Two Better Halves Podcast

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Husband and Wife discuss one topic, but split equally in 15-minute segments. Also, inappropriate banter.

Two Better Halves

  • Dec 23, 2020 LATEST EPISODE
  • every other week NEW EPISODES
  • 34m AVG DURATION
  • 38 EPISODES


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Latest episodes from Two Better Halves Podcast

BONUS - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Trivia

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 23, 2020 19:35


Back at it with another trivia bonus episode! Lenton & Sarah smash noggins against each other in an effort to figure out who knows Chamber of Secret best? Bestly? Bestest? Betterest?

PREVIEW - How Do We Make Each Other Feel Appreciated?

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 18, 2020 5:13


In a short preview from Episode 20, Lenton & Sarah have very different answers on how they show appreciation for each others roles in the family. Anywhere you enjoy podcasts!

Episode 20 - "Homemaker. Moneymaker."

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 16, 2020 42:34


Lenton has been the homemaker. Sarah has been the moneymaker. THOSE ARENT THE RIGHT GENDER ROLES ACCORDING TO SOCIETY! Listen how they've made it work for almost a decade.

BONUS - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Trivia

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 8, 2020 19:49


A special bonus episode featuring Lenton & Sarah competing for the Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone trivia crown!

Episode 19 - "The Greatest Fights"

Play Episode Listen Later Dec 2, 2020 42:54


Husband and wife take equal time out of a podcast to discuss "The Greatest Fights!" Hear what the biggest fight was, the most common fight, the fuel that keeps fights raging, and why they don't fight as much anymore. Anywhere you enjoy podcasts!

BONUS - Never Have You Ever

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 18, 2020 46:06


Lenton and Sarah put a spin on "Never Have I Ever" by trying to answer the questions FOR their co-host. Does Lenton know if Sarah has shot a gun? Does Sarah know if Lenton buys drinks for strangers? Listen, laugh, and play along!

Episode 18 - "Friends"

Play Episode Listen Later Nov 11, 2020 42:48


Lenton & Sarah spend equal time discussing FRIENDS (not the TV show--thank gawd). Why does Lenton make them so easily? Why does Sarah so poorly? Who are their bests? Which friends are BAD for them? Listen and learn!

Episode 17 - Vote This Way

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 28, 2020 57:53


Lenton & Sarah spend 20 minutes each talking POLITICS! They take the isidewith.com quiz, give their results, and talk exactly who they plan to vote for. Plus, hear their official election predictions!

Episode 16 - Deal Breakers: How to End a Marriage

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 21, 2020 44:54


Lenton & Sarah spend equal time discussing what would end their marriage to each other. Plus, Sarah discusses what happened to her previous marriage.

Episode 15 - Exes and Ohs

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 14, 2020 44:12


In this episode, Lenton and Sarah take turns discussing the role of exes in their lives. Sarah has been previously married but has managed to keep a good relationship with her ex-husband. Lenton likes all his exes. But have they crossed lines? Take a listen!

Episode 14 - Money in Marriage

Play Episode Listen Later Oct 7, 2020 44:58


Lenton and Sarah take 15 minutes each to discuss "Money in Marriage." A topic that has led many marriages to fall apart, how has this marriage survived two very very different sources of income? PLUS, Sarah sings "Money" by Cardi B!

Episode 13- Parenting in Quarantine

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 9, 2020 56:53


In Episode 13, Lenton & Sarah discuss new discoveries made about themselves (and their children) during Covid-19 quarantine. This was recorded during our 8-year wedding anniversary trip. We also discuss the wealth gap that influences political decisions. Plus, Sarah sings "I hope you dance!"

Episode 13 Preview "I Hope You Dance"

Play Episode Listen Later Sep 8, 2020 5:22


In this preview for Episode 13, Sarah covers "I hope you dance"

Episode 12 - Bad Habits & Annoyed Spouses - One Better Half Accidental Special

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 26, 2020 40:12


Due to technical/diabetical issues, only one half is focused on in this episode: Sarah. 20-minutes of Sarah not liking things about Lenton, BLM talk, and schooling in quarantine.

Episode 11 - 10 Years Apart: Age Gaps in Marriage

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 12, 2020 56:33


Lenton & Sarah discuss how being ten years apart has affected their relationship and life goals. They dive deep into the constant issue of Lenton still wanting a baby, but Sarah being done with pregnancy. Plus, we discuss the rest of our 2020 season!

Sex, Marry, Kill Preview: Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Old Man Pretending to be a Spectre

Play Episode Listen Later Aug 1, 2020 4:22


Sarah answers a ridiculous Sex, Marry, Kill scenario: Scobby, Shaggy, an old white amusement park owner pretending to be a spectre

Sex, Marry, Kill Volume 1

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 29, 2020 72:28


Husband and Wife take turns presenting Sex, Marry, Kill scenarios based on fictional characters. Thank you to everyone who submitted suggestions! Follow us on Instagram and Facebook for future SMK requests!

Episode 10 - Tablets and iPhones and Kids, OH MY

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 15, 2020 42:49


Husband and wife (Lenton and Sarah) spend 15 minutes each leading a discussion on technology and kids!

Episode 9 - "Discipline"

Play Episode Listen Later Jul 2, 2020 61:30


Hubby and Wifer duo take 30 minutes, split it in half, and discuss discipline! Spankings, grounding, and humping a piano?!?! Plus, which Vampire Icon would they sex, marry, and kill?

Episode 9 Preview - Harshest Punishment Ever Received

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 25, 2020 3:51


During Sarah's 15 minutes, she wonders what the harshest punishment was Lenton ever received as a child. It involves a piano, humping, and Eminem.

Episode 8 - Black Lives Matter

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 17, 2020 58:37


Lenton and Sarah (married, white) discuss their introduction to racism, what made the George Floyd protest different, where the world goes from here, how the internet helps, and much more.

Episode 7 - High School

Play Episode Listen Later Jun 3, 2020 55:36


Wife and Husband spend 15 minutes each leading the discussion on HIGH SCHOOL. Lenton was homeschooled. Sarah had the typical high school experience.

Episode 7 Preview - "Losing Your Virginity"

Play Episode Listen Later May 31, 2020 2:21


In this Preview for Episode 7, Sarah tells the story of how she lost her virginity. Oh, but you have to stay for after the story to get all the facts.

Episode 7 Preview - "Uninvited to Prom"

Play Episode Listen Later May 28, 2020 2:06


In this Preview for Episode 7 "Highschool", Lenton explains how he was invited (then uninvited) to Prom on FOUR DIFFERENT OCCASIONS.

Episode 6 CLIP - The Romance Machine

Play Episode Listen Later May 23, 2020 12:06


During Episode 6, Lenton presents the "romance machine". A random noun generator that challenged us to come up with date ideas during quarantine. Did we do well? Should we just get divorced?!?

Episode 6 - Romance in Quarantine

Play Episode Listen Later May 20, 2020 58:25


Husband and Wife take equal time (15 minutes each) leading a discussion on how to make romance survive during the COVID-19 Pandemic and Quarantine.

Two Critical Halves - "Animal Crossing: New Horizons"

Play Episode Listen Later May 7, 2020 19:45


A special review episode! Lenton and Sarah discuss Animal Crossing New Horizons. 5 Minutes of the Good. 5 Minutes of the Frustrating. One of us has never played an AC game. One of us considered AC a DAY ONE purchase.

Episode 5 - "Candy"

Play Episode Listen Later May 6, 2020 48:17


Sarah and Lenton split one topic in half. Oh, and that topic is CANDY. One of us hates chocolate. One of us is a diabetic. Perhaps the conversation will be interesting? PLUS, Candy Slogan Trivia!

Episode 5 CLIP - "What is Candy?"

Play Episode Listen Later May 4, 2020 4:03


In a special preview to Episode 5 "Candy", Lenton explains the palm test and the strong wind test. Both used to define if something is a candy.

Two Critical Halves - "JOKER"

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 30, 2020 18:37


The Husband and Wife duo of the Stars come together to offer quick insight on the movie JOKER. Hey, the acting is real good. Have ya heard that? About the acting being real good? We promise we say a lot more!

Episode 3 CLIP - "Sadness vs Depression"

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 28, 2020 3:52


In this short clip from Episode 3, Lenton and Sarah discuss the difference between sadness and depression.

Two Critical Halves - "Playing with Fire"

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 26, 2020 18:16


The husband/wife Dream Team is here for a special episode reviewing "Playing with Fire". We give you all the details from it's release then 5 Minutes of the Good, 5 Minutes of the Bad, and our overall score!

Episode 2 CLIP - "Sore Winners"

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 22, 2020 4:02


A short clip from Episode 2 - Game Over. Lenton tries to get Sarah to explain how anyone can be a "sore winner". Do they exist? Would you ever consider the team you wanted to win a sore winner?

Episode 4 - DRUGS

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 20, 2020 65:50


Husband and Wife split the discussion in half. This week, they discuss DRUGS. What have they tried? What should be legal? How is addiction defeated? Or can it be? PLUS Sarah sings "Crack" by 2 Chainz!

Episode 3 - Depression

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 9, 2020 56:50


Husband and wife split one conversation in half. This week they discuss depressions impact on a marriage. What's the difference between depression and sadness? How does one half deal with "never being depressed"? How does the other half deal with being "clinically depressed"? What kind of meat is Scrooge packing? What's been surprisingly annoying about the COVID-19 quarantine?

Episode 2 - Game Over

Play Episode Listen Later Apr 1, 2020 54:54


Should couples be "nice" when playing video games against each other? How many games is too many? Does Peach even like Mario? Sarah and Lenton discuss video games past, present, and future, split up in two 15-minute segments. Plus, celebratory champagne and YOUR questions answered.

BONUS EPISODE: Who Knows Scotlyn Best?

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 30, 2020 26:31


As a thank you for 100 likes, we let our 6 year old quiz us on all things HER!

Episode 1 - In COVID and in Health

Play Episode Listen Later Mar 24, 2020 53:31


Husband (Lenton) and Wife (Sarah) discuss the impact of COVID-19 on their lives. Stay tuned til the end for a special Sex, Marry, Kill themed to HORROR ICONS!

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