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Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.

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    Florida pastor gets frisky on a Starbucks patio. Floridaman set his boss's future home on fire.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2022 20:41

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman set boss future home on fire because spirits told him to. Floridaman poses as Disney employee to steal R2D2 and make a point. Florida pastor engaged in a sex act at Starbucks. Florida outlaws loud music in your vehicle. Floridaman arrested for damaging a car to see if windows were bulletproof. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Annual Pickle Juice Drinking contest. Mystery rocket crashed on the moon and no one is claiming it.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 30, 2022 16:16

    Register the for annual Pickle Juice Drinking Contest in Pittsburgh. Canadian soft rock radio station played Rage Against the Machine all day on a loop. Mystery rocket crashed into the Moon and no one is claiming responsibility. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Lady tries to smuggle 2 porcupines in her luggage. Bomb threat at the Explosion Museum.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 16:46

    Woman caught with 2 porcupines and other exotic animals in her luggage. Police warn public to stay away from the Explosion Museum because it may explode. People are getting explosive gastroenteritis at the Grand Canyon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Uber has grandpa's ashes and your lost pet turtle. Court grants man's wish to die by firing squad.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 28, 2022 22:03

    Uber has a lost and found report that is long and weird. World's largest bacteria found in a swamp. Supreme Court grants prisoner wish to be executed by firing squad. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Fairies give the gift that ruins your life. Urine powered vehicles are making a splash.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 27, 2022 14:33

    Flying hotel that never lands powered by nuclear fusion. Pee-powered vehicles are making a splash. Woman accepts a gift from fairies and it ruined her life. /Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Naked Florida woman lights things on fire "to celebrate". Man stole police car to solve crimes.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2022 20:07

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman gets cut off at Beauty and the Beast Bar. Floridaman stole police car and then answered calls. Kidnapped Floridaman saved by his own bad driving. Floridaman found a dead body while looking for his chicken. Naked Florida woman set bushes on fire as a celebration. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Amazon's Alexa will mimic your dead relative's voice. Mastercard launches its first music album.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 23, 2022 17:00

    Amazon's Alexa will soon be able to mimic your dead relative's voice. Mastercard launches its first ever music album. Japanese city contractor got drunk and lost the hard drive with personal info of all citizens in the city. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Mites that have sex on your face may go extinct. Largest floating restaurant in the world has sunk.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 15:13

    Tiny mites that have sex on our faces could go extinct. The Jumbo Floating Restaurant sinks after leaving Hong Kong. Passengers asked not to flick their hair on Thailand's Sky Train. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    No more urine in the elevator! Man drank 30 Pepsi's each day for 20 years.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 21, 2022 20:19

    Man spent $8k per year on Pepsi for two decades. Japan makes online insults punishable by jail time. Boston transit is tired of the elevator urine. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Man refused his pregnancy status, denied blood donation. Canadians summoned to jury while shopping.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 20, 2022 20:17

    50 Canadians were summoned to instant Jury Duty while shopping at the mall. Walking on hot coals is the new company bonding event gone wrong. Man denied his blood donation for refusing to answer his pregnancy status. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Floridaman punches ATM for giving him too much cash. Florida carjacks a street sweeper.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2022 25:25

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman punches ATM machine for giving him too much cash. Floridaman carjacks a street sweeper. Florida mango heist of 2022. Gun and drugs found inside Florida woman. Floridaman stabs roommate over Toaster Strudel. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Sriracha sauce shortage is here! Annual Man vs. Horse Race won by a man.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 16, 2022 17:18

    Man vs Horse race won by a mortal man. Sriracha sauce shortage on the way. Los Angeles has a secret illegal crosswalk painting organization. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Take Love Drugs and save your marriage! Hot air balloon crashes into a train.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 18:49

    Cheese rolling race in UK is notoriously dangerous. Love drugs will soon save your failing marriage. Hot air balloon crashed into a train. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Sexy trash cans talk dirty in Sweden. Google engineer suspended after saying the AI is sentient.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 14, 2022 22:49

    Sexy trash cans talk dirty in Sweden. Tennessee sheriff warns citizens not to pick up dollar bills. Google engineer is suspended after saying the AI is sentient. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Elephant killed lady then attacked her body at funeral. Get paid to live with 100 cockroaches.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 13, 2022 15:37

    Pest company will pay you $2,000 to release 100 cockroaches inside your home. Elephant trampled lady to death in India and then attacked her a second time at her funeral. Two workers fell into a vat of chocolate at the M&M's factory in Pennsylvania. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Floridaman bitten by gator he thought was a dog. Floridaman explodes at a party and no one knows why

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2022 18:23

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman bitten by a gator he thought was a dog. Floridaman "Monkey Whisperer" busted for trafficking illegal monkeys. Florida woman bitten by jellyfish while breaking world swim record. Floridaman explodes and nobody knows why. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Fake pee is illegal here. STD in a car leads to woman being paid $5million from GEICO insurance.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 9, 2022 25:14

    Man praised for taking his sick friend's virginity. GEICO pays woman $5million for getting an STD in her ex boyfriend's car. Michigan is making fake urine illegal. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Airline cabin crews can show their tramp stamps. KFC swaps lettuce for cabbage amid lettuce shortage

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 16:41

    Prisons in Michigan ban Dictionaries to prevent inmate disruptions. Virgin Atlantic airlines will allow cabin crews to show their tattoos. KFC Australia replaces lettuce with cabbage because of shortage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Bloody Winnie the Pooh upsets police. Man divorced his wife for making too many instant noodles.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 7, 2022 27:26

    Man in India divorced wife for making instant noodles. Hot Dog vendor gets snubbed from the upcoming Weenie Fest. Winnie the Pooh Bloodied exhibit sparks outcry from the Police in Cincinnati. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Bees are fish according to court ruling. Restaurant wants customers to lick their salty walls.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 6, 2022 17:21

    Bees are fish according to California court ruling. Restaurant guests lick the salt wall. Man broke into a museum and destroyed ancient artifacts because he was mad at his girlfriend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Fun Florida Slang Words. Floridaman missing and we think it's an alligator'a fault.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2022 21:50

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida couple crashes into FedEx truck during road sex. Old man sues adult store for vibrator not working. Fun Florida Slang Words part 1 and 2. Floridaman killed by alligator while looking for frisbees. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Should Metaverse murder be punished as real life crime? No more Elvis-themed weddings in Las Vegas.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2022 18:58

    Unemployed youths are selling their toes in Zimbabwe. Should Metaverse murders be punished as real life crimes? No more Elvis-themed weddings in Las Vegas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Lady bites her sisters eyeball off. Period Crunch normalizes menstruation talk at breakfast table.

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 22:55

    Woman bites her sisters eyeball off during drunk altercation. Period Crunch is a cereal that wants to normalize menstruation talk around the breakfast table. Catholic exorcists complain about long lines of possessed people with little help from Bishops. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Man dressed as elderly lady attacked Mona Lisa with cake. Name changed to Salmon to get free sushi.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2022 17:30

    Man disguised as elderly woman attacked the Mona Lisa with cake. Taiwanese people stuck with the name Salmon after a sushi name change promotion. UK Woman ate her first real meal after 23 of potato chip sandwiches. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Circumcised penis argument leads to Floridaman arrest. It's hard to smoke meth and drive a truck.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2022 20:08

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman blows up customers mailbox over non payment. Randeez Nuts will close in Florida. Fight over circumcised penis leads to arrest in Florida. Wanted Florida man goes to police station to ask for picture to be removed from social media. Floridaman can't drive a tractor trailer truck and smoke meth at same time. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Dolphins recognize each other by tasting urine. Sheep sentenced to 3 years in jail for killing lady.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2022 19:36

