Best Frenemies

Christopher came out of retirement one last time to break down the monumental trade that sent Jalen Hood-Schifino to the Utah Jazz. This episode would have been timely… except Johnny took seven days to edit it, and in that time, the Jazz flipped Jalen to another team. So yeah, there's really no point in uploading this. Don't even know why I'm doing it.But hey, while you're here—Christopher and Johnny also discuss the Top 5 executive orders they'd sign if elected president, break down the movie The Presence, and share their latest recommendations.Enjoy this final episode of Best Frenemies. Christopher is heading back into retirement… unless the Utah Jazz somehow land the first pick and draft Cooper Flagg. Then, who knows?

Don't call it a comeback! Christopher has officially left the podcast, and that's his final word! But, straight from the Best Frenemies Vault, we're bringing you a special throwback episode from 1986. Johnny and Christopher reminisce as they share their Top 5 favorite TV shows of the year. They also dive into three iconic films from '86: Top Gun, Aliens, and Stand By Me. Plus, they throw in some recommendations, including the hot new single “BURN” by Roof On Fire, featuring Donnie Darko (Best Frenemies' very own announcer) as a band member.

Johnny and Christopher as they embark on a hilarious and nostalgic journey through seven years of Best Frenemies! In this episode, our dynamic duo gives their Top 5 memories from the show. Movies? Check. TV? You bet. Books? Well, Christopher's got that covered since Johnny's idea of reading is the menu at Del Taco. 

Johnny and Christopher return after a long hiatus, revealing their Top 5 activities instead of recording a new episode. They delve into their thoughts on Dune 2, share recommendations, and give shout-outs to their peeps who recently earned their black belts.

Johnny and Christopher are back! It took Johnny five days to edit this podcast. Why? Who knows? He's a busy guy with a multitude of important commitments. In this episode, the duo unveils their Top 5 favorite vacations. Prepare to be entertained as they delve into Christopher's recent trip to Japan, strategically aimed at making Johnny green with envy. Meanwhile, Johnny appears to have lost all sense of reason, a phenomenon expertly showcased in the Conspiracy Corner segment.Christopher also spills the beans on some noteworthy news that has earned him the moniker “Hollywood Chris.” And, to add a dash of drama, Johnny throws in some Kanye West tunes out of pure spite. Full Disclosure: This episode runs too long because Johnny and Christopher wouldn't shut up. 

Johnny and Christopher return triumphantly in this episode, discovering an uncanny revelation—they're the same age! The duo delves into the Top 5 things they wish they had done before hitting the big 5-0. Expect laughs, reflections, and perhaps a touch of regret as they navigate the uncharted waters of midlife contemplation.Of course, no episode is complete without their signature segment, "Conspiracy Corner," where they unravel the mysteries that keep them up at night. From the bizarre to the unbelievable, Johnny and Christopher explore the intriguing world of conspiracies.And they recommend some stuff. 

Join Johnny and Christopher as they embark on a journey through the intersections of cars and consciousness. The duo delves into their Top 5 cars featured in movies, ranging from iconic classics to cutting-edge futuristic speedsters. A special guest identified only as "Michael," a psychedelic facilitator, sheds light on the transformative benefits of psychedelic medicine for mental health. Brace yourself for an enlightening discussion as the trio explores the potential of these mind-altering substances and their profound impact on overall well-being.Johnny and Christopher share their recommendations and give a big shoutout to their sponsor Magic Mind, for keeping the energy high and the conversation flowing.

Join Johnny and Christopher as they return to celebrate the spookiest season with a Halloween-themed episode! In this spine-tingling installment, the dynamic duo reveals their Top 5 favorite Halloween costumes and introduces a brand-new segment: "Conspiracy Corner."Dive into thrilling discussions about the Netflix movie "Reptile," the series "Encounters," and the mysterious "Monsters of California."But that's not all - the boys have a special treat for their listeners! They encourage you to visit https://www.magicmind.com/frenemies and use the exclusive discount code: FRENEMIES20. Discover the magic of Magic Mind, the ultimate nootropic energy drink on the market, and prepare to be amazed!

