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Harry Potter and the First Time Readers
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Ch 21-23

Harry Potter and the First Time Readers

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 61:06


Chapter 21 - The Tale of the Three Brothers“ ‘There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight —' ” “Midnight, our mum always told us,” said Ron, who had stretched out, arms behind his head, to listen. Hermione shot him a look of annoyance.We are talking about a cloak that really and truly renders the wearer completely invisible, and endures eternally, giving constant and impenetrable concealment, no matter what spells are cast at it. How many cloaks have you ever seen like that, Miss Granger?” Hermione opened her mouth to answer, then closed it again, looking more confused than ever. She, Harry, and Ron glanced at one another, and Harry knew that they were all thinking the same thing. It so happened that a cloak exactly like the one Xenophilius had just described was in the room with them at that very moment. Q1 - Do you think Harry's cloak could be one of the Hallows?Q2 - If it exists, where do you think the Resurrection stone is?“So where do you think the Elder Wand is now?” asked Ron. “Alas, who knows?” said Xenophilius, as he gazed out of the window.Q3 - If it exists, where is the wand?“It's just a morality tale, it's obvious which gift is best, which one you'd choose —” The three of them spoke at the same time; Hermione said, “the Cloak,” Ron said, “the wand,” and Harry said, “the stone.” They looked at each other, half surprised, half amused. Q4 - Which is the best?Harry held out his left hand. Ron vanished beneath the Cloak. The printing press blocking the stairs was vibrating: Xenophilius was trying to shift it using a Hover Charm. Harry did not know what Hermione was waiting for. “Hold tight,” she whispered. “Hold tight . . . any second . . .” Xenophilius's paper-white face appeared over the top of the sideboard. “Obliviate!” cried Hermione, pointing her wand first into his face, then at the floor beneath them. “Deprimo!” She had blasted a hole in the sitting room floor. They fell like boulders, Harry still holding onto her hand for dear life; there was a scream from below, and he glimpsed two men trying to get out of the way as vast quantities of rubble and broken furniture rained all around them from the shattered ceiling. Hermione twisted in midair and the thundering of the collapsing house rang in Harry's ears as she dragged him once more into darkness. Q5 - What is Hermione doing here?Chapter 22 - The Deathly Hallows“Then she'll be in Azkaban, I expect,” said Ron. “Whether she survives the place, though . . . Loads don't. . . .” “She will,” said Harry. He could not bear to contemplate the alternative. “She's tough, Luna, much tougher than you'd think. She's probably teaching all the inmates about Wrackspurts and Nargles.” Q1 - Who could survive Azkaban the best out of everyone we've met?“Yes . . . and that's all very interesting,” said Hermione cautiously, “but Harry, if you're thinking what I think you're think —” “Well, why not? Why not?” said Harry, abandoning caution. “It was a stone, wasn't it?” He looked at Ron for support. “What if it was the Resurrection Stone?” Ron's mouth fell open. “Blimey — but would it still work if Dumbledore broke — ?”Q2 - Do you think that the stone is the ring?And he saw himself, possessor of the Hallows, facing Voldemort, whose Horcruxes were no match . . . Neither can live while the other survives. . . . Was this the answer? Hallows versus Horcruxes? Was there a way, after all, to ensure that he was the one who triumphed? If he were the master of the Deathly Hallows, would he be safe? Q3 - What do you think of Harry's questions here?He turned his back on their strained, incredulous faces. He knew it was the truth. It all made sense. Voldemort was not seeking a new wand; he was seeking an old wand, a very old wand indeed. Harry walked to the entrance of the tent, forgetting about Ron and Hermione as he looked out into the night, thinking. . . . “Harry, this isn't a game, this isn't practice! This is the real thing, and Dumbledore left you very clear instructions: Find and destroy the Horcruxes! That symbol doesn't mean anything, forget the Deathly Hallows, we can't afford to get sidetracked —” Q4 - What did Dumbledore want?“But before we hear from Royal and Romulus,” Lee went on, “let's take a moment to report those deaths that the Wizarding Wireless Network News and Daily Prophet don't think important enough to mention. It is with great regret that we inform our listeners of the murders of Ted Tonks and Dirk Cresswell.” “I'd tell him we're all with him in spirit,” said Lupin, then hesitated slightly. “And I'd tell him to follow his instincts, which are good and nearly always right.” Q5 - Are Harry's instincts always right?“And the rumors that he keeps being sighted abroad?” asked Lee. “Well, who wouldn't want a nice little holiday after all the hard work he's been putting in?” asked Fred. “Point is, people, don't get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking he's out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to, so don't count on him being a long way away if you're planning on taking any risks. I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!” Chapter 23 - Malfoy ManorQ1 - How unfortunate is the end of the last chapter and this one?“Like 'ell you are,” said the man called Scabior. “We know Stan Shunpike, 'e's put a bit of work our way.”Q2 - Is Stan actually bad?The emaciated figure stirred beneath its thin blanket and rolled over toward him, eyes opening in a skull of a face. . . . The frail man sat up, great sunken eyes fixed upon him, upon Voldemort, and then he smiled. Most of his teeth were gone. . . . “So, you have come. I thought you would . . . one day. But your journey was pointless. I never had it.” “You lie!” Q3 - What does he mean that he never had it?Q4  - Why doesn't Draco identify them here?She stopped struggling, her dark eyes fixed upon something Harry could not see. Jubilant at her capitulation, Lucius threw her hand from him and ripped up his own sleeve — “STOP!” shrieked Bellatrix. “Do not touch it, we shall all perish if the Dark Lord comes now!” Q5 - Why is Bella so freaked out?Hermione's screams echoed off the walls upstairs, Ron was half sobbing as he pounded the walls with his fists, and Harry in utter desperation seized Hagrid's pouch from around his neck and groped inside it: He pulled out Dumbledore's Snitch and shook it, hoping for he did not know what — nothing happened — he waved the broken halves of the phoenix wand, but they were lifeless — the mirror fragment fell sparkling to the floor, and he saw a gleam of brightest blue — Dumbledore's eye was gazing at him out of the mirror. “Help us!” he yelled at it in mad desperation. “We're in the cellar of Malfoy Manor, help us!” The eye blinked and was gone. Q6 - What was going on there?“Kill me, then, Voldemort, I welcome death! But my death will not bring you what you seek. . . . There is so much you do not understand. . . .” Q7 - What does Voldemort not understand?Harry could barely breathe. “You're going to kill me?” Harry choked, attempting to prise off the metal fingers. “After I saved your life? You owe me, Wormtail!” The silver fingers slackened. Harry had not expected it: He wrenched himself free, astonished, keeping his hand over Wormtail's mouth. He saw the ratlike man's small watery eyes widen with fear and surprise: He seemed just as shocked as Harry at what his hand had done, at the tiny, merciful impulse it had betrayed, and he continued to struggle more powerfully, as though to undo that moment of weakness. “And we'll have that,” whispered Ron, tugging Wormtail's wand from his other hand. Wandless, helpless, Pettigrew's pupils dilated in terror. His eyes had slid from Harry's face to something else. His own silver fingers were moving inexorably toward his own throat. “No —” Without pausing to think, Harry tried to drag back the hand, but there was no stopping it. The silver tool that Voldemort had given his most cowardly servant had turned upon its disarmed and useless owner; Pettigrew was reaping his reward for his hesitation, his moment of pity; he was being strangled before their eyes. Q8 - Poetic justice here? What do you think about Harry trying to save Pettigrew?At the last word there was a peculiar grinding noise from above. All of them looked upward in time to see the crystal chandelier tremble; then, with a creak and an ominous jingling, it began to fall. Bellatrix was directly beneath it; dropping Hermione, she threw herself aside with a scream. The chandelier crashed to the floor in an explosion of crystal and chains, falling on top of Hermione and the goblin, who still clutched the sword of Gryffindor. Glittering shards of crystal flew in all directions: Draco doubled over, his hands covering his bloody face. As Ron ran to pull Hermione out of the wreckage, Harry took his chance: He leapt over an armchair and wrested the three wands from Draco's grip, pointed all of them at Greyback, and yelled, “Stupefy!” The werewolf was lifted off his feet by the triple spell, flew up to the ceiling, and then smashed to the ground. Q9 - Does triple wand power work greater?The tiny elf trotted into the room, his shaking finger pointing at his old mistress. “You must not hurt Harry Potter,” he squeaked. “Kill him, Cissy!” shrieked Bellatrix, but there was another loud crack, and Narcissa's wand too flew into the air and landed on the other side of the room. “You dirty little monkey!” bawled Bellatrix. “How dare you take a witch's wand, how dare you defy your masters?” “Dobby has no master!” squealed the elf. “Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!”“Dobby, no, don't die, don't die —” The elf's eyes found him, and his lips trembled with the effort to form words. “Harry . . . Potter . . .” And then with a little shudder the elf became quite still, and his eyes were nothing more than great glassy orbs, sprinkled with light from the stars they could not see. Q10 - Raise a glass to Dobby

那些老外教我的事
S6 EP16. 【哈利波特研經班】Stupefy: 原來真實生活存在這樣子的擊昏咒!?(卷四6-10章)

那些老外教我的事

Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2024 41:40


哈利波特研經班 (16) Stupefy: 原來真實生活存在這樣子的擊昏咒!?(卷四6-10章) 《火盃的考驗》以魁地奇世界盃冠軍賽拉開序幕,比賽精采絕倫之餘,也發生了震驚魔法世界的大事:佛地魔的黑魔印記The Dark Mark事隔十三年後,在夜空中再次現形,死忠信徒食死人Death Eaters更在此時明目張膽鬧事,這一切跟哈利額頭上隱隱作痛的傷疤又有什麼關聯?魔法部的職員為了追緝招喚出黑魔印記的犯人,使出了『咄咄失Stupefy』這樣的擊昏咒,沒抓到人,反而擊昏了家庭小精靈眨眨(Winky)。有趣的是,亦如小說中出現的許多『魔法咒語』,『Stupefy』本身其實是一個真正的英文單字,而且有兩層意思:因為某樣東西而無法思考感知,或是因為某樣東西而驚呆傻眼。本週進度的各個角色為我們示範,除了擊昏咒之外,其實生活中也存在各種不同的人事物有足以將我們stupefy的威力!這個禮拜就讓我們在節目中一起研究真實生活中到底有哪些我們意想不到的『擊昏咒』! _____本集內容為2024-0420首播_____ 《那些老外教我的事》由好家庭聯播網:台中古典音樂台FM97.7,台北Bravo FM91.3聯合製播。 首播可鎖定每週六的下午5點,古典音樂台官網

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Harry Potter and the First Time Readers
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Ch 22-23

Harry Potter and the First Time Readers

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2024 98:23


Chapter 22 - The Deathly Hallows“Then she'll be in Azkaban, I expect,” said Ron. “Whether she survives the place, though . . . Loads don't. . . .” “She will,” said Harry. He could not bear to contemplate the alternative. “She's tough, Luna, much tougher than you'd think. She's probably teaching all the inmates about Wrackspurts and Nargles.” Q1 - Who could survive Azkaban the best out of everyone we've met?“Yes . . . and that's all very interesting,” said Hermione cautiously, “but Harry, if you're thinking what I think you're think —” “Well, why not? Why not?” said Harry, abandoning caution. “It was a stone, wasn't it?” He looked at Ron for support. “What if it was the Resurrection Stone?” Ron's mouth fell open. “Blimey — but would it still work if Dumbledore broke — ?”Q2 - Do you think that the stone is the ring?And he saw himself, possessor of the Hallows, facing Voldemort, whose Horcruxes were no match . . . Neither can live while the other survives. . . . Was this the answer? Hallows versus Horcruxes? Was there a way, after all, to ensure that he was the one who triumphed? If he were the master of the Deathly Hallows, would he be safe? Q3 - What do you think of Harry's questions here?He turned his back on their strained, incredulous faces. He knew it was the truth. It all made sense. Voldemort was not seeking a new wand; he was seeking an old wand, a very old wand indeed. Harry walked to the entrance of the tent, forgetting about Ron and Hermione as he looked out into the night, thinking. . . . “Harry, this isn't a game, this isn't practice! This is the real thing, and Dumbledore left you very clear instructions: Find and destroy the Horcruxes! That symbol doesn't mean anything, forget the Deathly Hallows, we can't afford to get sidetracked —” Q4 - What did Dumbledore want?“But before we hear from Royal and Romulus,” Lee went on, “let's take a moment to report those deaths that the Wizarding Wireless Network News and Daily Prophet don't think important enough to mention. It is with great regret that we inform our listeners of the murders of Ted Tonks and Dirk Cresswell.” “I'd tell him we're all with him in spirit,” said Lupin, then hesitated slightly. “And I'd tell him to follow his instincts, which are good and nearly always right.” Q5 - Are Harry's instincts always right?“And the rumors that he keeps being sighted abroad?” asked Lee. “Well, who wouldn't want a nice little holiday after all the hard work he's been putting in?” asked Fred. “Point is, people, don't get lulled into a false sense of security, thinking he's out of the country. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but the fact remains he can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo when he wants to, so don't count on him being a long way away if you're planning on taking any risks. I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!” Chapter 23 - Malfoy ManorQ1 - How unfortunate is the end of the last chapter and this one?“Like 'ell you are,” said the man called Scabior. “We know Stan Shunpike, 'e's put a bit of work our way.”Q2 - Is Stan actually bad?The emaciated figure stirred beneath its thin blanket and rolled over toward him, eyes opening in a skull of a face. . . . The frail man sat up, great sunken eyes fixed upon him, upon Voldemort, and then he smiled. Most of his teeth were gone. . . . “So, you have come. I thought you would . . . one day. But your journey was pointless. I never had it.” “You lie!” Q3 - What does he mean that he never had it?Q4  - Why doesn't Draco identify them here?She stopped struggling, her dark eyes fixed upon something Harry could not see. Jubilant at her capitulation, Lucius threw her hand from him and ripped up his own sleeve — “STOP!” shrieked Bellatrix. “Do not touch it, we shall all perish if the Dark Lord comes now!” Q5 - Why is Bella so freaked out?Hermione's screams echoed off the walls upstairs, Ron was half sobbing as he pounded the walls with his fists, and Harry in utter desperation seized Hagrid's pouch from around his neck and groped inside it: He pulled out Dumbledore's Snitch and shook it, hoping for he did not know what — nothing happened — he waved the broken halves of the phoenix wand, but they were lifeless — the mirror fragment fell sparkling to the floor, and he saw a gleam of brightest blue — Dumbledore's eye was gazing at him out of the mirror. “Help us!” he yelled at it in mad desperation. “We're in the cellar of Malfoy Manor, help us!” The eye blinked and was gone. Q6 - What was going on there?“Kill me, then, Voldemort, I welcome death! But my death will not bring you what you seek. . . . There is so much you do not understand. . . .” Q7 - What does Voldemort not understand?Harry could barely breathe. “You're going to kill me?” Harry choked, attempting to prise off the metal fingers. “After I saved your life? You owe me, Wormtail!” The silver fingers slackened. Harry had not expected it: He wrenched himself free, astonished, keeping his hand over Wormtail's mouth. He saw the ratlike man's small watery eyes widen with fear and surprise: He seemed just as shocked as Harry at what his hand had done, at the tiny, merciful impulse it had betrayed, and he continued to struggle more powerfully, as though to undo that moment of weakness. “And we'll have that,” whispered Ron, tugging Wormtail's wand from his other hand. Wandless, helpless, Pettigrew's pupils dilated in terror. His eyes had slid from Harry's face to something else. His own silver fingers were moving inexorably toward his own throat. “No —” Without pausing to think, Harry tried to drag back the hand, but there was no stopping it. The silver tool that Voldemort had given his most cowardly servant had turned upon its disarmed and useless owner; Pettigrew was reaping his reward for his hesitation, his moment of pity; he was being strangled before their eyes. Q8 - Poetic justice here? What do you think about Harry trying to save Pettigrew?At the last word there was a peculiar grinding noise from above. All of them looked upward in time to see the crystal chandelier tremble; then, with a creak and an ominous jingling, it began to fall. Bellatrix was directly beneath it; dropping Hermione, she threw herself aside with a scream. The chandelier crashed to the floor in an explosion of crystal and chains, falling on top of Hermione and the goblin, who still clutched the sword of Gryffindor. Glittering shards of crystal flew in all directions: Draco doubled over, his hands covering his bloody face. As Ron ran to pull Hermione out of the wreckage, Harry took his chance: He leapt over an armchair and wrested the three wands from Draco's grip, pointed all of them at Greyback, and yelled, “Stupefy!” The werewolf was lifted off his feet by the triple spell, flew up to the ceiling, and then smashed to the ground. Q9 - Does triple wand power work greater?The tiny elf trotted into the room, his shaking finger pointing at his old mistress. “You must not hurt Harry Potter,” he squeaked. “Kill him, Cissy!” shrieked Bellatrix, but there was another loud crack, and Narcissa's wand too flew into the air and landed on the other side of the room. “You dirty little monkey!” bawled Bellatrix. “How dare you take a witch's wand, how dare you defy your masters?” “Dobby has no master!” squealed the elf. “Dobby is a free elf, and Dobby has come to save Harry Potter and his friends!”“Dobby, no, don't die, don't die —” The elf's eyes found him, and his lips trembled with the effort to form words. “Harry . . . Potter . . .” And then with a little shudder the elf became quite still, and his eyes were nothing more than great glassy orbs, sprinkled with light from the stars they could not see. Q10 - Raise a glass to Dobby

ohmTown
The screams I hear are my plants and more news.

ohmTown

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2023 89:15


Welcome to ohmTown. The ohmTown Daily News Show (ODNS) show is held live via https://www.twitch.tv/ohmTown/ at 9:00PM Eastern. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can also visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history of ODNS starting since 2022.Episode:The screams I hear are my plants and more news.ohmTown Daily News ShowSeason 2, Episode 899PM, 3/30/2023Articles:Lost Apple Watch spends night in ocean...https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/smacktalk/f/d/lost-apple-watch-spends-a-night-in-the-ocean-found-in-working-condition/Plants scream when stressed, cut, or damaged...https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/new-study-finds-plants-scream-when-stressed-or-injured-raising-questions-about-communication/Star Trek: Starfleet Academy is coming in 2024...https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/late-nite-geeks/f/d/star-trek-starfleet-academy-will-follow-the-most-ambitious-students-in-the-galaxy/E3 2023 is cancelled...https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/e3-2023-is-cancelled/Donald Trump has been indicted, the worst is yet to come...https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/donald-trump-indicted-by-new-york-grand-jury/DOD launches "Hack the Pentagon" program site...https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/dod-launches-website-to-accompany-hack-the-pentagon-program/Egg producer profits increased by 718%...https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/the-largest-egg-producer-in-the-u-s-saw-profits-increase-by-718-amid-soaring-prices/Missouri Reps cast Stupefy on Public Libraries...https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/missouri-reps-just-voted-to-completely-defund-the-states-public-libraries/Train carrying Ethanol becomes allergic to its tracks...https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/train-carrying-ethanol-derails-forcing-evacuations-in-minnesota/A puppy ate my passport says new puppy owner about to travel...https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/thedailynewsshow/f/d/man-misses-vacation-loses-thousands-after-puppy-destroys-his-passport/Millionaire says responsibility is your problem...https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/roundersgear/f/d/british-millionaire-sues-star-sports-sportsbook-for-not-controlling-his-betting-urges/ -- Watch live at https://www.twitch.tv/ohmtown

Jay And Bay Neighbor Gamers
Nintendo Direct February, Hogwarts Legacy Review, and HBO Last of Us Ep 5

Jay And Bay Neighbor Gamers

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 15, 2023 61:06


Pick Up and Deliver
Stupefy!, Turing Machine, Argent: The Consortium, Potion Explosion (Revisited)

Pick Up and Deliver

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2023 14:13


Pick Up & Deliver 508: Stupefy!, Turing Machine, Argent: The Consortium, Potion Explosion (Revisited) - Brendan gives his first impressions of three games he played recently for the first time, and one he brought out of the dust. Join us, won't you?

Rattlebox Games- Network Feed
Stupefy!, Turing Machine, Argent: The Consortium, Potion Explosion (Revisited)

Rattlebox Games- Network Feed

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2023 14:13


Pick Up & Deliver 508: Stupefy!, Turing Machine, Argent: The Consortium, Potion Explosion (Revisited) - Brendan gives his first impressions of three games he played recently for the first time, and one he brought out of the dust. Join us, won't you?

Hogwarts Legacy Podcast
All CONFIRMED SPELLS In Hogwarts Legacy!

Hogwarts Legacy Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2022 27:15


Let's Go Over All The CONFIRMED SPELLS In Hogwarts Legacy! TABLE OF CONTENTS 0:00 (Opening) 0:38 (Controller/Buttons) 1:38 (Ancient Magic) 2:50 (Accio) 4:16 (Avada Kedavra) 5:22 (Confringo) 7:04 (Depulso) 7:44 (Descendo) 8:09 (Diffindo) 9:19 (Disillusionment Charm) 10:11 (Expelliarmus) 11:53 (Glacius) 12:34 (Imperio) 13:59 (Incendio) 14:26 (Lumos) 15:01 (Oppugno) 16:06 (Petrificus Totalus) 17:05 (Protego) 18:56 (Reducto) 19:17 (Reparo) 19:56 (Revelio) 20:30 (Rictusempra) 21:13 (Riddikulus) 22:27 (Stupefy) 22:54 (Wingardium Leviosa) 24:29 (Patronus Charm/Expecto Patronum) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/hogwarts-legacy-podcast/support

The Phinsider: for Miami Dolphins fans
PHINSIDER RADIO | Miami Dolphins stun, shock, stupefy, astonish, amaze and astound the Baltimore Ravens in a 42-38 win

The Phinsider: for Miami Dolphins fans

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2022 39:40


CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!? Even 48 hours later, it's hard to wrap our heads around the fact that the Miami Dolphins overcame a 21-point deficit to upset the Baltimore Ravens on Sunday. Jake and Josh run through Tua Tagovailoa's epic comeback and discuss how sustainable this ride can be with a battle with Buffalo looming. #FinsUp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Lyrics To Go
58 - Stupify

Lyrics To Go

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2022 36:24


It's hard for us to give just one... FUCK about this pile of shit. Are David Draiman and Co. using antisemitism as a way to push a terrible song? I would say quite possibly. Lyrics that are supposedly about his relationship that was soured due to his Jewish upbringing but sounds more like just a shitty nu metal song with terrible lyrics. Judge for yourself.

The Nonlinear Library
LW -| Luna Lovegood and the Chamber of Secrets Part 11, by lsusr.

The Nonlinear Library

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 3:50


Welcome to The Nonlinear Library, where we use Text-to-Speech software to convert the best writing from the Rationalist and EA communities into audio. This is Luna Lovegood and the Chamber of Secrets, Part 11: Luna Lovegood and the Chamber of Secrets, published by lsusr. Luna closed Professor Gilderoy Lockhart's office door behind her. "I thought our next interview wasn't until Friday," Professor Lockhart said. "You-Know-Who is alive. He transferred his soul to Harry Potter twelve years ago. I know because both of their real names is Tom Riddle," Luna showed him the map and explained how she had gone back in time, "Harry Potter is constructing a secret citadel inside the Hogwarts grounds from which he plans to rule the world. He even told me he plans to 'save the world', which is code for conquering it." "It is not easy to kill a Dark Lord," said Professor Lockhart. "We must take him alive," Luna said, "Tom Riddle has all the magical secrets of Salazar Slytherin. We need them to kill the nargle. Fortunately he is in the body of a 12-year-old. You can crush him with a Finite Incantatem and then stun him. In the best case you are heralded as the vanquisher of You-Know-Who. In the worst case we Obliviate him and forget this ever happened." "We should alert the proper authorities," Professor Lockhart said. "Cease the humility," Luna said, "Do you not have more confirmed kills than anyone in the ministry?" "I take credit for the kills of paranoid Aurors who want to keep a low profile," Lockhart said, "We should tell Mad-Eye Moody. He can kill You-Know-Who. I can take the credit. You can invent an exciting story about me for The Quibbler. Everybody wins except You-Know-Who." "Mad-Eye Moody knows You-Know-Who is abusing his power. It is a joke to them. You know Mad-Eye's feelings about the law," Luna said. "If Harry's behavior is acceptable to Mad-Eye then it is acceptable to me too," said Professor Lockhart. He rested his feet on his desk. "Mad-Eye doesn't know about the nargle," said Luna. "What's a nargle?" said Professor Lockhart. Luna unfolded the Marauder's Map. Luna carefully read off the name of each being in Hogwarts until exactly one of them gave her a feeling of unimportance. She read it aloud. The name smelled warm and tasted rough on her ears. The nargle ate Luna's shoes by her bed in the Ravenclaw Common Room. "Look here at this dot in the Ravenclaw Common Room named ˢ̴̨͔̻̘͆͌̎̾͑́̓͒̎́̎̐͘͠ͅε̵̧̭̲̭̰̭̏̾̌̂̐̋̾̓͗̽̚͠ͅl̵̢̡̧̘̫̼͙̥̖͍̫̫̖͔̤̥̆̔̎̓͆̈́̓́̎͜d̴̨̨̨͙̳̻̫̠̜̹̥͝Σ̷̛͇̙̻̪̆̀ʅ̵̢̡̖̱̯͇̙͙̜̟͔̼̭͚͌̊̽̈́̋̂̃̈́̐̈̏̓̿̈́̑Ⱡ̸͈͛͑̐̌̍̇̄̉̎̍̚̕͘̕͝͝͝ɾ̵̭̈́̆͝ι̵̧̳̮̥͉̂̄̐̀͆̎̏̈́͘̕̕ƚ̷̻͈̣̜̺̞̼̿̓́̽̽̐͐̕͝ƈ̶̡̩̯̰͙̦̲̀̓̀̅̊̇̌̽̋͗̎̚ͅԋ̸̺̟̳̠̰͔͉͎͈̳̳̻͚̩̋̈́̋̀̽̅͘͘̚Ꭷ̷̳͔͈̗͖̞̦̟̱͔͍̫̬̞̓̿́̈́͊́ʀ̸̧̫̥̙̞̱̩̟̱͍̄̊̅̊ᗝ̸͖͚̬͓̥̮̤̄̈́́̿̚ɾ̸̧̹̮͈̳̱̮̠̲͚̻̙̏́̀̍ʂ̵̙͈̉̃̌̅̉́̈́͠," said Luna, "The nargle is hunting you too now. If we go straight to Harry Potter's office then we can reach You-Know-Who before the nargle intercepts us." "H―H―How can I be sure all this is real?" Professor Lockhart said. "Reach into your hat," Luna said. "What?" said Professor Lockhart. He picked up his hat from the hatstand where it had hung, untouched, since he had arrived in his office. "Just do it, hero." Professor Lockhart stared in horror at the Sword of Gryffindor in his hand. There was a knock on the door of Harry Potter's office. "Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres is plotting to overthrow the Ministry of Magic's incompetent government," said Harry dryly, "Please leave him alone." "I possess an artifact of incredible power that can make the user smarter," Luna said. Harry Potter opened the door. "Finite Incantatem," Professor Lockhart said, "Stupefy." Professor Gilderoy Lockhart's stunning hex knocked out Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres. Finite Incantatem is a brute-force spell. The Finite Incantatem neutralized all spell effects on Harry Potter. Harry Potter wore a transfigured ring on his hand. The Finite Incantatem un-transfigured the ring into the stunned body of Lord Voldemort. The Finite Incantatem overpowered the stunning hex on...

The Nonlinear Library
LW -| Luna Lovegood and the Chamber of Secrets Part 12, by lsusr.

The Nonlinear Library

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 3:54


Welcome to The Nonlinear Library, where we use Text-to-Speech software to convert the best writing from the Rationalist and EA communities into audio. This is Luna Lovegood and the Chamber of Secrets, Part 12: Luna Lovegood and the Chamber of Secrets, published by lsusr. "Stupefy," Professor Lockhart said. Lord Voldemort spat a verbal non-somatic counterspell. He dodged too, just in case. "Do not do that again," said Lord Voldemort. Lord Voldemort cast another non-somatic spell. Animated skeleton hands grew from his wrists. He picked up Harry Potter's wand. "Take a look at this map," Luna said, "Do you see this nargle? It will hunt you forever unless we work together to stop it." Lord Voldemort's Legilimency tore through Luna's mind. "It is almost here," said Professor Lockhart. "Place your hands on my astrolabe," Luna said. "Rennervate the boy to awaken after we leave," said Lord Voldemort to Professor Lockhart. Headmistress Minerva McGonagall, Chief Warlock Amelia Bones and Auror Mad-Eye Moody burst into Harry Potter's office. "What did you do this time?" said Auror Moody. "Nothing," said Harry James Potter-Evans-Verres. "Uh-huh," said Headmistress McGonagall. The Forgotten Library was a regular heptagon centered around a giant Pensieve. Seven giant shelves radiated toward the corners. The shelves held brown tattered diaries, vials of silvery memories and endless stacks of stationary. Six desks were interlaced in six aisles between the seven shelves. The seventh aisle led to the entrance. Each desk was covered in parchment covered in Luna's handwriting. A flowchart on the far left desk said START HERE in giant letters. Luna checked the Marauder's Map. The nargle moved faster than it had before. According to Luna's notes, they had all three components of the ritual: the Sword of Gryffindor, the secrets of Slytherin and the Diadem of Ravenclaw. Lockhart wielded the sword. Lord Voldemort wielded the secrets. Luna placed Ravenclaw's Diadem on her head. The diadem forced Luna's thoughts into coherence. There was an epic battle. The vials had been smashed. The diaries had been burned. Something was missing. Ravenclaw's horcrux continued to overwrite the Luna personality. Not yet. Luna had unanswered questions. The power of Gryffindor. What had destroyed Atlantis? The intellect of Ravenclaw. Where was Platform Nine and One Half? The secrets of Slytherin. What had happened to the third cauldron? The sacrifice of Hufflepuff. Luna wondered where the Wrackspurt could have come from. It had to have been there before she shut the door. But the Wrackspurt had not immediately entered Luna's ears when she had first entered the compartment. There may not have been any free Wrackspurts in the compartment when Luna had entered it. Luna's trapped Wrackspurt must have been in someone else's ear. But who? Luna's eyes slid from one end of her compartment to the other, as if nothing important existed in-between. Luna never met Kirito on the train. He wasn't sorted into Hufflepuff. He didn't nudge her into exploring the kitchens. He didn't place a blanket over her the night she slept outside the Ravenclaw Common Room. He never founded Smite Club. He never joined Lockhart's dueling club. He didn't sacrifice himself to defeat the nargle. Kirito had never existed. Where do vanished objects go? Atlantis had never existed. Platform Nine and one Half had never existed. There had never been a third cauldron. Why had Luna never worn shoes? Luna yanked the diadem off her head. "We just have one more loose end to tie up," said Professor Lockhart. The Sword of Gryffindor cut through Lord Voldemort's wards, counterspells and skull. Lord Voldemort died. Professor Quirrell revived. Professor Quirrell opened a portal to Hell underneath Professor Lockhart. The Sword of Gryffindor clattered to the floor. "Is there a self-interested reason why I ought not to kill you too before I leave this room?" said Professor Quirrell to Luna. Thanks for listening. To help us o...

