The Stuart Bedasso Show

Carrie is moving...into her 20's.  Let's have a garage sale!  Melyssa is also selling stuff.  Whatever happened to the Dark Brothers?  Was Jaws a "monster movie"?  Are you good enough for house water?  Get your special drawer stuff at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Melyssa's experiencing working in retail - digital style.  Is Reddit the cesspool we hear it is?  More tales from Dave's campaign for local office.  We ain't scared of your passive-aggressiveness!  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Is it end stage capitalism or folks just getting their kicks...or both!  Sydney Sweeney's Bathwater Soap, because...you asked for it?  Carrie's got a new 2nd job.  We're looking up dinglberry porn.  You can jig if you want to.  Support us always at www.StuartBedasso.com

Here's part 2 of our time at the 2025 Rochester Erotic Arts Festival.  We talked to Some really rad folks, including the Pretty Kitties Burlesque cats, Martin from F&F, and more.  In fact, we ran out of time so we'll be posting more audio from REAF on our Patreon page.  Stay tuned.  If you're into the kinky, this show's for you!  As always, support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

We're back at the Rochester Erotic Arts Festival.  Part 1 of our conversations with friends new and old.  We've got to try the pancakes in Florida!  One day the 2 of you are going to the prom, 20 years later you're swapping in a hotel.  The latest Hallmark Channel movie?  We talk erotic make-up with a pro.  Shout out to our friends at Clone-A-Willy for hooking us up with the goods once again!  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

We do what all the cool kids are doing these days...no, not THAT...unboxing!  We find out what Empire Labs sent us to raffle off at the Erotic Arts Festival in a couple of weeks.  We really are OG Podcasters.  How do peons such as us fix this mess of a country?  Two words.  General Strike.  Check out www.GeneralStrikeUS.com.  Then support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

A St. Patrick's Day Parade for the ages!  Dave gets flipped off by The Man.  Melyssa's Medicaid Matters!  We have the best friends; Empire Labs is hooking us up, again!  Nothing sexier than ducks in vans.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

To all you yard freaks out there - don't clean up yet!  There are still pollinators sleeping and we need them.  Wait another month.  Tonic Water is the devil's ass swill.  Bro, if you can't find the Clitoris, don't call yourself out.  Important social etiquette discussion - should you talk to someone while they're peeing?  Peace out, Jensen.  www.StuartBedasso.com.

Let's cut to the chase; there's not a lot of sexy or funny here.  But if you're worrying about the state of things, we're all up in that.  Dave's trying to change things at a local level and that includes parades!. March in a parade!  You can make the one-day boycott a full-time thing; just do it one thing at a time.  Make us focus on our Patreon account by subscribing at www.patreon.com/bedasso.

Carrie and Dave hold down the fort.  Carrie has a doppleganger out there somewhere.  Where are you Carrie II?  We traverse through the boycott jungle.  Be careful or you'll end up smelling like Dave.  We find out after the show that Carrie doesn't actually know what pegging is.  Here's a list of social media accounts you should follow:  https://www.coolcatsforchange.com/p/news-sources.html.  And as always, support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Dave gets sent to the showers.  It was probably for the best.  There's a lot of cool things about running for office, having to listen to politicians is not one of them.  Yuck.  Bad beer is in the mouth of the beholder.  We kick Target to the curb.  Hello Costco!  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com

When it comes to social etiquette we're all trained monkeys; but some of us are more trained than others.  Are you ready to start protesting yet?  An audio podcast talks about sign language.  This should go well.  Know Your Rights.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com

All the bread, but without the carbs!  But don't get us started on apples.  We'll cut you.  So apparently having a place to live is Marxist.  Sure, why not!  Your boy, Bernie.  Yeah, he voted for Marco Rubio to be our Secretary of State.  Still feelin that Bern?  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Pick your nose, at your own risk!  We may have discovered the worst internship ever!  Melyssa's talking about Jen's Artisan Bread in Rochester.  Get your hands on some if you can.  Dave fights Zionism with recycling.  Listen to our 24/7 radio station and more at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Suckhole James Woods says we should burn all the Palestinians, then cries when his house catches fire.  Karma's a bitch DB.  Local electeds who hold "public" hearings during the workday, don't really want to hear from you.  You know who you are.  We're helping Carrie hook-up.  Get YOUR thrills at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Special K is back!  Finally!  And while Carrie isn't here, we still talk about what's inside her, if you catch my drift. Whatever you do, don't turn your back on Nanna; she'll cut your commie ass.  Where do you get your news?  We help out a little.  The ONE time Dave's mind should be in the gutter... there's more at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Can animals give consent?  Think before you dress them up.  Dudes are getting a bit uppity now that the Orange Shitgibbon is coming back.  Don't take their shit.  Dave's having some campaign anxiety.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Turns out the Christmas Tree Store went belly up last year.  Good riddance!  And eff Netflix, too.  We're watching Means.TV.  And no more OnlyFans.  Get your groove on somewhere else.  Melyssa zags when everyone thought she was going to zig.  Gift cards from the awesome folks on our website make awesome gifts.  Check 'em out at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Dave and Eve get a new dog...for a little while.  How does YOUR town handle stray animals?  Should we eat them?  How did you get your name?  Buy local and stick it to The Man.  You can do some ethical holiday shopping at www.StuartBedasso.com.  

You don't have to start a group, there are countless communities fighting for change - join one!  Celebrities who threaten to or have already moved out of the country because of the election can eff all the way off.  We're not crying, you're crying.  Someone's had a minor surgical procedure.  Check out all the things at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Look, we were going to have to fight for our rights and against genocide no matter which corporate douchenozzle won.  So put on the panties of your choice and let's get going! The Trump cabinet is a reality show.  This podcast is going to live in your head.  Check out all the happenings at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Carrie, Melyssa, & Dave talk about...you know...that unfortunate election the other day.  We're going to keep up the good fight.  Are you?  How do you take in music these days?  Maybe the 8-track will make comeback. Bad booze from the ages.  The soundtrack to the Revolution is at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Did you vote yet?  Get out there and vote against genocide!  And feel free to NOT vote for Marcus C. Williams for anything.  Dave has a story about school where he doesn't get fired, but he almost got tased...bro.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Dave has good intentions, but wounds Melyssa & Carrie with some chiltepin peppers.  Ooooh, that stings.  Why are Simpson's story lines becoming true?  If you're in NYS vote YES for Proposition 1 and stick it to the transphobes.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

It's Melyssa's turn to go through active shooter training; no gun porn.  Find your local indie bookstore today!  Y'all need a little Kumbaya in your lives, you filthy animals.  Support us, as always, at www.StuartBedasso.com.

How did you get your first name?  People are starting to come around to Jill Stein for President.  We guess most just aren't down with genocide.  Everybody loves them some sportsball.  Go Team Go!  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Melyssa goes hiking with art.  Covid is still a thing, y'all.  Be safe out there.  Dave gets two jabs. You need a band name?  We got a band name for you!  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Yes, we talk about "the debate".  If that doesn't make you vote for Jill Stein, then you're just a fascist.  Dave has another hissyfit, then has to walk it back.  Learning a language can be hard, but it can also be boring.  Carrie is with us talking about the things.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Everyone loves a parade, especially when we're in it!  Happy Labor Day!  We're all dying, so hold Melyssa's headstick.  Congressman Nakedticklefight was Eric Massa.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Sideboob is good for you.  It's science.  And don't be hating on porn; you don't like it, don't watch it.  We talk about Jeezy Creezy and those who love him...or the idea of him.  You seriously should be voting for Jill Stein in November.  Straight up.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Vote / Write-in Jill Stein for President.  You'll be glad you did.  Then you can support Dave at www.DaveForChange.org.  Don't give up on the COVID.  Get your vaccine.  Can local sportsball teams be owned by the public?  We say yay!  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Carrie is hanging out this week while Melssya deals with the 'rona.  Kickball is the measure of how we're living our lives.  You want books?  We got books.  Child care is seen as a blessing if your country isn't a cuck to capitalism.  Support us and get books at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Someone should have sent drag queens to the Olympics.  They've never been DQed because of their package.  Everyone has their own Patchouli Girl.  {sigh}  Melyssa goes to Baltimore and meets Noah Pierre.  And fuck Steven Segal.  Not literally.  Support Stuart at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Part 2 about the ADHD.  If you got it, you really should check out the book.  Dave goes to a baby shower.  We brainstorm campaign ideas for his City Council run.  Support us on the Patreon at www.patreon.com/bedasso.

Dave made the Audubon Society's Most Wanted List.  We're gearing up for this year's Pride Festival.  Melyssa has a book recommendation if you have the ADHD.  Don't be Poop Pants Guy. You should love us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Special K is back in the house and we get her fired up.  Should your kids be watching whatever they want?  When should they have phones?  Freedom Foundation can eff all the way off.  You should go to isidewith.com and vote your values.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

It's a complicated world, but sometimes not so much.  You don't want genocide, you have one choice this November.  That's pretty much the deal.  Vote Jill Stein.  And don't use Fed Ex, unless you subscribe to Beer Drop.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

BREAKING NEWS:  Billy Bragg is still NOT coming on The Stuart Bedasso Show.  Listen for more details.  Dave just wanted to talk about plants, but Melyssa was all about the politics this week.  Wait.  Reverse that.  OK.  You've been voting against what you don't want for decades.  How's that going?  Vote for what you want.  And support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Carrie is back in the house.  You'd think we'd be solving the world's problems...not this week.  A lot of talking about pop culture past and Niagara Falls.  It's the return of Garage Sale Bro's.  Ick.  Guess who's probably not coming on the show.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Happy B-Day to all the birthday folks!  Dave fall down go boom.  You should be propping up Jill Stein.  Work around planned obsolescence.  Want to hear the "lost" episode?  Our Patreon is at www.patreon.com/bedasso.

After a brief Sticking-it-to-The-Man hiatus, we're back!  It was only a few weeks.  Dave tells tales about his activism; the good, the bad, and the crazy-assed RFK folks.  A lot of folks are supporting Jill Stein for President.  You should, too.  Melyssa's going on a trip to get her a snow globe.  We revisit a bad idea from the past.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com

The law is different for different people.  Dave's paying his speeding ticket, will Sandra Doorley?  It's political petitioning season and all the fun that brings.  We have some internet beef to chew on.  Melyssa's into lilacs, end of story.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Another rip roaring time at the Rochester Erotic Arts Festival!  We talk to friends both new and old.  We're around nothing but sexy and yet we still end up talking about gardening.  At least this time it's phallic.  Miracle Whip is a zesty lube.  (it's really not)  The word "fuck" is not a good safeword.  Just sayin.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Audio from (probable) Green Party candidate for President, Jill Stein.  Recorded at Fattey Beer Co., Rochester, NY on April 12, 2024. Get more information at www.JillStein2024.com.

Special K is back!  And we also go back to Chili's!  A shoutout to the Wheaton College Women's Water Polo Team.  Watch your back, your coach is not cool.  You need to check out Melyssa's new artist page.  What's your creative outlet?  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

It's a showdown for the creepiest word.  Moist vs. Slather.  What say you?  Yet another example of how "it's not easy being Green" (but you should be anyway). Melyssa's all about the art.  Sexy time is coming up - we preview.  Support us you filthy animals.  www.StuartBedasso.com

Dave is back and patched up and he's part of the 1%.  Well not THAT 1%.  We're gonna be up to our chins in dick around here!  Want one?  We tell you how to get one. We talk about a little know tribe called the Geechee Jews.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Comedian Dario Joseph has a new album coming out and he joins us to talk about that, comedy, food, and more.  The creative process is fascinating...unless you're not funny.  Let's get cancelled!  Are we joining Reddit?  Stay tuned and support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

This week we make with the hiking.  Dave doesn't know what to do in a hot spring. Are you OK with 5 minutes of good sex?  If you like Dad Jokes, this show is for you!  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

We spend a lot of time talking about dishes.  But you should listen anyway.  Looney Tunes glasses, bowls for charity, and more.  Bloomers are sexy af!  Food is a human right so donate some when you can.  Hear a comedy bit in its infancy.  And eff you, Glenda.  Support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.

Stella is with us talking about art, social media, and more.  We tie child abduction to ADHD.  Wanna know how?  You'll have to listen to know how we do it. Dave has the ADHD?  No way! And support us at www.StuartBedasso.com.