Crappy Hollywood Reboots

Welcome back to CHR!In this episode, we revisit a divided franchise for us while exploring 1993’s Look Who’s Talking Now, which may be upsetting some folks, but not for the reasons you’d expect...email us! Do it! Go!crappybollywoodreboots@gmail.comalbum art by Kellie

Hey CHRleaders!After months of searching, we’ve finally found it! Our next bad movie Folks! has been seen, judged, and found wanting. It’s real bad y’all.It’s all right here!Have something to add? Email us!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comalbum art by Kellie

Drew and Zach from You're Welcome take the helm of this episode of Crappy Hollywood Reboots. Zach pitches a movie about a certain music group while Drew tackles an underrated Dreamworks gem. Hate us? Love us? Wanna get a DnD campaign started with us? Email us: Crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.cominsta: @crappyhollywoodrebootstumblr: @crappyhollywoodrebootsArt by Kellie

Hey CHRleaders!important I for regarding Return to the Blue Lagoon, next week’s crossover ep and the stream on 3/21! Take a listen!

This time the guys revive an old movie franchise/novel and then rag on Highlander 2: The Quickening, ding dang what a time! Questions? Concerns? Wanna sell us used DVDS? Email us @: Crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comInsta:@crappyhollywoodrebootsTumblr:@crappyhollywoodrebootsFacebook: @crappyhollywoodrebootsArt by Kellie

Hey CHRleaders!in this episode we discuss the possibility of a movie based off of the most famous tabletop rpg. Then we review this week’s awful movie, 1990’s Problem Child. It’s all right here!hey! Hey you! Yeah you! Email us!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comalbum art by Kellie

Welcome back CHRleaders!in this week’s ep, we discuss the cult classic Mac and Me. Y’know, that really bad movie we streamed last week? Well, we also discuss what a behind the scenes documentary on the making of that masterpiece would look like! It’s all right here!Are you also a mysterious alien creature? Email us!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comalbum art by Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!In this bizarre lil episode, your goofy boys go a little off the rails. We cover the spectacularly bad Police Academy 4 and wait in anticipation for the coming stream of Mac n’ Me. It’s all right here!Want to coax us into a death match? Email us at:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comalbum art by Kellie

Welcome back!In this ep, we discuss the possibility of yet another video game movie while reviewing the travesty that is Jaws 4: The Revenge. It’s all right here!Email us! You know you want to!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comalbum art by Kellie

Welcome to season 3 of CHR!In this ep, we talk about a frightening, yet nostalgic, movie from childhood and the awful flick of the week, “Staying Alive,” the sequel to “Saturday Night Fever.” It’s all right here!Suggestions? Concerns? Email us!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

The dead speak! After the longest hiatus known to humankind, we’ve triumphantly returned to bring you the latest bad pitches for movies that just might happen. In this preseason bonus, we announce a new addition to this season of CHR and tackle our problems (or lack thereof) with the latest entry to the Star Wars Franchise. It’s all right here!Disagree with our critiques? Let us know!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

This week on CHR the boys are tasked with turning beloved theme park rides into original movies. First, a rather boring ride conceptually gets turned into a pretty by the numbers film and then a more exciting ride's comic book story gets an adaptation. Strap in, and keep both hands inside the ride at all times... this episode will get dangerous. Hate us? Love us? Then why don't you marry us if you love us so much...Emailing us will do though. Email: Crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comFollow us on Instagram, Facebook, and tumblr: @crappyhollywoodrebootsArt: Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!In this episode, we discuss the eventual sequel to the upcoming Mario movie before pitching the revival of a beloved children's book. We also briefly go into the Jumji trailer! It's all right here!Like us? Love us? Want more of us? Let us know!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

Sorry for the long wait! In this episode we speculate about the future of a seemingly ruined franchise, and then adapt one of the worst episodes of a beloved anthology series. Strap in. Love us? Hate us? Wanna tell us?Email us @ crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comFollow us on Instagram, Tumblr, and Facebook: @crappyhollywoodrebootsArt by: Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!We have a special guest this episode! Our Social Media guru, Kellie, is debuting her on pitch as well! First, we have another live-action Disney reboot, followed by a prediction of an already-announced sequel to a 90s classic, before finally delving into a remake of a groundbreaking kids show! It's all right here!Picking up what we're laying down? Email us!crappyholywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!In this episode, we discuss potential ways of contributing fresh new heroes to the crumbling DCEU. After that, we reboot a childhood classic, with predictably bland results. We also take a stroll down Disney's upcoming reboots and despair at the sheer amount of them. Hope you enjoy!Want to let us know how we're doing? Email us!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

