The JTrain Podcast

Jared sits down with comedian, friend, and world-class sh*t talker Jay Jurden, fresh off his new Hulu special “Yes Ma'am.” They get into what a special should really be in 2024, why joke-dense hours matter, and how comics are secretly puzzle nerds fitting together bits from tweets, clips, and crowd moments. Jay explains his philosophy on crowd work, why some comics are basically filming infomercials instead of shows, and what it means to actually respect the people who work all day, then pay to watch you work. Then things get delightfully unhinged as they break down queer sexting etiquette, AI booty, real ass on God's green earth, and why we might need to regulate tech just to protect Miami poolside content. Jared closes with their games “Expand on That” and “Talk Shit or Get Bit,” letting Jay riff on Kim K as a lawyer, shorter days, and Thanksgiving, all while reminding you to go watch “Yes Ma'am” on Hulu !Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JTRAIN and use code JTRAIN and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!

Jared is coming to you from Durham, NC for another gloriously petty Ticked Off Tuesday, and he's got thoughts about “former bank” hotels, mysterious staff-only Wi-Fi, rogue outlets, and the front desk guy who hit him with the dreaded “you look familiar.” Between burps, coffees, and Bonvoy vs. Hilton debates, he breaks down life on the road and why all he wants is a cute, functional room where he doesn't have to move furniture just to charge his laptop. Then it's on to listener complaints: a cursed U-Haul mirror box order that vanishes into the ether, a nightmare flight seated next to the world's greasiest seatmate, and someone finally saying what we're all thinking about pumpkin spice lattes (liquid fall-flavored disappointment). Along the way, Jared dishes on his upcoming tour stops in Fort Lauderdale, Miami, Royal Oak, Columbus, Orlando, San Diego for New Year's, and Philly, and why you need a night of laughs away from your family this holiday season. Hit play, submit your own grievances, and remember, if you're annoyed, you're in the right place.Support the show and get $10 off your 1 st month of Nutrafol. Head to https://www.nutrafol.com and use code FEATHER Support the show and get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code JTRAIN at https://www.hero.co

On this Mailbag Monday, Jared dives into three big listener dilemmas about dating, friendship, and finding a fresh start. He unpacks what to do when a vacation match still lingers in your mind and you're tempted to reach out again. Then, he talks about the pressure of supporting friends through massive life changes when your emotional tank feels empty. And finally, he offers thoughtful advice to a listener who wonders whether moving to Florida after ending an engagement might be the reset she truly needs? Support the show and get $10 off your 1 st month of Nutrafol. Head to https://www.nutrafol.com and use code FEATHER Support the show and get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code JTRAIN at https://www.hero.co

It's Mel's FINAL rose! Jared breaks down The Golden Bachelor finale and the debate around age in dating. He dives into how public comments about dating preferences can shape how people see you. Who goes home with the final rose?!

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This week on the JTrain Podcast, Jared is joined by comedian and OKP Alison Leiby for a true Chit Chat Wednesday. They break down the emotional spiral of daylight savings, why we've all become human sundials, and the eternal battle between “bowl culture” and nachos done right. Plus, the two pitch their newest business idea: personality consulting for office life. Cozy vibes, big opinions, and one extremely detailed nacho recipe.Support the show & get 15% off your Bioma order with the code JTRAIN at https://gobioma.com/jtrain Support the show and get 30% off your first Cornbread Hemp order. Use code JTRAIN at https://www.cornbreadhemp.com/JTRAIN

In this Ticked Off Tuesday episode, Jared dives into a lineup of listener rants that perfectly capture modern-day frustration. From a “luxury” Nashville hotel with zero water pressure to airlines charging extra for less travel, no gripe goes unchecked. He also tackles the mystery of microscopic Instagram fonts, the smug full-size candy bar crowd, and a wedding photographer who showed up unprepared and empty-handed. It's a cathartic mix of comedy, chaos, and classic JTrain outrage!Eat smart @ http://factormeals.com/jtrain50off & use code Jtrain50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year!Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Casion app and using code FEATHER. New customers can get 500 spins on Cash Eruprotin when you play 5 bucks

In this Mailbag Monday episode, Jared tackles a lineup of hilariously relatable dilemmas. He helps one listener find a polite way to say no to a second drink without sounding rude, breaks down the delicate art of telling a friend their spouse smells, and gives casting advice to a die-hard Survivor hopeful who's gone all out to get noticed. From dating strategy to social etiquette to reality TV dreams, Jared dishes out his signature mix of humor and honesty. It's an episode full of cringe, charm, and classic JTrain wisdom!Eat smart @ http://factormeals.com/jtrain50off & use code Jtrain50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 year!Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Casion app and using code FEATHER. New customers can get 500 spins on Cash Eruprotin when you play 5 bucks

Jared Freid recaps the first half of the Golden Bachelor fantasy suites, where Mel's emotional brick wall becomes the centerpiece of the episode. Cindy pushes for real answers while Peggy laughs through the awkward moments, leaving the audience divided on what Mel is actually feeling. Jared breaks down why so many viewers are frustrated watching a man struggle to communicate even the simplest emotion. It is an honest look at love, expectations, and how hard it can be when someone refuses to say what they mean!

This week's Pop Culture Thursday breaks down Heidi Klum's latest Halloween costume and why her parties still rule Hollywood! We discuss Jennifer Aniston's rumored new boyfriend and how the media is covering it. Then we dive into Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds, Justin Baldoni, and how public perception shapes a celebrity's reputation. It's a fun one, let us know your favorite headline this week!Go see Jared live!

Jared is joined by Lauren O'Brien from Love is Blind to talk about life and love after reality TV. They dive into how social media shapes public perception, the friendships formed on set, and what dating looks like once the cameras are off. Lauren opens up about the psychology behind being watched, staying grounded in Minneapolis, and how fame changes the way people approach relationships. It's a real, funny, and thoughtful look at dating in a world where everyone's watching!Support the show and get $10 off your 1 st month of Nutrafol. Head to https://www.nutrafol.com and use code FEATHER

Ticked Off Tuesday from Delray Beach: Jared opens the vent line and tag-teams listener gripes with his own, from meddling “helpful” meals to tipping tech that's stuck in the Stone Age. One listener's story about a mom who got jealous of a client's kind gesture spirals into Jared's takedown of unwanted casseroles, reheated fish, and “help” that's really control in disguise. He riffs on turkey bacon treachery, sidewalk slo-mos, light-switch mazes, Amex “offers,” and the weird pressure to prove friendship with likes. Plus, tour updates and plenty of laugh-out-loud commiseration without turning your brain into homework.Support the show and get $10 off your 1 st month of Nutrafol. Head to https://www.nutrafol.com and use code FEATHER

It's a Mailbag Monday from Delray Beach! Jared digs into three listener dilemmas. First, a 30-year-old ended it with a guy showing jealous tells, moody about male friends and asking for her body count. Jared backs the breakup and reframes past partners as mature context, not a scorecard, urging thoughtful, respectful conversation about history rather than hot-take labels. Next, a maid of honor's cash-stuffed wedding card vanished; he says stop treating brides like royalty. Finally, a 28-year-old moving to the Twin Cities wants friends and maybe romance. Along the way, he shares DC theater gratitude, backstage YouTube plans, and a reminder that everyone judges what matters is how you tell your story and whether you're confident in it.Support the show and get $10 off your 1 st month of Nutrafol. Head to https://www.nutrafol.com and use code FEATHER

Jared's back with a full Rose Rehash of The Golden Bachelor: Women Tell All, and this time, he was there in person. From his behind-the-scenes experience at the taping to his on-air jokes that made (and maybe shocked) the crowd, Jared gives the inside scoop on what really went down in the Dome of the Undateables. He breaks down the biggest moments between Debbie, Cheryl, and Nicole, and what this episode revealed about Mel and the season's emotional gaps. Plus, find out which contestant Jared thinks quietly made her case to be the next Golden Bachelorette!Support this BachelorScream by going to get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code JTRAIN at https://www.hero.co

Justin Trudeau's admiration for Katy Perry sparks a conversation about how celebrities handle public compliments and authenticity in their relationships. Jared dives into the fine line between genuine praise and looking like a “simp,” with nods to couples like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, or Meghan and Harry, who constantly face media scrutiny. From political figures to pop stars, this episode unpacks how fame magnifies every word and gesture in love. It's a funny, thoughtful take on public perception, sincerity, and the art of saying something nice without losing your edge.The best way to cook just got better. Go to http://hellofresh.com/JTRAIN10FM to get 10 free meals + a free item for life. One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan.

