Luke Squared

The boys are back after a month long hiatus, and a lot of stuff has gone down.  First off, one of us in unemployed so that sparks a great conversation. Also, poison testing used to actually be a pretty lucrative position in our opinion. What else do we talk about? idk, how about our fourth grade classes feeding us possum soup??? We discuss our inner dialogues, and break down a weekly recap that includes concerts, the pride parade, and some other shit. Last but not least, Ms. J makes an appearance in this episode to discuss a tragic experience at a previous job. One of our favorites episodes in a while, Enjoy! #LukeSquared

We're back, so quit bitchin'. It's been a busy, covid-riddled couple of weeks since we last spoke to you, so prepare for probably our longest recap ever. We've been stalked (literally), we've been sick, and we've gotten swole af. We also do some movie reviews and shit, including one right in the middle of watching 'Top Gun' in Theaters. Enjoy! #LukeSquared 

What is there to say? We cover Jojo Siwa not being invited to the Kid's Choice Awards, a bitcoin for penis exchange, and some spooky shite going on around town :/  We watched a movie and spoil it probably. Had a panic attack. Stoner thoughts too I guess. Idk man, just listen. #LukeSquared

We show some class in this one broh. Real cultured up in this piece. We discuss a wild week of shenanigans, including the Oscars and getting filthy in downtown Buffalo. Enjoy this work of art. #LukeSquared

Mostly stories. Adirondack trips, comedy shows, Batman reviews... you get the picture, just listen. Like actually listen. The boys are dropping some newfound knowledge on ya. #LukeSquared

The boys at Luke Squared may or may not have entered a new establishment in our little hometown that offers a very unique gift to their customers. Needless to say, we were intrigued and it effected the tone of this entire episode. A very funny tone to say the least. hehe. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

Yeah, we're back, and you're absolutely out of your mind  if you think I can remember what the hell we talked about! I mean there were definitely some stoner thoughts and movie talks from what I recall, but we're just getting back into the swing of things homie. Hope you enjoy the double header, and sorry for making you wait so long to hear these sultry voices again! Thank you to the Luke Squared fam!

Choo choo baby! Lucas, Nick,  and Señor Don Julio discuss chaos and chance, observation versus reactions, and how raw Machine Gun Kelly is. 

The boys came through with a brisk episode this week due to time constraints. Following the intro, Luke discusses his unhinged moments from the last couple months that includes racist white women and severe road rage. We then bounce into music talk with Drake's whack ass marketing skills and the ultimate genius display that Kanye put on with his newest album; We also discuss the kid from Nirvana's "Nevermind" album cover suing the band for child pornography. Kozy explains his medically induced panic attack following last week's episode lmao. We then discuss how much we loved the new thriller movie, "Candyman". I'm bad at writing this shit out gd. We bust a nut into some sports talk that involved Bishop Sycamore high school, and we end everything with a very simple stoner thought. Enjoy the episode! #LukeSquared

Lemme give you a quick run down of most of the topics we discuss in this episode: Atlas dropped an album, Vitamin B12 and meditation is kick ass, the new Suicide Squad was absolutely banana land, screw anyone who says we're not 90's babies, and tangent after tangent after tangent. We might be a little under the influence during this episode so you know it's a hit, no pun intended. Luke does the crate challenge off a dumb amount of Kratom, and we catch up with out boy Muhammad in Afghanistan. Enjoy the episode! #LukeSquared

The boys come in with some heat on this episode after a small hiatus. Tons of ad reads, and the introduction of a new segment called, "In the Field" where we interview local vendors at the Niagara County Fair. An absolute monstrosity of an episode, so enjoy us spew nonsense into the mics. #LukeSquared

Got a SUPER boring solo episode for you this week with Kozy on a vacation. We get a new ad read for the new Chevy Jizz Tank, and discuss the NBA championship series thus far. Also bring up a Marilyn Manson looking mf that scared me half to death. Following the intro, I have some stoner thoughts revolved around the point in my life where I had main character syndrome, and how hard it is to make it in this world from a creative standpoint. I wrap things up with a long discussion about my mental health following an incredibly overwhelming/stressful week. I hope to bring light to some individuals to understand that they are not alone. Trigger Warning: I discuss the mind of a depressed individual, which always includes some form of suicidal thought. I hope you are all doing well, enjoy! #LukeSquared

The boys take some CBD rips before the podcast and it might as well have been quaaludes because we were both slow as hell for the whole episode. After a semen retention ad, we issue an apology to CBD smokers, and then explain Kozy's panic attack that was induced by the pod beef. We recap our fourth of July festivities, and then Kozy feeds Luke the world's hottest popcorn (no cap, but maybe a cap idk. shit was hot), and he then tries to give a movie review while drooling and slugging milk. Following the intro, we here from Jeremy Renner and Ben Affleck as they plan to open Gordie Harper's 2. We then have an iconic stoner thoughts segment that includes a natural high school type hierarchy as a default in a no class system, middle school/high school friendships being elite, and much more. This podcast is filled with gut busting and nut busting humor. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

We do an ad read for the Wheelchair association of the USA, and then hop right into the beef with foul hour. Kozy gets cold feet, we realize we're too nice to roast anyone, and just end up complimenting our friends over at foul hour, so give them a listen ;) We discuss Kyle Massey being the newest Pedo alert, a failed local coffee business, and Luke's observations while attending a southern rock concert. We recorded so long ago dude I forgot what the entire episode was about. Following the intro, Kozy has a tale to tell about a crazy night out, and we dig back into our roots with a baby stoner thoughts segment. A very funny episode, give the boys a listen and enjoy! #LukeSquared

Your eyes don't deceive you; We are back and worse than we were before :). We haven't been up too much, but you'll get a brief update of our lives. You'll be happy to know that we haven't done shit to improve the pod, so sorry if you believed that false promise. In the intro, we test out some new segments called 'Down Bad' which surrounds the life of Drake Bell, 'Impostor Alert' where we expose Conan for not inhaling on national TV, and 'Boost Alert' which surrounds the discovery of Dragon Man. Following the intro, we spoil tf out of a Quiet Place 2, discuss the Derek Chauvin prison sentence, and discuss the sports world a bit before wrapping it up. Feels good to be back, man. We do have some crazy stuff coming, be prepared and enjoy! #LukeSquared

As Luke Squared enters a small hiatus from the pod, we decided to give you one more episode before the break. We discuss the death of DMX and how much he meant to everyone before jumping into our weekly recap which includes the pros and cons of playing basketball in our hometown. Before the intro, we give our thoughts on situations in the entertainment world including  Chris Delia's return, James Charles being a sexual predator, Kong vs. Godzilla, and Bhad Babie's decision to create an OnlyFans. Following the intro, it only felt right to have a deep, meaningful, and inspirational stoner thoughts segment. This segment includes a stoner thought from a fan about how people change over time, the best advice that you could receive throughout your life, and the feeling of "living in the moment". We wrap everything up by getting in our feels and thanking all of you for your continued support. We'll be working on a lot of content in the mean time, and we'll be coming back better than ever after this break! We love you and enjoy! #LukeSquared

Andy Cuomo terminated any bad thing he has done by striking a deal to legalize recreational cannabis last week. We discuss this several times in several different ways throughout the episode. We further breakdown the new Lil Nas X music video, and discuss the legal troubles he encountered with his new shoe release. We then take a trip down memory lane by reminiscing about the OG alpha social media in Myspace, which sparks conversations about the not so nice and short lived social media apps throughout our life. We finish the intro with a weekly recap which includes an epic diaper party, UFC fight night feat. a fat doink, and a friend that got a little too tuned up. Following the intro, we discuss our homecoming/prom school dances and how explicit they were. We then get horny over the idea of joining a union. Then, unfortunately, we had to do some further investigating in the "Elite Vaccine" conspiracy that features Luke running a box truck of mutants off the road and Kozy in an intense bike ride with no pants on. You don't wanna miss this one, enjoy! #LukeSquared

