VYBEVANSE

Welcome listeners, old and new! Christina recently went viral on tiktok, so we are celebrating by quizzing Lydia on all things marine biology (aka water science) and she gets almost all of them right just by guessing (the same way she did her SATs).  Also, since Lydia is kind of blowing up herself within the American Girl Doll niche, she is quizzing Christina (poor) on all things American Girl (she's a Kirsten and ofc Lydia is a Kit). Listen to find out when polio started and if Courtney has gay aunts! Let the manatees eat their salad in peace! XOXO

Hey friends! This week we have our first guest(s) ever! We know what you all are thinking and unfortunately, Che Diaz had a scheduling conflict so we invited our siblings instead! That's right, we are joined by Christina's baby brother Anthony and Lydia's baby sister Elizabeth for a special, but also incredibly unextraordinary, episode of VYBEVANSE! We talk current happenings in our lives and online, as well as revealing some of our faves (yes again, we don't care)! Enjoy, besties!p.s. we literally had to cut like half of this episode out so we apologize if it's even MORE all over the place than usual

Christina, nerd. Lydia, bombshell. Christina, sooo smart. Lydia, dumb as hell. Christina, girl next door. Lydia, sexyyyy. Christina, career-driven, workaholic. Lydia,  joie de vivre, baby crazy. These are the facts of life. Blonde vs brunette is a theme in basically every romantic comedy movie ever made and this is our all things romcom episode so you best believe, uh we're gonna talk about it! We're just two DUFFs talking about the movies that made us cry, the movies that made us laugh, and the movies that gave us the worst panic attacks of our entire lives! Yay love!

Hey now, hey now! We're talking all things Disney Channel this week, including ranking our favorite DCOMs and tv shows. Find out if we were Team Jesse or Team Jake (he could be the oneeee), why Troy Bolton was the real villain of HSM2, and how there was not a single neurotypical child enrolled in that ANT Farm. We are who we are today because of Alex Russo and Alex Russo alone! Read it and weep listeners!

Happy New Year, material girls! Nothing new (Taylor Swift ft. Phoebe Bridgers), just us talking And Just Like That (hey, it's Che Diaz!), Don't Look Up, West Side Story (Ariana Debose fyc), and Encanto. We're also discussing why apparently our entire podcast centers around us having a lower IQ because we like celebrity culture and who exactly Cole thinks is hot. XOXO

We are, once again, back and to celebrate we have a gift for you! Lydia and Christina got together and made a 2021 wishlist! Yes, these are a few of our favorite things and only Oprah can top this gift guide. We're also talking all things Christmas, movies AND music. That's it, movies and music are the reason for the season.  Of course, we couldn't not talk spoilers for And Just Like That (sue peloton) and the Succession season finale (#JeremyStrong).  Let us know what celebrity couples you think are in a PR relationship, as well as what race you think Ariana Grande will be next. Happy Holidays!! Check out our wishlist here:  https://medium.com/@vybevansepodcast/wishlist-2021-5e925b36c954 p.s. we apologize for the audio quality this episode, we promise it will be fixed next time lol

WE'RE BACK and we're catching the girls up on allllll the things.We're talking Deux Moi, Met Gala (this b*tch is wheat), the Emmys (do they want to kill us? whatever), new music (star-crossed, montero, wildest dreams), the Nicki controversy (bc we're all really soooo shocked huh), Shang-Chi, White Lotus, and how it is not, in fact, giving Cher. Please send your answers to our very important question that we ask at the end of the episode. It is actually a character flaw if you don't. It's all love!

~Salt air...and the rust on your door~ Happy August babies! This episode was recorded a week ago, so please enjoy a little throwback content of the events of last week lol. It is also our last in-person installment because Christina has gotten tf out of Atlanta. Sad! 

Welcome! It's another unmedicated week for us, so it's a little all over the place again! Please enjoy this new format because it's what we're doing now! The last 5 minutes is literally just a list of PetFinder names :)Thanks to Bittersweet Saturday Co. for sponsoring! Use code: VYBE15 at checkout for 15% off your candle order at bittersweetsaturday.com!

Heyyyy, this episode is essentially unscripted so find out about it! The usual astrological, social media, reality tv, and having a big sister complex for Olivia Rodrigo spectacular. Yay!Thanks to Bittersweet Saturday  Co. for sponsoring! Use code: VYBE15 at checkout for 15% off your candle order at bittersweetsaturday.com!

Shake, other paw, sit, spin, down, speak, quiet, loud, loop, circle, spin the other way. These are just a few of the tricks that you'll learn from listening to this week's episode. In our tenth installment, we're talking children's entertainment, men not comprehending hypotheticals, too hot to handle, new music from some musicians, the impact of Conan O'Brien, and the Britney Spears effect. HAGS!

He was a horse from burger king, she was a furry on the bachelorette (culture, find out about it). You're favorite dumb adult and crazy b*tch are back for our first episode of pride month! The girls are talking wine festivals (or lack thereof), cheugy, tiktok fortune tellers, grand theft auto: raccoon, RED (Taylor's Version),  Lilibet Diana, furry play on The Bachelorette, and Sha'Carri Richardson (she's a runner, she's a track star).  Chaos!

Who are we if not exploited listeners? That's right, SOUR is officially here so we're gonna talk about it and you're gonna listen. We're also talking Niche reviews of our hometowns (they're all terrible, no shock there), Eurovision's unofficial North American exclusion act, Ziwe (an iconic guest), and the controversial Target dresses (great gowns, beautiful gowns).  Many blessings!

We fell back, we had a baby. We did the mother thing, we did the wife thing. But we think it's quite clear now, you's need vybevanse!!Beam us up Scotty! Lydia and Christina are back and dumber than ever to chat about hiking (hard walking), cinnamon toast??, the Gossip Girl reboot (w/out gossip?), our big sister complexes for Olivia Rodrigo and deja vu supremacy, men needing to dance in the club (why do they just stand there?), and of course, Nicki the BOSS.  Cheers, barbs!

"When will men? Straight and gay, they all disappoint in their own special way." - Dr. SeussThere's that bitch I know! It's our first episode since Bennifer has reentered the psyche and Lydia and Christina are definitely not defending cheating. They are however talking about photoshopping, white savior teachers, reentering society (traumatizing), and being Carrie Bradshaw wings. Its a little low on the shark action here so go ahead and give us a download, a listen, and a rate on iTunes! 

INCLUSION. Have you heard of it? Christina and Lydia are vaxxed, waxed, and back from their hiatus and they have a question, how do you know if you have disordered executive function? Well, are you afraid that children are making your clothes? Don't you think the featured players of Saturday Night Live do not deserve to have to suffer the wrath of Musk? Can Daniel Kaluuya redacted in your redacted? If so, this weeks episode of VYBEVANSE might be right for you. As Issa Rae as The Academy would say, "whitewhitewhite, god bless!"*Note: Anthony Hopkins famously did not originate the role of Norman Bates, that was actually Anthony Perkins and Chrissy Teigen is, in fact, not married to Joseph Gordon Levitt

Cheerio shes, theys, and gays! We saw some news this week! Join Lydia and Christina as they discuss the death of Prince Philip (who would've loved Fearless (Taylor's Version)),  Andrew Yang's dog (Grizz still acknowledges daddy), being a girl, and Bowen Yang as the Iceberg that the Titanic hit (all anybody cares about is that like 40 or 50 people died or whatever). Savor your little days of mourning listeners!

Wanna know how me and this b*tch fell out? SHE HAS RISEN, LISTENERS! The she in question? Taylor Swift. In this week's episode, Christina and Lydia talk white boy summer, Judas Iscariot (the original judas) and Jesus....the GHOST, Ariana Grande's new job, and the murder of Yahoo Answers. As the father of a son, we hope you enjoy!*Apologies for the background noise throughout the entire episode, we have a creaky table and love to fidget.

Lydia and Christina get Addison RAW discussing Operation Varsity Blues, Ms. Evergiven, toothbrushes, and self-diagnosers on TikTok. Open your third eye and enjoy! 

Hey all you girls, gays, and theys, welcome to VYBEVANSE! Step into the world of unmedicated neurodivergency with our first episode as we discuss reality tv drama, Wandavision, casual s*x, and former presidential candidate/mother of birds Marianne Williamson. Enjoy this noise!