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Laughing On The Sidelines is a comedy/ sports podcast with adult language and content where we like to take jokes a little bit too far; especially when they are about sports. We dive into the current sports news and give you our opinions and predictions. Enjoy the conversation and follow us at Laughing On The Sidelines on facebook.

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    • Jun 29, 2022 LATEST EPISODE
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    • 184 EPISODES

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    Bad Video Feed & Favorite Arcade Games

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 29, 2022 119:36

    On this week's episode, Fred is back, and Jeremy has a bad experience at a comedy show. the Colorado Avalanche win the Stanley Cup, and Ole Miss wins the College World Series. Would you change your rating on a girl who constantly farts around you, and are nude beaches overrated or underrated? What are some rejected characters for Sesame Street, and what are your favorite arcade games of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Caddy Races & Favorite Sci-Fi Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 22, 2022 117:55

    On this week's episode, Steve Peters is back, and Scotty goes to a golf tournament. The Colorado Avalanche lead 2-1, and the farewell tour for Albert Pujols has finally begun. Is she still a 9 if she takes selfies with "duckface", and do you lie to your doctor when they ask you how often you drink? are Disney themed parties overrated or underrated, and what are some rejected WNBA team names? What are your favorite Sci-Fi movies and could you poop out a basketball? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    The Live Show Announcement & Favorite Appetizers

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 15, 2022 108:45

    On this week's episode, Scotty wears his Top Gun, douchebag sunglasses, and we give you the updates on the live show in Wichita on October 22nd 2022. @Bellerosecosplay has some history with Jeremy, and Robinson Cano looks like SpongeBob SquarePants. What "irks" do girls give guys, and do you play a mean "air-guitar?" Is stretching before sex overrated or underrated, and what is the dumbest way to die? What are your favorite appetizers, and would you let your spouse post a 1-10 rating of your sexual performance on social media every time you perform? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    The Kansas Wind & Cancelled TV Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 8, 2022 112:19

    On this week's episode, Derek is back with one hell of a lake story, and Scotty finds good fried rice. The XFL is getting sued for copyright infringement, and it may be the biggest joke on this week's show. Would you be OK with your spouse pooping in front of you, and do you actually eat leftovers from the restaurant? Is trying to light a fart on fire overrated or underrated, and what group of people get next month? What are the best TV shows that were cancelled, and would you want to get mooned everywhere you went? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Taking Off Your Shirt To Poop & Drunk Food

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 1, 2022 102:05

    On this week's episode, JP is back and Jeremy has too many things to review. Is Patrick Mahomes is having another kid with that crazy wife of his, and is Aaron Donald really retiring? Are you OK with getting a tattoo of your spouse's name on your body, and is getting completely naked to poop overrated or underrated? What products should not be advertised in a sexy way, and what are some inappropriate times to read a book? What are your go-to drunk foods, and would you let your spouse read to you while pooping? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Battlecorn Care Packages & Dark Humor

    Play Episode Listen Later May 25, 2022 120:46

    On this week's episode, Derek is back, and Jeremy addresses his "Make-A-Wish" joke by helping us promote our new friends at battlecorncarepackages.com. Please check them out, and help them in any way you can. Yadier Molina gets pitches and gets shelled, and Dwayne Haskins had alcohol and drugs in his system when he got hit by that truck. How many times do you push the button on an elevator, and is "nut tapping" your friend overrated or underrated? What are some awesome celebrity porn star names, and did we catch a serial shitter? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

    Stupid People Causing Road Rage

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2022 113:51

    On this week's episode, J.P. is back, and apparently getting ready to be homeless. Aussies start their NFL fantasy football drafts way too early, and no new info on the infamous poop. Get amazing savings on your Wichita Force tickets, and the Cincinnati Reds can't win a game with a no hitter! Do you speed up to pass the person who cut you off just to see how stupid they look, and are handicapped athletes overrated? What things make you have road rage, and would you rather lose a "no-hitter" or get stuck driving behind a person doing all of the things that give you road rage? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    TV Show Dads & The Fecal Crime Unit

    Play Episode Listen Later May 11, 2022 110:19

    On this week's episode, Derek, got to see a worthless art show in Kansas City, and Jeremy was involved in a poop crime. Are we ready for automatic balls and strikes, and maybe the safety nets at baseball games aren't such a bad idea after all. Do you have the balls to tell your wife to calm down during an argument, and is having to change your password every 3 months overrated or underrated? What would be the worst thing in your dating app bio, and who were the best TV show dads of all time? Would you be part of the fecal crime unit, or stake out a Sherwin-Williams and literally watch paint dry? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    McRibs & Tornaders

    Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2022 120:32

    On this week's episode, Steve Peters is back, and tornadoes are kind of a thing in Kansas. Johnny Depp and Amber Heard's trial is entertaining, and The Laughing On The Sidelines Live is probably going to happen. The NFL draft was kind of a dud, and DeAndre Hopkins is suspended for 6 games for testing positive for Performing Enhancing Drugs. Can you remember movie quotes word-for-word and use them throughout the day when they apply, and are "MILFS" overrated or underrated? what would your rough sex safe word be, and what are your favorite fast food items? Would you rather have a partner having a casual conversation during sex or a partner that doesn't make a sound? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Wolves Playing Baseball & One Hit Wonders

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 27, 2022 122:05

    On this week's episode, Derek did lots of baseball, we are thinking of doing a live Laughing On The Sidelines podcast in Wichita, KS! Deebo Samuel asks to be traded, and baseball needs a league with wolves. Some kid get leveled after hitting a home run, and Angel Hernandez is an awful umpire. Do you shake it more than 2 times when peeing, and is answering your front door naked overrated or underrated? Which Dr. Seuss book would be a terrible porn parody, and what are your favorite "one hit wonders?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Things All Women Do & The Worst Ways To Die

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2022 114:48

    On this week's episode, Jesus has risen, and "munting" is now as much a part of this show as stinky wrists. A new football league has started a regular season, and no one is betting that they finish it. Joey Vote likes TikTok, and Ichiro has set the bar for ceremonial first pitches. What are some things all women do, and is getting Siri to say cuss words overrated or underrated? Scotty makes Jeremy laugh, and Derek was people to snort him after he dies. What would be the worst way to die, and what would be the worst notification tone ever? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing =, assholes.

    Peacock Noises & Awful Piñatas

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 13, 2022 135:16

    On this week's episode, there is a new entry video, and opening week for our home team kinda sucked! Dwayne Haskins gets hit by a dump truck because he doesn't look both ways, and Tiger completes the Master 6 over. The Lakers are going to miss the playoffs with a "superteam," and the 2022 MLB regular season has kicked off. Please stop saying a player is on pace for anything, because no one cares. Is the "cheese and blowjobs" joke overrated or underrated, and do you sniff fingers after you scratch your balls? What are some terrible things to be in a piñata, and could you watch the premier of "Good Will Munting?" Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Things All Guys Do & Our Favorite Board Games

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 6, 2022 103:02

    On this week's episode, Derek & Scotty are gearing up for Minor League baseball, and Jeremy might be able to throw out a first pitch at a Wind Surge game. Wrestlemania 38 happened, and we will not talk about the basketball game that didn't actually happen. Albert Pujols files for divorce days after his wife has a successful brain tumor removal surgery, and Major League Baseball is using technology to combat stealing signs. Do all men do some disgusting things, and are women who take a lot of selfies overrated? Jeremy gives the funniest "Bad Advice" of all time, and where is the worst place to have sex? What are your favorite board games of all time, and would you show up to a diversity training meeting in "black face?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Slapped At The Oscars & Punishing People Who Can't Park

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2022 121:16

    On this week's episode, Derek tells about his trip to Letterkenny Live, and Jeremy almost died. Will Smith makes the hell out of Chris Rock at the Oscars, and what do Jeremy and Derek think of the exchange? Albert Pujols returns to St. Louis, and the Final Four for March Madness is set. Is sex in the shower overrated, and what is the best way to punish people who suck at parking? What are the worst jobs in the U.S., and could you cat the power at a bar with 5 seconds left to go in the championship game? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Child Beauty Pageants & Urban Dictionary Sex Moves

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 23, 2022 98:30

    On this week's episode, Derek and Scotty go on a date, and Jeremy didn't get to watch the first round of March Madness because of his cable company. Saint Peters destroyed everyone's bracket this year, and Gonzaga has not looked like the #1 team after their last 2 games. Freddie Freeman goes to the Dodgers, and Carlos Correa goes to the Twins. Rosters are also moving around in the NFL, and the AFC west is the best division in the NFL. What will come of Baker Mayfield, and will the Packers win their Division if Aaron Rodgers has nobody to throw to? Are child beauty pageants underrated, and what is something people do at work that drives you f**king crazy? What are the best Urban Dictionary "sex moves," and would you referee a roller derby with blind skaters? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Sh*t White People Do & Onlyhands.com

