Oh My Charles

After a loooong hiatus the boys are back! They're talking Chris Rocks comedy special, Chloe Bailey, and Damson Idris's sex scene in the new Prime Video series "Swarm"...  Hawk reveals he is now on the iPhone team (begrudgingly)... Geese gets a new car... Hawk is fat again, and Geese is in diet mode... Permanent hair loss is discussed, and ways to keep it off... All this and more on this episode of Oh My Charles the Podcast...

Hawk has a run in with an overzealous cop... Geese has a problem with his new neighbor, and a parking war ensues... More health epiphany's form the boys, post beat breathing issues, and beard growth techniques... Kayne does Drink Champs again, and it has mixed responses... Nicki Minaj and husband Kenneth Petty are back in hot water with her husbands new "R" allegations... All this and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast

This episode Hawk begrudgingly learns Spanish, while also disproving urban legends... Geese get locked up; figurative and literal... Discussions on the wave of black actors assuming the roles of "White" originated characters; the pros and cons... 

This episode the boys discuss their weekly weight loss epiphany's... The keto flow hits Hawk down low... Geese almost ruins a wedding... A discussion about Monkey Pox pops up... Vabbing?... Also Should we resurrect dinosaurs?... all this and more on this episode of Oh My Charles the Podcast...

This episode the boys discuss their respective weight loss journeys... Helping your friends move, the do and donts are addressed... A alcohol timeline is created where the boys tell their tales in drinking history... Tis the season for scamming and Geese has a story to tell... Hawk also recants a story where he made a very dumb betting decision that resulted in a big loss... All this and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast...

Were Back! In this episode the boys discuss their hiatus... Hawk finally gets credit for the hoochie daddy movement... Geese and Hawk tell Meat Mail horror stories, also Meat Mail etiquette... Geico the insurance company has to make some changes in their coverage's, or lack there of... Rent is at an all time high, and roaches may be your only hope to help with the sudden influx... All this and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast... 

THE BOYS ARE BACK! Hawk and Geese explain the Pod hiatus... Hawk expresses his dating woes... Drake changes the hot sauce game forever... And Summer Walker does what she does... All this and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast...

Hawks Christmas woes start early... Geese lets everyone know if they have a gift coming... Hawk tries to order a drink... A very lucky or unlucky fan get a special liquid surprise on stage... The "Tory Lanez" and "Megan Thee Stallion" case finally gets some traction, with a detective revealing some disturbing news in regard to said case... Finally the "Bone" and "Three Six Mafia" Verzuz battle happens and in pure Hi-Lo budget fashion... All these topics and more on this episode of "Oh My Charles The Podcast"... 

Geese has a run in with a foul smell... Thanksgiving is right around the corner and the boys rank their favorite dishes... Another instance of justice not served with the verdict of the Kyle Rittenhouse murders... Travis Scott finds himself in the middle of a very expensive lawsuit for the tragic events at his Astroworld Festival... And Geese has some very harsh words for all who participate in domestic violence... All these things and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast

Hawk tells a story about his daughters curated Halloween experience... Geese has car troubles... Geese also gets fully deleted from Instagram... Hawk starts a new segment for all you Zodiacs, well...  just the Scorpios and Libras... The artist formerly known as Kanye, speaks his truth in a very candid interview... Summer Walker set to get most men outta here with the release of her highly anticipated album "Still Over It"... And Fetty Wap is in deep S#!%, with the feds... all this and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast...

Hawk had a birthday... Geese has another pneumonia scare... Squid Game review and break down !!!MAJOR SPOILER ALERT!!!... Hawk and Geese might have changed their stance on Lizzo... Dave Chapelle has a new stand-up special on Netflix and the boys break it down, backlash and all...

Hawk almost becomes Liam Neeson... Food accessibility is at an all time high, and the boys are suffering because of it... Geese hurts himself, AGAIN!... Will and Jada finally come clean about their open marriage... R. Kelly  gets his much deserved guilty verdict, and the personal accounts of his actions are as bad as you imagined... And Geese get checked by one of his favorite rappers... All this and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast...

