Don't Open that Door

The DOtD lads run our very own awards show as we present our End of 2024 Bonanza! No director this time! What are you gonna do, tell on us? You're not my dad. We talk through our favorite films that we've reviewed this year, give each other superlatives, and Nico and Dan reveal Justin Bingo. Spoilers for literally everything.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads rustle up some Christmas spirit as we review Tyler MacIntire's “It's a Wonderful Knife”! We talk through the movie's best kills, how it stacks up as a Holiday movie and as a slasher, and we find out Nico and Justin don't hate each other. Sometimes. Nico studies the blade. Spoilers in the aurora borealis.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads do a line of smelling salts as we review Ian Hunt-Duffy's “Double Blind”! We talk, mention a couple other things, and Nico relates a sleepless weekend. Spoilers in your dreams.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads take part in a Zumba class as we review Coralie Fargeat's “The Substance”! We talk through the many themes in the film, the director's vision for the ending, and Nico and Justin do battle once again. Must be a Monday. Spoilers at the aerobics show.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads go thrifting as we review Curry Barker's “The Chair”! We discuss the film's outstanding camera work, try to put together what actually happened, and Nico realizes he might've missed some things. We still love him. Spoilers in this chair. This chair. This chair. This chair. THIS CHAIR.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads stuff some… turkeys as we review Eli Roth's “Thanksgiving”! We talk through the film's fun kills, what could possibly be in the sequel, and Nico takes a moment to be thankful for Dan. But not Justin tho. Spoilahs in the musketLike & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads wrestle some goats as we review Robert Eggers' “The Witch”! We discuss the film's many themes, question if there even was a witch, and Justin hates everything Nico likes about this movie. Who could have seen this coming? Spoilers in the garlic paste.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads suffer an identity crisis as we review Brandon Cronenberg's “Possessor”! We discuss the film's corporate dystopian themes, how Cronenberg measures up to his legendary father, and Justin gives us some truly awful mental imagery. Spoilers in the lamp shades.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads get rid of their Halloween masks as we review Tommy Lee Wallace's “Halloween 3: Season of the Witch”! We discuss the absence of Michael Myers, the film's downright bonkers plot, and Nico absolutely loses his mind. Spoilers in the laser beams.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads get stuck on the toilet as we review Rebekah McKendry's “Glorious”! We discuss the film's twist ending, mythological inspirations, and the lads get deep in the ‘what would you do'. Spoilers through the hole.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads prepare to sell a house as we review Andy Collier and Tor Mian's “Sacrifice”! We discuss the film's great use of color, its wild dialogue choices, and Nico hates on poor Isaac. Spoilers in the milk and toast.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads serve up some calamari as we review Stuart Gordon's “Dagon”! We discuss the film's unlikeable protagonist, a very specific scene involving faceripping, and Dan educates us all on Lovecraftian vs Cosmic Horror. Ia, ia, cthulhu fhtagn. Spoilers in Shou Tucker's backroomLike & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads hike in Bhutan as we review David Prior's “The Empty Man”! We discuss the film's bite-sized pieces of cosmic horror, its amazing cinematography, and an unfortunate topless scene. The Empty Man made us spoil it.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD astronauts set foot into an alien megastructure as we review Ridley Scott's “Prometheus”! We discuss how the film fits into the franchise, its similarities to Frankenstein, and Charlize Theron. Spoilers in the black goo.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

Tilda Swinton plays all 3 DOtD hosts as we review Luca Guadagnino's “Suspiria”!. We discuss the film's striking differences from the original, our different opinions on its cinematography, and Tilda Swinton. Spoilers on the meat hook.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads descend into dark valleys as we review Bitgolem's “Dagon”. We discuss the game's storytelling and visuals, its great narration, and we learn that Nico doesn't like the lapping of the waves. Spoilers coming at you… pause.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads lie about their golf scores as we review yatoimtop's “Greener Grass Awaits”. We run through our thoughts on the game's core mechanics, its immaculate building of tension, and Justin learns how to sprint. Spoilers for Undertale, Star Fox, and Frozen 2. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads bust out some arcade tokens as we review Kevin Lewis' “Willy's Wonderland” We discuss how the film is a ton of dumb fun, its balance between horror and comedy, and how the main character is more than a little into pinball. Spoilers in the Super Happy Fun room.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads hunt for some frescoes as we review Kiyoshi Kurosawa's “Sweet Home” (1989)!  We discuss the film's discordant tone, its influence on Resident Evil, and Nico gives a breakdown of all Japanese film music. All of it. Spoilers with the fake mother. Mamma Mia!Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads brush up on their detective skills as we review Osgood Perkins' “Longlegs”!  We discuss the film's balance between thriller and satanic horror, its commentary on parenthood, and Justin is a double-sucker. Spoilers in the Bill Clinton portrait.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD squad watches some late night horror as we review Tom Holland's (not that one) “Fright Night”!  We discuss the film's portrayal of vampires and their lore, how we would take down Jerry Dandridge, and Nico gets a red card. Spoilers in the macadamia nuts.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD farmers feed their problems to the livestock as we review Ti West's “Pearl”!  We discuss the film's bombastic sound design and visuals, Pearl's self-realization, and Justin conducts the hate train. Spoilers in the choreography.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD squad summon up some neighbors as we review Wes Craven's “The People Under the Stairs”!  We discuss how the movie compares to others in Craven's filmography, how racism is the real enemy, and Nico certifies his princess status. Spoilers in Daddy's gimp suit.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD paranormal investigators grab some matches and burn a doll as we review Shawn Hitchcock's “Pacify”!  We discuss how the game scares us, our history with the game, and Nico assigns Justin to knock out some chickens. Spoilers in the trough.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD researchers work on the weekend as we review John Carpenter's “Prince of Darkness”!  We discuss the film's theological musings, how it compares to other Carpenter works, and Nico captains the grievance gondola. Spoilers with Alien Jesus.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD podcasters make a podcast about making a podcast as we review Wes Craven's “Wes Craven's New Nightmare”!  We discuss the film's heavy meta commentary, the new and maybe not improved Freddy, and Dan is a hater. Spoilers with Rex.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads head into the fruit cellar for some limes as we review Sam Raimi's “Evil Dead 2”!  We talk about the film's “requel” status, its creative special effects, and why Ash is a fun – if inept – protagonist. Spoilers in the necklace.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads dig up some bones as we review Chuck Russell's “A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors!”  We talk about the return of Nancy, the film's creative special effects, and make fun of their dream powers. Spoilers during group hypnosis.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD detectives go undercover in a demon world as we review Yoshiaki Kawajiri's “Wicked City!”  We talk through the 80s anime vibes, the absolutely WILD amount of explicit sexual content, and question whether the human characters are really just that.  Spoilers at the local soapland.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD campers start a campfire as we review Sam Evenson's “The Changing Room” and Andy Coyle's “The Pine Creepers”! We talk through The Pine Creeper's use of lighting, how “The Changing Room” crafted its mirror set piece, and the lads start using a soundboard.  Spoilers in the fitting room.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD private eyes investigate a missing person's case as we review Robin Hardy's “The Wicker Man”! We talk through the island's folksy vibes, its legacy in the folk horror subgenre, and how we all would survive in this movie. Spoilers in the effigy.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads start reading some newspaper clippings as we review “Silent Hill: The Short Message”! We talk through why we don't like the game's protagonist, how the entry compares to the rest of the series, and Dan spits some fire. Spoilers in the graffiti.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD crew transfer into class 3 as we review Tsutomu Mizushima's “Another”! We talk through the curse that plagues Yomiyama, the series' red herring, and Nico has a skill issue. Spoilers on the cassette.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD crew go abroad once again as we look into more terrifying tales across the globe! We discuss a postpartum demon that haunts the guilty, a cat-faced wurm that roams the Swiss Alps, and the progenitor of vampires. Mamma mia!Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD crew go into Incognito Mode as we review Ti West's “X”! We discuss the film's exceptional soundtrack, how it draws inspiration from sexploitation films, Nico reminisces on Usher's “Let it Burn”. Spoilers on the rag.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD crew sends a distress signal to Earth as we review Daniel Espinosa's “Life”! We discuss the film's ever-changing antagonist, how it compares to a little known movie by Ridley Scott, and Dan makes the ultimate sacrifice to save humanity. Spoilers in the soil sample. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD acting squad gets ready for a casting call as we review Takashi Miike's “Audition”! We discuss the feminist interpretation of the film, the many faces of the main antagonist, and a hero finally heeds Nico's advice. Spoilers in the dog bowl.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads listen to Justin's tale of heartbreak as we review Jeremy Gardner and Christian Stella's “After Midnight”! We discuss the movie's monster, debate its genre, and speak on why Hank shouldn't have slept next to a gaping hole in his front door. Spoilers in the peanut wine.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads get their passports ready as we dive into some folklore and local legends from around the world! We discuss an extremely speedy aquatic cryptid from Cabo Verde, a shapeshifting trickster from the Philippines, and a Slavic bird that has the head of a human baby. Mamma mia!Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads scream at some scientists to hit the off switch as they review Stuart Gordon's “From Beyond”! We discuss the movie's ranking in the pantheon of cosmic horror, Nico reviews the original short story, and the lads discuss neurobiology. Spoilers in the pineal gland.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads watch a man explode into Jello as they review Tobe Hooper's “Lifeforce”! We discuss the movie's wild inconsistencies, how its energy vampires have roots in ancient lore, and Nico unlocks a new Overlimit as he unleashes the fire like never before. Spoilers in the leaded pipe.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads make sure to use protection as they review David Robert Mitchell's “It Follows”! We discuss the movie's themes, whether or not the setting has a cohesive or anachronistic vibe, and we solve the movie's key issue via international intercourse. Spoilers in the pool.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads dream a dream as they review Andy Coyle's “The Worm” and Andrew Stadler's “Beacon”! We discuss the animation styles of both shorts, how each stands out as an example of their subgenres, and Nico lets everyone know that he won't be saving them. Spoilers on Hoth.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD squad deciphers the signs as we review James Wong's “Final Destination”! We discuss the film's Rube Goldberg-esque kills, its unseen antagonist, and why Dan doesn't ride rollercoasters.  Spoilers in the lubed-up bathtub. Molto Italiano!Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads put on a country record and get ready to meet some new friends as we review Bryan Bertino's “The Strangers”! We discuss the film's titular antagonists, the potential differences between slashing and home invasion, and Nico falls asleep. Mama Mia! Spoilers.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads suit up for the local Halloween festival as we review Colin Krawchuk's “The Jester”! We discuss the film's titular masked terror, its origins as a short film, and Nico hits the Griddy with an otherworldly entity on TiK Tok. Spoilers in the top hat.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD lads get down and dirty in a mine as we review George Mihalka's “My Bloody Valentine”! We discuss the film's rule-abiding killer, its lugubrious love triangle, and how a local town wasted 50 grand trying to help the film crew. Spoilers in a box of chocolates. ROCK AND STONE, BROTHERSLike & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD blokes spend some time in Adelaide and review Danny and Michael Philippou's “Talk To Me”! We discuss whether the spirits are what they appear to be, what really constitutes a curse, and Justin really doesn't like grief. Good grief, Justin Brown. (Get it? Because he is!) Spoilers in the plasma. Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD band unleashes their inner punk as they Dan O'Bannon's “The Return of the Living dead”. We discuss how fun this movie is, its legacy, and we put some RESPECK on Dan O'Bannon's name. Spoilers in the terribly-built container.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD science class dives into the big blue ocean as we review Declan O'Brien's “Sharktopus”! We talk about the film's less than immaculate visuals, the fact that it is very self aware, and we lose all of our brain cells debating deep scientific facts. Alexa, play “Sharkpacito”. Spoilers in the semi-yacht.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror

The DOtD detectives dig into some case files as we review Paul Austin Bailey and Philip W. Bailey's “The Last Dream of Detective Coleman”! We talk about the film's bangin' soundtrack, its thematic depth, and Nico gushes (uwu) on Justin's parade. Wow. Spoilers in the birthday cake.Like & Subscribe to keep updated on new episodes!Website: https://www.dotdhorror.com/Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/dontopenthatdoorTwitter: https://twitter.com/DOtDHorror Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/dotdhorror