Laughing On The Sidelines

On this week's episode, Scotty still has no AC and Fred turns 40. The Vatican elects a new pope from the US, and 100 men fight a gorilla. Is naked mud wrestling overrated or underrated, and how many days of working does it take before you need a day off? Who on the podcast would you not let date a family member, and what is something that anyone looks ridiculous doing? What would be the weirdest concert lineup, and could you have a naked bronze statue of yourself in the middle of Time Square? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Steve wins a big bet, and Scotty get terrified by plastic sharks. Grok tries to roast the Laughing on the Sidelines crew, and the Colorado Avalanche is out of the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Are musicals overrated or underrated, and how old is too old to play "ding-dong-ditch?" What crew member is most-likely to be the subject of a Netflix true-crime doc, and what is the weirdest thing to use as a unit of measurement? What are your favorite pizzas, and could you mess around with your best friend's wife? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Scotty stays home and watches Lord of the Rings and ruins JP's weekend. Shedeur Sanders doesn't get drafted until the 5th round, and the Stanley Cup Playoffs are getting crazy. Is intentionally hurting someone's feelings overrated or underrated, and what is the dumbest reason you wouldn't date someone? What are the worst descriptions of your car, and if aliens invaded, who is the world leader you would take them to? What are the worst stripper names, and could you still enjoy a movie or sports if you already knew how it ended? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode Steve has lemon potatoes, and Scotty does not get a new AC unit. JD Vance meets the pope, and a Florida woman dresses up as ICE to kidnap her ex-boyfriend's wife. Is Katy Perry going to space overrated or underrated, and how long should you stay in high school if you keep failing? What is the perfect gift for every cast member of the podcast, and what is a name for a driver's ed school that specializes n teaching women how to drive? What are the best TV show characters of all time, and could you have gone up in space with Katy Perry? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Derek celebrated his birthday with a trip to Oklahoma with a bunch of friends, and JP and Scotty were not invited. Rory wins the Masters and air guitar competitions are a real thing on ESPN. Are musical car horns overrated or underrated, and what places could you never fall asleep? What are some rejected Sesame Street characters, and what would be Dog the bounty hunters' new job if he stopped being a bounty hunter? What are the best personalized license plates for the LOTS crew, and could you honk your horn until the light turns green? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

Tickets to see Dan Green & Steve Peters April 11th and 12th at Vorshay's Lounge in Wichita, KShttps://www.downundercomedy.com/dangreenBonus Episode! Dan Green is a stand up Comedian out of a small town in Australia. Scotty, Steve and Dan discuss the many differences from the US and Australia in a hilarious conversation. Scotty reluctantly tries Vegemite, and animals in Australia hit different. Enjoy a bonus episode, and come out to Vorshay's to see Steve & Dan this weekend. Keep on Laughing!

On this week's episode, the ski trip continues, and Steve gets attacked by locals over a joke. Guys are still better than girls at every sport, and dire wolves are back in the world! Do you actually like feet, and how many lost bets would it take for you to stop betting? If one of the podcast members got a parrot, what would it say, and what would be a rejected adult video scenario? What are your favorite accents and could you get beat by a trans pool player? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Scotty, Fred and the rest of the ski trip crew come together and revisit their 2025 ski trip to Angel Fire, NM. It was an absolute adventure with the group getting pulled over, partying at the cabin, and making the trip to Taos, NM. Along the way, the group has tons of stories from "the yarn store", and bomb warnings on the mountain. Listeners did send in some questions as well. At what point are you not going down a ski run, and who has wiped out the worst? Lastly, what ski resorts are on your bucket list, and could you survive on a ski lift for 12 hours? Enjoy another episode, and as always, keep laughing!

On this week's episode, Scotty's wife has a dream and Derek goes to March Madness. Opening Day is today, and a 5'6'' wrestler has a 6'3'' girlfriend. Is watching people get chased by animals overrated or underrated, and at what point is a deal on Facebook Marketplace sketchy? Of the crew, who would be able to do their job better than the other, and What is the most annoying thing about you? What are your favorite viral internet videos, and could you only wear clothes from the 80's? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing.

On this week's episode, JP actually has a long week, and Scotty waxed his nose hair. Oh NO! The WNBA might go on strike and upset 4 people, and Tracy Morgan blows chunks at a Knicks game. Are kilts overrated or underrated, and how far would you travel to see your favorite podcast? Who would each of us swap lives with for a month, and what sounds immediately trigger you? What are your favorite slang words, and could you live your life as Derek? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Derek is back from vacation, and JP has started his new job. A high school female track athlete hits another runner with a baton, and player movement in the NFL is going crazy. Are HEELY's overrated or underrated, and at what point do you allow your in-laws to live with you? What are some rejected sports cards stats, and what is an "old person" habit you have picked up? What are some movie quotes you use on a daily basis and could you wax your entire body once a month for an entire year? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Scotty is back from vacation with no injuries, and JP gets his dream job! SNL really messed up firing Shane Gillis, and Adam Sandler is an American treasure. Are female glory holes overrated or underrated, and how often should you take a shower? What Disney character would JP sleep with, and what should be a requirement to enter the Laughing On The Sidelines Live Show II? What are your most hated sports teams and could you take a 100 mph fastball to the nuts? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing?

On this week's episode, Steve plays hockey with police officers and JP poops his pants. It is vacation week for us all, and JP can't afford to go. The US hockey team loses to Canada in the finals, but the US could beat them at any other sport. Should we start clapping when a plane lands safely, and how many items on a key ring is too many? What are some rejected paint colors, and what companies should not sponsor NCASCAR? What are the worst sounds, and could you fly in a plane if the pilot was female every time? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing!!!

On this week's episode, it has been 6 years since we started the show, and the OG's are back! The NBA All Star Game is not important, and the US shows Canada who's boss in hockey. Is sleeping with a pillow between your legs overrated or underrated, and if your spouse died, how fast would you seek a new partner? What is the most annoying thing your spouse does that makes you laugh, and what has been the funniest thing to happen when you were with one of the LOTS cast members? What t-shirts would you want us to make, and could you intentionally park in a handicap spot? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and here's to another great year! Keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, JP goes to a Super Bowl party and Steve gets away with making jokes about big Nate! The Chiefs got smoked in Super Bowl LIX and the Gulf of America is officially on Google maps. Are hot tubbing in the winter overrated or underrated, and at what point do you need to stop using a baby voice when talking to a child or a dog? What would you name Canada if they became the 51st state, and what would you name some NFL teams if you used their stereotypes for their nicknames? Where are the worst places to take your Valentine and could you move to Canada just to be homeless? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

So, people keep stealing our content, and we keep on making new episodes. Hopefully, they won't keep up. The Chiefs are cheating, and the Super Bowl officials have been instructed to make sure the Chiefs win. Is a Laughing On The Sidelines boardgames overrated or underrated, and how many credit cards are too many? What are the new slogans for the state of Florida, and what is the poor man's fleshlight? What are some names you don't want to be called in bed and could you pay a hooker in coupons? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, assholes.

On this week's episode, JP needs a prayer and Australia is pretty scary. The Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl agains, and Google Maps is updating their map to correct to the Gulf of America. Are wheelchair sports underrated or underrated, and how many days could you go without a shower? What do men struggle with that women do not, and what would you name a new shot of alcohol? What are your favorite commercial jingles, and could you only participate in wheelchair sports? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Scotty is still getting over the Lions losing, and JP may start a new segment. Are all of the LOTS crew nicer to Scotty off camera, and who is your pick for the Super Bowl now? Is being short overrated or underrated, and how much time is acceptable to spend in the bath tub? What is something you will never do again, and who of the crew would survive the zombie apocalypse the longest? What are the best rejected obstacles for an obstacle course, and would you rather be deaf or blind? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, JP gets his car back, and Steve and Scotty are trying to get JP sick. The Minnesota Vikings may have been a fraud, and the government is not good at anything as LA is burning. Are toll roads overrated or underrated, and how bad do roads have to be before you don't drive on them? What's the worst thing you have ever done, and who would you want to be deserted on a desert island with? What are the best animal movies, and could you not charge your phone until is completely dead? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, JP has recovered from almost dying, and Derek plays charades. The Chicago Bears end their season on a high note, and the Detroit Lions are the #1 seed out of the NFC! Do automated toilet paper dispensers even exist, and how many cars in a drive-thru line does it take for you to park and go inside? What is a childhood lie that you realized was wrong when you got older, and what is something you would you could experience for the first time again? What are the best movie props you would want to own, and could you live with yourself if there were a billboard with an embarrassing picture of you in Time Square? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Steve reveals he is married to "Big Nate," and Jeremy's ornament prank finally happens. We seriously hope Happy Gilmore 2 doesn't get ruined, and the myth that the Christmas is the NBA's holiday is an absolute lie. Have you ever made lights out of liquor bottles, and how long do you stick to your New Years resolution? What is your favorite Mandela effect, and what is your biggest regret of 2024? What are some bad NCAA football bowl games, and could you never cut your hair ever again? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and have a Happy New Year!

On this week's Christmas episode, Uncle Bam and Steve Peters are back, and Scotty lost his Fantasy Football league. Steve has some great stories from the Middle East, and Luigi and Diddy might. be best friends. Are Christmas traditions in other countries overrated or underrated, and how would you grade yourself in wrapping presents? What would you put in a voice box of a Build-A-Bear, and what is a rejected name for eggnog? What are the best Home Alone booby traps, and would you like JP's chestnuts? Enjoy another episode, and Merry Christmas to all of you!

On this week's episode, JP gets a special picture and Scotty has a dude drive through the dealership! TikTok might get banned, and The Lions are in trouble? Are fight spinner s overrated or underrated, and when you drive in the snow? could you go up to a star you recognize in public and could you go to the live show?enjoy another new episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Scotty's wife is dangerous, and Derek gets a new nickname from a fan. Dan Campbell has the largest man-parts the world has ever seen, and the Chiefs have made a deal with the devil. Is eggnog overrated or underrated, and would you ever use food during adult time? What would we buy each other for Christmas if money was not an option, and what is the LOTS Christmas song? Where would you hide the thing that gets you caught and could you be a lifeguard? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Scotty got a tattoo, Derek goes Black Friday shopping, and Scotty got a tattoo. The Chicago bears head coach is fired and Derek is so happy, and the Kansas City Chiefs are the luckiest NFL team of all time. Are Christmas lights synced with music overrated or underrated, and can we start playing Christmas music now? What do you really want for Christmas, and if you could get rid of one holiday, what would it be? What are the best off-brand food, and could you only eat it for the rest of your life? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, we finally get introduced to Uncle Bam, and Thanksgiving is here! The Browns and Steelers get to play in the snow, and duct-taped banana sells for $6.2M. Is Scotty having a new hobby every other week overrated or underrated, and how many people is too many people to have over for Thanksgiving? What is a dumb thing that you did that you are proud of, and what is something your wife can say to you, but you can't say back? What are the best Thanksgiving foods, and could you eat cooked carrots with cheese? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing!

On this episode, Scotty keeps buying more bottles of bourbon, and Derek keeps buying memorabilia. Jake Paul buffers through Mike Tyson, and God bless the Buffalo Bills. Are ring girls overrated or underrated, and at what point does someone deserve a handicap placard? What sponsors would be the worst for the show, and what is an unwritten rule at your job? Who will Jake Paul fight next, and do you like clamps? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Scotty is super proud of his wife at the gun range, and Jeremy has a coworker doing something very strange. The election is finally over, and now we can have the rest of the football season without political commercials. Is watching a kid getting scolded in public overrated or underrated, and at what point does JP make you uncomfortable? How do your in-laws annoy you, and What's a new new phrase you should say instead of "pull my finger?" What are the worst ways to commute to work, and do you still call you parents "mommy and daddy?" Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Scotty and Clayton make a video about Justin Nunley, and Mike does not know when he will do another show in Wichita, yet. Saquan Barkley pulls the most amazing move in a football game, ever, and the election may be won because of an innocent squirrel and raccoon. Is talking about politics overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum amount of money to spend on one bottle of alcohol? Who would be the funniest write-in candidate for president, and what drinking game are you playing to make election night less painful? What were your favorite recess games and activities when you were a kid, and could you take a dodge ball to the face back then? Enjoy another episode, and keep laughing!

On this week's episode, Derek is back from a trip to Chicago, and Scotty is getting help from fans hunting whiskey. The World Series is literally is between the 2 teams we did not want to be there, and the Chiefs are the new Patriots. Are provocative Halloween costumes overrated or underrated, and at what point do you buy new shoes? what do people do when they sleepwalk, and have you ever "pulled a Scotty?" What are your favorite albums ever, and could you survive a Diddy party? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Jeremy enters his dog in a beauty pageant and Scotty is hunting for Eagle Rare. Dan Campbell is being ridiculed from Chris Christie and that makes me laugh, and bands from the 2000's are coming back! Have you ever slept in your parent's bed when they were out of town, and how old is too old to start over? What are some terrible weight loss tips, and What are the dumbest things to brag about? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, JP hooks up, and Scotty celebrates a birthday. The NFC North may actually be the best division in the NFL, and the Detroit Lions dominate the Cowboys, but at what cost? Have you ever taken a peak at the urinal, and what should the temperature be in your house? What's a strange service animal, and what sport do all of the athletes seem to have ugly wives? What are the best mascots of all time, and would you want larger equipment if it meant less fun? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, JP gets told he is loved and Scotty can't quit a cell phone provider. Rashee Rice's mom becomes a porch pirate, and Garth Brooks is in low places. Have you ever lived in a house that was haunted, and how long is too long to go without a shower? What are some things that are trashy if you are poor, but classy if you are rich, and what are the best ways to tell your wife bad news? What are the best sports video games of all time, and would you poop your pants if you got scared? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, It is our 300th episode, and Jeremy is a national treasure. Overrated or Underrated, hurricanes, and what is the biggest surprise so far in the NFL season? Have you ever tried to do something athletic and hurt yourself, and how much would it take to box a kangaroo? When is a bad time to flip a coin, and what would you use 1000 bottles of baby oil for? What would be the worst thing to rain from the sky, and could you stand on your head? Enjoy the 300th episode and keep on laughing!!!

On this week's episode, Scotty is back from vacation, and JP ruins Scotty's house! Just kidding! Roller Coasters are fun, and Disney has awesome air conditioning. Andy Dalton is kind of a big deal, and Walkie-Talkies are blowing up in Lebanon. Have you ever wrecked someone else's car, and how old is too old to go to Disney by yourself? What is the worst super power, and what would be your cuckoo clock? What are your favorite non animated kid movies of all time, and could you have slow internet from the 90's again. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Scotty is on vacation, and JP is doing inappropriate things in his house. Are roundabouts overrated, and are flavored condoms underrated? Have you ever accidentally thought an overweight woman was pregnant, and how much time is too much time watching Tiktok? What's a battery-operated item that would be hilarious if it were gas-powered, and if you detect it early, what can you stop? What are the best things in your junk drawer, and could you only chew flavored condoms instead of gum? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Scotty and his wife celebrate 10 years of marriage, and the US does not celebrate the 23rd anniversary of 9/11. The Kansas City Cheats kick off the 2024 NFL season, and Tyreek Hill gets handcuffed before and during the game. Have you ever answered the phone while doing something to yourself, and what job would you never do for any amount of money? If someone was going to borrow your body, what warnings would you give them beforehand, and what are odd things to see on highway signs? What are some vices you are guilty of, and where would you rather be on 9/11? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Jeremy Joseph sparks an argument between Scotty and JP on minimum wage, and everyone agrees Derek winning another comedy contest is not worse than Scotty winning another Fantasy Football Championship. In Delaware, someone decided to drive over native grass with a Ford Bronco, and there is a serial pooper on the loose in Wichita, KS. Have you ever stollen a street sign, and how many drinks does it take to make a 2 hot? What 2 animals would make an awesome, new kind of animal, and what is the guy version of "hawk tua?" What are your favorite things that are red, and could you only poop on your own porch? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing! #comedpodcast

On this week's episode, JP wins his first comedy contest after being off stage for 5 years, and Scotty has his fantasy football draft. Bobby Kennedy Jr. has dropped out of the presidential race, and Travis Kielce will make a cameo appearance in Happy Gilmore 2. Have you ever lied to someone just because, and how much would you spend on a first date? What are some nicknames for anxiety medication, and what are the worst alternatives for toilet paper? What is your favorite candy of all time, and would you rather have long fingernails or long toenails? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Scotty's mic sounds blown, but it gets better near the end, and Mike Baldwin has not clipped his toenails in over 30 days again. Warren Duran has the top-selling jersey on MLB shop after saying a bad word that JP says often, and Hawk Tua girl throws out the first pitch at a Mets game to raise money for veteran dogs. Have you ever hydroplaned off of a toilet seat, and what do you consider to be cheating on your significant other? What's a good name for an elderly strip club, and what are some rejected prizes for The Price is Right? What are the worst things to do while under the influence, and would you rather have a whole in the front of your unswear or the rear? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Derek may or may not have had surgery and JP takes money from children. The Canadian pole vaulter twerks after getting the bronze medal, and Australians really don't know how to breakdance. Have you ever celebrated your birthday by yourself, and what is the least amount of clothing you can wear to the state fair and still be accepted? What is one product a lot of people like, and you don't, and what should Olympians win other than medals? What are your favorite positions to do the dirty, and has your thang ever fallen asleep? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, JP goes to a car show, and Steve is drinking French wine on the show. The NFL Preseason has officially kicked off, and the Olympics continue to be hilariously entertaining. Have you ever seen a bad car accident, and how many floors would it take for you to use an elevator? What is the one place on Earth you would not want to go, and where is the worst place to do the deed? What are the best things from our generation the new generation will never experience, and would you want to be married to a 2 and be happy or a 10 and be miserable? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing! #comedypodcast #standup2cancer #lmao #comedy

On this week's episode, Steve Peters misses out on Wisconsin, and Scotty finally gets to go shooting. The 2024 Paris Olympics Opening Ceremony was a little weird, and Steve gets to rant about the current state of the presidency race. Have you ever saved someone's life, and how ugly is too ugly to set up one of your friends for a blind date? What are some strange things to hear during a round of golf, and what are some rejected strains? What are your favorite TV/ movie deaths of all time and would you want to win gold in the Special Olympics? Enjoy another episode and keep on laughing! #comedypodcast #standup2cancer #comedy #funnypodcast

On this week's episode, Scooter got his AR15, and Jeremy Joseph is back with a yodeling pickle. Hulk Hogan makes an appearance at the RNC, and more info on the unaliving attempt look even sketchier. Were you ever horrified at a strip club, and at what point does collecting become hoarding? What's one superpower you would not want, what is the funniest way to give someone bad news? What are your favorite sounds, and do you think you would survive a hostage situation with the worst negotiator of all time? Enjoy another hilarious episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Scotty's wife did not think they had rope in the 1700's, and all of the guys play some poker. Sketch admits to some stuff, and someone tried to assassinate Donald Trump. Have you ever witnessed a serious crime, and when do you finally become a regular? What is something you don't understand about the opposite sex, and what is the next great golf hazard? What are the worst pets to have and would you still go to a concert if you knew you would be disappointed? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing! Will Gonzalez's Mother's GoFundMe Link: https://www.gofund.me/7a7020c0

On this week's episode Steve Peters is back in action, and firearms in Kansas are a lot easier to obtain than you think. Japan thinks they invented the largest firework

Enjoy the new intro music this week and JP and Scotty don't feel so great. LeBron James gets to go play with daddy in LA, and Biden doesn't know what he's saying in the 1st PRESIDENTIAL debate as the SITTING PRESIDENT! But, no big deal. Have you ever shot a Roman Candle incorrectly, and how much is too much to spend on fireworks? What do the different honks from a car horn mean, and what restaurant would you still go to if many people recently got food poisoning after eating there? What are your favorite fireworks, and how about about a backfiring Roman Candle? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing! #podcast #neverhaveiever #presidentialdebate2024 #comedypodcast

On this week's episode, JP bowls another 300, Mike bowled a 305, and Scotty hates communism. Hawk Tuah girl is going viral as she should, and after the last OceanGate tragedy, let's try it again. Do you drink milk directly from the carton and put it back, and how many items of a particular category does it take to be a collection? What are some weird things to find in an x-ray, and what would you blow up with Tannerite? What are the best things to do when it is really hot outside, and would you rather laugh or cry during adult fun time? Enjoy one of the best episodes of all time and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Derek is back from baseball, and Scotty and JP went Live on TikTok for about 2 minutes before getting kicked off. A mariachi band played Creed at a Texas Ranger game, and the Boston Celtics win their 18th NBA Finals Championship. Have you ever not used the toilet on a golf course, and what argument with your spouse will you concede to just move on? What is a car brand you will never own, and rejected slogans for summer. What do people waste a lot of money on, and could you have a mariachi band follow you around? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Fred is back from a wedding and a honeymoon, and Scotty will no longer go to a Minor League baseball game. So, the US is good at cricket now, and you should not be tired after a hobby horse performance. Could Scotty, JP, and Fred rob Derek's bank and get away with it, and how early is too early to be in public? What are some Disney movie titles if Germany won WW2, and what is the brokest thing you have ever done? What are the things you should not cheap out on, and could you wear socks all of the time? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!

On this week's episode, Scotty has a bad day at work, and Men's Health month has kicked off. Angel Hernandez has finally retired from baseball, and the Edmonton has at least one very awesome fan. Have you ever accidentally dropped a baby, and what weird thing makes you call it quits on the internet? Is it weird to eat a Snickers bar upside down, and what's something men will never tell a woman? What are the best video game characters of all time, and could you do something unruly at a hockey game? Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing!