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Comedian Jonesy covers off-beat news, strange history, the paranormal, and weird, humorous stories.

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    • Dec 2, 2023 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekdays NEW EPISODES
    • 19m AVG DURATION
    • 1,632 EPISODES

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    Florida gf stabs bf in eye for looking at other women. Man claims meth found in undies isn't his.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2023 19:38


    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman claims meth in underwear not his own. Floridaman stabs woman cuz he wanted to. Floridaman exposes himself to customers on the lawn job. Florida woman stabbed boyfriend in the eye for looking at other women. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Man touches himself at a Kum and Go. Wife punched husband to death for not taking her to Dubai.

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2023 19:11


    Man with a headache learns he has chopsticks stuck in his brain. Man arrested for touching himself at a Kun and Go gas station. Wife punches husband to death for not taking her to Dubai. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Serial Pringles can pooper caught. Russian prisoners forced to listen to Bon Jovi and Moby.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 29, 2023 20:49


    Ohio lawyer suspended for pooping in Pringle's cans around town. South Korean airlines will soon have to tell passengers not to open the emergency doors. Russian prisoners forced to listen to Bon Jovi and Moby on repeat. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Dog farmers threaten to release 2 million dogs. Space flight causes erectile dysfunction.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 28, 2023 23:29


    Space flight leads to erectile dysfunction. South Korean dog farmers threaten to release 2 million dogs. Paralympic athlete groom kills wife and self at his own wedding. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    McDonald's bans teenagers after 6pm. Men break into closed jail, lock themselves in a cell, call 911

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 27, 2023 16:54


    Man tried to kill someone for eating all the tacos. 3 men break into a jail and call 911 to get out. McDonald's branch bans teenagers after 6pm. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Floridaman gets naughty on neighbor's porches. Floridaman assaults his wife with Oreo cookies.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2023 17:51


    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman attempts to pee in the aisle on a flight. Floridaman arrested for touching himself on porches. Floridaman denied entry to car show and drives over someone. Floridaman attacks wife with Oreo cookies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Daryl Hall gets restraining order against John Oates. Hospitals remove crucifixes after attacks.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 15:52


    Catholic hospitals will remove crucifixes after staff attacks. Daryl Hall gets a restraining order against John Oates. Shots fired after a golden shower at the hotel. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Drunken Taco Bell Holiday orgy anyone? Brown Friday is the a plumber's Thanksgiving nightmare.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 22, 2023 18:13


    Brown Friday for plumbers. Lawsuit alleges drunken Taco Bell holiday party orgy. Winner of Mega Millions jackpot sues family for telling family. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Helicopters create crocodile orgies? Hospital released the wrong dead bodies to families.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 20, 2023 16:12


    Hospital release wrong dead bodies to family members. Helicopters make crocodiles very horny in Australia. Time travel is not possible after all, say scientists. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Floridaman poops on a dead possum in public. Woman shoots her sugardaddy in front of his girlfriend.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2023 18:16


    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman shot at her sugar daddy in front of his girlfriend. Florida couple arrested for public sex in a dream come true. Floridaman caught pooping on a dead possum. Floridaman destroys property because he has demons. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Christian Furries judged for being Christian? Marathon runner banned for using a car in a race.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 16, 2023 19:09


    Christian Furries are worried they may be targeted for their faith. New toothpaste could help with peanut allergies. Ultra marathon runner banned for using a car in a race. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Horse gets loose on board a plane. Boy attends his own murder hearing to prove he's in fact alive.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 15, 2023 14:04


    Boy attends his own murder hearing to prove he is actually alive. Plane forced to turn around after horse gets loose on board. School district sees 17 sets of twins incoming. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Santa gets a DUI while driving kids on Santa's Train. Murderer released from prison for obesity.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 14, 2023 18:39


    Italian murderer released early from prison because he became dangerously obese in prison. Family of Native American man wants to know what happened to his hair. Tennessee man arrested for DUI while driving Santa's Train with kids. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Daycare workers ran children's fight club. CVS replaces toilet paper with pictures of toilet paper.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 13, 2023 18:30


    Daycare employees busted running a child fight club. CVS replaces toilet paper with pictures of toilet paper. Funeral home investigated when 189 decaying bodies discovered. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Disney has a "Poop Hallway". Floridaman takes a bath with his 5 alligators.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2023 16:34


    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Disney World has a " Poop Hallway" where guests defecate while waiting for rides. Human skull found in a Florida thrift store. Floridaman found with 5 alligators in his bathtub. What's the "Loofah Code"? Hint: it's sexy time in the Villages. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Hiker brings home deadly snake to show the kids. Catholic Church warning about fake priests.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 9, 2023 20:42


    Hiker nearly dies after bringing home poison snake to show the kids. Catholic Church in California warning about fake priests. Why it's normal to see baby puffins thrown off a cliff. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Snake Pizza offered by the Hut. Robot worker kills another human and the robot wars begin!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 8, 2023 14:29


    Pizza Hut offering snake pizza in Hong Kong. Orcas take down an entire yacht. Robot worker kills robot maintenance man in Korea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    People with tattoos commit more crimes, study says. Cocaine Hippos of Columbia are a problem.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 7, 2023 18:16


    Stolen Dunkin Donuts truck over weekend. Study shows people with tattoos commit crime. Columbia is at war with Pablo Escobar's hippos. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Naked house cleaner is very trusting. man not allowed to wear Gimp suit and hump the street.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 6, 2023 19:14


    UK man not allowed to wear Gimp outfit in public. Custodian has sex with school cafeteria items. Naked house cleaner is very trusting. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Florida police warn of the Booty Patrol. Buy a new roof, get free AR-15 and a free turkey.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2023 19:45


    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman brings loaded gun to cafe for Halloween. Florida roof company offers free Turkey and free AR15. Floridaman stole rental car in order to Uber. Florida residents beware of the Booty Patrol. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Volcano owners not liable for visitor safety. Offensive bird names will be replaced by nice ones.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 2, 2023 26:38


    Owners of a volcano are not liable for visitor safety says court. Dozens of birds will be renamed in order to not offend. DoorDash says to tip or your food will arrive cold. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Lady identifies as a vampire. Teacher in trouble for yelling "Hail Satan!" in class.

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 1, 2023 21:56


    Sperm quality harm from smartphone usage. Inside the life of a woman identifying as a vampire. High school teacher on leave for dressing as the devil in class. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Halloween candy should be eaten all at once , say dentists. 50 scariest places in all 50 states.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 31, 2023 16:13


    Halloween episode/ Dentist says to eat all the Halloween candy at once for better teeth. 50 scary places in all 50 states. The history of Trick or Treating goes back centuries. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Restaurant will charge $50 child misbehave fee. Man lit himself on fire when the tea arrived late.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 30, 2023 17:47


    Restaurant to add $50 surcharge if your kids misbehave. Italian mother wins eviction of her two 40 year old sons. Indian man sets himself on fire over late tea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Floridaman demands all the Viagra or he'll shoot. Floridaman "Games" - Olympics for criminals.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2023 23:52


    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman demands all the viagra from CVS. Floridaman jumps into lagoon at Epcot Disney. Floridaman broke into woman's home and demanded water. Floridaman Games coming in 2024. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Man tried to hire prostitute for his horse. Man attacks skateboarder who he thought was a fish.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 26, 2023 22:08


    Man attacks skateboarder with a machete because he thought he was a fish. Private police in London help arrest 300 shoplifters. Washington man tried to hire a prostitute for his horse. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Genital examinations of Dollar General employees? Celine Dion music battles torment a town in NZ.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 25, 2023 17:15


    Nebraska police will hit rest until they're find who threw out this mattress. Dollar General sued for giving employees medical examinations. New Zealand town tormented by the Celine Dion music speaker battles. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Never pee in the beer even if it tastes like pee. Football coach shot at practice by angry parent.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 24, 2023 18:23


    Chinese beer employee caught peeing in the beer. Football coach shot by angry parent. Texas republicans ban pregnant women from using highways. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Skeleton strippers are a Halloween controversy. Priest smashed pumpkins to rid the town of evil.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 23, 2023 21:23


    Stripper pole Halloween scene ordered to be removed. Village priest apologizes for the smashing pumpkins. Watertown is all out of water. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Florida woman stole mom's car and ran her over with it. Lady woke up to maintenance man in her bed.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2023 13:35


    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman pulled over driving stolen street sweeper. Floridaman used a bad sign to avoid his arrest. Florida woman found maintenance man in her bed. Florida woman stole her mom's car and ran her over with it. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones - New Sponsor: https://magicmind.co/weirdaf use code: WEIRDAF20

    Dead guy was mistaken for Halloween decoration. School hires an AI Robot teacher.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 19, 2023 25:04


    Dead body mistaken for Halloween decoration by landscapers. M&M's will deliver emergency Halloween candy if you run out. British private school employees an AI Robot Headteacher. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones - NEW sponsor: https://magicmind.co/weirdaf - use code: WEIRDAF20

    Bomb? Nope. Turns out it's an adult diaper. Man faked over 20 heart attacks for free meals.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 18, 2023 15:42


    Bomb scare on flight turns out to be an adult diaper. Man arrested for sex with a stuffed animal. Man fakes over 20 heart attacks to get free meals at restaurants. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones NEW sponsor - https-//magicmind.co/weirdaf - use code- WEIRDAF20

    Circumcised? Foreskin regeneration is here! Workers steal customer credit cards to bail out inmates.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 17, 2023 19:29


    Hardee's employees stole customer credit card numbers to bail out jail inmates. Foreskin generation is gonna be big business. California did not ban Skittles but did ban. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones NEW Sponsor - https://magicmind.co/weirdaf and use code: WEIRDAF20

    Would you get married at a McDonald's? Family removes Halloween decoration to appease sick neighbor.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 16, 2023 16:05


    German couple marries at McDonald's for the ultimate American wedding. Amateur astronomers are suing the telescope industry. Family takes down Halloween decorations to please dying neighbor. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones - New sponsor Magic Mind - https://magicmind.co/WeirdAF and use code WEIRD20