WPMRR WordPress Podcast
E177: The Powerful Women of WordPress (Amy Masson, Women in WP)

WPMRR WordPress Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 21, 2021 34:57


Hermione comes through the Floo Network and enlightens us on the path of the empowering female-led project Women in WP.  We speak on the history of Sumy Designs, the conception on Women in WP podcast that follows, plus WordCamp experiences and hype! Don't miss out and get hit with a Stupefy! Episode Resource List: Women in WP Podcast Women in WP YouTube Women in WP Facebook Women in WP Instagram Women in WP Twitter Amy Masson Twitter Sumy Designs Website Sumy Designs Facebook Sumy Designs LinkedIn

Enlightenment Today with Jason Gregory
#24: ZEN KOANS | The Riddles that Stupefy the Mind and Evoke Enlightenment

Enlightenment Today with Jason Gregory

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 19, 2020 109:36


In this podcast, we will explore the famous Zen riddles known as Koans and why they facilitate enlightenment. One of the bad habits both East and West is the general thinking of life in a rational linear way. Zen Buddhism, on the other hand, is focused on the present moment where time and thinking evaporate. The Zen way essentially is an embrace of the irrational outside conventional logic. Koans best describe this attitude, as these riddles have the power to transform us and actually evoke enlightenment. What appears as utter buffoonery practiced by a bunch of buffoons actually is something incredibly deep that we will all experience when we allow Zen Koans to stop our minds activity dead in its tracks. Be prepared to dive deep and experience a reality that is the essential world beyond the world of form.

Buffy Boys
Buffy Boys 085 - Love Stupefy (S05E07)

Buffy Boys

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2020 55:03


Buffy has a near fatal encounter with her own stake and seeks out Spike for his firsthand crash course on Slayer death tips and tricks. What made William the Bloody Awful Poet the demon he is today? The Buffy Boys' hearts, tis grown a bulge in it for S05E07 "Fool for Love". Key Buffy Bits from this episode include:  The weight of the soul - where does William end and 'Spike' begin The Slayer's gift: the death and life of Xin Rong and Nikki Woods Crisis on Infinite Buffs - interweaving vampire elegies across Buffy and Angel "Sorry love, I don't speak Chinese." If you enjoyed the episode you can subscribe to us on: http://buffyboys.libsyn.com/rss or by searching “Buffy Boys” in your favourite podcast app. Follow us and let us know what you think: Facebook https://www.facebook.com/BuffyBoys/ Twitter https://twitter.com/buffyboys/ Instagram https://www.instagram.com/buffy_boys/ Email at buffyboyscast@gmail.com And if you’re feeling extra kind, leave us a review on your podcast app, it helps a lot! Our theme song is an acoustic cover of the Title Theme to Buffy The Vampire Slayer by Alex Heflin (originally by Nerf Herder). Soundcloud: http://www.soundcloud.com/alexheflin Yours in Slaying, The Buffy Boys

Bethel Baptist Church
Sin Will Stupefy You

Bethel Baptist Church

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 23, 2020 45:00


stupefy
WPMRR WordPress Podcast
E66 - Hermione on the powerful women of WordPress (Amy Masson, Women in WP)

WPMRR WordPress Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2019 35:04


Lumos! Hermione comes through the Floo Network and enlightens us on the path of the empowering female-led project Women in WP.  We speak on the history of Sumy Designs, the conception on Women in WP podcast that follows, plus WordCamp experiences and hype!  Don't miss out and get hit with a Stupefy!

As It Comes Podcast: Life from a Musician's Point of View
Episode 1: Chad Vindin "Simplify, not stupefy"

As It Comes Podcast: Life from a Musician's Point of View

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2019 41:52


Welcome to Episode 1! Today's guest is Chad Vindin, vocal coach and accompanist at Royal College and Academy of Music, as well as author of the successful Throwcase blog.  What does he actually do? Find out in our chat!Experienced something bizarre that music college didn't prepare you for? Tell me here: asitcomespodcast@gmail.comFollow: facebook.com/asitcomespod or Instagram @asitcomespodMentioned in this episode:www.chadvindin.comwww.throwcase.comwww.rozznagy.netwww.danielelms.co.uk

Ready Set Geek!
RSG! 091: The Battle of Grindelwald’s Film with Perception Studio

Ready Set Geek!

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2018 106:57


This week’s episode: Alix, Cole, & JPG talk with Amber, Art, and Genevieve from Perception Studio about the latest installment of Fantastic Beasts! Discussing Perception Studio’s newest project, Stupefy! A Potter Puppet Parody!, the group also address the appeal of magic, their thoughts about the film, and timeline inconsistencies. Check out our guests’ upcoming work...

Community Bible Church of Northern Westchester
God Incarnate - David Diehl

Community Bible Church of Northern Westchester

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2018 28:10


Without the incarnation of God in Christ there would be no salvation for us.

Community Bible Church of Northern Westchester
God Incarnate - David Diehl

Community Bible Church of Northern Westchester

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2018 28:10


Without the incarnation of God in Christ there would be no salvation for us.

Community Bible Church of Northern Westchester
God Incarnate - David Diehl

Community Bible Church of Northern Westchester

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2018 28:10


Without the incarnation of God in Christ there would be no salvation for us.

Karma Sense Foodcast
Episode 0036 - Stupify Me

Karma Sense Foodcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2017 45:00


Wacky food stunts are a great way to generate web site clicks. But do they teach us anything about the food in question? Or do they stupify us? In this episode of The Karma Sense Foodcast, we examine the folks who attempt toy recreate their own version of Super Size Me with a random sampling of these attempts at self-experimentation. In the end, do they stupEfy me or stupIfy me? 00:20     Introduction 02:34     I Tried Blue Apron Home Delivery Meal Kit Service for One Year and This is What Happened 15:02     I Ate the Tom Brady Diet for Three Weeks and This Is What Happened 30:11     I Ate Nothing But Halo Top Ice Cream for Ten Days and This Is What Happened. 38:01    Home Delivery Meal Kit Service Update 41:29     Wrap Up For complete show notes, mosey on over to http://www.daveyhwellness.com/foodcast/stupify/

Trust Your Doctor: A Doctor Who Podcast
160: Soupified (Ghost Light)

Trust Your Doctor: A Doctor Who Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 19, 2017 55:06


Stupefy! Halfway through the final season wow. This week we’re back with possibly the most confusing story ever broadcast in the history of television. I promise. It’s Ghost Light, written by Marc Platt, aired October of 1989. Doctor Who © The BBC Any other references belong to their respective owners, no copyright infringement is intendedContinue reading →

Two On The Aisle
Reviews of Maple and Vine, Stupefy!, Avenue Q, and Others, May 16, 2013

Two On The Aisle

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2013 29:59


Bob Wilcox and Gerry Kowarsky review (1) MAPLE AND VINE, by Jordan Harrison, at HotCity Theatre, (2) A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO THE FORUM, by Stephen Sondheim, Burt Shevelove & Larry Gelbart, at KTK Productions, (3) STUPEFY! THE 90-MINUTE HARRY POTTER, adapted by Jason Cryer, at Magic Smoking Monkey Theatre, (4) ANNIE GET YOUR GUN, by Irving Berlin, Herbert & Dorothy Fields,& Peter Stone, at the Kirksood Theatre Guild, (5) AVENUE Q THE MUSICAL, by Robert Lopez, Jeff Marx, and Jeff Whitty, at Take Two Productions, (6) UTBU, by James Kirkwood, at the Theatre Guild of Webster Groves, and (7) BAD SEED, by Maxwell Anderson, at Clayton Community Theatre.

Ethics-Talk: The Greatest Good of Man is Daily to Converse About Virtue
Reasons For Abstinence: Tolstoy's "On Why Men Stupefy Themselves" (Part 2)

Ethics-Talk: The Greatest Good of Man is Daily to Converse About Virtue

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2011 60:00


In this week's show, we continue discussing Tolstoy’s views on alcohol, focusing on Tolstoy’s arguments for complete abstinence in his essay “ "Why do People Stupefy Themselves." Tolstoy claims that even moderate drinking is profoundly harmful. But why? Are there not occasions when having a drink is indeed the right thing to do? This week's episode of Ethics Talk focuses on this question, the applicability of Tolstoy’s argument to college life, and its relevance (if any) to today.

Ethics-Talk: The Greatest Good of Man is Daily to Converse About Virtue
Tolstoy's "On Why People Stupefy Themselves"

Ethics-Talk: The Greatest Good of Man is Daily to Converse About Virtue

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2011 60:00


In his "Why do People Stupefy Themselves," Leo Tolstoy writes "men drink and smoke, not to keep their spirits up, not for gayety's sake, not because it is pleasant, but in order to stifle conscience in themselves." Written at the time when the U.S. was awash in the temperance movement (but about 30 years before the passage of the 18th amendment), Tolstoy claims that even moderate drinking is profoundly harmful. This week's episode of Ethics Talk focuses on Tolstoy's 1890 essay, its applicability to college life, and its relevance (if any) today.

Mr Science Show
Ep 141: Science of Superheroes - Harry Potter

Mr Science Show

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2011


And we're back! It's been a while, but finally it's time for another podcast, so we've made it a long one. Take this episode on a long train ride or car trip, as Dr Boob and I explore the science of the spells of Harry Potter.Attempting to find scientific and engineering solutions to Harry Potter spells is probably the most difficult task we have set ourselves yet, so we would be very interested to hear how you would made the Harry Potter spells a reality. The spells dealt with in this episode are:Lumos - Producing light from the end of a wand (A voice activated torch seems a logical solution),Aguamenti - Shooting water from the end of the wand,Alohomora - Picking a lock at a distance,Expecto Patronum - Protection against evil dementors in the form of some virtual creature, Sectumsempra - Slicing your opponent open,Aparecium - Reading invisible ink,Accio - Summoning things to you,Expelliarmus - Disarming your opposition of their wand,Confundo - Confusing the victim,Stupefy - Stunning the victim, Invisibility cloak - Covering yourself in a cloak to make yourself invisible, Imperio - Forcing your victims to obey your commands,Obliviate - Erasing the memories of the victim,Legilimens - Telepathy. Although some of these are quite clearly impossible at the moment, in every case we have come up with a scientific or engineering solution to take us at least part of the way there. Listen in to find out what we came up with, and please write in and let us know where we have gone wrong or what you would do.Click play below or listen to this show here. References:Santos, V., Paula, W., & Kalapothakis, E. (2009). Influence of the luminol chemiluminescence reaction on the confirmatory tests for the detection and characterization of bloodstains in forensic analysis Forensic Science International: Genetics Supplement Series, 2 (1), 196-197 DOI: 10.1016/j.fsigss.2009.09.008A.J. Barnier and D.A. Oakley (2009). Hypnosis and Suggestion Encyclopedia of Consciousness DOI: 10.1016/B978-012373873-8.00038-4T.C. Jerram (1982). Hypnotics and sedatives Side Effects of Drugs Annual DOI: 10.1016/S0378-6080(82)80009-3Wood, B. (2009). Metamaterials and invisibility Comptes Rendus Physique, 10 (5), 379-390 DOI: 10.1016/j.crhy.2009.01.002

Big Red Barrel Podcasts
SG Pink Episode 90: Stupefy

Big Red Barrel Podcasts

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2010 36:36


On Sarcastic Gamer Pink Episode 90: Harlequin, Jax and Esmeralda talk about Epic Mickey, Kratos in the upcoming Mortal Kombat, Tomb Raider's new look, The Video Game Awards nominees, lots of male and female mail, and much much more.