Chit Chat Wednesday brings on Daniel Koh, a friend and policy pro running for Congress in MA-6, to cut through DC fog with plain talk about how the House works, why algorithms reward outrage, and how good government looks from the White House down to a town liquor license. He argues results beat rhetoric, explaining how barriers kick people off Medicaid, why neighbors and clergy helped Boston cut homicides, and how DC's status games and two-minute TV hits make politicians worse at actual service. Jared pushes on slogans, civility, and the comedy-politics attention trap, while Daniel defends debating with facts instead of haymakers and says local responsiveness should follow you to Congress. They field a dating question about “moderates,” urging specifics over labels and partnership values that show up in real life. Then it's King of the World: make trains reliably on time and fix those bathroom doors, explore heated roads and smarter lights, structure debates around substance, and upgrade broadband while keeping kids' smartphones out of school. They wrap with fundraising reality, a promise to communicate like humans, and an open invite for Massachusetts listeners to get involved.The best way to cook just got better. Go to http://hellofresh.com/JTRAIN10FM to get 10 free meals + a free item for life. One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan.

Ticked Off Tuesday finds Jared raspy-voiced in Richmond after a blur of flights, posting up in a mall and relishing his wander-and-cookie ritual, then venting about middle seat life as a Delta Diamond and wishing for a literal sheriff badge to flash at clueless travelers. He rails against a candy shop that smelled like someone reheated lasagna instead of magic and whimsy, and a hotel check-in where two desk clerks gave him robot silence after his attempt at small talk when he'd finally removed his headphones to be human. Listener complaints include a coworker policing water bottles and microplastics like a morality cop, the nightmare of getting to LaGuardia on public transit, and a neighbor who tattles to the HOA instead of speaking directly about dogs running on a golf course. The kicker is a Chipotle decorated with fake construction tape that looked fully closed, sending a listener on an emotional roller coaster after a brutal day working with cancer patients.Support the show and get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code JTRAIN at https://www.hero.co Support the show and get 30% off your first Cornbread Hemp order. Use code JTRAIN at https://www.cornbreadhemp.com/JTRAIN

In this Mailbag Monday, Jared is in Richmond, living his best suburban comic life! A listener with a crush in her tight-knit Spanish class worries about ruining the group vibe, and Jared tells her to skip the overthinking and text with confidence. Another listener hears from the guy who once wouldn't commit, now cheating on his girlfriend with her, and Jared explains that it's about comfort, not connection. Finally, a couple debating a $5K destination wedding in Mexico with a toddler gets Jared's advice to either decline gracefully or treat it like a sitcom-style vacation and just enjoy it.Support the show and get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code JTRAIN at https://www.hero.co Support the show and get 30% off your first Cornbread Hemp order. Use code JTRAIN at https://www.cornbreadhemp.com/JTRAIN

In this episode of The Rose Rehash, Jared Freid breaks down the Golden Bachelor hometowns with his signature mix of insight and sarcasm. From Peg's polished charm to Debbie's emotional backstory and Cindy's push for vulnerability, Jared dives into how each family dynamic exposes Mel's emotional walls. He points out the unintentional comedy and tension that come with hometown visits, especially when the families seem more ready for love than Mel himself. As always, Jared wraps it up with hilarious reflections on relationships, connection, and the art of giving nothing on national TV!

In this Pop Culture Thursday episode, Jared breaks down the week's biggest celebrity headlines with his signature comedic flair. From Joe Jonas's post-divorce dating life to Keith Urban's marriage updates and new music, Jared brings sharp insight and humor to every story. He dives into Britney Spears's ongoing family drama, Mick Jagger's age-gap relationship, and Brandy's sudden concert exit before wrapping with Sabrina Carpenter's bold SNL monologue. It's a laugh-out-loud mix of pop culture, relationships, and entertainment that only Jared can deliver.Support the show & get 15% off your Bioma order with the code JTRAIN at https://gobioma.com/jtrain

Jared is joined by comedian Michelle Wolf for a hilarious and insightful talk about comedy, motherhood, and the chaos of social media. They unpack how algorithms shape what comics share online, the unfair scrutiny moms face, and the weird realities of performing for corporate crowds. Michelle also opens up about her Netflix special The Well, sharing how authenticity and storytelling drive her stand-up. From hotel gig horror stories to a game of “What's the Bit?!,” this episode dives deep into the humor and honesty behind life on and off stage! Check out her new special here

It's another round of Ticked Off Tuesday, where Jared gives voice to listeners' funniest and most relatable complaints! From a broken-AC Uber ride and robotic job interviews to greedy holiday guests and fake “in-office productivity,” nothing is off limits. Jared unpacks each gripe with his signature mix of logic and laughter, proving that every annoyance has a point. Tune in for cathartic rants, sharp takes, and the ultimate validation that yes, you're right to be ticked off!! Also check out the article Jared's featured in here!

This Mailbag Monday, Jared tackles listener questions about friendship expectations, dating after divorce, and communication gaps in new relationships. He breaks down how to handle a partner who pulls away, a great guy who goes silent between dates, and a friend who skipped your wedding gift. Jared explores what these situations reveal about emotional availability, boundaries, and self-respect. Tune in for practical, funny, and heartfelt advice on navigating the messy realities of modern relationships!Support the show and get 30% off your first Cornbread Hemp order. Use code JTRAIN at https://www.cornbreadhemp.com/JTRAIN Support the show by downloading the DraftKings Casino app and using code FEATHER. New customers can get 500 spins on Cash Eruprotin when you play 5 bucks

In this week's Rose Rehash, Jared breaks down episode four of The Golden Bachelor, and calls it a perfect one! From group dates gone spiritual with Shaman Danny to Cindy's heartfelt one-on-one, he covers every golden moment. Jared dives into the drama, the laughter, and the real stakes of finding love later in life. Plus, he gives his take on Nicole's exit and why Debbie might just be the most relatable contestant yet. Check out full Bachelor Scream on YouTube!

Jared dives into the latest pop culture and celebrity gossip, from Justin Theroux vs. Justin Trudeau mix-ups to Katy Perry's rumored romance with Trudeau. He breaks down Kylie Jenner's out-of-touch promo, Wendy Williams' surprising financial struggles, and Al Pacino's regrets about Diane Keaton. Jared also weighs in on Meghan Markle's unexpected Paris Fashion Week appearance and the media narratives surrounding it. Packed with humor and insider commentary, this episode is your guide to the wildest celebrity news and pop culture moments.Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JTRAIN and use code JTRAIN and get $50 in lineups when you play

Jared hangs with comedian & impersonator Anna Roisman! They revisit You've Got Mail and the wild-west AOL days. Anna admits early “catfishing” was her first taste of impressions. Deep dive: Anna's Hilaria Baldwin saga viral parody, mass reports, a brief détente for a joint video via Hilaria's team, and the unforgettable line Anna heard in person, “I am a trained ballroom dancer…Dancing with the Stars would be unfair,” followed by the quick DWTS exit. They gush over Anna's Kris Jenner (the laugh is the tell), talk meeting “Steve” from Sex and the City (sweet, thriving on Chicago procedurals), and how seeing childhood TV stars doing regular jobs messes with fans' nostalgia. Bethenny Frankel gets love for her relentless TikTok grind (and chaos), plus a plug for Jared's DC show where Anna's opening!Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JTRAIN and use code JTRAIN and get $50 in lineups when you play

Jared kicks off with meta-complaints about internet scolds who ruin harmless parent stories by commenting “they'll be dead one day,” then pivots to three personal gripes: Penn State football being stuck in mediocrity under James Franklin (great recruiter, stagnant offense, scary to make a change), how brutal it is to admit you're a comedian in public (the “tell us a joke/are you funny?” gauntlet), and why argument doesn't equal evil if you can keep it playful like he does with his parents. Listener submissions follow: a mother-in-law's overpowering 40-year signature perfume that lingers on everything (Jared's take: you probably have to eat it, or pull a sitcom-style “third-party cougher” intervention), a plane neighbor's bare toes on the armrest (firm “excuse me” is enough), anti–ChatGPT snobbery (it's fear and performative purity; tools are fine in moderation), and a restaurant employee plopping down a foot away to watch phone videos out loud (personal-space crime, use headphones or move). Closes by reminding listeners to send their own complaints for future Tuesdays.Support the show and get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code JTRAIN at https://www.hero.co

