Decipher This

Note to self: Get a generator.

We're back baby! Probably for another week; if that.

Guess I’m not getting that Christmas bonus anymore..

That's right, we get political up in this bitch!

We settle our differences like men. In Mario Kart.

But first; make sure I'm actually dead.

Go for broke baby!

I'm not gay but $20 is $20.

#savethewhales

You've been warned.

Rest In Peace King Boseman. WAKANDA FOREVER.

Its not "Burger Queen" for a reason.

FIRMLY GRASP IT.

You pay; we roast you. (We'll most likely do it for free too.)

We take men's health serious; men's grooming even more. HODOR!

Hide your kids, flip off the wife!

Don't worry buddy.. we'll get through this together.

It makes sense if you don't think about it.

Apology in advance for the violation of your ear canals, but raspados will always be priority.

Soon.. we'll be unstoppable.

It doesn't matter if I can't pronounce Sam Lezitz, I'll buy the whole store if need be! (On credit ofcourse.)

Yoga's cool but have you ever heard of urban hiking?!

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We're definitely submitting to Barstool; time to get paid!

Never fire a psychopath.

Who needs sports when nature is so metal.

“You don’t turn your back on family, even when they do.”... except you John, you can go to hell.

Found $15,000. If only I had someone to share it with..

First thing to buy with the stimulus check: an ass for Zaid.

Don't do drugs kids.

No animals were harmed in the making of this episode.

You got till' 5 o'clock you hear me?! you got till' 5 o'clock!

If you're new to the podcast DON'T start here. Chances are we suck less on our newest episode than this one. Unless you're a rebel in which case: You can do whatever the FUCK YOU WANT!