Drunk On Rom-Coms

Send us a textBut has it really been 20 years since THE Pride and Prejudice movie?? Join us for an extra long episode talking about every glance, every hand hold, and all the yearning!Not only can Coni recite this movie by heart, but she her British accent is so good, you wouldn't even know she was doing a British accent. And Marie makes it very clear that she would never survive in this universe of quick British wit and dance banter. Come tell us how much you love Pride & Prejudice! Support the show

Send us a textNo, this isn't an April Fools trick. We really are here for Mr. Big O himself! Join us as we talk about this age gap romance filled with exotic scenery and predictable backstory. And if you've never seen this movie before, please note that it is not a sci-fi love story that Marie thought it was. She was very disappointed. And with the amount of hijinks these love birds got into, you would've thought this movie should've been another Taken. Like it's amazing how no one got kidnapped or murdered running around so freely. Support the show

Send us a textShoutout to every assistant who ever had to do a weird, way-too-personal task for their boss! We've been there, and we see you. Join us as we continue our age gap series and dive into none other than A Family Affair. If there's anything you take away from this episode, it's that Coni REALLY wants to walk around the Universal Studios lot.And what makes this movie so interesting is that we wouldn't care if our mom dated someone younger, but we DO CARE if it's our terrible boss. Because that's just weird, Mom. Support the show

Send us a textEven though we're strong lovers of boy bands and VIP experiences, we are absolutely not fans of outdoor, multi-day festivals. We refuse. We won't do it. Well, maybe if it's free. . . AND if there's a very strong chance a famous singer falls in love with us after we use their trailer restroom. Because that's what this movie is all about. Come join us as we gush over The Idea of You and all it entails. We're in our age gap love era and embracing it wholeheartedly. So what if he orders chicken tends after doing the deed? If he dedicates a song to you in front of thousands of people, all pants are off. Now tell us, are you more a DORC or a Moon Head? Support the show

Send us a textOh hey there DORCs, it's been literally years! But Marie & Coni are back at it with romantic comedies. And what better way to kick off Season 3 than with something adorably romantic like THE Valentine's Day movie?We're suckers for a star-filled cast of intertwined stories, but throw in some cheesy love and grand gestures - *chefs kiss*. Join us as we talk through the connections, the teenage cringe, and all the inklings. And don't get mad if we miss a storyline or get people mixed up, because you know there's literally everyone and their mom is in this movie. We're glad to be back and hope you enjoy our tipsy shenanigans this season! Support the show

It's finally here! Season 2 finale is here and we're putting you in the holiday spirit with the one and only movie that you need a pen and paper to take notes on. Like if we gave you a quiz to name ALL the characters, right now, could you do it??? Because we definitely can't. If you haven't seen Love Actually. . . . It's like they took all the famous British people and a couple Americans and through them into a Christmas film.  Also, in this episode, we summarize each storyline for you as best as we can. We may have gotten side tracked with B-character Carl. And that's our bad.  Join us as we rant on the Prime Minister's generic character name and dream of escaping to a French cottage for the holidays. There's a lot of movie so naturally we have a lot of thoughts. Like why are there so many office romances happening at Christmas time??? Lastly, we'd like to thank you DORCs for joining us on our Season 2 journey and we hope you enjoyed it as much as we did!!! Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Character Intros: 4:49Uncle Billy: 14:50Let's Talk About Jamie: 17:55John and Just Judy: 21:03Stepdad Daniel and Sam: 22:52Karen and Harry Drama: 25:20Juliet, Mark, and Peter: 29:13Prime Minister and Natalie: 31:58Sarah and Hot AF Carl: 35:42Colin: 37:52Take Me On The Piano: 39:38Why Are You Like This?!: 44:58Final Thoughts/Ratings: 48:55Support the show