Hawk tells a story that gets a little long in the "teeth"... Geese and Hawk go on a wild ride... Watch what you say during intercourse... Met Gala madness with Kid Cudi and others... all this and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast... 

Hawk texts and drives, and it saves his life, Geese hates leg day, Pod guest Gibby wins a trophy... Kanye drops "Donda" and Drake follows close behind with "Certified Lover Boy"... Drake breaks all the records... McDonalds ice cream machines are under fire... Trick Daddy reveals he likes a particular bedroom activity... so does Hawk... and Geese... 

Geese gets bitched... Hawk goes school shopping, and it triggers some childhood trials... People are going crate crazy...  Steve Harvey slams his gavel... Can you build a butt? And OnlyFans walks it all back... All these things and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast... 

Hey, disclaimer... This is not episode 55... We know what we said... Disregard all that... Now enjoy... Geese gets an almost full body massage... Hawk makes beats again... Only Fans set to commit financial suicide come Oct. 1st... Kendrick announces his final album... McDonalds gets glazed... and sued... and R. Kelly is at it again, or been at it since 2007... all this and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast...

Hawk tells a poopy story... Geese has one too... Hawk gets trolled... Mickey Factz, Royce da59, and Lupe Fiasco are still going at it... Geese goes hard(pause) for the Dipset and Lox Verzuz battle... Da Baby says some wild stuff... and breast feeding a 5yr old child? All these things and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast... 

Does water taste different? Hawk has a question... Geese has a run-in with the cops... Classic Mac n Cheese gets a sweet makeover, The Lox vs Dipset, Bobby Valentino doesn't know where the money goes, We literally cant pay our rent, and Netflix add games to their streaming service... All these things and a little more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast...

Gin plays a major role... Geese discovers a famous pizza spot.... Hawk is fat, again... Geese gets a headache... Bill Cosby gets released... and Sha'carri gets suspended for... weed? All these things and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast...

A time of reflection, Hawk asks a important question, Lloyd Banks drops a classic, Hawk feels guilty for being the best, Floyd and Logan fight, Lamar Odom and Aaron Carter.... fight, too? Bow Wow is still talking shit, and a new weight loss pill might save the world... All these things and more on this episode of "Oh My Charles the Podcast"...

Failed opportunities brought to you by Hawk and Geese... an extreme violation... Player and fan interactions in the NBA... Ushers BACK, with merch... and DMX, Nas, and Jay-Z do "Bath Salts"...

An explanation after a long hiatus, Tone and Pneumon go on the offensive, an instant classic dropped, a Verzuz battle you might/probably wont forget, and a snake move... All these things and more on this episode of "Oh My Charles The Podcast"... 

A flaccid situation, an express train to Panda Express, vaccine woes, there's some clones in this house, make me rain, a boxing match made in drugs, Rest In Power DMX and Black Rob.

A two week happy streak, a dumpster neck mission, an elevator ride to rember, some feminist mansplaining, a dance with the devil, hot stepping in Satan's shoes, and a allstar DM fight. 

A happy feeling, an amazon sized fear, an exposed Simp, a Cuz outta time(maybe), a haunted job site, a white supremacist social media hub, a second bite of a legendary fight, a vaccinated treat, and an animals first encounter. 

Bodily fluid fusion dance, a man and his full set, the new 6 billion dollar man, Wu-Tang aint nothing to scam with, a dungeon master in training, and a stimulus departed. These topics and more, you will find on this episode of Oh My Charles.

A threatened stomp, a profile created, a stimulus stimulated, a tasty, or not so treat, a wave pool experience, and an Ex CEO drops N* bombs. All these things plus a little bit on this episode of Oh My Charles.

A diet finished, a fire untamed, a community in need of a shower, a doctor canceled, a classic movie ruined by its sequel, an asymmetrical body part, and a troll trolled. All this and a few more things in this episode of Oh My Charles.

Male pattern baldness, a state of emergency, a Senator on vacation, a insensitive Mayor, a hip hop police new recruit, a President out of touch, and a vaccine for two.

