directed to Mike. Also Overheard:​ Canadian Club: Damn Right your Dad Drank it! I don’t know, because they’re Mexico? Tim will stop making Vasectomy jokes at Mike’s expense when it stops being funny. Mike, we’re still recording! Yes, people did name their children this. Peaches and Janssy Pants! That’s Mr. Ratf#$%er Forsythe Adolph-Kisser Richard, to you! Bobby Tables is fiction! WeeklyTF Headlines​ Each week we try to find the weirdest headlines and crack cringe-worthy jokes and puns about them. We like to think of this as a public service, so you don’t have to! You’re welcome, Canada! Terror from the Skies! Are you pucking kidding me? Al Roker, Make room for A.I. Roker! It’s like RAAAAAAIIIIN on your wedding day! The best dressed person at the Waffle House Isn’t her name a Genesis song?     We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On This Week's Episode....​ Just because we have a new format, doesn’t mean we raised our standards! We’re covering more topics and introducing a reoccurring segment called Weekly The F#$%! Each week, we’ll round up some crazy headlines you might have missed. This week, we discuss how a flailing New Democratic Party could spell trouble for the Conservative Party, and we discuss ditching cable and traditional media for online streaming services. Editor’s Note: We normally do not censor our language, because…you know…internet…but for Weekly The F#$%, it’s all part of the shtick. Just relax and enjoy. Also Overheard:​  The Marijuana Party is basically pointless now.  We call Josh’s hips “Gimpy” and “Noodle”.  We need to get Josh a Foam Bat’leth…although at this price, we should just get him a real one. Introducing our new segment, Weekly The F#$% Everything is legal in the country that it’s recorded in! In Mike’s defense, Steve Scully is a sexy man. Oddly enough, Netflix IS raising it’s prices by $3 dollars…. Mike’s wife is making toilet wine.   WeeklyTF Headlines:​ You Can’t change math! The Darty Farty Party Blowin’ Up The Bathroom Your Wife Is Transparent Bedazzled Pigeon Finds His Way Home! Talk About Mommy Issues….       We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

Oh man...what did you boys do? We knew we were in trouble as soon as we bought a bottle because it was made by the guys who do Trailer Park Boys. At least the name didn't lie. To read our write-up on this Whisky, visit our website at twoandchange.ca!

On This Week's Episode....​ Garbage strikes, teacher strikes, postal worker strikes, any way you slice it, it’s a pain the behind. The union doesn’t like going on strike – the members would rather be working. The management certainly doesn’t like it – they’d rather be making money. Is it fair though that we as a society pile on the unions, when there are two parties to blame here? With the government of Canada ordering an end to the postal union strike, is the government overstepping its bounds? Do we REALLY need the postal service (the answer is YES)? We discuss all this and more on this week’s episode. Enjoy!   Also Overheard:​  We have no idea how much stamps cost. Somewhere in a FedEx office, someone is pocketing Mike’s money. We discussed postal banking once. And bees. On-call bus services are an actual thing! They’re called Los Pitufos. And they’re probably spores. Maximum wage should be $10 less than whatever Mike makes. A libertarian with failed logic? That NEVER happens! Josh doesn’t know his UK geography. Less child labour is probably a good thing. Go to Jobland! Where the better jobs are! You can pick one off the job tree! We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

Bonus Content!​ We took a few minutes to discuss our experiences doing a Facebook Live stream for the first time. Our trials, our tribulations, our scrambled 80s cable porn. Enjoy!  We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On This Week's Episode... Did you all happen to see this news story? Like, was this on your radar at ALL? In case you haven’t (and you don’t feel like clicking this link), here’s a quick recap for you. There are credible allegations that native women have been coerced into forced sterilizations as recent as 2017. We think the saddest part of this story is that we’re angry and outraged by this, but unfortunately not surprised. We normally don’t go off on a three-person rant, but this issue was too big for us not to have raised. Be angry with us, and enjoy this episode…assuming you can. Also Overheard.... That’s Joshua Cletus Beauregard to you, sir! We’re pretty sure Stalk and Barrel owes us an endorsement deal by now. Right now, we’re just 3 white people feeling very shitty about ourselves…. Looks like the Feds are on it Learn about Tommy Douglas! Needless to say, Tim isn’t going to Mike’s doctor…. No, but I am a professional yodeler! Yes, Lake Titicaca is a real place, Mike. We’re never going to Utah.     We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

