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Use this guide to help your group discussion as you meet this week. TranscriptGood morning. Happy Easter! My name is Chet. I'm one of the pastors here. If you will, grab a Bible and go to Romans chapter 4. We're going to consider just a few verses in the book of Romans this morning. We're going to pick up and look at the text that we looked at on Good Friday if you were with us then. We will be in Romans chapter 4, verses 24 and 25, and then we'll look a little bit at chapter 5.I want to read this: "It will be counted to us who believe in him who raised from the dead Jesus our Lord." We gather on Easter and we're celebrating that Jesus was raised from the dead, that he was dead and then came alive again, that He was crucified, buried, and then resurrected. His disciples, His mother, those who followed Him, the centurion, the religious leaders—they all saw Him die, saw Him buried, and then came back to life.There's a story recounted in Luke chapter 24 where Jesus's disciples are together and Jesus shows up after He had been crucified and buried. When He appears, His disciples are frightened and think He's a ghost. I've always thought that was funny that it's included in the Bible, but it makes a lot of sense. If you watch someone be brutally murdered and then be buried, and then you're gathered with people to be sad about it, and then they show up, your response isn't "oh!" Your response is "ah!" You immediately think something's wrong with you, your mind is broken, or ghosts are real. You don't jump to maybe there's a resurrection, maybe you've conquered death.Jesus shows them His hands and feet and says, "I have hands and feet; spirits don't." He's like, "Ghosts don't have feet, but I do because I'm real." And then He eats food. He verifies that He's been resurrected; He was literally dead and then literally rose back to life. We're going to study a text that helps us understand why that's wonderful because if you don't know much about Christianity, you may know that Jesus died and rose, but we want to know why that's wonderful.There are people in this room who have things they've done or that have happened, and you're like, "It's happened, it's done, it's sealed, it's final, it's official, it's locked in." But if we follow a God who can rise from the grave, then He can undo things that are sealed and locked in. The most final thing we have is death. You don't go see a judge and they're like, "All right, you're going to be executed today and then you better be at work tomorrow." That's not how it works. The most final thing we have is death. If He can undo that, then He can undo the things that we carry with us.We will see why it's wonderful. It says, "It will be counted to us who believe in him who raised from the dead Jesus our Lord, who was delivered up for our trespasses." That's what we looked at on Friday—that He was delivered up for our trespasses, meaning that we have actual debt, actual sin. One pastor says that sin does something; it literally does something in the world, in spiritual reality. He said it's similar to if I came to your house and broke something.Let's say you invited me over to watch something on your television. During our enjoyment, I got very frustrated and threw something at it, breaking it. The party is over; your TV is broken, and I have a debt. I have a guess that you like your TV, since you invited me over specifically to watch it. We have a problem: something is broken, and there are only a few options. I can pay the debt, or you can. Those are our options. I can fix what's broken; the cost can come from me, or the cost can come from you. Even if you said, "Don't worry about it," that doesn't fix your TV. You're just saying you'll pay the debt or incur the cost by never watching TV again or getting a new one.Do you know who can't say "Don't worry about it"? Me. I can't ruin the party and then go, "Wait, don't worry about it, it's not a big deal, let's pretend it never happened." The one person who can't do that is me. I can't bump into you, spill something on your shirt, and go, "Let's just forget this ever happened. Let's move on. It's not a big deal. It's your shirt, it's not mine. Let's just go about our day." I can't do that.Y'all realize we do that sometimes with people. We'll say, "Well, I don't know why it's such a big deal. God just needs to, like, why does He care?" That's us breaking the TV and then saying, "Don't worry about it." We can't do that. There's real debt, real trespass, a real cost.What we're celebrating is that Jesus paid it—that He was delivered up for our trespasses. That's what we talked about on Good Friday, that He paid the debt. Then it says this: that He was delivered up for our trespasses and raised for our justification. Not only did He take our debt, but when He rose, He was raised for our justification.Justification is an intentional legal word. It's very specific, precise, legally precise language. Now if you don't work in law or contracts, you might not see a lot of legally precise language. I think the place we most run into it is on food labels. For example, if you buy Cheese Whiz or something you spray on stuff, it says "processed cheese food" because it can't just say "cheese" since it's not just cheese. It can't say "processed cheese" because then cheese would be a noun. It says "processed cheese food," where "cheese" is an adjective describing the type of food it is. You're like, "What am I eating?" Scientists say, "Food." You're like, "Yeah, but what do you mean?" They're like, "Well, it's a cheese food." So legally precise language.If you buy Pringles, it doesn't say chips, it says crisps. What is a crisp? Legally, it's not a chip. That's about all I know—it's legally precise language.One of the places I appreciated this most was on the show The Biggest Loser. On that show, people try to lose weight. It sounds like they just got them together to make fun of them, but actually they lose weight, and the biggest loser is the winner—it's clever and confusing. My wife and I used to watch it, popcorn and Mountain Dew, and they would do challenges.In these challenges, to win immunity for the week, they'd have to eat a lot of sweets like Pop-Tarts or cupcakes. The trainers would be mad because they were breaking the spirit of the game. But the funny part was: they weren't allowed to say "Pop-Tarts" because they didn't have the rights, so they had to say "sugar-frosted breakfast pastries." It was like a game of Taboo.The reason I mention this is that the word "justified" in this text is intentionally precise, legal language. It's wonderful because "justified" means legally not guilty in court, but actually it means better than not guilty. It means declared righteous, ruled in your favor—that you are made righteous, declared righteous, legally not guilty, and you get to walk out free. It's officially accomplished by God in the highest court.This is beautiful, legally precise language. When He was raised, it was for our justification, meaning that you have been declared righteous, that He took your sin to the cross, and that when He rose, you have been made righteous. The debt has been paid.It's not just that Jesus says, "Hey, if you come to me I'll forgive your sins, and you need to go live a good life." He doesn't just wipe the slate clean; He signs your name at the top and turns it in. That has been applied to your account.Periodically, I'll hear Christians say things like, and they're right in one aspect, "I'm a sinner; I have debt." If you come in and say, "I'm a pretty good person," we want to tell you, "No, you're not." If nobody's been kind enough yet to point out how not wonderful you are, welcome to Mil City Church. No, you're not. We are so thoroughly unimpressed with you. You're a sinner. You have real debt. You have real trespasses. We want you to be aware that you innately sin—that you sin on your own and then, when you know it's sin, you still do it. Once you learn it was wrong, you still do it. You can't just say, "It's okay because you're offended; you caused the offense; you can't declare it's okay."So, you're a sinner, but if you belong to Jesus, you are not. You are justified and made righteous. I hear Christians sometimes say, "I'm the worst, I'm just so terrible, I'm always waiting." And I say, "And then Jesus made you righteous?" If you belong to Christ, no, you're not. You're not guilty—you're made righteous. Paul calls himself the chief of sinners in the context of declaring he's received mercy. He says that so everyone else can know if Paul can be forgiven, so can you.The hope that we have is that He was delivered up for our trespasses and raised for our justification—that we've been made righteous. But there's a way this happens; it applies this way.Go back to the beginning of the sentence: It