Mailbag Monday is back and Jared tackles three big listener dilemmas: a boyfriend who calls Ozempic “the lazy way out” and what real support should look like, whether you should bother driving an hour to return an ex's clothes or set a pickup window and move on, and the difference between a workplace dopamine crush and a stale five-year relationship that needs an honest timeline. Along the way, he talks about good noise, why “hope isn't a plan,” and how to set clear boundaries that protect your peace!Support the show and get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code JTRAIN at https://www.hero.co

Jared breaks down The Golden Bachelor Episode 3, where carnival chaos meets reality TV drama. From Peg's authenticity to Mel Schreiber's big personality, Jared dives into the relationships taking shape and the influencer culture brewing behind the scenes. He recaps the group date photo shoot, the awkward lemon bars moment, and the emotional eliminations that follow. Tune in for sharp insights, laughs, and Jared's takes!

It's Pop Culture Thursday, which means Jared dives into Page Six and lets the riffs fly. He breaks down the “snub or not” moment between Charlize Theron and Johnny Depp at Paris Fashion Week, then pitches the rom-com we all deserve: Lana Del Rey and her alligator wrangler husband taking on haute couture. Jared questions why Travis Kelce gets boyfriend bonus points for spending his birthday at Taylor's movie premiere and contrasts the vibes and fans of Taylor Swift versus Charli XCX amid that “actually romantic” dust-up. He talks about Amy Schumer's very public Mounjaro journey and how the internet bullies celebrities into over-explaining. Finally, he weighs in on the “very real” PDA tour of Sydney Sweeney and Scooter Braun and why people seem weirdly suspicious of her every move!Get $10 off your first month's subscription of Nutrafol & free shipping with promo code FEATHER at https://www.nutrafol.com

We're joined this week by money expert Ashley Feinstein Gerstley, also known as The Fiscal Femme, to make finance feel more human and a little fun. Ashley introduces her concept of “money parties,” judgment-free check-ins that help couples replace surprise arguments with calm, productive talks about spending and saving. They break down common relationship flashpoints like convenience splurges, shared expenses, and what actually counts as a red flag in money talk, such as control or avoidance. Listener questions cover everything from vacation budgets to bachelorette trips gone sideways. Check out Ashley's two books, The 30-Day Money Cleanse and Financial Adulting!Get $10 off your first month's subscription of Nutrafol & free shipping with promo code FEATHER at https://www.nutrafol.com

Jared checks in from Los Angeles for another Ticked Off Tuesday, ready to turn everyday annoyances into comedy gold. First up is the chaos of calling his parents, where a simple “hello” takes a full minute, and his mom somehow “merges” calls she can't even answer properly. Then it's on to breakfast at a very L.A. café, where Jared resists two heavenly slices of baguette and butter and declares that bread should be opt-in, not automatic sabotage. Listener complaints follow, including a massage that skipped the back entirely, Target mobile orders with no straws, kids splashing in the adults-only jacuzzi, and a neighbor who won't stop “helping” with parallel parking. Whether it's phones, food, or unsolicited advice, Jared finds the funny in frustration and makes you feel a little less alone in your own petty grievances!New Factor customers get 50% off your first box, plus free breakfast for 1 year. Use code JTRAIN50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/JTRAIN50OFF

Jared checks in from Los Angeles for Mailbag Monday, hiccup and all, and dives into two juicy advice emails. First up, a 33-year-old New Yorker ditched Pilates for a regular gym to meet men, and Jared gently argues for joy over geography: build community where you actually like being, then let that tribe expand your dating world. He still tosses a couple of easy openers for gym-floor small talk, but the real play is Pilates night out and friend-of-a-friend intros. Next, a 25-year-old worries her boyfriend fails “dad 101” because he won't scoot over in bed and forgets the dog's water bowl, and Jared reframes it as pre-engagement nerves and a negotiation problem, not a morality play. Use “I” statements, trade lists, and aim for partnership instead of courtroom wins. If you've got dating drama, family friction, or friendship static, send it in and let Jared give it the thoughtful once-over!New Factor customers get 50% off your first box, plus free breakfast for 1 year. Use code JTRAIN50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/JTRAIN50OFF