    Dolphins recognize friends by drinking their urine. Their returned stolen television stuck to his head by a witch doctor. Sheep sentenced to 3 years in jail for killing a woman. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Learn math on Pornhub! Jimi Hendrix's penis will be displayed in the Penis Museum.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 24:27

    Jimi Hendrix's penis will be displayed at the penis museum in Iceland. Hundreds of feet underground in Missouri sits 1.4 billion pounds of cheese. Math teacher in Taiwan gives calculus lessons on Pornhub. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Man chops off his penis because he loves cannabis. Outdoor cat ban in Germany to save the birds.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 24, 2022 25:13

    Man chops off his penis for the greater good and he likes cannabis. Animal welfare groups are not happy that Germany has an outdoor cat ban. Tennessee is the first start to make camping in public a felony. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Is an elephant also a person? Entire town shuts down after their only clerk quits.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2022 21:16

    New York court will determine if an elephant is also a person. Iraqi university expels students for beheading a pigeon. Entire town in Maine shuts down after one clerk quits. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Florida woman attacks man with lettuce. Lady throws rubber snake at police. Florida Ice Ice Baby!

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2022 17:18

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman attacked a man with lettuce. Floridaman arrested for calling 911 demanding President Biden be arrested. Florida woman throws a rubber snake at police after high speed chase. Floridaman on trial for murder asks for makeup to cover the gun tattoos on his face. Singing Florida cafeteria workers get surprise visit from Floridaman Vanilla Ice. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    New bar only plays women's sports. Italian man called the police over price of espresso.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 19, 2022 17:58

    Bar in Portland only plays women's sports on tv. Ohio nonprofit will teach youth how to treat a gunshot wound. Coffee customer in Florence called the police over espresso price. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Mastercard allows you to pay using your face. FBI says don't hire any North Korean hackers please.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 25:09

    Real kissing is finally possible in Virtual Reality. FBI wants you to please not hire any North Korean hackers. Mastercard is about to let you pay using your own face. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Last Big Mac in Russia is served as McDonald's exits. Thieves return goods following nightmares .

    Play Episode Listen Later May 17, 2022 14:12

    Russians line up for the very last Big Mac in their country. Thieves return stolen goods after having scary dreams. Middle schoolers accused of sexual harassment for using the wrong gender pronoun. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Parents sue their son for not giving them grandchildren. Students asked how to "de-gay" a friend.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 16, 2022 19:32

    Mother in Utah selling thousands of ounces of her breast milk for the formula shortage. Parents sue their kid for not giving them grandchildren. Homework assignment in Kentucky asks kids to explain how they would de-gay their good friend. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Floridaman driver told cops he only drank at stop signs. Getting arrested was on her bucket list?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2022 17:16

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman tells deputy he only drank at stop signs. Florida woman claims getting arrested was on her bucket list. Floridaman shot in the butt by his wife says he still loves her. Passenger with no flying experience lands a plane in Florida after pilot passes out. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Lab-grown tiger steaks coming to your table soon. Farting got this soccer player kicked off team.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2022 14:41

    China's most handsome young man will sue you if you call him talentless. French soccer player kicked off the team for farting. New company will sell lab grown tiger steaks to restaurants. / Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    One million free cannabis plants given out by Thai government. When customers become the cooks.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 13:35

    Thailand is giving away one million free cannabis plants to households. Waffle House customers cook up food after chef quit on the job. Human remains uncovered again as Lake Mead water levels lower. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Leader of feces-eating cult arrested. All South Koreans are about to get one year younger.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 10, 2022 22:17

    Your dream of becoming a dog is now possible with a lifelike dog suit from Japan. All South Koreans will become one year younger. Leader of feces eating cult arrested for bodies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Man cuts victim's lawn before stealing their mower. Ms. Pac-Man enters World Video Game Hall of Fame

