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To close out the season, Patty & Acid recommend candidates for our next starting-11 based on players' astrological sign's luckiest days. We also stalk Richy's stunning new SOAP (Significant Others and Partners) and the Lloris family living it up in Los Angeles. Let's get socialHBD, Richy our little pigeon Andrea, Richy's Sister Amanda, Richy's SOAP HBD Cuti Yo Cuti, it's yo birthday HBD Kulu HBD "Angas" Ben BB of the WeekBB Girl Kulu WholesomeTito Elmo BB Valentino at Papa Cuti's Birthday Dier's "first born's" birthday The Llorises at San Diego ZooThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid track down the pub from which Ben Davies posted a rare selfie with the boys. Then ask a vital question about Ben and Sonny's friendship - who's the Black Cat and who's the Golden Retriever? Next on the stalking docket: where in Hollywood is Marine Lloris?Let's get socialThe Pub Selfie in Question The Location, RevealedThat Gab and Juls episode A teaser for the next one Wimmer takes an L BB of the WeekBig Day for Papa Hugo and Giu-Giu The Llorises' LA Fantasy Malibu BBs Cuti and Valen's Ice Cream MomentThe Spurs BBs ThemselvesThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid read into Spurs players' star signs and what they mean for team harmony and recruitment. Also on the analysis agenda: what they're currently binge watching, what time they arrive for training, and what their lock screens are. Let's get socialLet's get socialDelesonnys' Tottenham Astrology Thread Charlie Parrish's lock screen investigation Spurs Official asks - what are you watching? BB of the WeekEmerson Royale's Party BennyBoo and Ralph The Llorises

Patty & Acid discuss Richarlison's resurgence, the pru-pru-prugress we've made, and the spotlight seizing mascot Ralph. In First Off Football, we talk about the wild draw at the Dekihad and our phenomenal run of wins. Plus: a BB of the Week of the Year is named!Let's get socialTHAT podcastRichy's revenge and our relief Vicario's got your back Ralph, the absolute legendWaving to his fans Motivating his captainPlaying to the camera And apparently reincarnated Say something nice about... Romero tackling his son AGAIN Lo Celso stirring some shit BB of the WeekThe Diers with their BBs and BB on the way Estela and BB Royale's photo shootJan and a very special mascot BB Kulu announced by Ate Kulu BB Lo Celso's 1st birthday and Papa Gio's greeting PEH's family studio shootQueen Marine is backThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid report on the biggest questions in football - what body wash and eau de parfum does Sonny favour? And how much does smelling like a birthday cake let you get away with among Premier League referees? Plus: a fur-baby packed BB of the Week!Let's get socialThat Sonny interview in GQ Sonny flirting with the referee and the opposing team doctor Ange says dream Mr Eccleshare says enjoy the moment BB of the WeekBennyBoo's Twiggy PEH's Rocky BB Romero BB Royale BB Madders Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Feels good to get back to fangirling mode! Patty & Acid discuss the best questions to come out of the Fan Forum, plunge into a Van de Ven rabbit hole and name an all new, record breaking BB of the Week. In First Off Football: we cover our feel-good run of games.Let's get socialThe best questions at Fan Forum from Jomac and Owen The Van de Ven Rabbit HoleLuka is his enabler best friend Micky the Main Character Micky as Jan Jr Or at least his biggest fan Driving home with MickySpurs-love, Jan-approved Maddison on Saka doing his celebration and winning over Ian Wright BB of the WeekCongrats Anna and Eric Dier Bentancur and BB at the Stadium Kennedy Alexa, Madders' SOAP Emerson Baby Drop Video Our oldest ever BB of the WeekThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

The Ange Era is here and with it, is Sonny's Captain Era, which we hope will be his Red Era (obviously a reference to Taylor Swift and not that other team). Patty & Acid discuss all the good vibes we're getting from our new boys, new leaders, and all new BBs.Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpursLet's get social"Introduce yourself first, mate" Robbie Williams sings Angel Ajumma / Yaya Sonny Sonny's super confident interview Random third kit reveal BBs of the weekHarry's Baby Boy Mama Marine is 37Charlie Morgan is huge now The Lo Celso family day out The Romero family day in Ben "Daddy" Davies Madders' twins

One of our own is striking out on his own. Patty and Acid are joined by Toby and Suren to recap the facts, process our feelings, and discuss what we expect from our first Post-Kane season. Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpursLet's get socialHarry's selfie video breaking up with us Messages from Sonny and Kate Ange on the space for others to step into and how Kane told the teamOne last video to cry to

