First Date with Lauren Compton

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*Jessica Kirson joins Lauren Compton on the First Date Podcast* Honest, funny, and surprisingly relatable—this episode hits all the feels. They dive into: • Going through a divorce (that should've happened forever ago) • Getting back into the dating scene • Why traveling with your partner can make or break the relationship • Friends who constantly complain about their boyfriends… like, do you even like him?

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Finding a decent person to date is hard work and comedian and viral content creator Lauren Compton is here to get to the bottom of it. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. Weekly, Lauren invites celebrity guests on to have a first date with her and figures out how many red flags they have, if they're dateable, AND if there will be a second date! Dating is a wild ride... strap in! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, Lauren makes her triumphant return to the show after having her first child and joining her is comedian and future step-mom Katherine Blanford! The two dive into short-term relationships, finding "the one", dudes who like to out-funny you, and how the real key to a girl's heart is a hot tub. They also get into sibling shenanigans, adjusting your entire life to fit a little buddy, icks, AOL chatrooms, pushing your kids into violent hobbies, and so much more! First Date Ep. 97 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:44 - Hot Tubs, Short Relationships, & Secret Getaways 00:11:14 - Finding "The One" 00:18:55 - Funny Dudes & AOL Chatrooms 00:25:37 - Adjusting To Life With A Child 00:32:08 - Pushing Your Kids Into Things 00:36:57 - Siblings, Childhood Shenanigans, & Horse 00:46:04 - Dessert 00:48:27 - Two Month Ick Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started. On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, the hilarious Fiona Cauley is back—and she's engaged! The two dive into wedding plans, dream dresses, and the unexpected challenges of choosing travel-friendly cities for wheelchair users. They also get into lying-for-surprises (men are weirdly good at it), staying friends with your ex, the bizarre sensitivity of belly buttons, and a wild meet-and-greet moment involving an actual fart. First Date Ep. 96 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:34 - Men's Surprises 00:11:08 - Appetizer Questions 00:17:54 - Main Course Questions 00:21:04 - Friends With Exes 00:27:27 - Honey Moon Trip 00:28:55 - No Ramps in Europe 00:31:32 - Christmas Sucks 00:33:53 - Egg Nog 00:36:35 - The Magic Button Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Sign up for your $1 per month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/date Get ready to laugh your ass off on this wild episode of First Date as Lauren Compton sits down with the outrageously funny Dylan Sullivan! They dive into what not to do on a date, why being mysterious is the ultimate turn-on, and when Dylan flips on his “gay mode”—either to make women feel safe or signal that he's down to play. From secret gay sauna shenanigans at Gold's Gym to billionaire threesomes and post-birth vaginal wizardry (yes, you read that right), nothing is off-limits. Don't miss this unfiltered, laugh-out-loud convo. Want more Dylan? Follow him on Instagram @‌dylanraysull, catch The Dylan Sullivan Show on YouTube, and don't miss his wild and hilarious podcast Smudgehawks with Patrick Depari. First Date Ep. 95 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:32 - Appetizer Questions 00:03:13 - Respect The Server 00:06:15 - Mysterious is Sexy 00:08:23 - Gays Are Evil 00:10:40 - Main Course Questions 00:15:53 - Drinks Equal Problems 00:19:24 - Vices 00:21:55 - How To Have A Threesome 00:28:13 - Gold's Gym Secret 00:30:05 - The Pregnant Treatment 00:34:30 - Post Vagina Pregnancy 00:38:44 - Comin' Out 00:39:41 - Dessert Questions Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, we have the hilarious comedian Tyler Fischer! We dive into a wide range of topics, from men with surprisingly nice feet to Tyler's frustrations with the woke world and how that led him to become more conservative. Tyler shares the wildest story of being cheated on and how he found out, as well as the unexpected reason he's on a no-fly list. He opens up about what it was like having his dad come out of the closet and the time he tried to be gay. Plus, Tyler gives us all the tips and tricks he's learned in his 20 years of crazy dating experiences. Make sure to check out his Election Special on YouTube (@tythefisch) and explore more of his comedy content. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and comment with your own craziest story of being cheated on if you think it can top Tyler's! First Date Ep. 93 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:56 - Nice Man Feet 00:03:23 - Appetizer Questions 00:07:13 - Doggy Wingman 00:11:32 - Ex-Liberal 00:13:25 - Main Course Questions 00:15:58 - Getting Cheated On 00:19:41 - No Fly List 00:21:34 - Another Lawsuit 00:25:26 - Gay Dad 00:29:59 - Trying To Be Gay 00:35:04 - No More Alcohol 00:38:39 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: -Ready to take control of your money? Head to https://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to get started. -Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/date , all lowercase. Lauren sits down with comedians Shawn and Lemaire, the hilarious producers of Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast. They talk about how they met through comedy, women with no hobbies, farting vs. burping, and why Asian porn is so loud. Plus, Shawn reveals why he's “gay” for keeping his house clean and they dive into Lauren's pregnancy journey. Don't miss their comedy show Optimum Noctis at Creek And The Cave Comedy Club in Austin, TX! Like, Subscribe, and Comment your thoughts on farting vs. burping! #FirstDate #ShawnGardini #LemaireLee #MattAndShanesSecretPodcast #Comedy #OptimumNoctis #AustinComedy First Date Ep. 92 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:56 - How They Met 00:02:26 - Meeting Women 00:07:14 - Appetizer Questions 00:13:05 - Girls Who Do Nothing 00:19:46 - Asians Are Loud In Bed 00:22:32 - Main Couse Questions 00:27:13 - Hot Anti-Vaxxers 00:31:20 - Lemaire's Royal Rumble 00:35:28 - We Want A Water Break 00:42:28 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Head to https://nutrafol.com and use promo code DATE. On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, Lauren sits down with actress, singer, and all-around powerhouse Christy Carlson Romano for a hilarious and revealing deep dive into love, dating, and life in the spotlight. The two talk about karma babies—whether the universe really pays you back in the romance department—and spill the tea on dating actors (spoiler: they're all kinda gay). They break down pick-up lines, man hands, and how Christy fell hard for the city of Austin. The conversation gets juicy as they dish on Matt Rife, serial cheaters, and Christy's completely impossible proposal story—seriously, it's next-level. Plus, Christy shares her intense experience on the reality competition show Special Forces and what it takes to push yourself to the limit. From Hollywood heartbreaks to hilarious dating disasters, this episode is packed with laughs, honesty, and a little bit of chaos—just the way we like it. Don't miss it! First Date Ep. 91 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:22 - Appetizer Questions 00:06:24 - Karma Babies 00:10:04 - Dating Actors 00:15:19 - Rage Rooms, Cybertruck Hacks, & Indestructible Boobs 00:23:21 - Pickup Lines & Man Hands 00:27:57 - Austin & Matt Rife 00:32:39 - Cheating 00:38:02 - Dessert Question 00:41:41 - Wrap Up & Special Forces Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Try VIIA! https://viia.co/DATE and use code DATE! - Go to https://shopify.com/date to upgrade your selling today. On this episode of First Date, Lauren Compton chops it up with the always-hilarious Steve Rannazzisi! They imagine a world where men give birth, debate whether Lauren's son is training to be her bodyguard, and crack up over Steve's chaotic delivery room stories. Plus, they tackle the nightmare of teaching kids to drive, raising a tiny ladies' man, and how Lauren kinda… didn't pick her baby's name. Buckle up—it's a wild one! First Date Ep. 90 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:06 - If Men Gave Birth 00:07:37 - Making a Body Guard 00:10:11 - Just Keep Swimming 00:15:48 - Home Birth Game Plan 00:18:12 - Drinks and Drugs During Labor 00:19:57 - Teaching Your Kid To Drive 00:23:03 - Judge Your Sons Girlfriends 00:26:30 - Steve Finding Love 00:29:34 - Big Coach Vibes 00:31:44 - Girl Best Friend 00:36:37 - Spin The Bottle 00:38:34 - Learning About 69 00:40:11 - Not Having Any Girls 00:43:42 - No Cash For The Kids 00:45:41 - Jacks Black 00:49:58 - Gay Baby 00:53:06 - Dealing with Kids Sports Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of First Date, Kill Tony star Drew Nickens opens up about his search for love, unexpected takes on children's music, and the food choice that caught Lauren off guard. They bond over Harry Potter, laugh about his strip club birthday, and dive into some of his wildest dating stories. Things get personal, funny, and a little awkward when the fetish is brought up—don't miss it. First Date Ep. 89 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:02 - Gifts 00:06:37 - Looking For Love 00:08:03 - Baby Bops 00:14:07 - Arcade Date 00:16:27 - Harry Potter Fans 00:19:44 - The Grammys 00:21:53 - Filipino Food Lover 00:25:25 - Sexy Time 00:30:42 - Lauren's TV Fame 00:36:32 - Drew At The Strip Club 00:42:19 - The Fetish 00:46:11 - The Sweetest Thing Drew Has Done Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Go to https://shopify.com/date to upgrade your selling today. - Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to https://nutrafol.com and use promo code DATE. On this week's episode, Lauren welcomes up-and-coming comedian Cristina Mariani on First Date. Cristina may think she's too weird for dating apps, but this first date will have you laughing out loud. Lauren gets Cristina talking about men's intentions, one night stands, and narcissistic exes. Cristina's assessments makes you think...this girl is definitely onto something. First Date Ep. 88 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:25 - Appetizer Questions 00:07:21 - Comedy Material 00:11:27 - Quick Detour 00:16:35 - Her Type 00:21:31 - Men's Bad Intentions 00:29:50 - One Night Stands & Narcissists 00:39:07 - Dessert Question Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of First Date, host Lauren Compton sits down with comedian Dylan Carlino for a hilarious deep dive into gay vs. straight dating—where, in the gay world, being hot is the real deal-breaker. Dylan shares his journey from "fat guy" to "newly hot," while they dish on Lauren's Playboy past and her boyfriend's mind-blowing celebrity exes. They also swap wild hookup stories, explore the realities of catfishing in the gay community, and debate whether Lauren will, in fact, be a hot mom. First Date Ep. 87 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Horny and Long Intro 00:01:35 - If He's Hot Though.... 00:03:01 - Newly Hot 00:13:29 - Gays Would Like You 00:16:44 - Do You Go on Dates? 00:19:52 - Hot Moms 00:21:24 - Playboy Experience 00:23:31 - Coming Out 00:27:16 - Fat Past 00:30:00 - Keep The Saunas Separate 00:32:16 - Gay Fun Facts 00:34:33 - Hate for Playboy 00:37:19 - Gays Having Sex With Girls 00:38:51 - Wildest Place for Sex Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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SPONSORS: - Go to https://shopify.com/date to start selling with Shopify today. On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, NFL legend Adam "Pacman" Jones gets real about Atlanta strip clubs (and their surprisingly great food), how he met his wife at one, and the moments that shaped him as a person and athlete. They discuss his hidden talents in art and music, his superstar athlete kids, what it takes to be a great parent, and even debate whether we've really been to the moon. Don't miss this fun, unfiltered conversation! First Date Ep. 85 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:01:13 - Strip Club Date 00:07:00 - Meeting His Wife 00:11:05 - Smelling The Locker Room 00:14:12 - Defining Moments 00:17:55 - The Best Arrest 00:23:05 - Did We Go To The Moon? 00:30:19 - Mad Pacman 00:32:42 - Pac's Places 00:35:37 - Pac Drops Heat 00:39:40 - Parenting 101 00:42:20 - What It Takes To Be Great Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this episode of First Date with Lauren Compton, comedian Bruce Bruce talks about everything from his upcoming Netflix special to his unexpected fear of dogs. He explains why Atlanta is the best place for strip clubs and opens up about his views on open relationships and the struggles of swingers. Bruce Bruce also shares his thoughts on women—how they're crazy but also brilliant—and offers insight into his past relationships, family, and how he met his wife. With his "do it to it" mindset, he talks about providing for his loved ones and how he proposed to his lovely wife. Tune in for a hilarious and heartfelt conversation! First Date Ep. 83 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:00:37 - Bruce Bruce 00:01:10 - WWE: Live 00:03:02 - Scared of Dogs 00:05:08 - Strip Club Lovin' 00:11:11 - Open Relationships 00:18:22 - Family Man 00:26:15 - Meeting His Wife 00:30:40 - This Lady Needs a Baby Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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SPONSORS: - Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiadate and use code DATE! On this week's episode, Lauren sits down with the hilariously unfiltered Ari Matti! They dive into wild topics like women hitting their "mentally broken phase" at 30, Ari's unique taste in women (it's all about the vibe!), his love for piercings, trashy tattoos, and women with a fat pussy. Plus, they trade stories about romance, including one of the most over-the-top gestures Lauren's made involving sushi and nudity. It's raw, hilarious, and full of unforgettable moments you don't want to miss! First Date Ep. 80 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sam has a massive new tour called The Errors Tour and he's coming to a city near you! Get tickets at https://www.sammorril.com/ SPONSORS: Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/firstdate or through my promo code FIRSTDATE Start your free online visit today at https://forhers.com/DATE Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/date , all lowercase Comedian Sam Morril joins Lauren for a mix of hilarious and real talk. They discuss why pregnant women need drinks, and the fetish surrounding pregnancy. Sam opens up about venting to his girlfriend, his 18-year-old blind pug Winnie, and beefing with a neighbor. They also talk about the fading trend of physical photos and the dynamics of comics and their friendships. Plus, Lauren shares how the "baby dude" in her belly is giving her a bit of testosterone! Don't miss this candid and funny conversation! First Date Ep. 79 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Zocdoc.com/DATE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. - Get harder, longer-lasting erections with Ro Sparks: $15 off first order of medication to get hard at http:ro.co/LAUREN Compounded drugs are permitted to be prescribed under federal law