Sh*t They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

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A podcast that tells you everything that comedian Nikki Limo had to learn the hard way about becoming an adult. With her co-host and fellow comedian husband, Steve Greene, they explore topics from what they didn't know about being in a relationship to things you learn about buying a house. They will…

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    Social Media Shenanigans, Crypto Compliments, & First-Year Follies - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2021 78:56

    From exes on Snapchat to Crypto financial independence to the saga of Nikki and Steve's first year together, this week's AUA episode is both a font of useful information and a nauseatingly sweet summary of how these two idiots fell in love (hint: it wasn't like a rom-com). As we sit down at dining room tables across the country to argue with our extended family members for Thanksgiving, you can listen to how two people somehow argued their way to an unnaturally healthy relationship. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    ELVIS & JOHN LENNON ARE ALIVE (or not)

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2021 75:15

    Did Elvis appear as an extra in the airport scene of Home Alone? Did John Lennon impersonate an impersonator playing himself in a movie about John Lennon? Who the f**k knows? But that doesn't mean Professor Limo won't dive down several internet rabbit holes to bring you yet another stellar conspiracy theory episode of Sh*t. Buckle up, folks, as this one is about to get weird. Elvis as a Home alone extra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOYbXeLTnf0 Miles Mathis paper on Lennon: http://mileswmathis.com/lennon.pdf Mark Staycer interview: https://youtu.be/_QBzclDPBsg?t=108 Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Everything Can Be Explained With Sports Analogies - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2021 65:13

    If you don't think that every single problem in life can be explained with a sports analogy, you're an idiot. Exhibit A? This week's episode of Sh*t. In this brilliant Ask Us Anything, Nikki and Steve prove that if you can't solve a problem by discussing the minutia of Peyton Manning's and Andrew Luck's football careers, you might as well end your podcast because you're an utter failure. In the immortal words of Peyton Manning: "Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa John's." Enough said. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    TURNING YOUR HOBBY INTO A BUSINESS

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2021 64:21

    Are you sick of being a mere cog in the wheel of capitalism? Going round and round in a job that offers nothing but a measly paycheck and crappy benefits like Hawaiian shirt Fridays? Well, Nikki is here to save you from the doldrums of a 9 to 5. Professor Limo takes you through the story of starting her own jewelry line, Kittens & Coffee, as well as tons of sage advice about the ins and outs of entrepreneurship that will come in super-handy once you finally decide to put that brilliant idea you have to good use and start a business. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    THE HAUNTING OF NIKKI & STEVE

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2021 64:39

    As we're bombarded with decorative gourds, jack-o-lanterns, and pumpkin spice lattes, it's time for the annual spooooooooooooky episode of STDTY. This year, Nikki and Steve recount their straight-up-terrifying tales of encounters with spirits both nice and nefarious. From the Shadowman to a wailing child, this year's episode will have you on Ebay finally ordering that Thundercats night light you've been eyeing for months. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Trolls, Stalkers, & Escaping From Life - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2021 73:03

    As we return to our bread 'n butter this week (the Sh*t Mailbag), we tackle some absolutely insane topics. From crazy ex's to real-life trolls to the never-ending urge to get the fu*k out of town for an extended vacation, Iceman and Icebreaker bring you all that sweet, sweet advice you're jonesin' for. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    STAR WARS, NOTHING BUT STAR WARS

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2021 70:32

    A long time ago (last week), in a galaxy far, far away (Los Angeles), a gentleman named Steve Greene decided to deliver a treatise on the entire Star Wars lexicon. From THX 1138 to The Mandalorian, Professor Greene touches on all the myriad ups and downs of this 43-year-old franchise. Whether you're a fanboy who sleeps in Darth Vader pajamas or a neophyte who barely knows the difference between an Ewok and a Wookie, you'll love this pop-culture deep-dive from start to finish. May the Force be with you. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    QUESTIONS FOR COUPLES?

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2021 68:56

    When you think you've googled a list with fun questions for couples for your podcast, but that list ends up being just questions for friends? Well, you simply go with it. And that's what this episode is: questions for friends/couples. Frouples? Anyway. If you've ever wondered what Nikki and Steve's perfect day is, or what their respective superpower would be, you've come to the right place. (hint: the superpower involves hawks, water, and kites) Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Relationship Questions Abound - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2021 67:25

    Sometimes we get questions about crypto. Other times, questions about careers. Occasionally, we even get questions about finance or pets. This week, however, it's all relationship drama all the time. Do we hit the break-up button? Do we have an entirely new button you've never heard before? Well. You'll have to listen to find out. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    ACCEPTING THE HERO'S JOURNEY

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2021 73:05

    We've all heard the whispers on the wind. That little voice in the back of your head. The subconscious shove to push you towards a new, risky endeavor. While most of us press the mute button and resume our boring, trite lives of repetition and boredom, there are a few among us who embrace the message from that tiny voice and run full-speed in this new direction, no matter how insane it may seem. Embracing that new direction and all that comes with it, is the true acceptance of the hero's journey. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Crypto Questions All Damn Day (Part 2) - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2021 71:05

    It's time to get out your Trapper Keeper, turn on the overhead projector, and prepare yourself for a fascinating tour down Crypto Lane. That's right: it's Part 2 of the Crypto 101 saga, appropriate labeled in your syllabus as "Crypto 102". But instead of some boring-ass sh*t you'll never use like Biology or Algebra, today's lesson from Professor Crypto-King is fascinating, engaging, and shockingly useful. Download Best Fiends for free on the Apple App Store or Google Play! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Slim Jims, Stone-Cold Losers, & Saying the "L" Word - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2021 77:28

    Questions from all around the globe have arrived in the STDTY Mailbag over the past month, including a few juicy updates from past letters we've read. Hence, we figured we'd tear open that 'ol burlap sack, read the innermost secrets from our listeners, and give our objectively questionable advice in the hopes that we might improve the human condition just a tad. Did we succeed in this endeavor? Listen to find out... Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    UFOs ARE FRIGGIN' REAL

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2021 66:34

    We've all heard the stories about bright lights that move too quickly, flying saucers that hover motionless, and stars that most assuredly do not behave like stars. This week, Professor Greene takes us on a journey to discover the little-known facts and reality behind the myths of Unidentified Flying Objects. These UFOs may not contain little green men, but they most certainly exist, and we have absolutely no idea what they are. For more info about UFO incidents recently declassified by the government, go to: https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/27/politics/ufos-uap-extraterrestrial-life Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    CELEBRITIES, CLONES, & COVER-UPS

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2021 69:04

    It's a tale as old as time: a celebrity reaches the pinnacle of their profession before suffering an untimely death, only to be seamlessly replaced by a body double. It happens all the time, people. Celebrity clones are as real as the earth is flat. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    DIEHARDING THE HARDEST (A Verbal History of the Die Hard Franchise)

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2021 48:18

    Running barefoot through broken glass. Jumping off a skyscraper with nothing but a fire hose wrapped around your waist. Alan Rickman's superb performance as a German financial terrorist. The oft-quoted Bruce Willis line: "Yippee Ki-Yay, Motherfu**er!" These are all part of action-movie cinematic history. Today, Steve Greene takes you from the effervescent highs of Die Hard to the abominable lows of A Good Day to Die Hard. So grab a frosty beverage and strap in for a bumpy, slightly inebriated ride through the entirety of the Die Hard canon. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    POKER'S LIFE LESSONS

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2021 73:23

    In the great pantheon of Nikki's obsessions, the most recent and all-consuming is most assuredly poker. Whether it's bad beats, flops, or reckless tilts, Professor Limo gives you all the information you need, to not only play a better game of poker, but live a better life. And yes, that's a disgustingly saccharine sentiment. But it's 100% true, damnit. So shut up, accept it, and start practicing your poker chip tricks. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Crypto Questions All Damn Day - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2021 67:40


    If you've ever heard the terms "dogecoin", "tether", and "blockchain" and thought to yourself, what in holy hell is that? Well, this episode is for you. Unlike so many other "All About Crypto" podcasts, this episode of STDTY is legitimately full of all the basic knowledge you need to know the difference between bitcoin, ethereum, and something called an "Elon Musk". Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices


    THE MEN OF STEEL

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2021 75:30

    In the never-ending battle for truth and justice, where do we turn? We look to the perfectly-coiffed, barrel-chested, god-like hero known as Steve Gre...uhh, I mean, Superman. In this week's episode, Iceman talks all things Superman, from Christopher Reeves to Brandon Routh to the ultra-hunky Henry Cavill. Is this episode more powerful than a locomotive? Listen to find out... Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    THE MAN, THE DAN, THE LEGEND: STEVEN SEAGAL

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2021 61:17

    On this, easily one of the most epic episodes in Shit history, Professor Greene takes his place at the lectern for a lesson about one of the most famous action stars of the 90s, Mr. Steven Seagal. From his humble beginnings to his rise to action movie stardom to his well-deserved status as an Aikido 7th Dan, you will be more acquainted with Steven Seagal after this episode than you are with your own damn father. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Friendzone Follies, Lamentable Lying, & Settling Sadly - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2021 61:26

    If you've ever been stuck in the Friendzone, this episode is for you. If you've ever wondered if "just good enough" is enough, this episode is for you. If you've ever wondered how much you should divulge on a first date, oh my god this episode is for you. So strap in and put on your thinkin' cap because Nikki and Steve are about to drop some knowledge on you. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    COMMUNICATION IS KEY

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2021 75:02

    We've said it once, we've said it a million times: in a relationship, communication is key. Yes, we know it's cliche. Yes, we know you're sick of us harping on it. But today, we found a really cool website with a fun couples quiz and we're going to take it live on the air to see if we practice what we preach. Do we know each other as well as we think we do? Are we meant to be together? Listen to find out! To check out the quiz/card game: https://www.werenotreallystrangers.com Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    THE BENEFITS OF BEGINNERSHIP

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2021 68:46

    First off, yes. We know that "beginnership" is not a word. Now that we've covered that, we can talk about the benefits of embracing "beginner status" in our everyday life and how much joy that can bring. So stop thinking that you're an expert at everything and try something you've never done before. Whether it's baking a cake, knitting a scarf, or writing the next great American novel, solving a problem can be a massively satisfying enterprise and might just lead to that little thing called happiness. Beau Lotto & The Neuroscience of Creativity, Perception, & Confirmation Bias: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vR2P5vW-nVc Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Foreplay, Forest Butt Photos, & Fantastic Swimming Pool Analogies - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2021 69:46

    Shockingly useful information flows like friggin' wine from yet another amazing STDTY Mailbag episode. From fake boobs on a mountain top to deep-cut Iron Man references to a surprising scarcity of Crypto-related questions, this week's episode will both educate and entertain you for a solid hour. And really...what more can one ask for? Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    NIKKI RULES

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2021 72:26

    If there's one thing we can all agree upon in these turbulent times, It's that Nikki Limo is the preeminent Queen God of All Humanity. In today's celebration of all that is Ice Breaker, Steve lists every piece of information that supports this fact. If anything, this is an under-counting of all the ways that Nikki is the logical high-point of human evolution. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    THE SHEER INSANITY OF QUORA STORIES

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2021 59:39

    From an innocent Google search about chronic cat-urination, Nikki was sent down a rabbit-hole of clickable craziness on the benign-looking website Quora. Seriously. There is some fu*ked up sh*t on there. You have no idea. So settle in and get ready for some tales of terror, titillation, and unparalleled stupidity. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don't forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    HOW TO ACE A MARRIAGE QUIZ

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2021 58:33

    Ace and Ice Breaker take a marriage quiz to celebrate their 4th wedding anniversary. As you settle in to listen to the sweet and sickly display between these two disgusting lovebirds, please have a plastic bucket nearby at all times in case you have the urge to vomit. Seriously. It's that gross. It's also aspirational. But mostly gross. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Monsters-in-Law, Crypto-Snobs, & Angelic Asses - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later May 27, 2021 58:15

    From diagnosing a lame, insecure dude always talking about Crypto, to dealing with a severe lack of love for one's in-laws, to touching an ass for the first time and falling deeply in love, today's AUA will start with you as an utter failure of a human being, and end with you being the epitome of all that is excellence. At absolutely no cost to you. Enjoy. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    ANY IDIOT CAN BE A SCREENWRITER

    Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2021 70:16

    Ever thought your life could be made into a movie? Yes? So has every other narcissist out there. Look...if the screenwriter of Kull the Conqueror got his screenplay produced, literally anyone can. Today, Nikki and Steve are showing you how to put that idea to paper in this STDTY crash-course on screenwriting. They just saved you a ton of money on film school. You’re welcome! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Massive Male Egos, Convenient Coping Mechanisms, & Negative Nellies – ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later May 13, 2021 65:55

    If you were in a toxic relationship, how would you know? What if you were the toxic one? In this epic AUA, Nikki and Steve crack open the STDTY mailbag to wax poetic about such hard-hitting topics as having a lower body count than your partner, dealing with a long-distance-polyamorous-relationship, and even creating a podcast (we don't need any more competition, so don't do it!). Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    IS THE ILLUMINATI HIDING UFOS?

    Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2021 66:29

    Short answer: yes, of course the Illuminati is hiding UFOs. On today's special episode, Iceman and Ice Breaker are talking everything UFO as Steve gives us hard evidence that proves we’re not alone in our little corner of the universe. They answer all the truly hard questions like: are UFOs just time-travelers hanging out? Is the Pentagon hiding ET from us? Who in the hell is attacking Canada? This is some deeply scholarly stuff, folks. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    WE DON’T HEAR ENOUGH ABOUT FAILURE

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 29, 2021 61:14

    These days, all you hear about on social media are success stories. But what about all the times that people fail spectacularly? Don’t worry, folks! Nikki and Steve are fully aware that life’s a b*tch and they’re here to break down the filthy lie that is survivorship bias. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Texts With My Ex, Springtime Soliloquies, & The Break-up Button - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2021 70:57

    Buying your first home? Dreaming of your ex? Just wanna shower Nikki and Steve with a plethora of compliments? Well, you're in luck. The dynamic duo of Iceman and Ice Breaker are here to read your emails and give you unprofessional (yet solicited) advice on how to manage your fitness, family, and finances! And because this is a listener mailbag episode, they definitely tell people to break-up. Because that's simply what they do.    Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    NIKKI'S ADVENTURES IN HEALTH

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 15, 2021 55:14

    From the disgusting to the mysterious to the mind-boggling to the even more disgusting, Nikki takes us on a wild ride through the crazy world that is her general state of health. You'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll frequently want to dry heave, but this is one ticket you don't want to lose, folks. So gather around and prepare to be regaled with fantastical tales of microbes and how they interact with the Nikki Limo microbiome. Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    CRYPTO IN THE YEAR 2021

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 8, 2021 59:04

    To say that there are exciting things happening in the world of crypto would be perhaps the understatement of the year. From new markets and blockchains to NFTs to completely re-inventing internet infrastructure, Professor Steve schools our asses on all the amazing sh*t that is happening in the world of crypto and beyond. This is a rare episode of STDTY, as not once do Nikki and Steve tell someone to break up. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Compliments, CPAs, & Complicated Connections - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2021 56:25

    From questions about blossoming crushes to sickeningly sweet compliments for Nikki to complex financial predicaments, today's episode of STDTY is filled to the brim with golden nuggets of advice that are sure to help you navigate this thing we call life. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    THE MAGIC OF LOGIC

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 25, 2021 48:39

    If someone has ever told you they forgot to wear underwear once on game day and their team won, so it must've been due to their commando status, this episode is for you. People make idiotic arguments with faulty rationale all the time, and today Professor Limo is here to tell you about the magic of logic. So listen up, as you're going to need this information on Thanksgiving when your Uncle announces that the government is controlling our minds via robotic pigeons. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Thoughtless Threesomes, Crypto Curiosities, & Sexy Sensuosity - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2021 61:21

    Class is now in session, people. Princess-Astronaut Nikki & Crypto-Expert Steve will be presiding over today's lesson in unsuccessful dating loops, blind shopping tips, investing 101, and so much more. And yes, they tell a listener to break up. I mean, c'mon. Have you never listened to this podcast before? To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    THE TRUTH BEHIND CHILD STARS

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 11, 2021 67:28

    From insanely long work days to predatory co-workers to abusive parents to drug use, the tales of child stars are sordid in every sense of the word. Today, Nikki regales us with the tales of many well-known child actors who's real lives didn't quite match the starry perfection depicted onscreen and in the media. Strap in, folks, as this one gets crazy. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    SIX KEYS TO A HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 4, 2021 60:14

    From the importance of mutual respect to the significance of clear lines of communication to the acceptance of a plethora of pillows on the bed and couch, Nikki and Steve cover six keys to healthy relationships, and all the challenges that come with them. Bottom line? Relationships ain't easy. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    FORMING GOOD HABITS

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 25, 2021 59:34

    With so much time at home for the last twelve months, we've all formed habits; some good, some not-so-good. In this episode, Nikki & Steve cover a cornucopia of habits they've formed over the past year that have made life not just bearable, but pretty damned good. So grab a pencil and make a list. This is some solid sh*t right here. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Uber Nikki Fans, Sage Screenwriting Advice, & Relationship Finance Pitfalls - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 18, 2021 69:09

    From an uber-Nikki-Limo-Fan fawning all over Nikki's work ethic to an amateur screenwriter asking the master for some tips, to the dangers of merging with your spouse's finances, this Q & A episode is packed to the gills with advice to live your best life. Or at the very least, a lesson in how to subtly pay Nikki twenty compliments within a single email. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    GAMESTOP vs. WALL STREET

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 11, 2021 60:21

    It's one of the biggest financial stories of the year, but most of us have no idea what the fu*k really happened. (what the hell is a "short" anyway?) Well, have no fear, friends. Nikki and Steve are here to help explain everything about the Gamestop vs. Wall Street fiasco of 2021. Enjoy. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    INVESTING 101

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 4, 2021 59:32

    Money. We all want it. Some of us have it. Many of us don't. Today, Professors Nikki & Steve school your ass with some tips on how to begin thinking about getting money, saving money, and growing money. While neither Nikki nor Steve claim to be financial experts, plenty of tasty nuggets of financial info can be found here, folks. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Polygamy, Pornography, & Possessiveness - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 28, 2021 64:10

    Today's Q & A episode explores the intricacies of cohabitation, the temptation to steal one's man, porn's potential downsides, and the everlasting allure of polygamy. If you have a specific romantic or sexual preference or problem, it's likely covered in today's episode. Enjoy. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    CRYPTO IN 2021 & BEYOND

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 21, 2021 64:19

    Look. We get it. Everyone makes fun of Steve and his obsession with cryptocurrency. But in 2021, some crazy-ass sh*t is happening: Bitcoin is back and new types of exchanges and currencies are all over the place. So even though it's a comedy bit that we've all come to know and love, it's actually a great time for a crypto update because lots of stuff is going on. Go grab a pen, a piece of paper, and take some notes, people. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    Parental Demons, Emotional Decisions, & Eminem Verses - ASK US ANYTHING

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 14, 2021 63:57

    From parents who just don't understand to "b*tches be crazy" stereotypes to Steve's astonishing Eminem impression, the first Q & A episode of 2021 has it all. You will most assuredly be a better person after listening to this. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    THE ART OF BUYING A HOME

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 7, 2021 61:27

    As you begin to implement your 2021 New Years Resolutions, one of them may very likely be to save more money. And what better thing to save money for than a home, right? That's where our first episode of 2021 comes in. Today, we school your ass with a whole lotta sh*t no one told you about saving for a home, searching for a home, buying a home, and even re-financing a home. This episode has it all, b*tches. From our STDTY family to yours, we wish you a happy and healthy new year! To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    FUNNY STORY ft. Matthew Glave & Michael Gallagher

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 31, 2020 76:17

    It's New Year's Eve, so celebrate the end of one of the worst years ever while revisiting one of our most fun interviews ever! Pop the champagne, get wasted, and listen to Nikki and Steve chat with Director/Co-writer Michael Gallagher and Lead Actor Matthew Glave (The Wedding Singer) of the movie Funny Story! By the by, Nikki happens to have a big part in the movie, and Steve just so happens to have co-written the screenplay! So yeah, this is just a big 'ol cast & crew reunion for this amazing movie, which is now available on Amazon Prime, Tubi, Vudu, iTunes, YouTube, and Google Play! For more info on the movie, check out www.funnystorymovie.com and @funnystorymovie  From our STDTY fam to yours, HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    UNSOLVED CHRISTMAS MYSTERIES - Murder, Kidnapping & Spontaneous Internal Combustion!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2020 66:42

    As Nikki and Steve take a much-needed holiday break, we are proud to present a revisiting of our favorite holiday episode ever. Enjoy! Sometimes the holidays are peaceful, serene, and joyous, and other times the holidays are filled with people spontaneously bursting into flames. This special episode of Sh*t includes stories about the latter. From all of us here at the Sh*t They Don't Tell You family, we wish you and yours a happy holiday and a splendid new year! To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    THE INSANE ORIGINS OF SANTA CLAUS

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 17, 2020 62:58

    We bet you didn't know that several Christmas traditions may have come directly from ancient people getting high as hell on magic mushrooms. Or that Saint Nicholas' first good deed was saving a bunch of women from being sold into slavery? Yeah. This is some decidedly crazy sh*t that no one told you about the origins of Santa Claus and Christmas. From our STDTY family to yours, Happy Holidays, people! To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

    THE ENDURING MYSTERY OF D.B. COOPER

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 10, 2020 65:00

    49 years ago, a mysterious man using an alias hijacked a Northwest Airlines plane and demanded $200,000, otherwise he'd blow up the plane. One of the most notorious unsolved mysteries in American history is dissected by Professors Steve Greene and Nikki Limo in an epic true-crime episode of STDTY. Strap in, folks. This story is absolutely wild. To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To follow the podcast on Instagram, follow us @shttheydonttellyou To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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