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This week on Pop Culture Thursday, Jared unpacks Keith Urban and Nicole Kidman's marriage, a fashion face-off between Lauren Sanchez and Sydney Sweeney, and Barron Trump's surprising date. Jared also covers Lionel Richie's book talk flop, Taylor Swift's viral wedding speech, Selena Gomez's understated nuptials, and Jay Cutler's DUI. From relationships to fashion to messy headlines, this episode proves that pop culture is always entertainment at its finest!Support the show and get 10% off your Hero Bread order with code JTRAIN at https://www.hero.co Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com to get 50% off sitewide, plus an extra 20% off select favorites and more limited-time deals during their Early Black Friday Sale. And use Promo Code JTRAIN at checkout for an extra $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply. See site for details. A big thanks to our advertiser, Omaha Steaks!

Jared Freid sits down with Rory Uphold, author of A Final Girl's Guide to the Horrors of Dating. They dive into the challenges of modern dating, from awkward app encounters to the importance of accountability and self-worth in relationships. Rory explains how the “final girl” of horror films mirrors the resilience needed in today's dating culture, sharing personal stories along the way. The conversation highlights why in-person connections, honesty, and personal growth are key to navigating the dating world. Go buy Rory's book and remember, JTRAIN15 at checkout for a discount

On this Ticked Off Tuesday episode, Jared takes on listener complaints that everyone can relate to. From the chaos of group trip planning to the endless debate over tipping, no frustration is too small to unpack. Jared also tackles the stigma around e-bikes and the lack of common courtesy in the workplace when it comes to staying healthy. To settle the tipping debate once and for all, he calls up his friend Keith, a bartender with insider knowledge. Be sure to listen to the end to hear Keith's ruling on tipping! Support the show and get 10 free HelloFresh meals, plus a free item for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/JTRAIN10FM

It's Mailbag Monday! And Jared dives into a work-themed episode with listener questions that blur the lines between business and personal boundaries. From a coworker crush that could complicate a promotion, to flirty banter that wasn't so friendly, to the awkward pressure of inviting your boss to a wedding, no dilemma is off-limits. Jared breaks down how to handle workplace relationships, tricky guest lists, and the risks of mixing romance with your career!Support the show and get 10 free HelloFresh meals, plus a free item for life at https://www.hellofresh.com/JTRAIN10FM

In this Pop Culture Thursday episode, Jared covers the latest headlines with his signature humor. He talks about Robert Irwin joining Dancing with the Stars, Kim Kardashian's confidence after her divorce, and Whitney Wolf Herd's story about dating apps. The conversation also includes Jennifer Aniston's take on cheat meals and the role of probiotics in gut health. Jared mixes in personal stories and sharp insights, making pop culture both funny and relatable!Support the show and get 15% off your Bioma order with the code JTRAIN at https://gobioma.com/jtrain

On this episode of the JTrain Podcast, Jared Freid welcomes comedian and writer Taylor Kay Phillips to talk about her new book, A Guide to Midwestern Conversation. They dive into the unique humor and communication styles of Midwestern culture, from “Midwestern nice” euphemisms to the importance of casseroles. Taylor shares insights on the writing and ghostwriting process, highlighting the role of collaboration, vulnerability, and personal stories in crafting a book with Jared. The episode also features a fun quiz on Midwestern phrases and games that celebrate the quirks of Midwest life!Support the show and get 15% off your Bioma order with the codeJTRAIN at https://gobioma.com/jtrain

Jared checks in from Kansas City for Ticked Off Tuesday! He kicks off with a classic traveler's nightmare: thinking your phone's been charging all night, only to wake up to 3 percent. He suggests a new PTO policy that should cover “unplugged Mondays.” The Kansas City BBQ debate rages as everyone says you went to the wrong spot, stale late-show movie popcorn deserves jail, and he nominates Cleveland to rebrand as the Wild Things because Guardians has all the pizzazz of a bridge statue. Tech gripes abound, too, including a microwave clock that loses two minutes a month, and he asks Samsung to blink twice if it needs help. Rounding it out, Jared rails against checkout line hoverers who pile items onto your conveyor and tee box interlopers who park carts in your backswing. Got a grievance of your own? Send it in and harmonize with the maestro of mild outrage.Support the show and get 20% off your first Vuori purchase & free shipping on U.S. orders over $75. Head to https://www.vuori.com/JTRAIN

