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Cinema Guano, the movie podcast where all the films are bat poop crazy.

Gregory Pizzino


    • Feb 20, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 1h 21m AVG DURATION
    • 43 EPISODES


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    Life form, yes. Intelligent, no

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 20, 2023 86:40


    Surprise! We're back! A little of what's being going on (you'll hear more in the episode). Over the summer, one of our beloved meowscots, Memphis passed away after a prolonged stint in the hospital and it really hit me. Hard. It's been difficult to do much creatively and most of my creative energy has gone towards projects with Neighborhood Theater Group when I have it. I honestly wasn't sure about continuing with the show at all but, thankfully, my lovely partner and co-host, Crysta convinced me to keep going. So here it is, this month's episode where we screen 1984's Voyage of the Rock Aliens!

    Season 3, Episode 5: #TimeTwins

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 110:28


     We're back! After bouts with covid, extended food poisoning and (post recording) a car wreck that totaled Crysta's vehicle, we're finally able to release some new material. This week, we screen one of Greg's favorite 80's throwbacks, "Biggles Adventures in Time" (1986).As an additional note, Crysta and Greg both had one act plays accepted for the upcoming "Bug Pit Summer Play Festival" August 4th - 9th! Look for more details coming soon. 

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    Season 3, Episode 4: Born in the Gutter, End Up in the Port

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 6, 2022 83:10


    In this week's date night episode, we screen City of Lost Children (1995) and name check Pushing Up Roses multiple times (janky Dorito eyes)! We really need her to do a tie in review of the video game adaptation of this one. 

    Season 3, Episode 3: Christmas Special!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2021 88:36


    Happy Holidays! This year we screen the 1996 made for TV movie The Munsters Scary Little Christmas with special guests Kay Gray and Aaron Isett! Its sure to be creepy holiday fun (in more ways than one, trust us). 

    Season 3, Episode 2: Big Klown Energy

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 102:35


    This week, we screen the cult classic, Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988) with special guests, Neighborhood Theater Group stage manager Dawn Petersonk and ensemble member Maegan Murphy in the most fun episode we've recorded in ages!

    Season 3, Episode 1: Getting Your Money's Worth

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 12, 2021 47:57


    Season 3 finds us divided on 2018's Book of Monsters with returning guests, Kay Gray and Aaron Isett!

    Season 2, Episode 12: You Are Officially On Staff

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 8, 2021 89:46


    In the season 2 finale, we screen the 2021 Nicholas Cage vehicle, Willy's Wonderland with live human guests Josh Hamilton and Adam Sommerfield and many visits from meowscot Tully (she's responsible for any "boing" sounds you may hear this episode). 

    Season 2, Episode 11: Transitions

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 7, 2021 110:24


     We're back! This week, we're screening 2020's "Ten Minutes to Midnight." You can watch the film for free on Tubi! Watch Ten Minutes to Midnight (2021) - Free Movies | Tubi (tubitv.com)

    Season 2, Episode 10: It Only Gets Big When You Need It

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2021 112:01


    This week we screen 2007's "Big Man Japan" and have an intense discussion about Japanese comedy! You can watch the film free on Tubi. Watch Big Man Japan (2009) - Free Movies | Tubi (tubitv.com)

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    Season 2, Episode 8: The Short Film Special

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 118:16


    This week we're talking short films with Un Chien Andalou (1929) and The Sheol Express (2011).

    Season 2, Episode 7: Did I Miss the Kumbaya Circle?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 30, 2021 120:09


    New year, new episode! We're screening 2015's "The Final Girls," possibly the first film Greg has ACTIVELY endorsed on the show!

    Season 2 Episode 7: We Help Each Other

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2020 107:03


    This week we close out 2020 in the only way we can, with the zombie Christmas musical Anna and the Apocalypse!

    Season 2, Episode 6: In a World Where Man Serves Ant

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2020 110:34


    This week, we screen 1974's "Phase IV," the one and only directing credit of graphic design legend Saul Bass.

    Season 2, Episode 5: HAGRID NOOOOOO!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2020 130:31


    This week, we watch Krull (1983) with special guest, Adam Somerfield! A note on the episode, we tried recording a guest long distance for the first time via Discord and Craig and, while we picked Adam up just fine, there were some issues with the audio that was picked up on our end, leaving Crysta's audio clipped and cut off in some areas. We've done the best we can in post-production but it's far from our usual audio quality. We appologize and will continue to do our best to bring you top quality audio production in the future. Now, please enjoy the majesty of Krull.

    Season 2 Episode 4: This Is My Gnome-stick!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2020 65:57


    Quarantine episodes continue with the long anticipated Turbo Kid! Will it be everything we've heard? (Hint, probably not so much).

    Season 2, Episode 3: Where's That Beard At?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2020 91:51


    This week, we screen 2017's "Dave Made A Maze" in our shelter in place episode. We hope that everyone is doing well right now and look forward to getting having guest hosts again asap. In the meantime, you can watch "Dave Made a Maze" for free on TubiTv! https://tubitv.com/movies/518530/dave_made_a_maze

    Season 2 Episode 2: I'm Not Your Master, You're My Wife

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2020 80:16


    Hope everyone's surviving their their quantines. This (pre-recorded) week, we screen Transylvania 6-5000 with special guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett!

