Den of Debauchery Podcast

This entire episode is just describing what a piece of garbage Yale is. He is a lazy, selfish, thoughtless, gross, irredeemable sack of sh#t. Keep getting us more subscribers.

An old friend of Yale's joins the podcast to tell embarrassing stories. She also auditions her porn voice for the den. She has multiple podcasts of her own. Check her podcast My Life is a Joke, out on Spotify and her new podcast on Stereo Creator.

Derek and Yale celebrate episode number 50 by going through all the comments from our fans that they had issues with. We discuss a pedophile priest in Findlay, a racist group of nerds, many other fun topics.

Yale explains to chase how he will make him become the number one rapper of all time. We spend the rest of the episode spitting straight fire, and telling messed up stories. An excellent episode share with your friends

Welcome to the podcast Chase. An old army buddy of Yale's, Chase is a rapper with his own youtube channel, Chase Goodman. Please subscribe to his channel. He is an actual good white rapper, we swear. Also, look forward to some collaborations.

This Episode is dedicated in spiteful memory to some very special friends we have recently lost. We miss them dearly. Be sure to catch the tribute video at the end of the podcast. We also discuss the need to #cancelyale. We propose starting a kid vs. dog fighting ring, which will be sponsored by notable pedophiles and dog fighting activists.

Waterboarding women. Wet sandwiches, sending nudes to your own father. Our worst and yet somehow best episode. Our friends abandoned us. We got drunk. it's a nightmare.

We announce a brand new giveaway. Be sure to like, share, comment and subscribe to enter the giveaway contest. Yale keeps trying to sell his possessions. We break down a video of a white trash couple screaming at each other. You have now stopped reading, because you do not care. Well I don't care about you either you sack of sh*t.

We show you Yale's interaction with our number one fan and we break down exactly what happened. We talk a little shit. We acknowledge out own shortcomings. And we yell at each other. Also, Yale chugs wine straight from the bottle. Don't forget #fatshameyale

Nick gets into more sh*t-talking against Derek. Mentions a young lady's car dildo (for when she's stuck in traffic). We also talk about some of the awful thing we said to each other at the roast. We talk even more about @ass-eating.

We have our friend Nick on. He tells tales of Derek being an asshole. Nick talks about going to a professional wrestling camp, where he was likely molested. The episode ends with Yale describing getting his bootyhole licked for the first time. @podcastden on twitter, debaucherydenof@gmail.com

1/2 of the gays return to attempt to bring the Den back together. There is a lot of fighting. a lot of arguing. But will there be any healing? Probably not.

Derek interviews Yale because of his new found fame. Yale talks about his upcoming projects and his new fashion style. Things come to a head towards the end of the episode. Derek and Yale have a heated argument. To be honest guys, this may be the last episode. Derek and Yale have been fighting a lot recently, and this made it worse. It is a lot of stress for something no one is paying attention to.

This is where our episode would have a description if our viewers cared about us. But you don't, do you?

We welcome our first twitter celebrity. Due to his hilarious sports videos @SirYacht has been featured on CNN articles, multiple sports websites and articles, and apparently has an onlyfans account? He has went up against Ariana Grande's fans, the BEY-hive, and somehow survived. Most importantly, he is a browns fan. Also, Yale makes our guest quite uncomfortable with his sexual advances. Check him out on Tik Tok, twitter and youtube. Get his merch at store.bigplay.com

Pinak shows us the skinny version of himself. We discuss Mormonism (dum dum dum dum) and it's benefits. Yale tells YET ANOTHER TALE of his time in the military….(yet again no one cares). We dig into Indian culture and racist. More military talk blah blah blah. We talk openly about sexism, and racism, and all the other isms. (IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT AS WHITE MEN WE FULLY SUPPORT THE PATRIARCHY AND INSTITUTIONAL RACISM UNTIL IT STOPS BENEFITING US)

We have a brand new guest. Aspiring comedian, Pinak Patel, shares some interesting stories, discusses relationships, being Indian, sex, being a gross vegetarian and has the audacity to disparage our one true savior, Donald Trump. (WE NOT STAND FOR THIS, TRUMP 2020). We share some drunk stories. Pinak tells us who his comedic heroes are. Finally, Yale reads Derek a list of possible punishments for Derek losing the debate. @Podcastden debaucherydenof@gmail.com

The greatest debate of our Generation. Meth, mullets, murder, and big pu$$ies, versus pedophiles, rape, aliens, and handjobs. No doubt about it, we have truly outdone ourselves. Strap in for the most important debate in the history of the world. After you watch the debate, let us know who you think won! There will be a poll on our facebook page's story. There will be a twitter poll, you can follow us @Podcastden. You can email debaucherydenof@gmail.com. And you can always comment on the youtube video or facebook posts. Please let us know what you thought!

We are well aware of the video issue, so shut your mouths. It is a short portion of the podcast that is messed up then it fixes itself. We start off with a naked woman trying to break into a fast food place. Then we move on to Garth Brooks forcing a poor retarded boy to sing for him in exchange for revealing the location of his dead family members. Yale educates Derek on a new show, Too Hot to Handle, which is the most terrible form of garbage television ever. Seriously, it crushed my soul. Yale and Derek give some updates on their Quarantine activities (masturbation…..lots of masturbation). Oh, and Yale and Derek pay homage to the 10 minute Podcast by attempting to sing sincerely on camera. You're welcome you animals.

First and foremost, let us address the massive elephant in the room. Something happened that affects and enrages us all and we must send out a sincere apology for this. Obviously we apologize sincerely and emphatically for Kaleb shooting vertical video. Our first video podcast is here. Derek, Yale, and special guest Kaleb talk about penises. Roast each other. It's a short one. We may be putting together shorter episodes like this moving forward so let us know what you think. We also talk about the movie we are writing. We are proud despite having no reason to do so. Kaleb tries to correct Yale but makes a complete ass out of himself. Enjoy this one and tell us your thoughts.

We open with a video of a gentleman complaining of having his penis covered in rice and corn beef. We discuss jizzing on people ( yes, again). Look if you don't know what we are about by this point, this is your fault. We talk about stand up. Derek made fake chain text messages to get laid. We talk a bit about the Corona virus and the people selling essential items for profit. We discuss the insanity of the school that doesn't allow women to say no. That and much, much more is on the episode. Also, a special guest calls in right at the end of the episode.

We feature some music from chase. His youtube page is below. Please listen and support and like and if you don't then you hate art. And we hate you. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXw1x1_z5dtvneOz4QsK4iQ We discuss paying for porn on only fans and what a terrible waste of money it is. Derek's “Shit We Hate” involves hating people that solve their own problems because he is jealous that he can't. 34 minutes and 55 seconds in, Yale tells a horror story about his own butthole, which causes Derek to have flashbacks to his unexpected butt stuff.

We analyze a woman freaking out about Jesus in Meijer or Walmart. Which store was this in? Let us know your thoughts! Yale discusses seeing a friend's penis. Also is she saying repent or remow? Anyone that wants to share how this podcast made you laugh, enraged you, or if you have suggestions for topics or videos you want us to discuss please comment or email us at debaucherydenof@gmail.com. Follow us on twitter @PodcastDen.

We dare people to to shut us down by breaking several rules of youtube. There's a double-bonus track at the end of the episode with a surprise call in from a friend of the Podcast.

We are back on our good ol' sh*t-talking bullsh*t. We read a fan letter. And discuss deaf people sex.

We are better than you. We just are. We always have been. You're lucky we take time out of our day for you. You ungrateful peasants. Listen to us talk.

Surprise motherf*ckers! We are back. Back to sh*t talking. Back to sharing stories that will turn your f*cking head. Yale shares a story of the coolest thing that happened. This is it. This is all you get for an intro. F*ck you. debaucherydenof@gmail.com Twitter: @Podcastden

Yale learns of the error of his way thinking after a visit to the Scientology center. We discuss the greatness of the good L. Ron Hubbert. We are so sorry for everything we said prior to this segment. We were wrong. Praise be unto to Tom Cruise, Mr. Miscavige and everyone connected to our wonderful, glorious community!

Our brand new guest, Devon, is here to talk some shit and share some stories. Yale and Dillon discuss paying a porn star to get a tattoo of the Den of Debauchery logo as advertisement. Daniel jumps in on a shit we hate segment. Yale and Donald learn that a Scientology Center is located right by Yale's new apartment. Yale decides he is going undercover to learn about the Scientology Center. Damien informs Yale just how out of his mind John Travolta is. David learns just how much Yale really loves synonyms and wordplay. Dante has some choice words for the new co-host of the Den of Debauchery, Kaleb. Yale talks about how much he loves adulting and finally being employed. Dalton spews some anti-deaf hate speech. He also confuses deaf and blind people somehow. Dick describes the plot of the Peanut Butter Falcon. Also, Desmond defends pedophiles.

Kaleb settles into his role as the new host, giving us some she he hates. We give inspirational speeches. Kaleb brags about how he treats fast food employees like garbage. Kaleb tells some funny stories about working with some deaf people. We discuss our new lifestyle of raising our baby together. We talk about people who are terrible at giving Eulogies. We talk some more shit about someone but I can't remember who they are…..Eric Stack or someone. Whoever that is…. Kaleb makes a very important announcement.

At 26 minutes, Kaleb describes his paternity test with his wife's black baby. Some amazingly fucked up awkwardness. Kaleb's baby very rudely interrupted us so we pick up after her selfish wailing. Kaleb considers himself a breast milk sommelier. Yale describes a superhero with jizz-related powers. Yale hates patron. Kaleb hates his ex-wives and weirdly Kirk Herbstreet? It's a fun, hate-filled episode.

While Derek's away on his honeymoon, Kaleb is filling his hole. Yes. Kaleb is filling….Derek's hole…..get it? Okay good. We kick with Kaleb offering his baby mommas chesticles to a stranger. Kaleb has a moment of genius where he realizes the best possible thing to do during the time change. We talk about Derek's wedding for a bit during the Shit We Hate segment. We learn even more about Kaleb's first wife and how the honeymoon phase was over before the honeymoon even arrived. The guys discuss the one events that led to his ex and Yale hating each other (100% her fault, obviously). Kaleb shares some more embarrassing tales of his youth. We talk some shit about Derek (of course). We attempt a new segment that we will refer to as uncomfortable jokes, in which we are read a tragic news story and have to make up a joke on the spot. We talk shit about the state of Alabama. Yale keeps playing with his soundboard like a child. Kaleb talks about married life and having a newborn. The guys unfortunately stop a bit early to take care of Kaleb's upset, screaming infant. But they will be back with another episode next week!

We have upgraded our studio. Thank you to Kevin (Last Name Unknown) and his brother for making that shitty jingle happen. Yale gives an update on his former flame. Yale reveals a clip from porn that was so funny it almost killed him. Yale talks about his dad not being able to accept when he is wrong (much like Derek). We talk about the Jeffey Epstein “suicide.” It is important to note, for any listeners at all associated with the Clinton Family that we whole-heartedly accept that he definitely did kill himself and no foul play was involved whatsoever, long live the Clintons. We talk about Trump's glorious hairdo. We ask the question, “Have we ever had a bald president?” Also, WE HAVE REACHED OUR MILESTONE! Which means the competition is happening. Prepare to watch Derek cry and crap on camera. Derek threatens to beat Yale's ass (HA….HA). Also, are Black Rhinos just covered in mud? Maybe. We go off on the shit we hate segment. Tell us some things that you hate. Yale continues to interrupt Derek with his new soundboard, while they discuss Kanye West's crazy ass. We learn Derek doesn't like Charlemagne Tha God. Now at this point in the description you have definitely stopped reading. I know that. So why am I still typing? Maybe I am just bored. Maybe I am lonely. Maybe I just keep hoping against hope that someone will notice all the work I have put in. Who am I kidding….life is an empty pit….it all means nothing. In the end we are all just hairless apes trying to convince ourselves that we are special, when in reality we are God's mistake. Or even worse, a random, unlucky occurrence by pure chance that involves no divine creator. What is the point of it all? WHAT IS THE POINT???

