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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan — Episode Notes Hosts: Tom Vann, Dan Dennis | Guest: Ross McCoy (Orlando talk show comedian), with Jackal joining in Sponsors / Ad Reads Hollerbach's Oktoberfest Street Party — Closing weekend of Oktoberfest season at Hollerbach's German Restaurant in historic downtown Sanford. Friday Oct. 16 (5–10 p.m.) and Saturday Oct. 17 (12–10 p.m.). Free family event with bratwurst, pretzels, imported Munich beer, and live polka/Oktoberfest music from the King Guys Band. Tom and Dan Cruise 2027 — Deposit-now promotion for the "2027 Seaz Nuts" cruise aboard the MSC Seashore. Book at tomanddancruise2027.com; over 200 people already signed up, cabana block selling out. Injured On The Go / Just Call Moe — Studio sponsor (justcallmo.com); show broadcasts live from their studio. DM Chevy (Don Mealy Chevrolet, Clermont) — Listeners directed to sales contact JC Harrelson for vehicle purchases and service; mention of a recent positive service experience with a Chevy Traverse. Streamline Mortgage Solutions — Brian and his team (streamlinedflorida.com), a decade-long sponsor; listeners encouraged to mention they heard it from Tom and Dan for personalized mortgage help. Moe Comedy Jam — Audience-voted comedy show in October at moecomedyjam.com; $20 tickets, proceeds to charity. All American Bullion Florida (Whatnot) — Live auction show hosted by Dan for sponsor Craig LaFleur that same Friday night (~7:30 p.m.), selling copper rounds/bars and other items. Segment Rundown Cows and Cabs food/wine fest plug — Dan and Ross hype the upcoming Winter Park charity food-and-wine event, with an extended tangent praising Smoke Made Meats BBQ (turkey, pulled pork, brisket, and their unsweetened "cowboy" beans). Ross's terrifying AI/anxiety bit — Ross describes using AI chatbots to soothe his anxiety, then springs a viral video on Dan unannounced: footage from an Iranian domestic flight where a tire blowout caused the cabin ceiling to partially collapse, with panicked passengers screaming (no injuries). They propose making this a recurring "traumatize Daniel" segment. Tom and Dan Cruise 2027 update — Over 200 people booked already; cabana block at the beach stop (Ocean Cay) discussed, plus family-friendly perks like snorkeling. St. Cloud Trail of Terror — Local Halloween attraction starting Oct. 8, its 16th year, themed "Sweet 16," including a haunted house built around an Iranian plane-crash scare tying back to the earlier video bit. Radio-days bathroom/ringtone stories — Tangent into old Real Radio/Clear Channel building stories: a flooding bathroom mishap and a chicken-ringtone incident with a cleaning lady. The "Haunted Tugboat" mystery solved — Dan recaps years of speculating about a boat moored near Lake Beresford, revealed via a news story to be the Tiger ST-479, an 86-foot, 150-ton WWII Army tugboat built locally, sent overseas (reportedly arriving in Normandy the day after D-Day), later owned in Sweden, and repatriated in 2022–2023 via a roughly $250,000 donor-funded shipping effort. They debate what should be done with it (restore as a tour boat, static memorial, or "Tom and Dan tugboat party") and joke about the lack of a real restoration plan. Tommy's Halloween costume — Tom's son Tommy is growing his hair out to dress as soccer player Memphis Depay ("Holland") for Halloween. Franco's Flop Fest plug — Free belly-flop competition and street party this Sunday in Baldwin Park; Dan and Andrea judging, Brendan O'Connor also judging, food trucks including Chillin' Tacos, and a cameo appearance planned for the haunted tugboat. BDM shirt clearance and Jeff's Bagel Run — Final sale on BDM Appreciation shirts ($5–$10), plus a bagel tangent about Jeff's Bagel Run's loaded baked potato bagel and app-signup coupon. 