Everything Bad

As the Everything Boys face a new year, they tackle it the only way they know: pointless rambling. Talk about Jedi: Fallen Order and The Mandelorian, 6 Underground, The Irishman, and “What’s the Dumbest Thing You Can Think Of?” Plus, Brooks’ correspondent report from Dubai.

It’s the gift that keeps on giving! Winners of the previous Bad Brackets (but that’s a good thing) face each other in head-to-head combat. Mad Max: Fury Road, Portal 2, The Burger King, Michael Keaton, and more!

It’s all about videogames this time, folks. Frankly, there are almost too many good games to mention, but the Everything Boys give it a shot! Tune in to hear the most controversial bracket winner of podcast history. Death Stranding, Apex Legends, Luigi’s Mansion 3, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare -- these games, and many more, fight it out in a battle royale of quality entertainment.

After an oddly good year of entertainment, The Everything Boys give us their top picks for the movies and films of 2019. The Mandelorian, Silicon Valley, The Tick, What We Do in the Shadows, The Boys -- and the list just keeps going from there.

Part two of the Year End Wrap Up Specialz!!! (With a “z”). The Everything Boys air their grievances with the games that just didn’t stack up in 2019. Gears 5, Void Bastards, Devil May Cry 5, and Generation Zero, to name just a few.

Part one of the Year End Wrap Up Specialz!!! (With a “z”). The boys share their most disappointing movies and TV shows of the year. Somehow, they still liked most things on the list, because optimism is simply the best. Stranger Things, Game of Thrones, Too Old to Die Young, and many more!

Ok Boomer! The Everything Boys give a second chance to some of their previous bracket’s contenders. Mad Max: Fury Road, Addams Family Values, Bojack Horseman, and Titanfall 2, to name just a few. Plus! General fitness, Tom Hardy’s real name, and how they feel about Remnant: From the Ashes. (Finally!)

The Everything Boys discuss mockumentaries, shows-within-shows, and the fine art of parody. Including, but not limited to: Reno 911, The Office, American Vandal, and What We Do in the Shadows. Plus! Call of Duty: Modern Warfare and Luigi’s Mansion 3.

Fork. Bed. Pants. Ice cubes. This bracket has it all! Until it doesn’t. Can the Everything Boys figure out anime? Let’s find out. Plus, The Righteous Gemstones is a pretty good show that The Boys would like to talk about.

Evil, conniving, and oddly funny video game characters take their shot at the bigtime. Psycho Mantis? Bowser? Dr. Robotnik? GLaDOS? Gannon? Pyramid Head? Not Sephiroth, that’s for sure. Plus, a surprisingly emotional reaction to 343 Guilty Spark. Did you know that Paris Hilton was in Repo: The Genetic Opera?

The Everything Boys set a new record for bad opinions when they decide the best portrayal of Batman. Plus! Living with Yourself, co-starring Paul Rudd and Paul Rudd. More talk about Control/Alan Wake/Max Payne. Also! Kane & Lynch, and various complaints about Ubisoft games (The Division, Ghost Recon, Far Cry, etc.)

A true doubles match on this episode. Toy Story 2 & Mario Maker 2 face off against Empire Strikes Back & Titanfall 2. Thor: Ragnarok & Batman: Arkham City against The Dark Knight & Street Fighter 2. And many, many more! Plus, the Fortnite blackout, and some pretty good shows to watch.

Check this one out, broh. Everyone from Pencilvester to Ants in My Eyes Johnson, broh. Also Jerry. And then: Corgis! Tim Burton’s Dumbo? Spoilers for Spiderman: Far From Home, and more Just Cause 4.

The Everything Boys don their colorful felt novelty heads and drive thru the bracket of pandering spokes-creatures. Plus! Yoku’s Island Express, The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening and What We Do in the Shadows.

The Everything Boys are bringing you some next-level brackets in this one. Winners from the eight previous episodes go head-to-head in a tournament for the ages. Tune in to discover the shocking result (or the obvious result, if you saw this coming).

In this spooktacular episode, the Everything Boys take on a bracket of thrillers, chillers, and psychological horror movies. Plus, the Mandela effect, hard to believe facts, and spooky news. (Bracket includes: Cabin in the Woods, Get Out, The Thing, Alien, Pitch Black, Cube, 28 Days Later, and Saw)

Baffling corporate marketing naming conventions. Coffee liqueur. Mysterious seasonal sugar water. The Everything Boys follow their dreams and find their Mech Squad name. Lazer mouth sounds. Briefcasing in Europe. Plus! Gears 5. Just Cause 4. Control. Creature in the Well.

Happy Almost-Halloween! The Everything Boys are joined by Jay to play Pokemon trivia, talk about ghosts, and determine which old-school movie monsters live up to their reputation. Plus! Turkish delight, peanut butter whiskey, and big-foot.

I’m Dwane Johnson, f*ck you! The human sound machines (Everything Boys) either know too much or too little about reality shows; it’s hard to tell. Plus! The Wandering Earth has some questionable physics, but still makes an impact.

What is the best superpower? Finally The Everything Boys find an answer. Plus, more from “The Boys”. Everything Bad Boys. Everything Bad Boys and The Boys. The Amazon Bad Boys. Amazon Prime Video Presents Everything Bad Boys Boys.

Rickle Pick: is it technically a portmanteau? This week is all about cartoon shows. Also! Spoilers for Atlanta, invisible cars, surrealism, and a little pinch of Sorry to Bother You.

Hall Kyle 2 - It’s all about video games folks! (One genre, specifically). Plus, Alita: Battle Angel, Game Time for Guinness World Records.

What are you hiding, Colin Hanks? Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits, Arby’s Curly Fries, and Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Plus, every movie featuring a white guy in it. Paul Rudd is currently 50 years old. Keanu Reeves is 54.

How many jackets does this guy need? Liam Neeson in “Cold Pursuit” (spoilers), and Sam Elliot in “The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then The Bigfoot”. Plus! Nielsen ratings, and Jordan Peele gives Us all a movie to watch.

It’s Stormzy outside for the Everything Boys, who get flooded by weird band names. Outdated video game mechanics featuring Void Bastards, Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, and Halo. Knives are not boots, my friend.

Ham on a signpost, Batman! (v. Superman.) Movies were made, and the Everything Boys either watched them or didn’t, like a paradox that doesn’t mean anything. More Game of Thrones Guessing, and spoilers for an actual slapping contest. The Art of Self Defense with Jesse Eisenberg, Captive State with John Goodman, and Once Upon a Time in Hollywood from Quinten Tarentino.

It’s our news debut with Everything to prove. Spoilers for Bone Tomahawk -- and maybe Saw 2? Plus, the Everything Boys go to regionals for the annual Guessing Game of Thrones tournament (spoilers for that, too).

E3 news: Better late than never! Especially when the Everything Boys gloss over most of it. Plus! Cancelled and/or uncancelled TV shows and healthy dose of hyperviolence. Spoilers for Bad Times at the El Royale.

Childhood toys ain’t nothing to sneeze at! Then again, the Everything Boys never had VR to play with. The ASMR segment gets weird this week, so the Boys calibrate their TVs and resort to talking about games again. Echo Arena, The Surge, Metal Gear Survive, Outer Wilds, Void Bastards, Trials Rising, etc. Spoilers for Kin?

The Everything Boys ruin fan mail for everybody. Ninja Turtles, Stranger Things, The Simpsons, and Black Mirror. Any topics longer than two words? You betcha.

Here comes a new challenger! Aaron stops by Everythingtown to talk about stuff from Las Vegas, and contributes to the Everything Boy’s world famous “Liquor Tricks” compendium. Spoilers! For John Wick 2 and Game of Thrones.

Break out your A-Team Vodka and drink along with the Everything Boys! In the second edition of Everything Fan Mail, the Boys’ll be there to figure out the worst pizza. Surviving Mars, Rage 2 and other Bethesda brick-a-brack, and spoilers for Dragged Across Concrete.

The Everything Boys learn about some movies people didn’t like, and debut their very first fan mail. Shazam! All orphans have superpowers. Also: Overwatch, Dirt Rally 2, Ghost Recon Wildlands, and some confusion about Terminator.

It’s man vs. machine in this episode! Car v. bicycle v. electric scooter, and the Everything Boys face their toughest enemy yet. Sandwiches. “Oculus Rift Uses Nausea Attack!” Plus: aging action stars, Hyundai, and movies based on video games.

A fine gasoline is just like a fine whiskey: written by Cormac Mccarthy. It’s time to play a game! More talk about Days Gone, Red Dead Redemption 2, Borderlands 3, Devil May Cry 5, and weird guns in video games. John Wick? Sure, why not? Spoilers for Mortal Kombat 11.

Did the Everything Boys see a movie? Yep. Is that premise alone worth spending an hour of you precious time on? It’s for you to decide.

What wrong with Steam? Spoilers for Overlord, The Umbrella Academy, and your face. The Everything Boys aren’t as lazy as you think, but who are you to judge? Hopefully, Brooks learns a valuable lesson about insulting Ellen Page.

It’s a Joker competition over at the Everything Store. They’ve got bad games with good reviews, rad names for sad emus, and hot-takes for half-off the sticker price! Spoilers for Prospect! And maybe Aquaman too, if you’re into that sort of thing.

Psychedelic liquid on the rocks, and spoilers like you’ve never seen (with your ears)! The Everything Boys discuss the grammatically correct way to sauna with The Thing, and then fail to spoil Mandy for everybody.

What’s wrong with the MCU? Don’t ask the Everything Boys, they couldn’t tell the difference between rum and a hole in the ground. Sugar isn’t illegal, y’all (but don’t let that stop you).

It’s time to play a game -- welcome to fun! You’ve got a Jason face if I’ve ever seen one. Things the boys enjoyed this week include: Resident Evil 2: Remake, Rob Schneider, the Joker, and Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse.

Matt battles the flat earth on high speed motorcycles. It’s physics, people! German shepherds move like snakes, and the mystery of how this podcast became known as Everything Bad.

The concept of clear tequila really throws the boys for a loop in this one. Quick! Eat your bagels and list a bunch of random TV shows.

In this episode, the Everything Boys pop open a bottle o’ bourbon, and slap down some sweet Mission Impossible mouth sounds. Games briefly mentioned include: Battlefield V Firestorm, Pokemon Go, Anthem, Baba is You, and so on.