Horny For Love

The SEASON 2 FINALE has arrived!!! Thank you to all the loyal and iconic listeners, you really are the cat's meow. In celebration, John Anthony and Andrea invite two former guests, Steve Han and Sophie Gorai, back onto the pod, crowning them as the official winners of the season! And all they have to do to claim their crowns is kiss ;) This hot foursome recaps a recent trip to Solvang and Santa Barbara, discusses their go-to karaoke songs, and debates whether the dicks in movies are real or prosthetic. In addition, they all play a hot and sweaty game of TRUTH or DAB! Hard hitting questions are answered, a BFA worthy orgasm is released, tears are shed! Tune in cuties

Raise your hand if you're sweating! This week John Anthony offers up a hot and steamy tale that takes place in a sauna somewhere in North America. With respect to his boyfriends' (yes, plural) privacy, an exact location cannot be stated at this time. What we can say is that it happened in the middle of the night and that, because of this story, the special word of this episode is "tugging". We hope you'll tune in to find out why. Andrea reveals the SICKEST and dirtiest thing about her ex and your two hosts chat the politics of being nude. They determine that there are you friends and then there are your friends you feel comfortable seeing naked. Janth and Dre also chat fucking at parties, fucking in bathrooms, fucking in outdoor dining patio thingys...sorry. They also provide their two cents on two movies--"Saltburn" and "May December." Spoilers are abound. You've been warned!

Oh, how the tables have turned! In a continuation of last week's format, Ms. Andrea Lee sits down with famed writer and sex icon, John Anthony (Lee) Loffredo to find out the TRUTH behind who he is and how he got here. Andrea asks some probing questions to her biological sister and John Anthony reveals the lengths he went to m*sturb*te in secret, why he was so ashamed of sex (gay), some hard truths about his ex, and what it was like to transition from straight to gay/actor to writer. Was his one true dream to be a child star?? Is marriage really still on the table??! How big IS his penis????! Ms. Andrea Lee gets to the bottom of it all. If that sounds titillating to you...that's because it is you little freak. p.s. Flavor of the Week returns with a deep dive into some of John Anthony's favorite childhood snacks. Not all of them live up to the hype but that's because...we're in LA. And infamously, LA is not an Italian city. CAPICHE?!

This week John Anthony assumes the role of power dom TOP, thrusting his beloved cohost into the hot seat, in order to get to the bottom of the world's longest unanswered question: Who is Andrea Lee Christensen? That's right! We're devoting a whole episode to dissecting the glamorous, fabulous, cultural icon and baby star, Andrea! We thought it might be a wee bit fun and a wee bit interesting for all the new listeners (of which there are thousands) to spend some time getting to know your infamous, horny hosts. John Anthony interviews Andrea (Barbara Walters style) asking her about what it as like to grow up in Taipei, what factors lead her to become San Jose's most ardent prude, and how she managed to become the sexy little minx she is today! Will she truly stop at nothing to get the glitz and the glam?? Is true fame her one and only wish??? What causes her the most shame AND the most pleasure???! Listen in cuties!! BONUS: We introduce our new segment, Flavor of the Week! Andrea walks us through some of her all time favorite snacks. What better way to get to know someone than through the things they put into their stomach!? Yum!!

This week Janth and Dre discuss the pressure to identify yourself in Hollywood. Dre crowns herself a triple threat (actor/writer/director) but Janth has a bone to pick. They also give a full recap of their highly anticipated dinner date--outfit descriptions and full menu breakdown included (it's giving Lily Rose Depp and Timothée Chalamet #tbt) . Some important topics are discussed: the politics of sucking toes and eating ass, polyamory on the red carpet, and the importance of tasting...yourself. OUR ENEMIES, Slobbish Behavior, and Are You Friends with Your Mom This Week? all make a captivating return. Ultimately, Janth and Dre are just two girls wondering how being dirty, nasty little piggies could be so wrong when it feels so right?!

Cheers! (wasn't that clink sexy??) John Anthony and Andrea are thinking a lot about friendships in this episode. What has happened to the friends who've wronged us? The friends (and lovers) we've let go?? Who holds our histories??!? It's giving philosopher. It's giving depth. Look, sometimes we don't have the capacity to be silly little girls. Frivolity isn't always the answer!!! Apres the deep stuff, Janth fills us in on his recent trip to San Francisco (dance floor make-outs, high heels, and a surprise appearance from an LA character) and drops a BOMBSHELL live on the pod. And let's just say, Andrea is...not happy. Your horny hosts also share their thoughts on the two hottest books at current: Julia Fox's memoir and Britney Spears' memoir.

