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Best podcasts about masturbated

Latest podcast episodes about masturbated

Holmberg's Morning Sickness
03-13-24 - BEST OF HMS PODCAST - Guy On SW Airlines Flight Masturbated Next To Woman 4 Times - He Must've Had A Hog - What If Women Whipped Out Like That - April 2022

Holmberg's Morning Sickness

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 60:08


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Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
03-13-24 - BEST OF HMS PODCAST - Guy On SW Airlines Flight Masturbated Next To Woman 4 Times - He Must've Had A Hog - What If Women Whipped Out Like That - April 2022

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 13, 2024 60:08


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Leah on the Line
99: How do I leave my husband & my bf masturbated 10 times last week!

Leah on the Line

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 16, 2024 52:49


Hey babes! Welcome back to another episode of Leah on the Line. Thank you so much for all of your love and support on the podcast, it honestly means the world to me. I hope you love this one!Head to leahontheline.com to send in your dilemmas and confessions. Love you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Therapy Gecko
“I MASTURBATED IN AN ATTACK HELICOPTER”

Therapy Gecko

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 13, 2023 63:09


A caller explains how he masturbated in an attack helicopter while deployed for war, and how his life is going now.Afterwards a caller experiences conflict from his double identities as a BDSM dungeon goer and a conservative christian, and I catch up with a couple that got engaged at one of my live shows.I don't think your brother likes me. I am a gecko.I am going on tour to do Therapy Gecko LIVE in 2024 and you can sign up to get notified for when I'm coming to your city by clicking here.SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I'm live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays at 6pm PST but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforever 

RSLASH Best Of Reddit Stories 2023
I Masturbated To My Sister In Law Porn On VR And My Wife Caught Me. Got Divorced And Labeled As Perv

RSLASH Best Of Reddit Stories 2023

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2023 14:26


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Rover's Morning Glory
Jeffrey has a NEW area to broadcast from, football coach allegedly masturbated on a call, and more!

Rover's Morning Glory

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 13, 2023 179:16


Quiet I'm broadcasting. Dieter met one of his idols. The world's deadliest karaoke song. A woman is suing Michigan State because the football coach was allegedly masturbating during a phone call. The escaped murderer in Pennsylvania has been caught. Is someone trying to pay for JLR's phone service? The latest Taryn Manning video supports Danny Masterson. Body cam footage shows an officer describing an accident in which he hit a pedestrian.

Wrong Term Memory
Where's the weirdest place you have ever masturbated?

Wrong Term Memory

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 24, 2023 33:02


Where's the weirdest place you have ever masturbated?#ad X-Sense is an innovative company providing home safety products, including cutting-edge smoke detectors, carbon monoxide alarms, and other smart home security systems designed to keep you and your loved ones safe 24/7. With easy-to-install devices and smart technology, you'll have peace of mind knowing that X-Sense is always on guard. Protect what matters most with X-Sense.Visit X-Sense's homepage. Their star products, like the SC07 smoke and CO detector and the XS01 smoke detector, will also have discounts starting early in July.Support Wrong Term Memory on PatreonProduced by Jack Shaw and Colin McMillan

Dark Side of Wikipedia | True Crime & Dark History
Father Snaps, Kills Man Who Masturbated In Front Of Daughters & Family

Dark Side of Wikipedia | True Crime & Dark History

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2023 11:59


In the latest episode, Tony Brueski and Carol Hughes examine a horrifying shooting incident in a small mining community that claimed the lives of four family members, including two teenagers. The suspect, Majorjon Kaylor, now faces murder charges, with the motivation for the crime seeming to stem from an alleged prior conflict between Kaylor and the victim's family. After Kaylor reported an incident involving one of the victims to the police, he admitted to "snapping" and "losing it" in his police interview post-arrest. Brueski and Hughes unpack the tragic event, its potential motivations, and the aftermath, including a community rallying to support the bereaved family through a GoFundMe campaign. Want to listen to ALL our Podcasts Ad-Free? Subscribe through Apple Podcasts, and try it for 3 days free: https://tinyurl.com/ycw626tj Follow Our Other Cases:   Hidden Killers with Tony Brueski (All Cases) – https://audioboom.com/channels/5040505-hidden-killers-with-tony-brueski-breaking-news-commentary True Crime Today (All Cases)- https://audioboom.com/channels/5001260-true-crime-today-a-true-crime-podcast Chad & Lori Daybell - https://audioboom.com/channels/5098105-demise-of-the-daybells-the-lori-chad-daybell-story The Murder of Ana Walshe - https://audioboom.com/channels/5093967-finding-ana-this-disappearance-of-ana-walshe Alex Murdaugh - https://audioboom.com/channels/5097527-the-trial-of-alex-murdaugh The Idaho Murders, The Case Against Bryan Kohberger - https://audioboom.com/channels/5098223-the-idaho-murders-the-case-against-bryan-kohberger Nurse of Death: The Lucy Letby Story - https://audioboom.com/channels/5099406-nurse-of-death-the-lucy-letby-story  Murder in the Morning- https://audioboom.com/channels/5078367-murder-in-the-morning-daily-true-crime-news The Case Against Kouri Richins- https://audioboom.com/channels/5107367-the-case-against-kouri-richins Justice For Harmony | The Trials of Adam Montgomery- https://audioboom.com/channels/5107366-justice-for-harmony-the-trials-of-adam-montgomery   The Murder of Madeline Kingsbury- https://audioboom.com/channels/5109276-the-murder-of-madeline-kingsbury   The Murder of Stephen Smith- https://audioboom.com/channels/5099407-the-murder-of-stephen-smith      

Sex Talk
When Was The First Time You Masturbated

Sex Talk

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2023 5:44


When was the first time you masturbated? Were you alone, at home, in the car, or somewhere else? Looking at porn, a movie or what?

The Dori Monson Show
Hour 2: Superintendent tries to defend student who masturbated in front of his class

The Dori Monson Show

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2022 33:05


1pm - Fastest 15 // More UW students concerned about sex offenders // Marshawn to TNF // Superintendent tries to defend student who masturbated in front of his class // Brandi Kruse stops by // Biden says his son Beau died in // Dem rep in MN in debate says she will always stand up for Big Pharma See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cancel Me, Baby!
Ep 140: Like You, Trump and Biden Have Masturbated, Too.

Cancel Me, Baby!

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 32:08


A gay Asian on a sexploration meets Cancel Me, Baby. Alex Liu is here for an unabashed conversation on American sex and his brilliant documentary Sexploration (which he directed and stars in), as these two 30-somethings talk sex taboos and liberating our own power (me = bra-less, him = flirting with straight guys and masturbating for science). We talk about the bizarre dichotomy of guilt/shame versus our unprecedented oversexualization, have trans cannibilized the gays?, pro life, pro choice, and a priest, and our society trying to box people in more than ever -- but isn't sex the great equalizer? A refreshingly HUMAN conversation. And for the regulars, Operation: Sex Goddess has commenced. --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/taylor-ferber/support

It's A Lot with Abbie Chatfield
And I'm Saying This As Someone Who Has Masturbated To Johnny Depp

It's A Lot with Abbie Chatfield

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 25:01


Almost EVERYONE has been asking Abbie to voice her opinion about the Johnny Depp/Amber Heard situ. For one, it's not a sports match darl. For two, listen to the episode. It's all in there, queens. If any of the topics discussed is triggering for you, please seek help by visiting Lifeline's website at https://www.lifeline.org.au/ or by calling 13 11 14 Send your Nightmare Fuel via voice note to hello@itsalotpodcast.com LINKS  Listen to Abbie's episode with Tarang Chawla https://bit.ly/3xc5pto Listen Abbie's 'Hot Nights' radio show https://bit.ly/3vDRYDw CREDITS  Host: Abbie Chatfield www.instagram.com/abbiechatfield/ Executive Producer: Lem Zakharia https://www.instagram.com/lemzakharia/ Video Producer: Oscar Gordon https://www.instagram.com/oscargordon/ Managing Producer: Sam Cavanagh Find more great podcasts like this at www.listnr.com/ See www.omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Guys We F****d
THE FIRST TIME YOU MASTURBATED WAS TO "EVERYBODY LOVES RAYMOND?" ft. Rell Battle

