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Mother-in-laws. Dads. Teachers. Hostesses. Every single tricky person on your list has been handled with our ultimate gift guide. From cricket family passes, chic mother-in-law pleasers, teacher presents that aren’t another cursed mug, and hostess gifts that say “I really have my shit together", let us be your guide. The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

WARNING: SPOILERS. The wind was off its chops. Sam Armytage was in a silo. And one woman was left standing. We unpack the most glorious, wind-whipped Golden Bachelor ending imaginable. We're calling it - this was the best season of The Bachelor that we have ever seen. Thankyou Channel Nine for the group watching project we all needed! A Golden Rose to you! If you've just discovered us via these unhinged recaps, welcome. We release episodes every Tuesday. Follow the Lise and Sarah show - it's the podcast version of the women in the mansion. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

There’s a new friendship theory in town: Sun Girls, Shade Girls, and the sacred art of the Couch Friend. Lise spirals over the price of a quick takeaway, and Sarah hears a woman screaming in her yard (it’s... not). Author Sally Hepworth drops by with a book-tour confession she probably shouldn’t have said out loud, but then again, We Listen, and We Don't Judge. The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hometowns did the absolute most. Sunny rolls in with dom vibes and a six-month-single bomb. Bear trips over the word “feminist". And Jeanette has a psychic bestie - Leanne - who steals the episode. We argue calm vs. chaos for Bear’s endgame, gossip about the finale, and demand Darrell Lea and Apollo Caravans for emotional damages. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dry humping in a cruise ship pool. Ballet dancers in tights. Erotic fiction and sex dreams. The women are horny, ok? Thankfully, there’s a fridge full of Lite n’ Easy to cool things down but honestly, where’s Darrell Lea when you need it? Three women remain. Grab your sunnies and SPF 50, because Sunny’s coming in blindingly hot!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We cracked the code on the mysterious institution of Coles Radio. Who’s curating this fever-dream playlist of bangers? Are there secret messages given, in song? This week, Lise and Sarah go deep, with a little help from Leigh Sales, who may or may not have accidentally scored her next gig in Aisle 3. The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pass the tissues and the Darrell Lea red licorice, because we're crying harder than at our own kids’ births. Lise and Sarah unpack Sunny’s CEO-era realisation, Kim’s elite-level flirting, and the very subtle sting of how child-free women get sidelined on reality TV. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Golden first. One woman flat-out refuses the rose. Sunny and Bear’s rain-kissed oyster date sets the kiss counter in overdrive, and Sunny shoots straight onto our leaderboard. We unpack the sex-positive “Never Have I Ever” game, salute the amount of gratuitous sponsors, and ask: whose idea was the worlds longest paddleboard detour? Whatever. We got through it, guys.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bear takes Terri to Luna Park where she wins a giant bear. Is it in the mansion bin? Lauren brings her Macaw to a fundraiser for a lap dance, and it's not even the most unhinged thing that happens. With a distinct lack of bear puns, Lise starts a new catchphrase counter. We count pecks, shamelessly diagnose attachment issues (completely unqualified), and Sunny breaks into our top three. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The air-con’s broken, the protein bars are lying, and someone is licking cocktail glasses. Why doesn't he just use Kim's surplus lemons? Lise and Sarah tackle the big issues this week, from the emotional toll of citrus fruit to the surprising comeback of adult pacifiers. Plus, we check in with our listener Elizabeth (now officially Bette) on her new-name era. The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is Bear the most tranquil man on Australian television? Thank God for the women bringing the energy. Lise and Sarah unpack horse riding, puppy pashing, the Samantha Armytage tuxedo we can't stop thinking about, and a sisterhood circle that proves the real love story isn’t about Bear at all.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re calling it: we’ve never seen this level of emotional intelligence in a Bachelor franchise before. From relationship regrets to a widower who actually knows how to hold space, thie second ep of The Golden Bachelor delivers surprisingly tender moments galore. Jeanette scores the first kiss, Jan keeps glowing like a woman who’s done the work, and “permission to push” becomes the new sisterhood code. It’s the most grown-up love story reality TV has ever served.

Term Four has entered the chat and she is unhinged. Welcome toTerm Four: The Musical, our survival guide to the end of the year. We are outsourcing like a bandit, planning easy dinners, freezing six loaves of sandwiches, bringing back Crisco hamper vibes, gift-bagging everything, and cancelling ALL extracurriculars. Plus, YOUR ideas for how to hack this time of year. We can do hard things! Let's all make it to Christmas with our dignity (mostly) intact! The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Meet Bear - the Golden Bachelor we didn’t know we needed, and the star of our new favourite group project. Lise and Sarah are officially done living in a world where no one watches the same thing, so they’re calling it: The Golden Bachelor is what we’re watching now, ok? From Samantha Armitage’s rebellious ear cuff to the frontrunner we’re now calling Olivia Newton-Jan, it’s the midlife distraction you didn’t know you were craving.

Most of us learned to drive in the backstreets. Not at the Carlaws, it’s straight onto the highway. And honestly, that’s not even the weirdest family plotline this week: Lise’s dad is picking up strangers’ dog poo and worrying about a disabled python at the RSPCA.Meanwhile, Sarah’s launching a public service for the pale-and-purple girlies already panicking about shorts season. Keep up. The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Call off the recipe hunt: the future of weeknight cooking is here. Two ingredients, one pot. Girls, we’ve started a movement. Plus, a cat in a harness, a scam, we confess our shameful love of petrol/perm/glue fumes, and your next holiday idea: Girls Gone Mild The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Perky peaches are everywhere, so Sarah is on Operation Perky Bum. But what if the Kardashians started a 'long bum' trend and saved us all the hassle? Lise is trying dry-body brushing again, and Sarah has feedback. Guitar fingernails on men are giving us the major ick, and we road test an excellent 7 point outfit rule. The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Walkley awards. Order of Australia Medals. Sure, Leigh Sales has a few trophies at home. But there's one thing there that fills her with a whole lot of joy. Just no one tell the ABC. Plus, we debrief the most Aussie croc attack story ever told, and discover why David Jones might secretly be the nation’s best day spa. The Assembly season two is available to watch now. All episodes are available for free on ABC iviewThe show phone is: 0489 214 653For $100 off your first case of Naked Wines: http://nakedwines.com.au/LSPOD25Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune inSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a dark day. Leggings are over, swishy parachute pants are in, and this news threatens to break our friendship apart. We try to get things back on track with a game called the “best day of your life” and play Flamingo Cards, but it just makes things worse. Finally, we lay down the four types of people we cannot be friends with. And then we realise we're ok. Plus: your tiny life upgrades are in - thanks - and we love them. The show phone is: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eric-Bana-Watch reaches a crescendo when a savvy and quite well connected listener (hi Sally Hepworth!) forces Eric Bana's unsuspecting wife Rebecca onto the show. Sarah has had it up to pizzle with voice notes, so Lise stages a live intervention. And did Lise concoct an elaborate tale just to get a free hotel room? The Jury is out. Send Sarah a voice note to the show phone, she loves it. 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eric-Bana-watch is heating up - just no one say the P word. The Triple-B is conquering kitchens everywhere; so the pressure is on for another two ingredient banger. Some incriminating evidence against flirty Barista Joe surfaces, so we call him out on his winky behaviour. And Sarah turns her incredible naming gift on a listener who needs a new moniker for her second act. The show phone: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He's a very serious leading man in Hollywood. Eric Bana is currently playing a sexy, broody detective in Netflix's new hit show Untamed. But Sarah remembers him a different way, and wants him to revive his glorious ‘90s comedy. Plus we settle the age-old friendship question - are you a main road wanderer or alleyway rat? And we finally have something on the Gen Z's: a typing speed that will make your teen’s two-finger pecking look tragic. What is your WPM Flex? Send a voice memo to the show phone: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

F*ck. Sarah's mum has heard the swearing here and she's not happy, so naturally Sar invents a new word. Disco Club went viral but won't someone think of the men? We cleanse our brains with the 10 habits actually working in our lives right now and just when you thought Lise couldn't top the Beef Bolar Blade, she's back with another two-ingredient dinner What's your habit? Send a voice memo to the show phone: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What do a $14 rice cooker, a triple B, and six bananas in one day have in common? Boy mums, that's what. Sarah cops heat from the hungry boy mums of Australia (again), Lise defends her Two Ingredient Dinner segment like it’s Olympic sport, and the great gendered grocery debate reaches boiling point. We also uncover the mortifying things we do as adults (happy birthday singing, ping pong ball chasing, hairdresser ear poking) and a new segment is born: Hot Positive Goss. We LOVE hearing from you! The show phone is 0489 214 653 - send us a voice memo. Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah has had enough of overnight wakeups so she's taken to drastic measures. Lise has had enough of cooking dinner so she's revolutionising dinner. Why go to a psychic when AI can tell you what your curse is? And before we're about to throw Dane's thongs in the fire, a voice note from a listener brings us to our knees. We LOVE hearing from you! The show phone is 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, we got you! You don't need the Apple Podcasts app - you can subscribe via your web browser. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah can't get through her baby spinach value pack, so we're getting on the bags. Of spinach. Meanwhile, Lise admitted a sour lolly addiction and now internet sleuths are diagnosing her with Autism. Sarah has a savage takedown of Gen Z work habits and Lise tries vainly to lift the mood with compliments. Oh, and Lise's husband is still wearing Surfer Joe thongs. Zero compliments to him, then. We LOVE hearing from you! The show phone is 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've frankly had a gutful of life and are taking matters into our own hands. Lise is lasering her foot fungus like a woman possessed. Sarah’s planning a dolphin tattoo revival inspired by her muse, Sarah Murdoch. Thick-haired girls are on notice. And Dane? He’s wearing thongs so ugly and wide that we need a big thong intervention. Show notes Contact the Thongs Helpline by via sending a voice memo or text to the show phone: 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with our Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was meant to be a handsome little haircut for her handsome little toddler. But when comedian Mel Buttle walked into the hairdresser, something felt off. And the result? Diabolical. Plus, she's enrolled her two year old in gymnastics, swimming and rugby. So it's time for an intervention into the rort that is toddler sport. Plus, Sarah has reached her white jeans era, and Lise fell for a classic late night Instagram scam. Show notes Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Mel is touring Australia right now - tickets here! Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re just two gals cleaning before the cleaner comes, spiralling into generational shame because our mums never outsourced a damn thing. Plus, Sarah channels the spirit realm to name your Thermomix, caravan, and your secret Italy trip. And we need to talk about slow walkers, because we have notes. Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise deals with the fallout of Barista Flirt-Gate, Sarah’s daughter exposes her parents’ age gap to a full religion class, and we list the propaganda we are officially DONE with (acai bowls, abstract art, and eyelash extensions, you're dead to us). Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This has been our most commented on episode ever. So we are bringing it out from behind the paywall for everyone to hear, and to appreciate the fleeting, beautiful chaos of right now. There's just one question at the heart of it: If you were 80, and you got to come back to now, for just one ordinary day, what would you notice?Expect emotion. Expect perspective. And maybe expect to cry in the car. And to all the parents that reminded us that this isn't their story. We see you. Thankyou for trusting us with that feedback. If you want more behind the scenes stuff, become a Goldie and Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device, by signing up to Apple Podcasts. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A judgmental cat. A suspiciously generous husband. A barista wink that spirals into cougar chaos. Plus, we asked you for your best anti-lifestyle-creep hacks and wow, did you deliver. Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise copped a wink from her local barista and now can’t show her face there again. We tried Skims so you don't have to. There's a trend where you ask your partner if you could be on the cover of Vogue, so Lise makes Sarah do it, and regrets nothing. And if your surname was Butcher, are you destined for the meat life? Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It might start with a spenny face cream. Then it’s $80 nails, only the good shampoo and that fifth streaming service. This week, we’re unpacking lifestyle creep. When the little luxuries quietly become your new baseline and you can't, or don't want to wind it back. Does tightening the belt need a soft rebrand? Can we champion those who un-creep? Plus: Lise has started a new collectable craze, a guide to the Labubu doll cult, and why do sportwear brands love a Trad Wife aesthetic? Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What does a tub of orange wedges say about modern motherhood? Apparently a lot. This week, we dive headfirst into the most controversial topic we've ever tackled: the under-12s footy fruit roster. (Yes, really.) But what starts as a whinge about chopping oranges turns into a deep and surprisingly emotional chat about invisible labour, performative parenting, and the quiet expectations placed on women in community sport. Also in this ep: fat knees, luxury mashed potato, $17 cashews, and the mortifying ordeal of running in slow motion. If you’ve ever wondered why it’s the mums with the chopping boards, this one’s for you. Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise has a new theory and it's unhinged. Every friendship group has a Yang Dog and a Yin Puss. One sails the boat, the other brings the champagne. Which one are you? Plus: we re-did our Year Nine Love Compatibility tests about our husbands, and the results are devastatingly accurate. And Sarah has a nice little a hack for getting out of a funk; just think of your 80 year old self. Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Remember waterbeds? The sloshing plastic bladder of the 90's has disappeared, and we've gone full CSI on it. But first, Sarah walked into a high-end store in her running gear and left with an Oscar nomination for performance of the year. Nab the very last of Disco Club tix on the website HERE Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A well-intentioned Mother’s Day idea rubs Lise the wrong way. Sarah's teens are getting chain mails, so she's written one for the women of this show. Lise investigates: why are airports a sound barrier for farts? And in this cost of living crisis, Sarah wants to bring scabbing back. Nab the last of Disco Club tix on the website HERE Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick Ons Contact the show phone via sending a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to support the show and become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The door was locked, right? Welcome to the wildest story you’ll hear all week—and that’s before we get to the toe with a name, the black goldfish called Bugzilla, and why female friendship is better than a couple’s retreat. There’s also big news about Disco Club, so gather the Nicole's of your friendship group, and get ready to slut drop like the school mums aren't watching. Check Disco Club dates on the website HERE and on the instagram HERE Tickets go live on Monday 12th May at 1pm EST. Goldies, you get three hours early access with the code. The code word drops this Friday in your Subscriber Only Episode Keep the good times rolling with the Spotify Playlist: Lise and Sarah Kick OnsWant to ring the show phone? Send a voice memo or text to 0489 214 653 Want to support the show for free? Click Follow in your podcast app! Want to become a Goldie? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here For Android users, Apple Podcasts is now available on the web, so you can become a Goldie via any web browser, on any device. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah • The link will open in a web browser • From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this • You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button) • We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Namaste. Sarah has dragged her flapping yoga mat into a suburban studio and discovered what it means to raw-dog the floor. An Uber driver needed their water bottle filled up, and their thirst is keeping Lise awake at night. Sarah keeps a list of baby names in her phone just in case, and needs you to know what they are. And we have a genius new rule for the next time you're booked in with your hairdresser. Book your next holiday with WOTIF here and use code LiseandSarah5 for 5% off select accommodation (conditions apply). Want eps on Fridays too? Yeah you do. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489 214 653 Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah And a big thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

True friendship is answering a call no matter the time of day or night, right? Except for the time Lise pushed it too far. Sarah used to be a 'cool mom', but now she's embarrassing her teenager. Thankfully, her daughter penned a helpful checklist of all the things she is - and isn't - allowed to do anymore. And if you've ever walked around an Art Gallery and wondered dicks in old painting are so small, there's a research study for that. And it's spawned a wonderful European holiday idea for the girls; the stoner boner tour. Book your next holiday with WOTIF here and use code LiseandSarah5 for 5% off select accommodation (conditions apply). Want eps on Fridays too? Yeah you do. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489 214 653 Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah And a big thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's a common, practical wardrobe item. But on men? Please No. Our libido is already so low. Lise has compiled her Anti-Bucket list for all the things she will never do, including having her Yoni steamed. Why does Sarah always avoid popular things? She wants some psychoanalysis to get to the bottom of it. Instead she asks Lise. Book your next holiday with WOTIF here and use code LiseandSarah5 for 5% off select accommodation (conditions apply). Want eps on Fridays too? Yeah you do. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489 214 653 Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah And a big thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why should kids get smash cakes when it's actually perimenopausal women with all the rage? We play our favourite game We Listen And We Don't Judge, but then forget not to judge. Lise ponders the allure of sending yourself to a "fake jail" as a legit form for self care. And we decode the baffling slang of the youth of today. Book your next holiday with WOTIF here and use code LiseandSarah5 for 5% off select accommodation (conditions apply). Want eps on Fridays too? Yeah you do. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489 214 653 Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah And a big thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise got sick of yelling at her Teenager so she turned to Bunnings for the solution, and now she's been saved by the bell. A mystery pilot left a handwritten note for a stranger; was it romantic or a massive red flag? Sarah has some concerning markers of ageing that the proper scientific research studies seem to have missed. And we get to the bottom of the teenage tuckshop scam, and are calling on the beloved tuckshop ladies of this nation to stop serving up our financial information to the cunning teenagers of Australia. Sign the change.org petition for Tuckshop Ladies here Enter Wotif's Great Summer Escape here! Book here and use code LiseandSarah5 for 5% off select accommodation (conditions apply). Maggie Dent is coming! Parenting expert wisdom incoming this Friday- subscribers hear it first. Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489 214 653 Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah And a big thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whatever happened to that staple of Primary School, the progressive barn dance the Heel and Toe? Once a crucial part of the Aussie school experience - and possibly the first time we ever felt chemistry - it seems to have vanished. We investigate: Is it still happening anywhere? Should we bring it back? And would Gen Z even know what to do? Also in this ep: are you the personality hire of your relationship? And Sarah's traumatic trip to the vet unearths an emotional landmine for Lise. Want to support the show and get more episodes each week? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489214653 Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

When Lise dashed from the gym to Westfield, she realized something crucial was missing. Her undies. But rather than panic, she embraced some air town there. Sarah, meanwhile, has re-discovered the iconic Aussie kids' book that made us resilient. And Lise has a niche but neccessary rant: aimed squarely at people that write on the tag of a gift bag. You monsters. Want more episodes each week? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Follow us on Instagram @liseandsarah Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 214 653 0489 21 GOLD Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Guinness World Record holders for longest living marriage have finally spoken. After 84 years side by side, they've spilled their secrets on what makes it work. And sorry darls, but it's the most boring thing we've ever heard. Also, does Sarah really think she could wrangle a snake or is it the algorithm that is bewitching her? Why is it ok to be a girly girl again? And now that we are second-earring influencers, we have some style advice. Want more episodes each week? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 214 653 0489 21 GOLD Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How much are you spending on the school tuckshop? Just when Lise thought she was outsmarting the system, her teen one-upped her. Plus, Sarah asks: when did everyone start dressing like shit on planes? Lise has an evil new game that almost gave our hairdresser a heart attack. And Sarah's newest life theory gives Mel Robbins a run for her money. Want more episodes each week? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489214653 Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the showSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lise thought she was married to an entrepreneur. Turns out, she’s married to a man who duped her into spending $10,000 under the guise of a business venture. Sarah, meanwhile, is still dodging OnlyFans foot pic fame, despite Lise's best efforts. Also in this ep: acoustic guitars in boutique hotel rooms, why tweens are suddenly demanding bigger beds, and all the things we would do if we weren't hosting a silly little podcast. Want a non-sexual way to support the show? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah Got something to tell us? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489214653 Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're confronting the cringe of our Facebook memories, where Lise was an insufferable "mama" who spoke in toddler metaphors, and Sarah was a kooky pregnant gal! Plus, Lise is back watching MAFS and starting to wonder if intimacy looks a little different at her place. And we play We Listen And We Don't Judge, and kinda hope Kmart aren't listening. Got something to confess? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489214653 Want to stop Sarah selling her feet online? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show Want to subscribe to us but have an Android phone? No worries. Read on, android friend. For Android users, Apple Podcasts is available on the web, which means you're able to listen to us on Apple Podcasts, on any web browser, on any device. And by signing up for an Apple Account, non-Apple users are able to sign in and purchase podcast subscriptions. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah• The link will open in a web browser• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in www.liseandsarah.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sarah’s favorite knockoff Valentino sandals—may they rest in peace—gave out on the way back from the coffee shop, sparking an important discussion: should she be monetizing her feet on the internet to fund a real pair? Meanwhile, Hugh Grant’s trick of pretending to be his own agent has us wondering if a fake PA could finally get us organized. Also on today’s agenda: a high-stakes friendship guessing game finally proves how close we are. Plus, listener report cards are in. Try harder everyone. Leave a report card in Apple Podcasts! Got something to confess? Record a voice memo on your phone and send it to: 0489 21 GOLD That's 0489214653 Want to hang with us every Friday, access all episodes of Forty, and join our secret Facebook group? Subscribe to Lise and Sarah GOLD here Follow us on Instagram for more shenannigans @liseandsarah Thanks to the hilarious Mel Buttle for voicing the show Want to subscribe to us but have an Android phone? No worries. Read on, android friend. For Android users, Apple Podcasts is available on the web, which means you're able to listen to us on Apple Podcasts, on any web browser, on any device. And by signing up for an Apple Account, non-Apple users are able to sign in and purchase podcast subscriptions. How does it work? Here's a step-by-step (and yes, we promise it's easy!) • Click here: http://apple.co/LiseandSarah• The link will open in a web browser• From there, just hit sign in, log in/create an Apple Account - it's free to do this• You can now proceed to sign up for The Lise & Sarah Show subscription (it may look like a TRY FREE button)• We suggest you save/bookmark/create a shortcut for the link for easy access whenever you want to tune in www.liseandsarah.com.auSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.