The Mark & Jess Replay

Jess got ID'ed AGAIN! Police in Arizona had to make a special delivery recently, and you can now have your own Happy Gilmore putter! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A kid got stuck in a claw machine! We talk about the different techniques to building things and play the % Second Rule game! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Mark has found a new sleep method, we come up with pro athletes we would like to see do different sports, and a city in the UAE has done something really cool with their rumble strips! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

We tlak about people who steal Ronald McDonald statues, what jobs our dogs would have if they were people, and Mark tries to sell some fancy cheese! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Mark tries to learn a script and perform it. Jess showcases her knowledge of the solar system, and people are waiting in line a long time for Wimbledon tickets! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Mark is fed up with people and our office water coolers! A bar in Edmonton hosted a viewing party for fans of Love Island, and Mark has a bone to pick with Stampede people! All this and more on the Mark and Jess Replay!

We talk about random things the previous owners left at our houses, celebrities who have looked the same forever, and the place Mark has to get dressed every day! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Chuck E. Cheese is launching a group of arcades for adults! We talk about things we miss in cars and our theories on people who are always late! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

It's been 40 years since the first cell phone call in Canada! Jess is selling something Mark gave her online, and a couple got engaged infront of a tornado! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

We cannot call this the Canada Day Long weekend! Your nightmares could be killing you! Someone stole flowers from one of my neighbors! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A man in Connecticut got stuck in a chimney trying to get his dog! Husbands who give kisses live longer and a new take on the 4 day workweek! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

We keep working on breaking the code to Mark's lock! We talk about the latest Trainwreck documentary and Red Lobster's new CEO! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Mark brings a lock in for us to try to open! We talk about hot air balloon rides gone wrong, and something embarassing that happened to Jess! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Why are donuts accepted as a breakfast food!? We talk about some products that have been the same since the beginning of time, and a plane that has people flying in style! All this and more on the Mark and Jess Replay!

Why movies need intermissions, a lady fought the bank and won, and Mark has become a big bargain hunter! All this and more on the Mark and Jess Replay!

A lady is suing her ex-employer for a prank she didn't like! It's the first day of Summer...here's what we hate about, and why Jess likes to pack alone! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Targeted ads on phones are getting out of hand, a restaurant is charging a living wage tax on dine in orders, and Jess is shocked Mark doesn't remember the Hunter Green craze! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

We rehash the Stanley Cup Final, talk about a growing hobby for kids, and Jess has trouble spelling a very basic word! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Jess gets Mark to write her a song in the time it would take to order sushi! We offer up words of wisdom for grads, and play lipreading karaoke! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Jess hurt herself in a very dumb way! We talk Father's Day and the most anoying toys in our houses right now! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Do you tip on takeout meals? Mark has a bone to pick with something Jess does too much, and we get ready for Father's Day! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Jess could be sitting on a fortune with some old casserole dishes! Apple has a karaoke feature, and we learn more about the "Canadian accent"! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A guy in Kentucky might win for craziest bar story! Mark has some news about our matching tattoos idea, and we run down the top cities in the world of 2025! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Do you still sing Happy Birthday? We play the 5 Second Rule and Mark had a good jump scare yesterday! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

We try to figure out a song for Mark, Mark tries to break into a door, and a love story that gives us the ick! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

There's an app in Ontario where you can pay someone to be your friend. I love the "notify anyway" option on iPhones! Adult tummy time is apparently a thing. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I was out on the golf course during a Teams meeting yesterday! I think I was hit with a targeted post because of how much I talk about food! It's impossible to relax when you have a toddler. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A lady in Czech Republic woke up as she was being loaded into a coffin! The Oilers have done something special with their ice for the Stanley Cup Final, and a new Price is Right is on the way! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A man in Alberta has won the lottery 4 times! We play Guess Who and talk about a teenager going to the US Open! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

We've got a lot of problems today apparently! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

The most painful things to experience, the celebrity people are paying money to look like, and the best songs to air guitar! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

We talk the most popular middle names of all time, Jess tries beatboxing, and we reminisce about our favourite nostalgic clothing pieces! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Jess has a lot of irrational fears! We come up with mildly inconvenient things to curse enemies with and Mark is getting old! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Jess missed a bit of the show today! We talk about Facebook friends we have for odd reasons, and names that are banned around the world! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Mark is going to be watching his mouth around his son! Something crazy happened at a showing of the new Final Destination movie, and we share some of our favourite human names for dogs! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Mark doesn't like the phrase "meteoric rise", the chromebook challenge is the newest thing causing headaches for teachers, and just another reason we love the Savannah Bananas! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

More and more people are pretending to work. An olympic games with a twist is headed to Vegas, and things we hope kids keep alive! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

We get very sentimental about kid stuff today apparently! A DoorDash driver in the States ended up on a tarmac at an airport, and what type of popcorn eater are you!? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

People in Ontario expect a lot for wedding gifts apparently! We play the Password Game, and Mark's house is living in the future! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I need to start training to become an auctioneer. The world's shortest dog might live here in Canada! Is there a new version of the "Rick Roll!?" All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay.

Morris the alligator, who was the alligator from Happy Gilmore, has sadly passed away. Leafs fans cannot be doing very well today!! My wife tends to put her foot in her mouth quite often. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Siri was spying on us. Jesus Christ could return before the release of Grand Theft Auto VI!? A mobile McDonald's is actually pretty rad! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

My clothes were so cold when I put them on this morning! An etiquette guru shared some unwritten wedding rules. No one will be able to beat this lady at two truths and a lie. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Things that give us "the ick", Judge Jessica gets some help from AI, and we try to describe the taste of water! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

More women are finding bald guys attractive! Alarm clocks are out, this is the best way to wake up, and we got a random call today! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Jess got ID'ed for the first time in a long time! Mark got a speaker for his shower, and a lady won a lawsuit after her coworker compared her to Darth Vader! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Jess is using AI to garden this year! We talk about a flight that had to be rerouted because one particular problem kept happening, and a day at Disney costs HOW much now!? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

We talked a lot about mini sticks today! We played the 5 Second Rule game, and Mark admits to a gross habit! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Mark was insulted after someone assumed he was QUITE a bit older than his wife! A town in New Mexico hosted an annual donkey racing event this weekend and a lady in NYC is getting rich off dumpster diving! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Budapest tried to break a world record and failed miserably! Mark tries to be an AI bot, and the fictional people we think would be the worst spouses! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

We share stories of some rude things to happen at the gym! We see who is better at making Smile Cookies, and share some stories of unhinged parent requests at daycare! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!