Glengarry Glen Ross Infinite

The inaugural episode proves that the more things change, the more they stay the same. Elvis Presley gets the WWTP treatment. The first number, the numeral, the glyph gets its day in the one. The fellas discuss Hydrogen and Flogisten. Matt suggests that Blake, Roma and Mamet are number ones. The boys have some fun with some GGGR themed portmanteau. Matt wants an app for baseball scoring.  The fellas are still talking talk about hoops. John Amos gets cast and apparently put the fear of god in a in a young Bill. GGRACE spits out the first minute after a lengthy PDB and the fellas are very excited. Davey Moss is on the lam and calls his sister. Li'l Moss comes with some li'l gripes. The boys recognize that Davie Moss does his best work at 10PM or 8AM. Matt tells everyone which bottle is best to pee into when driving a car. Davie Moss is running hot, and running scared. Bill gets an old-man cramp while seated, and podcasting.Music credits: Dances and Dames by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The fellas start with some Gummie talk. Matt does his best to dumb down the deuce. Bill tells us of an acquaintance who has an “odd” perception. Glyph descriptions are bad for podcasting. Matt tells us the origin of the cat’s hatred of water. Helium raises us up and gets discussed. Cryogenics are for freezing Walt Disney, right? Hey Dorito, stay out of my taste combo. Pitchers and catchers report early to the podcast. Bill’s bathroom habits are once again brought to the fore. Matt wonders if Dolph Schayes full name is Adolph? Two guys say “Canaan” for way too long. Baylen is on a manhunt. Bill takes the day of the week to task, because thats what HE does. Old guys talking about old technology, should really be a segment on this podcast. Baylen took the week to compile a Dave “Moss”-ier. Baylen nearly orgasms at the sight of an Arby’s. Matt asks bill which jingle he’d play for Dave. We get a WWDMT. Matt and GGRACE continue to have contentious interactions. Bill brings the worst Quote Corner that anyone’s ever heard.Music Credits Covert Affair by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Bill makes Matt uncomfortable from the get-go. The fellas share the various things they collect. Eighth grade geometry rears its ugly head. The virtues of lithium are presented. Jesus is on the undercard at the Garden and enjoys a root beer. Shelly is in the can and wants out. What does one wear to visit a convict? Proper usage of the word "bubula" is suggested. Shelly's lawyer is a mystery but we're not gonna worry about it. Life Coach Winegardner helps Zatt Mumbo navigate negotiations and spoonerisms. Shelly may be due for a shanking. Bill pitches some marketing slogans to Zumbo and it goes exactly how you would expect. Finally, the great Denzel Washington gets the WWTP treatment and it goes exactly how you would expect. Music Credits Noire #1 by Music By Pedro https://goo.gl/sJT2e8 Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The fellas can't help quoting GGGR. Things get spicy with some tetragon and beryllium. FDR confuses bus drivers. A new planetary nomenclature meets the Italian Stallion, who, ironically, is not one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Paul McCartney stops by for a WWTP. Rony Seikaly has no nose. How does he smell? Awful. George has a heart to heart with Williamson. Hiding at work is an American tradition, along with nougat. Music credits Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Bill, the allergy sufferer, and his mucus make Matt's feed blow up with bots. GGRACE and Matt's relationship is still on the rocks - ain't no big surprise. There are a lot of bitter feelings about "Bitter Wheat." John Malkovich joins a WWTP corral. Way to go, Boron, for getting us into the refractory period! Jesus gets bullied. Fudging Shiva comes down visits the Numerology segment. The round mound of rebound gets cast for some reason. Rabbi Schmuel is invited to guest on the show. Roma returns and treads some familiar territory. One of our characters is vaguely, mysteriously, possibly Jewish or not. DM stops by to give his feelings on this week's minute. Finally, the fellas celebrate the memory of the great Ricky Jay.Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The boys start off with some chilly dispositions and some hot Rush licks. Ray Liotta stops by for some pharmaceutical hawking. Sixes and sexes and hexes abound in a record setting numerology segment! The idiots get Aristotelian in their discourse and boy is that unnerving. The fellas wanna know, are you team #Scorpius or team #Butterfly? Our heroes discuss global pandemics. Bill wonders what’s WRONG with it? The Duke himself enters the welcoming embrace of the WWTP phenomenon. Bill is an expert volleyball player whose memories seemed to get spiked at the net. Matt is “put-off” by Bill’s sense of what makes a quality NBA 6th man.  The boys play 6 degrees of David Mamet. Matt gives Bill Russel an unimpressive yet sincere tribute. Dave Moss gets the business from sister Dana. The Moss family absolutely loves their donuts. The original title of the film was “GlenDonuts, Glenn Moss.” Matt speculates that Dana has maybe had a checkered past. “Life Coach Bill” drops some more self-help garbage on us. The fellas speculate greatly about the Moss family lineage. Perhaps the most precise parallel ever is drawn between a GGGR character and NBA royalty. Dave gets to stay with Dana. In what can only be described as a terrible and perilous idea, the fellas invite the listeners into Matt’s home. Matt fools himself for just a moment that Dave might have liked this minute.Music credits: Dances and Dames by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Matt is feeling sapped by Bill. Nitrogen finally gets some credit for being pure and common. Seven segment displays, meet your dangle. Are you #TeamSins or #TeamVirtues? Who's to blame for the number of seas? The fellas can't wait for the inaugural season of the Philadelphia Pharoahs sports team. The salesmen get cast as dwarves for some reason. There is no escaping the Escape Room craze. The phony effects of duct tape on the face drives Matt mad. Bill's exploits in track will astound and bore you! William Howard Taft is our new favorite President. The recap is getting unwieldy. Baylen continues his quest with a new ally. GGRACE has terrible timing. Are you #TeamBaylen or #TeamMoss? TLJ and Harry get cast. And then there's some timely Oscar talk from 26 years ago. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