Johnny and Christopher take a trip down memory lane as they encounter technical difficulties reminiscent of their early days as podcast rookies – a reminiscent mishap involving the misplacement of the opening segment. Originally a segment of sheer brilliance, now relegated to what one might call "sloppy seconds," the hosts invite you to join in and share a laugh at the twist of fate.Tune in as the duo delves into Johnny's intriguing preoccupation with UFOs, Bigfoot, and a medley of other "less-than-serious" subjects. The episode takes an enlightening turn as they unveil their personal Top 5 emergency preparedness kit must-haves.Moving along, the hosts shift gears to discuss the captivating documentary, "The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters," exploring the realm of competitive arcade gaming and the quest for arcade supremacy. 

In the much-awaited 78th episode of Best Frenemies, the gang makes a thunderous return following an unexpected two-month hiatus. But what caused the lengthy break? Get ready for an extraordinary adventure as Johnny, the quirky and inquisitive co-host, plunges into a labyrinth of conspiracy theories centered around UFOs and gray aliens. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, skepticism, and unforeseen twists as Christopher feigns attention while Johnny navigates the uncharted waters, putting their strained relationship to the test.Amidst the laughter and banter, the duo presents their Top 5 tales of karma, poetic justice, and comeuppance. Along the way, they delve into the latest scoop on Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, among many other fascinating topics. As always, they have some exciting recommendations to share.Tune in to this mind-bending episode as the Best Frenemies podcast returns more vital than ever, with secrets, laughter, and surprises in store!

Johnny expects credit for everything. Remember that time you enjoyed a Shirley Temple? According to Johnny, it was his favorite drink a decade ago, so he believes he deserves credit for your newfound appreciation. And let's not forget that if you mention your love for Star Wars, Johnny will eagerly take credit for that, too, citing his proclamation of it being his favorite movie thirty years ago. On the other hand, if you had a terrible dining experience at a restaurant, it's Christopher's fault.In this episode, the boys give their Top 5 things they should do rather than be Laker and Jazz fans. Then, they delve into Jordan Harper's novel, "She Rides Shotgun." And they recommend some stuff. Johnny recommends three things, but that's just three things he will get credit for if you like them. 

Johnny and Christopher are back after a two-month hiatus! (Hiatus sounds better than they didn't record for two months.) They give their Top 5 reasons why it's better to train at AOJ/garage, and the takeaway is they're “conscious uncoupling” their Jiu-Jitsu journeys. They discuss the John Wick franchise. And they recommend some stuff. (Christopher recommends two things, so he nailed this part of the podcast.) 

This is the non-bummer episode to cleanse the palate after the last one. All fun and games! We ignore all the drama in the world and focus on a friendship between two men based on rolling around with each other in pajamas or something like that. In this episode, Johnny and Christopher give their Top 5 things they'd rather be doing than recording a podcast. They discuss HBO Max's The Menu. And they recommend some stuff. 

Christopher and Johnny are genuinely grateful for their friendship, and they hope everyone has a ride or die like they do for the dark times when the wheels come off. They do Top 5 things they're grateful for in 2022, discuss The Christmas Story, and recommend some stuff. 

We give thanks for the Best Frenemies Thanksgiving extravaganza! Johnny and Christopher get this episode in just under the wire. The boys give you a heaping portion of Top 5 overrated things, a serving of them discussing the new Taylor Sheridan show Tulsa King, and a dollop of recommendations. 

Johnny and Christopher need couples counseling. They bicker more in this episode than in any other. And while casting blame is not productive, it's Johnny's fault. When they're not arguing, they give their top 5 fight scenes, discuss the film Bullet Train, and recommend some stuff. 

Johnny and Christopher are coming in hot during a heatwave! The episode is titled: Johnny's Fault. You might be asking yourself, “What is Johnny's fault?” Everything! Everything is Johnny's fault. Queen Elizabeth just died, and Johnny's involvement can't be ruled out. There is an unbearable heatwave cooking Southern California, and Johnny vapes constantly, so is that too blame? Who can say? And Best Frenemies becoming a bi-monthly podcast has Johnny's name written all over it. I rest my case! Top five ways to die. They discuss the House of the Dragon. And they recommend some stuff.  

Johnny and Christopher are getting out an episode before too many listeners start giving them crap. They share their Top 5 complaints from fans of the podcast. They discuss the Hulu series The Bear. And they recommend some stuff.   

Johnny and Christopher are back just to shut up their fans. You'd think their podcast was the cure to cancer or something. “You've only recorded five episodes this year. What the hell?” You'll get new episodes when you get new episodes! Johnny and Christopher live full lives (well, Christopher does. We don't know what the hell Johnny does all day). In this episode, the boys give their Top 5 resentments. They discuss the new seasons of The Boys and Stranger Things. And they recommend some stuff. The Laker Chicken leaves a message on the smack-back line, which we don't know how he did that—his number is blocked. 

Johnny and Christopher are totally prepared for this episode. They are a well-oiled, podcasting machine. They have a new voicemail from a listener. They give Top 5 movies that better not get remade. They discuss the book and HBO Max series Tokyo Vice. And they recommend some stuff. 

Johnny and Christopher are dropping this episode to shut up their “fans” who take pleasure in harassing them to put out more episodes. Shut up already! Johnny and Christopher have lives. They do stuff. You'll get the damn episode when you get the damn episode. They give their Top 5 bald people (Christopher thinks it is funny that he doesn't make Johnny's list). They discuss the Paramount+ series The Offer. And they recommend some stuff. 

Johnny makes it clear that this episode is late because of Christopher. While Christopher will not confirm nor deny this charge, it was his fault because he has a job and stuff. The boys give their Top 5 conspiracy theories, they discuss HBO Max's Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty, and they recommend some stuff. 

Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye! Let it be known that Johnny is why this episode is so late! Christopher was ready to rock ‘n' roll, but Johnny always had a reason for shining recording (those Tinder dates aren't going to date themselves). In this late episode, the boys give the Top 5 celebrities they've met. They discuss the television and comic book series Deadly Class. And they recommend some stuff. 

Johnny and Christopher finally do their first episode of the new year. It's been a month since they released a new episode, or, put another way, Johnny has gone on 27 Tinder dates during that time. The boys give their Top 5 cheesy things they own. They discuss the new season of Cobra Kai and the new series Peacemaker. As always, they recommend some stuff. Christopher thinks Johnny is suffering from atrophy from his long sabbatical from working. If interested in joining the intervention for Johnny, drop us a line at bestfrenemies69@gmail.com. 

Johnny and Christopher squeak in an end-of-year episode. You're welcome! They give their Top 5 favorite fight scenes. They discuss all their homies who were promoted to black belts. And they recommend some stuff. 2022 is right around the corner, and it's going to be a challenging time for Johnny because he will have to get a job. Our thoughts and prayers go out to him in this trying time. If you'd like to contact Johnny with words of encouragement, shoot him an email at bestfrenemies69@gmail.com.

This is our special Thanksgiving episode, but we don't mention anything about the holiday because Johnny and Christopher are way too self-centered to be troubled with Thanksgiving. Christopher is thankful that he'll be out of town and won't have to deal with Johnny over the holiday. Johnny is thankful for home STD tests. The boys do Top 5 animals they wish they were. They discuss the television show Yellowstone. And they recommend some stuff. As always, Johnny is whining that I put our email address here: bestfrenemies69@gmail.com. 

Johnny and Christopher find time in their busy schedules to record a new episode. All the Tinder profiles aren't going to swipe right without Johnny's help, and Christopher and the Utah Jazz took the summer off to think about their relationship, but they're back together and trying to make it work. The boys give their Top 5 teams/players/fans they hate. They discuss the new Dune. And they recommend some stuff. Johnny is being a little bitch and demanding our email go in this blurb: bestfrenemies69@gmail.com. Please send us an email saying how much Johnny annoys you. 

After getting harassed by their most loyal fans, Johnny and Christopher grudgingly recorded a new episode. This is episode 60! Holy crap! Sixty episodes of gibberish. They do Top 5 Chris and Johhnys who are better than the Best Frenemies. Johnny thinks it's funny that Chris' favorite movie is about music—Almost Famous; they discuss the 20-year-old film for no particular reason. And they recommend some stuff.  Download for free on iTunes, Spotify, and GooglePlay. 

Well, well, well, look who got promoted to black belts. Johnny might be the first person promoted to black belt who felt he deserved it. This episode clocks in over an hour because Johnny and Christopher talk about themselves. They do top 5 excuses, and then they recommend some stuff. Please hit them up with questions and suggestions at bestfrenemies69@gmail.com. 

Johnny and Christopher sit down with their Jiu-Jitsu professor Tainan Dalpra, who is a world-class Jiu-Jitsu competitor and all-around good guy—two things Johnny and Christopher are not. They give their Top 5 emotional scenes from movies, making the Best Frenemies come across as emotionally fragile. And they recommend some stuff.   

Johnny and Christopher are trying to get their act together to get more podcasts out to their tens of fans. In this episode, their friend Jean Patrol is mentioned twice. He claims he's from Brazil, but they have reason to believe he’s French Canadian. He’s worried being mentioned on the podcast will make people not like him “like how they don’t like Johnny and Christopher” (See?! He’s rude like a Frenchman.) The boys do Top 5 white trash guilty pleasures. They discuss the FloGrappling series Daisy Fresh: An American Jiu-Jitsu Story. They recommend some stuff. Johnny was a little put off by all the dick pics to his email, so they have a new email: bestfrenemies69@gmail.com.

Johnny and Christopher are back after an unplanned hiatus. A lot has happened. The Utah Jazz are still in the playoffs. Johnny is requesting dick pics be emailed to him at johnny.c5678@gmail.com (or a listener who doesn’t know Johnny or Christopher, please send a note telling us who you are). In this episode, they do Top 5 hobbies they should have started instead of Jiu-Jitsu. They discuss the FX show Mr. Inbetween. And they recommend some stuff. Download for free at iTunes, Spotify, Google Play, and Amazon’s Audible.

Johnny and Christopher are coming in hot like an elderly couple making a run at the local joint for the early bird special. Top 5 things they love AND hate about the NBA season this year. They discuss the Hulu documentary Sasquatch. They recommend some stuff. Christopher proves he’s a #musichead by correctly guessing the 8-bit opening song—it was quite the moment.

Johnny and Christopher prove once again they will butcher most last names when they welcome brothers Alexis and Gustavo Fonseca of Autore Jiu-Jitsu. Top 5 things you wish your younger self knew. They recommend some stuff. And Prof Jeff drops by for #Comichead. Full disclosure: There aren’t any hoes in this episode unless you lump Johnny into this category. Christopher can’t be considered a hoe because his recent vasectomy won’t allow it—he’s a little too tender for hoeing.

Johnny and Christopher are back after a month's hiatus because Johnny couldn’t get his act together. Seriously, Christopher is over him canceling times to record. Worst podcast partner ever. It’s fitting Top 5 insults is on this episode. They discuss Nico Walker’s novel Cherry that’s been adapted into an Apple TV movie. They recommend some stuff.

Johnny and Christopher are back and show their singing range during the Top 5 best karaoke songs. They are seriously considering bringing back their band, the “Sh&tty Triangles.” They discuss the new Netflix series Murder Among Mormons. They recommend some stuff. And they record one of their worst segments to date with the return of Sebastian.

Johnny and Christopher are back from their winter hiatus to ring in 2021! Hopefully, this year won’t suck like 2020. In this episode, they give Top 5 annoying things about the pandemic. They discuss the recently released Ernest Cline novel Ready Player 2. Ms. Jamie Reese stops by to defend herself from Johnny’s airing of grievances. And they recommend some stuff.

This is the 50th episode! How did that happen? Let’s be honest: Nobody thought Johnny and Christopher would release five episodes, much less 50. Well, screw our doubters! In this episode, the boys give their Top 5 Metallica songs. They discuss the television series Yellowstone. And they recommend some stuff. Also, they agree Boba Fett is dead and hasn’t returned from the Sarlacc Pit. Furthermore, they decide the Utah Jazz will win the 2021 NBA Championship.

Johnny and Christopher outdo themselves in this episode. They discuss the new Bravo series The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. Really? Whose idea was that? What’s next? Keeping up with the Kardashians? Their loyal listeners are well within their rights to never listen to this podcast ever again. I’d love to claim they redeem themselves with the Top 5 movies they wish were real, except Johnny has Twilight on his list. You know, the tween love triangle story between vampires and werewolves. Jesus. Your estrogen levels are going to spike listening to this episode. Maybe Prof Jeff will add much-needed testosterone when he stops by for #comichead. What’re Johnny and Christopher going to recommend? Midol?

Johnny and Christopher bring you a very Australian episode. A shoutout to Christopher, who worked through some Aussie issues; he harbors resentments with Qantas flight crews and one Australian jiu-jitsu professor who antagonizes his foot lock game (the professor will remain nameless). The boys give their Top 5 favorite Australians. They eat a slew of Aussie treats Juggs sent them. And they recommend some stuff. Full disclosure: Johnny and Christopher go off on some tangents, but that’s fitting for this episode because Australians are always going off the rails.

Johnny and Christopher discuss how the cosmos has come into sync, allowing them to be unemployed at the same time. They give their Top 5 cool stuff they’re going to do while jobless. They discuss Deep Cover, a true-crime podcast about an undercover FBI agent whose case ultimately leads to a US invasion of a foreign country. (Johnny is trying to take credit for discovering this podcast, but his brother, Billy, recommended it to us, which is further proof that Billy is the cooler of the Castanha boys). They recommend some stuff, and Johnny plays music that Christopher will fast forward through.

Johnny and Christopher have outdone themselves with their argument over the Top 5 reasons Best Frenemies will break up. It’s a bitch fight for the ages. A knockdown, drag-out, I’m-gonna-scratch-your-eyes-out brawl. Prof Jeff joins the boys for a #comichead segment. Johnny and Christopher discuss the second season of Amazon Prime’s The Boys. They recommend some stuff. And, more importantly, they give a long-overdue shoutout to Josh “Tight Butt” Camp, the newly crowned number one fan of Best Frenemies. As a special bonus, Johnny and Christopher demonstrate their scat abilities. They are considering starting a scat band.

Shockingly, Johnny and Christopher managed to make time to record this episode. Johnny has gone down a video game rabbit hole, and Christopher is busy pretending to look for a job. But the boys came together and got it done. In this episode, indie rock star Daniel Fornasa, aka King Daniel, stopped by to discuss the life Johnny and Christopher wish they had. They do Top 5 things that will kill them before Covid-19. They recommend some stuff. And they talk about the NBA season restarting and how much Johnny hopes the Clippers win it all this year.

Yippee-ki-yay, mother effers! It’s the western episode of Best Frenemies! Johnny and Christopher dressed up for this episode; Christopher looked like a rugged, manly cowboy, while Johnny looked like the cowboy from the Village People. Prof Jeff joins them for Top 5 western films and #comichead. They recommend some stuff, and Christopher ruins one of Johnny’s stories, which is excellent! Payback is a bitch!

The Best Frenemies have broken quarantine, and the only reason is that Johnny was butt bent that Christopher sounded better in the remote recordings. Seriously, true story. “Chris, I don’t care if you get the ‘rona and die! I’d gladly sacrifice your life in order to not have you sound better in our podcasts!” Johnny and Christopher do Top 5 favorite alien movies. They discuss the Spotify podcast miniseries Wind of Change. They recommend some stuff. And in this episode, they begin a new segment called: What did the Aussies say?

Johnny and Christopher are beginning to crack from the imposed lockdown. Okay, Johnny is doing just fine. Christopher is beginning to crack. In this episode, Christopher discusses how he used to get high and watch Varsity Blues over and over. “I don’t want your life!” The Best Frenemies give their Top 5 most rewatchable movies. They discuss the new Apple TV documentary Beastie Boys Story. Prof Jeff stops by for #Comichead. And they recommend some stuff.

Johnny and Christopher are back at it while in quarantine. For some reason, they thought it would be a good idea to invite the Laker Chicken to join them. They learned three things during this segment: 1. The Laker Chicken is an asshole. 2. Christopher has thrown up on the Laker Chicken. 3. Johnny didn’t say much during this segment, so that was a positive. They do Top 5 things everyone loves, but they hate. (Spoiler alert: This might be the most heated Top 5.) They recommend some stuff. (Spoiler alert: Just fast-forward past Johnny’s recommendation; it was a slap in the face to Christopher during an emotional time.)

Johnny and Christopher are back, but this time their audio is better because they’re using headsets. Who knew? Not those technical geniuses. In this episode, Johnny had a great idea to record in his car. “It’ll be like my private recording studio,” he said. “Nobody will bother me.” They had to re-record the first segment four times because people kept interrupting him while recording. Christopher has the outtakes if anyone is interested. In this episode, they do Top 5 good deeds. Johnny’s brother--the well-adjusted and well-read--Billy, stops by. There is a #comichead segment with Prof Jeff. And, as always, they recommend some stuff.

Johnny and Christopher are back fast and furious. This might be a record for fastest turnaround in uploading a new episode. I don’t want to suggest they’re getting sloppy, but they forgot to have a “meat and potato” segment in this episode. But don’t fret. You’ll forget all about that when you hear the shoddy audio as they continue to record as they observe the shelter-in-place order. Top 5 things they’ll do once they are out of quarantine. Professor Jeff calls in for #comichead. Louis Dulien, friend of the podcast, checks in from Austin, Texas. And, as always, they recommend some stuff.

Johnny and Christopher are back for a very special episode that was recorded entirely on their iPhones. They used a special app that allowed them to record while practicing social distancing to prevent the spread of Covid-19. Johnny doesn’t have the luxury of sheltering-in-place because heroes don’t think about their own safety. His heroic efforts are making sure the masses have Rockstar during this difficult and uncertain time. Christopher, not so much. Like a sissy, he’s in his house 24/7 like a little bitch. In this episode, they do Top 5 favorite post-apocalyptic films/books/comic books. They discuss the new Netflix series Tiger King. And they recommend some stuff. Link in the bio or download for free at iTunes, Googleplay or Spotify.

Johnny and Christopher did zero preparation for this episode. If it weren’t for Johnny’s horrendous number one pick for his Top 5 favorite actresses, this might be the blandest top five segment ever. Thank God Johnny whiffed it with his number one pick so Christopher could berate him. The Best Frenemies are rather pleased with themselves that there was only one sexist joke during the segment. That’s growth for the guys. Professor Jeff stops by for a #comichead segment where they discuss the comic Sara. Johnny plays some music that Christopher will fast forward through. And Professor Jeff barges in and interrupts when they recommend some stuff, but he’s a black belt, so he can do whatever he wants.