A successful surgery, a sticky challenge, a loving holiday, an necessary divorce, a silly rumor, an end of a racist era, and a cry for attention or an ass kicking. All these things and then some on this episode of Oh My Charles.

A stolen sock, a dance challenge ruined, a precious stone, a seeking sub, a trolling fighter, a drug motivated money grab???, a frost-less town, a gorillas grasp, and a nae nae whipped. All these and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast.

A new challenge, new aromatics, police brutality RnB style, an old case with new evidence, a good stench, some fake tuna, a terrorist attack, friend appreciation, and a lesson learned. All these and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast.

A challenge Bus'd, a pardon passed, a Tiger King skipped, a 2hr wait, and a "XXXL" only-fans page. These things and more on this episode of Oh My Charles The Podcast.

A stormed Capitol, a stolen podium, complicit police, a dead veteran, a naked Doug-e? All these things, and more on this weeks OMCP.

The boys are BACK! with a new season. 2020 is over and there is much to discuss.

On this episode the boys open up with a discussion on the great PS5 pre-order stampede, and a revelation of friend of the pod, Skrillas unknown side hustles... Odell Beckham Jr. might be more into the Browns than we think, when a special kink is revealed by a know media/thot personality... Trump bans TikTok and Hawk is elated... Ideas of a new Verzuz platform, with actors battling it out... Jamie Fox has a suggestion on who he thinks would make a perfect match up... Silento is back in the headlines after skipping court for allegedly hitting the streets Final Fight style brandishing a Hatchet(Hatch)... Dr. Dre Might have a tougher day than we thought ahead of him when his estranged wife Nicole Young make a claim that could garner her a very hefty divorce settlement... Cardi B and now ex husband Offset call it quits after confirmation of his infidelity and the possible pregnancy of another woman... Lastly Trey Songz shares a Sonic the Hedgehog created meme with a message about all the ladies born from 93 till'... Justice for Breonna Taylor, settlements are NOT settling ANYTHING....

The Pod starts with a weekly recap, Hawk tells a story about he and his daughters struggles with hackers and the new virtual learning classrooms... Which then leads to a conversation about getting snagged by your parents while "learning about yourself"...Then the boys the discuss the animal cruelty and domestic abuse allegations surrounding Joe Budden and possibly why its happening... Leaked text threads surface of Tory Lanez apologizing to Megan Thee Stallion, but the excuse for doing the deed may not be enough... Trick or Treating may be canceled this year due to Covid-19, and Hawk is ecstatic... An interview surfaced proving Pres. Donald Trump had prior knowledge of the seriousness of the virus but chose to "play it down" anyway "to not cause a panic"... The "Burger King" King and Ronald McDonald may possibly have a collaboration on the way... Omari Hardwick of "Power" fame drops his new single "I AM" over the J Cole "Neighbors" beat... Fast and Furious announces another iteration this time they're taking it to the outer limits(space that is)... Finally, Joe Exotic(The Tiger King) writes a letter to Pres. Trump begging for a pardon due to his alleged sexual assault and mistreatment by prison staff...

This episode Hawk starts with a possible birthday request, and his fears of maybe not being able to perform said wish to the best of his ability... Then the boys delve into the Annals of Internal Medicine after an announcement that masks should be worn during sexual activity to prevent the spreads of Covid-19, and if that becomes the standard would they abide by the new information.... A George Washington University professor admits to lying about her race as she is a white woman who posed as a black woman her whole adult life only then through some sort of self actualization or guilt she exposes herself unprovoked... Geese has an issue with the term "spousal support" when Dr Dre's ex wife requests an immense amount of money paid monthly per their divorce settlement... On the same token the boys discuss Keisha and Booby Coles divorce proceedings where they had a polar opposite outcome than that of the latter... Mike Bloomberg in an act of possible pandering through his charity gives 100 million to black medical schools... Akon announces that he has started production to his Wakanda adjacent black utopian city in Africa, said to be a safe haven for any black person wanting to escape racial injustice and inequality... but the look of it posed a few questions from the boys... Finally R. Kelly was reportedly attacked in jail allegedly getting his head stomped and almost stabbed...