Guys We F****d

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 104:30


Hosts Corinne Fisher and Krystyna Hutchinson help a listener figure out if the fact that she cums the hardest from rape porn makes her weird. Today's Guys We Fcked guest is comedian and actor RELL BATTLE. The trio talk about discovering sexuality after a religious upbringing, Vancouver dating app escapades, and calling women out on faking orgasms. Small (just kidding, lol) commentary from Mike Coscarelli.   WATCH THE GWF COMEDY SPECIAL -- “OUR SPECIAL DAY” -- FOR FREE: https://www.youtube.com/guyswefcked   Donate To An Abortion Fund  https://www.thecut.com/article/donate-abortion-fund-roe-v-wade-how-to-help.html   Follow today's guest, Rell Battle, on  IG/Twitter: @Rellbattle   Follow Guys We Fucked on IG/Twitter/TikTok: @guyswefcked   Follow Corinne Fisher on Twitter/IG: @PhilanthropyGal (And follow Corinne's store on IG @PerfectlyCenteredStore) www.corinnefisher.com    Follow Krystyna Hutchinson on Twitter/IG: @KrystynaHutch www.krystynahutchinson.com    Follow Mike Coscarelli on Twitter/IG: @MikeCoscarelli    THIS WEEK'S FEATURED MUSIC: Parisa Song 1- Roots  Song 2- Get Good https://open.spotify.com/artist/4Ajtpr1BgzQJ5x0z8Od6Gs?si=Xg7tCNuaRWW50sEJj1Qqkg See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mama's Comedy Show
#150- Ali Masturbated in a KFC Parking Lot

Mama's Comedy Show

Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 29:40


Cousins Todd and Ali talk about everything from the reason words are dirty and the things a fictional version of Ali did in Todd's new book.

The Mark Thompson Show Podcast
Mark Thompson: San Jose Police Officer Allegedly Masturbated While on Call

The Mark Thompson Show Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 18:01


A San Jose police officer was placed on administrative leave for allegedly masturbating while on a service call. Mark Thompson provides details on the situation - that is not the first issue the San Jose Police Department has faced - during "Law & Disorder". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

KGO 810 Podcast
Mark Thompson: San Jose Police Officer Allegedly Masturbated While on Call

KGO 810 Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 18:01


A San Jose police officer was placed on administrative leave for allegedly masturbating while on a service call. Mark Thompson provides details on the situation - that is not the first issue the San Jose Police Department has faced - during "Law & Disorder". See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Holmberg's Morning Sickness
04-05-22 - Rat Emailers - John Did Caroline Girvan Workout While Watching NCAA Title Game - Guy On SW Air Flight Masturbated Next To Woman 4 Times - He Must've Had A Hog - What If Women Whipped Out Like That

Holmberg's Morning Sickness

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 55:12


Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona
04-05-22 - Rat Emailers - John Did Caroline Girvan Workout While Watching NCAA Title Game - Guy On SW Air Flight Masturbated Next To Woman 4 Times - He Must've Had A Hog - What If Women Whipped Out Like That

Holmberg's Morning Sickness - Arizona

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 5, 2022 58:58


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Cheating Wives and Girlfriend Stories 2022
I Masturbated To My Sister In Law Porn On VR And My Wife Caught Me. Got Divorced And Labeled As Perv

Cheating Wives and Girlfriend Stories 2022

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 28, 2022 14:26


Naturally Unbothered Podcast
Ep 154: Filled A Condom Up With Crystals And Masturbated

Naturally Unbothered Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2022 60:21


On this episode of Naturally Unbothered the Ladies discuss dixx on the big screen and grieving dixx with guest Damon Christian. The cast release some toxic energy and it involves flattening tires, busting windows and beating up bitches. The Phuck or Fact will have your coochie teething. Kink of the week Lithophilia --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/naturally-unbothered/message Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/naturally-unbothered/support

Call Her Holy
Oops... I Did It Again: I Masturbated

Call Her Holy

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 35:10


Because "solo sex" is totally normal and healthy, right? Is masturbation "better" than hooking up with a guy? Is it okay to masturbate if I don't watch porn? In this episode, Laura and Nico tackle all the lies culture tells us about masturbation & share the truth that you may never hear in church on a Sunday. (P.S. You aren't the only girl who has struggled with this.) As always, find us on Instagram @callherholy.

