Hey It's Chris

Rant about how ridiculous our culture has gotten that we can sit at home and buy cars sight unseen. Who is doing that? How are they the fastest growing retailer in America? Is Wall-e a documentary? Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Full "Thank You" is a lot to give someone when they don't do much for you. I'm just saying. I ramble about a lot in this one: being Mr. Chris, The truth, and dirty dishes.Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Self driving cars are going to make a lot of y'all way more boring.And, I forgot my phone behind like a loser. Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Admit something to all of y'all. I make this show up as I go.Also talk about some comedians that I enjoy. Including one that made an apology video recently that I didn't enjoy.Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Did the right/manly thing and changed the transmission fluid in my wife's car.Also, there's a creepy decoration in our neighbor's window next door that is probably possessed. Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

I'm the main character and so is my wife! We had a great Valentine's Day. Our house is coming along really well. It looks so good in here.Also, I got some straps for working out. Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Wore a henley T shirt and a Mickey Mouse cardigan so...All the way back folks, and thanks so much to all the people discovering the show and enjoying it.Robotize all the stuff!Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

I bought a house!That's where I've been for 2 months. I do whatever I want, whenever I want. Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Dude, it's freezing where I live! I wore gray sweatpants, naturally. Also, I been thinking about how people take things that they know nothing about too seriously. The worst Chris? Me!Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Thought a lot about Australia before recording this. Talked about how people are afraid to go there but they'll stay in a La Quinta in Myrtle Beach. Talked about my wife's sister punching a guy. So, enjoy.Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Didn't run into my new friend that called me normal. Did get my Subaru fixed! That's something, and I spent some time ranting about cars, haircuts, and thumbtacks in movies.Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Wear a backwards hat again. Oops. And a stranger, a normal guy, says, "you look to normal to live around here"Nah, man! I'm good with my appearance, and living "around here". Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Debut a sound that I'm gonna push on tiktok. I was watching Atlanta on FX and got inspired. Gambino stunts on us all because he can. I'll PROBABLY never be involved in anything as cool as "Community" and that's OK. Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Talk about how wild it is to wear a hat backwards, where I learned to not like that look, the unique hat that I found on eBay, and 90s NASCAR.I went hiking recently for my wife's birthday. Happy birthday, Babe! Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Admit that the Judge nominated to the Supreme Court has a mouthful of a name and it trips me up. Got a little excited about Trump saying he'd kiss the guys and the beautiful women at his rally. Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Talk about a nearly sleepless night where my dog woke me up and then I had a Matt Bomer marathon. Shoutout gay superheroes! Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Talk about how my dogs have six senses apparently. I do wink back when they wink though. And I don't care what number Kevin from "The Office" leaves the thermostat on, it's still not funny. Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Talk about how people insist that this episode's number is funny. It ain't. It's a number. Talk about a little South Georgia Voldemort that could not be scared straight because the door wasn't open all the way. Talk about black guys singing country music. Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time!here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Talk about how people lose their minds when they are about to have a baby. Y'all have to get it together. What do you do if you have a gender reveal and the child changes its gender? Hmmm? Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Talk about my wife's car, by the way- had to visit the place with too many windows, talk about Teslas and how cars should be less like video games and more like the people that drive them. Shouldn't cars have the letter F on the gear shifter? Am I crazy? Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Talk about saying whatever I want, how some people think a number means the devil, my lovely wife, our friends that aren't funny, my brother in law and how he tests his wife, the world's poorest president, and more. Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Talk about getting contacts again even though I love people with glasses still. Also talk about "Alone" on and "Naked and Afraid". Y'all there should be one for regular people that don't know what they're doing. Anyway, start your own podcast:hereListen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:here Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! here Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.hereThanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Talk about my love of the late Fred Willard and a crazy thing that happened to me while I was thinking about him. Also talk about people with glasses, Ben Folds and Ben Folds Five, watching a fake dog get run over in a movie in literature class, and sitting around waiting on contact lenses. Anyway, start your own podcast:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016Listen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179 Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2 Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806 Do a micro impression of the late Fred Willard.Thanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Talk about Taylor Swift saying the F word, talk about her fighting Kid Rock, compare "New Girl" with "Girls", talk about moving, my brother in law being An Anxious Andy, one of my friends being steamrolled by his girl.Anyway, start your own podcast:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016Listen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together. Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179 Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2 Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806 Don't do an actual impression this time. Sorry. Thanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Talk about doing stand up, talk about this weird rash I have (listen to the doctor for how to say it), actress Lake Bell, people that do too much, how to tell if a man likes other men, and dressing like this is all a game. Anyway, start your own podcast:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016 Listen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together. Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179 Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2 Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806 Thanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Talk about a gig I have coming up, the Ghislaine Maxwell saga, my book club that started back up, "Lost In Space", and of course, the Ford Bronco!Here me do stand up tonight! https://www.instagram.com/honeymagpieband/ Anyway, start your own podcast:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016 Listen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together. Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179 Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2 Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806 Do an impression of my lovely wife in this episode. Thanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Episode after the Fourth of July.Talk about fireworks, law enforcement, the cute kid prosecuting his brother for eating a hot dog, and my wife being chased by a roach.Anyway, start your own podcast:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016 Listen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together. Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179 Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2 Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806 No impressions this time, how about that? Thanks for listening. https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwilltiktok@_hey_its_chris

Anyway, start your own podcast:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016Listen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179 Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2 Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806 On this episode I talk about what I did last weekend. I spent all Sunday watching movies. I tweeted one of my favorite comedians, Dusty Slay. He stole my joke. (not really) I had a headache that felt like it was going to kill me, I complain about my quarantummy, go on and on about my love of British movies including "About Time, and The "Harry Potter" series. I also do a couple English accents and take a couple jabs at American Bill Nye. Thanks for listening. Social Accounts:https://www.instagram.com/christophermwillis/https://twitter.com/chrismattwill

In this episode I talk about Bubba Wallace and Jussie Smollet's new podcast: Breaking Noose. Fake Noose? Which one's better?Anyway, start your own podcast:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016 Listen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together. Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179 Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2 Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806 I'm back on Twitter or "Twatter" as Jonas Brother #3 called it. @chrismattwill How is all of Twitter not canceled? I do impressions of The Jonas Brothers a little bit. I also do a quick Keanu Reeves. Spend some time on Jenny Slate firing herself from "Big Mouth". Thanks for listening.

On this episode of Hey It's Chris I talk about a beach trip over the weekend, how Myrtle Beach had some rough characters but I still enjoyed my trip, talk about how Norm McDonald talks like my wife's grandpa, and how a gentleman only hits someone when he has to. Anyway, start your own podcast:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016 Listen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179 Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2 Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806 Do an impression of Norm, Dr. Phil, and Bad Bhabie. Thanks for listening.

Talk about taking a month off, how much I love Jeopardy, and a classic vine. Anyway, start your own podcast:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016 Listen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together. Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179 Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2 Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806 Do an impression of Alex Trebec briefly. Respect. I love you Alex. Thanks for listening.

Talk about white people and Cinco De Mayo, killing "Murder Hornets" in my own bathroom, and the Netflix show, "Waco".Anyway, start your own podcast:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016Listen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806Do an impression of Michael Shannon briefly and also Taylor Kitsch aka, Sexy David. Thanks for listening.

Folks, help me in the fight for the over use of adverbs.You like a word more just because it ends in soft letters?Anyway, I milk the joke around the word "cantceled" a lot. Oh well.I talk about how to get a break as big as some other people get. Did y'all know Phineas was in several episodes of "Glee"?Anyway, start your own podcast:https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016Listen to a serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together.Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806Thanks for listening.

You can't get me. Especially for something I didn't say.Do what I did and start your own podcast using the link below.https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016The big announcement that I was so excited about is my other podcast! A serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together. Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806Over 52 episodes! Have I been doing this a year? It's Hey It's Chris, again. Y'all are welcome.No impressions this time, sorry. Thanks for listening.

Do what I did and start your own podcast using the link below for a $20 Amazon gift card.https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2American Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806My little brother's back! Bonus content from all the great stuff he recorded for the April Fools episode. Ya welc!He takes the time to roast me, and to reminisce about growing up together. Here is the show he plugged, please give it a listen. We have worked really hard on it. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179Thanks for listening.

Do what I did and start your own podcast using the link below.https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016The big announce that I was so excited about is my other podcast! A serious podcast, mostly, that my brother and I do together. Two Song Podcast! Listen to it here:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2Americana Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806First episode back after my brother took over! It's Hey It's Chris, again. Y'all are welcome.Proud of my brother and proud of us.No impressions this time, sorry. Thanks for listening.

Do what I did and start your own podcast using the link below.https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016I got my Amazon gift card for starting mine this week! Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2American Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806Y'all! Announcement in the next episode!Also, I'm getting to be pretty efficient. No coworkers will do that to you.Binge my content now folks!Thanks for listening, sincerely. I am so thankful for you.

Do what I did and start your own podcast using the link below.https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2American Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806April Fools everybody. My little brother guest hosted this milestone, holiday episode of Hey It's Chris.He takes the time to roast me, and to reminisce about growing up together. Here is the show he plugged, please give it a listen. We have worked really hard on it. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/two-song-podcast/id1490369179Thanks for listening.

Do what I did and start your own podcast using the link below.https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2American Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806Shoutout some of the other good stuff I've been watching, talk about some of the things I've heard others doing during quarantine.Even get around to a Jason Bateman impression.Thanks for listening.

Do what I did and start your own podcast using the link below.https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2American Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806Do more debriefing on Joe Exotic. Cannot stop thinking about that series.Talk about classic trucks, talk about my Mama, and talk about my love of shoes. Fresh Sauconys, I'm coming for you!Thank you so much for listening.

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Do what I did and start your own podcast using the link below.https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2American Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806Somehow this episode got taken down. Not by me. I was making fun of politics and people who are calling Corona virus stupid names.When I went back to check, it was renamed the same title as the episode that came after it that wasn't published yet. Thank you so much for listening.

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Do what I did and start your own podcast using the link below.https://www.buzzsprout.com/?referrer_id=531016Life hack about apples? Nah, oranges! I'm on some (summer) 2020 stuff.Orlando, God bless you! Wow dude. What a Venn diagram of a town.Scooped a couple Funko Pops for my wife while I was down there. Met so many cool, helpful people. See our buddy Chad at https://coliseumofcomics.com/stores/kissimmee/Buy a copy of the easiest reading satire book of all time! https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476/ref=sr_1_2?keywords=The+case+for+a+Divided+Country&qid=1583935796&sr=8-2American Hats if you wanna be stylin and wildin like I do.https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=simple-shop-header-name&listing_id=746986806Thank you so much for listening.Call me! (919) 295 0878Find me on social: Instagram @christophermwillisTiktok @_hey_its_chrisRate the show on iTunes!

I'm in Orlando right now folks!Podfest time! Thank you again to Buzzsprout for getting my ticket!Get my book if you know someone that likes to laugh at politics:https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476Hit the Hey It's Chris Voicemail so I don't have to.(919) 295 0878Going strong with my first sponsor! Check out the Etsy store:https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=ss_profileDid more impressions; got into Harry Potter references, gave a mini lecture on the movie "O'Brother Where Art Thou?" And talked classic Python clips. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl4ufIrMtXgHope you enjoyed this episode. If not let me knowFind me on social media:Instagram @christophermwillisTiktok @_hey_its_chrisIf you get a chance, please rate the show.Reach out on social media or the voicemail if you'd like a Hey It's Chris sticker.

Podfest is this week in Orlando folks!I call my own voicemail so you can hear what it's like.I can't help but say the C word- "Corona virus", and the P word- "Politics" on this episode. When I get wound up I talk fast. But, nothing like my guy Tristan, a.k.a. Top Pops https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHUZl8Y-Kc16T6fV_KDpKGQGet my book if you know someone that likes to laugh at politics: https://www.amazon.com/Case-Divided-Country-Intersectionality-Tribalism/dp/1671719476Hit the Hey It's Chris Voicemail so I don't have to.(919) 295 0878Going strong with my first sponsor! Check out the Etsy store:https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=ss_profileHope you enjoyed this episode. If not let me knowFind me on social media:Instagram @christophermwillisTiktok @_hey_its_chrisIf you get a chance, please rate the show.

What do Drake, Harry Potter characters, sensitive PC people, and cute little kids that watch movies have in common? I do my impression of all of them on this podcast!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yKc3rH-A3c I explain my true feelings about something I exaggerated last episode, I talk about how we all need to read a political satire book. Luckily, I have one right here: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1671719476?pf_rd_p=ab873d20-a0ca-439b-ac45-cd78f07a84d8&pf_rd_r=F61M43857F10WN21RMCZI come up with a creative way to shout out the Hey It's Chris Voicemail.(919) 295 0878Tickets to PodFest: https://podfestexpo.com/tickets/ still have some available. They've already started selling next year's tickets.Going strong with my first sponsor! Check out the Etsy store:https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=ss_profileHope you enjoyed this episode. If not let me knowFind me on social media:Instagram @christophermwillisTiktok @_hey_its_chrisIf you get a chance, please rate the show.

Bad impressions!Happy Valentine's Day (late)!I riff on if I were Blink-182 before Blink-182, make fun of guys that are babies about everything, talk about how made up holidays are still holidays, and went to visit the place with too many windows.Get your loved ones my book: https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1671719476?pf_rd_p=ab873d20-a0ca-439b-ac45-cd78f07a84d8&pf_rd_r=F61M43857F10WN21RMCZOr tickets to PodFest: https://podfestexpo.com/tickets/ Tickets officially went up but they still have some available. Call the Hey It’s Chris voicemail(919) 295 0878Got my first sponsor! Check out the Etsy store:https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=ss_profileHope you enjoyed this episode. If not let me knowFind me on social media:Instagram @christophermwillisTiktok @_hey_its_chrisIf you get a chance, please rate the show.

Guess if I do an impression of someone in this episode. I'm not even good at them. It's just fun. Might need to rename this show, "Bad Impressions".Call the Hey It’s Chris voicemail(919) 295 0878Here's "Crazy Marta Lady" this video is worse than I remember. The language is atrocious. Sorry in advance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Doe8VNlKaAShe got arrested of course. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWatWtU0UHASo many people need to chill. Praise God! You know I'm right about that.Downed another pint of Ben and Jerry's. Had to check in with the M and the E and taste the B and the J. My mamma had a friend whose nickname was BJ and that's the end of that story.People have to learn to let some things go.Going to Podfest this March 5-8!https://podfestexpo.com/tickets/If you’ll be at Podfest this year, give me a heads up.Got my first sponsor!https://www.etsy.com/shop/AmericanaHats?ref=ss_profileHope you enjoyed this episode. If not let me knowBuy the book that's creating a low, slow buzz.https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1671719476?pf_rd_p=ab873d20-a0ca-439b-ac45-cd78f07a84d8&pf_rd_r=F61M43857F10WN21RMCZ to get my new book!Find me on social media:Instagram @christophermwillisTiktok @_hey_its_chrisIf you get a chance, please rate the show.