The Mark & Jess Replay

Some of the most common passwords in Canada are ridiculous! A situation of, "that ain't going anywhere" that turned into, "it did in fact go somewhere." I thought I was going to look so cool when I went skydiving... I did not. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

There needs to be a new nickname for a certain name! Sleep deprivation apparently impairs cognitive function as much as alcohol intoxication. I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Transporting a live grenade is crazy! Cats get themselves into the most ridiculous situations. What kind of weird cravings do you get? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Is pulling hair out of a drain gross or satisfying!? I bought an even more expensive deodorant this week. Shower beers are the best beers. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

It's always a good idea to check the lock on the bathroom door a few times. A guy was rocked by a bison! You don't need to ask the 911 operator how they're doing. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I have absolutely zero self-control around anything sweet!! Do these names belong on the Stanley Cup? I didn't have many whoopsies this week!! So I went back into the vault and got a Weekly Whoopsies from October 2025 when Jess was still here. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I miss my Craven van! A guy is selling garbage from the streets of New York. I saw someone attempt to go the wrong way down a one-way yesterday! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

There are rules when it comes to donuts at the office. When was the last time you actually dialed someone's number? With Jess on mat leave, it was time for a blast from the past!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Accidentally liking something on social media is a scary thing! Deodorant is sooooo expensive! Is it underdog or underduck? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I sing a Shakira song as if I'm a heavy metal singer! I had to go see what a sound was last night. Losing leftovers is heartbreaking!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I wanted to give a big shout out to a kid that wore something awesome at Balfour's grad. A couple of people decided to climb to the top of the Empire State Building! A learner driver was having a tough time driving yesterday. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Dudes that are balding are so attached to their hats. There are so many amazing Canadian snacks. All this rain is actually saving us money. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!!

I took a line drive from my kid right to the gut. My Steve Harvey moment happened at the Rider game on Friday. People are going crazy for Ranch. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Old cell phones were the best! I sing a non-Creed song as if I was the lead singer of Creed, Scott Stapp. I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Jess has a very heavy foot! You can be friends with someone for years and their dad will still forget your name. Using your speaker phone in public is crazy! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Pokémon cards and hacky sacking... is it the early 2000s again!? Remember loading CDs into a disc changer in the trunk? I think I sound like Lil Jon. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Dudes need to stop wearing ball caps to weddings!! I didn't go 4-0, but my CFL picks still did well. I saw some guys playing the spoons this weekend and it was electric. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I asked Jess if she missed coming into work yet! Do you skip goodbyes when leaving a party? I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

CBC will no longer be airing NHL games on Saturday nights. The shiny dome on top of the Leg didn't stay shiny for very long!! Jess hung out for an hour this morning. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

What are some things that are a lost art!? The Knicks celebration made me a bit jealous. I have a troll! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A former Air Canada pilot has been charged with fraud after the airline says it discovered he had been allegedly flying for nearly 17 years without the proper licence. Elon Musk has become the world's first trillionaire. Did you check out the tailgating at the Rider game this weekend!? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I created a commercial for a place that no longer exists in Regina. Why do people walk backwards!? With Jess on mat leave, it was time for a blast from the past!! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

You can't be heating up fish in a work microwave!! But you also can't be pulling a gun on someone who does. A kid back in 2020 predicted the Knicks would win the 2026 NBA Finals in 6 games!! Tax Freedom Day makes me sad... All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A list of things you should never Google! A couple of songs that most people have heard but don't know the name of. How can an 18 in 1 even exist? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Sometimes you need to question your GPS. We've all slept on the job, right!? Courtside tickets are crazy expensive! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Fire drills should be taken seriously! A security camera caught a woman falling down a manhole! I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I had a rough go with yelling goooood mornninnnng today!! Showing up unannounced to someone's house nowadays is crazy! I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Am I an old man yelling at clouds!? Excuses to use when trying to get out of plans! Tearaway pants should make a comeback! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

The "silent cry" hits like a train!! It's crazy people actually thought they were going to win a Toyota Tundra! Whenever I see the D-Generation X crotch chop I always get nostalgic! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I feel like my voice is deep like Sam Elliott's. I could never do the no-spend trend!! I have not one, but two wedding anniversaries. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Adults are apparently using pacifiers for a bunch of different reasons. Do you have any grocery store hacks to save money? A newlywed couple let their families battle it out at their wedding by playing different games to determine which last name they would take. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

President Donald Trump skipped his son's wedding this weekend. I sent an anniversary text to the wrong person this morning! Having Diplo as your dad and then getting him to play a graduation party for you is such a flex! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I got stuck in an elevator yesterday and it was all my fault! I FINE received my bread money yesterday!! Most doctors have horrible handwriting. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A grandma just set a crowd surfing world record after becoming the oldest person to crowd surf at a concert. I would love to pull a fire alarm someday! A bride went viral for the outfit she wore on her wedding day. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

People have been receiving their bread money! Have you!? A presentation on what you do for a living for your friends. My wife's vehicle is a mess! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

My wife had quite the reaction to a bee this weekend. We dealt with a nightmare situation last night. Sometimes you just need to take a break and try to win some money! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I was doing a morning show on two stations this morning! We get an update from Jess on the birds that are attacking her house! It was so windy yesterday! Did you see anything that got blown away!? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Being asked to grab something from the top shelf is a wonderful feeling. Golf is such an expensive hobby! A bridge is for sale in Regina! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

President Donald Trump was not happy with a reporter yesterday. I'm pretty sure he wanted to say something else though. Getting blisters sucks! Jess's house is still under attack. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

A European airline sells tickets for special flights but doesn't reveal the destination until departure. The sun has officially stopped setting in Utqiagvik, Alaska. They will now have 84 consecutive days of daylight until August 2nd. We're getting more Fast & Furious! This time in the form of a TV series. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Robins are attacking Jess's house! Apparently UFOs aren't big enough news nowadays!? Do you remember when you realized teachers were real people too!? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

WD-40 used to be way more popular! Pope Leo's bank hung up on him because they didn't believe it was him. I only had one whoopsie this week so instead of playing just it, I went back into the vault and got a Weekly Whoopsies from around this time last year when Jess was still here. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I saw a couple go their separate ways at Winners yesterday. I thought I could outsmart Apple Maps. What is Blue Dot Fever!? All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Why mix a drink when you can just chase a shot of vodka!? Apparently I'm a sheet dog... and there's evidence of it. There are some funny lake names in Canada. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

When my parents were younger it sounds like everyone worked at Sears. Do you know your partners eye colour? You better do the Census or else! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

The pothole department at the City of Regina is likely very busy this time of year. Kasey and I got a head spa treatment this weekend and it was so nice!! A parenting fail by Kasey... not me! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Oilers fans are really sad this morning! I actually "talked" to one of them on the phone. I compile my screw-ups from throughout the week and play them. Jess popped by the studio and hung out for a few breaks. All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Canada is considering banning the sale of tobacco products to anyone born after 2008. Regina Police Chief Lorilee Davies stopped by for a chat, and since Jess is on mat leave I asked her to play the 5 Second Rule game! The universal sign for "I don't know where this dish goes." All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

I could watch the Titanic from start to finish in the time it takes my wife to pick out an outfit. I was recently "noticed" on LinkedIn! The most popular baby names in the province for 2025 were revealed! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Pronouncing some Saskatchewan town names can be hard! Typing on a keyboard vs a typewriter. A woman who lost her husband and son in the Titan submersible disaster says their remains came back in what looked like small "shoeboxes." All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!

Have you ever been called because you were a reference on someone's passport application? What did you call the childhood game where you would knock on a stranger's door and run away? If I was on a flight with the Pope, I would have zero flight anxiety! All this and more on The Mark and Jess Replay!