Well, that's that. Patty & Acid thank Lucas for the miracles, gloss over the season, and look forward to the upcoming friendlies on our home turf of Singapore. As we close the chapter on 2022-23, we reveal who lifts the prestigious Spurs BB of the Season trophy. Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpursLet's get socialThey made the fans proud: Nuno, Lamela and Gil, even JoseLucas Players' Tribune and final interviewBB of the WeekKulu is engaged Charlie turns 3Eric and Anna's dog turns 1 Lucia's name revealSalvi's neck reveal Bentancur and Moura's kids under Tito Sonny's spellThe Kane Kids Baby Perisic Baby Cuti The PEH Dream Team Big Sis Marine

Despite everything, we're still 5th. Patty & Acid look to Dungeons & Dragons to get through this tough time and talk about just wanting the good vibes back. Plus: we break the news of a super secret Spurs wedding and get arts-and-craftsy with Richarlison.Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpursLet's get socialJack Pitt-Brooke on Stellini and Mason Alasdair Gold on Mason fuming at Stellini The manager search - How about Poch or Poch?Anna Modler-Dier Sonny and Harry do the fork challenge Harry and BennyBoo make fried rice Richarlison our cute little ally and arts and crafts pigeon Charlie Eccleshare's curtains BB of the WeekSpurs AI babies Baby Sonny eating japchae Ryan and Rachel Mason's new BB Alex and Charlie Morgan Bentancur and Melany on holz with their BB The Lloris family and their silky hair The chicest family goes to Disney

Patty & Acid react to the hilarious player comments about Sonny's new underwear ads and lead the love parade for former intern Oliver Skipp's glow up. Plus: revel in pettiness, as we discuss all the ways Spurs might end the season above Arsenal. It could happen!Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpursLet's get socialCOYS reddit mysteries of the universe Sonny's campaign photos and video Cuti's yerba mate cup Besties Sonny and Ben Gong Yoo at the stadium Jan Mic'd Up Skippy's before and after Skippy's post match interview BB of the WeekCuti Romero's cutest ever slide tackleCuti gonna cute Jace Alderweireld finally gets the spotlight Charlie Morgan SEIZES the spotlight Baby Richy's confusing sponcon Baby Harry, unexpectedly chubs Ivan Perisic's surprised little boyAll of Tito Ivan's kids Giuliana through the (9) years

Patty & Acid talk about Bale's retirement from club and international football, Hugo's retirement from Equipe de France (and the thing we all know this foreshadows), as well as Lucas's looming departure from Spurs. Let's get socialBale tributes from Spurs Official, Sonny, BennyBoo, Steve the Kit ManLucas tributes from The Spurs Web, ConteSZN, Lee McQueen Hugo's retirement announcement from Equipe de France and a reel from Marine Lloris BB of the WeekIvy Kane's birthday and the Kane family Christmas Tito Richarlison and a mystery babyCuti and Cutie Romero A Jaden-centric Christmas with the AlderweireldsThe Very Approachable Vertonghens, even in their Christmas best The Lloris Family Album - Christmas, New Year and the World Cup Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid appraise national team photos and ask the hard questions like which team is rocking their M&S outfits harder? Do the teams travel in suits or do they change on the plane? Also, we toast Dier on his engagement and Kane on his very random award. Let's get socialEric gets engaged!Kane wins an award! And wins our hearts with his dance moves! Art begets art Genius inspires genius Hojbs strips down Harry gets sentimental World Cup of Team PicsFrance Denmark Belgium Croatia England Wales Brazil Uruguay BB of the WeekEmily and Benny?! Salvi Sanchez The Kane Kids Charlie MorganAnd all theSOAPS perfection from Marine LlorisThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid check in on the England center back we can't live without, Eric Dier. Who is he dating? Does he keep in touch with Dembele? We have the answers speculation. Also, we assess Harry Kane's new TikTok presence and launch the Ben Davies Baby Watch 2022.Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpursLet's get socialFirst off footballGianni Vio Thug LifeCharlie Eccleshare on Perisic and SonnyOptaJoe on Sonny's hat trickCold hard Højbjerg statsHugo's Tribute to Gian PieroHarry's tribute and he gets emoshHarry joins TikTokThe AnnouncementFanboying at the NFLEric Dier life updateBack in the England TeamHooking up with a modelFeeling the love from the fansGetting support from an old friendSonny Hat Trick AftermathThe Sonny Apology TourIvan risks a yellow cardHugo literally picks him upHoybs literally picks him up tooI mean know he's likeable but wowBB of the WeekCharlie MorganBaby Caplan-Davies?!Leandro and Anna Rose Lloris

Patty & Acid bestow the The Lizzie Mcguire Achievement Award to Richarlison and round up tributes to the OG Lizzie, Queen Elizabeth II, from the club, the players, and the WAGs. Plus: play Pony by Ginuwine (or not) because we gotta talk about Sonny's thirst trap pics.Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpursLet's get socialThe Conte SupremacyLaterz, TuchelDon't do it, Papa PochThe Lizzie Mcguire Achievement AwardRicharlison dares to dreamThen sings to the universe(BTW - Check out this juicy VFTL)Goes on to win Player of the MatchThen cries to his papa!!And gets love from his club papa!!Richarlison, this is what dreams are made ofSonny's thirst trap picsPrepare yourself to see him in a different lightSo much braso and bulge and butt cleavageTributes to the QueenDeleSpurs OfficialDierKate Kane on social and IRLBB of the WeekKate Kane conceals her kids' faces throughout a 2 minute videoHappy Birthday Ayla AlderweireldKieran Trippier's curly cutiesCharlie and Alex Morgan make historySaliv Sanchez Neck Watch 2022Ivan Perisic's BBMarine Lloris is back with her hashtagsGiulianna Lloris gets fashion tips from Tita Laari

Patty & Acid discuss the Culture of Conte - the sense behind doing what it takes to win and the sensibility of evolving our core values. Then your favorite Tottenham Titas take on TikTok before kicking off this season's BB of the Week (TBH the pod's immutable core value).Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpursLet's get socialShitposter Conte The Big Lad Team Titas on TikTokBehind the scenes: Media Day Just Sonny Content Romero's Greatest HitsWistful Dele retrospective Conte Owning Tuchel BB of the WeekWelcome Manuela Perisic The Hojbjerg kids are giants and adorbs Cutie RomeroObrigado Mouras Salvi Neck Watch 2022Queen Marine The Vertonghens starting strong

In our season finale, Patty & Acid crown the official Stalking Spurs BB of the Season and wrap up the absolutely bonkers year that was. Also: we check in on South Korea's love for their Golden Boy, Dier and Doherty's fandom of F1 and BennyBoo's engagement to Emily.Let's get socialThe Golden BootThe Congrats: Dele, BennyBoo, PEH, Gollini, Harry The Speech The Tearz The Interviews: BBC, Sports Illustrated, The Spurs Express, SkySports The South Korean coverage: commentating, homecoming, receiving the Cheongnyeong Medal - which is a HUGE deal Journey to Top 4The season in a tweet Posts from Ledley, Jamie, Conte, BennyBoo Season Break Check-inWelcome Ivan Eriksen come back Maybe even Dele too!! New kit With a surprise detail Red Bull racing welcomes Eric and Matt Benny Boo and Emily Caplan get hitched BB of the SeasonCutie Romero Jan's squad and happy campers The return of Ayla Eriksen's kidsTito Sonny with his niblings and more, if you can take it Tito Sonny with no neck Salvi Sanchez and Miguel and Pedro MouraPEH with his viking kids The Kane kids, unmaskedHugo and Guilianna Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid demand justice for Doherty for the double hate crimes of that terrible tackle on the pitch and a tragic haircut from his youth. Also: we talk about celebrity fans, our old and new Danish Boos, and why @SpursOfficial might want to look into an Only Fans account.Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpursLet's get socialHarry at The Masters And his pivot into punditry Emma Raducanu in Spurs kit! Ben for Tottenham ThotspurAbout Eriksen - our classy fans, our sweet boys, and Harry speaks for all of usSonny for the Golden Boot Harry's vendetta against Leicester PEH and the NHS Heroes Doherty's tragic hair And what it reminds us ofBaby Royal and Baby Lucas BB of the WeekPEH cheeses it up Sanchez with Salvi, Not pictured: his neckAlex and Charlie The Vertonghen Kids

Patty and Acid break down two videos: a Q&A with our Welsh cuties Ben Davies and Joe Rodon and a vlog from our Spanish sweetie Marta Diaz (herself the sweetheart of Sergio Reguilon). Plus: a round-up of the precious social media posts inspired by our recent wins.Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpursLet's get socialPrecious Moments FCConte's face! Kulu's caption!PEH's self-talk! Sonny and Hugo! Hugo's love! Gollini's advocacy! Spurs' cutest fan! Q&A with our Welsh Q-ties The other dynamic duo The other Spurs, the other Beautiful Game Marta Diaz at home with Reggy The feature length film BB of the WeekAlex and Charlie Morgan Mario Gazzaniga Cutie Romero Salvi Sanchez Toby with his girls - THE JACE ERASURE The Vertonghen Fam The Eriksen Fam Lily Sissoko

Patty & Acid break down the Wheels and Doors video to glean insights about Harry's leadership style. We also celebrate our record breaking duo, say one last goodbye to Dele, and explain why we may pivot to writing Spurs slash fiction.Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpursLet's get socialThe Wheels or Doors Debate Sonny blocking Reggy's view Sonny falling into the laps of Gollini, Royal, and Cuti Spurs with the 3 best games of the season City can't win against us Take a bow, Harry DADDY THAT Son and Harry pic THAT damn 4th official Fuck you COYS Twitter Opta Joe Official: Record breakers COYS Hawaii The hugs from Reggy, Sonny, Harry, and Dier Fans sing Dele's song Hugo brings Dele to say goodbye BB of the WeekCould be the Kane kids but who knows Cutie Romero Salvi SanchezGiuliana Lloris The Dembeles and Vertonghens

What is this 1kg grocery item Højbjerg has with him on match day? Could the answer lie with new boy Bentacur's homeland? What does this have to do with PEH's extra cup? Patty & Acid have answers as well as some all new theories. Plus: tributes for Dele and Dembele. Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpursLet's get socialHøjbjerg's mystery match day groceries What the grocery item actually was Dembele retires! But wait, not yet! Tributes from Toby, Wanyama and praise from Poch Hugo renews his contract For an extremely good and true reason Dele's official goodbye statement Heartbreaking fan insight Goodbye video from the club Tributes from Dier, Sonny, BennyBoo, and Harry Quickfire questions with BentacurBB of the WeekNecha Aurier Cutie Romero The Kulasevski Kids Uruguayan Liv TylerSalvi Sanchez on a llama

Patty & Acid share their January transfer window wish list including names from rival clubs, other sports, and the world of film. We also celebrate Erik Lamela's well deserved 2021 FIFA Puskas Award and welcome a surprise first time entry into BB of the Week. Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpursLet's get socialTransfer wish list: Mason Mount clay pigeon shooting and coloring with his nieceMarcus Rashford in conversation with Obama and suiting up for his MBE Jack Grealish with Stormzy and his dog SkyeAlfonse Areola's squee-worthy BB Etheridge's chow chows and with his mom - Hi Tita!Eriksen's interview and next chapter (just come home!) Sonny stirs some Ted Lasso rumors A very Regui new yearLamelly wins the Puskas Award for that rabona that Jan foresaw BB of the WeekSia Doherty turns 3 The Vertonghen fam garageThe Lloris' on a plant box Leandro Lloris sleeps through dad's performanceNecha Aurier likes Paw PatrolThe Alderweireld fam on NYE The mystery children we'll never knowUntil now

We have a starting eleven's worth of Spurs BBs in this episode. Patty & Acid compile and confer on all of the Christmas photos from the Llorises, the Morgans, the Højbjergs, and more. We cover everything from the cute and chaotic to the completely invisible necks. Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpursLet's get socialTom Holland and Sonny fanboy about Spurs Tom and Sonny choose their AvengersThe boys greet us Merry ChristmasChristmas charades with Skippy, Lucas, and Hugo BB of the WeekThe Mouras The Vertonghens The Gazzanigas The Sanchezes The Masons Mommy and Daddy Højbjerg and with the kids The Llorises The youngest Llorises running up to Hugo Papa or Tito Emerson? The Morgansand the Morgans again

Patty & Acid play “Is it SponCon or Organic?” about all the Spider-man celebrations and crossover content. We also deep dive into the scoop-dense BennyBoo Davies profile in The Athletic. At half time with Toby, we discuss the question “New Spurs, Who Dis?”Let's get socialThe video that started it all Spurs gets in on it Sonny whips out the Spidey celly The inevitable Tom and Sonny meet and greet Sonny with a fan One last appearance on Son's feed And now everyone's doing it ESPN's recap A past Marvel x Premier League tie upWe gotta talk about Skipp and Lucas Dier's caption gameBennyBoo's The Athletic profile Mr Gold's Covid scare scoop BB of the WeekAyla and Jace Alderweireld ​​Necha Aurier Charlie MorganThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

It's Conte this and Conte that! Patty & Acid break down the Conte Hype Train, where it's going, and who's along for the ride. Even Conte's daughter is in the mix! She joins one of the most crowded and competitive BB of the Week lineups in Stalking Spurs history.Let's get socialConte brings intensity Attempts to smileBrings in Ryan Mason And outlaws ketchup Why PEH didn't celebrate The preciousness of Reggy Conte's aggressive celebration Celly on the ‘gram: Sonny, Ben, and DeleBB of the WeekThe Vertonghen KidsCharlie Morgan The Sissoko Fam Casa ConteHappy Birthday Salvi Sanchez PEH and his giant babiesNecha "Don't Kill My Vibe" Aurier Hugo pushing prams and pretending not to save goals Toby's parenting philosophyThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

It's lights, camera, fashion at Stalking Spurs! Patty & Acid talk about Adele on the cover of Vogue, Son Heung-Min in the pages of Elle, and Harry Kane and Regui on the red carpet for James Bond. Do we even talk about football? Well, yeah, a bit, we guess.Let's get socialAdele's 73 questions for VogueSonny's Elle Korea InterviewSpurs on the Red Carpet: Harry and Kate Kane, Regui and MartaSpurs pose for a class photo and then for casual FridayBB of the WeekSalvador Sanchez's growth spurtLucas and Miguel the gymnastThe Vertonghen Kids with their dadNecha Aurier, the modelCharlie Morgan and the world's smallest pumpkinLleandro Lloris and his favorite wordMarinne and the Lloris kids at the beachThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid chat about our loveable left-back Sergio Reguilón looking like a millennial dad running errands in our third kit, getting pranked about his FIFA rankings, and taking Marta out for date night to Salt Bae's new restaurant. Also: what's up with our form!?Let's get socialRegui as a dad running errands in the third kit Regui, Doherty, and Japhet discuss team FIFA Rankings Regui's pranked about his ratingsRegui and Marta's date night: the steak and the same-day edit Coco Lamela wishing us luck - WE NEED IT Shit Jan Likes: US, STILL, APPARENTLY! Hojbjerg and the smile that launched a smile listicle BB of the WeekLeando Lloris' gender norm breaking birthday Anna Rose Lloris looking like a young Jennifer Garner Charlie Morgan HATES TIKTOK HoyBB cuddle time and Rosa's birthday Ayla Alderweireld's dad takes her to school and, BTW, happy birthdayThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid discuss the Harry Kane transfer drama, Nuno's Fashionable Dad ‘fits, and then check in on Coco, Toby, and Jan. At halftime, we cautiously allow ourselves to feel joy about our 100% win rate for the opening two Premier League games. Let's get socialThe life of a Spurs fan in a tweet Getting swept away with Rog getting swept away tooCraig Mitch on the haters who gonna hate Nuno dressed for success Levy trying to look approachable LOLHugo's 300th commemorative team photo Harry's statement and that wild stat Checking in on our old boys Lamelly, Toby, and JanBB of the WeekCharlie Morgan, Lily Sissoko, Salvador Sanchez, Necha Aurier, and Ayla AlderweireldThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid are in extremely good spirits over Nuno Espirito Santo, the newly announced Head Coach. In this bonus pod, we play “Ok stop” with Nuno's first video interview on Spurs Official's YouTube channel Let's get socialNuno as Tottenham's first black managerHis footballing styleJust a breath of fresh airA highlight reel in a tweetThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Who is this season's top Spurs Baby and why is it obviously Lilly Sissoko? What do we make of the rumors about Harry's exit and Poch's return? New kit - add to cart or add to bin? Patty & Acid answer all these and more. Plus: Tributes to Gazzaniga and Rose.Let's get socialThank you, big guy Paulo and your good eyes.Thank you for your service, Danny Rose.What, no despedida?Rumored goodbyes: Aurier, Sissoko, and HarryHøjbjerg's last day of school feelsDele's reflective tweetCold, hard stats from The AthleticArsenal gives Lamela's rabona the highest honorSir Harry Kane with a once in a generation awards haulDele speaking the truth about KaneFans' investigative tweeting about PochNew kit, new contentQuality modelling from PEHRunway-ready HugoSpurs Ladies Working it - Shelina Zadorsky, So Hyun ChoBB of the seasonBest Newcomers - Nesha Aurier and Salvador SanchezHall of Fame Inductee - Charlie MorganBB of the Season - Lily SissokoThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty and Acid react to Dele dating Maria Guardiola. Does Dele have Sunday dinners at the Guardiola household? Has Maria introduced him to Pep? How does this impact Dele's career? Also: BTS Army, our fandoms are colliding and we have a mystery to solve.Let's get socialDele spotted with Maria Guardiola Who YES is Pep's daughter The BTS x Son Mystery Is it an apology from this BTS member? Sad fashion Sonny holding a chicken The boys judge South Korean snacks Jose to Roma Ben Davies' girlfriend, Emily Caplan's telling like That "Come home, dad" video Just a range of Spurs reactions to Leicester winning the FA CupBB of the weekVertonghen family beach day and Jan's birthday party Anna Rose with Papa Hugo Salva with Papa Sanchez Alderweireld family park day Aurier's little Nehneh with her momHappy Birthday Charlie Morgan - with her superstar mom Alex Lily Sissoko in her Eid EleganzaThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

It is a truth universally acknowledged that we were never gonna win the Carabao Cup. Or is it? Patty & Acid discuss player statements in support of Ryan Mason Darcy and how he's doing so far. Plus: we discuss Crying Sonny, Sad Dier, and where to go from here. Jose tributes from Sir Harry Kane, Sonny, Hoybyeah Sun Min Kimes on Mason's Austen-esque appeal Ryan Mason, he's one of our own Approval from Harry himself, Toby, and Hugo Best wishes on Carabao day from Jan, Eriksen, and Gazzaniga Post-match feels: Crying Sonny, Skepticism of Crying Sonny, Sad Dier, Really Sad Dier, and Someday. Reflections from Harry and Toby Babies of the Week: Nehneh Aurier, Bea and George Mason, Salvador Sanchez in business casual, all the Lloris Babies, spotlight on #BabyLeandro, and Ayla Alderweireld with Jace.Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

And that's the end of the Mourinho era. Patty, Acid, and Toby react to the announcement (are we surprised?!), speculate on the timing (a week before a cup final!?), and try to sift through the confusion to see what's ahead (go on, Ryan Mason!!!). Links to tweets from Gary Lineker, Spurs Official, Glenn, and Daily Hotspur. Editor's note: Harry Kane is first with a tribute post. And happy birthday Joe Hart! Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid, together with Toby, process feelings about the loss at the North London Derby and the exit from the Europa League. Are we still #JoseIn? What do we even do if it’s #JoseOut? Can we keep Harry, Son, and Hugo? Where do we go from here? Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid celebrate our humble Captain Hugo and his milestone 100 clean sheets. We break down the team’s video for him and decide who nailed their tributes and who didn’t. We also discuss the origins of the Welsh Mafia and their infamous clash with La Mafia. First HalfHugo's 100 Clean SheetsRodon and Bale on the Welsh MafiaWhen the Welsh Mafia met La MafiaKane and Bale: the Spinoff Kane and Son: the OG HalftimeWolfsberg 4-0Burnley 4-0Fulham 0-1Crystal Palace 4-1Dynamo Zagreb 2-0Second HalfAdmin KaneBB of the Week: Winks' BB Puppy, "BB" Joe Hart, Hugo and Marine's BB Girl Giuliana Lloris, Sanchez's BB, Toby's BB Girl Ayla AlderweireldThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty and Acid answer: Which Spurs player looks best as a pancake? How is football fandom like marriage? What is Sissoko’s daughter Lily’s rising sign? Why aren’t we on the #JoseOut train? It’s an episode all over the place, just like our recent form!First HalfDressing Room Secrets A day in the life of a social media manager Mascots zooming in Bale's claim of the season The boys' fashion posesPuskas winner at the Puskas stadium HalftimeTweet from Men in Blazers Sanchez vs LiverpoolTake off your mask, Neuer Second HalfThe Pancake Day video BBs of the WeekJose’s Big Boy Toby’s Jace and ValentinesMoussa and Marylou’s BB Girl Lilly The Lloris girls and boys Alex Morgan’s BB Girl CharlieThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid weigh in on Ndombele’s wizardly ways as well as Sonny’s takeover of the Twittersphere. Plus answers to: How do we feel about Jose being an Aquarius? What football-centric KDrama premise is Netflix totally overlooking? What shit does Jan like?First HalfSonny’s emoji free-association exercise Spurs Korea gets their own TwitterSonny gets his own emojiSonny’s overly orchestrated interview Preview - Shit Jan Likes: that Tweet him and Dier crashing SONSational HalftimeMarine 0 - Spurs 5Sheffield United 1 - Spurs 3Wycombe 1 - Spurs 4Spurs 1 - Liverpool 2Second HalfNdombele: NdomBALLER, the Midfield Magician, A THREAD, the two wild Wycombe goals, the 2021 Puskas Winner LOL Jose: the unexpected Aquarius, a dig at Oil That foot tennis videoShit Jan Likes: a lot of bitcoin and concussion subsBBs of the WeekKate Kane’s chic baby bump and hypnobirth Super Jan’s super BB Boi Tito Gio the best pillow Aurier’s BB GirlSissoko’s Lily on her first day of school Alex Morgan’s BB Girl CharlieAcid: Charlie BB Girl CharlieThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid conclude their analysis of the 2019 TvN docuseries SONSational. For discussion: Sonny opening up on loneliness and anxiety, the classic sibling dynamic between he and his brother, and the hilariously unactionable advice he gives to kids.Watch with English subs here- Starting from Episode 1- Skip to Episode 4Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

First half: Patty & Acid discuss the Christmas Covid Scandal as well as Ben Davies’ studies and extracurriculars. Second half: a detailed analysis of the 38 accounts Poch follows on his all new Instagram. At the break: reactions to the Stoke, Wolves, and Leeds games.First HalfThat damning photographThe apologies from Lamelly Lo Celso Then: Portuguese piglet regret! That Davies’ "It's Daddy Time!" videoThe account to follow for great Davies content and design ideas!Benny Boo’s honestly super hot photo… Who knew he could project? HalftimeSTOKE-TOT 1-3WOLVES-TOT 1-1TOT-LEEDS 3-0Kane and Son: The record-breaking partnershipSecond HalfPoch to PSG is the wound, this emotional career retrospective is the saltThe Instagram you wish he started 6 years agoBBs of the WeekThe newborn BBs: Harry's & Sanchez's Hoybyeah’s MegaToddler Sonny’s nieceHugo and Marine’s super cute fam - GENETICS ARE REALQueen Alex Morgan’s BB Charlie Sissoko and Marylou’s BB Lily Toby’s gift that keeps ongivingThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty and Acid argue that Sergio is the comedy genius the squad has been missing, assess the best posts about Sonny’s 2020 Puskas Award, and debut the all new segment, Shit Jan Likes on Twitter. At halftime: that satisfying NLD victory and more!First HalfSon Heung-Min wins the 2020 Puskas AwardSonny’s family photo Congratulations from Dele, Gazzanigz, Sanchez, Jose, JanJan video called Sonny!HalftimeLIV-TOT 2-1CRY-TOT 1-1ANTWERP-TOT 0-2TOT-ARS 2-0 Second HalfJust shit Jan likesDele, Japhet, and Funny Man Sergio surprise kids in hospitalHart, Lamelly, Vinicius, and Dele’s modelling skillzBBs of the WeekBB Gazzaniga BB Lleandro Lloris pulled along by dad Hugo Vinicius’ baby's birthday party BB Lily Sissoko shares a cake with Mama MarylouThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty and Acid react to all the cricketing content from Dele’s lucky catch to Ben’s bitchy comment, Reggy’s cluelessness to England Cricket’s validation. In the second half, we finally come around to Joe Hart and name an all new winner of Spurs’ BB of the Week. First HalfMailbag: About that cufflinks pose…The 9-min cricket videoDele’s catch and Ben’s commentExpert POV from England cricketersHalftimeUEL - Spurs - Ludogorets - 4-0EPL - Chelsea - Spurs - 0-0 UEL - LASK - Spurs - 3-3Second HalfJoe Hart’s supportiveness, professionalism, and humor Eric Dier’s charity workSpurs’ tributes to Maradonna: Poch via Maurizio, Jesus, Lamella, Gazza, Kane, Toby, Dele x2, Bale, and MourinhoBBs of the Week: Check out stories about Charlie (from Mama Alex Morgan) and Lily (from Mama Marylou and Poppa Sissoko)Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid talk about the 2019 TvN docuseries SONSational. On the agenda: the decor of Sonny’s Hampstead home, the products in his bathroom drawer, and his relationships with his Tiger Dad, K-Drama star Park Seo-Joon, and some guy named Thierry Henry.Watch along with English subtitles hereThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty and Acid deep dive into the 55-second video of players arriving at a match with their man bags (What brand is that? What did you pack? Can we be friends?). Also for discussion: Eric Dier’s tech career, Alex Morgan’s baby, and Jose Mourinho’s Instagram game. First HalfThe team’s match day man bags HalftimeSecond HalfEric Dier, the Tech Founder Harry’s haters gonna hate - and then backtrack Dele’s Warrior Mode Son is Player of the Month The Sissoko - Højbjerg BromancePoch is your happy ex Jose’s sassy Instagram gameBB’s of the WeekJose’s "Baby Girl" Lily Sissoko Lleandro Lloris Ayla and Jace Alderweireld Charlie MorganThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter and on Instagram @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid give their second-by-second reactions to the behind-the-scenes video of this season’s team photo shoot. Also on the agenda: Højbjerg as dancer and trendsetter, Bale’s real role in the team, and our Top 8 Spurs-inspired Halloween costume ideas.First HalfBehind-the-scenes at Spurs’ Team Photo Shoot Team Photo ShootHalftimeHoybyeah (Højbjerg) as Billy ElliotHoybyeah as trendsetter, head injury du jourBennyBoo’s (Ben Davies) 200th appearanceSecond HalfThe Bandage Brothers Toby + HoybyeahClean-shaven SonDier and his famous trip to the toiletDele with a Twitch screen borderTanguy’s Burberry OOTDSuper Jan OBVSEmoJose… EMOurinho!BB’s of the Week:Marine with Lleandro LlorisSissoks with Lily SissokoLamelly with Tobias and Thiago LamelaKate with Ivy and Lily KaneBB BOI Toby AlderweireldToby with Jace and Ayla AlderweireldThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid discuss how only Dier can abandon a game and draw no ire, how Gazzanigz needs a brand sponsorship ASAP, and how Hugo appears to be starting a second career on the silver screen. All these and other ponderings from the international break.First HalfSonny on new boy BaleAll the basketball training contentA glimpse inside Sonny's houseA look around Lucas' gardenGazzaniga's movie star good looksHugo, an actual movie star? No, really.The Aguero - Massey-Ellis incident and Men in Blazers' reactionWorld Mental Health Day statement from Sir Harry Kane and Joe Hart!)Halftime"This is Man U..."Marcus Rashford MBE's apologySecond HalfDier's toilet humorJose playing favorites (clearly!)Spurs fan: Captain KirkSpurs fan: WimmerSpurs fan: Jan VertonghenThe record-breaking Harry KaneBB’s of the Week: Lucas with Miguel and Pedro, Stevie and his baby, Lamelly with Tobias or Thiago, Ivy and Lily Kane, Ayla AlderweireldThank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid discuss the recent big transfers starting with the biggest one of all: Alex Morgan. We also break down the best moments from the Dare Skywalk video that saw some of our toughest players turn into jelly. Plus: the very crowded, very competitive field in BB of the Week.First HalfMorgan: The biggest signing in THFC historyBale: The biggest returning playerReguilon: The most confident new signingDoherty: The funniest intro videoHøjbjerg: The most useful intro videoHart: Also here! Oh hi, Joe!HalftimeThe Harry and Son ComboSecond HalfTeam takes on the Dare SkywalkSonny’s Cartier sponconEric’s app, SpotlasBennyBoo’s vacation picsBBs of the Week: Ivy and Lily Kane, Lily Sissoko, Miguel Moura, Thiago Lamella, Theo Højbjerg, Tito Gio and niece, Lleandro Lloris, and Ayla Alderweireld.Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Follow us on Twitter @StalkingSpurs

Patty & Acid obsess about their surprise cameo, the exact color of BennyBoo’s eyes, the flirtatious grandma from Winksy’s care home visit, the adorable pride Dier has for his vegetable garden, and more about the last 3 episodes of All or Nothing. Have we mentioned we’re in it!?Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music. Find the Dier interview we talk about here.

What does Serge’s birthday cake say about how the first team feels about him? What are the pros and cons about Eriksen and Rose’s negotiation tactics? This documentary is the gift that keeps on giving us things to obsess about! Patty & Acid recap and react to episodes 4-6.Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music.

Dier casually speaking Portugese! Son cutting his nails over a bin! Harry spewing expletives! Tom Hardy’s gravelly gravitas! All or Nothing has it all! Patty & Acid break down their favorite discoveries and unexpected emotions from the first 3 episodes of the Amazon documentary.Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music.Odds & EndsAll Or Nothing: Tottenham Hotspur TrailerVariety’s Review of the first 3 episodesTeam Talk’s interview with the producers of the doc

It’s the end of the season and the end of an era. Join Patty & Acid for the podcast’s own season ender as they discuss the last three Premier League games, pay tribute to dashing defender and forever fan favorite Jan Vertonghen, and crown a Spurs Baby of the Season.Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music.Let’s Get SocialJan’s Going Away Video from his despedida picnicThe framed caricature everyone in the world gets when they leave their jobJan’s own photo retrospective of his Spurs careerTHAT win against WolvesDier says goodbye says goodbye and gets one last dig inWinksy says goodbyeA Jan fan is all of usLast goodbyes from Son Son, Lucas, Toby, and SissokoA tweet showing how classy a man Kane isSon picking up all the awardsSon picking up Lo CelsoThe dressing room shot, video versionScenes from Dier’s fragrance launch and contract signingJan gets one last dig inSkippy out for errands and signing a contractSkippy’s post with a top comment from Christian EriksenJaphet also signs his contractIs this really our new kit? SRSLY?Mama Bear Dele in the new Amazon documentary teaserSpurs BBs of the weekKate and Harry on the upcoming Baby Boy KaneThe Kane GirlsThe Baby Boy himself, Troy ParrotThe Lloris Babies and the babiest LlorisBaby Boy Alderweireld

That North London Derby. That scuffle between Lloris and Son. That header from Toby. That attempt from BennyBoo. That penalty that wasn’t given but was truly deserved. The game you will struggle to remember and that other one you’ll never forget. There is so much to discuss this week in the world of Spurs fandom so hit play and let’s get to it.Thank you to Pietro Lazatin for our music.Let’s Get SocialAll the victory posts! Sonny, Gio, Sissoks, Winky, Toby, Harry, Lucas, Aurier, Benny Boo, and Love from Eriksen.Sonny whispers "Come on you Spurs!"Moura: You get a slap and you get a slap!Dressing Room ScenesHarry’s awkward dressing room momentThe Secret Bad Boy Club: Lloris vs Son - The Fight, The Meme, The Hug and Lift, and observations from Men in Blazers and a fan; Dier - The Suspension and The WTF**CKERY.The All or Nothing teaserMourinho says he’s not watchingMourinho bails on Bournemouth press conCoach Ali: Tale of Two Post-Everton Win ManagersJose says No Way to the Fair Play CupSpurs BBs of the weekMiguel Moura in sunnies, Lily Sissoko at the beach, Leandro Lloris on a plane, Ayla Alderweireld at home.