Jared kicks off a classic three-email Mailbag Monday from the road before diving into the good stuff. First up: a listener nine months into a serious relationship asks how to handle two persistent guy texters (one old flame, one married coworker); Jared recommends a graceful “text breakup” to clear space for the new relationship. Then he dismantles the TikTok mantra “date them till you hate them,” arguing that ignoring $5 problems only turns them into $1,000 blowups have the small talks early. Next, an in-law dining dilemma: a mother-in-law who always asks to move tables; his move is tactical detachment, go “wash your hands,” don't sit until the seating czar approves, and stop treating preferences like moral crimes. He also shares updates on the Table for One tour, a finished special, a finished book, and the daily 20-minute minimum promise. Quick, candid, and just the right amount of chaotic.Support the show and get 20% off your first Vuori purchase & free shipping on U.S. orders over $75. Head to https://www.vuori.com/JTRAIN

In this episode of the JTrain Podcast, Jared dives into the latest in pop culture, reality TV, and celebrity news. From Paige DeSorbo leaving Summerhouse for bigger opportunities to John Cryer's salary compared to Charlie Sheen's, Jared breaks down the business side of fame. He also covers Pete Davidson's admiration for Machine Gun Kelly, Bobby Bones' controversial Dancing with the Stars win, and Colin Farrell's live TV slip. Plus, there's buzz around Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco's rumored wedding and Nick Cannon's raw comments on fatherhood. Tune in for sharp takes, unexpected insights, and plenty of laughs along the way.Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JTRAIN and use code JTRAIN to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup.

Matthew Brousard is on the podcast this week! What started as a delta lounge complaint, got him an invite to an impromptu recording of a Chit Chat Wednesday! They kick things off by debating the Delta Sky Club water spout sign, which sparks a full spiral into germs, paper cups, and Jared's nostalgia for the big Aquafina bottles. Matthew also opens up about his early stand-up insecurities, comparing himself to comics with “weird” material while he stuck to dating stories, and how success with mainstream crowds eventually proved his lane had value. From there, the conversation winds through money, bragging, and career strategy, before shifting to Matthew's wordplay obsession. Jared even puts him to the test with a live pun challenge, making for a segment that feels part game show and part Chappelle-style punchline reveal. It is an episode full of laughs, insecurities turned lessons, and a reminder that even the silliest complaints or the corniest puns can spark the best conversations.Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JTRAIN and use code JTRAIN to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup.

On this week's fiery Ticked Off Tuesday, Jared kicks things off with complaints about self-righteous bicyclists and a gym class clown who won't stop flirting. Then it's on to listener gripes, including a nightmare Ibiza trip with penny-pinching friends, the curse of well-meaning in-laws who gift the wrong coffee maker, and locker rooms so hot you need another shower after your shower. Jared riffs on it all with his signature mix of laughs and honesty. If you've ever been annoyed by receipts, relatives, or paper bags with no handles, this episode is for you!Support the show and get $10 off your first month's subscription of Nutrafol, plus free shipping with promo code FEATHER at https://www.nutrafol.comSupport the show and get 10% off your Hero Bread order. Use the code JTRAIN at https://www.hero.co

This week on the JTrain Podcast, Jared kicks off another legendary Mailbag Monday from sunny Delray Beach! We hear from a 26-year-old crushing on her much older coworker and another email from a long-distance romance that got shady thanks to a poolside sunglass reflection. Along the way, Jared riffs on awkward charity gigs, why “support” feels like a weird word, and the grand circle jerk of podcast promo codes. As always, it is candid, relatable, and laugh-out-loud funny!Support the show and get $10 off your first month's subscription of Nutrafol, plus free shipping with promo code FEATHER at https://www.nutrafol.comSupport the show and get 10% off your Hero Bread order. Use the code JTRAIN at https://www.hero.co

This week on the JTrain Podcast, Jared is caffeinated, crammed into a tiny NYC hotel room, and ready to riff through Page Six headlines! From debating Instagram followers who mysteriously expect him to knock on their door, to declaring himself the “anti-death scroll” podcaster, he's in rare form. He breaks down the shocker that Secret Lives of Mormon Wives star Taylor Frankie Paul will be the next Bachelorette, calling it a Cinderella-with-spice money move. Along the way, Jared dishes on Kendall Jenner swapping runways for home design, royal butlers oversharing, and Selena Gomez clapping back at body shamers. Throw in some sponsors, Omaha steaks, and his travel plans, and you've got yourself another Pop Culture Thursday classic.Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com to get 50% off sitewide during their Red-Hot Sale Event. And use Promo Code JTRAIN at checkout for an extra $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply. See site for details. A big thanks to our advertiser, Omaha Steaks!Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JTRAIN and use code JTRAIN to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup.

It's Chit Chat Wednesday on the JTrain podcast, and Jared welcomes back resident gambling sage “Ramblin' Gamblin' Thunder Dan” for their annual futures-fest from Delray Beach. They roast Week 1 overreactions, nerd out on lines versus “the public,” and circle a spicy Saints-Cardinals spread that has Jared dreaming of home-dog glory. Thunder Dan dishes season-long takes, including Bills buzz, Chiefs skepticism, and Ravens versus Steelers drama while explaining how he balances dad life with a fall full of football (hint: shared apps, not solo dinners). The boys also swap friend-group Sunday strategies, from bar crawls to a literal TV party boat, and play a delightful “Who You Got?” for game-day personalities you love to loathe. Locks, long shots such as Lamar rushing over or KC to miss the playoffs, and a sprinkle of Jordan Love MVP delusion round out a breezy, belly-laugh episode you can bet on.Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com to get 50% off sitewide during their Red-Hot Sale Event. And use Promo Code JTRAIN at checkout for an extra $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply. See site for details. A big thanks to our advertiser, Omaha Steaks!Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JTRAIN and use code JTRAIN to get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup.

Jared kicks off from Delray Beach with a special Ticked Off Tuesday that doubles as a free sample of his Coffee with JTrain episodes, complete with a wild, full-circle saga about buying a car. The episode blends personal storytelling with the usual mix of listener gripes and sponsor breaks. This week's complaints cover engagement gifts that trigger endless thank-you notes and guest-list pressure, a 45-minute Staples print fiasco, the pain of saving a solo seat with no one to guard your stuff, and wedding DJs blasting breakup bops like “Mr. Brightside.” It's classic JTrain, agreeing with your complaint, making you feel seen, and laughing through the chaos!Support the show and get 25% off your first Tommy John order at https://www.tommyjohn.com/FEATHERSupport the show & get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free breakfast for a year with the code JTRAIN50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/JTRAIN50OFF

Jared is coming to you live from Delray Beach for Mailbag Monday! He sets the vibe with tour shoutouts for Winnipeg and Kansas City, plus a push to catch the weekly stand-up on YouTube. He teases a chaotic car buying saga for later this week, then jumps into emails with coffee in hand and peak football season feelings. First up, a listener drowning in her in-laws' family group chat wants a graceful exit without starting a war. Then a 35-year-old asks why Hinge matches are suddenly leading with friends with benefits and whether it is a trend or her profile. Finally, a marriage on shaky trust after an emotional affair spirals over a mysterious laptop photo and what real repair should look like.Support the show and get 25% off your first Tommy John order at https://www.tommyjohn.com/FEATHERSupport the show & get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free breakfast for a year with the code JTRAIN50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/JTRAIN50OFF

Get ready to riff with Jared on another Pop Culture Thursday direct from Delray Beach! Fueled by coffee and headlines, JTrain dives into the week's juiciest Page Six stories, whether it's Taylor Swift engagement gossip, Dancing with the Stars casting chaos, or the Kardashian parenting police. Expect tangents, playful cynicism, and a few “just ooze, baby” moments along the way. Jared also drops tour updates (Winnipeg, Tampa, and beyond!), plugs his Patreon diary, and of course, dishes on why Jennifer Aniston's “optimism” isn't really skincare. It's your weekly brain-melt of laughs, hot takes, and headlines that sound way spicier than the actual news.Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/JTRAIN and use code JTRAIN and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!