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Soccer is exciting, but soccer talk is so boring...UNTIL NOW. Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco want to bring laughter to the beautiful game. Soccer is a growing sport in America and our goal (pun intended) is to show that American footy fans are unlike any other in the world. Through the lens of stand-up comedy, The Cooligans deliver hilarious takes on American soccer that are refreshing and fun and make fans of MLS and US Soccer enjoy the league much more than they ever thought they could.

Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco


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    Vela To Chichatrito "Who Said We're Friends?"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 10, 2022 50:41

    Another star studded MLS All Star Special We sit down with: Inter Miami's DeAndre Yedlin FC Dallas' Jesus Ferreira Minnesota United head coach Adrian Heath AND in an incredible turn of events CHICHARITO AND CARLOS VELA AT THE SAME TIME!! If you'd like to hear the rest of our interviews, join Gully Squad at https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans

    "United Are Fighting For Top 10"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 9, 2022 53:56

    The Premier League is back! ALREADY?! It doesn't feel right. And United wish they had more time. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans   Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    WE GOT CHAMPIONSHIP RINGS FROM NYCFC!! + We Talk To Alfredo Morales

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 3, 2022 63:44

    The title says it all! We couldn't wait to share this with you all! But of course, we're the Cooligans, we can't do some silly ol' announcement... nah, thats not our style. Check out the video: https://youtu.be/l2AZ04GTWrk Also, we talk to Alfredo Morales about just how important WE were to the championship run and a wild story about bee's Oh yeah, Alexis is afraid of bee's and can't stop freaking out all episode. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans

    "They Gotta Have D*cks Before I Can Cheer For Them"

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 2, 2022 83:44

    England ladies aka Lionesses have won the Euros Is Englands big international win finally enough to turn the tide with respect to Europe's respect for the womens game. It might be a good thing that the England ladies won it before the men, because it allows the fans to focus on the womens game and possibly start supporting it more. Do think this is enough? Also the premier league season is about to start and that means FPL IS ALSO ABOUT TO START! We pick the best American to start in your FPL team. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans   Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    "LAFC Doesn't Need Luis Suarez"

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 27, 2022 77:31

    Luis Suarez needs a new club to prepare for the World Cup, is LAFC the right move? Christian doesn't think so! Luis Suarez has left Ateltico Madrid and is rumored to be going back to Nacional in Uruguay, his boyhood club. Rumor is he'd be willing to join LAFC but not until after the World Cup. Remember, thats next season for MLS and LAFC. If he joins LAFC, that makes LAFC the favorites to win the league this year, no? Would Gareth Bale stay to play with Luis Suarez? How would he fit in with Gareth Bale, Carlos Vela, and Chiellini who are already there? This could be one memorable LAFC season. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans

    Tuchel & Lampard On Hot Seat & No One Wants Ronaldo

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 26, 2022 89:52

    Chelsea and Everton are looking terrible this preseason, would you make a change at manager? Do you even think it would help to sack Tuchel or Lampard? Also, Atletico Madrid fans are protesting the rumor of them signing Ronaldo on loan. We list the champions league clubs and see who should or even can sign Cristiano Ronaldo. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans   Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    The Best Transfers In And Out Of MLS So Far

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 20, 2022 77:53

    Taty Castellanos gets his move to Europe, but is this the right move? Taty Castellanos gets a move to CFG and loaned to Girona, the newly promoted La Liga club, but is this the right move for the prolific NYCFC forward? The Italian international Bernardeschi transfers from Juvenuts in to Toronto FC in MLS.   Bernardeschi, at 28, joins Lorenzo Insigne, at 31. Does this prove once and for all that MLS is not a retirement league? Also with Taty Castellanos getting the Jack Harrison move out of NYCFC through the CFG ladder, do you think it'll work out the same? Can we expect to see Taty move into a bigger role in Europe or is he destined for South America? Is Girona the right move for him? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans

    Where Is FC Barcelona Getting All This Money?!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 19, 2022 87:06

    Didn't Barca say they were broke? FC Barcelona went from saying they needed €500 million just to "stay alive" but all of a sudden they've got millions to spend on players like Robert Lewandowski, Raphinha, Kessie, your mother. WHERE?!?!?!    How is FC Barcelona doing this?   Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans   Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    The Collapse Of Atlanta United

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 13, 2022 94:39

    Are Atlanta United fans are done with the club? We talk about why Atlanta United supporters are starting to quit the team. It can't be just the results? Atlanta United front office has also been silent on social issues which are clearly important to the fans. Even Josef Martinez, their star striker has had enough. We discuss whats wrong as well as everything else going on in MLS. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans

    Demarai Gray Loved Scoring Against Arsenal (Interview)

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 12, 2022 103:37

    Demarai Gray joins us from preseason. We introduce ourselves to the Dan LeBatard fanbase the only way we know how, with intimidation. We review transfers and we shit on England for shitting on us. Can Americans "cut it" in the premier league?   Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans    Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    MLS Could Compete With Premier League Teams

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 6, 2022 78:33

    Shouts To U.S! We recap all the latest stories from MLS & NWSL! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Dominican Republic is going to the Olympics in soccer! Tyler Adams is headed to the Premier League! Americans in the Premier League get ZERO respect! How far should the USMNT go in the World Cup to deem it a successful World Cup? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel!

    This Is The Best New Rivalry In MLS

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 80:26

    MLS has always tried to figure out a rival for Philly Union, well, they went and found one organically in NYCFC. From playoff games, to uncalled red cards, this is MLS's best new rivalry Also we talk about the NYCFC stadium rumors and how to not get stomped out by a bodega cat. Shouts To U.S.! We recap all the latest stories from MLS & NWSL! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans

    Jesus Is A Gooner & Gareth Bale Is A Goner

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2022 88:45

    Gabriel Jesus joins Arsenal and we figure out if he's the right fit Gareth Bale joins LAFC and we figure out his goal and assist over under Christian also explains why you should never wear a Milan kit to Naples Italy It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Ranking 2026 World Cup Cities w/Lorena Russi

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 67:05

    There are really no words for what happens when Alexis and Lorena Russi, today's cohost, get together. It's beautiful chaos.  Yes we rank host cities of the 2026 USA x Canada x Mexico World Cup, but we also are introduced to the italian word for shin and nothing will every be the same. Follow Lorena at https://www.instagram.com/colonialmanface/ Shouts To U.S! We recap all the latest stories from MLS & NWSL! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans

    DEBATE: Is Manchester City A Big Club?

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2022 81:43

    - Is Man City a "big club" - what does "big club" even mean anymore - Ronaldo to join PSG or City - Sadio Mane left Liverpool to be the top dog at Bayern Cohost: https://www.instagram.com/elischaedouard/ It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Apple Signs MLS For $2.5 BILLION! w/Pablo Maurer

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 69:54

    Pablo Maurer joins Alexis and discusses MLS's new deal with AppleTV+ as well as his incredible article for The Athletic about Wee Willie McLean, a former USMNT legend who disappeared after the World Cup. Wait till you hear why and how! It's insane! Read the article for yourself at https://theathletic.com/3363062/2022/06/14/wee-willie-mclean/ Shouts To U.S! We recap all the latest stories from MLS & NWSL! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans

    Erling Haaland Is Better Deal Than Darwin Nuñez w/Tosin Makinde aka @NigerianScamsss

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 78:28

    Christian is away on his honeymoon and our first guest host is CBS's Tosin Makinde aka twitter.com/nigerianscamsss Erling Haaland a smarter buy than Darwin Nuñez? Manchester United: sell, bench, start Are England dumb enough to sack Gareth Southgate right before a World Cup? return of Shirtless Plantain? It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Leeds Is Turning Into An MLS All Star Team

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 90:55

    Shouts To U.S! We recap all the latest stories from MLS & NWSL! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Is Taty Castellanos going to Leeds? USMNT centerback concerns! Christian Pulisic controversial comments! Another NWSL coach is suspended! Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel!

    Pique Cheated On Shakira And Love Isn't Real

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 88:59

    It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Today's Topics Include: Pique And Shakira Are Done! We gossip about it! Wales is going to the World Cup after defeating Ukraine. USMNT Goalkeeper Drama! Is Mo Salah a big game player? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Liverpool Loser's Parade + Charlotte FC Fire Their Coach

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 105:56

    Double Podcast today! Shouts To U.S & Prem Show! We recap all the latest stories from MLS & NWSL & Champions League! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Why Are Liverpool Celebrating After Losing UCL?!? French Police Hate The English Charlotte FC Fire Their Manager After A Good Start To The Season! Is Crying Bad? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel!

    Mike Jacobs: Nashville SC General Manager

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 48:47

    Mike Jacobs is the General Manager of Nashville SC in Major League Soccer. He's also a native New Yorker. We sat down with him at WTF Media Studios in NYC for a fun conversation about what it's like being a GM for an MLS team, and how challenging it is to be a Knicks fan. Get Early Access + Exclusive Content at Patreon.com/soccercooligans

    Is Chiellini Still Good Enough For MLS?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 118:39

    Shouts To U.S! We recap all the latest stories from MLS & NWSL! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Chielini to LAFC is happening?!? USMNT Roster reactions Jim Curtin trolling the Portland Timbers Are North Carolina Courage Fans Boycotting the team? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel!

    Premier League Championship Sunday Recap + Mbappe Owns PSG Now

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2022 99:28

    It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Today's Topics Include: Mbappe is staying at PSG and they had to give him a whole lot to stick around. Man City needed another miracle to win the Premier League title! MLS veterans save Leeds United! Pitch Invasions. Do we need them? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Sarah Fuller: Vandy Football To Minnesota Aurora FC

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022 41:23

    Sarah Fuller grew up playing soccer, but she had the opportunity to kick for the Vanderbilt Commodores Men's Football Team, and she is now the first woman to ever kick, and score in a Power 5 conference football game! She was an inspiration to many people all over the world, and her life changed instantly. She is now playing in the USL-W as the starting goalkeeper for Minnesota Aurora FC, and she couldn't be more thrilled to get her professional soccer career started. Get Early Access + Exclusive Content at Patreon.com/soccercooligans

    Agent Beckham Brings Messi To Miami

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 93:25

    Shouts To U.S! MLSJoin us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Lionel Messi to Inter Miami in 2023?!? Is Caleb Porter on the hot seat? Red Bull Fans Are Mad At Us Again! Do We HAve A Press/Rodman Rivalry? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel!

    Premier League Officials Hate Everton

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2022 93:12

    Premier League officials have continued to make odd calls that go against Everton and it may cost them the league! Plus we talk about Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy's insane trial, the boring FA Cup final, and Arsenal's chances at Champions League Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Live From Subaru Park w/ the Philadelphia Union

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 93:47

    We are coming to you live from Subaru Park today! We stopped by to hang out with our Philadelphia Union fam and had a chat with Marlon LeBlanc, Head Coac of Philadelphia Union II in MLS Next! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: MLS Next Chat w/ Marlon LeBlanc Refereeing. Is it bad or just terrible? Cecilio Dominguez Reinstated U.S. Open Cupdate! Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel!

    May Pep Guardiola Isn't The Guy For Man City?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022 91:28

    It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Today's Topics Include: Manchester City Stunned By Real Madrid In Champions League Europa League Drama From West Ham Erling Halaand to City Everton turn things around while Leeds are collapsing! Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    CCL Preview: Sounders vs Pumas + Angel City FC First Game Reaction w/ Amelia Lopez of Fut Mex Nation

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 81:21

    It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast, Shouts to U.S w/ guest co-host Amelia Lopez of Fut Mex Nation!  Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: CCL Preview! Can Sounders be the first MLS team to win CCL? Nashville SC open a new stadium! How are Austin FC so good now? Angel City FC first game is a huge success! Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel!

    What Will Happen If Jesse Marsch Gets Leeds Relegated? w/ Christine Cupo of CBS Sports

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 79:14

    It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Today we are joined by CBS Sports analyst Christine Cupo! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Today's Topics Include: Leeds are now very close to getting relegated. What will that mean for Jesse Marsch? Everton get a desperately needed win against Chelsea. Carlo Ancelotti is partying a lil too hard. Serie A Roundup Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Gareth Bale To MLS? w/ Taylor Rockwell of Total Soccer Show

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 105:01

    It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast, Shouts to U.S w/ guest co-host Taylor Rockwell of Total Soccer Show!  Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: How likely are we to see Gareth Bale join MLS? DC United Head Coach Hernan Losada fired. Marshawn Lynch makes a dope CCL promo! NWSL scheduling woes! Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel!

    Is Frank Lampard To Blame For The Mess At Everton?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 94:36

    It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Today's Topics Include: Everton are officially in the relegation zone!  Who is most at fault for Everton's situation? Do Arsenal fans believe in Arteta again? Are Tottenham and PSG gonna swap managers? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Pelado Almeyda At SJ Quakes Was Not A Failure

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 96:38

    It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: What's next for San Jose Earthquakes? Washing Spirit vs Gotham FC rematch! Inter Miami get familiar with Miami politics! Is Taty Castellanos the best ever NYCFC player? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Don't forget to subscribe to our YouTube channel!

    We Fix The European Super League!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2022 115:04

    It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Today's Topics Include: We tryto fix the European Super League so that fans can get behind it!  Erik Ten Hag is sort of announced at the new Manchester United manager! Arsenal is bad again! Plaintain on pizza? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Did Frank DeBoer Ruin Atlanta United?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 95:14

    It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Atlanta United lose to their "rival" Charlotte FC. Is Gabriel Slonina the future number one Goalkeeper on the USMNT? We break down El Trafico! Pizza Science w/ Alexis Guerreros! Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Pep or Klopp: Who Is The Better Manager?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2022 96:49

    It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Today's Topics Include: City vs Liverpool: Who fared better in the title race? Why do PL fans want Everton relegated? Ronaldo slapped a phone out of a child's hand! We talk about childhood nicknames! Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Does Chicharito Deserve A Mexico Call-Up After His Hot MLS Start?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 103:24

    It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Chicharito deserves to go to the World Cup for Mexico. Portland Timbers call the national anthem singer's dad. Dhordje Mihailovic is the American Phil Foden. NYCFC got screwed by VAR in Toronto! Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Should Arsenal Be Worried About Tottenham?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 95:59

    It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Today's Topics Include: Chelsea got owned by a man whoe came back from the afterlife. Early World Cup Predictions! Sausage Water For Sale! Thiago Silva Is A Woman? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    We Ended Up In A Party Bus With Stripper Poles In Mexico City

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 81:51

    It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Mexico City was lit! We share our experience at the Azteca! USMNT have almost qualified for the World Cup! We break down the Ashlyn Harris vs Washington Spirit beef! Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    2 Comics React To Will Smith & Chris Rock Slap and Italy Out Of World Cup Again

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2022 74:19

    It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Today's Topics Include: Will Smith slapped Chris Rock and since we are comedians, we break it all down. Italy miss the World Cup again! Another Footy Scran Review! We call out another Eurosnob! Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Charlotte FC: Are They Actually Good?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 52:48

    Wait what if Charlotte FC are actually a good team?!? Can they make MLS Playoffs with this squad? Tuesdays we stream our MLS/US Soccer show at 1pm ET where we cover MLS highlights. It's like ESPN FC but funny! It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Charlotte FC get their first ever win in franchise history. An announcer says the word "p3nis" and the internet lost its collective mind. Dom Dwyer gets a red card again. USMNT vs Mexico Preview! Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Chelsea FC's New Owner: Who Should It Be?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2022 92:04

    It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Today's Topics Include: Should we care who is the next owner of Chelsea? Will Messi, Neymar, and Mbappe be at PSG next season? Ivan Toney is not excited about Brentford! Aubamayeng gets a brace and a Dragon Ball in El Clasico! Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    "This Is Not F%&KING FOOTBALL!" Is Carles Gil Right?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 80:27

    Carles Gil went on a profanity laced rant after the snowy NE Revs match that he couldn't see nor communicate with his teammates and that they shouldn't have played that game against RSL because of the weather. Do you agree?

    Can You Celebrate A Ronaldo Goal With A SIUU In A Non-United Shirt?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 15, 2022 81:58

    It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Today's Topics Include: Is the Siuuu celebration too cringe??  Forget Top 4, Arsenal want Top 3. Roman Abramovic is cancelled! What are the odds Everton get relegated? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Julian Araujo of the LA Galaxy & Mexican National Team

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2022 41:42

    Julian Araujo of the LA Galaxy and the Mexican National Team joins us to chat about making the switch from the USMNT, the difference in food on both national teams, and how proud his abuela is of him. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Is Austin FC This Good Or Are Cincy & Miami That Bad?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 66:53

    It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Fabian Herbers & Gonzalo Higuain got beef? Charlotte FC breaks the MLS attendance record! Liga MX brawl in Quéretaro. We remember Katie Meyer.  Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    City Destroyed Manchester United's Hope Of A Top 4 Finish

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 8, 2022 71:45

    It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Today's Topics Include: Manchester United got smacked by City.  Is Riyad Mahrez wasting his time at Man City? Why did CR7 miss the Manchester Derby? We spent the weekend with Pablo Zabaleta! Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Should MLS Clubs Try To Sign Sergio Ramos?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 80:33

    It's our "new" American-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: MLS is back and recap week 1! Chicharito & Vela off to a hot start! Hope Solo and Carli Lloyd piss off the internet. Sergio Ramos to LA Galaxy? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Are Premier League Refs Corrupt or Just Inept?

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2022 45:26

    It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Today's Topics Include: Was that a handball on Rodri? Will this terrible refereeing decision get Everton relegated? Roman Abramovich gives up control of Chelsea due to ties to Putin. How the football world is reacting to the Russian invasion of Ukraine. Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Insigne, Costa, Shakiri: Best MLS Off-Season Signing?

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 82:54

    It's our "new" Americans-based soccer podcast that currently has no name, but it's as fun as ever! Join us every Tuesday at 1pm ET on The Cooligans - YouTube! Today's Topics Include: Who's the biggest signing in MLS this season? Atlanta United signed a player from Cuckfield, England?!? USWNT Equal Pay Settlement Where did Dax McCarty's neck go? Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

    Phil Foden's Mom Fights Drunks (Prem Show)

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 22, 2022 80:35

    It's the Prem Show on YouTube Live! Join us on Mondays at 1pm ET at www.elyutu.com or www.youtube.com/soccercooligans  Today's Topics Include: Did Harry Kane just make the Premier League more interesting? Phil Foden's mom protects her cub! Toxic coaching from Xavi Aubameyang scores a hat-trick for not Arsenal! Sign up for our Patreon for exclusive videos and podcasts! https://www.patreon.com/SoccerCooligans Watch The Cooligans Clasico right now on YouTube! https://youtu.be/ied4xYq9gU0

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