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 16, 2022 113:38

    On this week's episode, don't trust a fart, and are there more wheels or doors on earth? The MLB lockout is finally over, and players are starting to find new homes on new teams. KU gets a number 1 seed again, and Jeremy bids farewell to K-States head basketball coach, Bruce Weber. Patrick Mahomes gets married to Brittany Matthews by gunpoint, and Tom Brady is pulling a Brett Favre. Are monkeys throwing poop overrated or underrated, and what kills about 450 people every year in the US? What are some things white people do, and would you want to give up the first hit to a female in the MLB? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Back From Vacation & Favorite Jim Carrey Movies

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 9, 2022 97:13

    On this week's episode, Scotty goes snowboarding and unfortunately survives, and Derek has an adventure. Former UFC Heavyweight champion, Cain Velasquez, gets arrested for attempted murder, and Charles Barkley roasts Aaron Rodgers. The last game for Coach K in Cameron Indoor Stadium was a little lackluster, and Rob Manfred needs to be fired immediately. is "road head" overrated or underrated, and what gets better with age? Jeremy gives some more bad advise, and what are your favorite Jim Carrey movies? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    The Greatest Podcast Episode Of All Time

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 2, 2022 114:21

    It's been over 3 years, and more than 170 episodes since we have been able to take a "weak week" off, and relax without a new podcast episode. While we know this is heartbreaking to most of you, Scotty took the time to put some of the funniest clips and jokes into one full episode of hilarity. Sp, while we take some much needed time off, enjoy some of the most hilarious parts of our show over the last 3 years. Enjoy the greatest podcast episode of all time, and keep laughing, assholes!

    Terrible Places To Pick up Chicks

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 23, 2022 110:23

    On this week's episode, Scotty and Jeremy are joined by an aspiring, young comedian, Adam Cook. The NBA apparently had an All-Star game that nobody watched, and Michigan basketball head coach, Juwan Howard throws a punch at a Wisconsin basketball assistant. Where will some of the big name quarterbacks in the NFL be playing next year, and did Patrick Mahomes really have a "sit-down" with his family? is having 2 Christmases overrated or underrated, and what is the whitest thing ever? Where are the worst places to meet women, and would you get a "blumpkin" from an overweight woman, or take a risk with a glory hole? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Super Bowl LIV & Upside-Down Loose Change

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 16, 2022 119:26

    On this week's episode, Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy are recovering from a Super Bowl LVI party over the weekend. The MLB Lockout continues with negotiations going nowhere, and Trevor Bauer won't face criminal charges and may return to baseball IF they have a season. Adrian Peterson, on the other hand, gets arrested on felony charges again after a domestic violence charge while on a plane at LAX. Snoop Dog hits a blunt before his performance at the Super Bowl halftime show, and 50 Cent hangs upside down during his performance. Is a mime having a stroke overrated or underrated, and what are some strange things to find in a prison gift shop? Hope you enjoy the "Criminal Athletes Draft" , and Jeremy gives more bad advice. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Best U.S. City Names & Leggings Aren't For Everybody

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 9, 2022 103:56

    On this week's episode, Derek answers the phone at work, and Scotty's wife loses money playing craps at an alarming rate. The opening ceremony for the 2022 Winter Olympics is kind of racist, and Tom Brady officially retires from the NFL. Alvin Kamara gets arrested for charging batteries, and the Washing Football Team replace their name with something even worse. How shitty was the 2022 Pro Bowl, and are women who wear leggings overrated or underrated? How about a draft for the best city names, and do you like getting hit on by the elderly? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Annoying Family Members & Awful Instruments