says, "It will be counted to us." What is "it"? It is what Jesus has done, what Jesus has done will be counted to us, accredited to us, put on our account, granted to us, applied to us. It is what Jesus has done.How will it be counted to us? By belief. That you believe in Christ, believe that God raised Him from the dead, that you believe He paid your debt, that you want it applied to your account. Then it will be applied.There's a movie called My Cousin Vinny. My wife was out of town, and I was bored, so I watched it again. It's about two young guys from New York going to school in Alabama. They're in the wrong place at the wrong time, driving the wrong car, and get accused of murder. Because they're from New York, it's not going well. Then one says, "I'm going to call my cousin Vinny," a lawyer from New York.Vinny shows up. It's not going well. There's tension over whether he'll represent them. The local guy is worse than Vinny. There's a big moment in court where Vinny says to the local guy, "You're fired. I want to represent my cousin."It's a moment where you can look cosmically at God and say, "I want Jesus to represent me. I want Him to go before me. I want Him to take my debt. I want Him to grant His righteousness to me." And it will be counted if you believe. It will be applied to your account by belief. It will be accomplished not by you but by Him. You trust that His death paid your trespasses and His resurrection justified you before the Lord, declared innocent, righteous, holy, and blameless if you'll just believe. If you'll just look and say, "I want Jesus to pay my debt. I want Jesus to cover me. I trust Him. I believe He's good. I do not want to represent myself."That's what it's saying. It will be counted to us who believe.So again: "It will be counted to us who believe in Him who raised from the dead Jesus our Lord, who was delivered up for our trespasses and raised for our justification."Therefore, since we have been justified by faith—we're justified by faith.That's the legal word again: not by works, not by morality, not by intelligence, not by effort—you're justified by faith, by trusting Him, not yourself.And that makes so much sense. What doesn't work before God is for you to sin, fail, then go to Him and say, "Don't worry. I got this. I'm going to be good enough, pay it off, do so well that you can't help but respond singing my praises." That doesn't work.Instead, we come and say, "I trust Jesus. I believe He's good. I believe He's righteous. I believe He paid my debt. I want Him to represent me. I want Him to cover me." And we say, "I trust that He's good."The Bible says there will be nobody who entrusts themselves to Him who is put to shame. Nobody that calls on Him will be put to shame. Nobody who says, "If He doesn't cover it, I'm in trouble," will be put to shame. Everyone who comes to Him for mercy will receive mercy.We are to be justified by faith, so you just believe. You just trust in the finished work of Jesus.Therefore, since we have been justified by faith, we have peace with God through our Lord Jesus Christ.You ever been at odds with someone? You can feel it. You've done something, said something, and you're around them and can feel the tension.It says there is no tension between those who belong to Jesus and the God of the universe.Every once in a while, I'll bust into one of my children's rooms. They're little—wouldn't do this when they're older, but I do it sometimes just to mess with them. I say, "Aha!" Just to mess with them. It's fun because often they just look at you like, "What? I was perfectly innocent. I wasn't doing anything." Other times, the guilt gets to them. They feel like they've been caught.I had a son hide something one time—a toy. He just needed to hide it; it was nothing serious.The idea is God can look at you and you can just be free. Nothing to worry about, no hint of fear. No "Oh wait." If people announced, "I'm going to come tour your house today," you'd be like, "Hold on. Is it clean? How do I…?" But with God, there's peace.We have peace with God through the work of Jesus. We're free.Some people think Christians are always looking over their shoulders like God's ready to get them. No. Jesus paid the debt. God's not mad at you if you belong to Christ, if you've trusted Him. He's not disappointed, upset, or frustrated because the debt has been paid.Jesus was delivered up for your trespasses. He was raised for your justification.You've been declared innocent, free.When I was growing up, my dad was self-employed, and sometimes things went well—but other times, it was tight.My parents would sit my brothers and me down and say, "Money's really tight. If any of you want something, you're going to be in big trouble." They would say, "You're going to eat what we give you and be happy about it."Sometimes, we got to go eat at places with cafeterias. Back then, there was Piccadilly. Let me explain how this works: When you get there, you can see the food, but you can't access it. The food is in what I call "food prison." There are food wardens who put the food on your plate, and every item you get means debt you'll pay later.There were times when we got to go, but beforehand, my dad would say, "Look…" When we got there, he'd tell us what we were allowed. One piece of chicken, two vegetables, some Jell-O. He'd be looking at the cake like, "You know you can't have that."We knew the terms in advance, which was good parenting—pre-threaten your children in the truck, then when they try something, just give them the look. Pre-threatening inflates the meaning.We were supposed to get what we got and be thankful.Then there were buffets, which were very different. There used to be more buffets—Ryan's, Quincy's, Western Sizzler. We had a place called Fire Mountain. Ryan's had a roll as big as your head.At a buffet, you pay first and then you're free. There's no food warden; you hold the scoop. Nobody protects the food from you. At SNS, you were supposed to get a little and be happy. At a buffet, you're free.When my dad took us to buffets, it was so we could hurt ourselves. We were supposed to pile things up, show him, and eat it all—not waste it—try different foods: soft serve, cookies, that weird pink stuff no one liked.Jesus has been raised for our justification.Christianity is not the SNS cafeteria; it's a buffet. I don't mean license to sin but freedom and joy—a feast.The debt has been paid. As Christians, we need to repent of sin, mourn the brokenness in the world. But the default mode of the Christian life is joy because Christ is resurrected.There is no debt; it's all been paid.We walk with our heads held up, hearts full, rejoicing in the freedom and hope Christ has given, to His glory.When I piled food on my plate at a buffet, it brought joy to my dad's heart that I appreciated what he had bought.When we walk as Christians with hope, fellowship, life, joy, and eternity in focus, acknowledging that when we sin, we have propitiation—that Someone stands between us and God—we are not guilty.We go to Him in grace and forgiveness and say, "It's never been about me; it's about You. My trust is in You, the glorious King who saves sinners."That brings joy and delight to His heart because He already paid the cost.We walk in freedom.Galatians says, "It is for freedom that He set us free." I used to read that and wonder, "What does that mean?" It means freedom.I'm not supposed to think, "I can't pile two things on my plate at the buffet." I'm supposed to enjoy it, delight, and walk in joy.That's what we celebrate at Easter.If you've trusted in Him, you are not dirty, broken, covered in sin.He was delivered up for your trespasses and raised for your justification.If He is risen and you've trusted Him, you are free, covered, blameless, and it's already happened.We aren't waiting for the sentence to be dropped. We're not in court waiting to hear our fate. If you've trusted Jesus, the sentence has been passed. He was declared guilty. We have been made righteous.The band's coming back up. We're going to sing.If you're a Christian, I remind you Jesus is risen and you are free and made righteous.If you have not placed your faith in Jesus and plan to represent yourself in court—plan with your own wisdom, morality, goodness, or just declaring, "It's not that big a deal"—I say: Trust Jesus.Place your faith in Him. Go to the Lord and say, "I want Jesus to cover me. I want Jesus to stand in for me. I want Jesus to pay my debt. When He died, pay my sin. When He rose, give me life."And it will be counted for those who believe.Let's pray.Jesus, we are thankful for the hope of the resurrection that holds secure through the finished work of Jesus—that all who call on Your name will be saved.You were delivered up for our sin, raised for our justification, and in You and You alone we have hope.May Your name be glorified. Amen.

'I ﷺ am for the worst of my Ummah.' "In the Name of Allah (SWT) The Supremely Merciful, Most Kind. His words are true whilst those of the oppressors spell ruin. This remembrance mentions the Ummah that will come in the Last Era. They will face trials and their dear ones will encounter calamities. They will cross the seas to tackle their enemies. Their distinct worship will be Salaah. If they had been with the nation of Nooh (as) they would not have perished in the Flood. Or with Aad, they would then not have perished from the violent winds. Or with Thamood, then they would have not have perished with the Piercing Cry. In the Name of Allah (SWT), His Words are true, whilst those of the Oppressors spell ruin (Bayhaqi).

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Quran Class Surah 25 v 37-39 Session 10 The Dwellers of Ar-Rass The word Rass here refers to a water well that has not been built by bricks or stones. Prophet Salih (as) & The Nation of Thamud. Prophet Hanzalah ibn Safwân (as) & Ar-Raas. Prophet Hud ibn Abdullah ibn Rabah ibn Khalid ibn Jalood ibn Ad (as) & the Nation of Ad. The people of Ar-Rass were the remnants [approx 4,000 people] from one of the towns of Thamood. Prophet Salih (as) was with them and they took shelter in Hadramaut, Yemen. Prophet Salih (as) passed away hence the name 'Death Overcame' (Hadramaut). Prophet Hanzalah ibn Safwân (as) was sent to the people of Ar-Rass, as they fell into idol worship. The people belied & killed him then threw him into a well. So Ad ibn Aws ibn Eram ibn Sam ibn Nooh and his son-left Ar-Rass and descended in al-Ahqâf.  After that Allah destroyed the people of Ar-Rass and the descendants of these and other people spread all over Yemen and other parts of Earth.  The destruction of these people was the stripping of the water of the life-giving well. Then Jabroon ibn Sad ibn Äd ibn Aws ibn Eram ibn Sâm ibn Nooh went to Damascus and built a city there, which he named Jabroon (named after himself). This is the same city which is referred to in the Qur'an as 'Eram of the Pillars.' Then Allah SWT sent Prophet Hood (as) to Ad. This is referred to the descendents of Âd, who had descendents in al-Aqâf. They had subsequently rejected and belied him and so Allah SWT destroyed them.

Jaber Abdul Hameed – 071 Nooh

Tell me why, No matter how you mix and match these scenes, They all make very exciting episodes. That's just how it is. {Enter The Multiverse} Ah. more posters. Double-Double. // L E G E N D S I don't know who lied to you, buddy, but you are not white. They lied to you, boy. That boy ain't white. Look at em. He ain't white. They lied to you. Something like— —a bicentennial bullet wound. It can't be that bad. You're only 50x I don't know what else to do about this other than prepare to die. He said it would come on fast after this. Who was he? I don't know . Hm, Just—shut up! Okay. Shutup! I got it, I got it… Fuck, this dude is gonna kill me. We can only hope that's what he plans to do. Anything else, and I'm double-fucked. Maybe quite literally. I can't handle that. Ii did have a good time a Bohemian Grove. How do you even get tickets to that? Early. Goddammit, how did he do this? Are you not like self aware of your own environment, or? Not if I don't have to be, no. Is everything okay over there? Yeah, everything's fine? Fuck, what happened?! I don't know. I fell asleep holding nothing; not stones at all, however, I awoke with The Illuminati Stone and one large rose quartz from a dream in which fly po What if all I lost Was a contact And all you wanted Was a daughter What if our world's were opposite I'm a rockstar You got nowhere to run home to You're not important I got nothin but hot bodies On my tour bus, or private jet Whatever way we get to the stage Where i'm playing You're soaked in rain just thanking God for rainbows Filled with pain Plate filled with old food From Whole Foods, With no shame “Hey. at least it's wholesome” I'm holed up in my studio making music With famous people and no names I made famous Playing a game that I made up You don't even know the rules of But if you learn them in time, YOu might just be where I am Or You might just die From sucicide– That's the plan Not like you have family, but you see If I die I might just take 5 lives with me The limelight's tricky All i got in my inbox is tits And celebrities on my timeline You don't mind: You're just happy to see the sunshine And find silence after a long day And a long night Trying to find life– Cause so far you know you died That's wild– So did I, IT took awhile to get to the other side though Keep trying JAGUAR I HAVE NEVER DIED. I'm telling you RIGHT NOW to TURN BACK. TURN BACK? I've been walking in this direction THE WHOLE TIME. EXACTLY. I'm following you. DON'T FOLLOW ME. I'm f– DON'T FOLLOW ME. I knew i would never see her again. Once i turned around it wasn't long before I realized, I had moved in the opposite direction, but was not in the same place I had been before–and I finally remembered. You can't go backward. But KA, you said time travels in all directions… In Infinite directions. What's the difference. “All” is just ‘some' things. Infinite is everything. Oh. *sighs heavily again* Ok. [beat] lets make fire again! Make fire again? Yes! I thought you hated ‘making fire' I did, but I like marshmallows. Alright, marshmallows. KU and YOUNG KA Flicker in the smoke and shadows of the firelight in a far and distant, dark cosmos, as constellations form around them, expanding outwards into galaxies beyond comprehension. You want some? No, I'm not fond of Marshmallows. Lol Lol Lol. WAKE UP. Nooh. I told you NOT TO FALL ASLEEP. Now you have to start over. NO. Noh I wasn't asleep! I barely nodded off. Clock starting. First of all, I told you. Dillon Francis is a Psychopath. I know that. Because i told you that. I already knew that. How could you possibly know. Just look at him. [Dillon Francis] But I got you now, buddy. What did he do to you? [pause] –He killed my cat. He killed you cat?! [beat] Well, no, but– ??? Something Like That. I'm gonna have a heart attack. PLease don't. HeART attack. Mm. That was good. But it needs more force. More? Put some *love* in it. What's that? *shrugs* HeART ATTACK. What the fuck is he doing. PLaying with one of his alter egos. Jesus Christ. How many are there. Who really knows. What are you two dipshits doing. NOthing. Training. Training! No. *eyes* You can't train yourself. Woah– Woah, woah– That's an insult Both, exactly the same We are not the same. Jinx. Go fuck yourself. *looking at watch* Not until 3. *everyone stops and stares* You schedule your jackoff calendar . I'm very busy. Obviously not busy enough. It's called “building stamina” Do you use “home” or “work” for that. I use candidly. Yikes. Wow. Anyway, this scene is running long; I gotta walk off screen and say something clever, for continuity. But it's only 2:15! If you're not early, you're late! I hate him. So does everybody. If you cry one more time, I'll actually kill you. Put the gun away, dude. Why?! Cause you're crazy. It's 5 AM. Ok. Take your shit and get off the toilet, We have shit to do. [beat] FLUSH. Royal flush I win again. Dammit. This is not LOVE. This is just LUST AH, fuck it though, I love these cunsluts. COME OUT OF RETIREMENT. No, not us. I can do nothing but watch you suffer —suffer the little children unto me I can do nothing, but watch you suffer. —suffer the little children unto me I can do enough, but watch you alter Suffer the children unto me I can do nothing of earth, but of sun— Suffer the children unto me Riding through Brooklyn With Yelawolf bumpin I should be thumping to something else but I never got the trunk to open Nope, I was fucked up some Broke girl summer Broken girl summer Surfs up, though Copestetic, I am Don't stop writing (I tried) Intuition I died Whoever I am Exit Bedstuy So far behind, I'm ahead What's that like Left the pary, Fuck that line Partly cloudy with a chance o Get UP. Nah, I'm fine. For the most part— I just When does this train stop? For the most part— Where the fuck do I get off this ride? I guess I don't For the most part Sure, I miss my mom but Some days she's up And the others GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. HOW?! I will literally FLY you out, just ———————————————-//—-wait, come back. Wait, you can't just cut the strings like that That's amazing lady (She painted like a Mercedes) The second rule of time travel Since you're clearly a rule breaker 2. Don't get hit by anything moving not fast enough to kill you Entirely and completely A fuck, which Brooklyn is this? JUST—time TRACWL BAMANAS. (William H. Macy is SIR, now) *face* Ok, I'm cool with that. Better hold that thought— And your phone Why what's up, Cause I can hear my train a coming. JIM(I) Well, I guess this is it. Are you sure Almost Yeah, I'mmma get this real quick. I AM A GOD. No, yur not. RICK! GET DOWN FROM THERE WAIT, you CC saw this movie, right? Where IS your center of balance, anyway? It's not. GET DOWN, KITE. ——aaaaand— ITS GONE. Let's just be real, I don't know how this happens. Best keep it that way, Now whose hot and toxic? I'm the talk of the catwalk The cause of the kamikaze Come for me Suddenly my nausea's gone Imma run off, Like I should have the first time I'm up LUKE SKYWALKER I'm LUKE SKYWALKER. Bitch. It's hard to believe That I, too, Could be in the window This could be an innuendo This could be an instrumental We should get going Go to work Fuck, am I still in a movie or some shit Or some shit. Fuck the glasses, See my face for this IT WANTS BANANAS GIVE IT BANANAS GIVE IT WHAT IT WANTS M PLEASE HELP ME. *with a monocle* *running fingers grubbily* For how much. *grimaces-* Wow, they really picked this little girl out, Just to pig party you I know. So where the fuck is this again? EXT. HELLS KITCHEN I DONT THINK HE's a good man No, I don't think he's a good man at all, now All I see's a child, And that's why It's just getting wilder it here Now I'm in the water (I can't drown) We all need a savior How about now? How about a round of applause For the audience That watched the whole performance And don't know what the words to the song were Right on. Tell me why American girls just Get too cynical bout this. Why so hypocritical? We got A+ in robotics Now we got Animal Products in All of our water We got Islam R US in Jansport backpacks That's how you rat out these assholes That is a terrorist practice So who's gonna watch that shit Over and over And wish he could have that? So Whose in the water now Once you cheat once, Then it's all Void after that The God of the void is annoyed with you I just anointed you all with oil You're so fucking disappointing It's just Innapropriate Well, turn it off, then! Did you work today? Guess not, I'm too useless We work, you know. Your music is stupid. That's how good you look: Music producer No words for this. Here. What. I want you to carry this. Mariah, or Jim? Got it. OK. OK. OK, YOU WIN. That's RIGHT, STUPID BITCH. I'm o— Fuck that little dick nigga Broh God bless Jah Pharoh living up to his last name by reminding me that I also need to run. True facts. WHATS IN THE BOOOOOOOOWWLLLLL— Ing green? More dead people. Please, if you would. Eats—people?! Onlympurple—ones. Are you serious!? CUT TO COMMERCIAL. CUT TO COMMERCIAL. Ok, damn. Wait, so how long do I gotta be— Everybody. Till it ends. When's the— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū. What's In the box though? Idk. Get in.

Tell me why, No matter how you mix and match these scenes, They all make very exciting episodes. That's just how it is. {Enter The Multiverse} Ah. more posters. Double-Double. // L E G E N D S I don't know who lied to you, buddy, but you are not white. They lied to you, boy. That boy ain't white. Look at em. He ain't white. They lied to you. Something like— —a bicentennial bullet wound. It can't be that bad. You're only 50x I don't know what else to do about this other than prepare to die. He said it would come on fast after this. Who was he? I don't know . Hm, Just—shut up! Okay. Shutup! I got it, I got it… Fuck, this dude is gonna kill me. We can only hope that's what he plans to do. Anything else, and I'm double-fucked. Maybe quite literally. I can't handle that. Ii did have a good time a Bohemian Grove. How do you even get tickets to that? Early. Goddammit, how did he do this? Are you not like self aware of your own environment, or? Not if I don't have to be, no. Is everything okay over there? Yeah, everything's fine? Fuck, what happened?! I don't know. I fell asleep holding nothing; not stones at all, however, I awoke with The Illuminati Stone and one large rose quartz from a dream in which fly po What if all I lost Was a contact And all you wanted Was a daughter What if our world's were opposite I'm a rockstar You got nowhere to run home to You're not important I got nothin but hot bodies On my tour bus, or private jet Whatever way we get to the stage Where i'm playing You're soaked in rain just thanking God for rainbows Filled with pain Plate filled with old food From Whole Foods, With no shame “Hey. at least it's wholesome” I'm holed up in my studio making music With famous people and no names I made famous Playing a game that I made up You don't even know the rules of But if you learn them in time, YOu might just be where I am Or You might just die From sucicide– That's the plan Not like you have family, but you see If I die I might just take 5 lives with me The limelight's tricky All i got in my inbox is tits And celebrities on my timeline You don't mind: You're just happy to see the sunshine And find silence after a long day And a long night Trying to find life– Cause so far you know you died That's wild– So did I, IT took awhile to get to the other side though Keep trying JAGUAR I HAVE NEVER DIED. I'm telling you RIGHT NOW to TURN BACK. TURN BACK? I've been walking in this direction THE WHOLE TIME. EXACTLY. I'm following you. DON'T FOLLOW ME. I'm f– DON'T FOLLOW ME. I knew i would never see her again. Once i turned around it wasn't long before I realized, I had moved in the opposite direction, but was not in the same place I had been before–and I finally remembered. You can't go backward. But KA, you said time travels in all directions… In Infinite directions. What's the difference. “All” is just ‘some' things. Infinite is everything. Oh. *sighs heavily again* Ok. [beat] lets make fire again! Make fire again? Yes! I thought you hated ‘making fire' I did, but I like marshmallows. Alright, marshmallows. KU and YOUNG KA Flicker in the smoke and shadows of the firelight in a far and distant, dark cosmos, as constellations form around them, expanding outwards into galaxies beyond comprehension. You want some? No, I'm not fond of Marshmallows. Lol Lol Lol. WAKE UP. Nooh. I told you NOT TO FALL ASLEEP. Now you have to start over. NO. Noh I wasn't asleep! I barely nodded off. Clock starting. First of all, I told you. Dillon Francis is a Psychopath. I know that. Because i told you that. I already knew that. How could you possibly know. Just look at him. [Dillon Francis] But I got you now, buddy. What did he do to you? [pause] –He killed my cat. He killed you cat?! [beat] Well, no, but– ??? Something Like That. I'm gonna have a heart attack. PLease don't. HeART attack. Mm. That was good. But it needs more force. More? Put some *love* in it. What's that? *shrugs* HeART ATTACK. What the fuck is he doing. PLaying with one of his alter egos. Jesus Christ. How many are there. Who really knows. What are you two dipshits doing. NOthing. Training. Training! No. *eyes* You can't train yourself. Woah– Woah, woah– That's an insult Both, exactly the same We are not the same. Jinx. Go fuck yourself. *looking at watch* Not until 3. *everyone stops and stares* You schedule your jackoff calendar . I'm very busy. Obviously not busy enough. It's called “building stamina” Do you use “home” or “work” for that. I use candidly. Yikes. Wow. Anyway, this scene is running long; I gotta walk off screen and say something clever, for continuity. But it's only 2:15! If you're not early, you're late! I hate him. So does everybody. If you cry one more time, I'll actually kill you. Put the gun away, dude. Why?! Cause you're crazy. It's 5 AM. Ok. Take your shit and get off the toilet, We have shit to do. [beat] FLUSH. Royal flush I win again. Dammit. This is not LOVE. This is just LUST AH, fuck it though, I love these cunsluts. COME OUT OF RETIREMENT. No, not us. I can do nothing but watch you suffer —suffer the little children unto me I can do nothing, but watch you suffer. —suffer the little children unto me I can do enough, but watch you alter Suffer the children unto me I can do nothing of earth, but of sun— Suffer the children unto me Riding through Brooklyn With Yelawolf bumpin I should be thumping to something else but I never got the trunk to open Nope, I was fucked up some Broke girl summer Broken girl summer Surfs up, though Copestetic, I am Don't stop writing (I tried) Intuition I died Whoever I am Exit Bedstuy So far behind, I'm ahead What's that like Left the pary, Fuck that line Partly cloudy with a chance o Get UP. Nah, I'm fine. For the most part— I just When does this train stop? For the most part— Where the fuck do I get off this ride? I guess I don't For the most part Sure, I miss my mom but Some days she's up And the others GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. HOW?! I will literally FLY you out, just ———————————————-//—-wait, come back. Wait, you can't just cut the strings like that That's amazing lady (She painted like a Mercedes) The second rule of time travel Since you're clearly a rule breaker 2. Don't get hit by anything moving not fast enough to kill you Entirely and completely A fuck, which Brooklyn is this? JUST—time TRACWL BAMANAS. (William H. Macy is SIR, now) *face* Ok, I'm cool with that. Better hold that thought— And your phone Why what's up, Cause I can hear my train a coming. JIM(I) Well, I guess this is it. Are you sure Almost Yeah, I'mmma get this real quick. I AM A GOD. No, yur not. RICK! GET DOWN FROM THERE WAIT, you CC saw this movie, right? Where IS your center of balance, anyway? It's not. GET DOWN, KITE. ——aaaaand— ITS GONE. Let's just be real, I don't know how this happens. Best keep it that way, Now whose hot and toxic? I'm the talk of the catwalk The cause of the kamikaze Come for me Suddenly my nausea's gone Imma run off, Like I should have the first time I'm up LUKE SKYWALKER I'm LUKE SKYWALKER. Bitch. It's hard to believe That I, too, Could be in the window This could be an innuendo This could be an instrumental We should get going Go to work Fuck, am I still in a movie or some shit Or some shit. Fuck the glasses, See my face for this IT WANTS BANANAS GIVE IT BANANAS GIVE IT WHAT IT WANTS M PLEASE HELP ME. *with a monocle* *running fingers grubbily* For how much. *grimaces-* Wow, they really picked this little girl out, Just to pig party you I know. So where the fuck is this again? EXT. HELLS KITCHEN I DONT THINK HE's a good man No, I don't think he's a good man at all, now All I see's a child, And that's why It's just getting wilder it here Now I'm in the water (I can't drown) We all need a savior How about now? How about a round of applause For the audience That watched the whole performance And don't know what the words to the song were Right on. Tell me why American girls just Get too cynical bout this. Why so hypocritical? We got A+ in robotics Now we got Animal Products in All of our water We got Islam R US in Jansport backpacks That's how you rat out these assholes That is a terrorist practice So who's gonna watch that shit Over and over And wish he could have that? So Whose in the water now Once you cheat once, Then it's all Void after that The God of the void is annoyed with you I just anointed you all with oil You're so fucking disappointing It's just Innapropriate Well, turn it off, then! Did you work today? Guess not, I'm too useless We work, you know. Your music is stupid. That's how good you look: Music producer No words for this. Here. What. I want you to carry this. Mariah, or Jim? Got it. OK. OK. OK, YOU WIN. That's RIGHT, STUPID BITCH. I'm o— Fuck that little dick nigga Broh God bless Jah Pharoh living up to his last name by reminding me that I also need to run. True facts. WHATS IN THE BOOOOOOOOWWLLLLL— Ing green? More dead people. Please, if you would. Eats—people?! Onlympurple—ones. Are you serious!? CUT TO COMMERCIAL. CUT TO COMMERCIAL. Ok, damn. Wait, so how long do I gotta be— Everybody. Till it ends. When's the— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū. What's In the box though? Idk. Get in.

Tell me why, No matter how you mix and match these scenes, They all make very exciting episodes. That's just how it is. {Enter The Multiverse} Ah. more posters. Double-Double. // L E G E N D S I don't know who lied to you, buddy, but you are not white. They lied to you, boy. That boy ain't white. Look at em. He ain't white. They lied to you. Something like— —a bicentennial bullet wound. It can't be that bad. You're only 50x I don't know what else to do about this other than prepare to die. He said it would come on fast after this. Who was he? I don't know . Hm, Just—shut up! Okay. Shutup! I got it, I got it… Fuck, this dude is gonna kill me. We can only hope that's what he plans to do. Anything else, and I'm double-fucked. Maybe quite literally. I can't handle that. Ii did have a good time a Bohemian Grove. How do you even get tickets to that? Early. Goddammit, how did he do this? Are you not like self aware of your own environment, or? Not if I don't have to be, no. Is everything okay over there? Yeah, everything's fine? Fuck, what happened?! I don't know. I fell asleep holding nothing; not stones at all, however, I awoke with The Illuminati Stone and one large rose quartz from a dream in which fly po What if all I lost Was a contact And all you wanted Was a daughter What if our world's were opposite I'm a rockstar You got nowhere to run home to You're not important I got nothin but hot bodies On my tour bus, or private jet Whatever way we get to the stage Where i'm playing You're soaked in rain just thanking God for rainbows Filled with pain Plate filled with old food From Whole Foods, With no shame “Hey. at least it's wholesome” I'm holed up in my studio making music With famous people and no names I made famous Playing a game that I made up You don't even know the rules of But if you learn them in time, YOu might just be where I am Or You might just die From sucicide– That's the plan Not like you have family, but you see If I die I might just take 5 lives with me The limelight's tricky All i got in my inbox is tits And celebrities on my timeline You don't mind: You're just happy to see the sunshine And find silence after a long day And a long night Trying to find life– Cause so far you know you died That's wild– So did I, IT took awhile to get to the other side though Keep trying JAGUAR I HAVE NEVER DIED. I'm telling you RIGHT NOW to TURN BACK. TURN BACK? I've been walking in this direction THE WHOLE TIME. EXACTLY. I'm following you. DON'T FOLLOW ME. I'm f– DON'T FOLLOW ME. I knew i would never see her again. Once i turned around it wasn't long before I realized, I had moved in the opposite direction, but was not in the same place I had been before–and I finally remembered. You can't go backward. But KA, you said time travels in all directions… In Infinite directions. What's the difference. “All” is just ‘some' things. Infinite is everything. Oh. *sighs heavily again* Ok. [beat] lets make fire again! Make fire again? Yes! I thought you hated ‘making fire' I did, but I like marshmallows. Alright, marshmallows. KU and YOUNG KA Flicker in the smoke and shadows of the firelight in a far and distant, dark cosmos, as constellations form around them, expanding outwards into galaxies beyond comprehension. You want some? No, I'm not fond of Marshmallows. Lol Lol Lol. WAKE UP. Nooh. I told you NOT TO FALL ASLEEP. Now you have to start over. NO. Noh I wasn't asleep! I barely nodded off. Clock starting. First of all, I told you. Dillon Francis is a Psychopath. I know that. Because i told you that. I already knew that. How could you possibly know. Just look at him. [Dillon Francis] But I got you now, buddy. What did he do to you? [pause] –He killed my cat. He killed you cat?! [beat] Well, no, but– ??? Something Like That. I'm gonna have a heart attack. PLease don't. HeART attack. Mm. That was good. But it needs more force. More? Put some *love* in it. What's that? *shrugs* HeART ATTACK. What the fuck is he doing. PLaying with one of his alter egos. Jesus Christ. How many are there. Who really knows. What are you two dipshits doing. NOthing. Training. Training! No. *eyes* You can't train yourself. Woah– Woah, woah– That's an insult Both, exactly the same We are not the same. Jinx. Go fuck yourself. *looking at watch* Not until 3. *everyone stops and stares* You schedule your jackoff calendar . I'm very busy. Obviously not busy enough. It's called “building stamina” Do you use “home” or “work” for that. I use candidly. Yikes. Wow. Anyway, this scene is running long; I gotta walk off screen and say something clever, for continuity. But it's only 2:15! If you're not early, you're late! I hate him. So does everybody. If you cry one more time, I'll actually kill you. Put the gun away, dude. Why?! Cause you're crazy. It's 5 AM. Ok. Take your shit and get off the toilet, We have shit to do. [beat] FLUSH. Royal flush I win again. Dammit. This is not LOVE. This is just LUST AH, fuck it though, I love these cunsluts. COME OUT OF RETIREMENT. No, not us. I can do nothing but watch you suffer —suffer the little children unto me I can do nothing, but watch you suffer. —suffer the little children unto me I can do enough, but watch you alter Suffer the children unto me I can do nothing of earth, but of sun— Suffer the children unto me Riding through Brooklyn With Yelawolf bumpin I should be thumping to something else but I never got the trunk to open Nope, I was fucked up some Broke girl summer Broken girl summer Surfs up, though Copestetic, I am Don't stop writing (I tried) Intuition I died Whoever I am Exit Bedstuy So far behind, I'm ahead What's that like Left the pary, Fuck that line Partly cloudy with a chance o Get UP. Nah, I'm fine. For the most part— I just When does this train stop? For the most part— Where the fuck do I get off this ride? I guess I don't For the most part Sure, I miss my mom but Some days she's up And the others GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. HOW?! I will literally FLY you out, just ———————————————-//—-wait, come back. Wait, you can't just cut the strings like that That's amazing lady (She painted like a Mercedes) The second rule of time travel Since you're clearly a rule breaker 2. Don't get hit by anything moving not fast enough to kill you Entirely and completely A fuck, which Brooklyn is this? JUST—time TRACWL BAMANAS. (William H. Macy is SIR, now) *face* Ok, I'm cool with that. Better hold that thought— And your phone Why what's up, Cause I can hear my train a coming. JIM(I) Well, I guess this is it. Are you sure Almost Yeah, I'mmma get this real quick. I AM A GOD. No, yur not. RICK! GET DOWN FROM THERE WAIT, you CC saw this movie, right? Where IS your center of balance, anyway? It's not. GET DOWN, KITE. ——aaaaand— ITS GONE. Let's just be real, I don't know how this happens. Best keep it that way, Now whose hot and toxic? I'm the talk of the catwalk The cause of the kamikaze Come for me Suddenly my nausea's gone Imma run off, Like I should have the first time I'm up LUKE SKYWALKER I'm LUKE SKYWALKER. Bitch. It's hard to believe That I, too, Could be in the window This could be an innuendo This could be an instrumental We should get going Go to work Fuck, am I still in a movie or some shit Or some shit. Fuck the glasses, See my face for this IT WANTS BANANAS GIVE IT BANANAS GIVE IT WHAT IT WANTS M PLEASE HELP ME. *with a monocle* *running fingers grubbily* For how much. *grimaces-* Wow, they really picked this little girl out, Just to pig party you I know. So where the fuck is this again? EXT. HELLS KITCHEN I DONT THINK HE's a good man No, I don't think he's a good man at all, now All I see's a child, And that's why It's just getting wilder it here Now I'm in the water (I can't drown) We all need a savior How about now? How about a round of applause For the audience That watched the whole performance And don't know what the words to the song were Right on. Tell me why American girls just Get too cynical bout this. Why so hypocritical? We got A+ in robotics Now we got Animal Products in All of our water We got Islam R US in Jansport backpacks That's how you rat out these assholes That is a terrorist practice So who's gonna watch that shit Over and over And wish he could have that? So Whose in the water now Once you cheat once, Then it's all Void after that The God of the void is annoyed with you I just anointed you all with oil You're so fucking disappointing It's just Innapropriate Well, turn it off, then! Did you work today? Guess not, I'm too useless We work, you know. Your music is stupid. That's how good you look: Music producer No words for this. Here. What. I want you to carry this. Mariah, or Jim? Got it. OK. OK. OK, YOU WIN. That's RIGHT, STUPID BITCH. I'm o— Fuck that little dick nigga Broh God bless Jah Pharoh living up to his last name by reminding me that I also need to run. True facts. WHATS IN THE BOOOOOOOOWWLLLLL— Ing green? More dead people. Please, if you would. Eats—people?! Onlympurple—ones. Are you serious!? CUT TO COMMERCIAL. CUT TO COMMERCIAL. Ok, damn. Wait, so how long do I gotta be— Everybody. Till it ends. When's the— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū. What's In the box though? Idk. Get in.

Tell me why, No matter how you mix and match these scenes, They all make very exciting episodes. That's just how it is. {Enter The Multiverse} Ah. more posters. Double-Double. // L E G E N D S I don't know who lied to you, buddy, but you are not white. They lied to you, boy. That boy ain't white. Look at em. He ain't white. They lied to you. Something like— —a bicentennial bullet wound. It can't be that bad. You're only 50x I don't know what else to do about this other than prepare to die. He said it would come on fast after this. Who was he? I don't know . Hm, Just—shut up! Okay. Shutup! I got it, I got it… Fuck, this dude is gonna kill me. We can only hope that's what he plans to do. Anything else, and I'm double-fucked. Maybe quite literally. I can't handle that. Ii did have a good time a Bohemian Grove. How do you even get tickets to that? Early. Goddammit, how did he do this? Are you not like self aware of your own environment, or? Not if I don't have to be, no. Is everything okay over there? Yeah, everything's fine? Fuck, what happened?! I don't know. I fell asleep holding nothing; not stones at all, however, I awoke with The Illuminati Stone and one large rose quartz from a dream in which fly po What if all I lost Was a contact And all you wanted Was a daughter What if our world's were opposite I'm a rockstar You got nowhere to run home to You're not important I got nothin but hot bodies On my tour bus, or private jet Whatever way we get to the stage Where i'm playing You're soaked in rain just thanking God for rainbows Filled with pain Plate filled with old food From Whole Foods, With no shame “Hey. at least it's wholesome” I'm holed up in my studio making music With famous people and no names I made famous Playing a game that I made up You don't even know the rules of But if you learn them in time, YOu might just be where I am Or You might just die From sucicide– That's the plan Not like you have family, but you see If I die I might just take 5 lives with me The limelight's tricky All i got in my inbox is tits And celebrities on my timeline You don't mind: You're just happy to see the sunshine And find silence after a long day And a long night Trying to find life– Cause so far you know you died That's wild– So did I, IT took awhile to get to the other side though Keep trying JAGUAR I HAVE NEVER DIED. I'm telling you RIGHT NOW to TURN BACK. TURN BACK? I've been walking in this direction THE WHOLE TIME. EXACTLY. I'm following you. DON'T FOLLOW ME. I'm f– DON'T FOLLOW ME. I knew i would never see her again. Once i turned around it wasn't long before I realized, I had moved in the opposite direction, but was not in the same place I had been before–and I finally remembered. You can't go backward. But KA, you said time travels in all directions… In Infinite directions. What's the difference. “All” is just ‘some' things. Infinite is everything. Oh. *sighs heavily again* Ok. [beat] lets make fire again! Make fire again? Yes! I thought you hated ‘making fire' I did, but I like marshmallows. Alright, marshmallows. KU and YOUNG KA Flicker in the smoke and shadows of the firelight in a far and distant, dark cosmos, as constellations form around them, expanding outwards into galaxies beyond comprehension. You want some? No, I'm not fond of