20th anniversary viral video retrospective — Extended segment revisiting early-internet viral clips on their 20th anniversaries: the "Grape Stomp Lady" (Melissa Sander, 1998 WAGA-TV Fox 5 news segment, went viral on YouTube in 2006), with discussion of local-news "fun reporter" archetypes and how 2006-era stars had no way to monetize viral fame. Star Wars Kid — Story of Ghyslain Raza, filmed in 2002 at age 14, leaked and uploaded in 2003, viewed hundreds of millions of times; discussion of the harassment and lawsuit that followed, and his later life (law degree, doctorate, heritage preservation society president, public speaker on online harassment). Numa Numa Guy — Gary Brolsma's 2004 lip-sync video, his brief media circuit (Good Morning America, Leno), and his low-key present-day life still in Saddle Brook, NJ, working as a web designer. Sweet Brown / "Ain't Nobody Got Time for That" — Brief revisit of the viral local-news clip, with a broader riff on why local-news viral clips featuring Black interviewees tend to be the most memorable. Why fewer viral news clips today — Discussion of the analog-to-digital conversion era (mid-2000s) that made clipping and sharing footage easy, contrasted with Dan's memories of physically taping and dubbing clips in his early radio career; mention of the free video-downloading tool Cobalt. Thursday Night Football / Dan Campbell tangent — Riff on Amazon Prime's now-exclusive Thursday Night Football broadcasts and Lions coach Dan Campbell cursing on a live sideline mic with no real backlash. Hyrox athlete apology controversy — Follow-up on a Hyrox athlete (referred to as "Joanna") who initially posted a smug "win's a win" message after a controversial finish, then issued a full apology and relinquished her title/ranking points after losing her Puma sponsorship; hosts debate the timing and sincerity of the apology. Comedy/fame tangent — Riff on the burdens of being unusually tall or funny, the difficulty of making a living in comedy or pro sports, and a shoutout to comedian David Jolly's grind, distinguished from the unrelated politician of the same name appearing in local ads. Voicemail: crystal burgers vs. White Castle — Caller Dan in Palm Bay questions references to "frozen crystal burgers"; hosts clarify the Crystal vs. White Castle regional debate (mustard included vs. not, hole-punch pattern differences). Voicemail: laundromat business — A 41-year-old caller whose father owns a Speed Queen-equipped laundromat in downtown Orlando discusses the durability of Speed Queen machines and the economics (and cash-business realities) of running a laundromat. Voicemail: "Olympic Fat Dads" / Max Verstappen go-kart race — Caller Bubble Bath Billy shares an ESPN/Disney-broadcast event where F1 driver Max Verstappen starts last in a 101-driver, 30-lap go-kart race using identical karts; leads to a tangent about similar "elite athlete races the field" stunts, including a ski-jump stair-climb race and reality shows pitting humans against animals. Reality TV deep dive: Superstar USA and "The Contestant" — Recap of the 2004 WB show Superstar USA (a reverse American Idol mocking bad singers, including a contestant compared to William Hung), and a much darker Japanese hidden-camera show (subject later identified as Nasubi/Tomoaki Hamatsu) that secretly broadcast a man's year-plus isolation to millions, an inspiration for The Truman Show; mention of the 2024 Hulu documentary The Contestant covering it. Key Dates / Plugs Mentioned Tonight (Friday), ~7:30 p.m.: All American Bullion Florida live Whatnot auction hosted by Dan for Craig LaFleur. This Sunday, starting at noon (flopping begins ~1:20 p.m.): Franco's Flop Fest, Baldwin Park — free belly-flop competition and street party. October 8: St. Cloud Trail of Terror opens (16th year, "Sweet 16" theme, six nights). October (date not specified): Moe Comedy Jam — tickets at moecomedyjam.com. October 16–17: Hollerbach's Oktoberfest Street Party, historic downtown Sanford. Ongoing: Tom and Dan Cruise 2027 deposits open at tomanddancruise2027.com ($200 refundable deposit; cabana block selling out). Ongoing: BDM Appreciation shirts on clearance sale ($5–$10). Ongoing: Jeff's Bagel Run free bagel coupon with orders or app signup. Notable Guests/Callers Ross McCoy — In-studio guest, Orlando talk show comedian. Jackal — Friend of the show, joined in; plugged Karate Orlando and mentioned fellow member Seth's zoo/dojo real estate situation. Dan in Palm Bay — Voicemail caller, questioned the "frozen crystal burgers" reference and sparked the Crystal vs. White Castle debate. Unnamed caller (41, laundromat owner's son) — Voicemail about Speed Queen machines and laundromat economics. Bubble Bath Billy — Voicemail caller who shared the Max Verstappen go-kart race story ("Olympic Fat Dads" segment).

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Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" react to news that Astros pitcher Lance McCullers Jr. reached 94 mph in a live BP session at spring training. McCullers said he could make his Grapefruit League debut this season as early as Tuesday. Matt and Ross also:debate whether Cam Smith is ready to join the Major League rosterdiscuss the dramatic details surrounding the Texans trading offensive tackle Laremy Tunsil to the Washington Commanderspreview the Rockets hosting the Sunstell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" react to news that Astros pitcher Lance McCullers Jr. reached 94 mph in a live BP session at spring training. McCullers said he could make his Grapefruit League debut this season as early as Tuesday. Matt and Ross also:debate whether Cam Smith is ready to join the Major League rosterdiscuss the dramatic details surrounding the Texans trading offensive tackle Laremy Tunsil to the Washington Commanderspreview the Rockets hosting the Sunstell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" react to the Rockets losing three straight games following Tuesday's 115-102 defeat to the Indiana Pacers. Head coach Ime Udoka joins to discuss how the team looks to bounce back following a disappointing start to the road trip. Matt and Ross also:discuss the Texans re-signing running back Dare Ogunbowale and restructuring wide receiver Nico Collins' contract to clear up cap spacereview where the Astros land on MLB's prospect rankings with Chris Gordyreact to first baseman Christian Walker being scratched from Wednesday's spring training lineup due to left oblique sorenesstalk about LeBron James becoming the first player in NBA history to score 50,000 career pointstell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" react to the Rockets losing three straight games following Tuesday's 115-102 defeat to the Indiana Pacers. Head coach Ime Udoka joins to discuss how the team looks to bounce back following a disappointing start to the road trip. Matt and Ross also:discuss the Texans re-signing running back Dare Ogunbowale and restructuring wide receiver Nico Collins' contract to clear up cap spacereview where the Astros land on MLB's prospect rankings with Chris Gordyreact to first baseman Christian Walker being scratched from Wednesday's spring training lineup due to left oblique sorenesstalk about LeBron James becoming the first player in NBA history to score 50,000 career pointstell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" recap Cam Smith, the Astros' top-ranked prospect, hitting two home runs in the Astros' 8-5 win over the Mets at CACTI Park of the Palm Beaches. Framber Valdez will make his 2025 spring training debut against the Washington Nationals on Wednesday. Matt and Ross also:review the Rockets defeating the Bucks 100-97 and preview Wednesday's matchup against the Spursreact to Luka Doncic facing his former team for the first timetell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" recap Cam Smith, the Astros' top-ranked prospect, hitting two home runs in the Astros' 8-5 win over the Mets at CACTI Park of the Palm Beaches. Framber Valdez will make his 2025 spring training debut against the Washington Nationals on Wednesday. Matt and Ross also:review the Rockets defeating the Bucks 100-97 and preview Wednesday's matchup against the Spursreact to Luka Doncic facing his former team for the first timetell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" go LIVE from the second day of full-squad workouts at the Astros spring training facility in West Palm Beach, Florida. Matt and Ross talk with pitcher Hayden Wesneski, manager Joe Espada and top prospect Cam Smith about the upcoming season. Matt and Ross also:discuss the latest plans for Jose Altuve to spend time in left fieldreact to a report that says the Texans will either look to renovate NRG Stadium or build a completely new stadium in the futurecomment on Pat Mahomes Sr. telling a court that the scuffle with John Rocker in New Orleans was staged to avoid violating his probationtalk about missing R&B singer Ne-Yo's visit to the Houston officetell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" go LIVE from the second day of full-squad workouts at the Astros spring training facility in West Palm Beach, Florida. Matt and Ross talk with pitcher Hayden Wesneski, manager Joe Espada and top prospect Cam Smith about the upcoming season. Matt and Ross also:discuss the latest plans for Jose Altuve to spend time in left fieldreact to a report that says the Texans will either look to renovate NRG Stadium or build a completely new stadium in the futurecomment on Pat Mahomes Sr. telling a court that the scuffle with John Rocker in New Orleans was staged to avoid violating his probationtalk about missing R&B singer Ne-Yo's visit to the Houston officetell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" react to yet another Alex Bregman update regarding his free agency. The 30-year-old third baseman has still yet to sign with a team as spring training approaches. Matt and Ross