D.O.B
I got high and masturbated

D.O.B

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2022 25:53


This episode Melia mentions the sensitive topic of drugs abuse that occur as an inspiration from the show euphoria. She also talks about at attachment issues that young adult faces, people versus society.

You Can Tell Me Anything
Camirin Farmer: I First Masturbated with a Remote Control Car

You Can Tell Me Anything

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 57:38


In this episode, Teresa talks to comedian Camirin Farmer (host of Bong Hits pod) about their first time experimenting with masturbation... with their brother's remote control car. We get into the hilarious story and discuss their discovery of their pansexuality and Teresa shares her own sexual awakening story from doing leg lifts in France. Follow Camirin on Instagram at @camirinfarmer.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

TALK ABOUT GAY SEX podcast
EP 299 MORE PENIS HEALTH, BUTT CRIME, MASTURBATE TO YOURSELF? THIRST TRAP

TALK ABOUT GAY SEX podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 52:17


On a new TAGS LIVE Host Steve V. and Kodi Maurice Doggette are in the studio together celebrating Hispanic Heritage Month and serving all the hot gay sex topics. Topics include a false Butt Crime, Have you Masturbated to yourself? Plus a new 'Vulnerable Voices' discussing the possible effects of over consuming Instagram. Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/talk-about-gay-sex-tagspodcast/exclusive-contentAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy

Six Unseemly Questions
What Is The Most Public Place You've Masturbated?

Six Unseemly Questions

Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2021 25:37


In this Very Special Bonus Episode, Host Victor Varnado, Sidekick Dave Rosinsky, and Producers Rachel Teichman & Rebecca Trent asked each other questions. Rebecca asked Victor what the most public place he's ever masturbated was. He hasn't really done that, but he responded with what happened one time on an airplane.Produced by: Rachel Teichman & Rebecca Trent@Sixunseemly#6UQ #SixUnseemlyQuestionshttps://www.facebook.com/sixunseemlyhttps://www.instagram.com/sixunseemly/https://twitter.com/SixUnseemly See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

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Audiodrome
67 - Bergman Masturbated A LOT [TRAILER]

Audiodrome

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2021 4:42


We discuss the 1968 film "Hour of the Wolf" and claims that Bergman was a chronic masturbator. For full access subscribe at Patreon.com/Audiodrome

Taboo Topic Tuesday
EP. 2 WE PLAY NEVER HAVE I EVER .... MASTURBATED

Taboo Topic Tuesday

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2020 25:17


Elllooo welcome to EP. 2 of Taboo Topic Tuesday!! It's just little old me today as I answer some never have I ever questions and I react to your guys naughty confessions & have a giggle!! Love you guys ❤️x

LippieVent
Young, fat, and swinging.

LippieVent

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 69:51


Get ya sh$t off: My weekly celibate rant. On my journey: How my curiosity and being a big girl shaped my opinion on sex. My introduction to the swinger lifestyle, dipped in chocolate ****I do not own the copy rights to the music.****. But this song by Kaash Paige Frank Ocean is the shit. Fun facts: Masturbated lately? Backdoor action, and wet dreams turned silent orgasms.

Embrace Fertility
When was the last time you metaphorically masturbated?

Embrace Fertility

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2020 11:28


In today’s episode I ask ‘When did you last do something that was purely to bring you pleasure and joy in this moment?’ No ulterior motive, no ‘I’m doing this because I’m going to increase my chances of getting pregnant’? When was the last time you really did something that was just for you? . I talk about how on my own journey through infertility I got to the point where everything I did was in the pursuit of getting pregnant. I was meditating, doing fertility yoga, acupuncture, I was doing ALL THE THINGS in the hope that this would then reach saturation point and I would become pregnant. . It also meant that any time I did something that was purely to have fun it was tinged with guilt that maybe I should be doing one of the conception enhancing techniques instead. . On previous blogs and podcasts I’ve talked about how if you want to get pregnant and become a mum because you imagine it will make you feel happy, fulfilled and content when it happens then surely allowing yourself to feel those feelings now is just as important. . Stop putting your life on hold. It is possible to not only live your life whilst waiting for your baby but love your life. I know because I did it.

MISS MISUNDERSTOOD
Have you masturbated today?

MISS MISUNDERSTOOD

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2020 9:34


It’s healthy to masturbate! Join me in this rant as we talk about MASTURBATION.

The Love Gurus
Ep 98: "Masturbated on the phone, girlfriend thinks I was cheating” w/ Rachel McCartney & Amy Liszka

The Love Gurus

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2019 82:14


This week's guests, Rachel McCartney & Amy Liszka Wine of the Week: Les Portes De Bordeaux This week's questions include: “My gf thinks I was cheating because I was masturbating on the phone” "Bought my gf NASCAR sheets, will they remind her of her dead husband?" “Ex was with another guy while we were apart” “My boyfriend likes other girls pictures on Instagram” The Love Gurus are Suzanne Lea Shepherd and Jake Vevera are NYC comics who answer dating questions from listeners as well as random questions from yahoo answers. To email a question to the show, send to loveguruspodcast@yahoo.com

SEX COMMUNICATION
Episode 80: [QUICKIE] How I Got Off 10/28 - 11/3/19

SEX COMMUNICATION

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2019 8:03


Masturbated once and only once — no porn, no partner sex, no other anything but rage for the remainder of the week. Why am I so angry? That’s exactly my question, WHY? There are some details relating to my sobriety and the work of recovery; things perhaps difficult for anyone outside of the 12-step space to identify with but affecting all the same. It’s personal inventory time once again and as such a lot of scabbed over and still fresh wounds are poked and prodded and generally painful.Aside from those specifics, rage is human, common, normal… I’m not ashamed but I am uncomfortable. I do my best to breathe through it, to envision the best for those I would rather be cursing out, I take positive actions instead of wallowing in my misery. Still, the rage will leave me when it’s meant to; surely it is serving some purpose though I’ll be damned if I can ever tell while it’s happening.Anyway! Motivation to masturbate the madness away no?***Here’s that orgy article I mentioned; it details my experience told through the lens of sobriety.

The Shift
The first time you masturbated and Friends with benefits with Julie Jay

The Shift

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 22, 2019 65:17


This is a super fun episode with super funny comedian Julie Jay who joined us on our show in Thurles Co. Tipperary. We jump straight into some nostalgia about the early days of masturbating when it was all new and exciting and weird. Who would have thought Jason McAteer's auto biography was better than Judy Bloom We also chat about a listener dilemma about when a friends with benefits situation is no longer working for one of the pair. . See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

Real Talk With Jaz
THE FIRST TIME I MASTURBATED

Real Talk With Jaz

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 20, 2019 8:01


THE FIRST TIME I MASTURBATED For the uncensored content and more visit my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/JazminGuzman Follow me on FameClout: https://www.fameclout.com/channel/3517444089/JazminGuzman My YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/c/JazminGuzman Website: https://www.jazminguzman.com/

The Poetry Magazine Podcast
Eloisa Amezcua reads “I Haven’t Masturbated in Five Days for Fear of Crying”

The Poetry Magazine Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2019 13:20


In this special crossover episode, recorded live at the AWP conference in Portland, VS cohosts Franny Choi and Danez Smith join Lindsay Garbutt in a conversation with Eloisa Amezcua about her poem “I Haven’t Masturbated in Five Days for Fear of Crying,” from the March 2019 issue of Poetry.

Crazy Stories
Crazy Stories Ep2. "Anthony masturbated in class!"

Crazy Stories

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 6, 2019 40:09


Sebastian, Sean, Elias tell a couple of stories about school

Babblement
Babblerithm 9 - Have You Ever Masturbated?

Babblement

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2019 28:44


The Babblerithm provided some very interesting questions this week. You may notice that we seem a little distant (not in a metaphysical sense, literally we sound like we're far away) and that is because we were recording remotely. You'll hardly notice though as the conversation is SO riveting. If it seems like the Babblerithm has a mind of its own in places, it does...we're looking into it! Questions on the docket this week include; What's your favourite movie quote?Do you see us together in another year?Diving (we do understand that this is not a question...we're trying to fix it)If you'd like to contribute a listener question to be featured on future episodes of the Babblerithm, you can get in contact in all the following ways; Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpodFacebook = fb.me/babblmentpod Email = babblementpod@gmail.com. If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something we have lying around in the shed...lucky devils.

Nerdacious Behavior
1. Neal Brennan -you have been masturbated to

Nerdacious Behavior

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2019 87:46


Welcome to the first episode of Nerdacious Behavior! The new podcast where audacious nerds, Santana and Yvette, discuss their pursuit of wellness, mild attempts at dating and other hilarities of adulting. In this episode, Santana spends the first half recommending the documentary What the Health (even though it catalyzed a vegan experiment that is making her feel like death) before segueing into her dream career of eating donated shellfish. In the second half, for the first time ever, Yvette remembers to tell someone about the nightmare she had before being on Eddie Pepitone's podcast last week and her Neal Brennan inspired Aspergers Syndrome. Please like and subscribe and tell us that we're pretty and smart and that you want to give us cool jobs that pay loads of money so we can buy a second microphone. PS this draft was accidentally published when the podcast was put on the back burner because Yvette was in the hospital. We haven’t listened to it but we hear the audio gets better. On a related note, we’re very open to working with a volunteer producer or sound engineer since we’re just talent and can’t actually do most things. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/NerdaciousBehavior/message

Weird AF News
The Florida Man Challenge! Woman masturbated in front of a teen in the way to jail.

Weird AF News

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 22, 2019 15:54


FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man attacked by crazy squirrel gone wild raised by the neighbors. Woman accused of shoplifting, masturbating in front of a teen on the way to prison. The Florida Man Challenge is here! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Stephen & Brad: The Podcast
Monkeys Masturbated At My Wedding.

Stephen & Brad: The Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Jan 15, 2019 65:58


Yep. It happened. Stephen tells all about this incident and we don't stop there. Rib removal, Venom, Nic Cage being a vampire, memes, We Bare All club stories, & looking for the line for the gangbang. It's yet another adventure with Stephen & Brad. Like the show on Facebook Email the show: stephenandbradpodcast@gmail.com Outro Song: She Screams – Performed by: The Casket Creatures

Weird AF News
You masturbated with John Lennon? Author of "How to Murder Your Husband", murders her husband.

Weird AF News

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2018 18:37


Televangelist Pat Robertson casts a magic Jesus Shield spell to stop Hurricane Florence. Author of "How to Murder Your Husband" murders her husband. Paul McCartney says he masturbated with John Lennon back in the day.  Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5v8cxEOrsDAIkXKHkAdaQ/ and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

The Taz Show
McCartney & Lennon masturbated together & it makes sense to The Taz Show.

The Taz Show

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2018 6:27


LISTEN for deails: In his new GQ article Paul McCartney says he and John Lennon once pleasured themselves together with a bunch of John's buddies.  Taz, Jim, and Devon are now looking at the Beatles back catalouge a little differently!

Bunktastic
Bunktastic #74: Graduated Then Masturbated

Bunktastic

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2018 65:07


On this Bunktastic A wasp attacks the studio! Kyle and Jared ramble about Deadpool2, Evil Genius, Kyle's car being backed into, The Zombie Wetmare, and games the have been playing. I just want to congratulate Jared for not only finishing school but doing so well in it. With out him we wouldn't have this podcast and my life would be a lot less bright. I love him to death and couldn't be prouder. Thank you everybody. Enjoy!- Kyle  ॐ    

Bunktastic
Bunktastic #74: Graduated Then Masturbated

Bunktastic

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2018 65:07


On this Bunktastic A wasp attacks the studio! Kyle and Jared ramble about Deadpool2, Evil Genius, Kyle's car being backed into, The Zombie Wetmare, and games the have been playing. I just want to congratulate Jared for not only finishing school but doing so well in it. With out him we wouldn't have this podcast and my life would be a lot less bright. I love him to death and couldn't be prouder. Thank you everybody. Enjoy!- Kyle  ॐ    

From the Pit - The Metal Hardcore Podcast
I Masturbated For A Year With My Thumb in My Ass

From the Pit - The Metal Hardcore Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 3, 2018 96:44


From the Pit is a weekly podcast devoted to all things extreme music – whether it’s up-and-coming bands, killer new releases, future shows and festivals, or musings on the scene itself, hosts Phil, Mike, Sam and Frank will make sure that you hear about them. Also we talk about beer, which is really the most important thing. Featured bands of the week: Unflesh Vicious Embrace Nightmarer Left Cross Ascended Dead Abuse of Power Lionheart and more!

TUTN with Kenny Pick
TUTN 9-12-2017 MasturbaTED

TUTN with Kenny Pick

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 12, 2017 186:49


Well... Ted Cruz was "trending" all over his Twitter last night... Dear lord. This podcasts is loaded with inappropriate double entendres, euphemisms and loads of blue language. Kenny, Raine, Micelle and Miles filth up the show, provide some half way decent news and talk about other stuff... But mostly about Ted Cruz Milking his monkey! PLUS: Madlibs! Adam on Reverse Call-In! Birthday Boehners! Joe & Barb's Anniversary! MORE! Enjoy!

We're All Psychos
28 NSFW! Wendi Starling Masturbated in an Uber While Sober

We're All Psychos

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2017 68:02


Wendi Starling (Glamourpuss) joins FreddyG and Dylan on the podcast for another insanely great episode! It might go down as one of the dirtiest episodes we've had and we LOVED IT. We actually included a bit of the backup recording for a behind-the-scenes look at how we got to the very "explosive" topic at the start of the podcast. Wendi also helps us explore the world of sugar daddies, first-time sexual experiences, and getting very cozy in the back of an Uber. FreddyG admits a very interesting piece of trivia at the end, so stick around! No one would dare sponsor this episode. --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/were-all-psychos-with-dylan-palladino/message

The Armstrong and Getty Show (Bingo)

7 AM - 1 - Trump attacked the media by quoting Thomas Jefferson. 2 - How would past presidents have fared in the 5k?. 3 - The News with Marshall Phillips. 4 - Reporter Steve Kastenbaum on Not My President Day.

The JTrain Podcast
We've All Masturbated To Social Media Posts (@EsterKay)

The JTrain Podcast

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 19, 2016 66:07


Jared is joined by comic Ester Steinberg on this week's Monday episode of The JTrain Podcast to read your emails and answer questions about getting "un-shutdown" by a girl you're in to, dealing with anxiety, picking the right college, thoughts on friending girls from "People You May Know" on Facebook, reevaluating a longterm relationship, and sorting through perspective Formal dates. Plus, Hypotheticals and the new with ManSamp. Check it out, and tune in on Friday! Follow on Twitter: twitter.com/JTrain56 ... twitter.com/EsterKay ... twitter.com/ManSamp ... twitter.com/StandUpNYLabs Subscribe to TFM on iTunes itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/the-t…id672249013?mt=2

Empowered Sla
Fast Reflections 2016 #day1

Empowered Sla

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 1, 2016 17:52


Had Sex, Masturbated, got on a flight to Cambodia for business, felt uneasy then centered again.

Kinky Katie's World
#111 – Butt Plug Prophecy

Kinky Katie's World

Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2016 62:40


Threading Styrofoam balls... Mini Poise tampon like product... Masturbated himself to death... Kinky film festival... Target's new Star Wars dildos...Ferris wheel fuckers... Never go to Maury... Cling film your clam... Only in the pussy in Michigan... Episode of "Squirrel'd Up Katie"... Can't talk with that phat beat in my earhole... Magic 8 ball butt plug... Things you should never do on a first date... Tits Man - International topless day... Fully functional male sex doll.

The Tom Dick And Harry Show

IN THIS EPISODE: Clint informs us all that he has "broken in" his new laptop which prompts Tina to ask "where is the strangest place you've ever masturbated". Do submissive wives make for a better marriage? Former volleyball star Gabrielle Reece says they do in her book " My foot is too big for this glass slipper". In a clip from the Today Show she explains how she and husband Laird Hamilton have managed to stay married. 7 reasons marriages fail - We discuss some of the false expectations couples have today in their pursuit of the "American Dream". In a new study, 9% of Americans say they would have sex with robot and a French study reveals women should go bra-less.

Davin's Den
Davin’s Den Oct 9, 2012

Davin's Den

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2012


Anniversaries, Scammers, Beauty Pageants, Pornhub and breast cancer, sperm cures morning sickness, Masturbated blind, Road Head, Pay to make lesbian straight, Virginity for sale.

Measurection Radio
Measurection Radio #006 - Strangest places you've masturbated...

Measurection Radio

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2005


Where is the strangest place you ever masturbated?