We can't lie about this, it's Halloween when we recorded this. In spirit of the holiday, John Anthony and Andrea reflect on their Halloweekends of present and of yore, on the pains and pleasures of picking the right costume, and share a little story of a sexy masked encounter. John Anthony updates us on the 10 (disappointing) and learns a really strange fact about Andrea that he truly never knew and let's just say...it's shocking. OUR ENEMIES! segment is filled to the brim (we hate a lot of people this week! (we are brave and honest about that) (but also what we have to say is very creative and not what you may be thinking so get ready for that)). Janth and Dre ponder many questions: Do we have DSL's?? How do you pronounce the word won??? Have we finally become...influential??? They may not have the answers but, if there's one thing they know for sure, John Anthony is always congested and Andrea is always sweating.

Sometimes when you think you have nothing to say...it's your time to speak up. And that's how this episode was born. This week your sexy little hosts discuss why Andrea is dressed like a 1950s woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown, why we are embarrassed about the celebrities we've met (served in a restaurant setting), and chat about the kooky-ooky joy of seeing Dicks: The Musical! (Before you ask: yes we ARE open to seeing Killers of the Flower Moon). OUR ENEMIES segment returns and leads Janth and Dre to discover the answers to man's greatest mysteries: what is the secret thrill of a group dinner/is there enough food in nature?? We also chat about the politics of moving in with your lover of 3 months and...we need to talk about the shoe rack, dang NABBIT!! (You'll get it. (Trust.))

Welcome BACK to the BROADCAST! Your hosts Tan-iana Johnson (Dre) and Sexual Creature (Janth) have certainly been...up to something. This week, your burning questions about Andrea's trip to Mexico are answered: Is she engaged??? (No.) Did she have crazy sex??? (Yes.) John Anthony tells the tales of the sexual critters currently working their way into his...heart and admits why he had to...leave the cafe. Your horny hosts detail their latest enemies, The Captain and The Cockblocker (sheer terror has occurred in the gay club and the black lagoon!), and even share some culture recs: Chappell Roan (wow.), RHOP (iykyk), and this fantasy trilogy that John Anthony can't spell (sorry). This episode is truly salacious. Like SERIOUSLY, it's sexy. You WILL sweat while listening. We are hot, we are bothered. We hope you are too. p.s. We want to engage to you! Tell us a sexy secret, propose a question you want answered, share a little tip or two!! Why are you so afraid to talk to us??? srslyyy!! dm us already!!! plz don't make us beg.

It's time to air our grievances. Scratched and botched no more, this episode contains the much anticipated unveiling of a formerly redacted segment we like to call, "OUR ENEMIES". We know what you're thinking-Live and let live! Let go! Forget the haters! If it were up to us, we'd agree with you but...we have a podcast. So, restaurant villains, rude airlines, even Mother Nature herself are deliciously scrutinized! In addition, your horny hosts talk too much about farts in this episode (I'm sure you're not surprised). Would you dare fart in front of your family? Your friends?? Your LOVERS??? It turns out there's nothing more vulnerable (or hilarious) than passing gas. Janth and Dre also discuss why Queen Charlotte is making them so horny and what's really going on with the third installment of My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Okay. You're probably wondering. Why can't we stop talking about poop??? And the truth is...we both have anal (jk we're saving that for our husbands!) This week on the pod, as a way of introducing themselves to the exorbitant amount of new listeners (five thou at least), John Anthony and Andrea share some of the pivotal sexual experiences that shaped them. A bacchic sparty in Budapest. A first kiss in London with tingling effects. Ross and Rachel. Axel and Roxas. Your horny hosts chat all things egg donation, simping for the wrong guys, and escaping the toxicity of "will they won't they" relationships. Is it healthy to have three husbands? Is it acceptable to kiss before brushing your teeth?? Is it possible to become famous without selling out??? Wouldn't you like to know. P.S. please ignore our outsized reactions to the phantom leaf blowing sounds that you absolutely cannot hear.