In the episode we have our first sponsor!!! We also read off some viewer questions and comments. Yale tells a tale of the worst hookup he had while he was in the army. (WE GET IT YALE. YOU WERE A VETERAN. STOP PULLING THAT CARD). You’re welcome Kevin. Derek promotes pregnant women drinking and smoking (I assume his mother did this which would explain a lot). Yale almost dies from a violent cough while recording. Derek shares a tales of a friend of his that was in competition with 2 other men to see who the father of the baby was. They should have been on Maury. The Den discuss the transitioning of a 7 year old. Yale recalls the time he brought a beer bottle to school as a child and Derek brought a knife. We talk about the children bustin’ nuts in their teachers’ crepes. And the only person who could figure out who did it….the DICKtective.

BJ continues the story about how awfully he treated his ex, while maintaining it was all her fault. He plays us some voicemails to try and plead his case, but honestly they just make him look worse. He also regales us with other tails of times he “slang pipe.” Yale tries to convince BJ that he needs a BBW. We all do some good ol'-fashioned fat-shaming. The gang does another game of would you rather one of which we steal from Christina P at Your Mom's House Podcast. We discuss how awful it would be to be a short man. We rename BJ Chad. Chad tells his favorite Andrew Santino joke. We talk about the first time we got pubes and Chad talks about the first time he made white. We finally reveal the truth that the only reason Derek is on the podcast is because his make-a-wish went horribly wrong. We take a looks at Chad's dating profile and ridicule him mercilessly. Finally we learn that Frankie Muniz has a creepy crush on Lizzo.

This is gonna be part one so don't throw a fit when the conversation cuts off (Looking at you Kevin, the recruiter). Our new guest “BJ” has shown up late to the podcast because he was busy violating some poor young woman. We joke about just how tiny and insignificant our podcast is. We attempt to come up with a name for our fans (we have nothing). Derek lets everyone know how jealous he is of Yale's ability to grow facial hair and also confesses he is into golden showers. BJ discusses his many failed attempts at anal (THIS SAVAGE USED THE WORST ITEM FOR LUBE EVER). We talk about the OK symbol being a white power secret code. We discuss politics like the sophisticated gentlemen we are. BJ brings his own Shit We Hate segment, in which Yale proves himself to be a master debater. Yale, yet again, discusses another woman rejecting him (We get it Yale, women don't like you…MOVE ON). BJ tries to get the Den to be on his side, but just proves himself to be a monster. Derek claims that Yale's sister did a bad touch in Derek's bathing suit area (SHE DID NOT). Anyone that wants to share how this podcast made you laugh, enraged you, or if you have suggestions for topics or videos you want us to discuss please comment or email us at debaucherydenof@gmail.com. Follow us on twitter @PodcastDen.

Tell us all of your suggestions for soundbites! What are your favorite lines from the show? So we can make a new intro. We learn that Derek is so cheap he will do anything to avoid paying full price for alcohol (to include taking advantage of a military discount which he has not earned). The guys discuss the massive improvement of the Rambo Last Blood marketing campaign (In summary: AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!). We talk about the greatness of Bill Burr. The guys discuss which women they would throw it all away for. If the listeners have anyone they would throw it all away for feel free to comment or tweet us @PodcastDen. The guys discuss the thing that calls itself Caitlyn Jenner on the Comedy Central Roast of Alec Baldwin. Derek and Yale discuss the idea of having a competition where the loser has to read a statement written by the other as punishment. Do you guys have any thoughts on what the competition could be? Comment below. Yale pleads with the woman who took his family to release them and read all of her porn parody titles to get them released. Yale shares a dirty secret of his late grandmother. The Den discusses the porn block in the UK. Yale explains how he wants his daughter to be a lesbian. Yale makes the proclamation that white woke people are like recovering alcoholics with bigotry. Derek hates anyone who rides a motorcycle (because he is jealous that he can't). Derek and Yale reveal that 90% of their personality is just quoting funnier people.

We pick up where we left off in the last episode. Tell us a joint-couple name for Jenna and Nicole. The gang starts with an important would you rather question. Then play some “never have I ever.” Kaleb talks about Yale Sliiinging some diiiickuh (Paul Rudd in Wanderlust style). The gang gets frustrated with Yale's “interruptions” in spite of his comedic genius. We talk about cheating and revenge sex. Some people share their threesome stories. Kaleb stumbles through his stories due to how drunk he is. Could we edit it to make him sound better? Yes. Did we leave it this way to exploit him? Absolutely. Yale continues to say jokes that make no one laugh but him and will not edit them out of the podcast because bothering other people makes him happier than anything else. Yale babbles drunk as well about periods. Yale makes a complete ass out of himself. We kept it all in. We were sooooo drunk. Enjoy. Anyone that wants to share how this podcast made you laugh, enraged you, or if you have suggestions for topics or videos you want us to discuss please comment or email us at debaucherydenof@gmail.com. Follow us on twitter @PodcastDen.