also:discuss the future of Chiefs tight end Travis Kelcereview Kevin Durant becoming the eighth player in NBA history to score 30,000 pointspreview the Rockets hosting the Sunstalk with Cougars men's basketball head coach Kelvin Sampsondebate who would win in a fight between former MLB pitchers Patrick Mahomes Sr. and John Rocker after the pair got into an argument on Bourbon Street in New Orleanstell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" react to yet another Alex Bregman update regarding his free agency. The 30-year-old third baseman has still yet to sign with a team as spring training approaches. Matt and Ross also:discuss the future of Chiefs tight end Travis Kelcereview Kevin Durant becoming the eighth player in NBA history to score 30,000 pointspreview the Rockets hosting the Sunstalk with Cougars men's basketball head coach Kelvin Sampsondebate who would win in a fight between former MLB pitchers Patrick Mahomes Sr. and John Rocker after the pair got into an argument on Bourbon Street in New Orleanstell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" and Chris Gordy, broadcasting live from Super Bowl Radio Row in New Orleans, recap the Rockets dropping another game to the Brooklyn Nets in Tuesday's 99-97 loss. The Nets made two 3-pointers in the final 10 seconds to hand the Rockets their fourth straight loss. Ross and Chris also:preview Super Bowl LIX with FOX Sports' Jay Glazer, KPRC's Ari Alexander, Heisman Trophy winner Danny Wuerffel and Saints linebacker Jaylan Fordreact to the Rockets completing a trade with the Boston Celticsreview the latest comments from Astros general manager Dana Brown and manager Joe Espada about free agent Alex Bregman and Jose Altuve playing left fieldtell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" and Chris Gordy, broadcasting live from Super Bowl Radio Row in New Orleans, recap the Rockets dropping another game to the Brooklyn Nets in Tuesday's 99-97 loss. The Nets made two 3-pointers in the final 10 seconds to hand the Rockets their fourth straight loss. Ross and Chris also:preview Super Bowl LIX with FOX Sports' Jay Glazer, KPRC's Ari Alexander, Heisman Trophy winner Danny Wuerffel and Saints linebacker Jaylan Fordreact to the Rockets completing a trade with the Boston Celticsreview the latest comments from Astros general manager Dana Brown and manager Joe Espada about free agent Alex Bregman and Jose Altuve playing left fieldtell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross," Adam Clanton of "The A-Team" and Chris Gordy recap the Houston Rockets defeating the Atlanta Hawks 100-96 to earn their fourth straight victory. Ross, Adam and Chris also:discuss the possibility of De'Aaron Fox getting traded to Houstonreact to the latest comments from Astros general manager Dana Brownreview who the Texans have interviewed so far for their offensive coordinator positiontell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross," Adam Clanton of "The A-Team" and Chris Gordy recap the Houston Rockets defeating the Atlanta Hawks 100-96 to earn their fourth straight victory. Ross, Adam and Chris also:discuss the possibility of De'Aaron Fox getting traded to Houstonreact to the latest comments from Astros general manager Dana Brownreview who the Texans have interviewed so far for their offensive coordinator positiontell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" react to Billy Wagner being elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame in his 10th and final year on the ballot. Matt and Ross also:preview the Rockets hosting the Cavaliers with head coach Ime Udokadiscuss the possible expansion of the College Football Playoffs with Chris Gordybreak down Texans running back Joe Mixon's fine for comments he did not saytell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" react to Billy Wagner being elected to the National Baseball Hall of Fame in his 10th and final year on the ballot. Matt and Ross also:preview the Rockets hosting the Cavaliers with head coach Ime Udokadiscuss the possible expansion of the College Football Playoffs with Chris Gordybreak down Texans running back Joe Mixon's fine for comments he did not saytell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" react to breaking news that Texas Longhorns quarterback Quinn Ewers is declaring for the NFL draft. Ewers went 21-5 as a starter the past two years and brought the Longhorns their only two College Football Playoff appearances. Matt and Ross also:discuss MLB free agent rumors that have the Chicago Cubs interested in Alex Bregmanpreview the Texans taking on the Chiefs for an NFL Divisional Round matchup with Sam McDowell, sports columnist for The Kansas City Startalk about the Rockets facing the Denver Nuggets on the road with head coach Ime Udokatell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" react to breaking news that Texas Longhorns quarterback Quinn Ewers is declaring for the NFL draft. Ewers went 21-5 as a starter the past two years and brought the Longhorns their only two College Football Playoff appearances. Matt and Ross also:discuss MLB free agent rumors that have the Chicago Cubs interested in Alex Bregmanpreview the Texans taking on the Chiefs for an NFL Divisional Round matchup with Sam McDowell, sports columnist for The Kansas City Startalk about the Rockets facing the Denver Nuggets on the road with head coach Ime Udokatell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross," Chris Gordy and Adam Clanton of "The A-Team" react to Rockets rookie Reed Sheppard recording 49 points on 17-for-33 shooting in his G League debut after being officially assigned to the Rio Grande Valley Vipers on Monday. Ross, Chris and Adam also:recap the Rockets defeating the Wizards 135-112discuss Justin Verlander and the San Francisco Giants agreeing on a one-year, $15 million contractlisten to Texans head coach DeMeco Ryans' response to Rex Ryan's comments about the Wild Card matchup against the Chargerspreview the semifinals of the College Football Playofftell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross," Chris Gordy and Adam Clanton of "The A-Team" react to Rockets rookie Reed Sheppard recording 49 points on 17-for-33 shooting in his G League debut after being officially assigned to the Rio Grande Valley Vipers on Monday. Ross, Chris and Adam also:recap the Rockets defeating the Wizards 135-112discuss Justin Verlander and the San Francisco Giants agreeing on a one-year, $15 million contractlisten to Texans head coach DeMeco Ryans' response to Rex Ryan's comments about the Wild Card matchup against the Chargerspreview the semifinals of the College Football Playofftell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" recap the Texas Longhorns defeating the Arizona State Sun Devils in overtime and the Ohio State Buckeyes dominating the Oregon Ducks in the second round of the College Football Playoff. Matt and Ross also:reflect on the terror attack in New Orleansdiscuss the matchup between Georgia and Notre Dame with Chris Gordytalk with Rockets head coach Ime Udoka about Wednesday's win over the Maverickscomment on the latest rumors surrounding free agent Alex Bregmanreview the NFL's worst teams in "Ross' Rotten Five"tell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" recap the Texas Longhorns defeating the Arizona State Sun Devils in overtime and the Ohio State Buckeyes dominating the Oregon Ducks in the second round of the College Football Playoff. Matt and Ross also:reflect on the terror attack in New Orleansdiscuss the matchup between Georgia and Notre Dame with Chris Gordytalk with Rockets head coach Ime Udoka about Wednesday's win over the Maverickscomment on the latest rumors surrounding free agent Alex Bregmanreview the NFL's worst teams in "Ross' Rotten Five"tell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" recap the Houston Texans losing to the Baltimore Ravens 31-2 on Christmas Day. Cornerback Kamari Lassiter forced a safety with the tackle of running back Derrick Henry to score the Texans' only points. Quarterback C.J. Stroud threw an interception and held a 59.2 passer rating in one of his worst performances of the season. With a playoff spot secured after clinching the division, how can the Texans improve in the coming weeks to earn a postseason win? Matt and Ross also:talk with Rockets head coach Ime Udoka about tonight's matchup against the Pelicansreact to Beyoncé's halftime performancereview the NFL's worst teams in "Ross' Rotten Five"have Dr. Roto cure their fantasy football bluestell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" recap the Houston Texans losing to the Baltimore Ravens 31-2 on Christmas Day. Cornerback Kamari Lassiter forced a safety with the tackle of running back Derrick Henry to score the Texans' only points. Quarterback C.J. Stroud threw an interception and held a 59.2 passer rating in one of his worst performances of the season. With a playoff spot secured after clinching the division, how can the Texans improve in the coming weeks to earn a postseason win? Matt and Ross also:talk with Rockets head coach Ime Udoka about tonight's matchup against the Pelicansreact to Beyoncé's halftime performancereview the NFL's worst teams in "Ross' Rotten Five"have Dr. Roto cure their fantasy football bluestell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" and Dan Mathews of "The A-Team" react to Houston Texans cornerback Derek Stingley Jr. being named AFC Defensive Player of the Week. This comes after Stingley compiled five tackles, including two for loss, two interceptions and two passes defended against the Miami Dolphins. Ross and Dan also:discuss offensive guard Kenyon Green getting officially activated from injured reserve after being designated for return a week agopredict whether Patrick Mahomes will play for the Kansas City Chiefs hosting the Texans on Saturdaycomment on Kyle Tucker saying he is open to a long-term deal with the Chicago Cubsbreak down the current state of the NBAtell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" and Dan Mathews of "The A-Team" react to Houston Texans cornerback Derek Stingley Jr. being named AFC Defensive Player of the Week. This comes after Stingley compiled five tackles, including two for loss, two interceptions and two passes defended against the Miami Dolphins. Ross and Dan also:discuss offensive guard Kenyon Green getting officially activated from injured reserve after being designated for return a week agopredict whether Patrick Mahomes will play for the Kansas City Chiefs hosting the Texans on Saturdaycomment on Kyle Tucker saying he is open to a long-term deal with the Chicago Cubsbreak down the current state of the NBAtell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" review the latest updates from the MLB Winter Meetings. Sports agent Scott Boras says that many teams are interested in Alex Bregman. Chandler Rome also states that the Astros are listening to trade proposals concerning Kyle Tucker and Framber Valdez. What will the Astros lineup look like in 2025? Matt and Ross also:talk with Rockets head coach Ime Udoka about tonight's matchup against the Golden State Warriors in the quarterfinals of the NBA Cuppresent what they would sacrifice to get a Rockets winfurther preview the Texans hosting the Miami Dolphins on Sundaydebate the songwriting skills of Billy Joel and Kendrick Lamartell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" review the latest updates from the MLB Winter Meetings. Sports agent Scott Boras says that many teams are interested in Alex Bregman. Chandler Rome also states that the Astros are listening to trade proposals concerning Kyle Tucker and Framber Valdez. What will the Astros lineup look like in 2025? Matt and Ross also:talk with Rockets head coach Ime Udoka about tonight's matchup against the Golden State Warriors in the quarterfinals of the NBA Cuppresent what they would sacrifice to get a Rockets winfurther preview the Texans hosting the Miami Dolphins on Sundaydebate the songwriting skills of Billy Joel and Kendrick Lamartell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" react to Rockets head coach Ime Udoka's postgame comments following his ejection from Tuesday's 120-111 loss to the Sacramento Kings. Udoka joins the show to further explain his criticism of the officials and preview Thursday's matchup against the Golden State Warriors. Matt and Ross also;discuss Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair appealing his three-game suspension from the NFLreview MLB's proposed "Golden Bat" rulerecap the latest college football recruiting news on National Signing Daytell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" react to Rockets head coach Ime Udoka's postgame comments following his ejection from Tuesday's 120-111 loss to the Sacramento Kings. Udoka joins the show to further explain his criticism of the officials and preview Thursday's matchup against the Golden State Warriors. Matt and Ross also;discuss Texans linebacker Azeez Al-Shaair appealing his three-game suspension from the NFLreview MLB's proposed "Golden Bat" rulerecap the latest college football recruiting news on National Signing Daytell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas of the "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" and Chris Gordy recap the Houston Rockets defeating the Minnesota Timberwolves 117-111 in overtime Tuesday to clinch West Group A and a spot in the NBA Cup knockout round. Head coach Ime Udoka joins to discuss Alperen Sengun finishing with a triple-double and their back-to-back matchup against the Philadelphia 76ers. Matt and Chris also:break down how Michigan flipped the nation's No. 1 recruit from LSUreact to Blake Snell agreeing to a five-year, $182 million contract with the Dodgerstalk with Super Bowl-winning head coach Brian Billick about the Texans facing the Jaguars this Sundayreview the NFL's worst teams in "Connor's Rotten Five"tell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas of the "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" and Chris Gordy recap the Houston Rockets defeating the Minnesota Timberwolves 117-111 in overtime Tuesday to clinch West Group A and a spot in the NBA Cup knockout round. Head coach Ime Udoka joins to discuss Alperen Sengun finishing with a triple-double and their back-to-back matchup against the Philadelphia 76ers. Matt and Chris also:break down how Michigan flipped the nation's No. 1 recruit from LSUreact to Blake Snell agreeing to a five-year, $182 million contract with the Dodgerstalk with Super Bowl-winning head coach Brian Billick about the Texans facing the Jaguars this Sundayreview the NFL's worst teams in "Connor's Rotten Five"tell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" and Brian McTaggart, Astros beat reporter for MLB.com, recap the "Thursday Night Football" matchup that saw the Cleveland Browns defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers 24-19 in the season's first snow game. Matt and Brian also:discuss the future of the Astrospreview the Texans and Titans game on Sundaygive their latest "Gut Feelings"tell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time"give their "Fantasy Five" tailgate food itemstell their "Non-Florida Storieshave Dr. Roto cure their fantasy football blues and more on this "Anything Goes Friday."

Matt Thomas of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" and Brian McTaggart, Astros beat reporter for MLB.com, recap the "Thursday Night Football" matchup that saw the Cleveland Browns defeat the Pittsburgh Steelers 24-19 in the season's first snow game. Matt and Brian also:discuss the future of the Astrospreview the Texans and Titans game on Sundaygive their latest "Gut Feelings"tell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time"give their "Fantasy Five" tailgate food itemstell their "Non-Florida Storieshave Dr. Roto cure their fantasy football blues and more on this "Anything Goes Friday."

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" review the latest redevelopment plans from the Astrodome Conservancy and discuss whether it is worth preserving the world's first multi-purposed, domed sports stadium. Matt and Ross also:talk with Rockets head coach Ime Udoka about tonight's matchup against the Los Angeles Clippersreact to Jose Altuve winning his seventh Silver Slugger awardtalk with Houston Cougars football head coach Willie Fritz about Friday's matchup against the Arizona Wildcatsreview the latest College Football Playoff rankingstell people "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" review the latest redevelopment plans from the Astrodome Conservancy and discuss whether it is worth preserving the world's first multi-purposed, domed sports stadium. Matt and Ross also:talk with Rockets head coach Ime Udoka about tonight's matchup against the Los Angeles Clippersreact to Jose Altuve winning his seventh Silver Slugger awardtalk with Houston Cougars football head coach Willie Fritz about Friday's matchup against the Arizona Wildcatsreview the latest College Football Playoff rankingstell people "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" discuss the Houston Texans not adding to their current roster prior to the NFL trade deadline. Minutes before the clock hit 3 p.m. CT, general manager Nick Caserio traded defensive tackle Khalil Davis to the San Francisco 49ers for a 2026 seventh-round pick. Matt and Ross also:react to the first set of rankings for the College Football Playoffsreview the latest comments from Astros general manager Dana Brown and Alex Bregman's agent Scott Boras concerning the third baseman's next contracttalk with Rockets head coach Ime Udoka about Wednesday's matchup against the San Antonio Spurstell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" discuss the Houston Texans not adding to their current roster prior to the NFL trade deadline. Minutes before the clock hit 3 p.m. CT, general manager Nick Caserio traded defensive tackle Khalil Davis to the San Francisco 49ers for a 2026 seventh-round pick. Matt and Ross also:react to the first set of rankings for the College Football Playoffsreview the latest comments from Astros general manager Dana Brown and Alex Bregman's agent Scott Boras concerning the third baseman's next contracttalk with Rockets head coach Ime Udoka about Wednesday's matchup against the San Antonio Spurstell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" react to the New York Yankees forcing Game 5 in the World Series with Tuesday's 11-4 victory over the Los Angeles Dodgers. In the first inning, two fans were ejected at Yankee Stadium after they tried to pry a foul ball from the glove of right fielder Mookie Betts. Matt and Ross also:talk with UFC's Derrick Lewis about his upcoming heavyweight matchuppreview Thursday's game against the Dallas Mavericks with Rockets head coach Ime Udokarecap the Cougars victory over the Utah Utes with head coach Willie Fritztell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" react to the New York Yankees forcing Game 5 in the World Series with Tuesday's 11-4 victory over the Los Angeles Dodgers. In the first inning, two fans were ejected at Yankee Stadium after they tried to pry a foul ball from the glove of right fielder Mookie Betts. Matt and Ross also:talk with UFC's Derrick Lewis about his upcoming heavyweight matchuppreview Thursday's game against the Dallas Mavericks with Rockets head coach Ime Udokarecap the Cougars victory over the Utah Utes with head coach Willie Fritztell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" preview the Houston Rockets home season opener against the Charlotte Hornets. Matt and Ross also:debate whether Bronny James deserved to make his historic NBA debut with his father, LeBron Jamesreact to the Texans signing lineback Devin Whitediscuss former Texans wide receiver DeAndre Hopkins getting traded to the Kansas City Chiefstalk with Rockets general manager Rafael Stone about signing Jalen Green and Alperen Sengun to extensionstell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.

Matt Thomas and Ross Villarreal of "The Matt Thomas Show with Ross" preview the Houston Rockets home season opener against the Charlotte Hornets. Matt and Ross also:debate whether Bronny James deserved to make his historic NBA debut with his father, LeBron Jamesreact to the Texans signing lineback Devin Whitediscuss former Texans wide receiver DeAndre Hopkins getting traded to the Kansas City Chiefstalk with Rockets general manager Rafael Stone about signing Jalen Green and Alperen Sengun to extensionstell people to "Shut Yo Bum Ass Up, Ain't Nobody Got Time" and more.