POPULARITY
High school cheerleader outfits get suspended for causing impure thoughts, Mike discovers the secret to benching 405 pounds, an earthquake reveals a missing Lego, and Lauren explains the hardest thing about rollerblading. SHOW NOTES Introduction Lauren Kelly on Twitter Trumped up “It’s like business 101” “Nobody has more respect for women than I do.” “It’s hot in here.” “Neh-VAH-da” Not The Onion Boy has ‘impure thoughts’, blames cheerleaders’ skirts, school punishes cheerleaders Stupid shit my friends post Masturbation is gay Is this a thing? Lego slippers Eye candy Dina Brodsky’s sketchbook Special Guest: Lauren Kelly.
Trump goes on a 3 am tweet storm, a woman polishes off a pork bun in a typhoon, motorized rideable suitcases are coming to an airport near you, and Mike eats a candy bar at the urinal. SHOW NOTES Introduction Adam Christopher on Twitter After 6 podcast on Twitter Trumped up “check out sex tape” Climate change is a Chinese hoax Trump campaign deletes tweet after Trump denial “There’s no way to tell” #TrumpWon Headline of the week This woman ate a pork bun in a typhoon and now everyone loves her Stupid shit my friends post Only cops can criticize cops Is this a thing? Rideable luggage Eye candy Kintsugi, the art of broken pieces Special Guest: Adam Christopher.
Casey plagiarizes a song, man gets arrested for speeding in Delorean at 88mph, Pennsylvania man creates the most racist Halloween costume ever, lawmaker who opposed helmet law dies in motorcycle crash, Mike defends the sanctity of the word ‘ironic.’ SHOW NOTES Introduction Casey Sullivan on Twitter Hillary Clinton on Betwwen Two Ferns Follow-up Florida forces students to stand during the national anthem Trumped up “Classic Donald Trump” “Our African American communities are absolutely in the worst shape they’ve ever been in before. Ever, ever, ever.” “I hope she recovers” Trump loves Mexicans Headline of the week Man arrested for speeding in DeLorean at 88 mph Stupid shit my friends post Record-breaking stupidity and racism Not the Onion Lawmaker who opposed universal helmet law dies in motorcycle crash Eye candy Thomas Heatherwick’s Vessel
Donald Trump announces his testosterone levels, Chinese people invented toilet paper and (maybe) pizza, Bruce Horowitz tells women to lose the engagement ring during job interviews, and Mike commits an on-campus crime at dawn. SHOW NOTES Follow-up Pastor thinks people who don’t stand should get shot Utah rodeo salutes the confederate flag Trumped up Trump’s campaign as exercise routine “Hillary Clinton and her campaign of 2008 started the birther controversy” “Warming up the gas chamber” Trump brags about dumping travel corps Stupid shit my friends post White people have done everything good that has ever been done Poorly Summarized science Trump has more testosterone than you Poorly Summarized news Don’t wear your engagement ring to a job interview Eye candy Richard Serra’s East-West/West-East
A parakeet refuses to clean the floor, a 70-year-old man goes to jail to get away from his wife, a new Target employee gives a play-by-play of his first week on the job, and teenage Mike catches his girlfriend cheating. SHOW NOTES Introduction Scott Hofmeister’s podcast, “Mindthunder Radio” Follow-up “Why won’t my parakeet eat my diarrhea” introduction 3 reasons why your parakeet won’t eat your diarrhea Trumped up Putin is a stronger leader than Obama Trump remarks on Phyllis Schlafly at the voter summit. Trump’s super secret plan to defeat Isis Trump only takes his heart medication half the time. Stupid shit my friends post If you don’t love freedom, MOVE! Headline of the week ‘Rather be in jail’: 70-year-old man robs bank to get arrested and away from wife, police say Poorly Summarized news Guy documents his fist week of work at target Eye candy Nevada SolarReserve photographed by Reuben Wu Special Guest: Scott Hofmeister.
A two-headed Barry White creature does some math, waiting room occupants are conditioned to stand up in response to a sound, Kaepernick refuses to stand up in response to a sound, and a remorseful square dancer tries to destroy the Internet. SHOW NOTES Introduction Super Pee Pee Time on Twitter Super Pee Pee Time on Facebook Poorly Summarized Science “Most people are sheep” video Conformity experiments Stupid shit my friends post Colin sitting and Tim kneeling Headline of the week Chinese man tries to destroy the internet Eye candy Michael Heizer’s City Special Guests: Cade Chilcoat and Jeff Mac.
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog trolls Trump supporters, Olympic pools turn green, a spider almost persuades Mike to become a believer, and Justin finds the Hummingbird Lady. SHOW NOTES Introduction Atheism 101 website Japanese toilet prank Trumped up Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Poorly Summarized science Olympics green pool chemistry Stupid shit my friends post Single language pride Is This a Thing Spider catcher Eye candy Car Spheres
Trump takes a shot at Utahns, Peter Thiel wants young people’s blood, mental illness might be sexually transmitted demons, Mike gives his coworkers a nickname, and Michael Phelps really likes to bruise his back. SHOW NOTES Introduction Tom Cheesewright’s website #droopysocksyndrome winning tweet by Alex Booth Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark Trumped up “It could get dangerous. A lot of people are saying that.” Obviously I’m being sarcastic “If that were me, this would be a headline all over the world.” Trump mocks Utah Not the onion Peter Thiel seeks young blood Stupid shit my friends post Demon STD Poorly Summarized Science Michael Phelps cupping Cupping study Eye candy Liquid Shark Brisbane Airport facade
Jeremy runs for mayor, police pull people over to give them ice cream, a woman dares to dream of being a truck driver, and after-school Satan clubs are coming to a school near you. SHOW NOTES Follow Jeremy McLellan Comedy on Facebook Trumped up Burn the uniforms! Trump warns about NUCLEAR WEAPONS Trump calls Asians “Orientals” “I don’t throw babies out, believe me.” Poorly Summarized News Police can’t pull over drivers to give them gifts Stupid shit my friends post Women can be truck drivers Headline of the week After-school Satan club Eye candy Artist/activist JR in Rio Women Are Heroes Face 2 Face JR Wikipedia Special Guest: Jeremy McLellan.
A cop mistakes donut glaze for crystal meth, Clinton’s husband wears a fetching pantsuit, Mike washes his hands of his wife’s pet cat, and Sao Paulo bans billboards. SHOW NOTES Trumped up Russian Espionage “It was more tongue-in-cheek” Trump criticizing fallen soldier’s family Trump takes everything back Not the Onion Cop mistook donut glaze for meth Stupid shit my friends post God isn’t allowed in schools Headline of the week Hillary Clinton’s husband wore a fetching pantsuit to honor her nomination for US president Dealbreaker Family dog contract Eye candy Sao Paulo removes all billboards
Kim Kardashian wiretaps Taylor Swift, Trump tries to inflate a baby, Third Eye Blind trolls the RNC, Ted Cruz impresses Mike, and Milo Yiannopoulos gets banned from Twitter. SHOW NOTES Intro After 6 Podcast Trumped up Manafort on Melania’s plagiarism On Pence’s Iraq vote On Viagra On NAFTA #EyeCandy: Trump wall Internet Vigilantes The internet goes in on Taylor Swift after Kim Kardashian’s revelation Stupid shit my friends post Donald Trump is racist? Headline of the week Third Eye Blind trolled the RNC by playing Third Eye Blind songs no one wants to hear Know your meme #FreeMilo Eye candy Tibetan monks destroy mandalas Special Guest: Adam Christopher.
The Westboro Baptist Church is threatened by a Clefairy Pokémon, the US government plans to drop vaccine-laced M&Ms on ferrets (no really), Chris Christie fetches Trump his Filet-O-Fish, and Mike’s daughter finds some free street soda. SHOW NOTES Intro 7 Generation Games @DrAnnMaria @annmariastat Trumped up On the phallic logo Chris Christie and McDonalds Chris Christie and Oreos On #BlackLivesMatter Trump hair Is this real life? The Westboro Baptist Church Is Getting Owned In Pokémon Go Stupid shit my friends post We don’t have a race problem Headline of the week US government plans to use drones to fire vaccine-laced M&Ms near endangered ferrets Eye candy Flexible paper figures
Kaley Cuoco desecrates the flag, a man seems to die in every terrorist attack, the IRS doesn’t accept iTunes cards, and Mike’s buddy escalates a toilet paper prank. SHOW NOTES Intro Grilled Onions Podcast Follow-up Ask a manager Trumped up On police shooting rates by minority status On Saddam Hussein On being the Ultimate Walk-off Winner On Article XII Internet vigilantes Kaley Cuoco vs. USA Stupid shit my friends post Area man reports cop doing his job A law professor identifies a teachable moment Headline of the week Mashable: This man seems to die in every terrorist attack. But he’s very much alive. Not The Onion FTC: IRS does not accept payment in iTunes cards Eye candy Bicycles from memory Special Guest: Konrad Vernor.
Sunish makes a cameo, an $8 bowl of Frosted Flakes in Times Square constitutes fine dining, the bitter almond tree gets ‘banned,’ an intern circulates a footwear petition, and #HeterosexualPrideDay trends on Twitter. SHOW NOTES Intro Share a Slice Podcast Follow-up Origin of Marcus Flat-earth campfire debate Trumped up 1994 rape allegation On Mike Tyson On Polanski On Trans-Pacific Partnership Is this a thing? Kellogg’s cereal as dining event Stupid shit my friends post Bitter almonds Reasonable or ridiculous Fired for proposing a more flexible dress code Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt Know your meme #HeterosexualPrideDay Eye candy Lines dividing rich and poor Special Guest: Seán McGuire.
Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick accidentally praises God’s vengeance, Mike’s buddy kills a guy, Ari Nagel sires 22 children, Anonymous gays up some ISIS Twitter accounts, and the ‘Coexist’ logo makes Mike’s eyes bleed. SPONSOR Super Pee Pee Time Podcast SHOW NOTES Intro Let’s Chat Podcast Geraldo on straight-edge gang violence Trumped up On Trump’s LGBT appeal On beautiful crossfires On being 2% behind in the polls On animal rights Wait, what? Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick’s tweet heard ’round the world Stupid shit my friends post The problem is not guns! Bible gun gun gun, Jesus. Thoughts and prayers game Is this a thing? The professor who sired 22 kids Headline of the week Anonymous hacks ISIS’ Twitter, makes it as fabulously gay as humanly possible Eye candy The coexist logo bumper sticker
Brock Turner’s ribeye enthusiasm wanes, a bride prays for the plight of her bridesmaids, John Oliver forgives $15M in medical debt, and a robot sorts some stones. SHOW NOTES Intro Boxer Crackas Follow-up Origins of ‘dork’ Trumped up On repressed white male workers On Pocahontas On hairspray On racists Poorly summarized news Brock Turner Stupid shit my friends post At our nephews [sic] wedding today Headline of the week John Oliver hosts largest one-time TV giveaway — by forgiving $15 million in medical debt Eye candy A kinetic artwork that sorts thousands of random river stones by age
Women shouldn’t always ‘lean in,’ a restless patriot distances himself from Obama’s Hiroshima ‘apology,’ a friendly gorilla is cruelly murdered by bloodthirsty zookeepers, the government thinks Frosted Flakes are healthier than avocados, and R. Crumb illustrates Genesis. SPONSOR Pierre Henry Socks: Over-the-calf dress socks that will never let you down. Use code PS101 for 15% off. SHOW NOTES Intro Gayatri’s food porn Turmeric lattes Trumped up Trump on Curiel Trump on chauvinism Trump on Romney’s immigration policy Trump on Puerto Rico Headline of the week Quartz: Harvard researchers have concluded that not all women should “lean in” for salary negotiations Stupid shit my friends post When Obama apologizes for Hiroshima… Poorly summarized news Harambe the Gorilla: Change.org petition Poorly summarized science FDA: Frosted Flakes healthier than an avocado Eye candy R. Crumb’s Genesis