    Floridaman stole a car at his job interview. Teacher shows 4th graders Winnie the Pooh horror film.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2023 19:10


    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman assaults with dog poop. Florida teacher plays a horror film for kids. Floridaman stole a car at a job interview. Floridaman stole 3 bottles of vodka. Floridaman hates police helicopters. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Making love to a cucumber on meth? Catch a UFO on your security camera and win $1 million.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 12, 2023 23:21


    School Bus driver caught drinking on the job days she didn't know White Claw had alcohol. Man caught in public masturbation with meth and cucumbers. Ring camera offers $1million prize for video proof of UFOs. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Amish caught with cell phones during emergency alert. Cop in trouble for being an OnlyFans model.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 11, 2023 20:06


    Police officer recognized as OnlyFans model during traffic stop. Amish men caught with cell phones during emergency alert. 104 year old woman dies days after breaking sky diving record. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Robot Super Wolves protect Japan against bears. Free "emergency" pizza from Domino's?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 10, 2023 17:10


    Pilot does cocaine before a flight. Robot Super Wolves are protecting Japan against bear attacks. Dominoes is giving away free "emergency" pizzas. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Lady smuggles giraffe poop into US to make jewelry. Puke penalty if you throw up your brunch.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 9, 2023 18:49


    Puke penalty if your throw up your brunch. Box of giraffe poop seized at US border. Rhode Island man shot 80 hawks to protect the squirrels. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Floridaman car jacked on first date. Floridaman busted for illegal erectile dysfunction pills.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2023 18:27


    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman caught selling illegal E D pills. Floridaman burns McDonald's employee with coffee. Floridaman pulled a knife over skillet cleaning method. Florida woman celebrates 100th birthday at Hooters. Floridaman invoked with a first date car jacking. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    China is taking back all their pandas. Police in Mexico arrest a Chucky doll for robbery.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 5, 2023 22:26


    France has a big bedbug crisis. China is taking back all the pandas from US zoos. Mexico police arrest a Chucky doll for robbery. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Gay marriages may be blessed according to Pope. Texas family terrorized by a huge pig.

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 4, 2023 18:03


    Texas family accosted by huge pig. Pope Francis says you could bless gay marriages if you wanted to. Woman riding lawnmower struck by wing of a plane. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Emotional support alligator not allowed in stadium? Can you sell a jaguar in a Texas parking lot?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 3, 2023 16:46


    Costco sells gold bars for some reason. Emotional support alligator denied entry into MLB game. Couple caught selling jaguar in the parking lot of sporting goods store. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Man drives into police station while playing Guns N' Roses. Fat Bear Week may be in danger!

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 2, 2023 18:03


    Doctors find 60 items in man's stomach after pain complaints. Will government shut down affect Fat Bear Week? Man drove through police station while playing Guns N' Roses. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Floridaman bakes cocaine cookies and murders. Man burglarizes while pooping on a boat.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2023 22:04


    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman robs and poops on a boat. Floridaman touches himself in a hot tub in his birthday. Floridaman attacked by rabid otter. Florida children stole mom's car to escape to California. Floridaman murders in a squatter home and is caught with cocaine cookies. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Erectile dysfunction cured with spider venom! Hospital props up dead woman to appear alive.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 28, 2023 24:06


    Scientists hope spider venom will help with erectile dysfunction. Oklahoma church is canceled after pastor performed in blackface. Woman propped up to appear alive for her family after already declared dead. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Airlines is sorry for searching female genitalia. Can you legally record a crazy person in Target?

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 27, 2023 16:19


    Qatar airlines says they will no longer conduct invasive examinations on female passengers. Is it illegal to record people going nuts in a Target? Unknown virus discovered at the bottom of the deepest ocean. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Sheep's eat 600 pounds of cannabis. Tinder has a $500 month tier to avoid common folk.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 26, 2023 14:39


    Hungry sheep eat 600 pounds of cannabis in Greece. Tinder launches $500 month elite level. Filipino airport officer caught on camera eating a passenger cash. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    AIDS sculpture looking like an Anus causes stir. Police warn that 20 naked guys are out there.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 25, 2023 16:35


    Palm Springs residents upset that the proposed AIDS monument looks like an anus. Police in Japan warn there's 20 naked men somewhere. Priest in trouble for installing newer taps in church. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    Floridaman invents the McTweeker breakfast sandwich. Lady stole alligator for birthday photo shoot.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2023 32:40


    FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman shot by police while celebrating new gun law. Florida woman stole an alligator for a photo shoot. Floridaman hides meth inside McDonald's breakfast sandwich. Floridaman torched a car that belongs to his girlfriend/cousin. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

    People who identify as dogs gather to bark. Study shows eating cheese is good for your brain.

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 21, 2023 16:59


    Cheese consumption is good for your brain study says. Hundreds of people identifying as dogs gather in Berlin. Boot throwing record broken at National Ploughing event. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a closet. Show your SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and other weird af news stuff http://patreon.com/weirdafnews  - WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews - check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones

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