Y'all! We are one more episode away from our season 2 finale! GASP. Carrying on with family ties, we're now bringing in Coni's sister Javi to join us for one of the greatest wedding romantic comedies to exist - My Big Fat Greek Wedding. You're going to learn so much about Javi and Coni's childhood in an immigrant household and how this movie is triggering in every way. Now the other crazy thing is, do we really believe Ian is the real deal?? No pushback at all with any of the wedding planning or family craziness? Perhaps he's too good to be true, even in rom-com standards. Either way, we will gladly take on oil-rubbing duties as his Godmother any day. So grab your "boont" cakes and lamb, cause we're talking about all of our favorite moments in this episode! Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 31:44Why Are You Like This?!: 38:11Final Thoughts/Ratings: 46:03Support the show

Only a few more episodes left before our Season 2 finale and we're spending some quality time with family. But not just any relative - Marie's mom is so graciously joining us for a family DORC episode! Fun fact! Marie's dad actually loves this movie and asked us to do it. However, he refused to actually talk about it with us. So Momma T is stepping in the podcast ring to help us dissect every ridiculous part of this 1981 movie. Don't get it twisted though, Liza Minnelli is forever a gem and we only slightly judge her problematic sticky fingers. Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 24:49Why Are You Like This?!: 29:28Final Thoughts/Ratings: 37:17Support the show

As we wrap up our Rom-Coms 'Round The World, we're finishing up with an all time classic, Bridget Jones's Diary. On this episode we're talking with our favorite blokes  and the only people we'll ever go to for Hugh news - Oscar and Diggory from Taking Hugh For Granted. Just so everyone knows, Renée Zellweger should've won an Oscar for this role and THFG will die on this hill. I mean come on, she sounded more English than some English people! We couldn't imagine anyone else crushing this role - NO ONE. That being said, Oscar and Diggory give us their best Texan accents and DORC is ready to ship them some ten gallon hats. But please, for the love of all that is good and wonderful, don't make Coni and Marie do British accents. Marie learns what an "e-boy" is and Coni shares her Pride & Prejudice collection to the group. Even though Coni does enjoy a great Darcy, Colin Firth will never win the majority vote with this group. You're going to want to listen to this episode, especially if you love bad boy Hugh. Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 20:54Why Are You Like This?!: 28:38Final Thoughts/Ratings: 35:14Support the show

It's a new episode today and that means Drunk On Rom-Coms is going full on Bollywood!!!We have the lovely babes from Bollywood Besharams with us to talk about 2013's Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani. And if you're a newb to Bollywood movies like Marie & Coni, then you should definitely start with this one. TBH, this is like a really long music video and you can't help but get excited for the next big number. Are things getting sad? Song. Is someone getting married? Song. Are we just having a normal conversation? Song. Seema and Swas also educate us that the easiest way to find your protagonist is seeing who's got the magic wind blowing in their hair. You find the wind, you find your heroine. That's just how it works in the Bolly-verse. OH and if she starts out as a "nerd" with boring hair and glasses, you know she's about to have a classic rom-com GLOW UP with full volume locks and great vision. Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 19:45Why Are You Like This?!: 25:37Final Thoughts/Ratings: 32:23Support the show

If you love The Beatles and stories that don't make sense, then you're going to enjoy the journey that we go on with Bel and Fi from Flick Talk Podcast. Sometimes the best parts of the movie are the meet cutes or grand gestures. Some of ours include the main character getting hit by the bus or when the movie was actually over. Also, some of the inanimate objects are pretty great too. There are a lot of feelings happening right now. But anywho, Flick Talk and DORC try to figure out how an entire stadium of people could be so forgiving to a guy who openly admitted to stealing music from someone. And everyone's like, "we still love you!" Like, MMK. SURE. In this world, you definitely would've been cancelled and an angry mob would've jumped you by now. As disappointing as some of the parts were, we all had an amazing time discussing coma theories, Ed Sheeran, and the lengths people will go in order to hunt someone down.Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 21:22Why Are You Like This?!: 26:24Final Thoughts/Ratings: 32:49Support the show

Did you know that romantic comedies and BDSM could exist in the same universe?? We didn't until the fabulous hosts Jessie and Helen of Asian Bitches Down Under introduced us to the 2022 Netflix film, Love and Leashes. The lighthearted story of a submissive man and his dominant mistress comes to life in this quirky, Korean rom-com. We all agreed that there are hot men out there, like Ji Hoo, who have this magical power to look even more irresistible when they throw on some basic reading glasses. We don't make the rules here people. It's facts. HOWEVER, if he's also the kind of guy to sound like an injured puppy when he cries, we're docking some points. The fact that this movie is so adorable and educational at the same time is truly incredible. Coni and Marie are used to more sexy scenes in rom-coms, but they made an exception for Love and Leashes since it embraced the taboo BDSM world and made it approachable to us newbies. Check out other Asian Bitches Down Under episodes on Apple Podcasts or Spotify!Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 21:18Why Are You Like This?!: 29:00Final Thoughts/Ratings: 38:50Support the show

(LIVE and Uncut!)Did you get a chance to check out our Instagram Live episode of Something's Gotta Give? Just in case you missed it, here's the uncut and unhinged version. Marie & Coni just wanted to send another big THANK YOU to all the new followers. DORC reached its 1,000 Instagram follower goal and that means out of all the submissions we received, the randomizer chose 2003's Something's Gotta Give. We appreciate you all so much and hope you enjoy this episode as much as we did! Who knows, if people had a good time with it maybe we'll do some more???Support the show

We're continuing our journey around the world and today we're bringing you an amazing breakup movie from Peru called How To Get Over A Breakup. Technically, the correct title is Soltera Codiciada and that means Coveted Single. We don't understand why this is the way it is. Nosotras no sabemos! This is definitely on our top movies to watch when you're getting over a breakup. We talk 5 Stages of Grief, the concept of clawfoot tubs, and the super power ex-boyfriends have of hitting you up right when you're starting to feel happy. And not that we've done any scientific research or anything, but we're definitely convinced the world gets hornier and more vulnerable at night - and that's how mistakes are made. But if a hot man wants to carry you up some stairs cause he can't wait to rip off your clothes, you just go ahead and hop right into those arms. Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 29:10Why Are You Like This?!: 33:33Final Thoughts/Ratings: 40:12Support the show

Y'all don't even KNOW how excited we are for this next round of movies! We're going around the world to review some popular rom-coms from different countries. And today we're going to Spain and kicking things off with In Family I Trust (US Title). But the actual name of this movie is Gente Que Viene Y Bah (which actually translates to People Who Come And Go)So in case that wasn't confusing enough for you, imagine watching it in Spanish and then having to translate your notes in English - cause that's what Coni had to do. But she's a talented gem so, easy peezy. lol Anywho, come join us as we walk you through the ups and downs of this movie and discuss all the family dramas and men dramas and angry mob dramas. We touch on the importance of NOT introducing your partner to their Hall Pass person and why having sex midway through the movie is always the way to go. Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 34:39Why Are You Like This?!: 38:08Final Thoughts/Ratings: 41:57Support the show

It's officially our 50th episode y'all!!! Where did the time go??? Today's episode is exciting because we get to dive into Coni's love for Pride and Prejudice with a movie that gives it a modern, gay twist - Fire Island (currently available on Hulu). When this episode was originally recorded, Joel Kim Booster's Netflix comedy special wasn't out yet, so we were pleasantly surprised to find out Joel's special, Psychosexual, is now available. Did we speak this into existence? The answer is yes. We also learned that we love a good 'ol fashioned underwear party (drogas optional...#iykyk). So grab your favorite speedos and favorite beverage of choice, cause this movie takes you on a journey of love, hate, and sexy abs.  Like with all the sexual tension brewing around, we were like "just SMUSH FACES ALREADY!" Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 20:26Why Are You Like This?!: 24:55Final Thoughts/Ratings: 30:43Support the show

Why fix something that isn't broken? Or should we say, why make a new movie plot when you have almost the same one? This time, Marie & Coni talk about First Daughter. Another president's daughter movie about the struggles with independence and a good looking stranger (secretly body guard) to fall in love with.While we do enjoy Michael Keaton as president, it's hard to love this movie with its vanilla flavor sexiness and lack of chemistry throughout. Please enjoy Coni's rants on the lack of "Take Me On the Piano" moments and Marie doing her best to grasp at positive straws. If you've seen both First Daughter and Chasing Liberty, do you actually have a favorite??? Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 18:39Why Are You Like This?!: 22:39Final Thoughts/Ratings: 29:05Support the show