but are not FDA-approved and do not undergo safety, effectiveness, or manufacturing review by the FDA. For full safety information, go to https://ro.co/safetyinfo. - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/date, all lowercase On this week's episode, Lauren chats with the hilarious Casey Rocket! Casey talks about graduating as a doorguy at the Comedy Mothership, his love for thriller movies, and the moment he found out Santa wasn't real (and who ruined it). They also dive into his red flags, a list of past lovers, and his fascination with cryptid zoology. Goofy and self-aware, Casey shows why his personality is his biggest strength. Don't miss this unforgettable first date with Casey Rocket! First Date Ep. 78 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Go to https://Zocdoc.com/DATE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. - Get $20 off a Skylight Frame at https://SkylightFrame.com/DATE - Start your free online visit today at https://forhers.com/DATE On this week's episode, Lauren chats it up with another New York comic, Paul Virzi! Paul is a married man, but doesn't mind a First Date with a pregnant woman. He tells the wild story about how he met his wife, a journey that spanned different eras and different partners with a road that led them to each other. The duo also talk about love languages, movie watching habits, what a date night looks like for married people, surprise parties, plus Lauren grills Paul with an extensive list of questions from her Tasting Menu, and not one, but TWO dessert questions! First Date Ep. 77 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Adrienne's special is out now!! Watch “The Dark Queen” on Netflix today! SPONSORS: - Get harder, longer-lasting erections with Ro Sparks: $15 off first order of medication to get hard at http:ro.co/LAUREN - Get $20 off a Skylight Frame at https://SkylightFrame.com/DATE - Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiadate and use code DATE! - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/date, all lowercase On this week's episode, Lauren chats it up with New York comic, Adrienne Iapalucci! Adrienne needed to come to First Date sooner with all the amazing dating horror stories she has to share. Boyfriends with PTSD, crazy jealousy, super stalkers...she's seen it all! Lauren shares a few of her toxic boyfriends in return. They also hit on the real struggle of a white woman with huge boobs. Lauren and Adrienne wrap up the episode with their unadulterated opinion of dating/hanging out with people who have kids. First Date Ep. 76 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/date or through my promo code DATE Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order of their new recipe. Go to https://hero.co and use code DATE at checkout. On this week's episode of First Date, Lauren brings Jeff Dye back for a second date! Lauren gets a little life update from Jeff: who he's seeing (or not seeing) and how his sobriety journey is going. This time around Lauren and Jeff dive deep into his past relationships; thinking about how his exes see him and what he's like in a relationship. They also talk about Lauren's hot maternity photoshoot, a quick Tasting Menu, and Jeff's go-to way of cheering someone up. First Date Ep. 75 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Start your free online visit today at https://forhers.com/DATE - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/date, all lowercase - Over 2 million butts love TUSHY. Get 10% off Tushy with the code DATE at https://hellotushy.com/DATE This week on First Date, Lauren welcomes comic, Fiona Cauley on the pod! Fiona hilariously shares what its like dating with a disability and what kind of dirtbags that attracts. Luckily she's found a good guy now. Fiona isn't the jealous type, but there is one exception. Lauren learns something new about the missionary position, as well as what it means when Fiona gets "the zoomies." They wrap up the episode with the sweetest gesture that Fiona's boyfriend did for her. First Date Ep. 74 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Go to https://zocdoc.com/DATE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. - Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiadate and use code DATE! On this week's episode, Lauren welcomes comic Donnell Rawlings on First Date. Donnell has a lot to teach Lauren about the streets and she was there for it. But Lauren also teaches Donnell some things, like situationships and the dating app for quote: "you people". Donnell shares alllll the things he prefers, i.e., women who have many hair ties on their wrists with a slim thick figure. Donnell has a shining karaoke moment...oh and there's a surprise guest pop in. First Date Ep. 73 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/date, all lowercase On this week's episode, Lauren welcomes motivational speaker and addiction advocate, Brandon Novak to the pod. You may know him from Viva La Bam and Jackass, but Brandon has turned his life around to focus on helping addicts with their recovery journey. Brandon shares with Lauren some of his own crazy stories from when he was an addict; one involving a splooge tattoo. Brandon may be emotionally unavailable, but you'll find his love for cats and his mom very charming. First Date Ep. 72 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Start your free online visit today at https://forhers.com/DATE - Over 2 million butts love TUSHY. Get 10% off Tushy with the code DATE at https://hellotushy.com/DATE On this week's episode, Lauren welcomes comic Jeff Arcuri to First Date. Jeff is freshly engaged to a past Bachelorette, after knowing each other for 5 months. Once Lauren gets over the shock of that, she dissects their relationship and decision process a little bit. Lauren gets to know Jeff's pet peeves, vices, and his weird superstitions. They wrap up the episode with a story involving an accidental sexy time tape, and of course the proposal story. First Date Ep. 71 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: - Go to https://zocdoc.com/date to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. - Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/date, all lowercase. Ladies and gentlemen, red flags of all ages...This week we've got a special treat for you, the return of First Date Live! Lauren Compton is back again at the Creek and Cave stage here in Austin, but this time she's joined by previous dates, Joe DeRosa and Chris Distefano! We have six comics who will face off in emotional, trivial, and physical challenges to be crowned the Best First Date in Austin! Sit back, relax, and enjoy the anxiety inducing madness of dating in front of a live audience! First Date Ep. 70 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings Casino app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/date or through my promo code DATE. Head to http://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! On this week's episode, Lauren welcomes comic Austin Nasso to First Date. Austin has been circulating on social media for his tech bro roasts and Trump impression, which he nails throughout the entire ep. Austin is recently engaged to Mariana..Margo? Marlina! She's a sensitive girl, so we learn that things like open relationships and a boys trip to Cabo aren't great ideas. Lauren and Austin wrap up the episode with the most thoughtful and intricate proposal story we've heard yet. First Date Ep. 69 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/date Head to http://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! On this week's episode, Lauren welcomes TV personality/comedian Kat Timpf on the pod. Like Lauren, Kat is also with child, a massive bonding topic the two dive right into. They chat about sensitive nipples, how many kids they want, the exciting fact that breastfeeding burns calories, and raw dogging a pregnancy. Lauren and Kat also cover bulletproof husbands, proposals, New York City, love bombs, spreadsheets, dead parents, and so much more! First Date Ep. 68 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this week's episode, Lauren welcomes comedian Dusty Slay on the pod. Dusty talks about his wife and 2 small kids, but most importantly he reveals his luscious head of hair. Dusty and Lauren connect about his distaste for mouths and the Chiefs (unrelated). They also touch on their family dynamics, his height hack, and his non-proposal proposal. First Date Ep. 67 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tickets are available NOW for First Date Live! Tuesday, October 8th at The Creek and the Cave in Austin, TX. We'll see you there! SPONSORS: Head to http://acorns.com/firstdate or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! Don't miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/firstdate or through my promo code FIRSTDATE Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/date, all lowercase. Go to https://Zocdoc.com/DATE to find and instantly book a top-rated doctor today. On this week's episode Lauren welcomes comic, Mike Cannon to the First Date table. Lauren and Mike talk dating, marriage, and comedy. Mike shares his interesting come up story of starting comedy at a funeral, which prompted a very cold hook up. Lauren learns more about his wife, who he's been dating since the fifth grade (on and off). Mike and Lauren also trade some hilarious bad trip stories. They wrap up with his proposal story that involves a lot of cat poop. First Date Ep. 66 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SPONSORS: Keep the carbs out of summer without compromising flavor with Hero Bread. Get 10% off your order at https://hero.co and use code DATE at checkout. On this week's episode of First Date, Lauren welcomes comedian, actor, and impression master Adam Ray to the pod. Lauren and Adam jump right in to how amazingly supportive his wife is. Especially compared to his long distance exes (we see you cheater in Reno). They exchange stories about past red flag flings, which both weirdly happened in retail. Definitely don't miss Adam's acting exercises from Universal and role playing ditching a date. Of course he throws in a few presidential and Dr. Phil impressions too. To wrap up, Adam tells his sweet proposal story. First Date Ep. 65 https://www.tiktok.com/@iamlaurencompton https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices