Not At The Table Podcast

It's time to catch up with the ladies, y'all!Another Not At The Table Topic challenge accepted- Depression and Counseling during 2020. The bad, the good, and the lessons learned.There's talk about cute babies, shit faced wedding fun, homesteading dreams, awesome nutritionist, and laughs over the dumb conversations Jasmine and Ashtyn have on their free time.

2020 Derecho...WTF is a Derecho you ask? We asked the same MF thing!With little to no warning, Iowa was rocked with 100+ mph winds. That's equivalent to a CATEGORY 2 HURRICANE!Ashtyn and Jasmine relive their moments of fear and shock with you, take you through the aftermath the storm has left on Iowa, their adoration for the beautiful local soul that's worked tirelessly on feeding the community of Cedar Rapids, and of course morbid humor that gets them through every stressful moment in life.Episode Bonus: Real Life Girl Crush?! Lord Of The Fruit Flies

Human Trafficking Hotline: 1 (888) 373-7888 (United States)SMS: 233733 Text HELP or INFOWebsite: humantraffickinghotline.org24 hours a day, 7 days a weekFirst, Ew. Second, Ew. Third, Who Cares How He Died, Thank God He's Gone. Now let's get the rest of them.Jasmine and Ashtyn share the moments, of Jeffery Epstein: Filthy Rich on Netflix, that were most shocking to them, from workers that finally cracked after witnessing underage girls topless on Pedo Island to trafficked girls sent as a gift. They talk how easy it would be to get tangled up in that kind of abuse. Their thoughts on if it was murder or suicide. Alexander Acosta, or who Ashtyn refers to as Experiment WTFOMG, and his despicable role in this case and the US Government.What they hope to see come from this scandle in the future.And a catch up on what has been going on in their lives as a light hearted ending to this week's episode! Which includes a Hilarious Toddler Story.Happy Natty Wednesday, Y'All!

Umami For The Ears! These topics are pure deliciousness. Go ahead, savor this episode. You earned it.NATTY Chefs Jasmine and Ashtyn serve up a full course episode. With an appetizer of Yummy Treats Jasmine has been making for a wedding shower, an entree of Best Friend Drama, and finish it off with binge worthy Netflix documentaries they're obsessing over!! Yes, you guessed right! Here is what they could scoop up of their thoughts after the Epstein shitshow and Sexy Thic Zac blew their minds.Happy Wednesday, You Sloots!

Crack a cold one!Or Two, you ARE a Natty Bitch after all.Ash and Jaz needed a Natty getaway, so they grabbed their favorite drinks (Listen to hear what they are!) and dove into the ups and downs as of late, the tipsy gigs, and their post-reading connections/feelings!

It's Jasmines turn! Spirit takes us on an emotional journey with a message of healing. Let the burdens of the past go and feed the positivity of the future.Once again Kathy surprised Not At The Table with facts about their lives and hearts that she could not have possibly known!Losses not spoken about, things dreamt of but didn't think would happen, messages of hope they didn't know they needed! You're sure to love this episode!!

HELLO SEASON 2, WE SEE YOU!What a way for the ladies to start off Season 2! We've been waiting for Kathy Olsen Theilen with GracedByU to take us on this WILD journey! "Spirit" didn't hold back! Enjoy the emotional messages Kathy brought to Ashtyn from her Grandma and Grandpa, hear what spirit says about Ashtyn's steamy relationship with her Husband, and how Spirit sees her future with her two oldest kids (Spoiler alert, we aren't shocked one bit! Haha!).We also get to hear about her Aura and Spirit animal. Do you think it's fitting for Ashtyn? Share the episode and tag @notatthetable_podcast or email notatthetable@outlook.com to tell the ladies what you think!The NATTY duo are excited to check this experience off their list of adventures for Season 2!Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GracedByU Website: http://www.gracedbyu.com/Use special coupon code NATTY10JULY for 10% off your first individual session

THEY ARE BACK! Join Ashtyn and Jasmine as they catch you up to speed. They are here to answer all your questions! "Where are you?" "Did Ashtyn have her baby?" "Jasmine are you alive?" "Is Ashtyn's Baby a Boy or Girl?" No more waiting NATT-Y Fans, the BEST in the Midwest is back at the table and ready to go wild! Grab a drink and cheers them to season 2...literally!Ashtyn and Jasmine give you a sneak peak into their psychic reading done by Kathy Thielen with GracedByU. You can find here on her on Facebook or her website. Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/GracedByU Website: http://www.gracedbyu.com/Use special coupon code NATTY10JULY for 10% off your first individual session.The ladies are so excited to be back at this table with you talking about all the nitty gritty and everything in between! Here We Go!!!

May is Mental Health Awareness month and the Not At The Table squad is so happy to end their first season spreading awareness of a topic that hits so close to home for so many us!Thank you all for sharing your stories and opening your ears and hearts to us every Wednesday! We love you all and are excitedly awaiting the beginning of a very NATTy Season 2!We have SO much in store!! ~Ashtyn and Jasmine

Welcome Back, Nicole!!Not At The Table excitedly welcomes their very own Winged Warrior to shed some light on living with Lupus and the fight for her diagnosis.Nicole, a woman with (finally) a specific diagnosis but more, a woman with a story of resilience and determination that we ALL can relate to and be inspired by.With over 16,000 people diagnosed with Lupus each year, Jasmine and Ashtyn were shocked at how little this autoimmune disease is actually talked about...That is... until they heard the other name it is known by "THE GREAT IMITATOR." Not At The Table is PROUD to bring you a real life experience that affects so much more than the numbers show. STAND STRONG WITH OUR LUPUS WARRIORS. (To show support this month you can simply spread the purple lupus butterfly on social media and get people talking.)

The ladies start off HAWT with this episode.Literally. Hot.Jasmine is burnt to a crisp after binging a whole season of one of her favorite tv shows and keeps trying to serve up her crispy pancakes at the the table. NOT AT THE TABLE, JAZ!Ashtyn keeps the heat coming in a shocking confession of her flirtationship and what it cost her this week. She also serves up a side of gratitude after a sort of scare at the OB Office earlier in the week.Mystical messages find their way to The Table. Listen in to hear how Jasmine and Ashtyn may have known each other in a past life! Could their bond be stronger than they ever imagined?! First ever NATTY Fam Shout Outs! Jasmine and Ashtyn are feeling the love, to say the least. What better way to show their appreciation than to give the floor to some of the NATT Fam that’s taken their precious time to either leave an awesome review or personally reach out. WE LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH!

This week the ladies are excited to welcome Phil to their Not At The Table Fam!The NATTy Duo has joked and conversed in the past about if they could handle more than one partner and/or sharing their partner. Then one day they said “Fuck it, let’s dive into this and bring the rest of our NATTy crew with too!”THE DAY HAS COME. Phil walks the ladies through his personal story with the Poly lifestyle, the multiple different ways to practice, the way it has molded his life positively, and so much more that Ashtyn and Jasmine feel lucky to have had the opportunity to exercise their minds and points of view with!

HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY!!Ashtyn and Jasmine could not think of a better way to gift our NATTy Mommies and everyone in between, than to bring y’all along on the best of the best conversation all about pregnancy, sex when you’re preggers, birth, and postpartum! Today we are excited to bring you three different perspectives and all the advice these ladies wish were brought to their table.(The announcement reactions. The hair. The hemorrhoids. The stranger of a body postpartum. The works.)This all might not get talked about at their table but we’re so happy to serve it up at Ours this Mother’s Day! Get ready for another dose of pure hilarity, honesty, and vulnerability.

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BACHELORS DEGREE, JASMINE!!! Jasmine graduates with her bachelors degree and in celebration of that the ladies look back on her amazing journey and the transformation Jasmine took on in the process.This is a great look into what it takes to set yourself up for success from a non-traditional perspective. Jasmine proudly shares how it took a different approach to college to REALLY show her what she wanted to commit to in life and how to achieve that! Jasmine also touches on the weird reality of graduating during a world pandemic and how she continues to dealing with the feelings that come with a huge loss from that.This is an inspiring episode and the ladies are so excited to bring you into their journey through life a little bit more!Thanks for sharing your wisdom with the NATT FAM, Jasmine! Also included: Sneak Peek into next weeks episode & guest!

Part 2 of the #bffbreakup: Jasmine Spills The TeaJasmine completes this fun look back in time and really touches on how her past effected her future. How looking within, she was able to figure out why she had acted/reacted the way that she did and how she was able to overcome those obstacles to not only gain back her bestfriend but a new sense of clarity! As usual this duo faces these obstacles with a strong weapon of laughter. What better way to move on from shit talking that bitch, to loving that hoebag again! Sorry dudes, you just don’t get it!

If you wanted to finish that by rapping the intro to Fresh Prince then I love you... but we’ll save that for a rainy day.This episode is the start of the much anticipated story of the events that lead up to the rocky end of Jasmine and Ashtyn’s reign over the world.Part 1: Ashtyns Perspective Also included: For stress eating- a new waffle recipe! For a lighthearted end- Jasmines Cat In Heat moment For dessert- an intro to a DIVINE fellow podcaster that we had the pleasure of befriending this week!

Hey all you cool cats and kittens! Loving the connection this podcast brings all of us even when we have to be physically apart.Ashtyn and Jasmine are SO EXCITED to be back with their NATT Family!!These kitties HAD to talk Tiger King and all things positive throughout this weird ol’ life everyone has going on right now.WELCOME BACK, Y’ALL!

I scream! You scream! We all scream...: “...For F’s sake what is going on?!” Lol! The ladies thought spring 2020 would be full of dreams of their future ice cold summer beverages and not a red hot virus. This conversation was not only unavoidable but very interesting for Jasmine and Ashtyn! From morbid jokes, to CDC stats, to toilet paper sticklers, and literally every damn emotion and thought in between. Don’t lie. You went there too. WOOOHOO! Baby News!: Let’s lighten the mood in this bitch. Ashtyn is pumped for the latest news from her last ultrasound! Which obviously led to Pregnancy is beautiful and all but TEQUILA, HELLO! (Idk either)Pregnancy news to Tequila, Tequila to Bachelor Party in a...Van?:Only Jasmine and Ashtyn are capable of creating these transitions..TABLE TOPICS Y’ALL!!: Is cheating forgivable? Ashtyn shares a moment in the past where she can’t believe she let herself get to... Yikes!Strip clubs, Yay or nay?Marijuana is on the table again! Not literally. Don’t get too excited.Career shift to the Fem Dom life?! Next on the list! Lol

It’s time to celebrate our beautiful chocolaté and caramel cousins, Happy Black History Month!!Lightbulb!- Red Table Talk started something’, Man! Here’s where it took the conversation of race,division, education, action, and more in the eyes of Jasmine and Ashtyn. Harry Potthead- One of these Muggles is supporting legalization of two magical things!Does a Jasmine Poop in the Woods?- Table topics has us talking about going potty in public.Naughty Dreams- Have you ever had a dream where things are getting hot and steamy with someone totally random?! More Hot Topics bring y’all Ohhhh Jesus, Vaccines, Male Birth Control, and Why Dr. Ashtyn Nielsen would fail Sex Ed for a...third time..JASMINE WAS RIGHT... OKAAAAY. Lol!*Disclaimer: Ashtyn is not a doctor. It’s pretty evident after listening, but just in case.

Not At The Table welcomes their first guest!: Say heyyy to Moriah! A fellow momma, spunky good vibe throwing, uplifting bestie, and confident bad ass brings a fun addition to this episode.I L-O-V-E You: What does Love realllly mean? Is it unconditional? Plus a new way to spend V- Day! If all else fails, Love yourself and...“Love” yourself, if ya get what we’re sayin’. Eh, eh?!Sex Q&A (not so speedy)Speed Round: The non pregnant hunnies are taking shots of love juice while all the ladies share their thoughts on: Nudes, Role Play, Booty attention, Older Men, Facials, Woman-scaping, and So. Much. More! **Don’t miss the ACTUAL threesome story from a fellow listener!**Are Spitters Quitters?: Ashtyn shares her first BJ giving experience and the ladies answer “ARE spitters quitters?”Funniest/Worst Sex stories: One of them was called a little princess, someone was a human puke bowl, and someone had to tell their mom they shit their bed.

Vacay YAY-cay!: Jasmine decides to take a little trip before getting back to business. Will she see an ALLERRRGATER?! Ashtyn Vs a Rollercoaster: Pregnancy has been a biotch and life handed her some lemons this week.Their View- A popular daytime show has Jasmine flustered and for good reason.Table Topics!- Communication with an ex- eff buddy? Yay or Nay? Plus more thinkers for your noggin!Thank Yous!!- Jasmine and Ashtyn touch on the incredible support from listeners thus far, hope to create a platform for local movements and stories, and excitement for the future of the podcast!Sneak Peek!- Sneak Peek into their Valentines episode!!

Pregnancy Announcement, Drag Queen Drama, Dildos, and More!!Pregnancy Announcement: Jasmine and Ashtyn FINALLY spill the beans on who is expecting!Post Partum: A look into a topic not heavily touched on by society but heavily felt by mothers and friends alike.Hometown Hoedown: The ladies take a trip to back to where it all started. Which gets them thinking...Now and Then: Sparked by their recent trip, Ashtyn and Jasmine can't help but think of how much where they thought they would be 10 years ago differs from their actual reality!Drag Queen Drama: Should Drag Queen story time in libraries be outlawed? You are going to want to hear their honest truth!Table Talk: Surprise topics throw Dildos and Threesomes in the mix!

Ashtyn and Jasmine kick off this weeks episode with Woop and Poop, the scary decision they both had to make, all the feels The Bachelor brings, and more raw topics you crave.