The Mark & Jess Replay

I relive my pain from yesterday! Someone broke into Mosaic Stadium. I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I did not handle the period pain simulator machine very well. Evan from The Wolf looked like a dork showing up to ball last night. Some of these baby names may be extinct by the end of the year. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

For the first time ever, I busted out a "that's what she said!" I accidentally shoplifted yesterday! I was struck by a coughing fit. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

You can "walk" through a 3D Blockbuster! I have a new favourite sound. I had to air an old Jess whoopsie! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

A guy in a cow costume got injured at the Rider game on Friday! I haven't been to Denny's in a while. With Jess on mat leave, it was time for a blast from the past!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

The speech from Taken is one of the best movie speeches of all time. I chat with voice of the Riders Dave Thomas about the Riders season so far. I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I sing Alex Warren - Ordinary as if I'm a heavy metal singer! I always wanted a pair of Heelys!! I was going to have a great out on a break... but I ended up just butchering it! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A piece of a rocket has crashed into the moon! It sucks picking the wrong line. There are some old jobs that are quite interesting. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I made a donation yesterday because if I didn't, I would have felt bad!! I introduced my kid to hose water this weekend and he loved it! It's way too early for Spirit Halloween to open. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Remember the robbery that happened at Wholesale Sports? Saskatoon spent a lot of money on some plastic rocks! My dream is to fly on a commercial flight with no one else on it. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Do you find any excuse to not go to the gym? I do... A guy recently hit 1 million KMs on his truck!! Knowing a guy who knows a guy is the best. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

We pretty much had the full road trip experience! Pranking someone into thinking they've won the lottery is so mean! My neighbours had to break into my house! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Thursday Rider games are brutal!! I love being under the gun when it comes to packing. I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

The Odyssey is an incredible movie! I have a strategy when it comes to gift cards!! We spend so much time on the toilet. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

My wife picking out an outfit is quite the journey! Jimothy the racoon is a celebrity. Tonsillectomies aren't really a thing anymore and there's a reason why! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

Having your phone ringer on full blast is crazy! Can wearing a fake dragon fly on your hat keep mosquitoes away!? The toilet paper craze during Covid made no sense! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Some of the most common passwords in Canada are ridiculous! A situation of, "that ain't going anywhere" that turned into, "it did in fact go somewhere." I thought I was going to look so cool when I went skydiving... I did not. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

There needs to be a new nickname for a certain name! Sleep deprivation apparently impairs cognitive function as much as alcohol intoxication. I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Transporting a live grenade is crazy! Cats get themselves into the most ridiculous situations. What kind of weird cravings do you get? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Is pulling hair out of a drain gross or satisfying!? I bought an even more expensive deodorant this week. Shower beers are the best beers. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

It's always a good idea to check the lock on the bathroom door a few times. A guy was rocked by a bison! You don't need to ask the 911 operator how they're doing. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I have absolutely zero self-control around anything sweet!! Do these names belong on the Stanley Cup? I didn't have many whoopsies this week!! So I went back into the vault and got a Weekly Whoopsies from October 2025 when Jess was still here. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I miss my Craven van! A guy is selling garbage from the streets of New York. I saw someone attempt to go the wrong way down a one-way yesterday! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

There are rules when it comes to donuts at the office. When was the last time you actually dialed someone's number? With Jess on mat leave, it was time for a blast from the past!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Accidentally liking something on social media is a scary thing! Deodorant is sooooo expensive! Is it underdog or underduck? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I sing a Shakira song as if I'm a heavy metal singer! I had to go see what a sound was last night. Losing leftovers is heartbreaking!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I wanted to give a big shout out to a kid that wore something awesome at Balfour's grad. A couple of people decided to climb to the top of the Empire State Building! A learner driver was having a tough time driving yesterday. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Dudes that are balding are so attached to their hats. There are so many amazing Canadian snacks. All this rain is actually saving us money. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

I took a line drive from my kid right to the gut. My Steve Harvey moment happened at the Rider game on Friday. People are going crazy for Ranch. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Old cell phones were the best! I sing a non-Creed song as if I was the lead singer of Creed, Scott Stapp. I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Jess has a very heavy foot! You can be friends with someone for years and their dad will still forget your name. Using your speaker phone in public is crazy! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Pokémon cards and hacky sacking... is it the early 2000s again!? Remember loading CDs into a disc changer in the trunk? I think I sound like Lil Jon. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Dudes need to stop wearing ball caps to weddings!! I didn't go 4-0, but my CFL picks still did well. I saw some guys playing the spoons this weekend and it was electric. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I asked Jess if she missed coming into work yet! Do you skip goodbyes when leaving a party? I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

CBC will no longer be airing NHL games on Saturday nights. The shiny dome on top of the Leg didn't stay shiny for very long!! Jess hung out for an hour this morning. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

What are some things that are a lost art!? The Knicks celebration made me a bit jealous. I have a troll! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A former Air Canada pilot has been charged with fraud after the airline says it discovered he had been allegedly flying for nearly 17 years without the proper licence. Elon Musk has become the world's first trillionaire. Did you check out the tailgating at the Rider game this weekend!? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I created a commercial for a place that no longer exists in Regina. Why do people walk backwards!? With Jess on mat leave, it was time for a blast from the past!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

You can't be heating up fish in a work microwave!! But you also can't be pulling a gun on someone who does. A kid back in 2020 predicted the Knicks would win the 2026 NBA Finals in 6 games!! Tax Freedom Day makes me sad... All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A list of things you should never Google! A couple of songs that most people have heard but don't know the name of. How can an 18 in 1 even exist? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Sometimes you need to question your GPS. We've all slept on the job, right!? Courtside tickets are crazy expensive! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Fire drills should be taken seriously! A security camera caught a woman falling down a manhole! I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I had a rough go with yelling goooood mornninnnng today!! Showing up unannounced to someone's house nowadays is crazy! I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Am I an old man yelling at clouds!? Excuses to use when trying to get out of plans! Tearaway pants should make a comeback! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

The "silent cry" hits like a train!! It's crazy people actually thought they were going to win a Toyota Tundra! Whenever I see the D-Generation X crotch chop I always get nostalgic! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I feel like my voice is deep like Sam Elliott's. I could never do the no-spend trend!! I have not one, but two wedding anniversaries. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Adults are apparently using pacifiers for a bunch of different reasons. Do you have any grocery store hacks to save money? A newlywed couple let their families battle it out at their wedding by playing different games to determine which last name they would take. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

President Donald Trump skipped his son's wedding this weekend. I sent an anniversary text to the wrong person this morning! Having Diplo as your dad and then getting him to play a graduation party for you is such a flex! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I got stuck in an elevator yesterday and it was all my fault! I FINE received my bread money yesterday!! Most doctors have horrible handwriting. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A grandma just set a crowd surfing world record after becoming the oldest person to crowd surf at a concert. I would love to pull a fire alarm someday! A bride went viral for the outfit she wore on her wedding day. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

People have been receiving their bread money! Have you!? A presentation on what you do for a living for your friends. My wife's vehicle is a mess! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!