Perhaps you didn't hear, so the opening audio is Chet Hanks dropping some cold hard facts about Summer 2021 being a white boy summer? Idk, but great news for us! I guess we're gonna blow up now! We riff for a while about our weeks which includes the fantastic update of Kozy getting his med card, and Cuomo getting a deal done for recreational cannabis! We then talk about individuals who absolutely snapped at their profession, which includes the inventors of gummy skittles, the inventor of the ball point pen, red bull, and a few others. We discuss the traumatic meme of the boat getting stuck in the Suez canal, and how the only way to get it out is to send 50 speed boats on a suicide mission to dislodge it. We discuss the eery nature of Lil Nas X's new music video and his new "Satan" shoes. What is going on in Hollywood? Following the break, we have a fat ol' stoner thoughts segment for old times sake. We answer some fan stoner thoughts about humanity vs. the animal kingdom, and having weird family members. Kozy has a crazy analogy of all of us being like flowers in a lab, and we touch on the human body and the fact that aliens are proven to be real now and how nobody cares? Weird. Great, funny, and intriguing episode; Enjoy! #LukeSquared

Luke Squared is back with a prolific episode. We open the episode with a full Stoner Thoughts segment where Luke 1 openly discusses a scenario where his imagination effected what he was actually seeing. We also talk about the cool, but sad human condition known as Aphantasia (spelling?), and another experience where Luke 1 felt a glitch in the system and possibly shifted realities. We go on tangents and shit and that takes us to the intro. Following the break, Kozy discusses some very vivid and strange dreams he's been having, which leads into discussions about sleep paralysis and lucid dreaming. A very fun and funny episode, enjoy! #LukeSquared

The boys are back with another top notch episode that's sure to wake up the podcast community; we're coming for you Rogan. The pod opens up with a tribute to 6 dogs before we briefly discuss the weird trends of todays youth. We then discuss the last major UFC card with some major upsets, and talk about our nights while watching it. Luke breaks down his night that was pure comedy with situational humor, and Kozy discusses his night where he watched a tostito chip nearly take someone's life. We then answer a hypothetical: "What if your head got bigger the smarter you got?". Following the break, we breakdown some youtube we've been watching, including the amazing channel "Soft White Underbelly", and interviews with inmates on death row. Then, unfortunately, we had to do some more investigating around our hometown as it appears a local vape shop is infusing vaccines with vape juice :/ Kids are tweaking man, scary stuff. A very funny episode; We hope you enjoy! #LukeSquared

The Solo Dolo Luke is back for an episode with 1/2 of Luke Squared. Yes, you read the title correctly. I nearly decapitated myself at work, and although I'm over exaggerating just a touch, it's still a story worth telling. I also nearly pissed myself last week, so chances are you had a better week than me. Congratulations :) All of this gets wrapped into a solid intro, and I discuss Blake Griffin a little before the break. Following the break, I discuss two interesting people I've encountered in my life. One of them being Rumplestiltskin, and the other being a weird Hipster from North Carolina with some strange habits. To wrap the episode up, I go back to the roots of this podcast with a "people that suck" segment. This list includes underground lovers, in your face vegans, gym rats, and the "can I get a hug?" guy. Hope you enjoy the short episode this week! #LukeSquared

The boys are back with a banger this week! Couldn't help but start off on the wrong foot with some talk about Lou Ferrigno playing Boswer in a live action Mario movie, and Sylvester Stallone doing porn. With no notable deaths this week (for once), Luke brings up a little conspiracy theory about the cover numbers and the death toll. Luke then tells a story of a crackhead he encountered last week during a lunch break, which snowballs into a whole segment about crackheads being invincible. We decide to try it on air and it does not disappoint. Kozy is now 6'8" with spikes like a stegosaurus. Am I joking? idk, listen and find out. Kozy then lets out a "boost alert" after two of his movie recommendations didn't really slap too hard :/ Following the break, we discuss the melodic tones of Tom McDonald (not really; don't listen to this shit if you don't want nightmares). We then answer some serious fan questions about life, and then talk about some weird points in our life including the several times Luke was accused of being gay, our odd jobs, and our past relationships. Awesome episode, enjoy! #LukeSquared

