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Hikers Called 911 Over ‘Dead' Friend, Turns Out They Were Just High on Mushrooms. Japan finally has a sumo champion after years of Mongolian dominance. Belgians accused of ‘stealing wind' from the Dutch. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Japan cracks down on weird baby names like Pudding and Pikachu. Cinema ceiling falls on woman during Final Destination: Bloodlines screening in Argentina. 24 year old adult impersonated 17-year-old high school student. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Young American men are joining Russian churches promising 'absurd levels of manliness'. Amazon tribe sues New York Times over story it says led to p@rn addict claims. Drunk and Lost: Man Spends Hours with Rescue Team Searching for Himself. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

China's unemployed Gen Z are proudly calling themselves ‘rat people' and spending all day in bed. Norwegian man wakes to find cargo ship beached in his garden. Scientists made guinea pigs listen to Adele for seven days and the results are both surprising and worrying. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida mail carrier arrested for drunk driving while on her delivery route. Florida man shoots neighbor's cow 5 times after it wandered onto his property. Florida woman arrested after punching officer's testicles at a steakhouse. Floridaman arrested for drunkenly driving 118mph with children in car. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Indy 500 to host first-ever Oscar Mayer Wienermobile race. Couple lost opposite arms while holding each other as tornado ripped apart home. OnlyFans model hospitalized after sleeping with 583 men in 6 hours. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones and DONATE to the Tornado couple that lost arms: https://www.gofundme.com/f/aid-for-tornado-victims-recovery

Every dog is entitled to one bite, courts rule.South Koreans compete to see who's best at doing absolutely nothing. A scientific study has revealed that “Sophia” or Sofia is officially the most beautiful name in the world.// SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Court will decide if supermarket discriminated by not allowing alpaca in store. Kansas Mom Sues Porn Sites Because Her 14 Year Old Son Visited Some. Psychopaths Are More Attractive, Study Warns. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Primary school evacuated after student brings in a grenade for show and tell. Pennsylvania kindergarten student handed out Jello shots to classmates. China and Russia Sign Deal to Build Nuclear Power Plant on the Moon. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Woman Arrested After Nacho-Related Attack on Wife. Florida woman arrested for smacking neighbor with 10-pound meat stick at Walmart. Florida Woman Threatened to Shoot Middle Schoolers and 'Blow Their Heads Off' for Fishing By Her Property. Florida woman nabbed for sharing explicit Chihuahua content. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Police find naked man in Lowe's display shed with Vaseline and phone. Airline accidentally serves wine to toddler traveling in business class.Woman divorces husband after ChatGPT reads his coffee grounds and predicts affair. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Chimpanzees use leaves to wipe bums and clean up after sex, study finds. Fifth Annual European Gull Screeching Championship, attracted 60 seagull soundalikes from 14 countries. United Arab Emirates first nation to use AI to write laws. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

If Humans Die Out, Octopuses May Have the Skills to Build the Next Civilization. Man with STD infected multiple coworkers after urinating into water cooler. Exploding birds plague California neighborhood as residents plead for help. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

New York bill would legalize medically assisted suicide in the state. Chess banned in Afghanistan due to religious restrictions. McDonald's now has 21+ policy for indoor dining at Virginia location. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman gored by a Bison in Yellowstone National Park. Floridaman arrested for placing "Swasticar" stickers on Teslas. Floridawoman urinates on victim's leg after stabbing and robbing him. Floridaman Uber driver wearing ‘Retired Drug Dealer' shirt arrested after 24 grams of meth found in car. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Woman Spends $8K to Look Like a Cat, Now Deeply Regrets It. Squatters wouldn't leave a man's home, so he moved in with them. Texas mother arrested after bringing Jell-O shots to 5th-grade classroom party. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Raccoon caught in driver's seat with meth pipe in its mouth. American tourist impales himself on a spike at the Colosseum in Rome. United Flight Attendants Keep Leaving Passengers Asleep On Empty Planes. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Robots are taking fast food jobs, leaving us with less hair in our food. Nail salon employee pleads guilty after holding 13 remote IT jobs. Men are shaving off their eyelashes cuz it's masculine to do so. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Man Sets His Own House on Fire Twice in One Night to Watch Firefighters Work. He let snakes bite him 200 times to create a better snakebite antivenom. Fart spray causes chaos at a local carnival. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for having three wives in three different counties. Florida Man Accused Of Touching As Many As A Dozen Realtors' Feet During Open House Showings. Former Disney worker sentenced to 3 years for hacking into park menus and altering them. Florida couple has sex on the beach, but not the drink. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Luigi Mangione Is Now the Subject of a Musical Theatre Performance. Turkish town of 25,000 gets involuntary high from a 20-ton cannabis burn by authorities. Woodpecker damages more than 20 vehicles in Massachusetts city. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Runaway kangaroo on the loose named Sheila shuts down Alabama interstate. High school student performs a DIY exorcism on his math teacher. Neighbors demand answers after ‘rampant masturbation' takes over Seattle park. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Student Rescued From Mt. Fuji Goes Back for Smartphone, Needs Second Rescue. Southwest Airlines passenger allegedly strips naked, poops on plane seat during flight. Australian radio station secretly used an AI host for six months. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Man accused of devising ‘scavenger hunt' with plastic Easter eggs filled with marijuana. US urges Mexico to stop screwworm parasite from crossing border. Selfies With Pope Francis' Body Spark Fury. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Woman Posed as ICE Agent and kidnapped Ex-Boyfriend's Wife. Floridaman Claiming to Be ‘Jesus and God' Shot Dead After Attacking Parents. Floridaman who went to prison for impersonating a cop arrested for doing it again. Floridaman Caught with 'Bulky Wallet Full of Cocaine' at Magic Kingdom. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Mexican President Organizes Song Contest To Counter Popular Music Genre Glorifying Cartels. Maine residents find Easter eggs containing White Supremacist propaganda in park. Oxford academics drank wine out of the skull of a slave woman as late as 2015. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Ant smugglers arrested in Kenya as government warns of new trafficking trends. Trading card series celebrating the humble lives of middle-aged men is popular in Japan. Man, 84, critically injured after falling from cross during crucifixion reenactment. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Chipotle heads south of the border with opening of 1st location in Mexico. TikTok trend for ‘Dubai chocolate' causes international shortage of pistachios. Texas school district bans Virginia state flag and seal over naked breast. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Burning sex toys cause 3-alarm Staten Island fire damaging homes. Man sinks in quicksand and emerges with a girlfriend. NYC woman dies after unlicensed surgeon tried to remove her butt implants. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man shoots himself in scheme to get a date with coworker. Florida women arrested for selling human remains on Facebook Marketplace. Florida lawmakers warn anyone trying to manipulate weather faces a felony. Floridaman named "Cocaine" attacked Subway employees with a knife. // /SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

918 people play Monopoly in Australia to break the group gaming world record. Unusual request from Seattle local police: Get high with us at the station. Hacked pedestrian crossings play funny audio messages from Musk and Bezos. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Man who didn't want to look after girlfriend's pet sent bomb threat to cruise she was on. Man sought by NYPD for having sex with corpse on Manhattan subway train. Eggs are so expensive that some Americans will be decorating potatoes this Easter. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Sperm racing - a new sport is coming to Los Angeles. Buffalo Public School teacher accidentally gave students THC edibles. Residents furious that man continues to take nude walks through small Kansas neighborhood. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

China warns lightweight folks should stay indoors during the upcoming widstorm so they dont get blown away. Unsecured penguin caused helicopter crash in South Africa. ‘Cutthroat cowboys' busted after wild viral video captures them riding ‘emotional support' horses through Walmart. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man threw bottles of pee on employees of business that denied him job interview. assistant principal made student rub her feet, called him ‘Sexy Chocolate'. Florida teacher loses job for calling student by ‘preferred' name. Southwest flight tried to take off from Florida taxiway after crew mistook it for runway. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

UK is creating murder prediction technology to identify people most likely to kill. Bio company uses new tech to bring back the extinct Dire Wolf. Uber rideshare company releases their list of strange items left behind by passengers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

NASA Offers $3 Million to Anyone Who Can Recycle 96 Bags of Astronaut Feces on the Moon. Teens are delaying getting their driver's licenses, but why? Cops investigating if Missouri foster mom traded a kid for a monkey to boost her exotic animal collection. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Nevada man arrested after 7 'emotional support' tigers seized from his home. Ninja sword ban begins in the UK this summer. Laughing gas appears to reduce depression, but researchers don't totally understand why. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

A church in England hosts pro wrestling matches in a bid to attract converts. Queensland surgeon fined for sharing photo of patient's swastika-tattooed penis. American influencer arrested for contacting indigenous tribe that's off limits. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Tesla thief returns to dealer to get his belongings after stealing Cybertruck during test drive. Florida ranks among best states for ‘Alien Survival. Florida woman faces felony for Tesla bubble gum vandalism. Florida Man Arrested After Violent Outburst Over Lemonade Stand Refill. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

‘Monster' under a child's bed in Kansas town leads to arrest. Macon's kazoo ensemble ends on low note, fails to break Guinness World Record. US bans government personnel in China from romantic or sexual relations with Chinese citizens. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Poor sleep can make you more susceptible to conspiracy theories. Man has no idea who is putting gallons of urine in his recycling bin. OnlyFans Sued After Two Guys Realize They Might Not Actually Be Talking to Actual Models. // / SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Truck Nuts and exposed breasts are a criminal offense in Idaho. Couple caught having sex on grave in historic local cemetery. Amish buggies targeted in armed robberies. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

A science nerd may face jail for importing plutonium in bid to collect periodic table elements. California sperm bank suffers embarrassing leak. White woman who identifies as black plans to move to Africa. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman Charged with Exposure After Allegedly Wanking in Front of Bank. Florida bill to allow teens to work overnight hours on school days. ‘There's nothing wrong with drugs': Florida man accused of drug trafficking with kids in car. Florida flight attendant arrested after beer bottle attack at Funky Buddha. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Woman arrested after being found in bed with dead man lying on top of her. Indian Man Performs Surgery On Himself After Watching YouTube Tutorial. UK court finds men who stole $6 million gold toilet guilty. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

United Airlines flight to China diverted to San Francisco after pilot forgets passport. 3 teen sisters arrested for trying to kill their mom after she turned off the Wi-Fi.63-Year-Old Woman Planned to Divorce Husband for Fake Enrique Iglesias. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Texans Might Soon Have to Show Photo ID to Buy a Sex Toy Online. Man abandons 232nd suicide attempt for shawarma. Albertans second most likely in Canada to be abducted by aliens. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Tasmanian harness racing industry inquiry hears allegations of race fixing and horses on cocaine. Ohio school district bans candy bribes used to lure kids to Bible classes. Cadabomb Okami, the world's most expensive dog, sells for $5.3 million to a smug annoying rich guy. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman pulls out his gun at a bar because the karaoke machine didn't work. Florida bill proposes removal of Algebra and English exam requirements for H.S. graduation. Floridaman exposed his genitals to a mail carrier in Miami Gardens. Scalpers Caught Selling Free DMV Appointments For $250 In Miami. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones

Church daycare shut down after worker gave toddlers Benadryl to make them sleepy for nap time. Antarctic scientist accused of threatening to kill colleagues trapped in research station. People are using AI to create influencers with Down Syndrome who sell nudes. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones