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Welcome to the Beards & Sundries market! Here, we keep a large stock of various curiosities and items. Join us each week as we comb the store for new and exciting topics just for you, the customer!

Joe, Jay, and Anthony


    • Jun 9, 2024 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 3m AVG DURATION
    • 107 EPISODES


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    Latest episodes from Beards & Sundries

    Blue Steel

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2024 67:46


    Send us a Text Message.Purse those lips and shake those hips, beardos... this week we're heading to the clothing aisles to get decked out in high fashion. From cargo shorts to Express vests, this week's episode has everything.Hunky Tops @ https://hunkytops.com/Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/OpeningTheme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Back in My (Gay) Day!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2024 96:28


    Send us a Text Message.Fire up the Delorean (or a hot tub, I don't know what kind of time machine you have...) and get ready for a trip down memory lane. This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony get nostalgia boners for Blockbuster and TV Guide and just how far we've come. PodUp @ https://podup.com/Pod Allies @ https://podallies.com/Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Joe & Jay Make Anthony Cry Over SkyNet

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2024 80:39


    Send us a Text Message.Open the doors to aisle four? I'm afraid we can't do that, beardos... this week in the break room, Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss AI and it's implications and uses in our lives.PodUp @ https://podup.com/Pod Allies @ https://podallies.com/Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Beards & Sundries: The Big, Gay Musical!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2024 82:46


    Send us a Text Message.Grab a playbill, a glass of chardonnay, and take your seats, beardos! This week we have a very special musical episode of Beards & Sundries! We're joined by Jon Reilly of the But A Song podcast, and we talk all about our favorite music from our youths to present. Prepare to beg us for an encore, as we discuss all things musical!But A Song Pod @ https://linktr.ee/butasongpodPodUp @ https://podup.com/Pod Allies @ https://podallies.com/Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Bitten by a Radioactive Hair Cut!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2024 74:37


    Send us a Text Message.Don your capes and get your faces painted, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are shedding their secret identities to become the gay heroes they were born to be. Gather round the break room to hear us talk all about hair cuts, clothes that fit, Beyonce, and all the other things that give us our gay powers!PodUp @ https://podup.com/Pod Allies @ https://podallies.com/Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    House Werk!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2024 79:41


    Get ready to suck up all that... dust! With a vacuum! Because this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all about household chores and their hatred for (most) of them.Dirty Laundry @ https://www.dropout.tv/dirty-laundryPodUp @ https://podup.com/Pod Allies @ https://podallies.com/Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Joe Makes Out With a Hot Dog

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2024 75:55


    This week in the market, we're getting our extra buttery popcorn popped and spiking our sodas from the fountain machine with the hip flasks we snuck in... as we discuss the movie Mean Girls. That's right, Joe, Jay, and Anthony all aspects of the iconic cult classic including the characters, memorable scenes, and the impact of the film. So, grab your pinkest headphones and listen up, beardos, as we get so FETCH!

    It's... the Powerhouse of the Cell...

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2024 80:37


    Grab your Trapper Keepers, beardos! In this episode, Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss their experiences with learning in school, including topics like foreign languages, math, and science. They reminisce about using book socks, learning about mitochondria, and memorizing times tables. So, get ready to experience your days getting bullied again, as we discuss all things school!PodUp @ https://podup.com/Pod Allies @ https://podallies.com/Teacher's Off Duty @ https://www.teachersoffduty.com/Toadberg.com @ https://www.toadberg.comEpisode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    America's (real) Favorite Pastime

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2024 77:06 Transcription Available


    This week in the market... Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss their first experiences with pornography, their favorite porn stars, and the differences between amateur and professional porn. They reminisce about the early days of watching porn and the conversation also touches on the evolution of technology and how it has changed the way people consume porn. So, grab your naughty bits and get ready for a very HOT episode!Toadberg.com @ https://www.toadberg.com/Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Kids... They're Not That Great

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2024 87:04


    ***TRIGGER WARNING*** We shit on children in this episode. (metaphorically, of course)Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Food Again, But Make it March

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2024 72:08


    March is over and here at the market we're not ready to let it go. Join Joe, Jay, and Anthony as they talk about some of their favorite things in the month of March and go down a potato rabbit hole...Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Show Us Your (Texting) Package

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2024 79:14


    Grab your Nokia 5110s and your custom cases... this week we talk all things cell phones. From the apps to Google Maps, we cover all things smartphone.

    Everyone's Favorite Social Media App: Pinterest!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2024 98:12


    Get ready to cyber us sooooooo hard, beardos, because this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony are diving into everyone's favorite time-wasters... social media apps! From MySpace to Sit On My Face... I mean Grindr... we're stocking out all the hot loads of virtual friendship we can handle.Trixie Deluxxe @ linktr.ee/trixiedeluxxeSheila from Accounting @ https://linktr.ee/thesheilafromaccountingChavela Belleza @ https://www.instagram.com/chavelabelleza/Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Eggcelent Takes and Boring Pancakes

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2024 69:52


    Beardos, are you listening to this weeks episode topless? Because our mimosas are bottomless! This week, we stock out the orange juice and prosecco in an episode all about gay church... brunch! So get your eating short shorts on and listen in while we talk all about the gayest meal of the day.Kraft Dinner @ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kraft_DinnerEpisode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Is It Gay to Touch Your Ass?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2024 85:42


    Beardos, are your habits normal? This week we discuss what constitutes for normal and abnormal in our daily lives. Joe Fenti @ https://www.tiktok.com/@fentifriedchicken?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcEpisode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    In Honor of Nex Benedict

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2024 68:30


    **Trigger warning for bullying, self-harm, and mentions of suicide**This week we're departing from our typical episode content to talk about the very real and serious issues facing the LGBTQ+ community, and more specifically our trans and non-binary members.The Trevor Project @ https://www.thetrevorproject.org/GoFundMe for Nex @ https://www.gofundme.com/f/dagny-benedict??fbclid=IwAR12UGfKOn461ugjnIeydQtlBnRUORImKi1S4_3gK5kGb82C0rXXwwc7qyIThe Wound Between Us by Cory AlstadLicense Code: YNQ7GHQ9RBU1GHAOTurn Away by Yeti MusicLicense code: HTFYTSPQ4UHWARFMCore by Brock HewittLicense code: BEHX6MIDCJHUJ1D4

    For the Son of God, You Sure Are a Son of A...

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2024 69:23


    Jesus is risen and so are we, beardos! This week the market gets HOLE-y as we discuss the ultimate bleeding heart liberal... Jesus Christ. Joe, Jay, and Anthony break down all the reasons Jesus was a socialist and would be despised by many members of his own church today.Gen Z Bible Stories @ https://www.tiktok.com/@gen.z.bible.stories?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pcEpisode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Ronald Reagan Goes to Super Hell

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2024 79:01


    Trickle down to the market this week, beardos, as we recant all the celebrities we think are in hell (or not). Reagan is obviously there, but what about Bea Arthur?? Tune in and find out!Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXPastor Gabe Ussey: Something Greater by All Good FolksLicense code: 36RJEYK5QVWMBCCI Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    The Personification of The Titanic Pounds the Market

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2024 75:02


    Near... far... wherever you are... make sure you tune into this weeks episode of Beards & Sundries as we discuss our survival strategies for the movie "Titanic". Whether or not you think Leo should have lived, this episode is sure to satisfy.Camp Damascus @ https://us.macmillan.com/books/9781250874627/campdamascusEpisode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXEasy D: Courage by Roo WalkerLicense code: LFH0WQDIOC0OKUNN Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Pronouncing Puerto Vallarta

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2024 97:12


    Does the cold weather have you longing for a warm beach under the summer sun? Or do you just want to get away to a ski lodge and get snowed in for a week? Either way, the Beards & Sundries market has all the goods you need to pack for your trip. Tune in as Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss some of their favorite vacation spots as well as places they'd like to visit.Palworld @ https://www.pocketpair.jp/palworldEpisode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXEasy D: Courage by Roo WalkerLicense code: LFH0WQDIOC0OKUNN  Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Gay Science!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2024 79:06


    Touch my test tube and get my bunsen burner going, beardos, because this week's episode is all about gay science! Why do we talk like that? Why do we walk so fast? Why are we just plain better? All of the answers can be found in aisle 4!Rob Anderson @ linktr.ee/heartthrobandersonEpisode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXHOLEy Stick: Twee FM by Yeti MusicLicense code: 2LJ6GOB7CTCTAHO4  Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Jay's Incredible Driving Advice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2024 71:20


    Rainy days in the market mean we're running out of bread and milk, but thankfully our supply of bad attitudes is nearly endless! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk about rainy days and bad drivers, everyone's favorite combo!Bitches with Beards @ https://pod.link/1671378459?utm_source=newsletter.podcastdelivery.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=307-call-out-that-corporate-wrongdoingEpisode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPXLeft Lane Liberator: Milkshake Sweethearts by Albert Behar & Overdrive by MatrikaLicense code: QGDURBCECZ2RHAG0 & A3GKTBDZFXTDG5EX  Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    What A Year It's Been... This Week

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2024 85:29


    Welcome to season 4, beardos! We're seven days in and oh what a year it's been so far. Get ready to hear about our goals for the new year and some issues that hit close to home for all three of us.Nuggets @ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUngLgGRJpoEpisode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: No Royal Road by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KITO9G6XFAWTJLPX Beards & Sundries Mocktail Recipes: Esteban by Roo WalkerLicense code: O1LRDFMYE9SXBT8Y Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Fuzzy Dice to Wipe Away the Tears

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2023 66:18


    Gather round the fireplace, beardos, because the stockings aren't the only things that are hung in this episode. Joe, Jay, and Anthony have each selected traditional Christmas stories... and re-wrote them, Beards & Sundries style. So get your hot cocoa ready and send the kids away, while we regale you with this special holiday episode.https://www.goodpizzagreatpizza.com/Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGE The Beards & Sundries Book of Holiday Erotica: A Christmas Romance by Jonny BoyleLicense code: VJPVF8LOO5JUWEGX Preclosing music: Elf Culture by Roo WalkerLicense code: V7RRALKJA3MFS9NGClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    A Christmas (Karmic) Miracle!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2023 67:21


    Grab your whack-a-mole hammers and get ready to smash or pass in this very special Christmas episode, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony decide what is or isn't smash-worthy about the holiday season.Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGESmash or Pass: Relatives Edition: License code: KIQZSI3WRYGTEUE7Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Playing As Blow Job in Goldeneye

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2023 73:09


    Travel back in time to the 90's as we leave milk and Oreos out for Santa before we tuck ourselves in to wake up to those sweet, sweet Christmas gifts of our youths. Will we get the N64 we've been wanting, or will great aunt Helen bring more socks? Listen in to this week's episode to find out, beardos!Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEA Gift You Didn't Expect: Epic Chase by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: KIQZSI3WRYGTEUE7 Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    "Dating" Apps

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 5, 2023 92:57


    Prime your shower shots and give yourselves a whore bath, Beardos. This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all about the apps and even old school dating sites. So search Craigslist for M4M and hope it's not a murderer as we talk all things gay hookup...Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEIndoctriDate: Lost In Memory by Kite FlightLicense code: KIHMMZVGHOAH4WQU Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Jay Gets High

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2023 74:11


    Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEBig Deborah's: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Two Beards and a Baby

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2023 84:49


    This week, we're most thankful for YOU, our beardos! So tune in and listen to us get sappy about our appreciation for the listeners who make this podcast possible.Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEThank You, Listeners: Miami 1987 by Hey PlutoLicense code: 9VOLBTKR5DX6S4LV Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Beards & Sundries: An Incomplete History

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2023 83:23


    You asked we (sort of) delivered, beardos! In this episode we talk about how we all met and became the podcast hosts we are today. Get ready to hear all about our pasts as we ruminate on how we all met.victorthegoodboss @ https://www.instagram.com/victorthegoodboss/Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEAnthony's Cry Box: When We Get There by All Good FolksLicense code: JKM5H2NCV2ICIIUHClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    (Two) Beards & Sundries

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 5, 2023 89:53


    Okay beardos... it's thankful month and we're kicking off with (little) things we're most thankful for. So, be like Blink 182 and think of all the small things, while we ruminate on the tiny pleasures of life.Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGECarpenter Ant Diet: When We Get There by All Good FolksLicense code: JKM5H2NCV2ICIIUHClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Beards & Sundries: Murder Noir

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 29, 2023 82:08


    Listen up gumshoes... we have a killer on the lose and only Detective Assplunder and Dr. Annal Beeds can find him and stop his murder spree. Join us this week for a very special Halloween episode of Beards & Sundries!The Fall of the House of Usher @ https://www.netflix.com/title/81414665Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEBeards & Sundries Presents: Halloween Slays: The Mancini Mystery by Jonny Boyle & The Rose Jaguar by Aaron PaulLicense Codes: SHLDSNWAV74EMT88 & GSSVT8LPOPWQOZSQ  1930's Dictionary: Marameow Swing by Giulio FazioLicense code: DNO0DV9YILZU77BQ Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    A Locket Full of Jay

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2023 70:48


    Don your black veils and fake tears, beardos, because today we're merching the caskets. Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk all about death in this episode. From their preferred methods of expiration to their most off the wall funeral ideas, this episode brings some levity to a heavy subject.geodesaurus @ https://www.tiktok.com/@geodesaurus?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEWacky Tacky Funeral Home: Caravan by Arend and Marching Band by Giulio FazioLicense codes: BC7TOHZBT8PVCWWA  &  MIBLNEMDK3G3J36Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    The Mothman's Juicy Ass

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 15, 2023 97:31


    Break out the EMF readers and blurry cameras, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk about some of their favorite "true" horror stories and myths. From Mothman to Slenderman, we dive into the spookiest aisle in the market.Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGESpooky Hunters; Bridges Ghosts: Reset by Aylex License code: BUVGYYN2PJFQJD56Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Halloween 69: Michael Does His Taxes

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2023 77:06


    The night falls quickly upon us, beardos, so gather round the Bota Box in aisle four and prepare to be truly frightened as we spin horrible tales of real problems we face in adulthood. From tR*mpism to hemorrhoids, we discuss the terrifying ordeal of existing in modern times.Fulllight Tech @ fulllighttech.topEpisode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Stop. Drop. And Slob That Knob

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 1, 2023 75:44


    Watch your step, beardos, because this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony dive headfirst into a pit of quicksand as we discuss all of the problems we imagined having as adults. From spontaneous combustion to permanent records, we're stocking out every unbased childhood fear we prepared for so eagerly in our youth.That's Spooky Podcast @ http://thatsspooky.com/Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGERonco Quicksand Escape Boots: Charming Day by Albert BeharLicense code: WSYNQGXPITZVOKRAClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    The Crispiest Hair of All

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2023 76:27


    Spike your hair and login to your AOL accounts, beardos. This week we plunder the aisles of memories as Joe, Jay, and Anthony recall the highlights of their high school and college years. From crispy hair to awkward sexual experiences, we cover all the highlights of blossoming into the fat gays we are today.Christopher Ryan Stamey @ https://www.tiktok.com/@w8ing4guffmanEpisode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGENY Hair: Check It Out by MountaineerLicense code: 3KL21KDTNKB05IOLClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Irritated Gay Men (With Beards)

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2023 71:58


    Grab your gears tight and get ready to grind them beardos. This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony dig into the complaints box only to find all their own pet peeves! From bad drivers to bad manners, is there anything that doesn't irritate our hosts? Listen in to find out!I've Had It Podcast @ https://ivehaditpodcast.com/Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEFriendly Automotive Gang: A Little Nonsense by Jonny BoyleLicense code: WNYFS9HZHJDUT5QWClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    I'm an Asparagus Rising

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 10, 2023 65:21


    Look up to the stars, preferably skyclad, beardos! This week, we solve the mysteries of the universe using the tried and true divination method of astrology. Find out our hosts' star signs and what they think about horoscopes as we plunder the occult section of the market this week.Tom Taylor Studios @ https://www.tomtaylorstudios.com/Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEIma Conmann: Thought Patterns by Aaron Paul Low License code: SUFPVROLYMXKWQHZClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Gaston, From The Little Mermaid

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 3, 2023 83:17


    Grab you Nesquik, Fruit Loops, and favorite action figure, beardos! This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony are deep diving some of their favorite classic cartoons. So gather round the boob tube and settle in, as we talk everything from Captain Planet to Recess.Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEBeards & Sundries Saturday Morning Cartoon Cavalcade: License code: SUFPVROLYMXKWQHZClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Ads? Ew.

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 27, 2023 72:37


    Are you a millennial? Does it give you some sick pleasure to MURDER innocent industries?? Well beardos, grab your axes and gather round the breakroom while Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk about all the things our generation has rendered obsolete.Jaboody Dubs @ https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZ30YNIcUWuSz8eVJZtLEjwEpisode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEGayble TV +: Winters Tale by Robert GabaldaLicense code: SUFPVROLYMXKWQHZClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Homo Renovation

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 20, 2023 74:08


    Whip out those power tools and get to work, beardos! This week Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss home ownership, improvement, and the reality TV shows about both (and ways to turn them into drinking games). So, head on over to home goods and grab that Adirondack chair you've always wanted while we ruminate over all things domestic.Toadberg.com @ Toadberg.comEpisode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEHookup Hunters:  It Starts With Teamwork by Sky Toes License code: 1QSUNB58JWWOK3IIClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Truck Nuts, Lifted Struts, Flat Butts

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 13, 2023 82:14


    Break out the truck nuts, Natty Lite, and fart jokes, beardos... this week Jay, Joe, and Anthony are talking all about toxic masculinity. From making motorcycles your personality to lifting your truck so high you need an oxygen tank, we cover the gamut. Facebookcomments @ https://www.tiktok.com/@facebookcommentsEpisode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEMan-kerchief: No Pain No Gain by QubeLicense code: JYVOZPZRCCAY4UFP Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    The Funny Thing About the JFK Assassination

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2023 76:53


    Get out your foil hats, beardos, because this week Jay, Joe, and Anthony are diving into the world of conspiracy theories. So gather round the grassy knoll and join in on this weeks very conspicuous lunch break!Serial Podcast @ https://serialpodcast.org/Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGERonco Moon Projector: Suburban Honeymoon by Christian Larssen & Conspiracy Theories by Aaron Paul LowLicense code: DNITTL5VJJIHMGVM & PWAHUXS1QMCEJ3IR  Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Buzzfeed Psychiatry: AKA Millennial Therapy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 30, 2023 99:44


    Have a seat on the couch and tell us all about what's on your mind, beardos... this week Joe, Jay, and Anthony tackle their own struggles with mental health. We even take a Buzzfeed quiz to find out just how messed up we are. So grab your meds and listen to us chat about some funny (and some not so funny) things we've experienced in the wide world of psychiatry, therapy, and trauma.Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEDignity XL: Lazer Beam by MatrikaLicense code: IBMH6NFBUJDXHUV2Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Poor Rio Gets C*ck-Blocked at the Fair

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2023 89:32


    Get ready to head straight to the pharmacy for some Xanax, beardos! This week, Joe, Jay, and Anthony are bringing you every irrational fear they could find in the back of the market... and there were a lot. Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEShanee's Ragtime Saloon & Player Piano Museum: License code: Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    We're Here, We're Queer, and It's Been a YEAR!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 16, 2023 73:01


    It's the one year anniversary of the opening of the Beards & Sundries Market! So gather round at aisle four, beardos, as Joe, Jay, and Anthony reminisce about all the ups and downs of the previous 365 days.Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEBeards & Sundries Sponsor Extravaganza Album: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    B*tch, You're at Chili's

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 9, 2023 76:25


    Welcome back to season three, beardos! Boy, did we start with a doozy... grab your lawn darts and that one shoe you found walking uphill to school in the snow (both ways) and gather round while Joe, Jay, and Anthony discuss perhaps the most notorious generation of our time, Boomers.Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/The Righteous Gemstones @ https://www.hbo.com/the-righteous-gemstonesLet me Google that for you @ https://letmegooglethat.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEBoomer OS: Good Thing by SoundrollLicense code: 01BALQOQBTBE8MBHClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Gay Wrath

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2023 69:42


    It's the season finale, beardos, and frankly... we're angry. Joe, Jay, and Anthony talk about Pride, Juneteenth, American Nationalism, and all the things that are on our minds as we wrap up the second season as well as Pride month.Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/It Could Happen Here Podcast @ https://www.moment.co/ichhAmerican History Tellers Podcast @ https://wondery.com/shows/american-history-tellers/Greenwood Rising @ https://www.greenwoodrising.org/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEStraight Pride: No Wonder by West Valley ShakersLicense code: C3QE50SQS3TOEVPDClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Whackin' Balls With Gomez Addams

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2023 66:50


    Callin all you daddies out there! You're special to us and you deserve your own special episode! So this week's podcast dedicated solely to you.Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/The Queer Collective @ https://queercollectivegifts.com/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEDaddy's Day Sale: Clarity by ZooLicense code: 3LY2BJGJTRTJAYIIClosing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

    Cars... Too.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 11, 2023 71:24


    Refasten those seatbelts, beardos, and grab a pine scented air freshener, because this episode Joe, Jay, and Anthony are continuing their conversation around cars. From electric cars to the all new Chadvrolet Straight Arrow: Ben Shapiro Edition... we'll cover all your automotive needs!Episode artwork by Aaron Choi @ https://theaaronchoi.com/MotorWeek @ https://motorweek.org/Opening Theme: Bandero by Noah SmithLicense code: O6VTYHIBMCB1DGGEChadVrolet Take 2:  Wild West Blues by Mark July, Backseat Driver by Doug Organ, and Habanera - Bizet (Hip-Hop Remix) by All Good Folks License code: KWSUFWO5CNSXKRZY, KJWG7IWL8NASF65E, Z8M01IYYPRZRF0T2Closing Theme: Happy Feels by All Good FolksLicense code: OC4AHE7KSNMDLCBP

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