IRL UK Podcast

It’s a special episode this week as it’s the start of IRL’s MATERNITY LEAVE. But before we go, we’ve got four new totally horrendous and ridiculous stories – and two old favourites to celebrate.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

No, this episode is not a Keith Lemon tribute – it’s waaaay more gross than that. Yep.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What’s the spunkin ghoooooost? Is it something really cryptic and a funny play on words? Absolutely not, friends.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

If you wanted to steal a load of gold, what would you do? Well, let’s just say, after weeks of waiting, we’ve finally got an UP THE BUM story.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

There’s plenty of nudity in this week’s episode… and two animals, who – while one may appear cuddly – are APPARENTLY, just as terrifying (they’re not really, squirrel guy needs to calm down).Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Never work with kids, animals or grandads the saying goes – so we’ve shoved all of them into this week’s episode. Of course.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Even the title this week, when made ‘safe’ for publishing, sounds really bloody gross doesn’t it? Soooooooorry. You’ll enjoy it though, we PROMISE (ok, we think you will).Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Is this episode super-phallic? Why yes, it is. So get stuck in…Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

There’s a lot of rude stuff in this week’s show – it’s ideal for six-year-old boys, which is, of course, our ideal level.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What WOULD happen if a wrapped hot dog flew at your face at a million miles an hour? Well, seeing as you asked, we’ll tell you, in this here episode.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Sadly, no toffee crisp free with this episode, just loads of laughs. That’s better right?Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

You know what’s easy as 1-2-3? Finding loads of weirdos to feature on this show. Oh, and if you’re home alone this weekend, maybe don’t listen to the last creeeeeeepy story.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

SQUID MOUTH. Squid. Mouth. Sure you might not know all the details, but you know it's gonna be gross. But guess what? That's not even the most gross thing on today's show.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Something in this episode makes Rhiannon laugh so much she cries… and it doesn’t even involve tha peen. True story. So listen up… don’t worry, there is some gross stuff too.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Some deep questions in this week's episode... like, 'If you were to use a vegetable as contraception, which vegetable would you use?' And also, why is it ok for vapers to BLOW THEIR BUBBLEGUM FLAVOUR AIR INTO OUR FACES???Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What do you get from the petrol station? The odd Lion bar? Some petrol (don’t worry, we can’t afford cars either)? A tin of travel sweets? We can promise you, you won’t guess why the guy on this week’s show decided to pop along. ENJOY.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

OBVIOUSLY we don’t condone drugs, but if we did, we’d have to admit the idea of a high raccoon is pretty funny. If you want to know what a frank-inserter is, you’ll have to listen, because we can’t write it down without being thrown into jail.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Ain’t no party like a seagull party! Woooohoooo! And it’s a good job we never printed those t-shirts, because as one of this week’s stories proves, LOTS of damage can be done…Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

It’s pun-tastic this week, because, GUESS WHAT? All of those stories are much ruder than they first appear. OF COURSE THEY ARE.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This week guys, Anna has got a treat for you. And it’s a Sunday Sport special. Yep, get ready for outlandish outrageousness on toast. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Happy Easter everybody! For this week’s podcast, we’ve packed it with stories as sick as you’re gonna feel after eating all those eggs – yeah, we see you.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

13 is unlucky for some, so think how bad a HUNDRED and 13 could be… but not you lot, because there’s another TOTALLY HILARIOUS podcast out today. Just for you. Brilliant. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’d hate to say no animals were harmed in the making of this podcast, but some bad stuff happens guys… it’s just not our fault though, so…Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Accidentally an animal semi-special. NO, not like that, as in a PART special. Jeez, you guys are gross.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

110! We should be dead now! Or put down.We’ve got some pretty gross stories this week, so maybe don’t listen over breakfast, if you’re not a fan of using body parts for necklaces.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Yes, there are two bird-themed stories in this week’s podcast, but don’t worry, no animals were hurt in the making of this podcast… well, only emotionally.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

What would you do if your partner came home and uncovered you cheating on them? Well, you’d pretend your bit on the side was a doll… wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t you?? NO OF COURSE NOT.For this and more morons, listen up folks.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write aReview'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Not sure why, but we felt all this week’s stories should be in first person magazine headlines. Why not eh? It just kinda worked…Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

FOR LEGAL REASONS THE STORIES DISCUSSED IN THIS WEEK’S ABSOLUTELY FILTHY PODCAST HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ACTUAL EAMONN HOLMES.However, they do include stories about chicken nuggest, Tetris and a lost internet girlfriend. Standard.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We don't know why, but there's a bit of an airplane theme to this week's episode... though of course, when it comes to us, it's never glamorous travels.Also, could you drink 20 litres of Lucozade a day? Let us know. And please don't blame us if the experiment goes totally wrong.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

HAPPY NEW YEAR SICKOS!We’re back, it’s 2018… and nothing’s really changed.Running through the six weirdest stories of the week – including a special report on what everyone’s been, err, sticking up places that they shouldn’t – you’ll either laugh, cry or vomit. And what more could you ask for?Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOMerry Christmas one and all.Here is our present to all of you – another episode of IRL UK Podcast.Thanks for spending another year with us – we love you all, and we hope you’ll still love us when we return in 2018.TELL ALL YOUR WEIRD FAMILY THAT YOU HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT WEEK WITH ABOUT US!Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

IT’S (nearly) CHRISTMAAAAAAAS!And as our present to you, this episode, including stories that will make you gasp, cry and possibly vom.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

There are a LOT of animals in this episode. Which is, quite frankly, ideal.If you’re already over all the festive sweetness, this week’s episode is the ideal antidote because, as ever, it’s rotten.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’ve JUST recovered from our 100th birthday hangovers, and are back with just as much filth as ever.Nothing’s changed, except that we’ve found even more weirdos.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

WE ARE 100!!! We should really grow out of this... but we NEVER will. We promise.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Don’t you just LOVE a 99 – lovely creamy ice, er, cream… and a chocolatey treat. Perfect for a summers day. Well, this episode is NOTHING like that. Of course. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This episode is powered by SQUASH. Have you heard of it? Remember that story about the lady bread… well get ready for the necklace jewellery. Ready? You’re not… we promise. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Guys, Anna punched a fly! This and other absolute gems on this week’s IRL UK podcast… it’s pretty gross. Even by our standards. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and  Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We’re pretty happy with our dinosaur pun, we hope you’ll appreciate it when you come to the story – and not judge us for laughing quite a lot. NO-ONE JUDGE US. Even though we’ve spent the whole episode judging some poor unfortunate souls… Classic IRL. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and  Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

You will not BELIEVE what a John Virgo lookalike gets up to in this week’s episode. Actually, if you’ve listened to IRL UK before, you might have some idea… Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

SORRY, after a week off, we're FINALLY here with our take on that first date poopy window horror story. And our take is mainly, LOL. Also, this week we seriously ask you, 'Would you buy a tshirt saying, "Up the jacksie no baby"?' Do let us know. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Do you know what 93-year-olds like us like… all manner of dirty things. Just like the OAPs we chat about in this episode. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

HIYA. We’re back. As we are ever Friday. Just FYI. And after WEEKS of searching, we finally found a story that is about something up the bum. Woohoo! Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

This show was supposed to be quick, because Rhiannon and Anna are off to the pub – but we also couldn’t help ourselves wittering on, when it came to these stories. We’ve got a new meaning to the phrase needle d*ck, a woman who is literally ALWAYS TURNED ON and a story involving a seagull that will make you never want to sunbathe again. But then again, why would you? Be pale like us two! Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hey! We made the title kinda rhyme! Kinda… Happy 90th to us. What did we do on our 90th birthday, you ask? Talked about whether it hurts to be stung by a bee more on your bell, or your shaft. Fun times. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Hiya! We’re back with a load of good stuff this week – and some stuff that will make you feel slightly nauseous. But isn’t that why you love us? We hope so. Fans of Jammy Dodgers and Ja Rule are also sure to love this episode. So there’s that… Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Guess what? We’re drunk again! Oops. That won’t stop us bringing you the weirdest stories from around the world that are happening… IN REAL LIFE. Well, aside from those tantric hugs… we’re gonna just pretend that’s not happening. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Oh HI, sorry, we didn't notice you there, because we were SO PLEASED with ourselves coming up with that top Margaret Atwood-related pun. Wow. Anyway, we promise the show gets better, mainly because as it progresses, we get more and more DRUNK. Yes, we've swapped squash for wine! Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Every week we bring you some of the weirdest stories around, but this week we feel like we’ve found a real load of… characters. How many jars of Nutella do you think you could eat? What football manager would you have tattooed all over your body? And how good of a multi-tasker are you really? Not as good as one of ladies this week. We PROMISE you that. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

We are serving you up some real classy shiz this week IRL fans… double animal stories, some manhood stuff, some poop stuff and one that is frankly one of the worst bits of DIY we’ve ever heard of. If you love our podcast, then why not let everyone you know, know? Persuade, force, bribe all your nearest and dearest to listen to IRL UK and, hey, at least you’ll both be able to laugh TOGETHER about the fact a man had to have half his guts cut out. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.