    Season 2 - Episode 1: PUT THE MASK ON NOW

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 14, 2020 81:48


    Season two starts with the 1961 Canadian horror film, The Mask!

    Episode 25: From The Land of the Original Santa Claus

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 25, 2019 75:01


    In this week's date night episode, we screen "Rare Exports: A Cristmas Tale" (2010), the final episode of Cinema Guano season 1!.

    Episode 24: I Was Kind of Surprised by the Lack of Cannibalism

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 21, 2019 104:31


    Episode 24 is live! This week, we screen Happiness of the Katakuris (2001) with special guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett!

    Episode 23: A Five Year Old on Pixie Sticks

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2019 119:42


    This week we screen House II: The Second Story (1987) with special guests Maegan Murphy and Aaron Dean!

    Episode 22: Time For a Little Robot Chauvinism

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2019 69:32


    This week we screen Starcrash (1978) with special guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett.

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    Episode 21: Are You Eating It, Or Is It Eating You?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2019 49:00


    Part II of The Stuff featuring special guests Josh Hamilton and Aaron Dean.

    Episode 20: Enough is Never Enough

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 66:12


    In our first two part episode, we screen The Stuff (1985) with special guests Aaron Dean and Josh Hamilton

    Episode 19: In The Heart, In The Heart

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2019 77:47


    This week, we watch the final film from Vestron Pictures "Sundown: The Vampire In Retreat" featuring newly married guests, Kim Gray and Aaron Isett! Unfortunately we had a little audio difficult this week so please, forgive our rough cut episode!

    Episode 17: It's a Real Zoom

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2019 92:15


    This week, we screen Viscious Lips (1986) with special guests, Jae Feathers and Kylista Geiger! We appologize for any rattling you may hear in the background. We're testing out a new recording space antd accidentally picked up the windstorm outside (except when it's meowscot Tully's catbut. That's 100% her). Enjoy!

    Episode 17: Loc-Nar, Taarna, and a Massive Amount of Plutonian Nyborg

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2019 63:05


    This week, we welcome first time guest, Daniel Ghastin and screen 1981's "Heavy Metal."

    Episode 16: Oh no!

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 17, 2019 61:39


    This week, Crysta and Greg screen the 2009 animated film, "A Town Called Panic."

    Episode 15: I've Just Come To Tell You How Fabulous I Am

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2019 65:35


    This week, we screen Shock Treatment, the "sequel" to The Rocky Horror Picture Show with guests, Kim Gray and Aaron Isett

    Episode 14: At the Whim of Fate

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2019 70:58


    This week, Kim Gray, Aaron Isett and your hosts let fate choose our film. She does not disappoint.

    Episode 13: Things Have Come To Pass

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2019 69:54


    This week, alongside our guests Steven Jones and Tim Park, we screen Iron Sky (2012) whose sequel, Iron Sky: The Coming Race premiers this month!

    Episode 12: Sleep Dirt

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2019 65:01


    This week, your hosts along with guests Aaron Isett and Jeremy Rahn watch the six episode serial film Stingray Sam (2009).

    Episode 11: Ho-ho-holiday Special (It's a visual pun, I'm sorry)

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2018 52:41


    Happy holidays, everyone! This week, we dive deep into 1985's "He-Man and She-Ra: A Christmas Special."

    Episode 10: Shatner Doesn't Fight The Goat!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2018 85:47


    This week we screen Incubus (1966) with special guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett!

    Episode 9: Doozy of a Day

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2018 73:44


    This week, we screen Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010) with special guests Josh Hamilton and Adam Somerfield.

    Episode 8: Banned in Britain!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2018 69:10


    This week, we watch the BBC film "Ghotswatch" (1992) with guests Kim Gray and Aaron Isett, a film that was unofficially banned in Britain after its initial screening cause mass panic on Halloween night!

    Episode 7: #TeamHammerGuy

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 17, 2018 61:34


    We screen "The Good, The Bad, The Weird," (2009) with special guests Aaron Isett and Steven Jones.

    Episode 6: Things You See in a Graveyard

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2018 63:08


    This week, we screen Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008) with guests Kristin Anne Danko and Aaron Dean.

    Episode 5: Date Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2018 54:06


    Crysta and Greg watch 2014's "Frank" in our first date night episode.

    Episode Four: Salutations From The Other Side

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 23, 2018 71:23


    We screen the 1974 Brian De Palma film, "Phantom of the Paradise" with special guests Tom Hett and Kim Gray.

    Episode Three

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2018 61:51


    This week, we talk Escape From Tomorrow (2013) with guests Aaron Dean and Eric Hohnke!

    Episode Two: #Teamsheepfetus

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2018 46:34


    We watch Black Sheep (2007) with guest hosts Kim Gray and Jeremy Rahn!

    Episode One

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2018 74:01


    We watch Hausu (1977) with guests, authors Kim Gray and Aaron Isett.

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