Hatsune Miku's Crackhouse

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to the circus, Sam adjusts to life as member of working society, and the boys discuss other types of online animated pilots.

This week on Crackhouse, Myles becomes a popular Tears of the Kingdom modder, Sam is perplexed by the popularity of Taylor Swift, and the boys create a School House Rock Tierlist!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Monday at 8am CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:45 - Instant QnA, Just Add Discord14:52 - The Last Of School House Rock Generation50:30 - The Selfish Desire For Big Screen55:18 - Need vs Want With Games 1:01:10 - Myles' Modding Malding1:09:45 - The Builds Of Eldin Ring1:22:16 - Modding YouTube To Be Optimal1:32:15 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Myles gets trafficked to watch his favorite Pixar movie Elemental, Sam falls head over heels for the new Shonen Jump series Kagurabachi, and the boys answer numerous questions sent in by the audience!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:25 - Perfected Hate's Kagurabachi6:58 - It's Got The Juice13:22 - Q&A: Challenge Runs25:05 - Q&A: Authors Intent Vs Freedom Of Experience35:05 - True Gaming Sequels40:05 - Q&A: Consistency Vs RNG55:29 - Q&A: Marriage1:04:05 - Q&A: Children1:08:23 - Q&A: Trad Life1:18:45 - This Is A Video Only Podcast1:19:05 - Trad Life Finishes1:22:53 - Q&A: Guest Episodes 1:29:52 - Q&A: Racism1:33:00 - Getting Ed His Props1:40:12 - Discovering the Cock-Conductor1:47:38 - Myles Was Forced To Watch Elemental2:10:35 - A Dump, A Poop, and A Shit2:23:23 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Myles Gets Ed (for real this time, he actually watched the show), Sam discusses the many peculiarities of the game Prototype, and the boys debate what western cartoon characters could classify as lolis or shotas.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:23 - Get Ed And Get The Hell Out32:00 - Myles Suffers A Mind Break39:50 - Barbenheimer: Crackhouse's Nuclear Cinema Dunks59:55 - Sam Plays Prototype1:15:00 - Wokenstein: The Political Agenda1:25:15 - Armored Core Discourse Is Surprisingly Tolerable!1:30:15 - Modding Discourse Is Lame Still1:38:25 - Pulling the Plug1:46:40 - The Weekly TotK Modding Segment1:55:25 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam goes back in for 60 Days In Season 2, Myles finally sees the Mario Movie, and the Crackhouse gets invaded by a furry little friend.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:30 - This Is A Cat Video Only Podcast1:20 - On Parole: 60 Days In Season 22:50 - This Is A Cat Video Only Podcast 23:00 - On Parole: 60 Days In Season 28:35 - Cat 38:40 - On Parole: 60 Days In Season 214:20 - Best of the Worst Cat15:00 - 60 Days In Season 223:44 - Additional Cattage23:50 - 60 Days In Season 245:45 - Absurd Individuals1:07:10 - Myles' Mod Corner1:09:35 - Myles Reviews Mario Movie1:17:55 - The Gang Wonders About Mario Wonder1:26:44 - Shut Up About Game Stories1:35:44 - It Ain't That Deep1:55:25 - But It IS That Important2:07:38 - Copium Game Of The Year 20232:25:25 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam is all-in for 60 Days In, Myles becomes a Zelda modder, and the boys discuss their issues with modern gaming criticism.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMSTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:34 - Booked for 60 Days In33:50 - The Characters Of Survivor1:02:05 - Game Shows That ARE Video Games1:06:15 - Armored Core Filtration System1:16:06 - Myles Vs The World Of End Users1:25:05 - A Culture Of Criticism1:46:00 - Addressing The Starfield In The Room1:57:02 - Outro 

This week on Crackhouse, Sam can't stop crying, Myles Gets Ed, and the boys discuss the highs and lows of video game spiritual successors, including Bombrush Cyberfunk, Yooka-Laylee, Mighty No. 9, and Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:20 - All My Tears13:00 - This Is A Video Only Podcast 13:12 - Myles Is Old Now19:58 - The Quality Expectation Event Horizon26:37 - Done With Successors Pt 131:00 - Baldurs Gate 338:40 - Spiritual Successors Are Over Pt 254:55 - Unreasonable Asks1:19:20 - Difficulty Made Meaningless1:34:50 - Liking Open Worlds1:44:18 - Unfairly Deflowered1:51:50 - Truly Heinous1:52:50 - This Is A Video Only Podcast Pt 31:53:00 - Truly Heinous Continued1:56:40 - This Is A Video Only Podcast Pt 41:57:30 - Truly Heinous Finished2:10:40 - DBZ Is True Kino2:16:50 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam questions why the magic of SpongeBob Squarepants has never been fully recreated, Myles discusses the concept of "Fall Guy" media, and the boys dive into what truly makes a piece of art stand the test of time.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound Soul

This week on Crackhouse, Sam describes the follies of Riverdale's final season, Myles cleans his room, and the boys debate if Spy Kids 3D: Game Over is the last original idea.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:21 - Gambling and Nolan Rambling15:19 - Myles' Opinion Trauma23:25 - Myles Link Statue26:00 - This Is A Video Only Podcast26:17 - Statue Continued28:30 - This Is A Video Only Podcast II29:00 - Moving Ain't Fun33:50 - Yo Can Sam Talk About Riverdale47:55 - The Biomes Of Prison58:45 - Old Commercial Memories1:05:40 - The Analogy Slips Away1:13:25 - Bare Minimum Engagement1:32:00 - Repulsive Visuals1:35:55 - Compromised Visuals And Versions1:42:17 - Living That Life1:47:50 - Sam Accidentally Summons Undertaker1:49:40 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, the boys have a complete fixation on early 2000s era reality TV shows, such as Survivor, Hell's Kitchen, and the Amazing Race. Sam discusses how Amazing Race gave a grieving family PTSD, Myles pontificates if the reward of Hell's Kitchen is the worst in TV History, and the boys both craft their very own custom Survivor Character Stat Sheet!Stats for the Survivor Character Creator (Spread 20 points):Vitality (Endurance and Stamina) Work Ethic Challenge Prowess (Physical Fitness and Puzzle Skills)Charisma (Social Skills)Survival Skills (Fire Making, Food Prep, Hunting/Gathering)Perception (Instinct and Bullshit Tolerance)Luck (Idol Discovery and Rock Draw Probability)

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to Gabon in Survivor, Sam moves out, and the boys discuss the many types of mods available on GameBanana.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTMAPS:0:00 - Intro2:45 - Moving In4:25 - Everyone Has A Price6:35 - New York Sucks10:13 - This Is A Video Only Podcast10:40 - New York Sucks Continued14:50 - Myles' New Special Interest41:00 - Show Subcultures49:50 - Mechanics of Genre1:02:45 - Discourse Malding, Crackhouse Seething1:11:11 - Myles' Monster Rig 1:23:15 - Bananas For Gamebanana1:36:45 - Fake Outro Is Fake1:38:00 - Falling Off1:46:10 - Squash The Beef Setlist Reveal1:54:46 - True Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Myles goes to a wedding, Sam pontificates on having swamp ass, and the boys discuss their hang-ups with online gaming criticisms.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdiki...Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound Soul

This week on Crackhouse, Myles talks about YouTube drama essays, Sam breaks down the election episode of Veronica Mars, and the boys explore the Villains Wiki.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdiki...Intro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro1:20 - Myles Binges Turkey Tom14:05 - Proper Recaps22:25 - Sam Doesn't Miss Social Media25:25 - Information Doesn't Stick For Sam37:20 - Myles Is Never Losing42:25 - The Chad Translation vs The Virgin Scanlation45:00 - The Squash The Beef Tour 202355:10 - Hard vs. Punishing, or Is Super Mario Bros. HARDER Than Dark Souls?1:10:00 - School Elections And Pirate Points2:08:10 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Myles dives deep into coping culture, Sam thinks Myles maybe coping himself, and the boys discuss why playing video games on Day 1 is almost never worth it.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound Soul0:00 - Intro1:00 - The Effects Of Cope and Copium35:50 - Aging Out Of Games Part 138:30 - The Day One Fallacy41:30 - Can't Deal With Another Airy British Voice46:25 - Sendups Vs Ripoff Nintendon'ts1:02:25 - Knowing Your Place1:14:25 - Aging Out Of Games Part 2 and Remake Fatigue1:33:45 - It's Live Service Poverty Hours, Dude1:38:40 - Myles Feels The Need To Stim1:42:10 - Did You Know A Hat In Time Sucks1:48:20 - Sudden Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam becomes obsessed with Veronica Mars, the early 2000s high school detective series, Myles shares his love of Creed 3 and it's anime final fight, and the boys discuss how they just don't make'em like they used to. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:30 - Turned On To And By Veronica Mars10:00 - Nostalgia Is A Weaponized Word35:45 - Humor Needs An Update58:25 - What Made Shows Compelling1:13:50 - Fistfights Are Back With Creed 31:28:20 - Myles Has a Podcast Identity Crisis1:29:50 - Immediate Interest Versus Gradually Increased Content1:40:50 - Myles Thrives On His Own Malding1:47:05 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam falls down the Pier Runner Rabbithole, Myles reminisces over his trips on the Disney Cruise, and the boys talk Soulslikes, Zelda, and how Time is the world's finest critic. New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:55 - Sam has Content™2:20 - Myles Is Disney's Biggest Jewish Supporter12:20 - Pier Running18:40 - The Cruise Experience And Culture31:30 - Insider Info For Theme Parks36:30 - Veronica Mars: Film Noir School48:25 - Sam and Myles Miss Real Offensive Content54:30 - Netflix Has Lost Its Edge59:10 - Celebrities In Games1:08:00 - Living Up To the Soulsborne Pedigree 1:16:10 - Time Is Media's True Critic: Zelda Edition1:33:00 - Pining For More Powerful Nintendo1:41:05 - Games As Problems To Solve1:53:00 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam hits the streets of Metro City and throws down in the world of Street Fighter 6 (and against Riverside customer service), Myles finishes his 230 hour playthrough of Tears of the Kingdom and is ready for more, and the boys reflect on 90s Kid Nostalgia.For an extended 20+ Minute Segment cut from this week's episode, join the Discord, link below!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://open.spotify.com/show/1hBdikiGJFVbzMruY9aYA3?si=FnXodW5dTjiykGecf5rEpQIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro1:00 - Sam vs. The Riverside Support Squad9:00 - A PLANETARY APOLOGY: Reverence Of Cult Classics20:00 - Myles Beat TotK 26:00 - TotK Final Boss Discussion (Light Spoilers)37:00 - Conquering The Streets46:10 - Myles Will Only Use Stick53:20 - The Tetris Movie1:02:05 - A Very Sudden Old Cartoons Tangent1:09:07 - Across The Spider-Verse (Spoilers)1:15:20 - The Only Overrated Game1:28:25 - Outro 

This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss how modern video games are becoming too expensive to produce, throw shade at Twitter artists, and reminisce on the cringe inducing world of the Minecraft parody song. By the end of this podcast you'll want us cancelled like the Huffington Post.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro2:20 - Not just winging it, free balling it7:30 - Being defined by memes and jokes22:00 - Eating Your Media Vegetables 29:00 - Pokemon Vegetables specifically36:10 - Looking Back At The Games Industry47:10 - Ai Love A.I. Art(ificial Intelligence)1:00:10 - Myles Adores Charles Atlas Superpowers1:05:25 - Movie Tie In Games1:27:20 - Cyberpunk Is Gay (Factually)1:36:45 - Gatekeeping Elitism2:09:00 - The Parody Song Era2:26:35 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, the boys get technical about the Metacritic Top 100 Games list, both the critic and user versions, as well as games criticism as a whole. Also this week, Myles sends Sam down the Light Lark rabbithole, and discuss Booktubers who are salty failed writers.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTimestamps:0:00 - Intro 1:15 - How Was The Week?3:00 - Metacritic15:00 - Crackhouse Issues An Apology16:20 - The Fascination With the Top 10019:22 - Pruning the Dupes Out27:25 - What Was Gatekept From the Top 10034:15 - Legendary Honorable Mentions37:10 - Dressing Down The Rating Scales44:07 - Why Do Guns Suck Now?48:55 - The User Rated Top 1001:04:50 - Tears Of the Kingdom Side Tangent1:07:50 - Myles Falls Down the Light Lark Rabbit Hole1:16:50 - Myles Makes A Face-Turn For Spite1:29:45 - The Moral Of The Episode: An Open Letter To Critics and Creatives1:51:25 - Discussing the May 2023 Playstation Event1:54:10 - Loving Bad Games and Wind Down Boolin'2:00:30 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, the boys celebrate the release of Tears of the Kingdom by absolutely gushing over the new mechanics and evolution of Breath of the Wild's world design (and making fun of horrible Twitter TotK takes in the process). Also this week, Myles gets surrounded by enemies at all sides at the movie theater, and Sam wants to normalize going to events alone.NOTE: Due to technical issues, the last hour of this episode has become Lost Media, hence lack of outro.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Audio Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:Coming Soon!

This week on Crackhouse, Myles hates memes, Sam visits Galloping Ghost Arcade, and the boys discuss the worst weapons in the classic Mega Man series.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:23 - Myles Vs Discord; The Boys vs The ACT Test11:35 - Nostalgia as a Coping Mechanism 21:47 - Falling In Love With Strangers Of Paradise All Over Again33:20 - Games With Plots vs The Story Of a Game52:55 - Crackhouse Recycling: ReCAP, With Extra Cap46:30 - Hating On Memes55:30 - Unfunny Funny1:07:00 - Sam Visits USA's Biggest Arcade1:11:38 - This Is A Video Only Podcast1:13:00 - Arcade Talk Resumes1:17:40 - Mini Golf As An Art Form1:26:55 - The Desire To Punch-Out!! Arin Hanson1:33:05 - The Platonic Ideal Of A Game1:50:10 - This Is A Video Only Podcast 1:50:30 - Mega Man Talk Resumes1:52:50 - The Worst Mega Man Weapons2:13:20 - Outro

It's the first week of May! Meaning that we are celebrating the shared birthday of our co-hosts, Sam and Myles! On this week's extra long episode, Myles tackles Intellectual Dishonesty, Sam recounts the character assassination of Arthur Read, and the boys take Cartoon Reviewers to task!New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro5:14 - Myles Luther King Had A VEssayist Dream18:20 - Myles and Sam Love Crime25:25 - Sam Decries Character Assassination 34:05 - The Crackheads vs Cartoon Tubers50:30 - Using Video Essays As A Media Substitution 1:10:50 - September 11th, 20011:12:10 - Myles' Hot Take Against Intellectual Dishonesty 1:35:23 - Myles has a sickness1:38:12 - Opening Up On Open Worlds1:44:49 - The Controls of Games 1:51:04 - This Is A Video Only Podcast1:51:41 - The Controls Of Games Resumes1:59:40 - Mario is Real Weird2:06:25 - Boolin2:09:38 - Discourse Liberals 2:19:30 - Sam Kingma Is About to Reconnect America2:28:50 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Sam recaps the events of Lifetime's new original hit movie, Drunk, Driving, and 17, Myles gets frustrated with young gamers, and the boys do some reminiscing on old internet shows (and talk about Resident Evil 4. Again. Which feels like happens every week).New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UVCatch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:17 - Armored Snore Make Way it's FF and Zelda Time Baby5:45 - Getting Into A Game's Guts: Evil Within 210:20 - Loser Content and Loser Creators: Just Play The Game47:52 - Sam Finishes RE41:08:16 - “Drunk Driving, and 17” Presented By Sam Kingma 1:51:25 - Closing Remarks and Outro

This week on Crackhouse, the boys go in depth on the original Resident Evil 4 as Sam works his way through the HD project for the very first time. Also this week, Myles discusses what lessons from Ned's Declassified are most applicable to adult life, Sam explains the positives and frustrations of spoilers, and the boys theorize which game developers would be best to shoot guns with.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro (Episode 105 Spoilers)0:55 - Sam Finally Touches RE4 OG (Gameplay Spoilers)8:35 - Myles Talks GUNS (RE4 OG Gun Spoilers)31:10 - The Power of Game Knowledge (RE4 Tips And Tricks (Spoilers))42:40 - Why RE4 OG Is Beloved (Spoilers: It's Good)52:24 - Spoilers For Oshi No Ko and We Did It: Spoilers As A Topic1:13:15 - Tough To Recommend Media (Madoka Ep 3 Spoilers)1:23:20 - Spoilers In Video Thumbnails (Better Call Saul Spoilers)1:27:48 - Myles' Top 5 Ned's Declassified Episodes For Adults (Ned's Declassified Spoilers)1:36:22 - Game Developers Shooting Guns IRL (Kojima Podcast Spoilers)1:45:43 - Outro (Giveaway Spoiler)

This week on Crackhouse, Myles informs the masses on all the great shows on Freevee, Sam recounts his love of high school themed PSA Lifetime Movies, and the boys discuss the questionable and morally grey world of Predator Catcher content on YouTube.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://www.youtube.com/@MikusCrackhouseIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:20 - Gamers Don't Want To Spend On Their Expensive Luxury Hobby12:45 - Grating Advertisements22:05 - Digressing Back To Advertisements24:20 - Freevee 30:50 - Amazingly Awful Lifetime Movie Premises38:41 - Myles Jew-splains Prince Of Egypt To Sam42:30 - Digressing Back To Freevee46:50 - Hustler-core54:15 - Myles' Fascination With Matt Orchard1:20:28 - Question 1: "Overlooked Works Of Creatives?"1:34:25 - Question 2: "Games You Would Play Again Fresh?"1:37:10 - Outro (Myles OD'd)

This week on Crackhouse, Myles gets shafted in Super Mario Trivia, Sam discusses his love of the Important Videos playlist, and the boys concoct a Dark Souls x Super Mario 64 Crossover Randomizer.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the VIDEO Version: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9tJHmuYnZxU5po7skDlIqwIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro0:20 - Fast Food Apology 6:10 - Breaking Bad Finished! (Spoilers for BB and 24)22:08 - Myles Gets Deep Into Mario Trivia32:05 - New Wave Bruh Moments36:24 - Being Bad At Games When We Were Kids41:09 - The Content Of Modern Games: Scope and Deadlining49:45 - Catherine Filtering (Spoilers)56:30 - L.A. Noire And Dumb Design Decisions1:03:00 - Nintendo Malding1:13:30 - El Camino and Back to Breaking Bad Discussion (Spoilers)1:18:40 - Boolin' n' Important Videos1:27:40 - Meme Speedruns1:38:35 - Randomizers 1:46:35 - The Dark Souls x Mario 64 Randomizer 1:55:15 - Outro

This week on Crackhouse, Myles thinks the new Resident Evil 4 Remake is too "Runny", Sam has just about had it with the service at his local Taco Bell, and the boys reminisce about Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide as well as bool about other early 2000s Nickelodeon Shows.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the Video Version: https://youtu.be/pdIm8BWUebgIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro 0:20 - Comfy Shirts, Awkward Conversations2:25 - RE4Remake Discussion Begins (Gameplay Spoilers)25:15 - Stealth Kills are a Poorly-Considered Mechanic29:45 - Aging As A Gaming Term35:25 - Taco Bell Inflation And The Fast Food Experience43:15 - Consumption Under Capitalism49:30 - Tears Of The Kingdom Brief Discussion54:50 - Breaking Bad Further Impressions (Some Spoilers Up Thru End Of Season 4)59:20 - Hard Swerve into Ned's Declassified And Nickelodeon 1:21:40 - Boolin'1:29:45 - Washed Up And Washed Out(ro)

This week on Crackhouse, Myles reports his Breaking Bad thoughts live from yellow Mexico, Sam defends the Greek myth, and the boys discuss Devil May Cry 1, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 9, and a myriad of other goofy topics.New Full Episodes of Crackhouse Every Friday at 1pm CST!JOIN THE DISCORD:  https://discord.gg/kE4HbXP5UV Catch the VIDEO Version: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9tJHmuYnZxU5po7skDlIqwIntro Music by: G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/Character Art by: @CrossOutMediaTimestamps by: Unbound SoulTIMESTAMPS:0:00 - Intro Boolin'0:40 - Breaking Bad Impressions [Season 3 Spoilers] 14:00 - JoJo Part 9 and Series Freshness [Early Pt. 9 Spoilers, Part 7 Spoilers]32:25 - Geeks 4 Greeks (Animation and Fan Culture)41:55 - Targeted YouTube Content48:55 - Meme Songs, Edits, and Meme Talk55:10 - Sam Shills the Company He Pays To Shill His Podcast56:40 - Resident Evil 4 Remake Discussion1:00:00 - Speedrunning Digression1:01:50 - Resident Evil 4 Remake Resumes 1:07:25 - Revisiting the Top 25 Lists And Looking Back1:16:15 - Three Heart Run and Gaming Challenges1:20:15 - FF1 NES Technical Deep Dive1:28:15 - Science Gamers and Art Gamers1:43:02 - Nightmare on Elm Street RLM1:49:25 - Mega Mayne!1:51:35 - Metroidvania And Open Ended Action Games1:55:15 - Returning to the 5x5 and Challenge Run Topics2:06:45 - Tears of the Kingdom Mini Discussion2:12:35 - Absolute Headass Takes And Stances2:29:45 - Code Lyoko And What We Did With Our Time Under Lockdown2:34:00 - Winding Down and Outro

Kept you waiting, huh?In what was initially intended as a 60 day reprieve from the Crackhouse, Sam & Myles reconvene 10 months later to discuss where they've been and what they've done. Sam read all of One Piece (and wants you to read it too) and Myles teases the audience with a retrospective on the hit Fox show 24. Also this week, the boys talk about movies they despise. Welcome back, Crackheads.Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/phnWNv8eGCIntro Music composed by G.B. Kaiku ArmyOutro Music composed by G3ntlebreeze: https://g3ntlebreeze.bandcamp.com/

This is it, Crackheads! The Finale of Part 1 of Crackhouse AND Birthday Boy's Special #3! Which, frankly, is just a typical episode but hey, that's what you all came here for right? From both Myles and Sam, we want to thank you for 100 weeks of Crackheadedness. We've had a ton of fun and can't wait to continue more in the future!DISCORD: https://discord.gg/WaFxFwsGsX 

This week on Crackhouse,  Sam finishes The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Myles starts his fifth first playthrough of Elden Ring, and the boys discuss what exactly makes a game difficult anyways?DISCORD: https://discord.gg/WaFxFwsGsX

In what was originally episode 98, this show had to get scrapped due to it accidentally recording Sam's audio thru his dual sense controller. While not up to the audio standards of the current official episodes, it's audible what was said, and we figured we would provide a relatively uncut episode for those interested. We talk Sonic Movie, Lord of the Rings, Good Endings, and bunch of other stuff! New real episode next week!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/WaFxFwsGsX

In this week's episode of "Tantric Idiots Forget What They Were Talking About," Myles breaks down the anatomy of lolis to explain Spy x Family, Sam plays True Kusoge, and the boys discuss Inkmaster, tattoos, and why Cartoon YouTube are hack frauds! JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/cGs7HC6TDG 

This week on Crackhouse, the boys discuss the questionable storytelling of Stranger of Paradise, what IP are culturally maligned due to a bad adaption, as well as what people really mean when they utter the phrase "It was mid."

 In this week's episode of this show that is still going despite being a shambling corpse, Myles explains why Feminist Media doesn't have to be so cringe (but is anyway), Sam breaks down why "PC games" don't exist,  and the boys are united once again by Jack Garland's incredible masculine prowess!JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/cGs7HC6TDG  

This week on Crackhouse, Myles puts on two big pairs of clown shoes, Sam expresses his displeasure towards the "Land of the Rising Sun", and the boys discuss old video game flash animations.MEET UZAKI CHAN IN OUR DISCORD: https://discord.gg/WaFxFwsGsX

In this week's self-indulgent episode of Crackhouse, Sam takes his mask off and tells a secret he's been hiding for a long, long time, Myles subjects himself to mediocre cartoon video essays that won't stop plaguing his inbox, and the discuss the idea of "American-made Manga!"JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/cGs7HC6TDG 

In this two and a half hour behemoth of a Crackhouse episode, the boys have an hour long discussion about Elden Ring's open world design and Myles's use of the "O" Word. In other shenanigans this week, Sam is reminded of how based Christianity is and Myles starts raising a ten year old dumbass daughter.JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/cGs7HC6TDG

This week, Sam and Myles are officially out of new things! Sam discusses the finale of Arthur, Myles does that thing where he pitches movie sequels, this time running the next beloved Pixar classics into the ground, and the boys discuss getting too old to enjoy memes. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse    

This week on Crackhouse, Sam learns Kung Fu, Myles can finally explain his problem with modern Pixar, and the boys debate if you should use the English or Japanese title for a variety of popular anime and manga.

This week on Crackhouse, Sam reminiscences about 2000s Home-based content like Trading Spaces: Boys Versus Girls, Myles takes the L on his Finding Nemo opinion, and the boys try to decide who among them is more Normie. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse   

This week on Crackhouse, Sam expresses his love for The Devil (as a purely fictional character in media), Myles explains why WRPG fans don't deserve Breath of the Wild, and the boys discuss the sickness plaguing our gaming youth known only as "'Sony Brain." Share your best Ape Content on our DiscordDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse  

This week on Crackhouse, Sam discovers the wonders of Top Gun and Windjammers 2, Myles becomes a True Demon in Shin Megami Tensei III, and the boys discuss why the Holocaust might be trending on Twitter today...DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

This Week on Crackhouse, Sam gives us a rare media review in which he lays down just have bad the Warner Bros. meta-verse is, Myles explains his theory on "Nebulous Kino," and the boys rant on overused NFT jokes. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

This week on Crackhouse, Myles theorizes that Pokemon is getting worse in favor of the anime getting better, Sam cons horny people, and the boys discuss a Quaker Oats-themed Quake Mod. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

Sponsored by JK Rowling, Hero of the Antisemitism League, it's Miku's Crackhouse Episode 85! This week, Sam explains why Nioh has his favorite Melee Combat system, Myles pitches Adam Sandler's "Advent Children," and the gang reminisce on their time as film students, being suckered into making terrible projects for a grade.DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

It's back! Our worst episode is back and it is actually good this year! The Second Annual Crackies Award is our two hour masturbation session awarding fake prizes for a mediocre podcast where Weebis and Fuckhead say nothing of value for 90 minutes once a week. Who was nominated? Who will win? Only one way to find out! Be sure to vote for Fattest L Award on Twitter:  TWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse    DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrG

Settle in with a mug of hot cocoa, put on your masks, and get your tongue swabbed for Omicron cuz Sam's got the Rona! This week, Sam explains the difference between a Kink for Prison and a Kink for Jail, Myles  rants about famous Hollywood conwomen the Wachowski Sisters, and the boys review the IMDB Top 100 to determine what films are "IMDB-core."  DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse 

This week on Crackhouse, Sam shares his thoughts on why Metroid Dread might be the best Metroid game for non-Metroid fans, Myles renounces his PC Gamer cred, and the boys argue whether you should play a game on Day One. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse  

This week on Crackhouse, Sam is under the attack of an Enemy Stand, Myles analyzes his favorite fallen star, NintendoCapriSun, and the boys discuss which fandoms you should feel bad for in 2021. DISCORD: https://discord.gg/pBCWfX5KrGTWITTER: https://twitter.com/MikusCrackhouse