The Luke's come in piping hot on this episode to address everyone who's tryna jack our steez, ya feel me? >:( We then start off on the wrong foot, but it works out. We end up accidentally doing a fat ol' recap of all of the media we've been watching, including the new A24 movie Saint Maud, Yellowstone, Dunkirk, and a ton of other shows. This goes on for 40 minutes, so again, it was an accident but it works well with the tone of the pod. Kozy then tells a wild story of his neighbor just snakily taking his parking spot on the snowiest day of the year, and Luke getting trapped in a driveway while his truck was overheating. This leads into storytelling of all the times we've gotten cars stuck. Following the mid break, we discuss the death of Vincent Jackson, and go on a tear on the life and death of Rush Limbaugh. We then answer some fan questions that include glitches in the system, alternate realities, and much more! Everything is wrapped up with a stoner thought about our memories, and a little discussion on the conscious and sub conscious minds at work. One of our favorite episodes to record, so we hope you enjoy! #LukeSquared

The boys are back after a two week hiatus, but an eventful week it was. To be clear, those of you who come for the comical aspect of our podcast, this episode might be slightly lacking. Luke was busy with the drop of the "Covid Collection" from Xandy, while Kozy was wrapped up in the release of his and JG's music video titled, "Mario Lemieux". We discuss the process and the reception of each for a majority of the intro, before we discuss our weekly recap. The recap included Luke being interviewed on another podcast, seeing a car crash right next to him, Super Bowl recaps, and Kozy's enlightening story of becoming fully healthy again. Following the intro, we spoil the shit out of the movie Wind River with Jeremy Renner, which both of us can't recommend enough. We then discuss a man who ate a 400mg edible before we hop into stoner thoughts, and we wrap everything up with a beta AF about people who glamorize mental health illnesses. Hope you all enjoy, and we'll be back on our typical BS next week! #LukeSquared

Our first podcast that we filmed! A real work in progress to make this a more consistent thing, but the boys came out firing on some good ol' back yard BS. We were so excited to be filming, that we came with very little material to work off of. BUT, the fans have come to know the off the cuff material from us, so we ran with it. Oh, and we recorded on Kozy's 26th birthday so the boy didn't have health insurance for the birthday shenanigans. We begin with a threat to the Robinhood CEO before we discuss the stonk market, reminisce about the golden age of Robot Unicorn Attack and Waka Flocka's banger music, and the pure infatuation you could have with someone in middle school strictly off of AIM and FB messenger. Following the intro, we discuss the new Kong vs. Godzilla movie, answer the question, "What makes you happy that might not be as important to other people?", and discuss our favorite experiential things to do in our hometown. This podcast was one of the most fun/funny ones in a while, so don't you dare miss this one. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

We start this podcast with a snort of Tru-Moo No-GMO Chocolate milk, so strap in. We recap the wild week of the Inauguration, the annoying Bernie memes, Larry King and Hank Aaron dying, and Jojo Siwa coming out. We discuss the Undertaker's recent interview with Joe Rogan and stuff. Idk man we recorded this three days ago I can't totally remember. I know it was funny so just listen to it. After the intro, we have a stoner thoughts segment where we answer some hypotheticals and discuss other thoughts that we had. Sorry. Just listen to it. #LukeSquared

The gruesome twosome known as Luke Squared packs a punch in this shorter episode. We recap my solo pod which included a lot of ignorant nonsense before we roast potentially the worst voice crack I've ever had on the mic. We talk about voice cracks for a hot minute, and it's ended with another terrible one :'(. We hop into some talk about what we've been up to including a new drop for Xandy, my gamecube addiction, some more horny shite happening at the local gas station, and some terrible customers that we've dealt with since we've last recorded. Kozy then explains one of the most tragic days he's ever had in his short life. Prayers out to Kozy. Following the intro, we have a nice little sports segment to describe the NFL landscape and our picks from the divisional weekend (sorry ladies). We then describe some wild stuff that's been happening in the entertainment world, including Azeilia Banks boiling her dead cat (literally), and Armie Hammer being a cannibal which makes "Call Me By Your Name" with Timothèe Chalamet a horror movie. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

Well, here we are. 2021 sucks; let's call it quits. The nation is divided, the capitol building has been breached, and Dr. Dre isn't doing well. For the first half of this podcast, I shed light on the capitol building situation with a strong stance on how stupid those hillbilly dumbasses really are. After the intro, I discuss the NFL landscape after wild card weekend. A real hot and cold type podcast people. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

First pod of 2021 and the boys came through for a classic episode of Luke Squared. We do kind of a recap of the bad things of 2020 aside from the pandemic, including the recent news of MF Doom's death, the Nashville terrorist attack, Luke seeing a near fatal car accident (not really), and some other stuff probably. We break down the benefits and effects of psilocybin, and then spoil the shit out of the movie "Kid Cannabis", and the show "A Teacher". Before the intro, we give a brief recap of our Christmas, Birthday, and New Year's Celebrations. Following the intro, Kozy tells us his snack is his most recent selfie? It does look quite tasty though. We then discuss KFC's plans to make a new gaming console, and once again the experiences you can have while using psilocybin. Enjoy the first episode of the year! #LukeSquared

This short podcast was recorded before the week 16 games, so bear with me. I break down the current seeding of the playoffs, and give my predictions on who will make it in. I give a mild congratulations to the Buffalo Bills and the Bills Mafia fanbase, and explain how the Bills have successfully turned the franchise around. Then, I give a breakdown of why my NY Jets are the exact opposite, and how they might be able to turn it around with free agency and the upcoming draft. This includes a laundry list of possibilities of what the Jets could do with the No. 2 overall pick in the 2021 draft, and quite frankly, they all seem very possible. I end the pod with my predictions for MVP, ROY, DPOY, and Super Bowl winners. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

Assuming we don't get back in the booth before the New Year, we want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! We open this episode up with a trip down memory lane somehow as we discuss the weird things that happened in our school district growing up. We also talk about the Jake Paul controversy, and Kozy plays devil's advocate as he is now publicly a member of Team 10. We also break down the current "TikTok" culture and how we're probably doomed as a society. We talk about a lot of funny shite but I honestly can't remember because we recorded like five days ago so idk. Following the intro, we discuss Eminem's new album along with some more MGK hatred due to a tweet that I read that really rubbed me the wrong way. To wrap up the pod, we discuss our favorite years of Christmas and tradition, and then talk about how weird/great of a year 2020 was as we wrap up another full year of recording together. Luke Squared forever baby, thank you so much for the love and support! Enjoy!

Rewrite the history books folks. We're coming at ya with a crazy podcast this week. Sylvester Stallone swings through the studio to open things up before we discuss the latest drops in the music industry. We come to terms with the fact that Lil Wayne might be heading to prison, and we recite our favorite Weezy lyrics while we break down in tears - literal tears (honestly hilarious, listen to the pod for that alone). Kozy then rips out his most recent trip to the dirty Rochester, and we recap a couple of movies that we've watched including FatMan, Merry Christmas Drake & Josh, and Triple 9. Following the intro, we get into some crazy conspiracy theories including a recap of life not seeming real, predictive programming, and the pyramids being built by Aliens. The aliens at least helped fr. We're gonna really make ya think in this episode, Enjoy! #LukeSquared

Boy oh boy, we're back after a two week hiatus. So stop hitting us up with death threats. There's so much to talk about that we go on a million tangents, but it's all good. We accidentally talk about memes, which then turns into us talking about Hereditary and Midsommar, which then turns into us talking about deja vu? idk man. We give an incredibly heartfelt thank you to the fans because you guys deserve it; we do this for you, so THANK YOU. It means so much (But that turns into us talking about music, GD). We then break down our bi-weekly recap which includes Thanksgiving, Kozy's big move, The Tyson Fight Night, and much more. Following the intro, we crawl back to our roots and have a stoner thoughts segment about terminology changing over the years, almost getting into fights in high school, and not knowing that you once interacted with a "Kyle". To wrap things up, we discuss what I went through in a recent depressive state of mind. Hope it helps anyone who might be going through it. Enjoy, and we love you! #LukeSquared

Sup Haters, we're back rofl. Cooked up a special pod for you heading into Thanksgiving weekend, and nothing is off limits. We open the pod with a weekly recap, and break down how some men are absolutely terrible human beings (most men). We then discuss Roody Juuly-on-knee's inability to not perspire at all times, Bills fans being on suicide watch, a breakdown of the NBA landscape following the trades, and some troubles that pop sensation Sia is facing right now. Following the intro, we go back to our roots and have a big ol' Alpha AF/Be Like Luke segment. This includes none other than my Grandma, me getting away with spilling milk and letting it spoil in my over night bag as a kid, and never letting your siblings beat you in anything at all costs, even if it means cheating. Enjoy, and have a great Thanksgiving! #LukeSquared

Ya boy is quarantined and comes through for a banger solo dolo episode. Take a listen to hear what I've been up to while I've been locked up Akon style. This includes a lot of drawing with new software, playing video games, and Christmas decorating. The latter gets me into a heated discussion about people who bitch about decorating too early, or listening to Christmas music too early. Get a life if that's a personality trait that you pride yourself on. I also discuss how doing football actions outside of football are VERY illegal, and how fun it is to see what you can get away with in GTA 5 (that's a video game ladies). Following the intro and our ad read for "skritz 'n' bitz", I get into story time about the "almost" altercations that I've been in. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

This podcast opens with 30 seconds of silence in memory of Kozy's virginity. Our super producer, Nick Koziol, joins the pod in this episode to complete the Luke Squared Bermuda Triangle. We open things up with a recap of the election and the state of the country before absolutely topping off Josh Nasca and his artistic abilities. We bust down on a weekly recap which includes halloween weekend, Kozy's search to find a suitor to take his lease, and a lot of tangents including how weird reality has seemed lately and how our dreams have been extra strange. Following the intro, we get into a FAT stoner thoughts segment that includes (but is not limited to) every human's ability to perceive things differently, why we romanticize tragedy, and what we want our reputation to be when we're 80 years old. A great episode that is filled with absurd tangents. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

Spooky Times around town right now with halloween AND the election :/ We kick off this podcast with a heartfelt apology from Kozy for being the sole reason that Luke Squared got cancelled. We then hop into a recap of our week which includes a themed party where everyone dressed up as Dads, and a long awaited recap from Kozy where he gets bent over by his land lord. As soon as he thinks he's escaping the Big Willy, the leathery claws of capitalism sink into his (already broken) back. We then spoil the shit out of Utopia, and we have a little discussion about the upcoming election. Following the intro, I am forced to finally correct Kozy's pronunciation of "Billy Fuccillo". Kozy then uses the platform called Luke Squared to get some stuff off of his chest. We really see that we live in a broken and fearful humanity in times like these, so we get a little deeper following the break. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

That's right, Swifty is responsible for this podcast. Didn't feel like doing one, but he made me feel bad so HERE YOU GO. Jk, I wanted to grace your ears with some luke squared magic on a solo episode. Little did I know that it would be depressing as hell. The intro includes a weekly recap with a sprained MCL, pumpkin carving and day drinking, and the Bills putting up a mediocre a performance against the worst team in the league. AND my fantasy team being garbage. Following the intro, I hop into a stoner thoughts segment which includes the idea of memories, hating social media, time traveling to 16 year old me, humans being scumbags but possibly being the most intelligent life forms, and why we do good things. I thought that would be it, but I break down my seasonal depression to cap things off. A little out of character for this podcast, but I hope you enjoy it! #LukeSquared

Luke Squared takes it easy on this episode, but for good reason. The boys weren't able to see each other for two weeks and needed the podcast to feel like ourselves again. Of course, this pod is more low key than the rest, but it'll still tickle your pickle on your daily commute. We open with a long recap of what we've been up to, including an Atlas concert, the most recent UFC fights, grandma getting tricked into eating an edible, the stapled collection from Xandy dropping, and Kozy's trip to the Adirondacks. Following the intro, we discuss some sports with the NBA finals in full swing, which includes the LeBron haters, and the current state of the NFL with some positive Covid testing. We then discuss the most recent political debate. Well, Kozy does; I'm just dumb. We wrap everything up with a couple of stoner thoughts. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

Here's a lovely little solo episode as Kozy takes a cozy little trip to the Adirondacks for the weekend. I bring back some old segments as new discoveries/thoughts have arose since we've covered them. These include none other than my confusion with the new sexy obsession with MGK, and hyper masculine men telling you what "real" men should consume. Also, I question how you would react if you met your sig nif on Tinder, and roast individuals who make their Disney obsession a personality trait. Cringe af. Oh, and some new skills from Vin Diesel that will absolutely blow your mind. Following the intro, I break down the bad side of drugs. Historically on this podcast, we discuss only the good things that we've experienced with alcohol and cannabis. We've been irresponsible with this, so I take the time to give a personal testimony on the bad effects this can have on your psyche. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

Before pressing record, Luke Squared decided that the only way to do this pod at 9pm was to get a little twisted. We each downed a few drinks and got after it. This is a long winded way of saying that idk exactly what we covered lmao. Prior to the intro, I know that we give a weekly recap which includes Kozy having an excellent day but also getting chewed out by a total Karen at work, and Luke having a terrible week but also smoking some fools in lacrosse (not really). We go on a TON of tangents due to the beverages, and that means just flat out disrespecting MGK for looking like a crackhead but somehow being attractive to women? Also, making every NBA team force one white player on each team to sport a jersey that says "blue lives matter" to enhance viewership. Following the intro, Luke breaks down some ghost stories from his life, and we wrestle the fact that Bronny James was smoking a blunt. We answer some fan questions and idk, there's a ton of stuff that we talked about from a million tangents. Just know that this episode is hilarious and you need to listen to it. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

Never thought I'd see the day where I had to so heavily defend myself on the mic. If you haven't listened to Kozy's solo pod before this, then please do or my rebuttals will make no sense to you. This man came at my throat, so I have to defend the New York Jets (for admittedly too long), my red ass face in a photo, Mrs. Kick's 100% legitimate tarantula, and going to Allegheny. I then give my two cents on the Travis Scott burger, and my actual camping trip that Kozy is upset he didn't catch the invite to. Following the intro, I break down (with audio) one of the most insane protests I've ever seen. It's a "no mask" protest and legitimately feels like a fever dream of an SNL skit. So frustrating, but sooooo funny to see how dumb people are. I wrap everything up with the story of OBJ allegedly enjoying the idea of being pooped on. Pretty grotesque, but I do a good job of explaining this thoroughly. Enjoy the podcast, and sorry Tory for my passionate response to your refusal to believe in Mrs. Kick's Tarantula.

In this episode, everyone's favorite Luke rips a solo pod as other Luke is gallivanting around allegaynee in search of any bar that will air the Jake Paul/Mike Tyson fight (which was unfortunately delayed due to Jake Paul using a racial epithet on his Tik Tok channel.)No intro music on this mf. Kozy rips it straight through in a high octane episode, kicked off with a 30 minute roast sesh on his cohost who wasn't there to defend himself. Roasts include Luke's sports teams getting absolutely exposed, Luke hallucinating classroom pets and demeaning his peers who don't believe him, & his face looking as red as a tomato in an, admittedly cute, couples pic. Kozy then puts his expert analysis to work as he dissects the genius of the Travis Scott meal from Burger King, the nefarious plot behind the new Netflix smash hit "Cuties" (Netflix & Chill or Netflix & Children?), & mentally stunted adults who may be affected by Tekashi's album predictably flopping. There is some other stuff tacked on to the remaining 3/4 of the episode as well. Give it a listen.

Might be the best pod yet, fingers crossed. We open this bad boy up with a long overdue recap of SwiftStock. Then, on 9/6/20, we break into a detailed explanation of exactly how 6ix9ine broke out of prison. Lol you thought they just let that maniac free? nah fam. Then it's story time with Kozy as he breaks down his trip to Rochester which includes Shrooms and Ouija boards. Sports talk takes us to the intro. Following the intro and a graphic photo of Silento that I was tricked into seeing, we discuss some of our phobias and other phobias that are weird to us. To wrap up the podcast, Kozy discusses one of the wildest conspiracies that he thought up HIMSELF. Trust me, you do not want to miss this chaos. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

Ahh it's good to be back. Following a two week break from the pod, the boys are back. The introduction includes a gnarly recap of the Boston trip and Luke misgendering his cat (asshole move). Kozy recaps his week but he's boring so just skip over that. We get sidetracked, as we do, and talk a little bit about movies with the upcoming Bat Man movie about to smack us in 2021. Following the intro, we unravel some weird habits of ours, which includes one that will make you think that Luke is a complete psychopath for doing. We answer some fan questions including the six degrees of separation theory, when the appropriate time to stop manscaping is, and other questions that send us on a trip down memory lane. Hope you enjoy this heater of an episode! #LukeSquared

This episode if a healthy mix of fun stuff and terribly sad stuff. Lol jk, but for realsies, we talk about some dark/serious stuff. The podcast opens with a solid weekly recap between Luke getting swerved out of a party and Kozy having a heart attack from all of the Bang he's banging into his body; A little UFC talk (but not a lot). We then hop into a recap of some earlier sections in the pod including why I think Amy Shumer sucks, why the NHL is the most racist of all sports, and the South Dakota bike rally (feat. Smashmouth). Somehow we threw Drake Bell being an abusive bitch in there too. Following the intro and snack time, we dive into some very serious stoner thoughts about depression and mental health as a whole. Biases aside, this is a very quality episode and I think a lot of people could benefit from hearing it. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

In an attempt to get back to our roots, Kozy brushes his teeth on mic and chugs a bang energy immediately afterwards. He ralphed all over his mic and now we need a new one. Tbh I remember this intro being iconic but I don't really remember what was discussed. Idk man, something about MMA and killing pokemon with weed whackers- you'll just have to listen for yourself. Following the intro, Kozy takes the reigns as we discuss Lebanon, the new Cardi B music video, the illuminati, and probably some other stuff. Honestly my brain is shot rn; I'm not recalling anything but it's a bomb ass episode and you should listen ASAP. Enjoy! #LukeSquared

I didn't know what else to name it. I'm lazy, ik. The boys are back in action with a solid weekly recap which includes Kozy's camping/boating experiences, and me shitting on the side of the road and falling off a ladder. We're a real hot and cold couple here. We then bust down the sports talk door with the NBA restart, the Jets being doomed for another year, and Mike Tyson's return (and Jake Paul about to get his tush kicked). Following the intro, We discuss Trump's plans to ban TikTok, how social media has watered down the simple idea of enjoying things, Harry Styles being rad af, and the current state of Kanye. Everything is wrapped up with a beta af! Enjoy! #LukeSquared

While Kozy was camping this weekend, I decided to run a solo pod myself. This podcast is broken into two pieces: a playful side and a serious side about the transformation of my life. Before the intro, I discuss the "fake news" someone wrote about Tom Brady against the kneeling during the anthem. Very wild. I then break down the idea of private schools vs. public schools. Following the intro, I discuss my religion and my love for Jesus. I talk about hot topic issues that are revolved around religion including politics and homosexuality. Regardless of what your thoughts are about Christianity, it felt necessary to discuss how my life has changed drastically over the last couple of months. I understand this is very different from the regular content (which is not going to change), but I also think that it is important to hear if you're willing to listen. There are things that happened to myself and my family in the church that upset me very much, and I break it all down. BUT, studying in my own time and finding God is a strong sense of fulfillment. I hope you enjoy! #LukeSquared

We're back for another week. You tried keeping us away but you failed. If you're personal hell is being strapped to a table and being forced to listen to our podcast, then strap in, bitch. We get going on some goodies today and talk a ton about new music that is being dropped, the few times that we've been utterly annihilated in sports, and how whack the local news is. Following the intro, we .... no snack time .... we talk about some stoner thoughts including not wanting A-list celebrity status, the peaceful nature of laying in your bed before falling asleep, and tips on how to improve your daily life. Enjoy! #LukeSquared