    Bonus Content!​ Shawn Lewis stuck around for one more round and discussed voting methods. First past the post? Mixed Proportional? Ranked Ballots? Trial by combat? We discuss the best system. Enjoy! We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On This Week's Episode....​   Did this really happen? Did we just have TWO members of London City Council stop by to have a drink with us and talk about the recent municipal elections? Phil Squire of Ward 6 and newly minted councilor of Ward 2 and friend of the show Shawn Lewis stopped by to talk about their experiences campaigning, and what they hope to accomplish in the while sitting in the big chair. Editor’s Note: This episode was broadcasted live over Facebook on  9 November 2018. This was the first time we ever tried this, so there were a few audio issues. Feel free to watch the video, or check out the edited audio!       We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinons! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

Bonus Episode! Shall we play a little game? We decided to play a round of “Personally Incorrect” for our bonus. Think “Cards Against Humanity”, but personal. Enjoy We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinons! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On This Week's Show...​ After quarters of burning through cash, Tesla is not only in the black, but suspiciously so…according to some investors. When companies make tremendous profits, what are their responsibilities? Who should pay the price when numbers are fudged? How big is TOO big? Will Tim ever stay on topic? All these questions and more on this week’s episode!   Also Overheard:​ Stalk And Barrel should sponsor us. The drawbacks of recording in advance is we don’t know WHICH MAGAbomber we’re talking about….  Short selling in a nutshell. Over half of Canadians are $200/month away from the poorhouse. Mike finally break’s Josh’s brain on taxation. This is the intro we’re talking about. Llamas with Hats! What is this?  Why did Josh need 2000 plastic bags? Chrysler made missiles. This was a thing.   We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinons! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

On This Week's Episode...​ Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government…unless you’re Prince Harry! About a month ago, Tim spotted this article in the National Post that posited an interesting idea – could Prince Harry be the next Governor General of Canada? In theory, he absolutely could, along with pretty much anyone else we wanted to (GG Chaz Bono, anyone?), but is it really a good idea? And what the heck is a Governor General, anyway? Does Canada need the last vestiges of the monarchy? Is there a practicality to having this (albeit minimal) executive power in 2018? Well, wax up your monocles and put on your finest trousers, we’re getting all sorts of British up this episode!   Also Overheard:​ The Jerrys? Here?  Vulcan, Alberta is a real and magic place.  What exactly IS a Governor General? The Queen is not a racist Italian caricature. Probably. The Americans SHUT DOWN the government. We PROROGUE ours.  Her Excellency the Right Honourable Julie Payette is the Governor General of Canada. Sorry about that. Mike is a monarchist. The Rob Ford Heritage Minute  “The problem with the Governor General isn’t the lack of hats!“   We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinons! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….

Two And Change Review Crown Royal Apple Whiskey! On occasion, we give our uninformed opinions about things besides current events and politics, like alcohol. To read our thoughts about Crown Royal Apple, visit our website.

    On This Week's Episode... Oh yes we can(nabis)! Here in the great white north, purchase and consumption of marijuana is now legal. Each province has it’s own distribution system, and is free to set the prices. While we couldn’t score our legal devil’s lettuce due to supply issues, lots of Canadians are breathing a hazy sigh of relief…and hacking it right back out. Will the legal pot industry be a boon to provincial coffers? Will government controlled distribution kill a nascent industry? WHERE’S DAVE??? Tune in and don’t forget to subscribe…mannnn…       Also Overheard: Fuck Horseshoes. Quit harshing our mellow, JOSH! The case of Marc Emery Our Prime Minister can beat up your Prime Minister/President/Dictator  Calvinists gone wild! The ancient Israelis were basically rednecks. The Hell’s Angels might have blocked the Westboro Baptist Church. All we could find is this on Imgur. Anyone If anyone has a reliable article, please send it. Mike doesn’t know our theme music We want to hear what you think! Don’t just yell angrily at whatever dumb thing Tim just said, or laugh derisively at one of Mike’s opinions! Write a comment in the comment section below, email us at info@twoandchange.ca, or find us on Facebook or Twitter! The more you comment, the easier it is for people to find our show. Remember, we have to justify this to our wives somehow….