In which Trace weighs in on Sonic movie trailer conspiracy theories and what he thought of Detective PikachuComments? Wanna adopt us? Hate our stinking guts?Email us at crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comFollow us on Instagram: @crappyhollywoodrebootsArt by Kellie

Welcome back to a very special episode of CHR...This week, we review the long awaited Sonic the Hedgehog trailer! Grab your popcorn, pull up the trailer in your favorite browser, and watch along as we tear this thing to shreds! Buckle up, this is going to be a long one!Desperate for us to stop? Email us!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!This week on Crappy Hollywood Reboots, we discuss the potential of musicals turning into movies. First, we discuss an old Shavian classic, which has already had a silver screen adaptation. Second, we break new ground, proposing a musical which has not yet found a home in Hollywood, but may soon will. Plus, we prepare for our DtDVD coming soon! Enjoy!Wish for our imminent demise? Let us know!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!This week, we discuss the new crop of toyline movies hitting theaters and the definite possibility for a certain novelty desk toy to get its own movie. Then, we talk about the ten year-shelf life of horror movies and what the Chucky reboot means to other franchises. It's all right here at CHR!Tell us what you think! Email us atcrappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!This episode, we discuss what Disney can do to avoid "reboot fatigue" and how switching it up might keep audiences on board. Then, we discuss bringing to life a thoughtful and critically acclaimed game. It's all here! Enjoy!Want us to know how much you enjoy/don't enjoy our program? Email us directly!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

Welcome back to a special episode of CHR!In this episode, we delve into two vaguely familiar sources. The first is a contemporary sequel to an 80s masterpiece, while the latter is another reboot of a frequently failed enterprise. All this, the celebration of a recent holiday, and more on CHR! EnjoyComplaints? Send 'em right to us!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!In this episode, we tackle some more nostalgia! First, we travel back to the Scholastic Book Fairs of yesterday to reboot a fantasy comic series. Then, we fire up the old game console from your Saturday mornings to bring to life a beloved game of friendship. It's all here! We hope you enjoy!Also, if you have ideas for reboots, posters, or just general complaints, let us know!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

Welcome back to CHR! No, we're not dead, just really tired!Thanks for staying with us during our scattered schedule! This week will be a treat... We picked each other's movies to reboot on the podcast! Yes, we'll be announcing, researching, writing, and casting our reboots for you all to enjoy! Get ready!Want to write an email to someone? Write to us!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!In this episode we answer the theme of the most unrebootable movie! First, we reboot a groundbreaking film classic, adding some new actors to the mix. Then, we discuss adapting cinematic history, bringing the 1940s into the 21st century. Important notice! We will be taking a weeklong hiatus for Spring Break! But not to worry! Upon our return, we'll have something special planned...Thanks for tuning in!Thoughts? Theories? Th...ings to say? Email us!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

Movie Trailers, am I right?! We discuss movie trailers, and how they can be a hindrance to movie going! Oh boy, get ready. Questions? Sick and need some advice? Have something really exciting to tell us? Email us: Crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comFollow us on instagram: @crappyhollywoodrebootsArt by: Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!In this episode, we revisit some of our favorite cult classic movies. Firstly, we reboot an 80's time traveling piece that doubles as a great talking point about actors who aren't given enough opportunities and then we tackle a Stanley Kubrick masterpiece that well... doesn't need to be rebooted. Wanna tell us how we are doing? Wanna proclaim your love to us? Wanna send a voice memo of you screaming for 5 minutes straight? Email us!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comand be sure to follow us at instagram where Kellie posts some wacky stuff about upcoming releases @crappyhollywoodrebootsAlbum art by Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!In this episode, we discuss our childhood. Well, we discuss childhood-related crappy Hollywood reboots! First up is a beloved cartoon strip which has, until now, escaped the clutches of the Hollywood reboot machine. Afterwards, we discuss a toyline which is not as dead as you'd expect, and its Hollywood adaptation which might still happen...Have ideas for things? Hate our guts? Need to tell your conspiracy to someone but afraid the government will find you if you tell the local news? Email us!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

