Worst Episode Ever (A Simpsons Podcast)

Outtakes from WEE #161: The Intergenerational Safemaker Cousins, including breaking a tie in the HIPO rankings. What's our new Patreon tier? What would Jack do if he were Taylor Swift? Which Dan Mulhall needs to be killed? Why does everyone do everything? All that plus timecode antics, the Cruise Hole, and hot butter-churning tips on our Amish Barncast.  www.weepodcast.com

  Jack and Dan carry the Safemaker legacy and wrap up the latest batch of episodes by watching season 21's "Stealing First Base," a reactionary Boomer episode about how you can't do anything anymore, like kiss fourth graders without consent. WEE start our season finale by going right off the rails and putting hats upon hats upon hats until we have to wonder out loud what we're even doing anymore. What is like the opposite of the Tardis? Which actor has won three Emmys for playing Hemus? What comes after "everybody"? All that plus Cockney Scratchy, radioactive DJs, Patchouli & Cinnamon, the Tesserhat, and Phil R. Stretch (his full name will NOT surprise you). Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from WEE #159 and WEE #160, including a discussion about Christopher Nolan's recent films. Is Dan starting the show like that? How do we come back in after crunching the numbers? Why is Quentin Tarantino a dumb-dumb? All that plus talkboys, birthday twins, Montell Jordan's theme for Jack talkin' about podcasts, and the same bits, over and over. www.weepodcast.com

This week, Jack and Dan watch Season 29's "Homer is Where the Art Isn't," a very specific parody of an obscure 70s TV drama that guest stars Bill Hader. Why are we putting our kids to bed early on a Saturday? What are we clutching onto? What is Jack's "Poetess"? Why you no Giacomo?? All that plus the three characteristic symptoms of Frovid, Two-Face crimes, Dan's notoriously hard elbows, HIPO-X, and the Freet Without Fear. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

This week, Dan and Jack watch Season 16's "Don't Fear the Roofer," guest starring Ray Romano as Homer's new best friend. How has Marge changed over the years? What one-time offer are WEE giving to Matt Groening? What is Jack and Dan's platonic friendship song? And what magazine was originally printed on maps? All that, plus the time Jack met Ray Romano, DEE-lites, trivia night recaps, stool cake, a kitchen full of kooks, and FART FART FART. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from WEE #158: The Podcast of Record, including a discussion about the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie. Why are we covering "Flanders' Ladder"? Has L.A. jaded Jack? When does Dan say his best stuff? Who should they replace Kang with? Who caught Jack masturbating? All that plus Dan's Pennsylvania accents, Porn City, and a man doing a man's thing. www.weepodcast.com

This week, Dan and Jack celebrate a (very) delayed birthday bash by watching season 29's Flanders' Ladder, an episode where Bart is in a coma and talks to ghosts. Is this episode a birthday gift or a birthday curse? What is the biggest betrayal since Dylan went electric? Who did Ron DeSantis have a grudge against in Yale Law School? What is the only food Little Ghost Girl can eat? Who is the only Alan? Are you Crash Bandicoot? All that plus Captain Planet's origin, VCR nostalgia, Big Ladder, the ol' cheapo tier, fleeting yums, Hans Zimmer's Ricola theme, and Jack & Dan ranking the Scream films. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from WEE #157: Mayoween Whatever, including a peek at our rankings and figuring out the intro for the episode. Which podcasts are colliding? What does Jack miss most about New York? All that plus Freet, bad haircuts, and Jack & Dan talking about The Flash and other movies. www.weepodcast.com

Mayoween Fools! It's Draculas as far as the eye can see this week as Jack and Dan watch Season 27's Treehouse of Horror XXVI, an episode that features problematic accents and Sideshow Bob finally killing Bart. Should Sideshow Bob have been part booger?  What's Dracula's favorite holiday? Can you put a question mark in a hashtag? Who should play Willie Lumpkin in the MCU? Who is Groophic endorsing for President? Should WEE have a Truth Social? All that pre-grooming, rake for rake's sake, goblin ideas, Old Rosie Perez Fingers, the Jewish House of Pancakes, ToeJam & Earl's Second Act, Mass Hash, George F. Scott, and How the Grinch Stole Easter. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Helllooooooo, it's outtakes from WEE #156: My T*ts Are Saggin'... HELLBOUND! Can Jack remember the name of the Simpsons episode we're watching? Who has Three Stooges Syndrome? All that plus our Star Trek: Picard Review-Preview and random cockney accents. www.weepodcast.com

It's tangent city as Dan and Jack return with a new batch of WEElite episodes, starting with season 11's "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?," the episode where Homer becomes a food critic. Which network slogan are WEE stealing? What were Charles Foster Kane's last words? Who's taunting the lions at the zoo? Which Bus Stop character loves Fletch? Who is Beastimus John and what is his serial number? All that plus a plot mirage, Flakira, no concept of E, IMIN, Pre-Renaissance Joey, an American Alfred, Jerkass Rising, and another WEE episode where a new Bus Stop character emerges at the very end when everyone's already stopped listening. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com             4 Likes

Outtakes from before Jack and Dan began their commentary for Sync Points #11: Mank, for the WEE completionist who listens to everything, even tracks where Jack's mic is turned off. Which classic Bus Stop character makes an appearance? Should we have watched RIPD instead? How many times can Dan say “Mank” in six minutes? All that plus An Inconvenient Chromebook, JTZ, and Tom Sriver. www.weepodcast.com

We're not here for a long time, we're here for a Mank time.   This April 1, Jack and Dan fool around by recording Sync Points #11 and talking over the entire Netflix original film Mank. We're not calling it a commentary track because there is very, very little Mank commentary. Instead we talk about the Rocky franchise, the Alien franchise, the Final Destination franchise and many, many more non-Mank topics.   Who is missing our April Fools shenanigans? How do we use Letterboxd? What actor is playing both Dan and Jack in the WEE Studios movie titled (A Podcast Network)? What Sync Points are we forgetting and what Sync Points have we committed to recording in the future? What will be Charles Dance's obituary? All that plus a quick 5-minute intro, a lot of misters, the Schwartzman connection, Cohost Zero, expecto pootronum, the Great Mank Hunt, Mank meat, Mank Kills, Mank in Space, Mank Babies, the Macy's Manksgiving Day Parade, and We're Gone! (A Where Are We? Story).   Sync Points is a commentary series straight outta WEE Studios. The Sync Point for this episode is 0:00:00 at the start of the Netflix stream for Mank (2020) and 0:15:31 on our track. Please note: there is very little actual commentary on the action occurring on screen.   www.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from Sync Points #10: We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story answering burning questions like: Do we remember how to start the show? Was The Matrix's Switch a southern belle? What will Dan post to reddit when Jack dies? All that plus Seinfeld talk, the cruel joke of aging, and random Power Rangers noises. www.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from WEE #155: Ghost COVID, including what happened after our rankings jump cut. Which "Take Me Out" will Dan sing? Is it okay for Dan to do that voice? Have WEE done it all? All that plus lots of okays, a new Hey Everybody, and Freet Peaking.  www.weepodcast.com

Jack & Dan take the world by storm with the final episode of our Season 33-a-thon, covering the two-part episode "A Serious Flanders," a detailed, violent, non-canon parody of the Fargo TV series.   What's the month to be thankful? Who do we want on the WEE Soundtrack album? Who hosts the new Netflix show "Is it Schlort?" Who is the Typhoid Mary of Ghost COVID? Do you hate us? (Let us know in the Reddit.) All that plus Bus Stop Star Wars, old business, wet bacon, magnesium man eyes, the blanks you fill in, Fosebook, Van Skruggs, and Cousin Brutic.   Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from WEE #154: My Tits Are Flyin'... WORLDWIDE! including a rankings tie-breaker and a depressing update on Jack's broken foot. Are there dockworkers at Willow's house? Who does Groophic think caused 9/11? What sounds zen? All that plus an out-of-season Ol' Dracula Fingers, not-so-modern vernacular, and Jack & Dan's Disney+ roundup. www.weepodcast.com

Set your VR dials for this week's WEE where Dan and Jack cover Season 33's "You Won't Believe What This Episode Is About – Act Three Will Shock You!”, an episode about clickbait and cancel culture. How did The Simpsons rip off The Dark Knight Rises? Why is Jack like the Twinnings company? How do you picture Tweaky the Twist? All that plus WEE VR, big bingo cards, shit shields, and the Shop Rite of podcasts. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Outtakes from WEE #153: Dockworkers & Tomatoes, including a behind-the-curtain look at how our new ranking system is going. Should we have done third points? Why were we blacklisted from radio forever? Where's Bobby Fischer? All that plus two cans on a string, the Queen of Radio, Peetreon, and the Jim Carrey Animated Universe Podcast.  www.weepodcast.com

