Trappo's Chap House

Dustin & Ky talk about masturbating in church, dank moth memes, building Yeti toys, Dustin's old gangster friend back in high school, apple brandy, terrible racist jokes, ham sandwiches, and some other stuff.

In this bizarre & explicit episode, Dustin & Ky talk about Dustin's weird, older friend who used to bootleg hentai back in the day, the boys being exposed to explicit pornography when they were young, trying to be better allies in this post-modern age, and what happens when your old middle school pals become football hunks in high school and pretend they don't know you anymore. It's a whole mess of good old fashioned fun!

In this meandering episode, your intrepid hosts discuss the secret genius of Tom Green's magnum opus "Freddy Got Fingered", the troubled history of Chris Elliott's 90's cult classic "Cabin Boy", the redemption of once and future pop songstress Rebecca Black ten years after "Friday" forever altered the course of musical history, the hidden wonders of forgotten comedy gem "See No Evil, Hear No Evil", and then things wrap up with the gents wondering how they could trick legendary director/raconteur/weirdo John Waters into appearing on their "podcast".

In this episode, Dustin & Ky discuss one of the most devastating moments from Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman", the pointless nihilism of the recent "War Of The Worlds" series, revisionist takes on the "Peter Pan" story, and some exciting recent archaeological finds.

Dustin reveals the one song that changed the way he looked at music as a young lad, Rammstein is mentioned, the superiority of Johnny Cash's cover of "Hurt" is discussed, and then the boys just talk about the making of Stanley Kubrick's "The Shining" for a while.

A conversation about the inevitability of death prompts an appraisal of James O'Barr's seminal graphic novel "The Crow" and its original cinematic adaptation.

Dustin & Ky lament the recent death of legendary songwriter and music producer Jim Steinman and look back on his mighty works that have left an indelible mark on rock n' roll history.

Ky found a Jack T. Chick tract out in the wild, and this discovery sparks a wide-ranging conversation covering global warming, abuses in the Catholic Church, immortality, life after death, interplanetary travel, and the inevitable heat death of the universe.

Folk Heroes are demystified, the real Smurfs are discovered, and all the latest DC Comics movie news is broken down, because what else are two inebriated nerds supposed to talk about?

Dustin & Ky discuss the recently released "Zack Snyder's Justice League" and the current state of the DC Movie Universe.

Religion is discussed, Rubik's Cubes are hated, offensive sports team mascots are condemned, the COVID-19 vaccine is championed, and dead babies get name-dropped. It's an exciting time to be alive!

Talk of animatronic childrens' birthday party impresario Charles Entertainment Cheese leads to discussion of the video game franchise "Five Nights At Freddy's" and the recent motion picture "Willy's Wonderland".

In this episode, the boys talk about the slow but inevitable breakdown of society, Jesus, "getting woke", the mystery of the lost colony of Roanoke, and then Dustin mentions dank memes and has a nervous breakdown.

The boys talk about the "Halloween" franchise a bit, and Dustin can't help but extoll the dubious virtues of "Halloween Resurrection", then things segue nicely into a discussion of Wes Craven's "Swamp Thing".

In this episode, Dustin discusses the work of Larry Blamire, one of his favorite filmmakers, and then he and Ky take a nostalgic trip back to their days as camcorder movie cowboys and the terrible spawn of their ungoly labor: Pig Fucker.

Dustin's not-quite-sober look back at his past with comic books concludes with not-so-warm memories of the gatekeeping assholes of his youth, and the gatekeeping assholes of our present. Also: Rock Lords!

Dustin finds himself falling in love with comic books all over again after buying a Christmas gift for his nephew, and he won't stop talking about it. Ky is... listening. Maybe. We can't be sure.

In this bloated holiday spectacular, Dustin & Ky get together (virtually) to discuss the particulars of Christmas past, present and future. There's also a lot of drinking and incoherent raving, which is pretty typical for the season. So buckle up for 40 minutes of belligerent holiday frivolity!

In this fantabulous episode, a deeply inebriated Dustin extolls the virtues of comic books for an extended period of time, name-dropping the top notch YouTube channel "Cartoonist Kayfabe" in the process. Then maybe he blacks out at the end. Bonus discussion of Neil Gaiman's "The Sandman" included for no extra charge!

In this horrifying episode, Dustin & Ky discuss a pair of spooky movies they each recently watched: the SHUDDER original "Terrified" and NETFLIX's adaptation of Stephen King & Joe Hill's "In The Tall Grass". Spoiler alert: they both really enjoyed one of these movies.

In this episode, Dustin & Ky lament the current state of the world and a potential goblin infestation before a mention of Rick Moranis leads to a discussion of the Ghostbusters franchise and then, somehow, the upcoming Zack Snyder Justice League project on HBO Max.

In this final installment of Trappo's Halloween spook-tacular, Dustin recommends a few good movies for Ky to watch this Halloween season, the boys wax nostalgic a bit more about their shared Halloween pasts, and the true face of Trappo is finally revealed.

In part three of this marathon spook-a-thon, Dustin gushes over Lonesome Wyatt and Ky doesn't, the boys discuss their childhood Halloween memories, and discuss a few nostalgic holiday movies and TV shows.

In the second part of this marathon spooktacular, Dustin & Ky talk about their experiences on both sides of the semi-professional haunt culture.

In the first part of Trappo's Halloween Spook-Tacular that was definitely NOT recorded back in May, Dustin & Ky discuss their love of the Halloween season. Topics include: Dustin's not a murderer, how Halloween has risen in prominence in the hearts of both hosts as they've gotten older, the superior aesthetic of Halloween, and Dustin's abiding love for visiting pumpkin patches. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this episode, Dustin & Ky talk about the last time they had a delicious bloomin' onion before the apocalypse, the only occasion Ky gave somebody a piece of his artwork and why he never did so again, bourbon, actor Michael Rennie, the latest Tool album, the latest goings-on regarding the band Disturbed and how many fists they may or may not have, and Glenn Danzig's album of garbage Elvis covers. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com

In this episode, Dustin & Ky have a lively discussion about Kraftwerk, hideous june bugs, what Gary Busey's been up to, and then Dustin remembers how awesome Turbulence 3: Fear Of Flying is and makes a terrible decision. http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com

In this especially despondent episode, Dustin & Ky are very disheartened by the state of the world and mope around for a little while, then they discuss attempting to give future episodes of the podcast more structure, then they just give up and try to whore themselves out to a series of potential sponsors because Trappo's fuckin' broke.

In this extended episode, Dustin & Ky discuss the career of musician and director Rob Zombie, reliving the highs and lows of his life and times, perhaps even struggling with the possibility that maybe he should just call it quits and move on with his life for the sake of popular culture.

In this episode, Dustin tells Ky all about the time he met a bunch of celebrities at Planet Comic Con one time because his nephew was a VIP. Then he raves about the forgotten 1998 fantasy-comedy "The Wonderful Ice Cream Suit".

In this very special episode, Dustin gets drunk and rambles about Christmas music for a while in the middle of the summer, and Ky could not care less. It's just a whole lot of festive fun.

In this episode, Dustin & Ky attempt to add a little structure to their podcast and discuss the latest Nine Inch Nails release, then Dustin just derails the conversation with an extended reappraisal of musician/filmmaker Glenn Danzig's various artistic endeavors. Mostly he tries to explain to Ky just how fascinatingly incompetent "Verotika" truly is.

In this meandering episode, Dustin writes a letter and shakes uncontrollably for a moment, which triggers an extended conversation about some old movies that he and Ky watched in the long, long ago, including "Where The Heart Is", "Cat's Eye", "The Straight Story" and the movie that Ky made up in his head that somehow combines the plots of both "Where The Heart Is" and "The Straight Story". It's a whole mess of fun!

In this episode, Dustin basically bores Ky half to death while extolling the virtues of two bizarre Japanese television programs written by Yoshihiro Taguchi about average dudes who love eating stuff.

In this episode, Dustin & Ky talk about how they spent one long, bizarre evening hanging out in a porn shop in their younger days, Dustin's medical woes, then Dustin recommends Ky watch the brilliant "Toast Of London" on Netflix.

In this episode, Dustin & Ky discuss people ignoring the very real danger of the virus, the stupid, corrupt muppet in the White House, and growing up with a batty old grandma who lived behind a porn shop and worked the local craft show circuit for over thirty years.

In this very special episode, Dustin & Ky briefly get political when they endorse Joe Biden for president, then they just kinda ramble for a little while about nothing in particular until a mention of James Taylor sparks a serious discussion about the terrible things some celebrities have done, and whether or not it's always possible to separate the art from the artist.

In this exciting episode, the boys discuss how the quarantine hasn't really changed Dustin's day to day life all that much, the prophetic premise of the recently-canceled series "Counterpart", the scientific inaccuracies of director Carl Reiner's "The Man With Two Brains", and then they wax nostalgic about their one-time feud with a local weather man.

In this episode, Dustin and Ky discuss how watching "Requiem For A Dream" scarred them both for life, then basically just spend the rest of their time talking about other movies, including Darren Aranofsky's "Noah", David Lynch's "Dune", Alejandro Jodorowski's "Dune", and Denis Villeneuve's "Dune", then they close their conversation with a depressing dose of reality due to the current pandemic.

In this episode, Dustin & Ky discuss Ky's family tree, the movies "Clue" and "The Fanatic", terrible reality TV shoes about vapid people trying on a bunch of wedding wedding dresses, and growing up. And outside, the pandemic rages on...

In this scintillating episode, Dustin & Ky discuss the fundamentalist war criminals who own Hobby Lobby, the hit animated Disney musical "Frozen", name drop the podcast that must not be named, ramble for a bit about 3-D movies, then go off on a fatal tangent regarding the Santa Claus-obsessed alien goofus from the alleged cult classic "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians".

Dustin loves the iPhone and fears time travel, he and Ky relive their one horrifying late night delivering newspapers around town, they discuss all of the movies that were NOT shot on location in scenic Wichita, KS, and Harrison Ford murders Dustin for trespassing.

In this episode, Dustin goes blind, his secret ingredient is running low, Ky hurts his hand on a bong, the name of the podcast is (finally) coined, dreams and nightmares are discussed, Dustin's bold podcasting ambitions are finally revealed, and Jesus Christ returns! These are exciting times!

Dustin & Ky discuss bad plumbing, their increasing paranoia, supply chains breaking down, everything being canceled, the rise of podcasts in the entertainment apocalypse, then wind things down by reliving cherished childhood memories and the impending rapture.

In this thrilling episode, Dustin finally realizes that beer is his enemy, a mutual love of lobsters is shared, Ky talks about his current art project, Dustin relives his worst nightmare, and the bizarre Buddhist monk saga continues.

In this second installment of nobody's favorite quarantine podcast, Dustin & Ky discuss what's in their respective liquor cabinets, Dustin waxes nostalgic about old times getting drunk with Titus, then they both ramble about Buddhism for a while, culminating with the revelation of Dustin's burgeoning feud with a monk who lives down the street. Visit us on the web @ http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/

In this first installment of YOUR quarantine podcast, Dustin & Ky adjourn virtually over the airwaves to document their shared descent into madness. Topics include: cheesy 1980s aerobics porn, the joys of record stores, staying the fuck home, missing bottle openers, fruity beer, wine, and the drinking thereof, and the paranoia of grocery shopping. Visit us on the web @ http://uncleoflies.blogspot.com/