BOO! The SpOoOoky Season is upon us--FRUGAL GIRL FALL! What is this season you ask? Why, it's the scariest one of all! It comes whenever you're broke, sexy, and it's Fall! Andrea and John Anthony get #real and #honest this week on the pod, running a self-diagnostic to determine how they ended up in this financial season (we are victims of girl math). But if you find yourself in this similar spooky position, despair not! Your horny hosts offer up some cheap (and cute) date ideas, teach you how to "work with what you have", and how to be sexy on a budget! Andrea and John Anthony discuss what two plates of (free) meat slop will do to an empty stomach (poop talk never leaves us), the possibility of starting an OnlyFans, and how some pre-scheduled dry-humping can revitalize anyone's sex life! Do you dream of Justin Beiber? Would you become an industry plant?? Why IS everybody a sexy baby??? Press play girlies!!!

Raw. Unfiltered. Quirky. A return to form, if you will. This week it's just John Anthony and Andrea (We've been naughty little parents neglecting our sweet, sweet children (you)!!! We're SO sorry). Your horny hosts don't hold back discussing all things ghosting (rude), the jealous rage induced by your boyfriend going to a bachelor party, and the politics of sharting (beware the manchengo). Beyonce's B-Day concert, The Sex Lives of College Girls, where to eat oysters in LA, no stone is left unturned. This episode also contains the tell-all you've all been waiting for...who had John Anthony's heart all a flutter at the writer's retreat? And why did it all go sour??? Andrea gets to the bottom of things Oprah Winfrey style.

Completely silly, giggly feelings inspired by our silly, giggly guest, comedian, redhead, and girl who's just living her life, Avery Girion!! John Anthony and Andrea chat with this adorable LA native (or is she from Ellis Island? You decide.) about what it was like to go to an all girls school, get peer-pressured by her parents into attending a quinceañera for a girl she never knew, and wait until prom to reveal her snatched figure to all her high-school teachers. This horny trio dissect Avery's sexual history and she opens up about losing her virginity at a 5-star hotel in Palm Springs, doing anal at 14 (jk), and explains why she feels she destined to be part of a #powercouple. Janth and Dre coach Avery on the importance of allowing someone to earn your affection and dare her to bravely go where no woman has gone before...asking out her secret crush!! The most powerful time to manifest? As you're cumming. Raising your standards? Might lead to a dry spell. Avery's silky, sultry voice? Might lure away Andrea's boyfriend. Yeah...this episode is excellent. Lots of accent work in this one. p.s. The Obamas are mentioned several times. Find Avery on Instagram @averygirion and @babemotel to stay up to date with her upcoming shows in NYC this September and beyond.

Why do you all know way too much about Grimace, and not nearly enough about Courtney?! This week John Anthony and Andrea welcome onto the pod natural blonde comedian, Courtney O'Donnell!! When she isn't writing quippy little tweets for Mickey D's she's gallivanting all across LA in fabulous outfits making people chuckle their little hearts out! This sexy trio discuss the major difference between LA and NYC dating scenes (spoiler they're the same), the pain of situationships, and settle the age old debate--is there only room for one star in a relationship??? Courtney opens up about how college was the perfect antidote to virginity and about her greatest struggle--steering clear from industry dudes. Janth, Dre, and Court even bravely talk trash about the original prude...Carrie Bradshaw. Hurry up and listen before we bleep the whole episode!!!

EVERYONE we have officially arrived at the post pandemic PEAK WHORE era!! In celebration John Anthony and Andrea welcome onto the pod comedian, gay twin, and peak whore, Dylan Adler! Dylan delves into his gay past sharing with your horny hosts the complications and joys of having a gay twin brother, dodging viruses on the family PC (been there), and even admits that things got naughty with mama's back massager (sos). Equally as exciting, Dylan delves into his gay present discussing whether or not to participate in dark room, how visiting Fire Island is sorta like watching porn right in front of you everywhere you turn, and how when you're in feral state...anything goes. Come for the horny tales, stick around for the Lin Manuel impression and what it was like to write for James Corden! This episode? We think you'd love it. You can find Dylan on Instagram @dylanadler_ , tickets for his solo show at Dynasty Typewriter on 9/6 are available now!

This week on the pod John Anthony and Andrea are joined by the bold, the brash, the BEAUTIFUL, Siena East! As an LA native, love and film are, unfortunately, intertwined. And Siena is dating for the story, queens! She chats with your horny little hosts about the right to shit in a lover's toilet, what writing fanfic taught her about sex, and what it really means when the boy you just f*cked gets out of bed to put on his shorts. John Anthony and Siena discover they have the same disease--creating a complete life story with every single person they have a crush on. Calm down! You're not special!! It's a writer's job to create compelling narrative arcs wherever possible!!! Siena gets candid about finding love on the picket line (#uniongirlie), why casual sex is sorta like rock climbing, and why we need to talk more about small dicks!! Find Siena on Instagram @sienaeast and at their comedy show, Full Hog.

ROLL CALL! If you too went to the infamous institution where we studied acting, prepare to get called on. This week we have recovering actor and fellow Juilliard (or Pace) alum Ruby Frankel on the pod and we do not hold back. Take a walk down memory lane with us… who did who while rehearsing Danny and the Deep Blue Sea? Who made a psycho map connecting dots of who was fucking freshman year? WHO STOMPED M&Ms INTO THE CARPET????? Ruby spills all about entering acting school a nepo baby (brave), her fuck schedule at rehab, and we discuss the best time of day to have anal (after second poop). Say “here” when you hear your name!!!

EXTRA! EXTRA!! Have we got NEWS for you!! One of your horny hosts has a BOYFRIEND and it's NOT John Anthony. In this sexy little midsummer recap Janth and Dre dish on Dre's new beau, examine the power of the hickey, and wrestle with man's greatest philosophical question…“can you make good art without struggle?” Dre recaps her ex-boyfriend tour in NYC: high school exes reuniting at Sweeney Todd, long term exes reuniting over eggs and hickeys, and toxic exes reuniting over a truly bonkers, bananas phone call. What would you do if your ex told you he made a documentary about you??! Write, direct, and star in a short film of your own. Duh. We can't be f*cking with low vibrates! Positive vibrates only!!

This week John Anthony and Andrea are joined by FAMOUS open mic comedian, Chopped ™ Winner, and AI truther Haley Stiel! The three have a lively chat about what made Haley gay—stepping away from Orthodox Judaism?? No electricity when the p hits the v?! Becoming celiac???! We're still not sure. What we are sure about is why Haley became the very best, bi (costal) open mic comedian—being rejected multiple times from collegiate improv teams. Haley opens up about moving to LA for the veggies, being Jewish, and how to dress for varying lesbian social circles. And if that's not enough to wet your palette, John Anthony and Haley might just be ready to collab off pod (aka gay ppl having a child). More on that later!   Haley Stiel is the co-host of weekly open mic, Wife Cereal (Mondays at Café Tropical) and full time resident of Babe Motel (@thebabemotel). You can find Haley on Instagram @haleyuka .

This week John Anthony and Andrea are joined by writer, actor, and sexual deviant Tapley (iconic moniker)! He shares how coming out of the closet was made easier by being tall...and by being able to absolutely read his bullies for filth. He takes your horny hosts on an epic journey that covers seducing bi-curious men from west Texas, what it takes to love somebody from head to foot, and the complications of being...well-endowed. The three chat writing and selling features, the importance of style, and the hardships of being gay and unique in acting school. When it comes to Tapley, nothing is off limits...except where he acquired his signature scent!

Curtain up!! This week John Anthony and Andrea are joined by fellow prude and acting school expat, Sophie Gorai! And honey, she came ready to weaponize that BFA. The threesome reminisce on their time at this infamous, unnamed institution and what happens when acting teachers go too far (aka tell you to go to therapy). They also chat cumming, squirting, and reckon with the one thing acting school couldn't prepare them for...finishing in front of an audience. Sophie opens up about what her hoe phase has taught her about what she wants in her next partner...and in the bedroom. Raucous laughter, sexy giggles, and a deep raspy voice! Prepare to enter the multi-verse of mixed asian women and their gay best friends! Check out Sophie's podcast "Let's Find Out!" hosted with good pal, Logan Thomason. Find Sophie on Instagram @sophiegorai.

Hubba Hubba! This week John Anthony and Andrea are joined by EMMY-NOMINATED writer, comedian, and dog hotelier, Ellory Smith! She's healed, she's evolved, and she's 100% Irish. This juicy trio discuss the sexual politics of body hair, finding your power while working a day job, and how exciting it is when a coffee thing becomes a date thing! Ellory shares her secrets to stand-up, preaches the importance of community love, and shares why the writer's strike is so important (duh!). She even helps Andrea and John Anthony examine how the scars of their childhood are effecting their dating lives...woof. This conversation is healthy, empowering, and transparent--the only thing Ellory gatekeeps is how to go blonde without going broke!

EEEK! It's scream queen central! This week your horny hosts have a lot to be squealing about!! John Anthony recaps his second AIDS/LifeCycle ride...and dishes on who he was spotted kissing at the finish line. Andrea reviews her blind date and shares the horror of spit ending up in the wrong places. As summer approaches, your horny hosts question whether there is a right time to catch feelings and reckon with the very real possibility that...love has entered the chat. It's just us this week, and the tea is hot!

This week your sexy hosts are joined by the mother of the House of Superstar, Miss Superstar! The former strip club manager, future matchmaker is the perfect person to be doling out the hottest advice on love and sex. And oh queen, does Miss Superstar deliver! She lays out the rules for a perfect blind date but, dishes why she isn't currently on the market. Instead, she's preparing for a "wholesome fuccboi summer". Andrea and John Anthony chat with Miss Superstar about dick piercings, falling in love as an au pair, and having a one night stand in the middle of a wedding. Have you ever heard of BlaBlaCar? How about a European couch surfing app?? Get ready for an education. Miss Superstar is funny, sexy, and raw. Your favorite former prudes are all ears!

La La LAAA! This week John Anthony and Andrea sit down with recovering Gleek, Steve Han! This conversation is hilarious, wide ranging, and littered with musical theater references. This harmonious trio discusses the Wicked leaks, the Funny Girl drama, and divulge their dream roles of course. Steve regales us with stories about his grassroots path to becoming Homecoming King, a first date with a rice queen who has a curious predilection for egg drop soup, and informs us why posting “For Good” lyrics as your status is essentially the same as coming out. Lots of pod lore formulating, it's good to keep the mystery alive! Follow Steve on Instagram @yoko_homo

A hiatus? She can't last forever, sweetheart. And to celebrate the grand return of your favorite sex-deprived sluts, we have a very special guest, John Anthony's literal sister, ALYSSA DOM TOP! This discussion is vibrant, hilarious, and relatable. Alyssa shares her trials and tribulations of attempting to find true love on Hinge, teaches Janth and Dre that they are a prize to be wanted, and reveals that sometimes the only way to get your crush to pay attention to you is to spend the weekend with a surfer from California. These three cuties chat about what kind of prudes they are, why working in a restaurant is high school theater, and applaud Alyssa's romcom ready skin! Tune in, prudes!!

Hiatus who?! It's the holiday season honey and we had to serve our listeners a sexy little treat. Andrea and John Anthony (if you can even remember we exist) are back and CHICER than EVER, darling! New haircuts! New BOYFRIENDS!! New ANAL ENCOUNTERS!!! This episode is brimming with updates. Dre and Janth chat what it's like to have so many boyfriends, why their boyfriends keep breaking up with them, and why their boyfriends always seem to have other boyfriends. If that wasn't enough, your horny twosome recaps their first ever FAN SWEEPSTAKES where in which one lucky listener got to accompany them on a romp across Greece! And let's just say…now we know what the Odyssey's about.

One year into this mess and your horny hosts have lots to say. Little Miss Andrea and Little Miss John Anthony get into everything they discovered about themselves while chronicling their sex lives weekly and discuss the future of the pod. Don't worry...this sexy little duo isn't going anywhere ;)

Calling all reformed prudes and aspiring ho's! This week Andrea and John Anthony welcome to the pod the craziest bitch they know from college––Cara Fortuna! She's comedic, she's stunning, and she has a higher body count than anyone you know! And as we learn on this weeks episode, lots of sex brings lots of wisdom. Janth and Dre chat with Cara about pre-nups, pre-coital dumplings, and premature ejaculation from eating ass. Cara has no shortage of wild stories with wild guys, but ultimately she's like the rest of us...horny and looking for love. It's giving girl at the beginning of the rom com. PLUS, repeat guest Michael Loffredo joins the conversation to help Cara prepare your horny hosts for their sexcapades overseas! Michael and Cara just returned from Europe and...let's just say they learned a thing or two.

Ring a Ding!! Wedding bells are ringing!!! This week, Andrea and John Anthony welcome their first ever engaged guest (omg) on the pod—Phil Sieverding! Phil is a long time friend, incredibly talented designer, and all around chic New Yorker (hot!!). This sexy threesome chats all things wedding planning, soulmates, being a slut, and of course the age old debate…LA v NYC. Grab a journal girlies, you're gonna wanna take notes!!

This week, we put the emphasis on HORNY. John Anthony finally achieves the full s*ck and c*m, while Andrea hears from her ex...but it's not the one you're thinking of! Your sexy and talented hosts ponder whether it's possible for an ex to reach out to you as a friend or if there is always an ulterior motive and if too much sexting before IRL sex can ruin the connection with a potential lover. A flirtationship escalates! Steamy pics are received!! Janth and Dre have a SHARED EX?! This epi is NOT to be missed!!!

ALERT! ALERT! Red Flags abound!! This week your horny twosome is joined by an impromptu guest…the sultry, infamous roomie, and all around talent, Amber! Amber joins Andrea and John Anthony for a lively discussion about homie hopping, attending a friend's wedding, and how good sex can change your life forever. Hard boiled eggs! Giggles! Tequila! No stone unturned, ladies!

Why are we always being bicoastal?! Truly iconic. While John Anthony's away Andrea will play! On this week's episode, Dre recaps a couple steamy encounters and Janth resumes their love affair with New York. Your horny hosts divulge some go-to tricks to make your date go from dreamy to steamy, chat about why it may be too soon to move back to New York, and discuss the proper protocol for the moment the person you ghosted stops you on the street and you realize they're hot (only in New York baby!!). Growth is always happening girlies!! Sometimes you just need to take a stroll through NYC to realize it!!!!!

Silver Fox?! More like...Silver Ferret. John Anthony becomes entangled with two older men this week and questions why he likes his boys hard to get, while Andrea searches for what comes after "the era of great sex" on the journey to love. Your horny hosts chat bathroom blowies, the open mic to hook up pipeline, and the disinformation surrounding getting wet and pH!!! Can you guess Janth and Dre's love languages?? Are you ready for some iconic Lessons of Love (tm)??? Do you think everyone in LA is a character?!?! Pull up a chair, hunni!

Does having a lot of sex lead to a richer life?? Can a good blow job lead to love?? Can Broadway girls do a pop album??? These burning questions might have disappointing answers according to your lovelorn hosts. It's still Cancer season, apparently. John Anthony's Cancer Sun and Andrea's Cancer Moon are acting up, joining forces to deliver this absolutely sexy, yet emotional episode! Dre and Janth also chat the breaking Funny Girl news, discuss what era they are in, and what it means to grow up ugly and ashamed! Yay!!

VROOM, VROOM!! Making out in a convertible?! Banging on the balcony?!! Sweet kisses and strategic handies?!?! Andrea and John Anthony are horned up and ready to ride! Your two sexi hosts chat about all the men that stumbled into their lives this week and who they're most looking forward to seeing again. BUT WAIT, your girlies are NOT just sex obsessed freaks! They are inquisitive, sensitive souls and this week they ponder whether the first cut is truly the deepest. Tune in, king!!

SLUTTY! SEXY! SULTRY, EVEN! Go fetch the bikinis babes!!! In a birthday celebration fit for a KING, Andrea and John Anthony head to Palm Springs and give you the ultimate play by play. Our first ever real time record, an artistic audio diary if you will, takes you right into the heat of the moment! Heart palpitations, 2 am jacuzzi talks, and a gaggle of gays!! Which of John Anthony's crushes made a move? Can a musical theater piano bar be straight?? DID WE USE THE CONDOMS??! Obviously, you're listening to find out.

A tragicom told in four parts, "A Flop for Mankind" details Andrea's horrifying interactions with four EMBARRASSING men this week in LA. John Anthony regales us with a minor flop of his own. Your horny hosts discuss baby hands on full grown men, how the ick *actually* comes and goes, and the term "oppoflop" is coined (a flop but opposite, so like...good). Is this the summer of threesomes?? Will Dre and Janth finally get to be baby??? What on EARTH is about to go down in PALM SPRINGS!?!?! Ears OPEN, ladies!!

OUR HERO RETURNS!! After much wonder and endless discussion, John Anthony has finally made the incredible journey from San Francisco to Los Angeles for AIDS/LifeCycle! Janth and Dre discuss all things ALC—the magic, the beauty, and even the steamy steamy. There is talk of skinny dipping, dolphins, dancing, and more. This episode is a recap for the ages!

REJOICE! The kid munching at the back of the classroom and the girl doodling in the second row have been REUNITED IN PERSON ONCE MORE! Andrea is back from her travels to Puerto Rico, Miami, and NYC, to name a few. John Anthony is back on the prowl and getting ready for his much anticipated bike ride in ONE WEEK... and our winsome twosome have come down with a serious plague indeed––the often alluded-to, deadly serious case of "THE ICK." Has a crush ever suffered a worse fate?

This week, we're acting bi-costal. Andrea has spent the week gallivanting with her girlies and is coming to us live from Miami just as John Anthony is finally free to roam around the hot town we call home (la)! Our horny hosts bring us up to date on what the hell is going on with their crushes! There is a lot of chatter about "the park"...what is that about? Listen to find out! Short, sweet, and to the sexy point!

Just two LA girlies thinking thoughts! This week on the pod, Andrea wonders if LA has made her less interesting and John Anthony marvels at just how interesting he has become! Both ponder what it means to be "conventional" and recap some recent dates (good, bad, and virtual even!) Andrea and John Anthony chit chat about reality TV, the Blood Moon, and becoming Fanny Brice.

We're ZOOMIN! Why you may ask? I guess you'll have to listen to find out!! (ever heard of madame rona??) John Anthony's on again off again crush is back on in a big way and Andrea is recovering from heartbreak in the best way possible...hot sex. Your horny hosts chat about seeing Lorde, Cat Cohen, making new friends, and the pathetic tears of self-pity. Tons of fun giggle sounds in this episode! Such a treat!!

MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY!! An unexpected oracle has arrived in the chat, and we're ready to let her speeeeeaak! Our first and truest fan, Stacy Palomino joins our horny twosome this week to chat sex, LA, and of course LOVE. Stacy is chock full of wisdom, one-liners, and sexy mantras that you're gonna wanna write down! She gives Andrea some love advice and shares with John Anthony some tips on how to find the tastiest tacos in town. If every man is just a chapter, why should we stop reading????!

QUEENS, WE'RE BACK! Feeling like two mothers being away from their children for the first time, Andrea and John Anthony are all too excited to be back in front of the mic. This epi is jam packed with sexy updates; Andrea recaps the weeklong southwestern road-trip she took with a former lover and John Anthony puts on his stand-up comedy crown, and ladies, it looks great. The horny twosome chats falling for mysterious men (so over!), the INCREDIBLE film “Everything, Everywhere, All At Once”, and practice manifesting a “Sex and the City” lifestyle for their 30s.

Synome. Synomie. Sonoma. Andrea and John Anthony are transformed after their weekend in wine country! Andrea recaps her weeklong birthday bender and John Anthony laughs and laughs about being treated like a queen in NorCal. Your two horny hosts give their hot takes on Mother Wolf, Poppy's, the city of San Francisco, and the wineries of Sonoma. Lots of laughter, lots of munching, this episode is tasty tasty!!

Kooky, wacky, beautiful. This episode is, in a word, Wonka. Andrea and John Anthony come to you on little sleep after a night of arts, culture, and sex! Your two horny broadcasters chat about buying art when you have no money (patron of the arts vibes!), meeting strangers at the art fair, and the power of dance (let that sink in). Andrea gets a little too close for comfort with Mary Jane and John Anthony takes one giant step towards becoming a stand-up comedy queen! Don't get mad that we're being weird!! We're high on vibes from the Chocolate Factory.

BABE. Pull up a seat, we've got LOTS to tell you!! John Anthony crosses paths with an a capella lame-o and a new crush, while Andrea comes face to face with a burrito d*ck. Your lovely hosts chat working in service (it's part of the process!), seeing an absolute FLOP comedy show, new dates, new tattoos (omg!), and even touch on the rarely talked about topic of ghosting! XO!!

WATCH OUT! A wrench is headed right for your weekend! After an ex comes to town and a first date with no sparks, Andrea and John Anthony reconvene and have an ~honest~ conversation. John Anthony shares how he really feels about his ex staying with Andrea (ouchie!), Andrea gets into her distaste for dating actors (yuck!), and the both of them fantasize about whether, in a relationship, it's best to be baby or $$$ugar Mamma! This episode contains a long awaited THEME SONG REVEAL!!! Your two favorite horny Angelenos have been hard at work crafting an absolutely orgasmic tune for you to enjoy at the beginning and end of each episode! Get into it!

This week we're horny for VENGEANCE! Andrea and John Anthony invite Dre's very first boyfriend (cute!) on the pod to discuss the movie on everyone's lips. Janet and Dre continue the conversation discussing juicy topics, including but not limited to, the pains of coming too soon (blushing!), the importance of intellectual foreplay, and their sudden belief in crystals?!