This episode the boys have a long conversation about their personal growth with fashion and personality traits... Hawk reminisces on a few fashion donts the were very prevalent a loooong time ago... R. Kelly supporters may be causing the disgraced RnB star more pain than help with their "Free R. Kelly" protests... Jaheim jumps out the window in support for Trump along with many other possibly misinformed black celebs... Chris Brown has an issue and a few words for people adding his name to a current high profile domestic abuse situation... Terry Crews calls for the immediate boycott of a prominent American strip club and Bow Wow shares a few words for the "John Henry" star... Sadly the pod ends on a more somber note with news of the death of "Black Panther" star Chadwick Boseman... and the latest in police brutality against unarmed black man Jacob Blake, that led to protest, and the subsequent killings of 3 protesters by a 17 year old right wing extremist, and blue lives terrorist Kyle Rittenhouse...

REMIX!!!! with Energy.... This pod the boys discuss the woes of the weed that had befallen the original recording of the pod... That was a little too easygoing forcing them to re-record the episode to add some juice to the topics that otherwise would have sounded like a 90s "Clear Eyes" commercial... Geese gives his take on the first "Legends Only" rap battle match-up Math Hoffa vs. Methodman that had some very surprising results... Also Nas dropped his new album entitled "Kings Disease", but not alone... On the heels of the release Jay Z, and Pharell drop their single "Black Entrepreneur" making one question is this a popular conspiracy theory regarding Jay and Nas... Given the new spirit energy the boys go inon this weeks breaking news with Meg breaking her silence by revealing Daystar "Tory Lanez" Petterson indeed shot her egregiously... Then discussions on why, or what would drive a person to go to such extreme measures... Doja Cat and Nas have a tiff when he mentions her name in the song "Ultra Black", and she responds in a Doja way... Trey Songs might be the next fallen celeb with sexual assault allegations included but not limited too a little pee-kink, also in nasty news Cuba Gooding Jr. is WILDIN!!!... listen for more details... To finish off they discuss Lil Kim revealing she is 85% sure she is gonna start an "Only Fans" with her husband "just doing what we already do at home", and Cardi B says she will start one too, but no Nudes...

This episode the boys want all the smoke, when Hawk talks of his quest on getting a Medical Mary card and all the hoops you must go through just to get one in PA... Geese explains his new found old love for the greenery for all those who were shocked at his seemingly out of nowhere affinity towards it... Moving on they discuss Verzuz co-founder Swizz Beats fantasy Verzuz battle pick with Drake vs. Kanye, also discussed in the Verzuz realm Mario calls out Omarion as his ONLY worthy opponent, and in "no one asked for this" news Lil' Bow wow and Lil' Romeo decide to go their own route instead of battling in typical Verzuz format their planning to release a documentary highlighting their careers.... you know... in case you absolutely needed that information... R Kelly makes the cut with the discovery of a secret bank account where he accrued over a million dollars after crying broke and pandering for money. Cuba Gooding Jr. after being accused of sexual misconduct seems to be doubling down on his nasty man stance when he expresses why he thinks hes being "attacked" by his accusers. And finally Geese asks how much he can get for a certain male body part and ponders if he even needs them at all...

Getting right to it... Hawk reveals a situation that happened with his sons beverage selling business, where in typical fashion was subsequently shut down by local police via a neighborhood "Karen"... Geese asks a question "Where did it go?" after experiencing the phenomenon known as "Ghost Pooping"... How much would you invest on Cologne or Perfume to enhance your scent profile? Geese reveals his shockingly low figure... Covid-19 is still on a full rampage in the United States, and many anti maskers and nonbelievers are getting their entire existence Crip walked on into the next realm... Geese may have had a run in with Tone(Corona Virus) and he explains the why it was almost a possibility.... Geese also reveals some listeners took our take on the Megan the Stallion attack for jokes and humor at the expense of our Black queen and the boys give some clarity to their actual stance on the situation... Viagra make its way to the pod when Hawk asks if Geese has in fact taken the performance enhancing drug, and where can he get some... The boys also discuss prenups with the announcement of Dr Dre, and now Ex Wife of 24 years divorce terms... Netflix picks up a few classic Black sitcoms for their roster, and the boys discus their love and hate for some of the shows announced in the reveal... Food preferences make its way to the discussion with a friend of the pod revealing he Ketchup's his steaks boasting "All meats are the same", and Hawk drops a gem on a how he kicks his eggs up several notches...