We're getting a little patriotic and jumping into a movie about the hard life of being a president's daughter. WOE IS ME. Our leading lady Samantha is your classic spoiled teenager living a tough life of constant security guards cramping her lifestyle. We have zero sympathy to be honest. But here we are supporting this character who's name isn't even "Liberty". Join us as we talk about Coni's secret service code name and all the romantic dates Marie has done for her. Marie also talks about a good 'ol fashion plot twist and  her discovery of food play to spice things up. Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 23:17Why Are You Like This?!: 30:14Final Thoughts/Ratings: 38:13Support the show

In our final JLo love series, we're talking about none other than 2022's Marry Me. There were so many songs in this movie, we don't know how this wasn't just considered a musical. We all know this was a just an exclusive JLo concert, and we're not mad about it. Join us while we talk about Coni's Maluma, sexy nuns, and of course, Daddy Owen Wilson. Just know, Coni will be using any opportunity to bring up Maluma baby. Marie admits she had no idea who John Keats was - OOPS. Tbh, she had to Google that to get Coni's joke. Fail.See if you agree with Coni about the lack of chemistry between Kat and Charlie or if you ship them more than Maluma. But I think we can all agree that Maluma can serenade us ANY DAY. PS. MALUMA BABY. Ok we're done. Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 17:52Why Are You Like This?!: 20:40Final Thoughts/Ratings: 25:33Support the show

The best way to describe The Back-Up Plan is that it's not bad, but it's also not really good. Join Marie & Coni as they bear down the highs and lows of Zoe and Stan's relationship. And let's all be honest, JLo looks amazingly hot in this movie and we don't blame Bland Stan for trying to get busy with her. BUT Marie will never forgive him for throwing away her pregnancy body pillow. Sassy Marie is ready to come out and flip some mother 'effin tables. Coni also gets to relive the trauma of Zoe watching her friend go through a home birth. Yes, sometimes ya poop. But that doesn't mean Coni wants to witness it from THAT end. NO THANK YOU. Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 14:00Why Are You Like This?!: 18:46Final Thoughts/Ratings: 26:37Support the show

Let's continue our JLo series with another classic, Maid In Manhattan. This is the movie where JLo and Lord Voldemort fall in love and bond over their passions for bettering the community. We believe this love story 100% and are trying to figure out how to write their sequel. Marie & Coni gush over some swoon-worthy one liners and try to keep it together since this was their last recording for the evening and many drinks were had. Believe it or not, Coni doesn't mind the little kid in this movie so much, probably cause now he's a real life heartthrob. . . And Marie gives all the brownie points to men who want to help the community. Kindness is sexy AF. Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 12:13Why Are You Like This?!: 16:41Final Thoughts/Ratings: 22:15Support the show

Now it's time for us to show our appreciation for the Puerto Rican Rom-Com Queen that is Jennifer Lopez. Oh wait, she's playing an Italian in this movie for some reason. You know we're gonna talk about THAT. Join Marie & Coni as they review The Wedding Planner and discuss the love/hate relationship they have for Dr. Steve/Eddie or whatever his name is. Do you know he carries her so much in this movie? Like physically picks her up and takes care of her. Who is this man and why does he hate non-brown M&Ms so much? So wasteful. Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano:  12:11Why Are You Like This?!: 18:41Final Thoughts/Ratings: 30:20Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/drunkonromcoms)

Can we all just agree that having your grandma and all the local neighbor kids at your bachelorette party is a terrible idea? Yes? Ok, great. Marie & Coni go back and forth on the love triangle Mia gets herself into and can't get over how much a of mess Mia has become after 5 years and college. Do we think she went to wild parties and had the classic college experience? We hope so. While there's no sex in this movie since this is for children, we all know that the bullseye scene was CLEARLY a euphamism and her "sleeping" in the forest all night with a guy was not just "sleeping". While this movie is all over the place, we do appreciate the growth of Joe/Queen Clarise's relationship and will ship them forever and ever.  Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 14:51Why Are You Like This?!: 19:09Final Thoughts/Ratings: 28:09Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/drunkonromcoms)

We're done talking about movies we hate explicitly. Let's all put on our tiaras and practice our princess waves for none other than 2001's The Princess Diaries. Who doesn't want their long lost grandma to come into their lives to tell them they are next in line to run a small country? Anyone who says "not me" is lying. And this movie is a friendly reminder to please look where you're sitting before you accidently sit on the "invisible" girl. Poor Mia was damned when she was awkward/weird and damned when she got her new look. Like this girl just can't win with these San Fran kids. SMH. But her grandma literally came into town and was like "you need to get your sh*t together, child" (ok, so she didn't actually say that, but that's pretty much what she said). Join Marie & Coni as they go over some DORC updates and reminisce on how great and ridiculous this movie is - all while trying to figure out the best way to say "tiara". Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 18:01Why Are You Like This?!: 23:00Final Thoughts/Ratings: 30:11Support the show (https://www.buymeacoffee.com/drunkonromcoms)

Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions. . . best friend wedding movie edition. As the final movie of our "Movies We Hate" series, we thought it made sense to wrap it up with a movie with so many lies and mistakes for two hours. Little did we know that this was originally based on a book and that there was a sequel to the book that never became a movie. THAT MAY HAVE SAVED IT. But since that doesn't exist, we're gonna tear this movie apart. BUT we will say that we're extremely jealous that these adult friends just spend their summers at The Hamptons like it's no biggie. *Cries in poor*Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 9:33Why Are You Like This?!: 16:17Final Thoughts/Ratings: 29:17Support the show (https://paypal.me/drunkonromcoms)

If you still say "pooty" in any context, we will assume you grew up adoring this movie. When we watched this movie together, we may have paused it and jumped to our old friend Google for the full definition of "shoplifting the pooty". Can't say we didn't learn anything from this movie! Join Marie & Coni as they talk about all the famous lines in this sports, romantic comedy. You'll learn that Coni can't tell the difference between a six-year-old and a three-year-old child if her life depended on it. Marie acknowledges that she'd never leave a job with a man who steals fish. And of course there's some thoughts on THAT dress.   Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 6:37Why Are You Like This?!: 11:12Final Thoughts/Ratings: 22:48Support the show (https://paypal.me/drunkonromcoms)

On this very special episode of DORC, we're joined by the dynamic duo Boka and Garrett from Bromance Podcast to talk about one of the most hated movies, Shallow Hal. But let's be honest, this is on everyone's most hated list. This movie tries to portray itself as being body positive and yet..... it's just a bunch of generic fat jokes and women should be this or that, over and over for 90 minutes. And you expect us to believe that these basic dudes with mutton chops and windbreakers are pulling 10's at the club?? GTFO.  2001 did not need this movie.Also at one point Boka snuck in an ad without us knowing. He's truly an iconic ad reader.  We also learned about Garrett's future business idea of ball- scented candles smelling of mahogany and freedom. Cause, why not? They'd make great Christmas guests for relatives and close friends. Want to jump to ratings? We gotchu boo. Ratings: 27:39

Continuing on more movies we HATE - we have this stereotypical doozy of a rom-com. While we love a Latina on screen, she deserved much more than this movie. It's like a Hallmark movie escaped the corporate office and tried to make it big on their own. But anyways, join Marie & Coni as they dissect all the infamous moments of this movie. You know we'll be talking about the OBVIOUS red flags - such as porn 'staches and fedoras. Coni shares her dating secrets and what to look for when meeting new suitors (spoiler alert, it's the pants package). And Marie is so disappointed that shitty boyfriend's name is Kevin. HOW DARE THEY. Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 14:29Why Are You Like This?!: 19:54Final Thoughts/Ratings: 30:29

It's 2022 and we're choosing VIOLENCE. We're kicking off DORC season 2 with our new series, "Movies We Hate". Let's talk about garbage characters who do garbage things to good people. And today's episode is hitting a sweet spot for DORCs. Join Marie & Coni as they talk all things wrong with Sweet Home Alabama. We know a lot of you love this movie for some reason, but hear us out. We got ISSUES with this. Only want to listen to certain segments? We gotchu boo. Take Me On The Piano: 12:22Why Are You Like This?!: 20:19Final Thoughts/Ratings: 27:16Support the show (https://paypal.me/drunkonromcoms)

It's the season finale y'all!!! Fun fact, the first 5 minutes is just some classic drunk Marie & Coni banter. Pretty great if you ask us.We are so happy to recap The Holiday as our finale episode and hope you enjoy this episode as much as we do! It's got an amazing cast and for some reason a few people from A Knight's Tale made it into this movie too. Enjoy Coni thirsting for sexy dad Graham and music composer Miles. Marie is just over here trying to not spill her drink. Happy Holidays everybody! 

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are together getting real tipsy for their second to last episode. And when it comes to Christmas gifts, can we all agree that khakis are some of the least sexy gifts to give your date? K, thanks. And while we're at it, for all that is good and wonderful, don't keep clapper lights in your childhood bedroom. JUST DON'T.

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are counting down the episodes until the season finale. They want to cherish these next few weeks, so what better way to wrap up their first season than by reviewing a few Christmas movies. "BuT iT's NoT EvEn ThAnKsGiViNg YeT". We don't care. We're getting into the Christmas spirit early and enjoying all the Christmas magic. LEGGO. 

It is our final movie review in the Twilight Series!!! Marie & Coni have pushed through hours of recording back to back episodes to get to this point. Was it the smartest choice in the world? Of course not. But they did it and CRUSHED IT. Coni talks about all the hot vampires (naturally) as well as "the thing" and Marie just wants to be a vampire Pikachu.At the end of the episode, Marie & Coni figure out that Midnight Sun (book solely from Edward's perspective) came out in 2020! So if you haven't read that yet, we highly recommend you do so. 

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni both agree that a honeymoon in Brazil on a private island is romantic AF. But honestly, does anyone think the chicken she cooked was actually cooked all the way??? Anyway, Coni does a spot on impression of the wolves and Marie swears that Sexy Chess is a real game. 4 episodes down and one more to go! 

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni ask some hard hitting questions: Was Jasper a racist in his past life? Can vampires get boners? Why does Bella suck so much in this movie? And in case you haven't been keeping up, it doesn't matter what scene he's in - Jacob Black can do no wrong in Coni's eyes. 

Content Warnings: Mentions of Death, Suicide. On this episode of DORC, we jump right into the Twilight sequel - New Moon and thank goodness they removed that ridiculous blue filter over this entire movie. Marie & Coni have also realized that you're not a real werewolf unless, 1. You cut your hair super short and 2. You walk around shirtless, ALL THE DAMN TIME. And if a girl says she needs you but also says she'll never choose you, RUN TF AWAY cause she is a toxic beezy. 

On this episode of DORC, we kick-off a long night of recordings as Marie & Coni journey through every single moment in the Twilight series. This first movie has so many iconic moments that we may or may not have recreated. One of the biggest realizations is that we've evolved from being Team Edward and Jacob to Team Charlie and Carlisle. Who knew?? The dads clearly need more appreciation and attention in this movie. And if you haven't seen the Twilight series before, you could literally listen to these next few episodes and get the gist. WE GOT CHU. 

On this episode of DORC, we are aware this title may not make a lot of sense. But when you're spending an hour and half staring at the one and only "BDM" (Big D*** Man, courtesy of Coni), you can't help but say something ridiculous. Marie & Coni dive deep into a universe where a woman with no job and man can fly across the world to work on a reno project with the help of a local village. Also there were so many New Zealand slang words in here we had to watch it with the subtitles just to keep up. 

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni think charm can only go far when you're cat-fishing someone into falling in love with you. Marie calls out the HIGHLY unlikely situation of owning a tiny bookstore and supporting a handful of additional employees. Coni reminisces on her iconic IM name based on her love for the one and only Johnny Depp. And that still relates to the movie, we swear. . . . . .

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are baffled at how someone can just be swayed by a stranger to fly cross country to meet them. And they didn't even help compensate for his trip. How crazy is that? Anyway, Coni has no problem with the in-depth research that went into finding this man's information and Marie can't understand how Walter even ended up with this woman to begin with. #poorwalter. 

On this episode of DORC, Tipsy Marie & TIpsy Coni are having a field day with another Richard Gere movie. Tipsy Marie doesn't understand how this Runaway Bride doesn't do any self exploration after failed wedding #3 and Tipsy Coni is ready for any '90s Richard Gere look-a-likes to slide into those DM's. 

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni evaluate the delicate balance of Richard Gere's demanding demeanor and Julia Robert's willingness to comply. Coni explains the importance of a man who can play piano and Marie can't wait for the day she has a no budget shopping spree down Rodeo Drive. 

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni discuss the evolution of women's magazines, how sex on the beach (the drink) is better than the sex on the beach (the act), and how this was a ridiculously long movie for a romantic comedy. Like, this was a 2 HOUR rom-com. Also, does anyone else have a special place in their hate-heart for the children in this movie?  

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni can't help but discuss the total porn 'stache on Adam Sandler's face in Murder Mystery. Marie wasn't able to partake in the alcohol festivities, so Coni took one for the team and drank for the two of them. They also discuss how easy it would be to get kidnapped if you're approached by a good looking man with an accent and money. 

On this very special episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are blessed with the presence of Shelby and Sam from The Rom Complex Podcast to talk about Fools Rush In. The whole gang discusses all the types of people they're attracted to, the ups and downs of interracial relationships, and how sexy Matthew Perry is drinking tequila. Pero like, did the term "co-parenting" even exist in 1997??? Cause that would've solved a lot of problems. Be sure to subscribe to The Rom Complex where ever you get your podcasts! Instagram: @theromcomplexTwitter: @theromcomplex

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni enjoy all the Spam and Reeses in their review of 50 First Dates. (But seriously, did SPAM sponsor this movie?) Coni is so happy Adam and Drew's kissing chemistry improved since their previous movie together and Marie is super suspicious about how "Forgetful Lucy" sounds VERYYYY similar to "Grow Old With You". 

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni are together again recording in the heart of Coni's bedroom to discuss 1998's The Wedding Singer. Coni stresses over the idea of mingling at a "Single's Table" and Marie amazingly confuses Steve Buscemi with Gary Busey (we don't understand how she did that either). One of the biggest questions they have yet to google is, "Did Adam Sandler actually sing all the songs he had in this movie?"

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni discuss the fun and improved parallel scenes in What Men Want compared to the What Women Want movie. Coni brings up Aldis Hodge at every chance she gets and Marie reminds Coni about her no-phallic decorations rule for her future Bachelorette party.

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni reluctantly review What Women Want. Believe it or not, this movie did not age well with its misogyny and stereotypes. Coni doesn't see how any of these women could be charmed by this man and Marie tries to understand the likelihood of surviving three electrocutions. 

On this very special episode of DORC, the hilarious Jeremy & Jack from Open SZN Podcast join Marie & Coni to talk all things life and Hitch. Jack defends his case on the replacement of Eva Mendes with the rom-com queen, Jennifer Lopez. Coni debuts and immediately ends her rap career. And Jeremy dubs Marie the infamous nickname, "Young Plunge". TBH this episode was a wild ride from start to finish. Subscribe: Open SZN Podcast Follow them on Instagram: openszn_podcast

On this episode of DORC, Marie & Coni don't even try to sugar coat their feelings on the "friends with benefits" concept. Coni swears this movie was somehow based on her life (even though it hadn't happened to her yet) and Marie wants everyone to know that she thinks this is so much better than No Strings Attached.