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The Dick Show is a weekly science and rage based podcast where everything is a contest and there ams no rules--especially grammar rules. Chock-full of Dick Tips and the answers to questions like, 'Are you a rage?' and 'What even is a libertarian?' The Dick Show. Get some.

Dick Masterson


    • Jun 2, 2025 LATEST EPISODE
    • weekly NEW EPISODES
    • 2h 17m AVG DURATION
    • 465 EPISODES

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    The Dick Show is an incredibly entertaining and thought-provoking podcast that has captivated listeners for over two decades. As the first podcast ever made, it set the standard for what a podcast could be and continues to deliver in spades. The show's hosts, Dick and Shane, have honed their skills over 22 years of running the show, resulting in a seamless and highly enjoyable listening experience. From their weekly charity events to the impressive array of celebrity guests such as De Niro, Schwarzenegger, and even Donald Trump, The Dick Show never fails to entertain. It truly is the best podcast for both young progressives and old progressives alike.

    One of the standout aspects of The Dick Show is Dick's ability to provide unique and insightful opinions on current topics. His views often differ from those found on other podcasts, making each episode refreshing and engaging. The show also boasts great segments that keep listeners entertained throughout. Additionally, the audio quality, expertly handled by Sjean, is top-notch, further enhancing the overall enjoyment of the podcast. Whether you've been a fan since episode one or are new to the show, The Dick Show is guaranteed to provide hours of entertainment.

    While The Dick Show has garnered a large fan base over the years, it may not be everyone's cup of tea. Some listeners may find that it doesn't resonate with their personal tastes or interests. However, it's worth giving it a listen to see if it appeals to you before dismissing it entirely.

    In conclusion, The Dick Show stands as a legendary podcast in its own right. With its long-standing success and constant stream of hilarious content, it's no wonder why so many dedicated fans continue to tune in week after week. From its engaging discussions on social issues to its ability to spawn great podcasts through its diverse guest lineup, this podcast remains unmatched in terms of humor and entertainment value. If you're searching for a podcast that will keep you laughing and engaged, The Dick Show is a must-listen.



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    Latest episodes from The Dick Show

    Episode 463 - Dick on The Grave Digger

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 2, 2025 140:33


    ROAD RAGE: BOSTON x WATP LIVE - JUNE 21st- live.dick.show A fat woman makes a run at the alt-right, I get free air conditioning for life, baby advice to ignore the haters, young men are the laziest generation--again, Asmongold watches my clips, the Grave Digger writes in about solving more murders and playing with the cops, drugs for your health, Tinder implements a height filter, and Michael Vick fights the LAPD dogs; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 462 - Dick on Breastfeeding Class

    Play Episode Listen Later May 26, 2025 164:45


    I bomb a joke at breastfeeding class, someone tears a tree out of my yard, 30 year old South Park episodes are banned, a woman forgets to activate a tornado siren, the purpose of AI, flutes and pants, vaccine advice, a lady cop gets her gun taken away from her, a mortician writes in about solving murders, a Kanye freestyle, a fat woman gets stuck in a booth, and arguing with your parents; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 461 - Dick on High-Fives

    Play Episode Listen Later May 18, 2025 122:41


    A shady blood lab, the Mexican Navy has a fashion show (for fat women), some homeless start a piss war with Johnny, my dad loads a crib into my truck, the baby does a high five, my contractor pisses off the inspector, an X-Men religion, Tim Walz' son is not retarded after all, doctors with grills without borders, The Forever War against women, Nick Fuentes vs. old men, self-deportation ads in Los Angeles, and a woman with a world famous FUPA takes on the haters; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 460 - Dick on The Fear

    Play Episode Listen Later May 12, 2025 105:12


    My hearing blows out, Kanye releases a funny song, homelessness is solved with a new invention, Pakistan saves the Internet from India, Reddit gets experimented on, nitrous, Maddox wins the "Retard of the Month" award, Vito gets banned from Hackamania, statues of fat Black women pop up all over the Earth, and how many Mexicans does it take to restart a water heater; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 459 - Dick on Time is a Fat Circle

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2025 143:31


    Tickets for Road Rage/WATP Boston are up at live.dick.show, my deck is "finished" and I have questions, the speed of technology vs. fat incompetence, murrlogic calls in, ex-girlfriend advice for a young man who is about to make a big mistake, a 5/5 porno game, and Hackamania drama; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 458 - Dick on The Ringer

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2025 125:47


    Jeff Bridges names my son, the deck police chase some burglars, the wedding blackface painter is caught, Kanye blows the Fourth Reich, "You don't complain about Islam enough", a tribal contest to pick up a fat American woman, a gangster photoshops his knuckles, the Chinese attack luxury goods, the perfect amount of women, how to meet friends in the city after 30, and the WATP/TDS Live Show is coming on June 21st; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 457 - Dick on Obesity Simulation Suits

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 14, 2025 167:05


    Experts weigh in on experts, every deck in my neighborhood gets busted, a medical obesity simulation suit, a woman breaks a tree, a working in a factory survey, the Department of War blocks me for telling them not to kill kids, advice to hit on a girl at work, Weight Watchers goes bankrupt, Starbucks goes on strike, and fake crazy people; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 185

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 12, 2025 149:45


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    Episode 456 - Dick on The Liar's Fund

    Play Episode Listen Later Apr 7, 2025 126:25


    Cooking with grease, a woman turns left in a large car, tariffs, Read Dead Redemption 2 is spoiled, Tinder for babies, a man is stabbed over a chair, a woman fixes the ghetto, a guy cheats on his girlfriend... or did he? Chinese Uber drivers, a Samoan sumo wrestler, "don't rob me, I'm Jewish", and three fat women crash a car; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 455 - Dick on a Homeless Wedding

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 31, 2025 93:29


    Nick Rekieta in studio, my wedding ring doesn't really fit, a homeless lady causes trouble, Harley Quinn's fart porn is released, a Rippatard round-up, 3D printed guns and the Supreme Court, financing a burrito, getting trapped in a suitcase by your girlfriend, the difference doing your hair makes, a fat woman protests Elon Musk, a bunny man visit's Eric July's bidness, a bartender makes me sign a contract, and the "Adolescence" movie; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 454 - Dick on Slurping it Up

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2025 161:01


    Men melting down over Snow White, free soda for poors, Reddit on Severance, NYU is hacked with racist data, Andrew Tate sues everyone except for me, Manny Muskets opens for another white power comedy show, a Rippatard takes a picture of his mom's house, and a Super Sized Fat Watch; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 453 - Dick on Poop Foam

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 18, 2025 165:37


    I stub my toe, St. Patrick's Day is ruined, violent criminals get deported in Mario Kart, a girl learns about gravity on the moon, another non-English trucking accident, tasting impending diahhrea, the perfect woman vs. beer, Ethan Van Sciver calls in, and The Vagina Museum threatens to close down; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 452 - Dick on Drug-Head

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 10, 2025 157:14


    Funko Pops ruin my marriage, mistakes in sharing a TV show, Florida goes after the Tates, transgender mice, rewarding teachers, a listener's wife nearly blows up their house, a woman gets both of her hands bitten off playing with a shark, pimps, banks, and credit card caps, Canada bans whiskey--again, and Eric July writes an essay about me; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 451 - Dick on The Horse is Fine

    Play Episode Listen Later Mar 3, 2025 178:11


    My life is reduced by two weeks, a prison for your bed, a fat woman nearly breaks a horse (but the horse is fine), reparations for crypto bros, a look into the fourth Reich of the Gaza strip, the Sh*tgularity, a listener writes in about autism, an all-woman space launch, the NSA trans chats and a James Bond for the modern age, an IRS agent needs to change his smoke alarm battery, and more trucker stories; all that and more this week on The Dick Show! 

    Episode 450 - Dick on Hungry, Hungry Hooters

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 24, 2025 140:37


    Hooters shuts down, government employees have to explain what they do, my allergy to spending money, the LAX wedding, a woman flies a plane into the ground, how the government ruined camping outdoors, lying is illegal in Germany, napkin deniers, people who say they're running late when they're already late, show tapestries, robots that sit on the couch, two Israelis get into a gun fight over antisemitism, and a gay version of the Smurfs theme song; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 449 - Dick on Goygamel

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 17, 2025 132:48


    Rugby, VIP liquor, a wedding gets messed up, a new single mom is born, Kanye's swastika shirts get refunded, the Vegas solar thing gets shut down, no more EBT soda, duelling vaccine experts write in, a VR game about having racist conversations, a fat woman steals my shopping cart, and Goygamel; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

    Episode 448 - Dick on the Sexually Offended

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 10, 2025 123:41


    Kanye presents the Hitler/fat women dillemma, the DOGE kids do too much noticing, a woman goes to Harry Potterworld, Trump takes over Gaza, Amazon drivers have to pedal their trucks, LEGOs are for boys, the NFL ends ending racism, Tony from Hack the Movies plans a Vito intervention, Uncle O'Grimacey is back, and I have a gender reveal; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 447 - Dick on Size-Inclusive Cars

    Play Episode Listen Later Feb 3, 2025 118:54


    I am robbed at trivia again, a woman flies a helicopter into a plane, a Nigerian scammer was running the US Treasury, a fat woman sues Lyft because she can't fit in the car, Canada goes on strike, and the Zen of scraping car rims; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

    Episode 446 - Dick on Eating Paste

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 27, 2025 166:38


    A woman pushes for size-inclusive rope, a woman misspells a football team, my mashed potatoes get thrown away, Trump becomes the supervillain president we need, ValueSelectTV gets in a car wreck (and comes in studio), Riley's lawyers call in about Texas harassment law and Eric July's 911 calls, Ross Ulbricht is free, the Digital Deez Nuts reserve, Brian Johnson races erections with his son, Vivek plays Fur Elise, and people pulling cute sh*t about Bitcoin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 445 - Dick on Generational Wealth

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 20, 2025 129:43


    Alex Schaefer comes in to paint and hate the Federal Reserve, I fumble the generational wealth bag, Trump out sh*t coins the sh*tcoiners, TikTok is banned and the saved, a lady gets a top sugery, getting tangled up in hose, more not baby advice, two women swap credit cards, art scams and the CIA, and AI Maddox talks about the LA fires; all that and more this week on The Dick Show

    Episode 444 - Dick on Fighting Fires

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 13, 2025 127:50


    LA burns down, Vito's Gaia's Cradle burns down, Ralph burns down, I take my Pokemon cards to the grader, a man poops in his car, the HMWH drop a banger of peace, three lesbians walk into a bar, Afghan Boomers discuss Bacha Bazi and/or Social Security, fake visas, parenting advice, the best plumber in the world show, crowd surfing while fat, and I forget to do the intro; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 443 - Dick on Counting Calories

    Play Episode Listen Later Jan 6, 2025 104:27


    Meta introduces Black AI people, wrong questions at the ultrasound place, Null is told to lose weight and overreacts, giant boob vaccine sideeffects, a marine does a terrorism, I am banned from the Food Bank, the Magic Castle, the All State Ceo releases a message of tolerace, and British r*pe gangs; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 442 - Dick on The Best and Brightest

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 29, 2024 109:39


    My dad sells his car, how the best and brightest destroyed the 80s, a fan gives parenting advice, violent speech, the guy who invented finger guns, Mossad talks about how they control the world, Ted Cruz declares war on anti-semitism, and a fat woman yells at me; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 441 - Dick on A Winter Adventure

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 24, 2024 153:37


    A woman lights on fire, a car drives into a market, Maddox has a new seafood video, my girlfriend doesn't put any ice in my water bottle, Vinnie Paulino goes on a "winter adventure" and has a bunch of Christmas Creeps, more CEO slaying talk, an advice followup, San Fransisco has a "weight czar", Sydney Sweeney posts another fat pic, and a disgusting pet hair ornament; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 440 - Dick on the Pokemon College Fund

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2024 121:27


    I find some priceless Pokemon cards in the garage, Sydney Sweeney takes an ugly picture, drones look for nuclear fat women in New Jersey, Value Select TV is in studio, Johnny responds to criticism, Eric July says my name, free speech in grade five, Biden pardons child slavers, more CEO stuff, and a caller is mad at Vito; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 439 - Dick on Good!

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 9, 2024 169:31


    A healthcare CEO is killed, my girlfriend takes blankets to the dog shelter, Nick Rekieta calls in with settlement info and other things, a woman has too many guy friends, someone is lonely, a Chinese police ball takes to the streets, the FBI reverses course on encryption, the trans lawsuits begin, iPhone's AI is worthless, and Maddox reacts to recent news; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 438 - Dick on Good News, Bad News

    Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2024 132:13


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    Episode 437

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 25, 2024 130:46


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    Episode 436

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 19, 2024 146:34


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    Episode 435

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2024 158:29


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    Episode 434

    Play Episode Listen Later Nov 4, 2024 146:23


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    Episode 433 - Dick on Guitar Talk

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2024 188:18


    Sean returns from Japan with a big Guitar Talk, Florida sherriffs lie about weed, we explore Tinder's new "sporty" women category, Trump works at McDonald's, trans women have too many mimosa brunches, Black people think Mexicans are slaves, some liberals go shooting, an Elliott Smith mural is painted over with "Queer Joy", a fat lady tries on some wedding dresses, some squatters in my neighborhood drive off a cliff, DnD introduces sensitivity forms, an IDF soldier regrets bulldozing kids, and a young man writes in about condoms; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 432 - Dick on Not Spilling Chips in the Car

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2024 156:29


    Russel Brand sells a magic amulet, California liberals ruin another high tech industry, a Hitler survey, the scope of consent, gay voice, guys playing video games, 40 FEMA guys carry a log, protecting Black men's crypto, a lady spills chips in a car, and Josh Denny fills in for Sean; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

    Episode 431

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2024 151:19


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    Episode 430

    Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2024 146:45


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    Episode 429 - Dick on "The Newly Ped" Game

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 30, 2024 160:23


    The "Mr. McMahon" documentary, Moo Deng fever, Cat Girl goes to jail, Maddox defends his bicycle, the president of Haiti drinks water incorrectly, women try to figure out a propeller, millennials and choking, and Collin Shumaker calls in with his hit new flashmob gameshow for pedophiles "The Newly Ped Game"; all that and more this week on The Dick show!

    Episode 428

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 23, 2024 143:20


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    Episode 427

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 16, 2024 155:59


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    Episode 426

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2024 224:24


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    Episode 425

    Play Episode Listen Later Sep 2, 2024 166:39


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    Episode 424

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2024 121:23


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    Episode 423

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 19, 2024 141:43


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    Episode 422

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2024 178:09


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    Episode 421 - Dick on Large-Bodied Bicyclers

    Play Episode Listen Later Aug 5, 2024 134:51


    Sean has kidney stones, Carl Spitale in studio, lady boxers, men can have babies, race wars, bad dads, and the OnlyFans class action lawsuit; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 420 - Dick on Disney Rash

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 22, 2024 160:07


    Joe Biden quits the Presidential race because of his donkey brains, a lady sings the national anthem drunk, EBT shopping for junk food, a Midwest "lifestyle" afficianado has some advice, a lady carries a dead sea lion home in her tiny car, more burning candles, a boob job and a "mommy makeover", the Plus Size Park Hoppers get a rash, and advice for how to argue with your girlfriend; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 419

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2024 138:05


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    Episode 418 - Dick on New Weights

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 8, 2024 134:21


    The Dodgers have an vtuber night, a woman burns down an apartment building, I hate my new weight bench, liberals have messed up a plan, throwing LEGOs away, Maddox contacts the SEC, a guy dumps his gf, an entity walks up a tree, and a fat lady jumps on a box; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

    Episode 417

    Play Episode Listen Later Jul 1, 2024 163:38


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    Episode 416

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 24, 2024 165:11


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    Episode 415

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2024 128:23


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    Episode 414 - Dick on Riley's Arrest

    Play Episode Listen Later Jun 10, 2024 138:13


    Eric July gets Riley arrested for standing in a parking lot, Maddox's new cartoon show from 2018 and how he blew his last chance in Hollywood, a man ruins his brain on acid, and I interrupt a movie; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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