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Send us a textThe Spinsters discuss The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Samuel Taylor Colerige and the Looney Tunes short Water Water Every Hare. They also discuss elephant anatomy (so, so, sorry), the logistics of self-vampirism, and the joy of physical comedy when it's not limited by physics.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send us a textThe Spinsters discuss Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare and Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being In Love by IsThisSelfCare. The also discuss their fanfiction origin stories, fandom fave Theodore Nott, and how Catholics are demon loving divas. Also featured: Sarah falling asleep while recording and Shandra and Andrea not even noticing. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send us a textBless your beautiful hides! In this episode, guest Spinster Jessica joins us as we discuss the fate of the Sabine women as told by Plutarch and Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. They also discuss axe safety, the definition of a heifer, and who is more likely to be a Future Farmer of America. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send us a textThe Spinsters wrap up their supersized season! They also discuss, once again, the magic of the egg machine and some personal milestones because why not. Happy New Year and stay Clashy! Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send us a textThe Spinsters discuss The Theft of the Royal Ruby and The Christmas Charade. They also discuss the art of jewelry making, snake print clothing, and continue their unintentional holiday tradition of inappropriate discourse--this time about Nutcrackers. (The reason this upload is late is because Andrea is a mess.) 

Send us a textThe Spinsters discuss the movies Good Fellas and Did You Hear About the Morgans?. They also discuss bear safety, Italian family vibes, and the foiled attempt to watch an entirely different film.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send us a textThe Spinsters discuss The Shining (1980) and Casper (1995). They also discuss being neurotypical (lol not), font colors, and ghost sex (again). They're joined by guest Spinster Morrigan until something spoooky happens in this supersized end to Clashy's sixth season!Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send us a textThe Spinsters discuss the movies Funny Face and The Devil Wears Prada. They also discuss sock preferences, onion bagels, and various flotation devices. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Send us a Text Message.The Spinsters had a busy July so we are re-uploading one of our faves so join us as they discuss Jaws and The Meg. They also discuss Jason Statham's sloppy six-pack, skinny dipping, dead whales, and plot holes the size of prehistoric shark. And denim. So much denim. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo.

The Spinsters discuss gay icon Barbra Streisand for Pride Month with Funny Girl and What's up Doc? They also discuss their chronic reliance on GPS, Sarah's brain radio, and maybe the most disgusting trashy fact ever (according to Sarah). Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss the movies Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and Speed! They also discuss the connotations of words for smell,  balancing movies with margaritas, and the irresistible allure of That Egg Machine.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

Since one of the Spinsters is sick, we're doing a throwback episode about being lovesick!What's in a pun? The Spinsters discuss the play Romeo and Juliet and the movie Gnomeo and Juliet. They also discuss eye-catching crotch gear, what phlegm has to do with love at first sight, and the pros and cons of Elton John. TERRAFIRMINATOR!Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters celebrate their previous season with a game of Who Would Win...! They also discuss fictional reality shows, who Prince Charles is, and what qualifies as a passionate make-out session in the rain.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters Discuss novel The Great Gatsby and The Great Gatsby video game! They also discuss going to the movies solo, murdering crocodiles, and one Spinster's accidentally sultry voice.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss the legend of Heracles and the movie Hercules! They also discuss the Milky Way, being amused by the muses, and briefly touch on the concept of religion.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters  discuss Jane Austen's Sense and Sensibility  and Austenland  with Keri Russell and Jennifer Coolidge. They also discuss oldest daughter syndrome, the proper way to brew a cup of tea, and a new podcast idea based on the months of the year. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters, along with Guest Spinster Morrigan, discuss The Nutcracker and Life Size 2: A Christmas Eve! They also discuss applause, the world's most awkward remix, and whether Marzipan is a country.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters Death on the Nile and The Mummy! They also discuss orthodontist costume contests, bloodthirstiness, and juices...oh, so many juices. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters had a crazy September, so here's one of our spooky faves! The Spinsters discuss Frankenstein by Mary Shelley and Rocky Horror Picture Show. They also discuss stress vacations, monster accents, and Tim Curry's eyebrows.. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss Barbie  and Life Size. They also discuss the "best" adaptation of Pride and Prejudice, the logistics of resurrection, and Shakespearean sports team names. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss the book/film In the Heart of the Sea and the movie Orca: The Killer Whale! They also discuss famed scientist “guy who sailed on the Beagle”, celebrity chef Giada, and of course whale tails. This pod is pro whale pod.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to@robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss King Lear  and Cats (2019). Why, you may ask? To celebrate gay icon Sir Ian McKellen in this supersized pride episode! They also discuss Medieval science, vile jellies (sorry) and a whole lot of junk. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss the movies Mary Poppins and Uptown Girls! They also discuss boring dudes, the magic of practical effects, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, and somehow—yet again—Twilight. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter andInstagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to@robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters--through a gauntlet of shenanigans--discuss the movies Inside Man and Tower Heist! They also discuss voice actors, fan fic nuances, and a handful of almonds.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss a whole lotta nonsense as they revisit tangents and character crushes from the last FIFTY episodes (can you even believe?) and put each other in impossible hypothetical situations. Fighting Spice Girls, dirty pancakes, and of course lots of Twilight. It's all here!Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss Lincoln and Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter.  They also discuss billboards, train fights, and the Top 40 radio hits of 1865. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss Sleeping Beauty (1959 and The Descendants (2015)! They also discuss cherry tomatoes, spindle science, and how much fairies suck at giving gifts. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss Alien and the Doctor Who episode "Blink". They also discuss shredded condoms, incest (not in favor) and the politics of typecasting aliens as the bad guys. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss the classic carol “The Twelve Days of Christmas” and the holiday romcom The Twelve Dates of Christmas. They also discuss Midwest mushmouth, answering machines, and what it costs to get a lord to leap!Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter andInstagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to@robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discus The Tragedy of Macbeth and Hocus Pocus 2! They also discuss bird calls,  Shakespearean superstitions, and McGruff the Crime Dog.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

In celebration of Hocus Pocus 2, we are re-releasing our very first episode where The Spinsters discuss The Crucible by Arthur Miller and Hocus Pocus. They also discuss Care Bear insults, The Patriarchy, and Yabbos. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters play a game of wits (while losing theirs). They discuss whiting out f*** in books, No Child Left Behind starring Julianne Moore, and how cute their guest Spinster is!Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss Dirty Dancing and Step Up. They also discuss Patrick Swayze's admirable muscles, nostalgic early 2000s fashion (again), and what a Dirty Dancing Summer Camp would look like. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss Little Miss Sunshine and A Goofy Movie. They also discuss road trips and tiffs, ideal cartoon pizza and the philosophy of suffering. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss The Dark Knight and Batman (1966)! They also discuss disguising only your eyes, the driest sandwich in cinema, and the (definitely not super) League of Decency. Holy Episode Length, Batman!Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss Hard Day's Night and Spice World. They also discuss the necessity of a chunky belt, hot dogs, and the 1964 Academy Awards. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters (and our Twitter followers) battle it out in our annual review of episodes.  They also discuss dream plots for the new Jurassic World, Hamilton listening habits, and our favorite episodes of the past season. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters (authors unknown) discuss North by Northwest and Spy Kids. They also discuss gadgets, corny/horny music, and the state of Indiana's climate. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss Twelfth Night by William Shakespeare and She's the Man starring Amanda Bynes.. They also discuss not look-alikes, pranks that get way too intense, and tragically wasted popcorn. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss Miracle on 34th Street and The Santa Clause. They also discuss Santa's flight routes, grown men slumber parties, and Santa's powers of fertility. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters, along with guest spinster Emily, dive into Plato's Timaeus and Critias and Atlantis: The Lost Empire!  They also discuss mobster lobsters, getting with manatees, and what makes fire different than water.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss Arthurian Legend and A Kid in King Arthur's Court. They also discuss legends, CNN, and poisonous tomatoes. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde and Van Helsing. They also discuss reading secret letters, gross babies, and the desecration of toasted cheese. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss the movies Jurassic Park and Cowboys vs Dinosaurs. They also discuss cutting phone lines with raptor claws, Taco Bell as a landmark, and which cartoon mice are most dateable.  Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and National Treasure. They also discuss manholes, Sean Bean, and a Vatican trench coat heist. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

 The Spinsters discuss The Miseducation of Cameron Post by Emily M. Danforth and But I'm a Cheerleader. They also discuss biblical translations, ice cream flavors, and gay HONOR!Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!As mentioned, here are some resources that may be helpful for our LGBTQ+ pals:https://www.thetrevorproject.org/http://www.transyouthequality.org/#Remember you're awesome and you're not alone!

The Spinsters discuss the movies The Man in the Iron Mask and The Parent Trap. They also discuss advertisements for milk, mismatched pit stains, and non-legally-binding legal advice. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss The Taming of the Shrew and  10 Things I Hate About You. They also discuss podcast sniffles, Target underwear trays, and airport bathrooms. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters are your humble and hyper hosts for the first ever Clashy Awards! In this prestigious award show, they discuss the winners of categories such as Scene Stealer and Most Supportive. They also revisit some of their favorite one-liners, make each other uncomfortable with sincere compliments, and bring back the Hugh Grant Mouse Debate. Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss the movies Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and Street Fighter along with guest spinster Jared! They also discuss Girl Scout cookies, not-in-the-street fight choreography, and the origin of Hulky Williams.Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!

The Spinsters discuss Hamilton and High School Musical. They also discuss using lyrics to pass tests, dueling, detention policies, and Peggy! Time to get your head in the game!Check us out at @clashyspinsters on Twitter and Instagram, or send us an email at clashypodcast@gmail.com. Shout out to @robotjellyfish for our logo and Chris Marino for our jingle!