Today's 24/7 news cycle means a lot of stupid stuff makes it way to the top, masking itself as real news. On Stupids Talking Stupid, we neglect real news to bring you the stories of "are you f*cking kidding me?" Who better to filter through the nonsense than a couple of stupid guys?
On this episode, we learn about the AI that has hired legal representation, the ban on Minions, and the crime that doesn't exist if nobody is watching.
On this episode, we learn about the wettest traffic to get stuck in, the power of prayer versus the elements, and the town that got so high it forgot its name.
On this episode, we learn about the insurance claim that will blow your mind and your genitals, the museum of things your mom can eat, and the legal ramifications of no kids.
On this episode, we learn about the long hours of fighting demons, the mound that doesn't want your mounds, and the real crime of fake murders.
On this episode, we learn about the sheep that has a taste for human blood, the club that wants to summon friendship not Satan, and the man doing everything he can to prove he sucks at art.
On this episode, we learn about the horrors of working near cheese, the best substitute teacher, and the worst way to get fired.
On this episode, we learn about the marriage that saved a furry roommate, the parking enforcement that seems pretty shady, and the worst place to drop your iPhone.
On this episode, we learn about the ultimate way to keep busy on a government paycheck, the sexiest of parks, and the woman that lost her shit and became a killer.
On this episode, we learn about the smelliest way to lose your nipples, the noisiest apartment, and the high score for being a jerk.
On this episode, we learn about the ramifications for elderly fitness, the pushback on memorialized benches, and the newest tech nobody asked for.
On this episode, we learn about the consequences of holding that burrito in, the smelliest license plate, and the most unfortunate last name to display.
On this episode, we learn about the ship that has a cockpit half of the population can't find, the most heinous violent crime against children, and the worst fan meet-up you can have.
On this episode, we learn about the jail people can't wait to get inside of, the stinkiest job you can get, and the city that never stops sleeping with each other.
On this episode, we learn about the law for playing outside, the overreaction to some late-night Facebooking, and the golfers that ruined snack time for everyone.
On this episode, we learn about the baptisms that didn't use the magic word, the monkey banging playlist, and the ghost that's tired of everyone's shit.
On this episode, we learn about the drivers license that's coming to eat your babies, the newest defensive tools for protecting yourself, and the dumbest vegan we've heard from in like 4 days.
On this episode, we learn about the sexiest candy getting toned down, the worst tool for helping out your downstairs, and the scariest doctor you can get a bowl cut from.
On this episode, we learn about the Office puss hounds, the religious exemption to St Nick, and the best financial advice that comes in yellow.
On this episode, we learn about the Office puss hounds, the religious exemption to St Nick, and the best financial advice that comes in yellow.
On this episode, we learn about the Office puss hounds, the religious exemption to St Nick, and the best financial advice that comes in yellow.
On this episode, we learn about the workers comp lawsuit that ruins things for all of us, the suffering of name-brand desserts, and the beauty contest that makes Wednesdays worthwhile.
On this episode, we learn about the church that hates flavor, the grandma that can't stop feeding the hungry, and the worst person to have as your neighbor on a plane.
On this episode, we learn about the worst place to get a hitman, the sexiest condiment around, and the competition that makes everyone lose.
On this episode, we learn about the worst insurance for sexual protection, the nurse that could not stop tooting their own horn, and the craziest psychic promise.
On this episode, we learn about the hero that protected the Earth, the way COVID ruins vacations, and how the Board of Education is putting the HO in homework.
On this episode, we learn about the smut nut that told the pope nope, the ban that will ruin the coolest dudes you see at 3 am, and the army that won't relent their relaxed position.
On this episode, we learn about the fastest way to close your business, the sequel we all knew needed to happen, and the invite-only sex fest you won't want to miss.
On this episode, we learn about the pictures so fabulous they are to DIE for, the best way to go out, and about the battle between Earth drones and other planets.
On this episode, we learn about the most reckless dentistry, if Soundgarden cared about tanning and Monkey Weiner Book Club.
On this episode, we learn about the worst name to have (if that's your only problem in life), the kids toy that makes Eminem less of a prick and the bird that sleeps with the fishes.
On this episode, we learn about dating tips from really bad escape artists, the right kind of treatment for a 2x4, and the most tone-deaf couch you have to put together.
On this episode, we learn about the plan to scooch the moon a wee bit, the funny way to take out landmines, and the most effective aerial communication.
On this episode, we learn about the art I could've been making since I was born, the snack that every basic monkey wants from the gas station, and the easiest solution for marriage.
On this episode, we learn about the FBIs Most Wanted fugitive Home Entertainment Division, the man who never lives without cake, and the rotating army of murderers being released in Chicago.
On this episode, we learn about the easiest wedding venue to get, the REAL victim of the pandemic, and the future of degenerates at the racetrack.
On this episode, we learn about the number 1 virg- I mean Pops Figure Collector, the worst art installation security, and the building that will thrust us into the future.
On this episode, we learn about the sex toys that look out for dinner, the holiest way to heal, and the sinking feeling you get around boats.
On this episode, we learn about the best reason to take time off of work, the dumbest customer service slang, and the bird that's here to FUCK YOU UP.
On this episode, we learn about the lies that Netflix Canada is spewing through cartoons, the ban and potential reapproval of yoga, and the best way to get out of working from home.
On this episode, we learn about the huge bounty put on Bigfoot's head, the cult you have to join to serve orange chicken, and the hazards of working from home.
On this episode, we learn about the karaoke that can upset the entire neighborhood, the GoFundMe that got a reverse card, and the art supplies that finally fit my taste pallet.
On this episode, we learn about the armed robot that anyone in the world can control, the second coming of the Virgin Mary, and the criminal results of cheating on your diet.
On this episode, we learn about the new laws that allow elderly people to hunt those pesky kids in their neighborhood, the ramifications of being a winner, and the EPIC PRANK that will make you FAMOUS.
On this episode, we learn about the hair products that hopefully don't sweep the nation, the Apple upgrade that could kill your parents, and the lawyer that's doing a purrrfect job throughout this pandemic.
On this episode, we learn about the earliest way to record an album, a family getting a baby that's as quiet as its mother, and the missing child alert no child wants to see.
On this episode, we learn about the legality of state dinosaurs, the free advice from a Facebook lawyer, and the prime hunting time for the elusive creature.
On this episode, we learn about the man that tried a new way to be a fun guy, the fish that could definitely use an Uber Submarine, and the chastity device of my nightmares.
On this episode, we learn about an artist that is creating beautiful pieces that are quite controversial, the winery that proves you should always ask where your food and drinks come from, and the worst parents ever.
On this episode, we learn about the diet secret that health experts do not want you to know, the new kind of pottery class that grandpa is scared of, and the unforeseen consequences of crullers.
On this episode, we learn about the end of flying pigs, the medicinal properties of old shirts and motorcycle helmets, and the side effect that just stinks or does not.
On this episode, we learn about the dumbest industry to reintroduce to a pandemic world, the tragedy of farts without a source, and the kind of food you eat to make others sad.
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