Peter Thiel knows how to hold a grudge, Connie prefers English speakers, the internet wants to give Captain America a boyfriend, Sebastian accidentally becomes an artist, and Mike improves* his pronunciation. *not really SHOW NOTES Follow-up Ben Patterson is a liar Trumped up Toronto’s Trump Tower on verge of bankruptcy Trump on Bernie Trump on the environment Manafort on pandering Poorly summarized news Peter Thiel, Tech Billionaire, Reveals Secret War With Gawker An Open Letter to Peter Thiel Stupid shit my friends post Connie prefers English Know your meme #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend #GiveCaptainAmericaADogManBoyfriend Headline of the week Mashable: Someone put glasses on the floor of a museum and people thought it was art Eye candy Soviet brutalist architecture
Indiana Governor Mike Pence wants to hear about your period, women in Japan get time off for menstrual leave, a bubble and Bosu balance trainer “prove” that the earth is flat, and John Oliver answers the question “is science bullshit?” SPONSOR Various Breads and Butters podcast SHOW NOTES Intro Period for Pence Unwritable Rant podcast Trumped up Trump’s taxes Trump on taxing the wealthy Trump on white supremacist delegate Trump on fundraising Is this a thing? Menstrual leave Stupid shit my friends post Something crazy/amazing happened to Amy Denise (spoiler alert: it was crazy) Poorly summarized science John Oliver asks “Is science bullshit?” Effects of moderate alcohol consumption Poorly summarized news Facebook may be censoring conservatives Special Guest: Laura Shanley.
A culinary genius creates In-N-Out egg rolls, puppy feet smell like crackers, conservatives accidentally create a pro-universal healthcare meme, BYU scrutinizes rape victims, Mike’s missionary companion gets touchy-feely, and an Arizona teen faces charges for a revealing yearbook photo. SPONSOR Election Cerealz: Beautifully crafted presidential candidate cereal boxes. SHOW NOTES Intro Becky’s blog Follow-up Satanists on Cruz Trumped up Trump on Elizabeth Warren Trump on debt Trump on Puerto Rico Trump on taco bowl Is this a thing? In-N-Out egg rolls KFC nail polish Chili Four Loko Stupid shit my friends post 2 years military service for all Pledge of allegiance Tropic thunder Poorly summarized news NYT: At Brigham Young, a cost in reporting rape Deal-breaker Football player’s yearbook picture prank
Michael buys high and sells low, Boehner calls Cruz ‘Lucifer in the flesh,’ Black Trump drops the beat, real Christians don’t Yoga, a hungry man gets pizza delivered to a moving train, and being trans species is a thing. SPONSOR Pierre Henry Socks: Superb combed cotton dress socks. Use offer code PS101 for 15% off your first order. SHOW NOTES Intro Nocturne capital The laws of wealth: psychology and the secret to investing success Everyone you love will die Trumped up Black Trump Trump would drop A-bomb like Truman Trump’s sticking with his feelings on immigration Manafort’s resume Poorly summarized news Boehner calls Cruz ‘Lucifer in the flesh’ Stupid shit my friends post Why Christians shouldn’t yoga Headline of the week Hungry man gets pizza delivered to a moving train, tweets how he did it Is this a thing? What it means to be trans species Eye candy Jason Chen’s photographic images that weave moments in time
The Cramer family fails at the beach, Justin nearly fails at college, San Francisco crusades against manspreaders, sex-detecting smart mattresses might be a thing, and an Edmonton military veteran annually fills out forms declaring his legs missing. SHOW NOTES Trumped up Trump on 7-Eleven Trump on Facebook fame Where does Trump get those wonderful toys? Headline of the week Man takes sleeping pills, accidentally orders a yak online Stupid shit my friends post Vaccine stupidity Is this a thing? How San Francisco public transit is fighting back against manspreaders Deal-breaker Sex-detecting mattress Poorly summarized news Edmonton military veteran frustrated he has to annually fill out form to say his legs are still missing Eye candy Crystal houses
Microsoft exits the Hitler image recognition market, Burger King employees break all the store’s windows (again), more wet beavers are coming to California, Mike hates on selfie sticks, and Justin reveals his sociopathy. SHOW NOTES Sponsor Pierre-Henry Socks: comfortable, high-performance designer socks. Use offer code PS101 at checkout for 15% off your first purchase. Follow-up Montreal vs. New York bagels CaptionBot Trumped up Carson on Trump Is this a thing? Burger King employees were tricked into breaking all their store’s windows. Again. Stupid shit my friends post If I shoot a buck this deer season and I only have tags for a doe… Oh No Ross & Carrie on Scientology Headline of the week The plan to make California wet by spreading beavers up and down the state Deal-breaker Looks like a wrist watch, flies like a drone! Mount Rushmore Podcast on the worst kind of snobs Poorly summarized news Indiana state trooper is fired for proselytizing during traffic stops Eye candy Abandoned manholes as small living spaces
The Einstein Bagel is a lie, a mother falls in love with her biological son, illegal immigration is thoughtfully equated with grand theft auto, women keep the Governor of Indiana informed about their menses, and Mike steals a neighbor’s couch. SHOW NOTES Intro 11 ways to make the workplace bathroom a happier place How the most successful people poop at work Follow-up Gentiles must cease their relentless cultural appropriation of bagels Trumped up ‘Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband’ Trump on pumping Trump on sexual assault in the military Trump on outer beauty Deal breaker Mother Kim West falls In love with biological son, plans marriage and babies Stupid shit my friends post Illegal immigration = grand theft auto Headline of the week Why women are calling Indiana’s governor to talk about their periods Eye candy Great Depression-era photographs Special Guest: Lindsay Goldwert.
The Stanford Review satirizes college protestors, Trump’s campaign manager gets handsy with Michelle Fields, Ben Affleck is sad about his Batman film, Mike flakes a sociopath, and Microsoft accidentally creates a Hitler-loving sex robot. SHOW NOTES Sponsor Share a Slice With Sean podcast Trumped up Trump on bruises Trump’s campaign manager’s lawyer bit a stripper Ann Coulter on gang rape Know your meme Sad Ben Affleck is sad about Batman vs. Superman’s sad review Ben Affleck has definitely written a script for a solo Batman movie Stupid shit my friends post If you think the minimum wage is too low… Headline of the week Microsoft deletes ‘teen girl’ AI after it became a Hitler-loving sex robot within 24 hours George Carlin on euphemisms Deal-breaker Late sleepers are tired of being discriminated against. And science has their back. Eye candy Zaha Hadid Special Guest: E. Nicholas Mariani.
Ted Cruz might have a thing for rodents, a woman stashes a deuce in her purse, an enraged veteran cuts down a flag, a man gets arrested for not returning a VHS rental, and Matt abandons a friend in need. SHOW NOTES Trumped up Carson the Trump whisperer Cruz’s rodent fetish #WhiteGenocide for Trump Poll: Who wants to punch Trump? Headline of the week A brave woman hid a piece of poop in her purse when her date’s toilet wouldn’t flush Another funny thing Mike wants to spoil for you Stupid shit my friends post Veteran steals flag (does not fold it properly) Is this a thing? Meet the green lady Poorly summarized news Man arrested for not returning ‘Freddy Got Fingered’ VHS rental in 2002 Eye candy Sea organ Timber megaphones
Ted Cruz is almost definitely not the Zodiac Killer, Whole Foods pre-peels oranges, WV lawmakers get sick after legalizing and drinking raw milk, and the gang contemplates the meaning of folded American flags. Show notes Subscribe to Various Breads and Butters Follow-up Andrew Hamilton Trumped Up Vox: Trump Spent Election Night Pitching Trump Products That You Can’t Buy Anymore Know Your Meme Ted Cruz’s Secret Life as the Zodiac Killer Stupid Shit My Friends Post Flag Folding Is This A Thing? Whole Foods Pre-Peeled Oranges Headline of the Week WV Lawmakers Legalize Raw Milk, Drink Raw Milk, Get Mysterious Stomach Bug Poorly Summarized News Tammy Duckworth and Backers Denounce G.O.P. Tweet as Insensitive Eye Candy The World’s Weirdest Book Special Guests: Benjamin R. Cohen and Simon Tonev.
Justin attempts a covert nose wipe, Kanye West pirates some software, Mike’s dad robs a bank, Chris Christie gets held hostage, and Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t own a gas-guzzling yacht (he just borrows it). Show notes Hear more Kendall at thenarrators.org Follow-up Daily Kos: But Who Has to Carry the Feces? Foreign Policy: Who Does No. 2 Work For?! Trumped Up The Federalist: Take a Flamethrower to Trump ABC News: The History Behind the Donald Trump ‘Small Hands’ Insult CNN: Marco Rubio Mocks Donald Trump for ‘Wet’ Pants Inquisitr: Donald Trump Trashed on Twitter by ‘Modern Family’ Writer Danny Zuker Is This A Thing? This is Tomatan, and He Will Power You Through a Marathon—with Tomatoes Poorly Summarized News WSJ: Chris Christie Asserts He Was Not, in Fact, Being Held Hostage by Donald Trump Mashable: Whoops! Kanye Tweets Photo Showing Him Using Pirate Bay Vox: Rich Climate Activist Leonardo DiCaprio Lives a Carbon-Intensive Lifestyle, and That’s (Mostly) Fine Stupid Shit My Friends Post Eye Candy A 2,000-Marble Instrument Sounds Like a Synth for the Apocalypse
John McAfee offers to trick a corpse into revealing a secret, Trump loves the poorly educated, China builds a ghost town, and Mike and Justin swap prank stories. Show notes Follow-up JOHN MCAFEE: I’ll decrypt the San Bernardino phone free of charge so Apple doesn’t need to place a back door on its product Sam Harris’s take on the Apple vs. FBI case Trumped Up Who Said It: Presidential Hopeful Donald Trump or ‘Idiocracy’ President Camacho? On Princess Diana Stupid Shit My Friends Post 35 Reasons to vote for Trump Is This a Thing? Thai princess gets $40,000 toilet built for her 3-day visit to Cambodia Eye Candy Surreal photos of China’s failed ‘city of the future’
Maria psychoanalyzes a pickpocket, Tim Cook gives the FBI the finger, Manny Pacquiao disparages homosexuals, Justin reveals his “super” powers, and Mike flubs the Pledge of Allegiance. Follow-up “Oh, Reggie, fighting for your country…you’re such a pussy“ ACHOO syndrome: Why some people sneeze every time they see the sun Trumped Up On Apple On the Pope On Planned Parenthood On Rachel Maddow Trump threatens an independent run Poorly Summarized News Apple: a message to our customers Stupid Shit American Loons on “Dr.” Schulze Quackwatch on “Dr.” Schulze Is this a thing? Gay animal sex Nike cuts ties with boxer Manny Pacquiao Headline of the Week Fearing cannibalism, aquarium cancels octopus sex show on Valentine’s Day
Lindsay defends the integrity of the bagel, Mike extolls the virtues of vaping, Eli Manning suffers from RBF, Justin seeks clarity on sexist pejoratives, and Hillary Clinton gets aggressive with her fundraising emails. Full show notes on our Facebook page. Special Guest: Lindsay Goldwert.
A pro-rape meet-up group retreats from female boxers, Justin’s voice tickles Brooke’s and Mike’s ASMR-positive skulls, Mike fawns over WWI submarines, and Uber gets a new logo. Inside a German U-boat (Image: Tyne & Wear Archives & Museums) Full show notes on our Facebook page.
Scott Gu visits cambridge: http://scottguthriecambridge.eventbrite.co.uk/?ebtv=CThe Azure User Group Conference: http://www.lwaug.net/Two10 Degrees Utilities: http://www.two10degrees.com/what-we-do/Enabling-TechCl-Azure: https://github.com/RobBlackwell/cl-azureAzure Fluent API: http://blog.elastacloud.com/2012/04/01/v0-2-release-of-azure-fluent-management-including-sql-azure-management/Azure Plugin Library: http://richorama.github.com/AzurePluginLibrary/Download the audio: http://az207485.vo.msecnd.net/podcasts/OverCast1.mp3