Lock Your Doors

In this week's episode, Shawna tells us about her depressing week and Talia has just been being a mom and watching true crime TV. This week's episode is about Miguel Angel Martinez, who was convicted in participating in three murders in 1991 and became the youngest person on Texas death row at the age of just 19.

In this week's episode Talia pees and pukes in the middle of a grocery store. Shawna talks about her fear of pooping in public restrooms, and we find out Pete is a great volleyball partner. This week's episode is about Richard Ramirez, an American serial killer. Ramirez spent over two years of his life raping and torturing over 25 victims and killing more than a dozen people.

In this week's comeback episode Shawna and Talia apologize for their long absence and ghosting their listeners. Talia talks about surviving a dark winter,and Shawna tries to kill her cat. This week's episode is about Fred and Rose West, serial killers from the UK, who were responsible for at least 12 murders between 1967 and 1987 in Gloucestershire. Mostly young women, two of which were members of their own family.

This week Talia and Shawna go out for a night of drinking and shenanigans! This week's episode is about the West Memphis Three. Three young men were convicted of murdering three young boys, allegedly for the purpose of using the boys as part of a Satanic ritual. Released years later, it would be believed by some that the men had been wrongly accused, due in part the Satanic Panic going on at the time of the murders.

In this week's episode Talia may have learned some editing skills. The girls still roast their reviewers, because of course they did... This week's episode is about the mysterious murder of Katherine Foster a young college student who went missing and was later found murdered on the campus of of the University of South Alabama in the 1980's. After the case went cold, what seemed like a sure fire suspect turns out not to be the murderer and years later a letter would lead police to a friend of Katherine. The girl's still aren't sure who did this one.

In this week's episode Talia talks about her demon child and the girls give their feedback on your feedback. This week's episode is about American hitman, Richard Kuklinski, who used to work for the mob and was finally caught and convicted of murdering six people. After being convicted and imprisoned, Kuklinski confessed to 300 more killings. A violent murderer who started at just 14 years old, he enjoyed torturing his victims.

In this week's episode Shawna tells us about another medical anomaly of hers #mutantvampireproblems , Talia tells us about Leona's first Halloween costume and her reservations about putting pictures of her kid on the internet. Does it make you a bad mom? This week's episode is part 2 of our Pam Hupp episode. Pam Hupp is accused of killing her friend, mother and is currently serving time for murdering Louis Gumpenberger.

On this week's episode Talia and Shawna talk about stuff they've been watching on TV and our views on the Steven Avery Case. We give a shout out to Shawna and Derek's 10 year wedding anniversary. This week's episode is part one to a two part story about a woman named Pam Hupp, who is currently serving a life sentence for the murder of a man named Louis Gumpenberger but is also being investigated for the murder of her friend and mother. This woman be murderin' errbody y'all.

In this week's episode Talia talks diaper duty and her husbands run in with a dead body...or was it?? Shawna's been watching football and is killing it on her fantasy football game. This week's episode is about Archer Avenue in Chicago that is said to be one of the most haunted streets in America. From Resurrection Mary to the Devil himself, get ready for some creepy and highly believable stories. Happy Halloween Month!

Shawna and Talia come back with everything you would expect, sub par research and unedited conversation full of nonsense. We give you a briefing of all the shit that's happened to us in the last 6 months and dive in to this week's opening episode. This week we discuss the Villisca Murder House. A house where 8 people were brutally murdered, 4 of them being children. The murder has never been solved and the house continues to be visited by people interested in the paranormal activity that's been claimed to have happened there. Feels good to be back.

In this episode we give you a last week's introduction with a finished up story this week. Talia tells you about being postpartum psycho and feeling the most insecure she's ever felt in her entire life when a new girl joins her husband's construction crew over the road last week. Take your psych meds guys! We discuss our meth pulic service announcement once again. This week's episode is about the Ant Hill Kids, a cult founded by a man named Roch Theriault. Enjoy one of the most disheveled episodes we have ever released, even by LYD standards.

In this week's episode Murtaugh is alive and Talia's niece says we are all squares. Can you believe it? Shawna goes to a Theo Von show and tells us all about it, she also hangs out with a Missouri cop and gets a meet and greet with Theo. This week's episode is about the Island of the Dolls, an island located in Mexico that legend says is haunted by a young girl who drowned and then was found by a man on the banks of the island. Now it's the place where creepy dolls go to die. It's a creepy one. And we wanna know how you're doing, so hit us up.

In this week's return episode Talia talks about giving birth and her grade A baby, Shawna tells us about not being invited on a family vacation and the girls talk about their idea for prison reform, spoiler alert: it involves burning it down. This week's episode is a listener requested episode about Russell Williams, a highly decorated Colonel of the Canadian Forces who quickly progressed from panty snatcher to serial killer. We are glad to be back!

This week's episode was pre recordedIn this week's episode Shawna and Talia talk about random items they found in their houses recently, from cassette tapes to porn, it's always a surprise cleaning out closets. This week's episode is about Nathaniel Bar-Jonah who is an American convicted child molester and suspected serial killer and cannibal. This one makes Talia so angry, you'll understand why. Don't worry it's not too graphic, Shawna learned her lesson the last time. Have your kids carry mace, guys.

In this week's episode Shawna and Talia talk T-Shirts, so send us your ideas on our social media.We also talk local murder and possible close encounters. This week's episode is about Robert Berdella, also known as the Kansas City Butcher and The Collector. Robert kidnapped, raped and tortured at least 6 men in the Kansas City area between 1984 to 1987. He also enjoyed journaling his bizzarre murders and torture methods. Beware, it's gruesome and brutal.

This week the girls give a shout out to everyone for Valentine's Day, Shawna talks inflammation and massages and Talia is done with being pregnant. This week's episode is about the Cleveland Strangler, Anthony Sowell, and American serial killer who was arrested after 11 bodies were found in his home in 2009. There were LOTS of red flags but nothing was ever done, did the system fail these women? We think so.

In this week's episode we talk about Shawna's fear of a wintry mix, her driving skills in emergency situations, and her weight lifting. Talia has a red eyebrow situation...again. Talia also gives a cute story about her husband's irresistible charisma. This week's episode is about the mysterious death of Rebecca Zahua, who died under extremely mysterious circumstances in which she is found naked, hanging, bound and gagged. Could this really be suicide? That's what the San Diego police department think.

In this week's episode Shawna tells us about how her second appendectomy went. Talia tries to solicit a new home for her dog Murtaugh, and they talk about the new netflix series 'Ted Bundy Tapes'. Shawna lets us know this week's episode may or may not be true. This week's episode is about William Gohl, who was an American serial killer who, while working as a union official, murdered sailors passing through Aberdeen, Washington. With an estimated 130 victims, he may be one of the lesser known but most prolific serial in american history. And sorry for all then giggles, Shawna really showed her wordsmith skills on this one. Bonus: We wrap it up with short weird crime stories.

This week Shawna gives us an update on her stump as she prepares for her SECOND appendectomy. She gets cozy with her pre op nurse and they become fast friends. Talia gives a baby update and talks about her anxiety about her geriatric pregnancy. This week's episode is about Marcel Andre Felix Petiot, a french doctor and serial killer who was suspected of having over 60 victims. Shawna has words for us this week that neither one of us can pronounce. Make it a fun drinking game. This guy starts young and continues to get weirder as he gets older. Don't miss it!

Round 2 for this episode because Murtaugh screws up everything. This week Talia talks about Murtaugh eating a couch. Shawna tells us about her travels and rude people in the airport. Shout out to the Elbow Bros..This week's episode is about Gypsy Blanchard who was convicted of murdering her mother with the help of her internet boyfriend. This story has all the twists and turns, and is one of the most bizarre and sever cases of munchausen syndrome by proxy you will ever hear!

In this week's episode Talia gives us a glimpse into the joys of pregnancy. She also talks about her husband's lack of sympathy and how much she wants to murder him. We also hear about his boss's perfect wife who is pregnant and still does everything! But don't worry we make fun of his shitty tattoos. Shawna tells a cute story about her grandma and her raisins and about her inability to lie.This week's episode is about the exorcism of Roland Doe, a young boy whose story inspired the cult classic we know and love 'The Exorcist'

We're back from break! This week we talk about our boring New Year's Eve. Shawna gives a shout out to her new niece. Talia explains the baby in her belly to a toddler, and Talia's sister moves to the East Coast. Shawna also gives us a run down on her surgery, you won't want to miss this story. This week's episode is about a man name Carl Tanzler. A creepy old guy who had a vision at 12 years old about the woman that he was destined to be with. Cut to years later, and he meets a young girl while working at a hospital who was dying of tuberculosis and says she's the one. When the woman dies, Carl just can't let her go. Enjoy! and we are glad to be back.

In this week's episode Shawna gives us a run down of her Christmas, Talia's sister in law drops in for a visit, and Murtaugh faces his first run in with the cops. This week's episode is about The Covina Massacre. Where at a Christmas Eve family celebration in Covina, CA, nine people were murdered at the hands of Bruce Pardo. An insane story of Santa, hand made flame throwers and secret sons. You don't want to skip this one! Eat, Drink and be Merry! But don't answer the door, Happy Holidays!

Shawna opens this week's episode, so get ready for that awkwardness. Talia talks about the New Jersey mansion murders and deciphers a suicide note. This week's episode is about Israel Keyes an American serial killer, rapist, arsonist and burglar. Known for burying his "tools" where he would later murder his victims, this is only the tip of the iceberg on the weirdness this guy had going on.

This week Talia talks about her Dad and his many house guests, Shawna brings nothing to the table with her house repairs and health issues, and Talia calls out Christian Homeless shelters for being snitches. Also, crack is wack y'all. This week's episode is about Sam Little, a name we've all heard in the news lately. Sam Little has already been connected to 30 murders across the country and claims he committed over 90. He may be one of the most prolific serial killers of all time. Find out what we know now!

We're back!!! This week Talia talks about bailing on both of her Thanksgivings early, and Shawna gives a run down of her Thanksgiving alcoholic hacky sack game. Talia also has to do a glucose test, but luckily Shawna was in the hospital just upstairs. She may be turning full vampire now. This week's episode is a real who dunnit...Darlie Routier has been convicted of murdering her two sons and currently sits on death row in Texas. But did she really do it?? We still don't know. Let us know what you think. Take care of yourself and lock your doors!

In this week's episode Shawna and Talia discuss updates on the pregnancy and the importance of instilling fear in to your husbands. This week's episode is about Drew Peterson, who is a retired cop that has been convicted for the murder of his third wife while still under investigation for the disappearance of his fourth wife. Not only is he a murderer, possibly twice over, but he's also a real dick. The narcissism is strong with this one. The girl's also give a shout out to Thanksgiving, and wish all LYD listeners an awesome holiday! Happy Thanksgiving peeps!

In this week's episode Shawna and Talia discuss the woes of pregnancy and central pain syndrome. Warning: there's a projectile vomiting story. They also give you a recap of Talia's baby shower and the unexpected writing talents of her husband. Talia bitches about the stress of having to do multiple Christmases to attend, and Shawna chimes in on some retro windbreaker action she witnessed. This week's episode is about Ahmad Suradji, a serial killer who murdered over 40 women because his father came to him in a dream and told him he'd have cool magical powers if he did. Join us this week and Lock Your Doors!

This week Talia gets excited about her baby shower, Shawna teaches us about spelling, and we tell penitentiary jokes. This week's episode is about the Missouri State Penitentiary, once called the bloodiest 47 acres in America because of it's history of brutal violence. Holding some pretty infamous prisoners, and being one of the oldest penitentiaries this side of the Mississippi before being closed down in 2004, its history of violence and paranormal activity has left it one of the most intriguing locations in the state of Missouri.

This week the girls got a late start but put it together to bring you a special Michael Myers Halloween episode. Was Michael Myers based off of a real person? Was he superhuman? Was there a secret government cover up?? Find out this and who won our October LYD giveaway on this week's episode! Happy Halloween and lock your doors!

In this week's episode Talia talks about a new show on Netflix called 'Haunting', the girls discuss what they've heard about the new Halloween movie in theaters now, and Shawna gives us a sneak peek in to her past acting skills in her unreleased home movie about the Blair witch. This week's episode is all about Urban Legends! From Missouri's own Zombie Rd, Felix's grave in St. Joseph, MO to the London folklore of Spring heeled Jack, you don't want to miss it! Don't forget about the LYD October give away. Be sure to follow the LYD social media pages to be entered in to win.

In this week's episode Shawna and Talia get an email with our first ever home town story submission and it's pretty bad ass. They discuss the LYD October give away again, so be sure to listen and enter. Shawna rejects Talia and watches a movie by herself because "she needs to watch those shows, where she needs to watch those shows" Which apparently means, not with Talia. This week's episode is about the horrible multiple murders of the Defeo family that took place at a home in Amityville Long Island, and the rumored hauntings that took place afterwards. Happy Halloween Season! Be sure and lock your doors.

In this week's episode Shawna and Talia announce their October give away. Listen for the rules and check out the Lock Your Doors social media page for more details. They also have a disturbingly long conversation about Shawna's dog being rapey, and Talia offers a boring conversation about Halloween decorating. This week's episode is about Ed Gein, a well known serial killer and body snatcher who had a penchant for making masks, lampshades and all sort of fun crafts from human skin and body parts. We are excited for Halloween season! Keep listening, enter the give away, take care of yourself and lock your doors.

In this week's episode, Talia tells us what she thinks about her Facebook memories and all about her shattered back glass in the Honda. Shawna goes to Softball games, and you're not Mary in the Bible! This week Shawna and Talia talk about the disappearance of Maura Murray, a college student who disappeared under mysterious circumstances and was considered one of the biggest crime cases of the social media age. Shout out Shawna's myspace page circa 2004. Where the hell is Maura Murray??? Talia's guess is dead.

This week Talia makes a sad announcement about the unfortunate loss of Georgia and Alabama this week, may they rest in peace. On another note, Shawna is blonde! Yeah, we change subjects like that. This week's episode is about the famous Winchester House. Mrs. Winchester believed she was cursed and haunted by the ghost of those whose lives had been taken by a Winchester gun. Was she really haunted? Or just mentally ill? You decide.

Shawna opens with a song today! And you thought Talia was the only one who sings! Talia talks about the difficulty of naming a child and asks you guys for suggestions, so give us some twits. Shawna talks about her desktop, it's a thing.This weeks episode is about the Connecticut River Valley Killer, or as Talia says "mini LISK" a killer who has yet to be identified and is responsible for a series of stabbing murders back in the 1980's.

This week Shawna skips eggs and bacon just to catch Talia while she's not sleeping. Talia's grandma points out that Shawna better hurry up and have babies so that they can still be friends. They also briefly discuss a possible time share on the one we have coming. This week's episode is about The Branch Davidians and their infamous leader David Koresh. Cults are always crazy fun! Don't join cults kids. And shout out to September being chronic pain awareness month. #centralpainsyndrome

This week Talia and Shawna talk about the latest crazy story on the internet about the girl knocking on doors in a Texas neighborhood wearing broken restraints. Shawna also talks about some shows that she's into binging right now. This weeks episode is about Craig Price who had already accomplished his first murder at just 13 years old. His signature? Overkill. Happy Labor Day and remember to lock your doors.

In this week's episode Shawna decides to shake it up with something new for you guys. We spend the whole episode talking about criminals that suck at being criminals. So get ready for some funny shit this week with an episode we weren't even sure we would ever release to the public. 7 stupid stories coming at ya. Don't forget to carry weapons, take care of yourself.

This week Talia gives you a run down on the pregnancy and reveals the gender. Shawna tells you about her weird weekend and her inability to complete tasks. This weeks episode is about Jasmine Richardson, an eleven year old girl that falls in love with a 300 year old werewolf. You heard that right, werewolf. So get ready to pick sides because as we know Shawna is a vampire and Talia turns into a hairy bitch every full moon. Keep your kids off the internet!

In this weeks episode Shawna gives us a crisp fall introduction. She also got to hang out with Low Down Dirty Dirt Band and house party like it was 2006. She also talks about peeing standing up! Talia had a boring week because she's sick and pregnant. This weeks episode is about Dorothea Puente, the "Death House Landlady" who murdered her tenants to cash their checks. This week is short and sweet, just like us.

This week Shawna and Talia give a shout out to Shawna's husband Derek for his birthday and Talia talks about a potential haunted house she might be into buying! And fun fact: New York has to tell you everything about dead people in a home before you buy it!! This week's episode is about John List, a man who murdered his entire family and was able to be out on the lam for 18 years before being brought to justice. #AMW for life.

On this weeks episode Talia talks about a really cool and inspirational dude she found on youtube. We also talk about Talia's horrible spelling and Shawna's google assistant that she calls Sasha. WARNING: Shawna takes us to some dark places this week. This week's episode is GRAPHIC and DISTURBING. We talk about Gertrude Baniszewski, who is the Scum of the fucking Earth. She was a so called "foster" mom who tortured a poor child in her care, to death. Other children in the neighborhood also took place in the torture of the young girl, in what some reports compare to the "Lord of the Flies", regarding their willing and very active participation in the torture, and later death of Sylvia Likens.

This week Talia gives a shout out to her bad ass, wrestling, beauty queen sister on her St. Louis Anarchy performance. #QuinnMacKay Shawna tells us about her Vegas trip, including a cute anecdote about Elvis and stinky pussy. This weeks episode is about the haunting of Jackie Hernandez, a single mother who begins being tormented by a spirit or unseen force in a small house in San Pedro, CA. A well known parapsychologist investigates, and we should all believe him because he also was the dude that helped the chick from The Entity. Oh yeah, and a story about sex and ghosts. Don't miss it.

This week Shawna makes Talia apologize, Shawna points out the fact that Talia's not on her meds and Talia offers a crazy explanation why! Yes, it's that crazy. They also offer an interesting story on their jager bomb fueled rock n roll world tour that took place in Shawna's house. This week's episode is about three different serial killer stories that bare striking similarities to everyone's favorite TV serial killer, Dexter Morgan. Talia did zero research on this one so she is just as shocked and intrigued as the listeners are this week. We hope you had a wonderful Friday the 13th!

This week Talia apologizes for offending everyone...well, kind of. She also gives advice on sex before Chinese food. Shawna talks about her magic tricks and her desire for cheese. This week's episode is about the killer couple Ray and Faye Copeland from Chillicothe, Missouri. An elderly couple that were convicted of murdering several drifters that they hired as farm hands. Was Faye in on it? Shawna seems pretty convinced. The couple became the oldest criminals in Missouri to ever be given the death sentence. Get out your calculators!

This week's episode Shawna and Talia give a shout out to another twitter listener. Shawna talks about her husband's recent brain injury and his mistaken attempt to explain the birds and the bees to a young child. Shawna also has a drinking game for you guys and a fun pun that she won't let go. Talia talks about her brother's new idea for a new cult. Hint: It involves whiskey and cigarettes. This week's episode is about the San Francisco Witch Killers, James and Suzan Carson. The couple were responsible for murders in California and suspected for possibly a dozen more throughout the U.S. and Europe. Listen to how Suzan made her own DIY religion and took the Islamic religion and her drug induced hallucinations and turned them into a nightmare to whomever she would deem a witch.

This week is Shawna's birthday episode and Talia gives her the gift of her hypnosis elephant! They also give some great advice on burning down a house if you don't know what's inside. This is also one of Talia's favorite true crime stories ever! This week's episode is the insane story of Danny Laplante, a young teenage triple murderer whose crimes were some of the most bizarre in Massachusetts history. You're not going to believe it yourself.

This week Talia and Shawna give a shout out to a listener and discuss some facts about Roman Polanski from Episode 5's Rodney Alcala. Shawna also talks about her distaste for children at the airport and Talia talks about trying her best not to get in a fight at an Arkansas Dollar Store. This week's episode is about the famous Enfield poltergeist. We discuss this astonishing story and dissect one of the most well documented poltergeist cases of all time.

In this weeks episode, Shawna and Talia discuss Shawna's plan to have a moat to protect herself in case of a civil war, and Talia can tell you about the Gin Blossoms and her need to be carried like a baby when she's drunk. They also talk about the haunted Alex Johnson Hotel in Rapid City, SD! We talk about the ghost still rumored to live there, along with the famous past guests of the hotel. Shawna has a personal experience to talk about too because she stayed at this spooky hotel. Take care of yourself, guys. Lock your doors.

In this week's episode listen to Talia talk about going full Ronald McDonald and Shawna talk about her mom pouring a 40 oz for her homies on Memorial Day. This week's episode is also about Bible John, a rapist and serial killer in the late sixties from Glasgow Scotland, crimes that to this day have never been solved.