Podcast appearances and mentions of matt cummins

Contents: The Strands of Kurikoo by Matt Cummins……………….00:07:27 The Werewolf's Wife by Bret Norwood…...................00:32:54 The best way to show your support is to rate and review on your preferred podcast app! The Zahir (Theme Music) available on Youtube (and soon Apple Music, Spotify) Bracelets / Pale Flowers available on Youtube, Apple Music, Spotify youtube.com/@norwoodsong sickfic.com sickotron@sickfic.com Stock Sound FX / Foley via FreeSound.org: sandyrb timkahn estefaniabonnin inspectorj

Welcome to Sick Fiction. Same spirit, fresh flesh. Contents: Pastoress by Bret Norwood...................00:04:10 Trailer in the Mist by Matt Cummins....01:09:50 The best way to show your support is to rate and review on your preferred podcast app! The Zahir (Theme Music) available on Youtube (and soon Apple Music, Spotify) Bracelets / Pale Flowers available on Youtube, Apple Music, Spotify youtube.com/@norwoodsong sickfic.com sickotron@sickfic.com Stock Sound FX / Foley via FreeSound.org: sandyrb timkahn estefaniabonnin inspectorj

This week on the show I chat with fellow Group Content Director Mat Cummins from the Ace Radio Network. Matt is a self confessed Radio Nerd which makes him the prefect fit for this podcast. Mat talks about how Radio Legend Barry Bissel was solely responsible for his radio career. How? You've have to listen to the show to find out. See what I did there? That's a hook!There is alot of great advice in this weeks Episode of the Air Heads Podcast!

Happy Halloween!!! We're back with some surprise blue super moon monsterbation for your All Hallow's. In "The Embiggening" by Matt Cummins, a boy who thinks himself weak makes a wish that weak things can be strong...but the wish proves a little vague. BUT FIRST: sex robots, candy corn, and sexy sexy heads of rock star hair!!! Thanks for tuning in! If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to rate and review on Apple Podcasts! Connect with MP on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. Godspeed and Happy All Hallow's, monsterbators!

Happy Halloween!!! We’re back with some surprise blue super moon monsterbation for your All Hallow’s. In “The Embiggening” by Matt Cummins, a boy who thinks himself weak makes a wish that weak things can be strong…but the wish proves a little vague. BUT FIRST: sex robots, candy corn, and sexy sexy heads of rock star hair!!! Thanks for tuning in! If you enjoyed this episode, be sure to rate and review on Apple Podcasts! Connect with MP on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter. Godspeed and Happy All Hallow’s, monsterbators!

Your host Debbie talks to Matt Cummins of Voncille's and Neal Simpson general manager at Lighthouse Coffee and Wine.

Monsterbators! Today we present "Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode," an interdimensional body horror comedy from Matt Cummins. When Jerry gets a bike tire in the backside and ends up in the E.R., the anesthetics take him to a strange and uncomfortable place, a parallel dimension perhaps, where he witnesses a horrible mimicry of his operation. But first, Matt plays wingman to Bret once more when they hit up the Fourth of July Singles Mingle down at the park and Bret shows the ladies the magic of romance. And his sexy, sexy cape. Thanks for joining us, monsterbators! If you enjoy this show, please be sure you're subscribed and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Every little bit helps this show keep growing!! Check out the new comic book from friends of the show Oneshi Press, now on Kickstarter! Back "Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter" here: http://kck.st/3dRjZuD Hit the official Monster Porn Store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store, and sign up for the newsletter at MonsterPornPodcast.com! Godspeed, monsterbators!

Monsterbators! Today we present “Interdimensional Cancer a la Mode,” an interdimensional body horror comedy from Matt Cummins. When Jerry gets a bike tire in the backside and ends up in the E.R., the anesthetics take him to a strange and uncomfortable place, a parallel dimension perhaps, where he witnesses a horrible mimicry of his operation. But first, Matt plays wingman to Bret once more when they hit up the Fourth of July Singles Mingle down at the park and Bret shows the ladies the magic of romance. And his sexy, sexy cape. Thanks for joining us, monsterbators! If you enjoy this show, please be sure you’re subscribed and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Every little bit helps this show keep growing!! Check out the new comic book from friends of the show Oneshi Press, now on Kickstarter! Back “Mr. Guy: Zombie Hunter” here: http://kck.st/3dRjZuD Hit the official Monster Porn Store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store, and sign up for the newsletter at MonsterPornPodcast.com! Godspeed, monsterbators!

Today on a Monster Porn double feature, Matt and Bret play the game you just can't win: Race Invaders! First, in Matt Cummins' "Race Invaders," a traffic stop puts a black man in a dangerous situation with a bad cop before things get weird. Then, in "Pastoress: The Zealots," by Bret Norwood, the Pastoress on the hunt by night finds herself in the midst of a riot she doesn't understand. Sign up for the MP newsletter at MonsterPornPodcast.com for bonus content including updates on Monster Porn Magazine! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, be sure you're subscribed and please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening and godspeed, monsterbators!

Today on a Monster Porn double feature, Matt and Bret play the game you just can’t win: Race Invaders! First, in Matt Cummins’ “Race Invaders,” a traffic stop puts a black man in a dangerous situation with a bad cop before things get weird. Then, in “Pastoress: The Zealots,” by Bret Norwood, the Pastoress on the hunt by night finds herself in the midst of a riot she doesn’t understand. Sign up for the MP newsletter at MonsterPornPodcast.com for bonus content including updates on Monster Porn Magazine! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, be sure you’re subscribed and please leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening and godspeed, monsterbators!

In MP051 - "Break," college student Claire's life is disrupted by a sudden psychotic break. As she learns to deal with her new reality, there is one hallucination that stands out from the others, the grizzled old man with the elk antler cane. Matt Cummins brings you paranormal horror of psychiatric decline. But first, what has Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator turned preserved head-in-a-jar, been up to while Matt and Bret were on their quest to find Stephen King? Who (or what) is Cassiopeia? Monsterbators, drop your email at MonsterPornPodcast.com to get our newsletter and additional content including the MP digital magazine! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, please make sure that you're subscribed and please consider leaving MP a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening, monsterbators! Music: "The Zahir (Monster Porn Podcast Theme)" by Bret Norwood "Spookster" by Wayne Jones (as Patrick McGannon, PI Theme) "Gloam" and "Saint Doubt" by Bret Norwood

In MP051 – “Break,” college student Claire’s life is disrupted by a sudden psychotic break. As she learns to deal with her new reality, there is one hallucination that stands out from the others, the grizzled old man with the elk antler cane. Matt Cummins brings you paranormal horror of psychiatric decline. But first, what has Patrick McGannon, paranormal investigator turned preserved head-in-a-jar, been up to while Matt and Bret were on their quest to find Stephen King? Who (or what) is Cassiopeia? Monsterbators, drop your email at MonsterPornPodcast.com to get our newsletter and additional content including the MP digital magazine! If you enjoyed this episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, please make sure that you’re subscribed and please consider leaving MP a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for listening, monsterbators! Music:“The Zahir (Monster Porn Podcast Theme)” by Bret Norwood“Spookster” by Wayne Jones (as Patrick McGannon, PI Theme)“Gloam” and “Saint Doubt” by Bret Norwood

Matt Cummins brings you body horror in today's feature, "The Battle of the Bulge!" Max isn't convinced about his wife Lizzie's desire to have another kid. He also isn't sure about the squat little fertility goddess she's placed on the nightstand and to which the kids have mysteriously decided to start leaving offerings...Warning: this episode is graphic! It starts with homegrown c-cups and ends with a homemade c-section today on Monster Porn! But first, Matt continues to drag Bret and Puggles on his quest to Stephen King's Maine estate, a saga which began in MP045 and which brings them today to the town of Derry. Thanks for listening, monsterbators! Be sure you're subscribed, and if you can spare a minute leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. Your support allows us to keep doing what we do! You can also check out the Monster Porn Store at https://monsterpornpodcast.com/store Are you a weird writer? Monster Porn is open to short bonus episode submissions! https://monsterpornpodcast.com/submissions Godspeed!

Matt Cummins brings you body horror in today’s feature, “The Battle of the Bulge!” Max isn’t convinced about his wife Lizzie’s desire to have another kid. He also isn’t sure about the squat little fertility goddess she’s placed on the nightstand and to which the kids have mysteriously decided to start leaving offerings…Warning: this episode is graphic! It starts with homegrown c-cups and ends with a homemade c-section today on Monster Porn! But first, Matt continues to drag Bret and Puggles on his quest to Stephen King’s Maine estate, a saga which began in MP045 and which brings them today to the town of Derry. Thanks for listening, monsterbators! Be sure you’re subscribed, and if you can spare a minute leave us a review on Apple Podcasts. Your support allows us to keep doing what we do! You can also check out the Monster Porn Store at https://monsterpornpodcast.com/store Are you a weird writer? Monster Porn is open to short bonus episode submissions! https://monsterpornpodcast.com/submissions Godspeed!

Matt drags Bret and Puggles on a quest to see the King--one Mr. Stephen King--and prove the conspiracy to ruin Matt's career as a horror author! Who is Joe Hill and does he have a belly button? Will they leave Salem's Lot with a used car? All this and the military horror story "For Your Service" by Matt Cummins on today's episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast. Veteran Alex returns from Iraq and, like many, finds it difficult to settle back into civilian life...The demonic child soldier who stalks him in the shadows and whispers of the worms within the sand doesn't make it any easier... Thanks for listening, monsterbators! Be sure to subscribe and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Your support keeps us alive! Visit the official Monster Porn store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store! Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and real life if you want a restraining order!

Matt drags Bret and Puggles on a quest to see the King–one Mr. Stephen King–and prove the conspiracy to ruin Matt’s career as a horror author! Who is Joe Hill and does he have a belly button? Will they leave Salem’s Lot with a used car? All this and the military horror story “For Your Service” by Matt Cummins on today’s episode of Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast. Veteran Alex returns from Iraq and, like many, finds it difficult to settle back into civilian life…The demonic child soldier who stalks him in the shadows and whispers of the worms within the sand doesn’t make it any easier… Thanks for listening, monsterbators! Be sure to subscribe and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts! Your support keeps us alive! Visit the official Monster Porn store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store! Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and real life if you want a restraining order!

Get your tinfoil hats and sex robots ready 'cause we're going to bunker down for doomsday in this post-apocalyptic episode, "10qt" by Matt Cummins. In this sci-fi horror satire, you may notice that the day after tomorrow looks a little like the day before tomorrow. If you enjoy Monster Porn, I mean this podcast, make sure you're subscribed and PLEASE leave MP a review on Apple Podcasts. You can also visit the official MP store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store! Check out War & Horses, the new weird West short illustrated novel from Oneshi Press. www.oneshipress.com Are you a weird writer--no, I mean, like a *weird* writer? We're still open for bonus episode submissions. See our guidelines at MonsterPornPodcast.com/submissions Thanks, monsterbators! See ya in two weeks! Music: "The Zahir (Monster Porn Podcast Theme)" by Bret Norwood "Hostility" by Bret Norwood "Dramatic Swarm" by Doug Maxwell SFX: "Chainsaw" by JFBSAUVE CC-BY "Chainsaw Start" by Jedo CC-0

Get your tinfoil hats and sex robots ready ’cause we’re going to bunker down for doomsday in this post-apocalyptic episode, “10qt” by Matt Cummins. In this sci-fi horror satire, you may notice that the day after tomorrow looks a little like the day before tomorrow. If you enjoy Monster Porn, I mean this podcast, make sure you’re subscribed and PLEASE leave MP a review on Apple Podcasts. You can also visit the official MP store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store! Check out War & Horses, the new weird West short illustrated novel from Oneshi Press. www.oneshipress.com Are you a weird writer–no, I mean, like a *weird* writer? We’re still open for bonus episode submissions. See our guidelines at MonsterPornPodcast.com/submissions Thanks, monsterbators! See ya in two weeks! Music:“The Zahir (Monster Porn Podcast Theme)” by Bret Norwood“Hostility” by Bret Norwood“Dramatic Swarm” by Doug MaxwellSFX:“Chainsaw” by JFBSAUVE CC-BY “Chainsaw Start” by Jedo CC-0

A father musters the courage to meet the adult daughter he abandoned. He finds she's made a success of her life, but how much does she remember? Does she remember what led to her mother's death? Does she remember her mother's shocking decline? Does she remember the shadow hanging spider-like from the corner of the ceiling? Does she know about the old hag haunting her father, reminding him of his transgressions? Monster Porn presents "Excuse Me, but I Need Your Face" by Matt Cummins. If you enjoy Monster Porn, be sure to subscribe and leave a review on Apple Podcasts. It only takes a minute and it helps us out a great deal! Check out the official Monster Porn store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store. Did you know the real phenomenon of night terrors, also called sleep paralysis, is traditionally attributed to the old hag? Sleep well tonight! Godspeed, monsterbators!

A father musters the courage to meet the adult daughter he abandoned. He finds she’s made a success of her life, but how much does she remember? Does she remember what led to her mother’s death? Does she remember her mother’s shocking decline? Does she remember the shadow hanging spider-like from the corner of the ceiling? Does she know about the old hag haunting her father, reminding him of his transgressions? Monster Porn presents “Excuse Me, but I Need Your Face” by Matt Cummins. If you enjoy Monster Porn, be sure to subscribe and leave a review on Apple Podcasts. It only takes a minute and it helps us out a great deal! Check out the official Monster Porn store at MonsterPornPodcast.com/store. Did you know the real phenomenon of night terrors, also called sleep paralysis, is traditionally attributed to the old hag? Sleep well tonight! Godspeed, monsterbators! MP038 – “Excuse Me, but I Need Your Face”

This episode brought to you by the People’s Republic of China. Thank you, Mr. Secretary General for sponsoring this content. Matt Cummins brings you pulp horror just in time for Halloween with “Invasion of the Slorchers,” an adolescent battle against sexy plant zombie-vampires. “Invasion of the Slorchers” follows MP004 – “Two-Sided Sarah” and MP014 – “Return to Burnwood,” though neither is strictly required to enjoy today’s story. If you love Monster Porn, be sure to subscribe on your favorite podcast app and leave a review! Every little bit helps Monster Porn grow! Keep it unreal, monsterbators!

"'The Internet is a psychopath's wet dream,' police chief Hank Clemens thought as he looked down at the fly-covered corpse." A small town. A murdered girl. A slimy preacher. A hard-ass police chief. Something supernatural stirs beneath the surface. A blend of crime thriller and supernatural horror. Monster Porn presents part 1 of a new limited series The Midnight Preacher: "Why Are You Crying, Jack?" by Matt Cummins. If you enjoy this supernatural crime thriller from Monster Porn, be sure to subscribe and to leave a review on Apple Podcasts. Shop the official Monster Porn store to find Halloween presents for the family. MonsterPornPodcast.com/store Follow Monster Porn on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram!

“‘The Internet is a psychopath’s wet dream,’ police chief Hank Clemens thought as he looked down at the fly-covered corpse.”A small town. A murdered girl. A slimy preacher. A hard-ass police chief. Something supernatural stirs beneath the surface. A blend of crime thriller and supernatural horror. Monster Porn presents part 1 of a new limited series The Midnight Preacher: “Why Are You Crying, Jack?” by Matt Cummins. If you enjoy this supernatural crime thriller from Monster Porn, be sure to subscribe and to leave a review on Apple Podcasts. Shop the official Monster Porn store to find Halloween presents for the family. MonsterPornPodcast.com/store Follow Monster Porn on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram!

Monster Porn presents a super sexy vampire story special. In "The House on Sumner" by Bret Norwood, a house flipper's work on a victorian home is interrupted by the reappearance of the previous home owner. Who is dead. And also thirsty. In "Eateth of My Flesh" by Matt Cummins, a mysterious guest evangelist is invited to the Christian revival tent...and the communion gets a little weird. If you love a good vampire story, also go back and check out episode MP027 - "Naranca: A Slavic Vampire Myth" after the show, and keep an eye on our friend Octoberpod (on Youtube) for his Dracula-related special, coming out this Halloween season, which features an original vampire story by our own Bret Norwood. Matt fell ill during the production of this episode (probably when Bret gave birth, lol), so Bret fills in on the performance of "Eateth of My Flesh." If you enjoyed our vampire story special, be sure to subscribe and review on Apple Podcasts! Your support feeds the beast. Stay tuned for more horror, weird fiction, and bizarro from Monster Porn. Godspeed, monsterbators!

Monster Porn presents a super sexy vampire story special. In “The House on Sumner” by Bret Norwood, a house flipper’s work on a victorian home is interrupted by the reappearance of the previous home owner. Who is dead. And also thirsty. In “Eateth of My Flesh” by Matt Cummins, a mysterious guest evangelist is invited to the Christian revival tent…and the communion gets a little weird. If you love a good vampire story, also go back and check out episode MP027 – “Naranca: A Slavic Vampire Myth” after the show, and keep an eye on our friend Octoberpod (on Youtube) for his Dracula-related special, coming out this Halloween season, which features an original vampire story by our own Bret Norwood. Matt fell ill during the production of this episode (probably when Bret gave birth, lol), so Bret fills in on the performance of “Eateth of My Flesh.” If you enjoyed our vampire story special, be sure to subscribe and review on Apple Podcasts! Your support feeds the beast. Stay tuned for more horror, weird fiction, and bizarro from Monster Porn. Godspeed, monsterbators!

In another haunted house horror tale from Matt Cummins, a realtor returns to the old family home that has haunted his dreams as much as it has pulled on his heartstrings. Disturbing imagery adds distinctive spice to "The Banner House" by Matt Cummins. If you are a hardcore monsterbator like your mom and dad, be sure to subscribe, rate, and review Monster Porn. You can also support Monster Porn by visiting our store at monsterpornpodcast.com/store. Monster Porn Podcast brings you horror fiction, bizarro and weird fiction every other week. As Halloween draws nigh, if you need another haunted house story, check out MP011 - "The Haunting House," or if you need more messed up horror, check out MP028 - "Red for Ribs, Brown for Brisket" -- both by Matt Cummins. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Music: "Hidden Chapel" by Bret Norwood "The Zahir [Monster Porn Theme]" by Bret Norwood Don't give up on your dreams. Especially the nightmares; they always come back for you.

In another haunted house horror tale from Matt Cummins, a realtor returns to the old family home that has haunted his dreams as much as it has pulled on his heartstrings. Disturbing imagery adds distinctive spice to “The Banner House” by Matt Cummins. If you are a hardcore monsterbator like your mom and dad, be sure to subscribe, rate, and review Monster Porn. You can also support Monster Porn by visiting our store at monsterpornpodcast.com/store. Monster Porn Podcast brings you horror fiction, bizarro and weird fiction every other week. As Halloween draws nigh, if you need another haunted house story, check out MP011 – “The Haunting House,” or if you need more messed up horror, check out MP028 – “Red for Ribs, Brown for Brisket” — both by Matt Cummins. Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram. Music:“Hidden Chapel” by Bret Norwood“The Zahir [Monster Porn Theme]” by Bret Norwood Don’t give up on your dreams. Especially the nightmares; they always come back for you.

In a near future, the Unity app, downloaded directly onto nano-bot hardware within the human body, protects the majority from disease and the adverse effects of aging...Until the sigil of the flaming chalice begins to appear to Clementine in the days leading up to the Update. Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents: "The Update" by Matt Cummins. Subscribe, rate, and review if you love Monster Porn! Join our legion of monsterbators for more horror, sci-fi, weird fiction, and bizarro fiction. Support your local public library! But not right now! Listen to a podcast. Visit the Monster Porn store for shirts, stickers, and phone cases! MonsterPornPodcast.com/store Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! Stay weird, monsterbators!

In a near future, the Unity app, downloaded directly onto nano-bot hardware within the human body, protects the majority from disease and the adverse effects of aging…Until the sigil of the flaming chalice begins to appear to Clementine in the days leading up to the Update. Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast presents: “The Update” by Matt Cummins. Subscribe, rate, and review if you love Monster Porn! Join our legion of monsterbators for more horror, sci-fi, weird fiction, and bizarro fiction. Support your local public library! But not right now! Listen to a podcast. Visit the Monster Porn store for shirts, stickers, and phone cases! MonsterPornPodcast.com/store Follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter! Stay weird, monsterbators!

Celebrate one year of Monster Porn with the Summer of Sin Challenge!! Take a selfie with Monster Porn merch in church or an inappropriate location of your choosing! Be creative! Send it to info@monsterpornpodcast.com or share it and tag us on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook! Need merch to get started? Use discount code SUMMERSIN for 10% off qualifying orders at teespring.com/stores/monsterporn. A winner will be selected to receive two t-shirts from our store! Your selfies will be shared with the monsterbator community. In "Red for Ribs, Brown for Brisket," Matt Cummins gives us a slasher horror story set among hotel staff as the banquet manager learns the truth about his no-call-no-shows and Jim, the mumbling, mouth-breathing chef who likes meat a little too much... Be sure to review Monster Porn on Apple Podcasts! Music: "The Zahir [Monster Porn Theme]" by Bret Norwood. "Hidden Chapel" by Bret Norwood. "Mirror Mirror" by Diamond Ortiz (Dating Show Theme). FX (via FreeSound.org): "Running Loud" by dersuperanton (CC-BY-3.0). "Barrel Break 3" by kevinkace (CC-0). "Electric Zap 001" by JoelAudio (CC-0). Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram!

Celebrate one year of Monster Porn with the Summer of Sin Challenge!! Take a selfie with Monster Porn merch in church or an inappropriate location of your choosing! Be creative! Send it to info@monsterpornpodcast.com or share it and tag us on Twitter, Instagram, or Facebook! Need merch to get started? Use discount code SUMMERSIN for 10% off qualifying orders at teespring.com/stores/monsterporn. A winner will be selected to receive two t-shirts from our store! Your selfies will be shared with the monsterbator community. In “Red for Ribs, Brown for Brisket,” Matt Cummins gives us a slasher horror story set among hotel staff as the banquet manager learns the truth about his no-call-no-shows and Jim, the mumbling, mouth-breathing chef who likes meat a little too much… Be sure to review Monster Porn on Apple Podcasts! Music:“The Zahir [Monster Porn Theme]” by Bret Norwood.“Hidden Chapel” by Bret Norwood.“Mirror Mirror” by Diamond Ortiz (Dating Show Theme). FX (via FreeSound.org):“Running Loud” by dersuperanton (CC-BY-3.0).“Barrel Break 3” by kevinkace (CC-0).“Electric Zap 001” by JoelAudio (CC-0). Follow us on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram!

Today on Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, we present "Maternity Leave" by Matt Cummins. Let's all take some time off work to do some nest-building, monsterbators! If you enjoy Monster Porn, you can show your support by leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for all the awesome reviews you've left so far! They're not so much for us (though we love them), but, rather, they help other new monsterbators discover Monster Porn. For every 25 new reviews, we'll release a full-length bonus episode! Also, new designs are coming on our teespring store! teespring.com/stores/monsterporn Has anyone told you today that you're awesome? Has anyone told you today about the coming of Pilgath-Emhet the Defiler of Intellects? Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram!

Today on Monster Porn: Weird Fiction & Horror Podcast, we present “Maternity Leave” by Matt Cummins. Let’s all take some time off work to do some nest-building, monsterbators! If you enjoy Monster Porn, you can show your support by leaving us a review on Apple Podcasts! Thanks for all the awesome reviews you’ve left so far! They’re not so much for us (though we love them), but, rather, they help other new monsterbators discover Monster Porn. For every 25 new reviews, we’ll release a full-length bonus episode! Also, new designs are coming on our teespring store! teespring.com/stores/monsterporn Has anyone told you today that you’re awesome? Has anyone told you today about the coming of Pilgath-Emhet the Defiler of Intellects? Follow us on Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram!

It's time we had "the sex talk." Please sit down. I want to tell you about the birds and the bees and the poultice and the blood moon and the proper rites for ensuring conception. In the weird horror story "As Full as the Moon" by Matt Cummins, Monster Porn presents the tale of a young woman who perhaps took her desire for babies a bit too far. Thanks for the awesome reviews for Monster Porn on Apple Podcasts / iTunes!! For every 25 new reviews we'll release a full-length bonus episode like the Black-Eyed Children double feature we did a few weeks ago! Get Monster Porn gear at teespring.com/stores/monsterporn! Music: "Dark Fertility Rite," "Knock-up Hoedown," and "The Zahir (Monster Porn Theme)" by Bret Norwood. Stay tuned for Ravenous Orifices: Volume 2!

It’s time we had “the sex talk.” Please sit down. I want to tell you about the birds and the bees and the poultice and the blood moon and the proper rites for ensuring conception. In the weird horror story “As Full as the Moon” by Matt Cummins, Monster Porn presents the tale of a young woman who perhaps took her desire for babies a bit too far. Thanks for the awesome reviews for Monster Porn on Apple Podcasts / iTunes!! For every 25 new reviews we’ll release a full-length bonus episode like the Black-Eyed Children double feature we did a few weeks ago! Get Monster Porn gear at teespring.com/stores/monsterporn! Music: “Dark Fertility Rite,” “Knock-up Hoedown,” and “The Zahir (Monster Porn Theme)” by Bret Norwood. Stay tuned for Ravenous Orifices: Volume 2!

Today on the Bad Dream Don't Sleep Real Good Podcast, we bring you the creepy tale of the Squirsnatch! If you want us to return to Monster Porn, you gotta tell us by leaving Monster Porn Podcast a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Check out the official Monster Porn t-shirt at teespring.com/stores/monsterporn. Your purchase supports this horrific content! Follow us! Twitter: @monsterPr0n Instagram: @monsterPr0n Facebook Music, in order of play: "Dark Alley" by Doug Maxwell, Jimmy Fontanez "Spirit of the Dead" by Aakash Gandhi "Distant Lands" by Hanu Dixit "Dark Tranquility" by Anno Domini Beats "Heartbeat of the Hood" by Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions

Today on the Bad Dream Don’t Sleep Real Good Podcast, we bring you the creepy tale of the Squirsnatch! If you want us to return to Monster Porn, you gotta tell us by leaving Monster Porn Podcast a five-star rating on Apple Podcasts! Check out the official Monster Porn t-shirt at teespring.com/stores/monsterporn. Your purchase supports this horrific content! Follow us!Twitter: @monsterPr0nInstagram: @monsterPr0nFacebook Music, in order of play:“Dark Alley” by Doug Maxwell, Jimmy Fontanez“Spirit of the Dead” by Aakash Gandhi“Distant Lands” by Hanu Dixit“Dark Tranquility” by Anno Domini Beats“Heartbeat of the Hood” by Doug Maxwell/Media Right Productions

A writer and his agent are hit hard by a winter storm while traveling through central Wyoming on book tour; the writer must face his insignificance as he looks into the muzzle of a forgotten Scandinavian god. The writer looks a lot like Matt. The best way to support Monster Porn Podcast right now is to review us on Apple Podcasts / iTunes!! Thanks to those who have left us such awesome reviews! Thanks to Amberley Griffin for stopping by! Check out her story "The Heart of a Monster" back in bonus episode MPB03. Find more of her writing and animation at monsterpornpodcast.com/collaborbators Also check out the special alternate artwork for our last episode "The Bridge to Citrus Empire" by Dustin S., creator of Mad Becky, on our social media. Creep on us! Twitter & Insta: @monsterPr0n Facebook tumblr Sound FX via Freesound.org "Ringing in Ears" by Hardance "Huge Bomb" by Jobro "Bombeplosion" by Lord Razu "Bomb-fall" by Johnny Farmer "Environment War" by Mensageirocs "Ambient Gunfire" by Heyhar "Explosion 012" by Deleted User

A writer and his agent are hit hard by a winter storm while traveling through central Wyoming on book tour; the writer must face his insignificance as he looks into the muzzle of a forgotten Scandinavian god. The writer looks a lot like Matt. The best way to support Monster Porn Podcast right now is to review us on Apple Podcasts / iTunes!! Thanks to those who have left us such awesome reviews! Thanks to Amberley Griffin for stopping by! Check out her story “The Heart of a Monster” back in bonus episode MPB03. Find more of her writing and animation at monsterpornpodcast.com/collaborbators Also check out the special alternate artwork for our last episode “The Bridge to Citrus Empire” by Dustin S., creator of Mad Becky, on our social media. Creep on us!Twitter & Insta: @monsterPr0nFacebooktumblr Sound FX via Freesound.org“Ringing in Ears” by Hardance“Huge Bomb” by Jobro“Bombeplosion” by Lord Razu“Bomb-fall” by Johnny Farmer“Environment War” by Mensageirocs“Ambient Gunfire” by Heyhar“Explosion 012” by Deleted User

Positive attitude is the WD-40 of sales, bro. Let's get a boner for doing business together with "Back-Scratch Circle Jerk," a devil of a horror business-satire by Matt Cummins. Wear the Monster Porn t-shirt! TeeSpring.com/stores/monsterporn Please rate and review us on iTunes / Apple Podcasts! It only takes a minute and it helps us out a whole lot. Help other unfortunate souls discover this reviled content and wish they hadn't. Are you a weird writer? Check out our submission guidelines! MonsterPornPodcast.com/submissions Creep on us (like we creep on you): Facebook Twitter: @monsterPr0n Instagram: @monsterPr0n tumblr

Positive attitude is the WD-40 of sales, bro. Let’s get a boner for doing business together with “Back-Scratch Circle Jerk,” a devil of a horror business-satire by Matt Cummins. Wear the Monster Porn t-shirt! TeeSpring.com/stores/monsterporn Please rate and review us on iTunes / Apple Podcasts! It only takes a minute and it helps us out a whole lot. Help other unfortunate souls discover this reviled content and wish they hadn’t. Are you a weird writer? Check out our submission guidelines! MonsterPornPodcast.com/submissions Creep on us (like we creep on you):FacebookTwitter: @monsterPr0nInstagram: @monsterPr0ntumblr

Merry Christmas, Monsterbators! Saint Nicholas makes a special visit to Monster Porn Podcast bearing gifts of unknown and possibly dangerous nature, and we present a Christmas-y double-header with "Frosted!" by Bret Norwood and "Deck the Halls: A Holiday in Hell" by Matt Cummins. Don't get us confused with all the Hallmark Specials out this season! To enter to win the sketchy package left behind by Saint Nicholas, simply email a screenshot of your published review of our podcast to info@monsterpornpodcast.com! Check out the exclusive Monster Porn t-shirts designed by skeleton cartoonist Nic Calavera! Use discount code WEARUS this week for 15% off your order! https://teespring.com/stores/monsterporn Rate & review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast app. It only takes a minute and helps Monster Porn out a whole lot! Thank you every one who has left us an amazing review, and we do have a lot of amazing reviews thanks to you! Creep on us! Twitter & Instagram: @monsterPr0n Facebook

Merry Christmas, Monsterbators! Saint Nicholas makes a special visit to Monster Porn Podcast bearing gifts of unknown and possibly dangerous nature, and we present a Christmas-y double-header with “Frosted!” by Bret Norwood and “Deck the Halls: A Holiday in Hell” by Matt Cummins. Don’t get us confused with all the Hallmark Specials out this season! To enter to win the sketchy package left behind by Saint Nicholas, simply email a screenshot of your published review of our podcast to info@monsterpornpodcast.com! Check out the exclusive Monster Porn t-shirts designed by skeleton cartoonist Nic Calavera! Use discount code WEARUS this week for 15% off your order! https://teespring.com/stores/monsterporn Rate & review us on Apple Podcasts or your preferred podcast app. It only takes a minute and helps Monster Porn out a whole lot! Thank you every one who has left us an amazing review, and we do have a lot of amazing reviews thanks to you! Creep on us!Twitter & Instagram: @monsterPr0nFacebook

Bret is missing. Matt fills the gaping hole in his life with the story "Return to Burnwood," the tale of a couple of kids encountering a part of the vegetal outer-space evil that sprouted in MP003 - "Two-Sided Sarah." If you enjoy today's story, be sure to go back to check out "Two-Sided Sarah." Get a load of the awesome Monster Porn shirts designed by artist Nic Calavera (http://teespring.com/stores/monsterporn), and be sure to following him on Twitter and Instagram (@nic_calavera). Next week we'll debut monsterbator submissions featuring new weird works from two talented writers. If you would like to submit your work to MPP, visit monsterpornpodcast.com/submissions Creep on us! Twitter: @monsterPr0n Instagram: @monsterPr0n Facebook

Bret is missing. Matt fills the gaping hole in his life with the story “Return to Burnwood,” the tale of a couple of kids encountering a part of the vegetal outer-space evil that sprouted in MP003 – “Two-Sided Sarah.” If you enjoy today’s story, be sure to go back to check out “Two-Sided Sarah.” Get a load of the awesome Monster Porn shirts designed by artist Nic Calavera (http://teespring.com/stores/monsterporn), and be sure to following him on Twitter and Instagram (@nic_calavera). Next week we’ll debut monsterbator submissions featuring new weird works from two talented writers. If you would like to submit your work to MPP, visit monsterpornpodcast.com/submissions Creep on us!Twitter: @monsterPr0nInstagram: @monsterPr0nFacebook

Today we have another edition of the SUPERhuman MINimalist (SUPERhuMIN) Podcast with Matt Cummins talking about how he started his own company from scratch and now has clients across the US.

Today we have another edition of the SUPERhuman MINimalist (SUPERhuMIN) Podcast with Matt Cummins talking about how he started his own company from scratch and now has clients across the US.

In "The Creep," by Matt Cummins, we find out what the noises from the basement, which have been keeping your wife up at night, are! And it's not great. Not great, let me tell you. The Monster Porn Store is now open with sick t-shirts designed by Nic Calavera, featuring creatures and scenes from the first dozen episodes of MPP! They're the coolest tees you'll ever be at pains to explain to strangers in public! https://teespring.com/stores/monsterporn Follow Nic Calavera for horror pin up art on Twitter (@nic_calavera) and his website kingdomofmonsters.com! We're still open to bonus episode submissions. We also want to promote music from awesome musicians or bands! https://monsterpornpodcast.com/submissions/ Creep on us! Twitter: @monsterPr0n Instagram: @monsterPr0n Facebook

In “The Creep,” by Matt Cummins, we find out what the noises from the basement, which have been keeping your wife up at night, are! And it’s not great. Not great, let me tell you. The Monster Porn Store is now open with sick t-shirts designed by Nic Calavera, featuring creatures and scenes from the first dozen episodes of MPP! They’re the coolest tees you’ll ever be at pains to explain to strangers in public! https://teespring.com/stores/monsterporn Follow Nic Calavera for horror pin up art on Twitter (@nic_calavera) and his website kingdomofmonsters.com! We’re still open to bonus episode submissions. We also want to promote music from awesome musicians or bands! https://monsterpornpodcast.com/submissions/ Creep on us! Twitter: @monsterPr0n Instagram: @monsterPr0n Facebook

As the saga of Matthew's Inferno continues from episode 10, Puggles compels Matt to tell a psychological horror story about the house--and history--that haunts a dark artist in "The Haunting House" by Matt Cummins. The Halloween double-feature kicked off in yesterday's episode, MP010 - "November Moon." Guest appearance by Cassidie Cummins. Are you a musician who would like to get your original music featured on Monster Porn Podcast? Contact us at info@monsterpornpodcast.com. Atmospheric sample (“Moaning of the Dead, A.wav”) provided by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org under CC BY 3.0 license. Our apologies to Dante, Virgil, and the Western Canon. Creep on us! Instagram & Twitter: @monsterPr0n Facebook

As the saga of Matthew’s Inferno continues from episode 10, Puggles compels Matt to tell a psychological horror story about the house–and history–that haunts a dark artist in “The Haunting House” by Matt Cummins. The Halloween double-feature kicked off in yesterday’s episode, MP010 – “November Moon.” Guest appearance by Cassidie Cummins. Are you a musician who would like to get your original music featured on Monster Porn Podcast? Contact us at info@monsterpornpodcast.com. Atmospheric sample (“Moaning of the Dead, A.wav”)  provided by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org under CC BY 3.0 license. Our apologies to Dante, Virgil, and the Western Canon. Creep on us! Instagram & Twitter: @monsterPr0n Facebook

Don't forget to enter our t-shirt giveaway. Rate & review MPP on iTunes before Halloween for a free sticker and chance to win one of two Monster Porn t-shirts! Check out weird artist Nic Calavera on Twitter (@nic_calavera) or KingdomOfMonsters.com. In today's tale, a motel sees a lot of weird and questionable people come and go and now becomes home to a South African cryptid called the Tokoloshe, whose most notable feature is a male member that means business...but just what business does it mean? Warning: Today's episode contains sexual references that may be disturbing to the following audiences: normal human beings. Normal human beings not allowed. Additional music: "Philly Crew" by Danny Kean / Doug Maxwell Creep on us! Twitter: @monsterPr0n Instagram: @monsterPr0n Facebook

Don’t forget to enter our t-shirt giveaway. Rate & review MPP on iTunes before Halloween for a free sticker and chance to win one of two Monster Porn t-shirts! Check out weird artist Nic Calavera on Twitter (@nic_calavera) or KingdomOfMonsters.com. In today’s tale, a motel sees a lot of weird and questionable people come and go and now becomes home to a South African cryptid called the Tokoloshe, whose most notable feature is a male member that means business…but just what business does it mean? Warning: Today’s episode contains sexual references that may be disturbing to the following audiences: normal human beings. Normal human beings not allowed. Additional music: “Philly Crew” by Danny Kean / Doug Maxwell Creep on us! Twitter: @monsterPr0n Instagram: @monsterPr0n Facebook

Halloween-tide merch giveway! Email your mailing address and a screenshot of you leaving a review for MP on iTunes / Apple Podcasts to info@monsterpornpodcast.com for a free Monster Porn sticker and a chance to win one of two free Monster Porn t-shirts. Limited to the first 20 participating monsterbators. It's Halloween month! Prepare yourself for extra, and extraordinary, Monster Porn Podcast tentacular advances as we lead up to Halloween! In Bret Norwood's "Counsel from the Cornstalks," we learn it's best not to listen to what haunts the harvest-time cornfields, and to stay away from the mansion on the hill! But first, in "The Checkout Line" by Matt Cummins, this all seems too familiar to the talky checker. Fresh-baked bread every day! Creep on us! We haunt Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and your downstairs shower drain, which you should clean once in a while! New weird and scary stories every other week!

Halloween-tide merch giveway! Email your mailing address and a screenshot of you leaving a review for MP on iTunes / Apple Podcasts to info@monsterpornpodcast.com for a free Monster Porn sticker and a chance to win one of two free Monster Porn t-shirts. Limited to the first 20 participating monsterbators. It’s Halloween month! Prepare yourself for extra, and extraordinary, Monster Porn Podcast tentacular advances as we lead up to Halloween! In Bret Norwood’s “Counsel from the Cornstalks,” we learn it’s best not to listen to what haunts the harvest-time cornfields, and to stay away from the mansion on the hill! But first, in “The Checkout Line” by Matt Cummins, this all seems too familiar to the talky checker. Fresh-baked bread every day! Creep on us! We haunt Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and your downstairs shower drain, which you should clean once in a while! New weird and scary stories every other week!

A holy-rolling double feature divinely ordained by no less than a god! In "Penance" by Matt Cummins, a poor schmuck finds himself in Hell after a car accident, except...he finds the customer service down below a little...off. But first, in Bret Norwood's "Looking at Women from a Distance," we take a nice evening walk to, you know, just kinda see what's out there, you know...check out the prospects. No big deal. Today's feature: "Penance" by Matt Cummins with bonus short: "Looking at Women from a Distance" by Bret Norwood Creep on us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and other CIA front applications! Hear you, my people! Your god is a capitable god! Do your homework!

A holy-rolling double feature divinely ordained by no less than a god! In “Penance” by Matt Cummins, a poor schmuck finds himself in Hell after a car accident, except…he finds the customer service down below a little…off. But first, in Bret Norwood’s “Looking at Women from a Distance,” we take a nice evening walk to, you know, just kinda see what’s out there, you know…check out the prospects. No big deal. Today’s feature: “Penance” by Matt Cummins with bonus short: “Looking at Women from a Distance” by Bret Norwood Creep on us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook, and other CIA front applications! Hear you, my people! Your god is a capitable god! Do your homework!

Remember the night at the carnival as a kid when you figured out how the games were rigged and toyed with the carnies? So does that carny clown who ran the High Striker. Don't do drugs, kids. Today's story: "The High Striker" by Matt Cummins. This episode is brought to you by Hanson's Pig Wash. Dirty pig? Get it clean. Today's trigger warning: all of them. Good luck in there, kid. Creep on us: Twitter (@monsterPr0n), Instagram (@monsterPr0n), Facebook, etc!

Remember the night at the carnival as a kid when you figured out how the games were rigged and toyed with the carnies? So does that carny clown who ran the High Striker. Don’t do drugs, kids. Today’s story: “The High Striker” by Matt Cummins. This episode is brought to you by Hanson’s Pig Wash. Dirty pig? Get it clean. Today’s trigger warning: all of them. Good luck in there, kid. Creep on us: Twitter (@monsterPr0n), Instagram (@monsterPr0n), Facebook, etc!

*Note: We regret the inconsistent audio quality in parts of this episode. Due to being pressed for recording time, we took a shortcut that we will not be taking again in the future. Thank you for your understanding as you bear with us in this learning experience.* Today's monster: the green meteor Like a cassette tape with a different band on each side, Sarah finds another Sarah when her life is flipped. As she adventures along one of the world's scariest places--the jogging path--both Sarahs must face yet another "other" that has certain...intentions for her. Which Sarah will rise to the challenge? Story: "Two-Sided Sarah" by Matt Cummins Creep on us! Twitter: @monsterPr0n Instagram: @monsterPr0n Tumblr DeviantArt Facebook Youtube

*Note: We regret the inconsistent audio quality in parts of this episode. Due to being pressed for recording time, we took a shortcut that we will not be taking again in the future. Thank you for your understanding as you bear with us in this learning experience.* Today’s monster: the green meteor Like a cassette tape with a different band on each side, Sarah finds another Sarah when her life is flipped. As she adventures along one of the world’s scariest places–the jogging path–both Sarahs must face yet another “other” that has certain…intentions for her. Which Sarah will rise to the challenge? Story: “Two-Sided Sarah” by Matt Cummins Creep on us! Twitter: @monsterPr0n Instagram: @monsterPr0n Tumblr DeviantArt Facebook Youtube

Today's monster: the akaname or "filth licker" (Wikipedia) Have you ever encountered unexpected horror in the bathroom? I know I have. In this inaugural episode of the Monster Porn Podcast, we reveal the terror that stalks the stalls. Story: "The Filth Licker" by Matt Cummins. Creep on us! Twitter: @monsterPr0n Instagram: @monsterpr0n Facebook Youtube

Today’s monster: the akaname or “filth licker” (Wikipedia) Have you ever encountered unexpected horror in the bathroom? I know I have. In this inaugural episode of the Monster Porn Podcast, we reveal the terror that stalks the stalls. Story: “The Filth Licker” by Matt Cummins. Creep on us! Twitter: @monsterPr0n Instagram: @monsterpr0n Facebook Youtube

Matt Cummins teaches about Jesus' command to his disciples on the night of the Lord's Supper.