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 2, 2022 99:37

    On this week's episode, There are a few coaching changes, and Tom Brady has finally retired after 22 seasons in the NFL. The San Fransisco 49ers blow it in the 4th quarter agains the L.A. Rams, and we are finally done seeing Jackson Mahomes and Brittany Matthews do happy TikTok videos for a while after the Chiefs blow it against the Bengals in Arrowhead. The Bengals are going to the Super Bowl baby!!! Will Jimmy G. be the starting quarterback for the 49ers next season, and is Joe Burrow the next Tom Brady? How much are you enjoying Bad Advice with Jeremy, and are Child Protective Services overrated or underrated? What are some lines you won't hear in an adult film, and what is the worst action movie? We draft the worst musical instruments of all time, and a "spanking the monkey" Shitty Situation. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    The Best Rap Songs & Bad Names For Dogs

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 26, 2022 103:52

    On this week's episode, Meatloaf died, and the MLB Hall of Fame will be without the all-time Home Run leader, all-time Cy Young Award winner, and the all-time hit leader. A Dallas Cowboy fan gets caught with his side-chick on national television, and Sean Payton calls it quits with the Saints. We all may have witnessed the most entertaining weekend of NFL football of all time, and is this Tom Brady's last season in the NFL? Why would you turn your underwear inside-out, and are videos of fan meltdowns overrated or underrated? If your alarm clock made a sound that would wake you up immediately, what would it be, and what are your favorite rap songs of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Flash In The Pan Athletes & Weiner Pics

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 19, 2022 108:44

    On this week's episode, Derek is back after having Covid-19 for the 2nd time, and everyone is pleased that Scotty fell down the stairs. Derek finally gives his take on the firing of Matt Naggy and Ryan Pace, and Malik McDowell gets arrested for being naked at a learning center. Ryan Fitzpatrick is such a bro, and the Dallas Cowboys may be the most talented team that always finds a way to lose. Can Joe Burrow and the Bengals upset Derrick Henry and the Titans this weekend, and do the Bills finally pass the Chiefs to an AFC championship game? Are foot fetishes overrated, and what is the best thing about being a man? Who are some athletes that first appeared to have tons of potential, but fell well below their projections, and would you send a dick pic to all of the contacts in your phone or take the troth slide? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    The Most Annoying Kid Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 12, 2022 117:53

    On this week's episode, traveling comedian, Steve Peters makes an appearance, Scotty brags more about his new belt, and Jeremy got kicked out of a casino. Matt Naggy and Ryan Pace are officially fired for the Chicago Bears, and The Raiders' kicker, Daniel Carlson should have shanked the hell out of the game-winning kick against the Chargers. Tom Brady is the GOAT and a great friend to Gronk, and all new NFL records should have an asterisk. Are dad jokes overrated or underrated, and what are some rejected names for bras? What are the most annoying kid shows of all time, and could you watch them on loop for a week? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    The Back-To-Back Fantasy Champ

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 5, 2022 103:58

    On This week's episode, another stand up comedian, Eric Von Reicher, comes on the show, and Scotty gets another belt! Who do you got in the CFP Championship game, and how bad does Antonio Brown have CTE? Does Tom Brady still have a shot to win another Super Bowl, and is Mac Jones the new franchise quarterback in New England? Is dressing up a dog overrated or underrated, and what are some pick up lines from Star Wars characters? Lastly, what are some terrible New Years resolutions, and cup stacking is ridiculous. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Bad Advice & 3 Years Of Laughing

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2021 116:13

    On this week's episode, we hope everyone had a great Christmas, because that's the only real Holliday. Jeremy got more wood working tools, and Scotty may still have the championship belt if he wins fantasy football next week. Everyone is still rooting for Cincinnati in the CFP, and the NFL has a week of blowouts. Naggy gets a win even though he's still on his way out of Chicago, are the Cowboys the real deal or have they just been playing shitty teams? Is throwing big rocks in the lake overrated or underrated, and what are some of your favorite moments of the show over the last 3 years? What are our favorite discontinued foods/ drinks, and would you rather jump on a bed while someone is soaking, or piss off a bunch of fisherman in the middle of a fishing tournament? Enjoy another episode, happy 3-year anniversary, and keep on laughing assholes!