An unexpectedly sweet start to this episode. Bill says “whats up” to all the Sag-es. Matt asks Bill an inappropriate question about eating. Telethon Bill swings around again. Matt tells us about ocho-gams and implores everyone to take a masturbation break. Bill tells us all about his dentistry disasters. 8-bit stuff makes the fellas nostalgic. The fellas talk about one-and-done movies. Matt doesn’t like being asked if he would even consider doing something. Bill went to “Boy’s State” and played “army.” The fellas cannot seem to ever stop talking about Madonna. Bill fancies himself pragmatic. Everyone’s favorite crooner swings round to talk about semantics. Burt apparently got fired in “lieu” of a captain. The boys decide, no more “double quartets.” Old guys talk about 8-tracks. Matt tells Bill about “Mom’s Spaghetti.” Bill takes a stand on snuff films. The fellas cast Dicky van Patton. 8-balls and billiards get some chatter. The fellas offer a dueling Rainmen segment. There's some Dimwiddle/Dinwiddie confusion. The boys discuss alternative retributions for Spacey, who Matt was ready to love forever. The re-caps grow increasingly more cumbersome. Shelly meets Mr. TBD. Shocking that in the episode featuring Mr. TBD, the boys take the Rocky movies out for a walk. Bill brings a fun, poster based game, and an infinitely less-fun, cookie-based game. Then, obvi, WWDMT. GGRACE is becoming quite the loose cannon.Music Credits Noire #1 by Music By Pedro https://goo.gl/sJT2e8 Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Hearing is how one listens to things, like this podcast! The fellas have issues with The White Album and the Happy Birthday song. Fluorine is fun, especially for murder. Niner > Nine. Matt provides some genuine consumer advice. Being in high school band was not good for Matt's love life. The best type of cloud is not disputed. How do you like your dancing ladies? How did Odin learn his runes? How many monks does it take to do an important Buddhist ritual? Jim Lingk goes to confession. Things get kinda religious. Matt and GGRACE get kinda chummy. And the Housekeeping segment returns with predictable results. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The boys start this week by discussing what grocery item they cannot live without. The Numerology segment is getting more and more interminable. The fellas are in the business of blowing minds. Matt has a decade of ways to hate Bill, who tells us at length about Neon Noodle. The fellas discuss the benefits and drawbacks of Neon. Bill brings us closer to understanding lightening arresters. The fellas both want helium-neon lasers and scoff at the 10 commandments. Tithing is bananas. Matt runs down the 10 plagues and includes Bill as one. Matt has been asked if he was a Jew. The fellas cast Clint Howard. Matt has a gift for Bill, come this Christmas and Bill doesn’t want all those leaping lords. Can you smell what Snellen is sellin’? The boys think lacrosse is for the rich folks. Matt loved Mo Cheeks’ indifference to younger fans. George is struggling with how his future is unfolding. Bill likes a coffee oriented iPhone app. Matt hates when a counter person comments on his order, yet he does enjoy talking to baristas. George expresses some deep seeded struggles of his own to his barista. Matt takes offense to Bill calling his people “Pizza People.” Bill is cagey about one of the actors in this weeks minute. Bill brings a car-casting segment to please the masses. This carries over into the rest of the episode being about cars. Finally what would DM think? He’d hate it.Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

An unprecedented WWTP to literally START this week. Dennis Miller is this week’s focus. Matt has a seemingly unending supply of bones to pick and this one is with Bill’s gaslighting, choice in interns. Bill skirts an apology. Eleven had a rough upbringing. Numerology blows the minds of the fellas this week with some eye-popping, reverse magic. The fellas get a little salty this week. Bill has been charged with writing the Rocky III musical and Matt can’t wait. What if it were Mick and Murray. And speaking of corner men, Mike Tyson comes by?? Bill is a slave to the rhyme. Matt’s heart goes out to Mathias. Bill loves a wild duck cluster. Matt loves a bassoon IF it's portraying some kind of an animal. The fellas appoint themselves to the NFL Rules Committee.  MacOS hot corners make Matt feel like Tom Cruise. Bill loves a Maple Leaf. Bill officially does the worst Jonny Carson impression currently known to man. Matt feels very defensive about the notion that Dave Moss is a slime ball. Dave is made to do one of the most grotesque things imaginable, to maintain his residence at Dana’s place. Dana has Dave by the short hairs. Matt tells a story of some odd podiatry surgery and then the boys tease a mini-sode that we’ve all already heard.Music credits: Dances and Dames by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

This week’s episode starts with two stooges talking about the THREE stooges. GGRACE ain’t no good as a potential third stooge. 12 is a very applicable number to the people. Bill tells us all about the pain and perfection of “Paint Your Wagon.” Bill lives an an abundance of bubble wrap. Turns out Bill did say apples. 12 labors seem doable. Ethelred the Unready swings around to talk about how many jurors there should be. Matt exclusively loves the things he can put his whole mouth on. Bill doesn’t feel great about things that have been exposed to air. Matt lets us in on the secret to court-side interviews. Bill is on Matt’s last cranial nerve. The stooges come back to measure the duodenum. Bill loves 12 angry men. The fellas celebrate and then cast Lee Marvin. Matt gets very excited to cast a Mary McDonnell and to break down more gender barriers. Bill clownishly confuses his sir named celebs named “Michaels” and leads us to a very, very dark place. “Guy doesn’t know fun.” Matt is anti-cable news sources. On the 12th day of Christmas Matt officially hates the song. Troy, of “Troy ounce” fame, swings around. There's a new number one in the clubhouse and its #12! Blake is just being Blake. Matt notices the stark similarities between Williamson’s early remarks and Blake’s current verbiage. Williamson, like Bill, is deluded into thinking that people like him. Waving the leads under noses seems suddenly like more of a dictate. Matt finds it odd that Blake offers to clean out Williamson’s desk. One man’s derivative is another man’s “classic.”Music credits Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Philly accents abound to start this episode. The boys get into some well pronounced aluminum. Matt implores everyone to recycle their own aluminum and stop putting it under their arms. The fellas think all the religious 13’s are a bit specious. Elmer’s kin, Bar Mitz Fudd, is welcomed to the show. Imagine two rabbis doing DVD commentary. Bill simplifies religion for everyone. Matt is concerned that his segment is getting lengthy. The boys happen upon a catch phrase for the new age. Bill jumps the gun on Judas’ jersey number. Matt deconstructs the Hammurabi and Swiss sandwich. Bill makes a toothpaste joke that can’t get put back into the tube. Matt likes a “Devil’s Dozen,” While Bill likes a “Long Dozen.” The boys decipher the PG-13 designation. The age of consent and American race relations are tiptoed around. Our heroes bravely and hilariously cast Antonio Banderas. Matt thinks Rugby guys are crummy and scrummy. Bill eschews his recap duties and the boys get into the minute. Rick finds Jim in aisle 13 this week. Ricky likes to “work the issue.” Bill is a targeted shopper while Matt likes to roam the landscape. Trader Joe's, Cosby Show guy gets a shout out. Matt gets “lured” into a discussion. Ricky is not a fan of the Goji. Bill is situationally persistent and he updates us on the Glengarry Glen Ross lady production. The boys speculate that a LuPone and maybe a Pidgeon might be involved. Finally, as always, Matt and Bill wonder and disagree about “What Would David Mamet Think.”Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Bill tries to fit his whole microphone into his mouth, which leads Matt directly to blue penises. The aluminum content of Bill’s deodorant keeps coming up. Get ready for exploding silicon breasts and glass wool! Jeopardy and hernia tests go hand in hand. The stations of the cross keep Jesus pretty busy. The fourteen Holy Helpers are oddly specific. The Bohemian Knights bring some beat poetry. The fellas become tour guides for Saskatoon and Canada’s Jubilee Theaters. First jobs are discussed along with pre-licensed joy rides. Troy helps us out with stones. The subtleties of golf clubs are lost on the fellas. If anyone knows what the Pasty Doughy Bastard segment actually is, please help us define it. Baylen and Malone are together again and Malone has some advice for his new partner. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Blake loves asking people if they can see his watch. The fellas discuss when Bill lost his virginity. We get an update on the aluminum content of Bill’s deodorant. Troy gets upset when his joke doesn’t go over. Phosphorous is like miso and wine. Dave Moss as a phosphorous farmer stops by to make some bone ash. The Hebrew holiday of Sukkot is a lot of fun. The age of majority gets its own musical number. Matt hates Hair. Tennis scoring and its ugly history get the fellas fired up. How is Vince Carter still playing NBA basketball? The mystery of the PDB segment is finally revealed. Shelly runs afoul of the enigmatic Giraffe. Matt needs a little action so illegal gambling will henceforth be part of this podcast. Get the chalk so Shelly can get to the top of the HJ board.Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

So, it’s these two guys, right? And they talk about the number sixteen for like an hour (or more). And then there’s some kind of weird scene, like from an audio drama or something but it somehow has something to do with Glengarry Glen Ross or something - I don’t know. Anyway, then the two guys talk about the audio scene thing, which they claim, by the way, is written by like a robot or something. I don’t know. Anyway, they laugh a lot. And then eventually it ends. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

John C. Reilly stops by to guide us through Janis Ian’s brilliant folk song and some suffering ensues. There’s a lot of talk about wallpaper. Bill goes indoor skydiving and provides a review. Chlorine makes the fellas extremely reactive. Guess where Area 17 is. Teenage sexual exploits can be creepy, but we’re not judging. There are lots of songs with the number 17, which are also creepy. Matt gets a new nickname. Blake is on the hunt for a new office manager. An update on a possible cast member for the Broadway GGGR ladies gets the fellas speculating. Get ready for “Hondo and Mr. Pink in the Morning” on your AM radio dial!Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The boys ask “what the fuck” and “who the fuck are you?” Bill is looking for the sugar rush. The fellas discuss neighbors borrowing stuff and the need for the weed-whackers. The fellas miss the “P-Dupes” cue. Numerology matures to a legal age. “A Few Good Men” and Mr. Pollack help usher the fellas into the first WWTP of the day. Matt is a little hat-obsessed. Argon gets the fellas into the second WWTP of the day. Bill is overly fascinated by liquid air. Bill remembers the age of majority this week. Sexual consent chatter comes with episodes in the high teens. Bill gives us all his “Ulysses” review. Bill wants nothing past the 1st level of hell. Defeating the Bronze Monks was the measure of worth for some monks. The boys develop a new website. Scrums are unappealing. Mini-golf trends are discussed. Mitch and Murray the musical is born. The fellas discuss the Plumlee and Suck-A-Dick-a-pedia of it all. A new jingle is showcased. #PDB! Blake interviews Quint for the office manager job and Quint has quite the yarn to spin. Matt wonders where all the Robert Shaws have gone. Nails on a chalkboard feels yucky. Bill loves the term “breasting.” Matt swears that Dreyfuss saved Jaws. The fellas find a new way to end the show.Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Bill starts the show with a “trendy” greeting. Matthew McConaughey swings by and then gets put in a corral. Matt wants everyone to say “Thank you, no” before leaving the audition. Potassium gets its day. Philly shop lady swings around. Bill REALLY likes ecliptic longitude and apparently self-flagellation. The fellas pour one out for Tim Conway. The fellas agree to meet at the 19th hole. The gents, while wondering if Billy Crystal does a “Lenny Wilkins” around he house, decide they need him in a corral. Matt wants to give Vern Lundquist the business in an elevator. The PDB jingle gets some more appreciation. Bill is a split-creative-personality. Ricky finds Jimmy playing hoops this week. Jimmy Lingk has a nice set of gams. Bill regales us with a story of drug-dealing ballers, with an emphasis on his own basketball prowess. Matt is not amused. Ricky has all the basketball parlance one man can stand. Matt explains what a BBQ chicken alert is. Matt Woo-Woos, while Bill Poo-Poos. Matt doesn’t know where Ricky ends and he begins. Ricky is certain that everyone would want to know where he is. Matt hints at a spoiler, or does he?Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Bill’s Mom gets some much deserved appreciation. Bill knows he loves a Chunky bar without ever having to go through the trouble of actually eating one. Matt implores the listening audience to use the word “scores” when counting small groups of people. The fellas agree that 20 is a “nice number.” Rubik’s Cubes are a fond memory for our fellas. Troy refuses to help Bill, yet again. Matt rails against the food pyramid AGAIN. The fellas conceive of poorly flavored, calcium supplement lifesavers. Telethon-Bill gets some love. Matt displays the splendor of the mouth trumpet. Chess and Japan check in on their relation ship to the number 20. Pink Floyd once thought the age of majority was “Uncomfortably Young."  Bill likes when groups of people agree on a thing. Bill fondly recalls servicing the lord. Matt is not a firm believer in “infinite potential.” Barry Sanders gets a howdy-doo. GGRACE compiles a few clips in the interest of recapping. Dana has an unconventional method of getting Dave to stop snoring. Turns out Dave is VERY concerned about his skin. Davie Moss is nothing if not a sausage stiffener. The fellas discuss sleeping in proximity of a snorer. Dave’s process is asking people questions about who or what they are? Dana wants Dave to stay. Bill comes with some housekeeping of some of his own messes. Bill gives Clyde Drexler his own university and shocks us all by admitting he attempted to watch an episodic TV series. The boys introduce a new and very calming segment featuring some astounding Guy-ku.Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Two men with no confidence talk about having confidence. The number 21 is all over the board. Scandium and Bill have a lot in common. The fellas question the validity of Captain and Tenille’s captain credentials. Which, obviously, leads to talking about KISS. Matt loves women’s volleyball. Shillings and guineas lead to a visit from Glenister. Famous Lemons are discussed. A debate breaks out over the top 3 power forwards of all time. HJs get their own parody lyrics. We go deep into The Giraffe’s secret lair to learn more about Shelly’s latest dilemma. Peter Falk gets cast and someone profits from it. Bruce Willis gets cast and we wander back into the zen garden for some meditative Guyku. Music Credits: Metaphysik by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

No one knows how to pronounce “speculoos,” which leads to a Dutch scratching. Who’s up for a GGGR-con at Dutch Wonderland? Lori Tan Chin’s value is debated. Tim Reid gets the WWTP treatment. And so does Nick Nolte. Yo, where my amateur geologists at? Titanium is super cool. Matt has a Bob Ross addiction. Bill hates Emmitt Smith. George unleashes his creative juice on the world. Quote Corner brings us an update on Mamet’s newest work for the stage. https://bit.ly/31FSQpHFind out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

This one begins with some provocative banter. Bill has brought food into the love making, and Matt suggests maybe a hoagie for your sexy-times. Wedderburn-Ethrington gets the praise they deserve. The birthday Paradox is bandied about as a possible script. Ethrington does a set with CSN. Vanadium has Bill scratching his head. Matt doesn’t care for a natural spring. Bill thinks Matt would appreciate Discordianism. Hagbard controlled the cold war from a computer. Apparently, the entirety of universe is based on the number 23. The “pact” bit gets flipped on its ear. Bill prefers a creamy birch. Matt would run into the open arms of Dick Dicky. Baylen and Malone are left with no other option but simply to spoon. Willie interrupts the proceedings. Malone and Ricky have the same issue with numeric misunderstandings. The fellas rejoice in fun to come. The oft overlooked, Richard Bradford gets some love. Matt chastises Bill for not availing himself of the VOD culture. Baylen accepts his fate. The fellas wrap it up with some quality Guy-ku.Music Credits: Covert Affair by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The fellas kick things off with the worst opening of a podcast episode ever. Then, things take a turn for the worse as Bill and Matt give their hot takes on Avengers: Endgame. There’s probably chromium in your kitchen whether you like it or not. Danny DeVito and Reggie Theus get cast. And something ominous happens when Rick and Jim go out for Chinese.Music Credits: Covert Affair by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The fellas open with Bill’s boring ice bucket story and rehash some customer service difficulties. There’s something not very odd about the number twenty five. Speed bumps are getting a confusing new nomenclature. Manganese mining is a great cover for spy stuff. Tom Bosley gets cast. Shelly reports back to Mr. TBD who’s keeping a mysterious secret and offers an ominous deal. The reviews are in for David Mamet’s new play, “Bitter Wheat,” and they are a bit cringeworthy. Music Credits: Noire #1 by Music By Pedro https://goo.gl/sJT2e8 Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Apparently, there are two types of beatboxing - one for each of our hosts. Bill loses a friend and the show loses a listener all at the same time. Being between a square and a cube is fun! Matt would love to run a con. Christopher Nolan is annoying, just like nougat. Matt reports one of his favorite things ever reported in “Numerology.” What are guys who use metal detectors looking for? What’s going on with Chachi’s poop? Matt wants more bones and the fellas redesign the foot. George tries his hand at another new venture. The episode mercifully ends with a triumphant 80’s sitcom freeze frame. Music Credits: Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod https://incompetech.com/ Promoted by MrSnooze https://youtu.be/iYOvAO1rAM0 License: CC BY 3.0 https://goo.gl/Yibru5Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Dana Barros, blah blah, Vinny Johnson, blah blah, Cobalt, blah blah, Adam Driver, blah blah, Baylen and Malone, blah blah. What are you bothering me for? Leave me alone! Get your own stupid write up! Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Bill is salty to open the episode. Robert Duvall gets cast. Jefferson owns both sides of the goddamn nickel. And Blake continues interviewing candidates for sales manager. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

In this week's {adjective} episode, Matt {adverb} kicks things off with another {adjective} installment of Numerology, in which we {verb} all about the {adjective} {nouns} of the number {number}. And, as always, GGRACE has {past tense verb} another {adjective} scene for the fellas to {verb}. You won't believe the {noun} that {your favorite Glengarry salesman} gets himself into this week! Get the {noun}! Get the {gerund} {noun}! Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

This may mean something to you. It may not. We don't know. We just don't know anymore. This week we have a Skid Row row, Judge Reinhold gets cast, Oliver Miller owns all the donuts, and something terrible may or may not have happened to Ginny Lingk. We just don't know anymore. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The fellas are curious about the upcoming Pacino/De Niro/Scorcese collaboration. A new attraction or two - coming soon to Romaville. It's prime time in the Numerology segment. Bill and Matt want to play with Gallium. KMB (our woman in Macedonia) gets an assignment. Why are sports teams named after clothing? The thing about the draft is that you just don't know. Reggie Miller gets some love. Baylen is closing in on Moss to the dismay of Dana. What's up with Kenny Loggins and his catalog of songs? And who would you cast to play Dana Moss?Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Matt kicks off the episode with an apology. Babs gets the WWTP treatment. There's some good old fashioned, honest-to-goodness Housekeeping to do. We've got Germanium and the John the Baptist of basketball. Shelly and the gang attempt a daring escape from prison and it goes about as well as you might expect. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The fellas are flying by the seats of their pants. There's lots of Philly accents at dusk. It's Basketball Jesus week. We learn all about Arsenic and whether or not you should lick it. Records spin at a certain speed. Matt and Bill take turns shitting all over Disney. Blake interviews another candidate for sales manager. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The fellas open with some scout talk. Hate turns into love. Selenium makes a great vacation spot and Philip Glass. Rectifiers remind Bill of something that infuriates Matt. Does Glengarry Glen Ross porn exist? Why did Paul Pierce request a wheelchair? The answers to both of these questions are gross. Roma gives the Hit Man a piece of his mind and gets a surprise. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Matt gives an update on his new life with Gallium and as a mutant. The fellas need an intern. The Max Headroom guy finds himself a corral. Bill wants to bring back New Coke. Matt wants to have monkey feet. Bromine brings out the worst in Bill. The fellas want to cap the President's age and imagine what life would be like with a pouch. It doesn't take long for our hosts to fix the flaws in a game of baseball. Glenister is getting accustomed to his new job. How many Roma clones does it take to kill a Ginny?Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The fellas open the episode by pitching a tent. Richard Simmons gets cast. Don't bother trying to solve the 36 problem, you'll only live to regret it. Bill almost breaks his mic and Matt's ears over Krypton. Liquid air is mystifying. The fellas debate how pageants are supposed to work and solve the math of Hanukkah. Ricky Roma attains deity status. Matt presents ALL 36 dramatic situations. Why don't NBA players want to wear this number? George is saved by a mysterious bell. The fellas develop some new forms of Kryptonite to torture Superman and discuss the virtues of the old Justice League cartoon. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

We have no idea what this episode is about. But it includes Wesley Snipes and Gary Sinise finding a corral. Which is cool. And we take a swipe at the Star Wars Minute for no good reason. Which is not cool. And Bill gawks at Jonathan Pryce on the street. Which is creepy. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

A very disagreeable episode kicks off with the fellas on either side of the proverbial fence. Then they argue about the awesomeness of The Cars. Bill wants his own Wikipedia entry and Matt is very impressed by Strontium. Clarence the Hit Man finally gets his nickname. Baylen and Malone continue their pursuit of Moss. And Zumbo showcases the poetry of a dearly departed songwriter in a touching Quote Corner. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The fellas get juiced up for this episode. We have an element that begins with a "Y", a quick stop at a male sex orgy, a good lashing, blood flowers, Jackie Gleason, jingle controversy, and some awkwardness with Baylen and Malone. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

This epic episode features some Moses madness, James Caan teaming up with Billy Dee Williams again, a few ridiculous rants, and the bromance between Roma and Lingk boiling over in the streets. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

WANTED: Podcast Write-Up Guy/Gal. Duties include: write a succinct and complete summary of a terrible weekly podcast every fucking week no matter how fucking tired you are or how stupid the episode content is or any other bullshit. Must be a self-starter and have excellent communication skills. Typing speed of at least 6 fucking WPM. Able to use online platform to input and upload completed write-ups. Must be fucking punctual and full of gumption and spunk. Apply in person at Premiere Properties. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The fellas kick off this lengthy episode with an embarrassing song. Phil Collins pays a visit to the corral. Bill and Matt meandric around a while and enjoy some quality time with The Golden Girls. Shelly and his gang of escapees continue their quest for freedom. And there's a Mamet Broadway update and a Quote Corner to boot. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Technetium is the thing with the number thing. NASCAR is a thing some people do things with and about. Gamma rays are apparently things as well. M43 is some kind of astronomical thing. George W. Bush was actually a fucking thing - we don't know why. Mushroom head Richard Petty. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Matt and Bill are back for Season 2 - along with GGRACE and all of your favorite wacky characters and many of your least favorites! Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Sir Charles stops by to give Bill the business. Matt can't keep the friends of Fat Albert straight. The boys send the search party out for P-Dupes. The fellas debut a dynamic new jingle but not without some unpleasantness. Matt laments the loss of one of his heroes, the Professor, Neil Peart. The Flintstones come up... again. The fellas have started to develop a real distaste for Stòrmer and his bullshit numbers. Bill and Matt want to return “metal” to the people. The fellas discuss other substances that might be “sputtered” in lieu of male ejaculate. Bill Loves the flux of it all, and Matt is just burning doing the neutron glance. The fellas reminisce about records. Lots of 45 stuff in music including “Atomic Bitch Wax.” Matt knows what song Bill is thinking of. Bill yodels, Matt likes guessing prices and encourages you to have your pets spayed or neutered. Matt rails against stoppage time… again. Matt and Bill disagree about the best way to exemplify the number 45 in curls. Oil-Can Zumbo gives himself a new moniker. No one believes that AC Green was a virgin.  Scene 2 of season 2 is a mess… of EMOTIONS. A Seinfeldian doctor breaks some bad news to James. Ricky’s fate hangs in the balance and Grace has no cylinders. Jimmy reveals his true feelings for Ricky. Matt makes an allusion to the parallels of Roma in a Coma and Regarding Henry. The fellas discuss the oat-waysis of a new trend in “milks.” Where is the best place to have small-pox as a 5 year old? Ricky coma-dreams a super annoying kid. Matt literally cant stop doing the Carlito-gurney, voice over thing, seriously... he's still doing it. Like right this second. I promise you. “Dis write-up got it’s curtain coming down… but what a write-up it's been...”Music Credits "Rynos Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Bushwick Tarantella" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Bill's mic has died and Matt couldn't be happier. But not even this tragedy will keep the fellas from bringing you another week's worth of utter stupidity. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Bill kicks things off by insulting Zumbo. Charles S. Dutton and David Paymer get cast. Zumbo goes all the way around the poop deck. Cletus Immanuel names a number. And Ricky Roma recalls his favorite babysitter. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The fellas are back just in time for the coronavirus panic to hit a fever pitch. Jeff Goldblum gets cast and an impromptu cheeseball morning radio show (or two) are hatched. The salesmen find themselves in familiar surroundings with a choice to make about their collective futures. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Matt opens with a song and then wins a bet, which gets Bill an assignment. Turns out 49 is a crazy ass number and is the atomic number for Indium. Bill tells us all the problem with every Star Wars movie after the original trilogy. Matt is still angry about Robert Johnson. We hit a historically low number of NBA jerseys - again! Anthony Hopkins, Eugene Levy and Bor Gullet get cast. And James Lingk inadvertently starts some hospital gossip. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The fellas are back and are talking up garbage movies from the '90s, momentous Philadelphia Phillies home runs, and tin. Also, Ricky Roma recalls his puberty when he spent time at an all-girls boarding school.

The fellas wonder who's watching sports these days and what they're watching. Lando stops by the show. Fifty one is a weird number. We cast some guys, there's a Quote Corner, Glenister is full of surprises and much, much more!* *DISCLAIMER: There's not much more. Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

The fellas do a lot of casting, sing the praises of tellurium, and get schooled on Ricky Roma's education.

The fellas disagree on some new jingle lyrics, the number 53 is totes independent, iodine is a cool nickname, and Blake is up to his old tricks with a new motherboard up his sleeve.

The net-net for the fellas this week is a lean and trim Numerology, a swift Who Would They Play, an efficient PDB, and a tidy Quote Corner. The rest of the show is entirely too long. Signed, The Management Find out more at https://gggrinfinite.pinecast.co

Ducdame is a Greek invocation for calling fools into a circle. So, if you're listening to this, what does that make you? Ned Beatty? Edmond? White Chocolate? Keep listening to find out.

After an unsanctioned ducdame, the fellas get Aristotelian on your ass along with nice-guy element, Barium. An unlikely little diva stops by to be cast. We take a deep dive into Ricky Roma's mind and unearth a young Dave Moss? And then things get super creepy thanks to a Quote Corner from Mr. Mamet himself.

Notes? There are no notes! There was a fucking hurricane, you cocksuckers! I'm doing my job I gotta put up with this childishness. Get your own fucking notes, I don't care! ........................Please enjoy the episode!

The fellas love a good gas mantle. Who doesn't love a good gas mantle? Everybody loves a good gas mantle. Gotta get some Cerium if you're gonna have a good gas mantle. Don't take any chances with your gas mantles. Cerium gas mantles are the galaxy's best gas mantles. When it comes to good gas mantles, choose Cerium gas mantles. Cerium. Because gas mantles should be good.

The fellas kick off the episode with a couple rounds of America's fastest growing quiz sensation, The Movie Theme Night Game! Get ready to learn all about an element you may not know. The fellas cast a former resident of Mayberry. Ricky continues lingering in his coma and remembers a night out with Moss when Dave had one of his bright ideas. And then there's a Quote Corner which is so depressing it may bring the entire podcast to a crashing demise. Sounds groovy!

We don't know why we're bothering to continue doing these episodes. So why should I bother to continue writing this garbage? There is no reason. Go ahead. Try to come up with one. Don't bother. There isn't one. Why are you still reading this?

Unlike every other episode we've ever done, this one begins with a cold open, followed by the Numerology segment, then Pasty Doughy Bastard and a fun scene with George and Dave, then a tidy wrap up and boom! we're out. So different, so innovative. Blergh.

Bill has a voice in his head. And it's Matt's voice, kinda. The fellas keep playing America's fastest growing quiz sensation, The Movie Theme Night Game! And, of course, we have all your favorite segments including Numerology, PDB, WWTP, and many, many more!

The end is nigh. The fellas salute the fine folks at one of Philadelphia's finest landscaping establishments. There's a Movie Night Theme Game, a nice ride on the Hershey highway, and an epic scene that gets us ever closer to the conclusion of this bunch of fucking nonsense.

Somebody else write the fucking notes this week. I ain't fucking doing it. Fuck you, what I say. Fuck you.

This is it. The end of an era. Closing the deal. We want to thank all of our listeners for your support and camaraderie! We will be back with a new podcast soon! Stay tuned to find out more! And thanks again!