Welcome back to a special episode of CHR!In this episode, Trace has fallen deathly ill, so it's down to Casey to solo the reboot report! Therefore, in this episode, we dissect the superhero genre and follow its changes in tone before reporting on upcoming crappy installments!Hope you enjoy!Questions? Comments? Concerns? Let us know!crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!In this episode, we discuss the potential of a live action/animated big screen adaptation of a highly divisive television series. Following that, we return to David Cronenburg's vault of horror to revive a long-forgotten franchise. As always, we also delve into the news for new reboots, examining some of the weirder garbage 2019 will have to offer!Want to send fan mail? Death threats? Long, complicated lines of computer code? Well then, email us at:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comArtwork by Kellie

Season 2 has officially begun!Welcome back, CHRleaders! In this, our first episode of season two, we hit the ground running. We first discuss a historical revision of sorts with a Hollywood cashgrab at niche internet culture. After that, we follow up every edgy film student's favorite movie with a surprisingly meh, completely canon sequel. Hope you enjoy! We're excited to return refreshed and ready for reboots!Questions? Comments? Concerns? Emotional outbursts? Email us at: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art by Kellie

In the final episode of the season we talk about what makes a reboot good, and what makes a reboot bad. Grab some popcorn, and relax while we solve the ultimate question.Email Us: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com Instagram: @crappyhollywoodrebootsCover Art by Kellie

In this weeks episode we are tasked with rebooting each other's past reboots. Buckle up, cause we go way back to the beginning of CHR's origins. We tackle a sci-fi franchise and what it could turn into way in the future. Then, we reboot a video game that we created, but with a little twist. Enjoy! Email Us: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comInstagram: @crappyhollywoodrebootsCover Art by Kellie

In a special holiday themed episode, this week we take on a beloved stop motion classic, as well as, a new take on a holiday cult classic. We also discuss some newly announced hollywood reboots that feature a few childhood favorites. Email us: crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comInstagram: @crappyhollywoodrebootsCover art by Kellie

Enjoy this unadulterated, minimally edited episode of CHR where the guys tackle a "classic" Disney holiday tale, and then talk about another sequel to a live action movie involving murder, pop stars, and body odor?????????? Follow us on instagram: @crappyhollywoodrebootsEmail us: Crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comCover art by Kellie

No new episode this week, but a brand spanking new show we would like to introduce. Every month we will take turns hosting CHR Recommends proving that we do enjoy other things besides movies. Follow us on instagram: @crappyhollywoodrebootsEmail us:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comCover Art by Kellie

Welcome Back to CHR!In this episode, we tackle two classics. In the first, we return to a Hollywood titan, posing theories regarding its new round of remakes and rebooting one of its darker classics. In the second, we tread on sacred ground, rehashing a groundbreaking fantasy film beloved by many. Hope you enjoy!Questions? Want to keep up with the latest or communicate your concerns? Follow us on Instagram or email us at crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comCover art by Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!In this episode, we discuss the promised reboots of beloved Nintendo franchises and what that could mean to its other popular games. After that, we discuss a sequel to a childhood classic that recently received a Broadway adaptation.Questions, Comments, Concerns? Email us at crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com or follow us on Instagram!Album art by Kellie

Welcome to the second episode in our bonus Direct to DVD series!We're gonna be honest with you. We need to talk. It's about Shrek. We think they may have gone a little too ogre-board this time, even for us here at Crappy Hollywood Reboots. In this one, we discuss the infamous Shrek remake set to come out soon. Yep, the reboots start coming and they don't stop coming...Hope you enjoy!Disagree? Excited to see Shrek again on the silver screen? Email us at crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.com or follow us on Instagram @crappyhollywoodreboots! Let us know what you think!Album art by Kellie

Welcome Back to CHR! We apologize for the late upload!In this episode, we revive two beloved children's movies. The first is a recent animated franchise which hasn't received its third installment, while the latter is a long-awaited sequel to a spooky nostalgic classic. We've accidentally given you a second Halloween episode, so I hope you have some candy left over!Special shoutout to the Hellraiser team! That cricket scene just does not make sense.Hope you enjoy!Email us at:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art made by Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!In this episode, we cover two especially bad movie remake genres. In the first, we stage a battle of the bands with the devil himself! After that, we delve into a reboot of an often-revived, animated classic, by finally bringing it to the big screen!Hope you enjoy!Email us at:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art made by Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!This is our spooky Halloween episode! Here we discuss some spoopy ideas for movies including a long-awaited third to an 80s creature movie. After that, we toss out ideas for a remake of a popular entertainment series that needs to come back from the dead.We apologize for the late upload! And shoutout to Brendan Fraser! Have a safe and spooky Halloween everyone!Email us at:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art made by Kellie

Welcome back!In this episode we talk about a classic body horror movie that needs no rebirth (it's still too good for an update). Afterwards, we discuss a series consisting of 80s comics, animated television shows, and a single bad movie that may actually deserve an update, not matter how bad it's going to be. Finally, we end with a discussion of the world's first direct-to-streaming movie, AKA the world's first clickbait movie. Grab your popcorn, it's a long episode!Shoutout to Thomas Haden Church. Come be on the show! Tell us where you've been! You okay?Fun Fact - Imagines is the plural form of Imago (the final stage of a, usually winged, insect's metamorphosis). The more you know!Email us at:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art made by Kellie

Welcome back to CHR!In this episode we posit a reboot to a classic children's book (following a failed 2003 attempt). After that we discuss the possibility of concluding a long-forgotten 90s franchise, complete with constant 90s references to frosted tips, jean jackets, and CD players. Thanks for listening!If you have any comments, fan art, or emotional outbursts you'd like to share, email us at:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art made by Kellie

Welcome to our first Direct to DVD, complete with special intro by Trace!In these special bonus episodes, we'll come up with a Crappy Hollywood Reboot on the show, researching the topic, casting the actors, and writing the plot during the episode! These episodes will be much more discussion-based than our main episodes, and they'll come out on every fifth Tuesday! Stay tuned!Also, due to unfortunate circumstances in the recording process, the episode cuts a little short. We apologize for the abrupt conclusion. Perhaps we will cover the missed material in a future episode! Thank you for listening!Email us at:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art made by Kellie

Welcome to the first themed episode!Every five weeks, we're going to have a themed week, in which our reboots have to conform to a preset theme. This week, our theme is Board Games! And so, in this episode, we discuss a movie reboot of a recently popular, cooperative game. After that, we explore the recreation of an older classic!Stay tuned, as every fifth episode, we will also release a bonus episode the following Tuesday, in a segment we call "Direct to DVDs!" In these, we will write a Crappy Hollywood Reboot on the show, going through the process of research, casting, and writing the story! Don't miss it!Email us at:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art made by Kellie

Welcome back listeners!In this episode, we tackle one of the giants in the entertainment industry, Disney, and imagine a live-action reboot of a childhood oldie. After that, we soft reboot a recent sci-fi franchise, but with more empowerment. At least, as much as two goofy white guys can add.Be sure to tune in to our next episode when we kick off our themed weeks! Don't miss it!Email us at:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art made by Kellie

Episode 3!In this episode, we discuss the sequel no one wanted for the world's worst feature-length product placement! Then, we put forth our idea for a movie-length commercial for a video game beloved by YouTubers and conventions everywhere.Apologies to Rob McElhenney for not even coming close on your last name.Apologies to Danny DeVito for not casting you as every character.Email us at:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art made by Kellie

Welcome to the 2nd episode!For this episode, we discuss the possibility of a long-awaited reboot of a campy 1980s sci-fi classic, complete with a crazy-complicated plot. Then, we share our take on a sequel to a Coen Brothers classic, taking the Dude on the road!Prepare yourself, it's a long one!Email us at:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art made by Kellie

Welcome to the Pilot episode!For this episode, the first of many crappy reboots to come, we discuss the possibility of a movie inspired by a certain popular video game series. Following that, we share what a John Carpenter reboot would look like.Shoutout to Dwayne the Rock Johnson and John Carpenter (who are definitely tuning in and are eagerly waiting to appear on the show, we swear).Email us at:crappyhollywoodreboots@gmail.comAlbum art made by Kellie