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Justin and Martin are preachers with beards who talk to each other! Every episode includes delightful discussion from a Christian perspective. They hit on everything from pop culture to historical theology. Give them a listen and be sure to subscribe.

Martin Bender and Justin Larkin


    • Sep 24, 2019 LATEST EPISODE
    • infrequent NEW EPISODES
    • 43m AVG DURATION
    • 93 EPISODES


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    149 - Carbs, Cauliflower Mac and Cheese, and Getting to Sleep

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 24, 2019 42:39


    Does the way a son mows the grass reflect on the father? Absolutely, so you had better do a good job. The same is true of a wife's ability to make a delicious comfort dish. All this and more are discussed in depth by Martin and Justin in episode 149.

    148 - Danger Zone, Animal Flavor, and Freedom

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2019 28:05


    Justin and Martin survive hurricane Dorian by buying extra snacks, going on vacation, and relying on their neighbors.

    147-Parent Fail, Low Impact Sheep, and Kissing Marriage Good Bye

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 22, 2019 34:38


    Justin fails at parent and it might cost him his shoes. Martin gambles on a low impact sheep. And Joshua Harris kissed marriage and Jesus good bye. All this and more. 

    146-Vacations, Getting Old, and Poison Oak

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 15, 2019 30:52


    The Boys are back from their summer time off and ready to misbehave. The Goats of Podcasting are back with more dad jokes and more shenanigans than ever before. 

    145 - VBS Spectacular!

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2019 32:02


    Justin and Martin ask if its racist to have kids pretend to be slaves during VBS. They also spend a little time talking about that time a stranger tried to sell Justin CBD oil in a Starbucks. Martin gets a little insensitive and wants to escape the pain and suffering of everyday life. All this and more from the Two Bearded Preachers!

    144-Schools Out, Avoidance, and Hiring a Hitman

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2019 28:09


    Why would a minister try to hire someone to kill another person? Good question! Justin and Martin's discussion is centered around the latest celebrity pastor caught up in controversy. 

    143 - Looking Casual, Sponsorships, and Golf Outings

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2019 33:46


    The Two Bearded Preachers are at it again after a little break in the action. Justin and Martin rekindle their bromance talking about everything that's been going on in their lives and the stuff on their minds. Remember, this show is all about maintaining their relationship and a sense of sanity for two guys just trying to figure life out. It may be best to manage your expectations accordingly. Read more at http://twobeardedpreachers.com/143-looking-casual-sponsorships-and-golf-outings#Z10UBhTCAKWdtjjM.99

    142-Broken Fingers, Intermittent Sleeping, and Scams

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2019 28:00


    More podcast gold! Justin gets his finger broken by his wife. Martin is scamming for books. And finally Martin agrees that Justin is the wife in their relationship. All this and more.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    141-The Haircut, PreachersnSneakers, and Chan

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 18, 2019 42:56


    The boys are still alive! Sorry for the delay but they're back and edgier than ever. Listen as they take a call that causes them to lash out at all those preachers with expensive shoes and take shots at the every lovable Francis Chan. All this and more.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    140-Little Willy, Slightly Stoopid, Take Back the Night

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 29, 2019 75:50


    The fellas take some phone calls. Martin gets slightly stoopid and Justin takes back the night.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    139-Satan's Music, Expectations, and Mucus

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2019 34:37


    Exciting times at Martin's church. They're using drums this week! Justin is struggling to sleep and Martin explains the taste of bacteria. All that and more.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    138-Objections, Arrangements, and Wedding

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 14, 2019 33:34


    The boys are late this week but with good excuse. It was all Martin's fault. Now that we are back on track, love is in the air and your two favorite facially blessed individuals have a lot to say on the matter of weddings and marriage. All that and more.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    137-Death, Critical Mass, and Ringers

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 5, 2019 42:51


    The boys are confronted by their own mortality again. Martin holds a revival in his town. Justin apparently isn't good enough to lead his revival. BUT TIM TEBOW IS! All this and more.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    136-Dangerous Men, Dangerous Women, and Jesus

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 26, 2019 32:33


    The fellas discuss masculinity in our world today in the latest installment of the Two Bearded Preachers.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    135-Man Butt, Cat Butt, and Turkey Butt

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 19, 2019 36:41


    Right off the bat the butt talks starts. Martin of course starts by suggesting a new show to Justin. Then Martin's cat crashes the podcast. Then Martin describes in very vivid details killing his two turkeys. Enjoy! Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    134-On Days, Off Days, and Blah

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 5, 2019 26:51


    Kind of an odd discussion this week. Justin is offended. Martin is offended that Justin is offended. Then Martin offends Justin because he won't video himself getting milk straight from the goats utter. All that and more.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    133-Duck Problems, Beard Comparisons, and Getting Serious

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 29, 2019 43:26


    The fellas get serious for a bit. But not before talking about Martin's duck ratio problem and arguing (like gentlemen) on who has the "Best Beard in the Business."  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    132-The Follow Up To The Infamous Sex Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 22, 2019 33:59


    Martin has the talk and gives us the follow up with all the deets! Plus the Biggie and 2-Pac fan comes out in both of them. Rest in peace ya'll! Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    131-The Talk About The Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2019 31:37


    How in the world this happened we don't know? One second we're talking about haircut and the next second we're talking about having the sex talk. Check out the very special "Birds and the Bees" Episode. You'll need to listen to this before next week. #StayBearded #BeardBehavior Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    130-Dr. Justin, Hipster Martin, and Carly Simon

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 8, 2019 37:30


    Did you think we died? Not yet! The boys are back and better than ever. Dr. Justin diagnosis Martin with a pretty bad case of "Hipsteritus," among other things. Martin voices his opinion of Third Day ripping off Pearl Jam. And Justin sings a rather rousing rendition of Carly Simon's song "You're So Vain." All that and more.   Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    129-Misquotes, Church Smells, and the Pastoral Cumberbund

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 4, 2018 77:14


    The working mans podcast is back for your entertainment. Listen as they butcher quotes, discuss what their churches smell like, and come up with brilliant ideas for the "low church" pastoral uniform.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    128-Free Babysitting, Loosening Up, and Thanksgiving Shenanigans

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2018 34:53


    This was a pre-thanksgiving podcast where Martin expresses his eternal optimism only to have his hopes and dreams crushed by Justin. Truly podcast gold! Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    127-Voting, Movie Snobbery, and Shameless Patreon Plug

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2018 32:39


    Martin expresses his strong feelings about mid-term voting that's sure to get up in trouble. Justin calls Martin out on his movie snobbery. And the shameless promoting of the Patreon sites is perfect.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    126-Scary Preachers, Wood Shop Accidents, and Insurance

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2018 30:36


    What would you do if a preacher challenged you to a fight? Tip from the two bearded preachers, unless it's one of us you can probably take them. Justin is afraid of carbs and Martin lives in fear of cutting off a finger, or something else. All this and more on the episode 126. Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    125-Internet Trolls, No Sugar, and Glennville Famous

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2018 39:44


    Join Martin and Justin as they discuss how to deal with internet trolls. Justin gets a new wardrobe. And Martin thinks Glennville is now famous because Will Smith filmed another crappy movie there. All that and more.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    124-Gay Farms, Terrorist Training Camps, and Cookie Sins

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2018 39:11


    Martin and Justin ignore all major events going on in the world in order to talk about a gay farm. Terrorist are welcome to train in Georgia apparently. And Martin eats a homemade cookie seductively in front of Justin in order to tempt him into going to the dark side of healthy eating. Justin abstained.    Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.  

    123-Smedium, Intelligence, and Steroids

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2018 34:20


    Martin compliments Justin only to belittle his intelligence later on. Martin then tries to hype the show up and fail miserably. And of course Justin says whatever he wants and no one can stop him. All that and more.    Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.  

    122-More Goats, More Depression, and Stress Relief

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2018 38:55


    Martin is trying to start his own show called "Sister Goats" where he marries off his ugly goat Clarence to two younger and better looking goats from the goat mill. Justin brings up another sad subject and Martin give horrible advice at first, but then comes around with some wisdom. How about that for some podcast gold! Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.  

    121-Killing Turkeys, Yoga Pants Jeans, and Debates

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 18, 2018 51:14


    Martin is gonna kill an entire family of turkeys in 2019. Justin discovers that jeans have changed since he last bought a pair. And apparently dressing to impress has it's advantages... Martin might be getting a promotion based on his fancy suits. All that and more! Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    120-Torture, Debates, and What's the Difference

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 4, 2018 40:45


    The boys are back at it again. Martin admits he has no idea what's going on in the world. Justin is preparing to be tortured for his faith, but there's some things off limits. They really didn't know what to talk about, but still it's podcast gold. Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    119-Memory Issues, Olsteen Again, and Is Justin Saved

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 28, 2018 39:04


    Closing in on episode 120! But before that... The boys talk about not being able to remember every single detail of every single sermon they have ever preached. Justin's salvation is put into question. And Martin evokes Justin's wrath by bringing up Olsteen again.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    118 - Health Report, Martin Wages War, and Leon Can't Scam Justin

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 21, 2018 112:31


    Once again the fellas are back doing what they do best...producing podcast gold. Justin got a great report back from his doctor. Martin is waging war on Roberts Rules of Order. And their good friend Leon is trying to pull a fast one over on Justin. NOT GONNA HAPPEN.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    117 - Best Friend Fix, Death, and a Crying Bearded Preacher

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 14, 2018 38:51


    It doesn't get any more real than this. An emotion packed episode where the fellas talk about death and Martin makes Justin cry. This would also be labeled as "Podcast Gold."  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    116 - On Location Part 2

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 7, 2018 49:03


    The second half of the epic on location episode from the Two Bearded Preachers.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    115 - Content Creation, Martin Preaching, and Don't Look at Us

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 31, 2018 29:54


    The Two Bearded Preachers were hanging out last week in Glennsville Georgia and decided to recorded some podcast gold while they were at it.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    114-Friendly Wagers, Rebranding, and Sound Advice

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 10, 2018 33:13


    The fellas are back at it again. Martin tricks Justin into gambling. Both discuss God's displeasure with rebranding. Justin remembers not remembering the good times in college. All this and more.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    113-Crazy Priest, Wrestling Baptisms, and the Villain

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 3, 2018 35:49


    All over the map in this episode. We've got priest slapping babies. Pastors choke slamming baptism. Spires. The Flash. Star Wars. Marvel. See what we mean?  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    112-Background Noise, Camp, and Second Base

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 26, 2018 40:14


    The fellas try out something new on this podcast...lots of background noise that couldn't be removed. Martin turns out to be a sexist and Justin hates camp. All this and more on the latest episode of the Two Bearded Preachers.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.  

    111-MIddle Aged Assassin, Mike Meyers, and Marsupial Hennessy

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 19, 2018 42:26


    More Podcast Gold! Justin describes why he didn't go on the lamb and become a middle aged assassin. Martin makes up a new alcoholic drink. Both love the movie "So I Married An Ax Murderer."  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    110-Uchi Mata, Site Plans, and Stress Releasing

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 5, 2018 48:58


    Here we go again! Martin loves stories that have people throwing up in them. Justin loves stories about Martin getting kicked in the groin by a much younger and better looking fella. And both recall how original intent of this podcast as scholarly discussion was thrown out the window for cheeky shenanigans and jokes. You're welcome Leia! Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    109-LGBTQ, Church History, and Uncensored Video Games

    Play Episode Listen Later May 29, 2018 43:42


    In the latest episode of the Two Bearded Preachers... Martin gets himself in trouble talking about the LGBTQ. Justin learns the reality that there are uncensored video games out there. And both appreciate the history of the church, but still question how in the world the 1950's style of church became the standard for how we have to do everything. All that and more! Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.  

    108 - Harassment, Trolls, and A Special Announcement

    Play Episode Listen Later May 22, 2018 48:29


    Justin gets slapped on the butt. Martin disagrees about Dr. Troll. And the fellas have a very special announcement about the podcast. Little hint... They're just getting started.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    107-Breaking Up, Rules, and Naked Cowboys

    Play Episode Listen Later May 15, 2018 44:47


    Breaking up is always hard to do. Justin gets a new painter. Martin bust on cowboy church. And both question Doug's decision to wear chaps, and only chaps, to church on Sunday. Nothing but the best for the bearded nation.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.  

    106-Eyeball Scraping, Christian Liberty, and Sounding Young

    Play Episode Listen Later May 8, 2018 52:47


    In the latest episode Justin shares every detail about his eye Surgery. Martin apparently sounds young to a listener. And both answer an important question about the Christian and medical marijuana. Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.  

    105-The Weatherman, the Flesh Again, and Where's the Fresh Content

    Play Episode Listen Later May 1, 2018 33:00


    While Justin recovered last week and Martin was too busy, this weeks "Podcast Gold" consisted of material not used from the last podcast they recorded. The truth is, even the material they cut is good enough for a new episode. Unfortunately not everyone shares that opinion. Make sure you listen to the end.  Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    104-Bearded Demons, Spiritual Gifts, and Martin's a Nerd

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 24, 2018 37:18


    104 episodes later and the boys just keep getting better. The "Real Man American" is upset with Justin, he only made things worse. Martin has a friend claiming to be the male version of Storm from the X-men. And they get a shocking first time caller. All that and more. Don't forget to share the podcast and give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform. And make sure you give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    103-We Love Our Churches, Unqualified, and A Surprise Call In

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 17, 2018 47:20


    It's a fact, there are only one Martin and one Justin that you know. All others have to change their names. Martin has a leftover of drugs from his surgery. Justin is woefully unqualified. And the boys get a surprise phone call. Make sure you share the podcast give us a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform.  Feel free to give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    102-Easter, Eye Surgery, and Blessed Shotgun Shells

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2018 41:31


    This is the Post-Easter podcast! Strange things happen during Easter services. Martin makes Justin nervous about his upcoming surgery. And the fellas get a phone call from an old friend asking for help. Make sure you share the podcast and make sure you give up a 5 star review on your favorite podcast platform.  And give us a call sometime with a question or comment at 951-472-3273.

    101-No Tambourines Allowed, Middle Aged Men, and Hitting that Preacher Note

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2018 36:31


    The boys are back at it. Both talk about when they realized they were middle aged. Martin wants the organ to hit the preacher notes for him. Justin bans the tambourine from the worship band. All of this is known as Podcast Gold when the Two Bearded Preachers talk about it. Don't forget to leave a 5 star review on your favorite listening platform.  P.S. Martin gets choked out in a very awkward position. 

    100 - We're Not Dead, Augmented Reality Church, and Your Parents Activity on the Internet

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2018 41:55


    Despite the rumors, Martin and Justin are not dead...yet. Instead they are back to their old ways bring you what you want, podcast gold. A lot has happened in their absence. Justin is now a professional streamer. Martins mom has an iPad Mini. They both weigh the option of starting an EDM worship service. And Martin makes Justin throw up. Like we said, podcast gold.

    99 - Sermon Planning, Stage Design, and Disease Carrying Animals

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 18, 2018 45:02


    Those Bearded Brothers you know so well are at it again. This time they talk about how they plan their sermon series, how their stages at church are designed, and the best way to deal with aggressive nuisance critters. None will escape Justin's gaze as he stands on the platform and Martin will finally give his congregation a break from moving the furniture in this wonderous episode of podcast gold!

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