    Play Episode Listen Later May 9, 2022 15:49

    Texas man cut victim's lawn before stealing their mower. M. Pac-Man enters the World Video Game Hall of Fame. Couple live full time on cruises because it's cheaper than buying a home. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Florida mom stops feeding baby cuz it's "so annoying", Drunk lady drove down the stairs, blames GPS.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2022 18:55

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman drunk drives down the stairs blames it on GPS. Florida woman puts house up for sale and it comes with an ex husband. Florida mom stopped feeding her child because it was too annoying. Tropicana offers cereal specifically made for orange juice. Alligator broke into a garage and drank the Diet Coke. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    NASA launches nudes into space to attract horny aliens. Man working at same company for 84 years.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 5, 2022 26:45

    100 year old man broke world record after working at same company for 84 years. NASA will launch nudes into space to hopefully attract aliens. After many boar attacks, Rome citizens impose a curfew on themselves. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Dating sites see surge in men seeking Ukrainian women fleeing war. Smartphone addicted gorilla?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 15:37

    Delta airlines will now pay flight attendants during boarding. Dating sites notice surge in men seeking Ukrainian women fleeing the war. Smartphone addicted gorilla has screen time cut at the zoo. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Navy sergeant forced a semen cocktail onto recruits. Limb lengthening surgery is getting popular.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 3, 2022 13:14

    Limb lengthening surgery is all the rage. Texas researchers find loads of creepy dolls on the beaches. Navy officer arrested for forcing recruits to drink semen with fish sauce. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Feminist witch protest gets hairy. Canada will prosecute crimes on the moon.

    Play Episode Listen Later May 2, 2022 14:10

    Canada will prosecute crimes on the moon. Family tried to carry home an unexploded shell on the plane as a souvenir. Feminist witch protest kicks off May Day in Berlin. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Florida mom threatens to blow up school for not feeding her kid enough. No peeing in the Beer Cave!

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2022 17:43

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida sheriff tells people to shoot burglars to save tax dollars. Florida mom threatens to blow up school for not feeding her kid enough. Floridaman pees inside the beer cave. Floridaman says he's Jesus, traps a minor in locker room for a kiss. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Worldwide penis size study will surprise you. Who needs fans at the baseball game when there's cats?

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2022 23:58

    Worldwide penis sizes will surprise you. Humans are out and the cats are in at Oakland As ballpark. Parents debate over teacher bringing cotton plant into school to teach kids about slaves and the gin. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Woman married her cat to avoid eviction. Idiot fooled by a Red Hot Chili Pepper coverband.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 32:14

    Woman married her pet cat to avoid a landlord eviction. Saudi restaurant shut down for making food in the toilet for 30 years. Fan accidentally buys Red Hot Chili Pepper coverband tickets instead of the real Chili Peppers and is angry. Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com

    Man married a hologram, no family showed up to wedding. College offers a pornography course.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2022 21:45

    Japanese man married a fictional hologram singer. Woman rescued after falling headfirst into an outdoor toilet. Utah college offers course in pornography. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Senior citizen pleads guilty to having sex with a cat. "Lake Chipotle" is a popular tourist spot.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 25, 2022 18:36

    Senior citizen pleads guilty for having sex with a cat. Parking lot dubbed "Lake Chipotle" is a popular tourist spot. California man threatened to bomb Merriam Webster's Dictionary Co. over gender definitions. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Florida bride laced the wedding food with cannabis. Gatorpalooza has a Floridaman race through swamp

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2022 25:05

    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Gatorland announces Gatorpalooza with a Floridaman race. Floridaman threatened a hotel employee with a wizard wand. Floridaman called the police on himself after keeping hostages for two days. Florida bride and caterer laced the food with cannabis unbeknownst to all guests. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

    Scared haunted house customer shoots a performer. World record for most vampires gathered.

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 21, 2022 17:14

    Haunted house customer shot a performer because he got scared. Baby born with two penises has one removed. Whitby Dracula festival invites vampires from all over the world to break a record. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjonesy or http://Jonesy.com --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

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