Hello Nerdy

The gang reunites to talk about hand feel, phablets, luxury watches, watches that we keep calling phones, and police brutality. The gang does not reunite to talk about Gamergate, iCloud security, Paul McCartney or Android anything.

The gang discusses year-old beer in their refrigerator, the new iPhone products, anticipated nightmares relating iOS7, and how the new iPhone 5s looks like your dad's car.

Age appropriate app porn, weird new Apple stuff and… screw it. JJ's Star Wars.

CES and Windows 8 stuff. Were you asleep the last couple weeks? Today's your lucky day.

The gang reunites in a sorry state of affairs, mostly to hear Cory rant about the status of Wii U reviews, The worldwide conspiracy against his Surface RT, and the feasibility of holding a Lumia 920 in someone's speedo. Also: Patents, Google Apps, and US manufacturing. USA! USA!

This week Fredo, Roof and Victor completely lose it over intense, one day only Wal*Mart Black Friday savings, talk about tech news or whatever and collectively switch to T-Mobile for unlimited text, talk and data for only $34.99 per month! …this episode of Hello Nerdy is sponsored by nobody.

Fredo and Roof explore the wonders of rooting Android devices and enjoying too much butter on your Ice Cream Sandwich. Also: conspiracy theories, Boxee idiocy, Surface Pro dreams, google maps and This week in RIM.

Corey and Fredo talk Microsoft: Corey's experience with the Surface and Windows RT, the possibility of an xbox surface, and the idiocy of having a slow shutter super camera on the Lumia 920. Also, there's about :30 of MMA at the tail end of the show. You're welcome Davethulu.

This week the gang gives glowing reviews to things they will never actually buy, totally gets real on Forstallgate and embraces a new hope for all Star Wars nerds.

Remember all that cool new Apple stuff you saw yesterday? We made a show about it with special guest star Roof! Also: This week in Zynga!

Fredo and Victor discuss Surface and new Apple stuff today and probably for the next month. You've been warned.

The white tech elite are at it again! Ballmer says exciting things and we still demand resignation! RIM disappoints yet again and less people care than last time! Cats jumping on keyboards! Decent microphones! Exclamation points!

It's mail day and Fredo and Victor have more uninformed opinions about Makerbot in response! Victor signs up for every social media site available, tries and then fails to encourage Fredo to join right behind him.

Makerbot turns to the dark side! Everybody rages over Apple Maps! RIM serenades developers! Developers ask RIM to please stop coming to their houses! Fredo! Victor! Hello Nerdy!

More Apple speculation, completely un called for Microsoft fanboyism an actually kind of boring This Week in RIM and a burger made out of pizzas.

In the saddest, most flaccid Apple Boners ever, Fish and Victor discuss the most boring keynote of all time and the ugliest iPods ever designed. Also, cat talk!

This week the gang recaps the week's announcements from Amazon and Nokia and prepares for a massive Apple boner.

Exactly one day before all the cool stuff shows up, Fredo, Fish and Victor pick at whatever's left of the festering corpse of tech news. You can skip this one if you'd like.

This week Fredo, Fish and Victor Talk politics, yell at Samsung and contemplate switching to the premier social network for affluent white males. Plus Archos!

This week Roof, Cory and Victor discuss tech news. It's great.

This week, Roof, Fish and Victor discuss the end of piracy, Gamestop sleazebags, this week in RIM and another exciting game of My Phone is Better than Your Phone!

This week Fredo, Fish and Victor challenge American values, debate hard politics, discuss the news of the world and some tech stuff or whatever too. Ah, the good ol' days.

This week Fish roars out of the gate in an inane reenactment of the Apple v. Samsung patent lawsuit. We regret not pre-ordering a Nexus Q. And figure out just how terrible Fredo's internet is.

This week the gang spends an eternity on retail Windows 8 sales, talks about some old news we forgot about, Chick-Fil-A for some reason… and you know what? Fuck it. The Dark Knight Rises. Why are you still listening?

The Dark Knight Rises is gonna be awesome.

This week the gang discusses the overhyped but possibly brilliant Ouya, RIM's serious pooshit, rich people with Kickstarters and the slightly more realistic iPad Mini.

This week, the gang talks about relevant tech news for a few minutes before spiraling into the relevance of the iPod Touch.

Just like last week's show but with lots more flipping the shit out! This week, the gang weighs in on all the awesome stuff at Google I/O, the perplexingly awful Nexus Q and the actual possibility of Victor owning an Android device.

This week the gang puts their mobile OS differences behind them, speaks glowingly about all the new Microsoft stuff and looks back on "squirting" with stern disapproval.

This week Roof joins the gang again to discuss all the cool stuff from Monday's WWDC and all the meh stuff too. Bonus This Week in Sony too! It's resolutionary!

This week the entire gang reunites for an E3 rantacular! Everything is awful but at least Nintendo is trying. No This Week in RIM. Yeah, it's actually that sad.

This week, Fredo and Victor discuss all of their plans for cheating the man out of phone contracts, alternative input devices, Tim Cook's D10 blooper reel and the beginning of the end of This Week in RIM.

Corey and Fredo wait for Victor Logan to appear, speculate about his podcasting future, and talk refresh their favorite subjects: Nintendo, Windows 8, 7 inch tablets, and Mixed Martial Arts. Last :25 minutes is completely devoted to MMA, so I if you have no interest on the subject you should stop at the :50 mark.

Fredo battles the stigma of potentially being "the guy with two phones", and battles the temptation to use his Mexican contacts to contraband a Pureview phone to add to his imaginary collection. Kevin Roof ends his hiatus to explain why the Galaxy Tab Plus is not getting ICS, and why the Note might be a bad idea. Also, we mourn the inevitable death of Blu Ray.

This week, Fredo and Victor talk about selling things on Amazon and abandoning Hello Nerdy for good in favor of a life in the booming goat industry. It's the saddest Hello Nerdy yet!

This week, the gang talks about the too little too late debut of BB10, more Google Glass for some reason and the triumphant return of Brett to the Hello Nerdy Podcast. Also, Corey forgets to eat after pumping iron and gets super angry over claims that Apple is killing Nintendo! It's a mess!

This week Fredo and Victor talk NAB, the Adobe Creative Cloud and some other stuff that's just as important, I'm sure. There's a This Week in RIM in there somewhere, I swear.

Fredo, and Fredo alone holds the key to technological insight this week. His mouth waters at the thought of an affordable cinema-quality camera, a collaboration between two of the most influential industrial designers of all time, and dispairs at the thought of 80s watch technology invading e-ink readers. Also, is Sony the next RIM? Answer: Yes.

This week the gang engages in a safe-zone debate over the plausibility of Google Glasses and 4 inch iPhones. Regurgitate the same tired rants, report on RIM and BB's decline. And celebrate PAX and Ze Frank.

This week the entire gang has assembled to talk about how awesome DRM's gonna be, Raspberry Pi delay rage and Ashton Kutcher revising his role as Kelso for the upcoming Steve Jobs biopic. Also, the saddest This Week in RIM yet!

This week Fredo and Victor discuss ICS' squandered potential, the feasibility of a 7" iPad and confirm a longtime suspicion that Android phones are being named after male contraception products. Also The Hunger Games because why the hell not?

The gang (Fredo, Victor and Roof) eliminate their AIM, review the newest iPad, ponder on the fragility of digital media, while berating the people that hold on to physical books. We're nothing if not consistent. And a belated This Week in RIM.

This week Fredo and Victor huddle together for warmth and discuss comic books, Ultraviolet, Google blunders and homeless 4G hotspots as Corey and Roof wait in the iPad line three days early. I know, right?

The OG Gang (Victor, Fredo and Fish) discuss the new Canon 5D Mk III, developments in Raspberry Pi, The new Apple TV and the "Resolutionary" New iPad. And its unrealized potential in the professional photography and video realms.

Fredo and Roof toil around to comment on the Android Mobile Congress, talk stackable phones, 41 Megapickle phones, and pens on tablets, homeless iPads, and the utter neglect of the rest of the gang. We vow to never let go, much like the angelic Leo DiCaprio held onto the Titanic shards.

Hello Nerdy's best buddy Fish returns to join Victor for a super special and probably way too long show all about the developer preview of Mountain Lion. Is it a feature upgrade or a service pack? Is it the beginning of the end for sideloaded applications? Is AirPlay for Mac totally rock hard nipple awesome? The answer to one of these questions is yes. Dawg.

Cheap tablets! Dumb concepts laptops! Vita is still a shameful product! Shameful! Mountain Lion! No! You'll have to wait for the Apple bonershow! It's doublepodcastweek! Commute babies begone!

The Gang (Victor, Corey, Fredo and Roof) rhapsodize about the incredible near-console experience provided by Sony on their latest handheld, the PlayStation Vita, the inevitable 8 inch iPad, and the paradigm shifting Porsche-designed Blackberry phone.

Fredo loves cyborgs! Roof hates tablets! Victor is indifferent to everything! Corey isn't even here! Another exciting episode of Hello Nerdy! Bring a towel next week.

This week, Fredo finds an excuse to talk UFC on a tech podcast, Roof gets all angry at Gizmodo and Victor wants to put a Linux box in every home. Plus a great big shout out to one of our only listeners!

The Gang (Fredo, Corey and Roof) welcome Andrew "Mad Scientist" Morrison to the discussion of education, publishing, and Apple's victory in changing the world. Again. Also is Google Evil?