    Rejected Names For Santa's Reindeer

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 22, 2021 94:40

    On this week's episode, Christmas is in the air and Jake Paul is knocking out more wrestlers. The rapping twins known as "The Island Boys" are unanimously hated, and we as a society need to stop making dumbasses like them famous. Urban Meyer gets fired for kicking a kicker, and going for it on fourth down may not be a good idea all the time. Are "Dutch Ovens"" overrated or underrated, and what are some rejected names for Santa's reindeer? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Obscure Band Names & Reality TV Shows

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 15, 2021 100:53

    On this week's episode, Derek has another great experience with a meth-head, Jeremy is officially fed up with Christmas decorations, and Scotty goes live with Justin "Danger" Nunley (link for his gofundme is in both of our TikTok bios). Apparently, truck drivers fucking love getting the honk gesture, and The Laughing On The Sidelines podcast broke the top 50 chart for podcasts on Spotify in 2021. The biggest upset in UFC history happened over the weekend, and Oklahoma got a new coach . Chris Collinsworth and Aaron Rodgers are in a Facebook Official relationship, and the Carolina Panthers have lost 11 straight games with Cam Newton as their starting QB. Which NFL head coaches will be fired at the end of this season, and will Eli Manning make the HOF? Is pornhub.com overrated or underrated, and how to blow a job interview with 1 sentence. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Stinky Twinkies & Favorite Superheroes

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2021 106:20

    On this week's episode, Scotty goes to Joe Rogan, Derek gets on the radio, and Jeremy hangs his Christmas lights. Unfortunately, Alabama makes the College Football Playoff as a 1 seed, but Cincinnati correctly makes it in as well. The MLB is in the midst of a lockout, and we hope to see a full baseball season in 2022. The Detroit Lions will not go winless in this year, and OBJ does a Call of Duty touchdown celebration. Would you like some rule changes in the NFL, and is rocking out in your vehicle as if your the lead singer overrated or underrated? What are some announcements made over Hell's PA system, and what are your favorite superheroes? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Our Favorite Infomercial Products

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 1, 2021 100:12

    On this week's episode, we congratulate the 2021 Wichita's Funniest Person winner: Derek Aalders, and @justin_danger_nunley from TikTok likes Scotty for some reason. KU loses their first college basketball game of 2021, and Lincoln Riley is moving to Southern California. LeBron James gets two fans thrown out of a basketball game for saying terrible things to him, and Kirk Cousins tries to hike the ball behind the Guard instead of the Center. The Detroit Lions will probably not win a single game in 2021, and are the Dallas Cowboys a mediocre team again this year? Is cosplaying with your spouse overrated or underrated, and what kind of vehicle fits your wife's personality? What are your favorite infomercial products, and would you actually Flex Seal a screen door on the bottom of a boat? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    A Bachelor's Thanksgiving

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 24, 2021 111:08

    On this week's episode, Derek is back, and crabby kids in public places need to be beaten. Just kidding, but we're serious. The new Cleveland Guardians sign doesn't last a day, and the MLB MVP's may not have been correct. Cam Newton returns to Carolina, and an injured Cowboys team struggles in Kansas City. Is "Black Friday" overrated or underrated, and are "one-night-stands" worth it? What word do you use instead of the word "fuck" when you're around kids, and what makes a female instantly unattractive? What are your favorite bachelor meals, and why did we do this "Shitty Situation?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

    90's Movies Were Awesome

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 17, 2021 102:46

    On this week's episode Fred is back again, and Jeremy sells another item on Facebook Marketplace. The Carolina Panthers listened to Scotty's advice and got Cam Newton back, and week 10 in the NFL was blowout week. The Detroit Lions didn't lose, but they didn't win; and are the Kansas City Chiefs back after beat the Raiders in Las Vegas? The NFL officials are inconsistent this year, but should they be fined for making a bad call that changes the outcome of the game? Is going to the DMV overrated or underrated, and when is it a bad time to use the athletic butt-slap? What are your favorite movies from the 90's, and would you marry a person who eats their boogers? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    It's Still November, Assholes!

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 10, 2021 92:35

    On this week's episode, Frayton comes back to have some jokes, and screw the Houston Astros! Thank God the Atlanta Braves won the 2021 World Series, but the parade must not have taken very long as the Brave's double-decker bus may have been speeding. What the hell happened to the good teams in the NFL last week, should taunting be a real penalty? Are sign language translators overrated or underrated, what if welcome signs to US states were truthful? Who have the most iconic voices in the entertainment industry, and imagine listening to Christmas music all year-round? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Assholes With Air Horns

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 3, 2021 106:55

    On this episode Jeremy is BACK! Oak Island starts their show again, and Scotty and Jeremy are excited. The Braves win the World Series while recording, and PETA can go fuck themselves. Von Miller and the Rams just won the Super Bowl, and the Chiefs aren't making the playoffs because of Karma. Are air horns overrated or underrated, and what celebrity endorsements would fail miserably? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

    Single Moms With Clappers In The Bedroom

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 27, 2021 85:36

    On this week's episode, Jeremy is on bye week, but Fred returns. Comedy is for everybody, but not every joke makes everybody laugh. If a joke offends you, you're doing it wrong. The World Series is here, and everyone outside of Houston is rooting for the Braves except Derek. The 600th Tom Brady touchdown ball is really valuable, and who would have given it back? Are single moms overrated or underrated, and what are some inappropriate times to use baby talk? Would you rather streak through a prison, or date a single mom who loves NASCAR? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Baking Cakes For New Neighbors

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 20, 2021 102:47

    On this week's episode Scotty hates trains and practically no one cares about the WNBA. October baseball continues, and there is a little bit of drams for the quarterback situation in Oklahoma is very weird. The Detroit Lions are really terrible, and the Titans surprise everyone by beating the Bills. Are Cowboy fans the most annoying fans in the world, and Kyler Murray is on fire. Who rides on motorized suitcases, and racist parrots are assholes. What are your least favorite foods, and sex offenders are baking cakes. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

    Centaur Paintings & Annoying Celebrities

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 13, 2021 108:41

    On This week's episode, Derek FINALLY gave his wife the surprise anniversary gift! Scotty has a birthday, and no one cares. The Atlanta Braves move on to the NLCS, Chipper Jones can't catch. John Gruden is seriously fucked, but what is our take on that situation considering our comedic status? Derek and Scotty make a bet on the next Detroit Lions game, and is skinny dipping overrated or underrated? If you were God, what would be the 8th deadly sin, and what do you think about Latino Soccer announcers? Enjoy another episode ,and keep on laughing assholes!

    Selling Doors Door-To-Door

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 6, 2021 102:16

    On this week's episode, Scotty learns to read, and Jeremy sells his lawnmower. We now have more listeners in Texas, Illinois, California, and Ohio than Kansas, and we're from fucking Kansas!!! October baseball is the best time of the year, and do the Bears fire Matt Nagy by week 8? Is fantasy football overrated or underrated, and when is it unwise to tell your spouse "I don't care?" Would you sell doors door-to-door, and what are cows thinking while being milked? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Put Up Your F***ing Shopping Cart!

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 29, 2021 111:32

    On this week's episode, Vicky hosts the show for five minutes, and Derek and Jeremy love it. Jeremy gets a lawn mower with some "horse power", and St. Louis has clinched the Wild Card spot after winning 17 straight games. Justin Tucker kicks field goals longer than the yardage for the entire Chicago Bears offense, and are the Carolina Panthers "real shit, or horse shit?" what is the acceptable amount of time to take a poop break at work, and are urination shivers real things? What are our biggest pet peeves, and put up your fucking shopping carts! Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Horse Talk & SNL Characters

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 22, 2021 103:40

    On this episode, Derek brings horse talk and and a blow up doll, we almost get parma-banned on TikTok. The race for the Wild Card spots in the 2021 MLB Playoffs are heating up, and week 2 in the NFL may have surprised some people. Are the Broncos actually good this season, and is "going commando" overrated or underrated? What is something your partner does that drives you fucking crazy, and who are your favorite SNL characters of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Red Rover, Red Rover, Send Week 1 Right Over

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 15, 2021 94:40

    On this week's episode, Derek returns, and Scotty forgets his wedding anniversary. Derek Jeter is inducted to the Baseball Hall Of Fame, and Max Scherzer has surpassed 3,000 strikeouts. NFL season has officially started, and week 1 was a dandy. Aaron Rodgers gets owned, and Derek is thrilled. Is Britney Spears overrated or underrated, and what are some rejected cereal brand names. What are some alternatives to use instead of lube, and the newest event in the Elderly Olympics is ___________? Lastly, we draft our favorite childhood playground games. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Unicycles Should Have Ejector Seats

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2021 86:53

    On this week's episode, Derek is away watching baseball, so one of the best local comedians, Biggs sits in and has a little fun. We had our fantasy football draft, and Scotty showed up with his belt, t-shirt, and positive attitude, while everyone else in the league rolled their eyes. The Bishop Sycamore scandal is fucking hilarious, and Cam Newton gets CUT! Is Nickelback overrated or underrated, and shouldn't unicycles have an ejector seat? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Horrible Car Features From "Pimp My Ride"

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 1, 2021 107:24

    On this week's episode, Jeremy and Derek start the "Horse Talk Podcast" , and Scotty got another t-shirt. Derek has a snake on his Ring doorbell, and Jeremy had a smooth transaction on Facebook Marketplace. Cam Newton has been released by the New England Patriots, and we had no idea because we recorded this episode on Monday. Javy Baez boos fans in retaliation from the fans booing the Mets, and are New Era hats Overrated or Underrated? What are some rejected car features, and who are your favorite serial killers? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Milk Crate Fails & Bouncy Houses

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 83:55

    On this week's one-day late episode, JP returns, and the gay jokes never end. People are hilariously falling off of a pyramid of milk crates, and blind people in the 2020 Paralympic Games have a hilarious sport. The is a lot of drama in the rosters of many NFL teams going into the 3rd week of preseason football, and fans are fighting in the stands. Are bouncy houses overrated or underrated, and what are some common things said in Santa's workshop? It's better late than never. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Favorite U.S. Cities Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 18, 2021 90:58

    On this week's episode, Derek has an unexpected visitor at his house, and Jeremy tries to sell his old truck. "TRY IT NOW!" Scotty hates the Little Leagues World Series, and should there be a "Mercy Rule" in the MLB? NFL Preseason Week 1 is in the books, and OJ Simpson avoids going to Los Angeles out of fear of running into his ex-wife's killer. Is sweet tea overrated or underrated, and what is another name for "Netflix and chill?" What are some of your favorite U.S. cities, and how much would you hate to drive a car that only goes 20 mph? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Blow Up Dolls Named Vicky

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 11, 2021 94:43

    On this week's episode, Scotty is the conductor on "The Funny Train," if you're aspiring to do stand-up in a small town, move. The 2020 Olympics are finally over, and the United States won. Period. The ball girl for the Los Angeles Dodgers tackles a fan who ran onto the field in the middle of a game, and Steph Curry and Josh Allen sign huge contracts. The Pro Football Hall Of Fame finally inducted Peyton Manning, and the NFL preseason has started with a Cowboy's loss. Is Vicky the blow up doll overrated or underrated, and what are some bad times to take off your pants? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes!

    Cubs Fire Sale & Mental Toughness

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 4, 2021 112:00

    On this week's episode, Derek is back from Disney World, Scotty goes back to high school, and Jeremy talks table saws. Russell Westbrook is going to the Lakers, and Lonzo Ball signs with the Bulls. Carson Wentz in already injured, and the Chicago Cubs have literally traded everyone. Does Simone Biles have a mental toughness problem, and are Girl Scout cookies overrated or underrated? What music should be played at a sperm bank, and what are the worst WWE / WCW finishing moves of all time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Hobbyhorsing Around

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 28, 2021 92:08

    On this week's episode, Scotty and Jeremy celebrate Derek's absence by bringing on another awesome comedian, JP. We're finally unblocked on TikTok (for now), and JP comes out of the closet. Gay jokes are flying off the shelves in this episode; believe me. Aaron Rodgers returns will play for Green Bay, and the conference craziness in the NCAA are going nuts with Oklahoma and Texas leaving the Big XII. The 2020 Olympics have stupid events, but Hobbyhorsing is being proposed by a bunch of crazy people for 2024. Is NASCAR overrated or underrated, and who would be in your perfect concert? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Favorite WWE/ WCW Signature Moves Draft

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 21, 2021 92:37

    On this week's episode, we are blocked again on TikTok, and the Milwaukee Bucks have won the NBA Finals. The TBT has a pretty cool way to end a basketball game, and why in the hell did they make Space Jam 2? A Yankees fan is banned from all MLB stadiums for life, and is "Jackass" overrated or underrated? Lastly, what are some of your favorite WWE or WCW signature moves of all-time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

    Hot Reporters & Brand Loyalty Towards Elevators

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 14, 2021 91:16

    On this week's episode Derek stares at shot girl and freaks her out, , and Conor McGregor breaks his ankle. A transgender woman is lifting weights, Team USA gets worked by Nigeria. Duct Tape is underrated, and so are fake boobs. Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing, assholes!

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