Dan and Jack continue the Season 33-a-thon with “Boyz N the Highlands,” where Bart and Martin confront each other—and satanists—in the Celtic moors of Springfield. Oh and Lisa is called Jules now. Who is Springfield's alpha bully? Who would be the perfect Duke in a live action movie of The Critic? What TV show will CBS make when we fold spacetime? Who was secretly the leader of the Dock Worker Union the whole time? All that plus classic SSDs, the Critic Curse, TORP, The Comening, and WEE Encanto! Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #152: It's Schlort! including a three minute conversation during the break covering Andor, Rise of Skywalker, and the hit NBC series Heroes. What was Greg Grunberg's superpower on Heroes? Does Jack have COVID? Why we gotta eat those potatoes? All that plus a prisoner's dilemma, Arrested Development Season 5, Jack's RoommateCast, and Dan's gaping asshole. OKAY. www.weepodcast.com

Jack and Dan continue their Season 33-a-thon with “Pixelated and Afraid,” an intense episode where Homer and Marge are stranded in a snowy forest. Did they animate Homer's penis? Does Mr. Funny Man think the episode is funnier than Dan? Which bus stop character do you pull on? What's your HEBO?  What are you doing with your time? All that plus circle-cracks, the original Bored Ape NFT, Wolverine erasure, sentient chodes, and Roper: The Next Generation. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #151 including developing the quarter-point rankings and a look a tie-breaking discussion. What's the difference between a formula and an algorithm? Why would Jeff Bezos use extra strength wart cream? How did Ant-Man get released from the Quantum Realm? How do you live without us? All that plus Jack's OnlyFans setup, sentient paper towels, and the guy who goes “here are my levels!" www.weepodcast.com

Straight outta WEE Studios West (and New Jersey), Dan and Jack kick off the next era of WEE with a mini-marathon of season 33 episodes. First up: Poorhouse Rock, a musical about late-stage capitalism and the death of the middle class. Sounds like a blast! Is season 33 truly the comeback season? What's everybody hullabalooling about? How long has it been since WEE recorded? What do we think of the new Martin voice? Who would play Chief Wiggum in a live-action Simpsons movie? What time is it where YOU are and what state are you in??? All that plus big life updates, the Reagan Prophecies, shrimp on the claw-be, and the Broom Anniversary. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

The dead speak!! Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #150, an episode that was recorded and released over 11 months ago. It's not much but it's a taste of more to come, with all new episodes coming soon in 2023! What happens when Dan speaks truth to power? Can Jack close the show? Where's Freet moving to? All that plus discussions about Station Eleven and a classic Star Trek: TNG episode, a peek behind our rankings tiebreaker, unprofessional bullshit, Freet's new sitcom, and a promo for the episode you're currently listening to. www.weepodcast.com

In our 150th episode, pieces of shit Jack & Dan watch season 21's "To Surveil with Love," an episode where Lisa joins the debate team and Springfield becomes a moral police state... sort of? What is the central conceit of the podcast we've done 150 episodes of? Have any bus stop characters undergone conversion therapy? Who are the four Chrises you meet along the way? All that plus a Wiggum-Nude Corner, Young Terminator, Dooley Chatterson, King Tut's trachea, and the king of the ICU. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8qhrURrQbI Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Buy Our Junk at: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-official-wee-studios-store Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #149: Livin' Evita? Loca! including a behind-the-curtain look at the rankings and a five-way tie with "The President Wore Pearls." What don't women like? Why does Jack look like the Riddler? Where's Old Kinderhook? All that plus dirty pee hands, Space Covid, our traditional pre-show warmup, Dan's Solo Corner, and the top 10 reasons why Jack sucks. Awooga! www.weepodcast.com

This week Dan and Jack die deep into the mass grave and dive deep into Season 15's "The President Wore Pearls" a sort-of-fun parody of Evita. What do they teach in Pre-K? What is AI Jack saying in 35 years? Is Dan a Bart or a Milhouse? How much more juice can be run out of this? All that plus aspect ratio talk, a trilogy of Homer nonsense, the extra WEE alarm, visibly stupid presidents, Jim Balcony, Papa Fuck & Fuckette, and the Autumn of Skinner. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #148: The Sentient Callback Always Rings Twice, including spoiler-filled discussions of Midnight Mass and Battlestar Galactica. What was Adam McKay's Succession before Succession? What's the all-new WEE? Why does Dan have a hat on? All that plus minor Eternals spoilers, well-known phrases, the SNL Spartans, and a behind-the-curtain look at how we ranked "The Road to Cincinnati." www.weepodcast.com

This week Jack and Dan watch Season 32's "The Road to Cincinnati," an episode that stars Skinner and Chalmers and features very little Simpsons. What's the opposite of "starts with a bang"? What's that light whooshing going by? Is God union? Why is Joker on the case? All that plus eagle ears, sentient pool skimmers, D-Anon, dystopian Rockwell, turtles all the way down, and a callback in a trenchcoat. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Straight outta New Joisey, it's deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #147.5: You Don't Think There's Any French Jews in New Jersey? including discussing what clips to use and the pre-record origin of the New Jersey McMcGillicuddies. Who's on the WEE Studios soundboard? What's Dan deleting off his computer? What's the Mom's name in Beetlejuice? All that plus Jack's num-nums, Little Fart Girl, shameless plugs, and two bumpkin Beetlejuice fans. www.weepodcast.com

This week Dan and Jack watch season 9's “Lisa the Simpson,” the episode where Lisa finds out about the Simpsons dumbening gene and Jasper freezes himself at the Kwik-E-Mart. What is the standard podcasting recording outfit? What's our Super Wee-lite Tier? Is this “25th Hour”? Do we need help? All that plus episode creeps, Old Dracula Fingers' true name, Electric Jackaloo, Pearlcast, and a felon at the poetry night. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Happy Thanksgiving WEE-Universe! Putting this out early so our inane between-recording nonsense can entertain you during your holiday travels.  Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE #146: including Dan & Jack figuring out how to rank episodes that are recorded out of order. Who's the angry and impatient one? What's the saddest story Jack's ever told? What should Joseph Gordon-Levitt's name have been in The Dark Knight Rises? All that plus Count Fingula, Al Wee-Way, our CSI Podcast, and Pee Pee Time in 3D! www.weepodcast.com

Dan and Jack take twenty minutes out of recording a regular Worst Episode Ever episode to watch and discuss the Spider-Man No Way Home Trailer in typical WEE fashion. It probably should have come out days ago, but Peter, we're so old!!!!  weepodcast.com

This week Dan and Jack watch Season 15's “My Big Geek Wedding,” the Simpsons episode where its splitsville for Seymour Skinner and Ms. Krabappel. What gets Jack and Dan cancelled? What's the most obscure WEE Studios character we can remember? WHAT IF… Groophic didn't wear a helmet? All that plus peak jerkass, kid time fun,  low-rent Beetlejuice, Shemu, Little Ghost Boy, Johnny Bahama, the Omni-Fauci, and Edna & Seymour & Homer & Marge. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Outtakes and Marvel talk from WEE #145: Octoween Whatever: We Don't Open Egan's Tab including Adam Trollman, delay troubles, tiny air pianos, and pondering who should write Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. www.weepodcast.com

For people who both love and hate The Simpsons, Jack and Dan kick off the Fall 2021 season of Worst Episode Ever with a spooky new Octoween covering Season 33's Treehouse of Horror XXXII, a satire eclipse of an episode with more vignettes than jokes. How were our summers? What is Old Dracula Fingers' new book called? What is Jack's head canon for bidets? Does Commie Dan like the capitalist jokes? All that plus a Geek chorus, clown balloon mouth buttholes, Old Dracula Stretch, the Tree Mass Grave, and Dan's Got Milk: An Oral History.  Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

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Find out what our YouTube audience got to see that you missed during our LIVE recording of WEE #144: Ruffio II: Rule of Two: Take My Gorp, Please? (Spoilers: It's mostly technical difficulties.) Who might Dan kill? What is Jack's Mom's username? Are there good Karens? Remember Popeyes? All that plus an impromptu Q&A with the hosts, the WEE Deleted Scenes Theme Song, and Primer 2: Jack Pees on Dan's Desk. Yes, we're coming back. We're covering the latest Treehouse of Horror in the new one. Stay tuned! www.weepodcast.com

In this gross (get it?) livestreamed Spring finale, Jack & Dan are joined by “Ghost of Podcast Past” Matt Stein and listeners in the chat to cover season 25's “Days of Future Future,” another flash-forward episode that shows us a divorced 40-year-old Bart and cyborg Homer, among other things. Do most podcasts start with a popsicle and then go from there? What did Burlington Coat Factory mean by “more than just great coats”? What Godsmack song does Matt play on twitch.matt? All that plus the Rule of Two, Gorp buttons, Roch merch, 70% effort, the WEE Studios decoder ring, and a technical difficulties-filled climax to our Spring 2021 season. NOTE: This episode was livestreamed so you can see the whole thing here:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayleb4ewuXA  NOTE 2: The audio is a little choppy here due to technical problems. Wouldn't be a WEE release without those! Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes and outtakes from WEE #140, WEE #141, WEE #142, and our Spring 2021 announcement episodes, including Marvel talk and Jack and Dan trying to figure out how to explain the Grogu joke. Will there be dock worker jokes? Did WEE pick an episode? It's not Jack's asshole, is it? All that plus manly boobs vs. man boobs, Icelandic screams, and Jack's new podcast voice.  www.weepodcast.com

This week Dan and Jack watch Season 16’s Future-Drama, a Poehler-izing flash-forward episode about teenage Bart and Lisa’s prom and Homer and Marge’s umpteenth separation. Is Aquaticmann pro-union? What is the WEE Ultimate Fan Sweepstakes Contest? Where is Freet moving to? All that plus a hidden a-Jenda, Kermit D. Alf, Ted Bunda, and The Waldoman. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B57bOy2Dzjg Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com    

This week two bad podcast hosts Dan & Jack watch “Diary Queen,” an episode from the Season 32 that uses a weak Bart & Lisa story as a long-delayed goodbye to Edna Krabappel and the late Marcia Wallace. Should The Simpsons do a time jump? What will Jack’s tombstone read? What is the proper way to listen to this podcast? All that plus your Chicago jokes, Lucy Louless, WEE Studio+, Freet-119, and “Fuck It” with Dan and Jack. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

OK WEE Universe, this requires explanation... This is a short deleted scene recorded just before WEE #142. Jack and I were batch recording the "next time on WEE" parts of the current season, but couldn't stay on track, dipped into tangents about Star Wars and Mario Kart, and then (because we're idiots) referred back to those non-canonical tangents several times in the actual WEE #142. Particularly something about Grogu that I won't spoil here.  All that to say, if you're a completist, listen to this deleted scene BEFORE WEE #142.  www.weepodcast.com

This week, Dan & Jack watch the season 25 premiere “Homerland,” a parody of Homeland and NOT a parody of the South Park episode “Cartmanland.” What is the famous theme song to “Homeland”? Are there enough cereal-based IRA jokes? Who is our go-to Matheson? Are we the worst podcast on the internet? All that plus Sal Bean, sad shriners, sad strippers, Wizard of Oz beats, and the Floating City Book. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

This week Jack & Dan watch season 18's "Revenge is a Dish Best Served Three Times," a vignette episode that parodies Batman and The Count of Monte Cristo. How will Jack die? How should Dan Castellaneta have fun in the booth? What should the good extra beat alarm be? What will draw in the lookie-loos? All that plus shades of jerkass, Marge-a Wayne, Fritz Goldberg, and It's Back: A We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story Bit. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Deleted scenes & outtakes from WEE 139: Ruffio I: We've All Been Crucified, Get Over Yourself. What's Jesus's podcast called? Does everybody fart? What's Dan's timecode? All that plus Star Wars talk, delay shenanigans, and the Ray Donovan of superhero shows.  www.weepodcast.com

It's creepy time! Jack and Dan kick off the Spring 2021 return of Worst Episode Ever by watching Season 31's Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?, an episode where a vulnerable little boy loses his faith in God after his two mothers die and no one tries to help him. How old are Rod and Todd? Who was the first Pope? Does anyone actually pause the episode at the break? What's Christina Ricci's favorite dog? All that plus doxxing the dox, Buddhinskis, all-white Lincoln, and the Cat and the Shadow. Visit us at: www.weepodcast.com Discuss at: www.reddit.com/r/worstepisodeever Support us at: https://www.patreon.com/weestudios Sign up for the newsletter at: newsletter.weepodcast.com

Jack and Dan are back! (A Dinosaur's etc.) Along with some non-canonical parenting advice, here are the next six episodes we'll be covering on Worst Episode Ever this spring. And we're not including them in the episode description so that you'll be forced to listen to nonlinear tangents that only we find funny - it's the WEE Studios way! www.weepodcast.com

April Fools! No new WEE episode today, but Dan & Jack do have a brand new Sync Points commentary track for the real life movie and hammered-into-the-ground-running-joke, We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story. Did Sam Raimi rip off this film? What's our plans for April 1, 2023? Do dinosaurs have penises? All that plus Go Back! A Dinosaur's Sequel, We're Still Here! A Right Now Story, and We're Mank! A Screenwriter's Story. www.weepodcast.com

A supercut of our first three Untitled Guess the Fake Titles game that we still don't have a name for, featuring the first three rounds of the game from WEE #12:  Bourbon, Please; WEE #64: Bourbon, Please II: Dead's Better; and WEE #93: Bourbon, Please III: Forced Feminism.   www.weepodcast.com