The episode Geese reveals he has ruffled a few feathers with his social media antics. Now he is forced to "stay up" as recommended by one of his potential adversaries. Hawk reveals he is now a fat dude again and the pain this revelation has caused... More news on the alleged Tory/ Meg shooting has come to light proving we know even less about the situation than before... August loses his mind with the release of his new single peculiarly named "Entanglements"... Featuring rap legend Rick Ross, the song raises a few questions and concerns about the seriousness of the whole scandal, and whether this has been nothing more than a roll out for Augusts new Album... Big news... Boxing legends Mike Tyson, and Roy Jones Jr. are headed back to the ring, with the kick off of Tysons new fighting League "Legends Only"... The boys discuss who they think would win, and the confusion as to how anyone would want to fight Tyson in any capacity... Hawk asks a question(for a Friend) on the pros and cons of being on the receiving end of oral to posterior favors, and should he take the leap... Finally Kanye has been atop of many headlines with his announcement for Presidency, and the mental breakdown that occurred during his first campaign rally, where he proclaimed some very strange viewpoints...

Disclaimer: THE AUDIO IS GRIDDLESMUFF!!!!, but the content of this episode is so compelling, and thought provoking that in its undoubtedly bad quality it had to be published. So bare with us in our embarrassment and shame. This episode the boys talk toxicity and the true intentions behind the Jada/August entanglement" situation. They discuss their empathy to those who struggle with mental health and those who pray on them for personal gratification, and the toxicity within. Hawk loses his cool with the news of Megan The Stallion being shot allegedly by Tory Lanez for reasons still unknown. Trump uses his hidden racial signaling to push further racial divide in America. Corona is still running rampant in the US the boys discuss their fears and indifference's. Race relations has its grips on society, and Hawk asks a serious question about the future of the human race, and its difficulty navigate all that is happening without losing support from ones own people.

We start the pod with a conversation about Americas total disregard of the seriousness of Covid-19. With the discovery of young adults hosting party's with the intent to catch the virus for a payout. Then the boys give their opinions on the definition of art after the reveal of Pop Smokes posthumous album art done by world renown artist/fashion designer Virgil Abloh. "Knuck if you Buck" co creator, and member of the music group Crime Mob, Lil Jay announces his alliance with Trump sparking debate on social media whether its time to cancel the entire groups musical efforts for the views of one member. Tyga was caught lurking in the DMs of a lesser know porn star Tana Lea, who happens to be the girlfriend of Nick Hogan, son of the wrestling legend and known racist Hulk Hogan. Dialog is shared when asked if "sex work" could be considered cheating in a relationship, and what instances could make it so. August Alsina exposes and alleged relationship with Jada Pinkett Smith, and how its affecting his mental health. Hawk asks a question on Stripper culture, and what happens one members of the culture reach retirement age. The guys weigh in on the Freddie Gibbs and DJ Akademics beef. Finally questions why Fabolous Dropped the ball in the "Versus" battle against legendary artist and Rap peer Jadakiss.

First and foremost Breonna Taylaors killers are still free to exist at their own discretion, safely and without accountability hidden behind the "Blue Shield"...This not right and will not stand... For more information on how you can help bring these criminals to justice visit "justiceforbreonna.org" and use your power of presence to help amplify the cry for justice. They were gone for a minute now their back with the JUMPOFF... The Boys begin with the recap of Hawks perfect Fathers day... Then Geese gives us his take on what Covid-19 would look like in Human form... They break down the new Takashi 69 and Nicki Minaj "TROLLZ" Video and the filth that immediately ensued... Hawk asks a question on arguing over a celebrity crush with your significant other... A discussion on the man role and responsibility when asking a woman out on a date... Revolt made a bold statement in regards to the leaked full Eminimen verse on Conway the Machines "Bang" that had a few choice words for multimedia company and its constitutes... J. Cole releases his song "Snow on the Bluff" allegedly in response to subtweet by activist/rapper Noname... An immediate beef breaks out with fans of each artist expressing their offenses and dislikes for the artists opinions within J.Cole's original response and Nonmae's rebuttal track... Last but not least, rapper Huey the creator behind the classic party hit "Pop, Lock, and Drop it" was a victim of gun violence in his home town of St Louis... RIP to the King....

No disclaimer necessary... This episode conversations get heavy, with the whole world showing solidarity if the wake of George Floyd's murder at the hands of 4 Minneapolis police officers... The majority of us seem to be in unison with the outrage it caused, and unavoidable conversations about race relations in America, and the world... But there are also many who oppose the "REAL" sentiment of "Black Lives Matter"... with the intent to preserve their bigoted beliefs, and power structure... The boys offer a few questions as to the possible pandering a few major corporations, and celebrities who have out of nowhere now shown support of people of color... Even after years of staying quiet in regards to racism and police brutality, bearing the question is ANY support good support... They talk of the contradictions many of our black leaders face against some of TVs most hate driven personalities when taking a stance against any subject that may shed light on the real issues here in America... Oh, and the "BIG" SEGA announcement that ended up actually being quite "Mini"scule... and a total letdown... This podcast echos the sentiments, outcry, and the demand for equality in America, and in the world... We will continue to happily use our platform in solidarity with those who are willing to fight against an tyrannical, oppressive, and hate driven system... You have our support...

With all that happened in the past few weeks, there were obviously no shortage of topics to discuss. This episode however the boys wanted to focus on the most important topic so not to misuse their platform by not shedding some sort of light on the recent tragic event of Mr. George Floyd an unarmed Black man murdered in cold blood by... You guessed it... the Police... Accompanied by best friends of the Pod Darren "D-Dubble" Shelton, Eric "Skrilla Zoe" Johnson, Marijuana(Geese!?), and Jameson Pickle backs... They collectively try to make sense of the senseless, and bring common understanding to the forefront ultimately realizing how daunting and cumbersome the weight of it all actually is. The boys also dig in on some of Hollywoods most tone def celebs of recent cancel culture headlines *cough* Doja Cat, and Shameik Moore *cough*, and their misguided over privileged advise, luke warm apologies, and answers as to how the black community should handle themselves in the presence of police, people of certain social economic status's, and hateful mindsets...(insert sarcastic thanks, here)...

After a "brief" hiatus, the boys are back. Hawk starts off with a story about his sugar addiction and Keto quitting regrets. A Heated debate ensues when Geese asks Hawk to name his top 3 Cereals, which in turn sends Hawk into a spiral of confusion when Geese reveals his own picks. Adele gets a little attention with her amazing weight loss transformation. Takashi 69 gets a little spotlight with an announcement of his first online appearance since his arrest, and short prison stint via Instagram Live. Possible music video release to follow as well. Diddy drops the ball in the war against Lizzos anti-body shaming antics. The hit Instagram Live Versus series sparks debate with the mention of battle hopefuls like 50 Cent vs Ja Rule, Bone Thugs in Harmony Vs Three Six Mafia, the announcement of premier battle with Jill Scott Vs Erykah Badu, the Boys also have a few picks of their own.

Hawk, says: "What is there to say anymore... Quarantine, quarantine, quarantine... No need for further explanation..."

This episode the boys are going quarantine crazy, with new curfew rules, and positive diagnosis of Corone close to home, the boys struggle to keep sane during this time. With the major influx of celebrity corona victims Hawk asks Geese a question regarding the validity of some of these celebrity confessions. The more serious this virus gets, it seems internet clout seekers also raise the bar of stupidity in hopes to go viral(no pun) while others disregard the importance of social distancing, simply because they feel somehow they're impervious to the virus. R Kelly asks to be removed from prison and be allowed to serve time at home due to prisons impossible social distancing standards. Gamestop pulled the trigger on its new game delivery service to because of self quarantine mandates where they'll deliver you your game orders to your door, but Geese is skeptical on the actual execution of it all. This is another corona filled episode, seeing as there isn't much else going on in the world right now.