Episode 14 will be the first half of the party podcast. Kaleb makes his return along with the dyke-namic duo of Nicole and Jenna. You can hear just how much fun we are having and we hope you guys enjoy it as much as we did. We talk about porn and pubes for a startlingly long amount of time. Kaleb talks about his desire to put…a um….in his...you know what, just listen. We ask the question “is Yale a home-wrecking piece of shit?” And the answer may surprise you. Also, why is toe-sucking a thing? Gross. And the most interesting part of the whole podcast, Jenna met Dave…Fucking…Chappelle. Anyone that wants to share how this podcast made you laugh, enraged you, or if you have suggestions for topics or videos you want us to discuss please comment or email us at debaucherydenof@gmail.com. Follow us on twitter @PodcastDen.

Sorry for this one being late everyone, Derek is completely incapable of editing….but here it is! We read off some porn parody titles for famous movies. Shout-out to Kevin (last name anonymous) for providing us with some of those great titles. Derek and Yale play would you rather with topics including sex, animal love, lots of dicks, and of course diarrhea. The guys also discuss the firing of Shane Gillis from SNL and why cancelling people is lame. We also do another shit we hate segment that include adults taking their birthdays seriously and people that actually pay attention to zodiac signs. Enjoy this one and sorry for the delay! Anyone that wants to share how this podcast made you laugh, enraged you, or if you have suggestions for topics or videos you want us to discuss please comment or email us at debaucherydenof@gmail.com. Follow us on twitter @PodcastDen.

If you fast forward to the end Yale slaps the fuck out of Derek with a satisfying SMACK. Yale offers to buy Derek out of the Podcast. Derek believes people will actually pay him to wish them happy birthday. Yale instead offers to pay to Derek to abuse himself. They compare the times they lost their virginity (Derek got caught). The guys also discuss where they kept their porn stashes as kids (again, Derek got caught). Yale tells the tale of straight jacket. The guys do another shit we hate segment. They discuss the possibility of starting a Den of Debauchery Facebook page. What do you fans think? Should we start a Facebook page? Where did you guys lose your virginity, and what song was playing? Would you pay to slap Derek? How do you feel about sweet tea and coke products? Do any of you actually read this? No. Will you comment on the video? Probably not. Is asking a waste of time? Definitely. Is this podcast a pointless endeavor? Almost certainly. Anyone that wants to share how this podcast made you laugh, enraged you, or if you have suggestions for topics or videos you want us to discuss please comment or email us at debaucherydenof@gmail.com. Follow us on twitter @PodcastDen.

The secret guest is…the woman that broke Yale's heart in middle school. Yale faces his childhood trauma head on when he sits down with Ravyn (who is Derek's personal hero for all that she has done to Yale). We learn that God is real because ever since breaking Yale's heart Ravyn has gone through one tragedy after another (sweet justice). We talk about how awful Hanson is. We enjoy the misery of each other without providing any comfort whatsoever. Please let Derek know in the comments what a piece of garbage he is for liking Hot Head better than Chipotle. Anyone that wants to share how this podcast made you laugh, enraged you, or if you have suggestions for topics or videos you want us to discuss please comment or email us at debaucherydenof@gmail.com. Follow us on twitter @PodcastDen.

The debaucherous duo are at it again with another episode. Yale pitches several possible porn titles for Derek's handicapped porn career. (VOTE ON YOUR FAVORITE PORN TITLE AND PITCH US YOUR OWN IDEAS). Yale discusses a recent interaction with his ex (FOR LEGAL REASONS, LET IT BE KNOWN THAT NO DEATH THREATS WORE MADE AND ANYTHING THAT WAS INTERPRETED AS SUCH IS SIMPLY FALSE). The guys discuss the Area 51 raid and what a terrible idea it is, which leads to government conspiracies. Finally, Yale shares a couple of stories of rejection that we can all relate to. Derek informs Yale that the same company that owns peppa pig and power rangers, also owns death row records. Can't wait for snoop the “green” ranger in a peppa pig/death row/power rangers crossover. Anyone that wants to share how this podcast made you laugh, enraged you, or if you have suggestions for topics or videos you want us to discuss please comment or email us at debaucherydenof@gmail.com. Follow us on twitter @PodcastDen.

We switch it up and Kevin interviews Yale and Derek about their comedic inspirations and how they decided to start trying stand-up/podcasting. We talk about Jesus. Kevin talks about his favorite comedians. We all discuss the scandals of the past couple years with comedians getting cancelled. We spend a long time verbally sucking the dicks of comedians that we love. We do another shit we hate segment that includes bicycle riders in the fucking road. Then things get heated as the guys debate the morality of entering through the exit doors and vice versa. Comment your opinion below. Anyone that wants to share how this podcast made you laugh, enraged you, or if you have suggestions for topics or videos you want us to discuss please comment or email us at debaucherydenof@gmail.com. Follow us on twitter @PodcastDen. Check out our website dodpodcast.com where we will be uploading clips and any episode that is eventually banned.

Our dear, unnamed friend who is super cool and friendly and loves everyone continues his stories. If the title doesn't draw you in i don't know what will.

Our lovely, good friend who represents all that is good and decent in the world stops by to regale us with hilarious, surprising tales of mistforutune.

We sit down with Derek's older brother, Kevin who has some thoughts on KKKaleb and his WHORE-ible dating history. Fun Fact: Kevin wrote and recorded Den of Debauchery's intro song with his old band. Kevin tells a story about banging a homeless girl. Kevin suggests Derek capitalize on his “condition” by making handicap porn. Yale discusses his troubles of not having porn in the Middle East (which is why many resort to goat fucking). We tell our stories of dealing with poop and period blood during sex. Kevin tells us about a young man whose mommy powdered his private parts….WHEN HE WAS A SENIOR. Anyone that wants to share how this podcast made you laugh or enraged you, or if you have suggestions for topics or videos you want us to discuss please comment or email us at debaucherydenof@gmail.com. Follow us on twitter @PodcastDen.

This is without a doubt the hardest we have ever laughed on a Podcast. “Junior” tells several stories that are so insane we almost don't believe them (one of which was so illegal, it was deleted and will never be aired). Animals die. Cheaters are confronted. A woman gets called the “c-word” (that's short for cunt) and left in a cemetery. We talk about speed bumps and shit lumps. Junior tries to convince us that all the women he's been with are still “nice ladies.” Rummed out and Rimmed out. This is the best episode yet, by far. Anyone that wants to share how this podcast helped or enraged you, please comment or email us at debaucherydenof@gmail.com. Follow us on twitter @PodcastDen.

We talk shit about the new Rambo trailer. Staying true to brand, we discuss a young lady shitting herself before sex. Yale talks about the worst 2 blow jobs he has ever had, dodging semen and other bodily fluids. We talk about dating apps and the crazy shit women can be into. Yale believes a woman is trying to set him up to go to prison. We ask why there is such a prevalence of incest porn. Finally, we introduce a new segment called: Shit we hate. Anyone that wants to share how this podcast helped or enraged you, please comment or email us at debaucherydenof@gmail.com. Follow us on twitter @PodcastDen.

Part 2. The guests really make the podcast on this one. We pick up right where we left off with gay republicans, discuss the pride parade. We consider founding a new church. Other topics include: Star Wars, female representation in movies, awkward puberty (including fucking objects around the house), genitals, sex stories, and Yale founds out he is the human version of a loose vagina. The major take away is that female orgasms are like ghosts. All the love to Jenna and Nicole for coming in to laugh with us. Anyone that wants to share how this podcast helped or enraged you, please comment or email us at debaucherydenof@gmail.com.

We kick off pride month early with the first of a two-parter. The gays drop by the den to discuss the difficulties of being "a gay," we learn that all gay women have a secret language and holy gay bible, we debate whether you should eat the entree or the sides first, and we learn republicans are also gay. Comment on the video or email debaucherydenof@gmail.com if you are team #sidesfirst or team#entreefirst.