Marshmallows. Lol Lol Lol. WAKE UP. Nooh. I told you NOT TO FALL ASLEEP. Now you have to start over. NO. Noh I wasn't asleep! I barely nodded off. Clock starting. First of all, I told you. Dillon Francis is a Psychopath. I know that. Because i told you that. I already knew that. How could you possibly know. Just look at him. [Dillon Francis] But I got you now, buddy. What did he do to you? [pause] –He killed my cat. He killed you cat?! [beat] Well, no, but– ??? Something Like That. I'm gonna have a heart attack. PLease don't. HeART attack. Mm. That was good. But it needs more force. More? Put some *love* in it. What's that? *shrugs* HeART ATTACK. What the fuck is he doing. PLaying with one of his alter egos. Jesus Christ. How many are there. Who really knows. What are you two dipshits doing. NOthing. Training. Training! No. *eyes* You can't train yourself. Woah– Woah, woah– That's an insult Both, exactly the same We are not the same. Jinx. Go fuck yourself. *looking at watch* Not until 3. *everyone stops and stares* You schedule your jackoff calendar . I'm very busy. Obviously not busy enough. It's called “building stamina” Do you use “home” or “work” for that. I use candidly. Yikes. Wow. Anyway, this scene is running long; I gotta walk off screen and say something clever, for continuity. But it's only 2:15! If you're not early, you're late! I hate him. So does everybody. If you cry one more time, I'll actually kill you. Put the gun away, dude. Why?! Cause you're crazy. It's 5 AM. Ok. Take your shit and get off the toilet, We have shit to do. [beat] FLUSH. Royal flush I win again. Dammit. This is not LOVE. This is just LUST AH, fuck it though, I love these cunsluts. COME OUT OF RETIREMENT. No, not us. I can do nothing but watch you suffer —suffer the little children unto me I can do nothing, but watch you suffer. —suffer the little children unto me I can do enough, but watch you alter Suffer the children unto me I can do nothing of earth, but of sun— Suffer the children unto me Riding through Brooklyn With Yelawolf bumpin I should be thumping to something else but I never got the trunk to open Nope, I was fucked up some Broke girl summer Broken girl summer Surfs up, though Copestetic, I am Don't stop writing (I tried) Intuition I died Whoever I am Exit Bedstuy So far behind, I'm ahead What's that like Left the pary, Fuck that line Partly cloudy with a chance o Get UP. Nah, I'm fine. For the most part— I just When does this train stop? For the most part— Where the fuck do I get off this ride? I guess I don't For the most part Sure, I miss my mom but Some days she's up And the others GET OUT OF MY HOUSE. HOW?! I will literally FLY you out, just ———————————————-//—-wait, come back. Wait, you can't just cut the strings like that That's amazing lady (She painted like a Mercedes) The second rule of time travel Since you're clearly a rule breaker 2. Don't get hit by anything moving not fast enough to kill you Entirely and completely A fuck, which Brooklyn is this? JUST—time TRACWL BAMANAS. (William H. Macy is SIR, now) *face* Ok, I'm cool with that. Better hold that thought— And your phone Why what's up, Cause I can hear my train a coming. JIM(I) Well, I guess this is it. Are you sure Almost Yeah, I'mmma get this real quick. I AM A GOD. No, yur not. RICK! GET DOWN FROM THERE WAIT, you CC saw this movie, right? Where IS your center of balance, anyway? It's not. GET DOWN, KITE. ——aaaaand— ITS GONE. Let's just be real, I don't know how this happens. Best keep it that way, Now whose hot and toxic? I'm the talk of the catwalk The cause of the kamikaze Come for me Suddenly my nausea's gone Imma run off, Like I should have the first time I'm up LUKE SKYWALKER I'm LUKE SKYWALKER. Bitch. It's hard to believe That I, too, Could be in the window This could be an innuendo This could be an instrumental We should get going Go to work Fuck, am I still in a movie or some shit Or some shit. Fuck the glasses, See my face for this IT WANTS BANANAS GIVE IT BANANAS GIVE IT WHAT IT WANTS M PLEASE HELP ME. *with a monocle* *running fingers grubbily* For how much. *grimaces-* Wow, they really picked this little girl out, Just to pig party you I know. So where the fuck is this again? EXT. HELLS KITCHEN I DONT THINK HE's a good man No, I don't think he's a good man at all, now All I see's a child, And that's why It's just getting wilder it here Now I'm in the water (I can't drown) We all need a savior How about now? How about a round of applause For the audience That watched the whole performance And don't know what the words to the song were Right on. Tell me why American girls just Get too cynical bout this. Why so hypocritical? We got A+ in robotics Now we got Animal Products in All of our water We got Islam R US in Jansport backpacks That's how you rat out these assholes That is a terrorist practice So who's gonna watch that shit Over and over And wish he could have that? So Whose in the water now Once you cheat once, Then it's all Void after that The God of the void is annoyed with you I just anointed you all with oil You're so fucking disappointing It's just Innapropriate Well, turn it off, then! Did you work today? Guess not, I'm too useless We work, you know. Your music is stupid. That's how good you look: Music producer No words for this. Here. What. I want you to carry this. Mariah, or Jim? Got it. OK. OK. OK, YOU WIN. That's RIGHT, STUPID BITCH. I'm o— Fuck that little dick nigga Broh God bless Jah Pharoh living up to his last name by reminding me that I also need to run. True facts. WHATS IN THE BOOOOOOOOWWLLLLL— Ing green? More dead people. Please, if you would. Eats—people?! Onlympurple—ones. Are you serious!? CUT TO COMMERCIAL. CUT TO COMMERCIAL. Ok, damn. Wait, so how long do I gotta be— Everybody. Till it ends. When's the— {Enter The Multiverse} [The Festival Project.™] COPYRIGHT © THE FESTIVAL PROJECT 2019-2024 | THE COMPLEX COLLECTIVE. © ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. © -Ū. What's In the box though? Idk. Get in.

Raghenie Bhawanie en Esmee Langereis praten met host Petra Possel.Raghenie Bhawanie vertelt hoe haar familie vanuit India de wereld is overgestoken, over haar jeugd in Leeuwarden en hoe belangrijk koken en eten voor haar is. Binnenkort verschijnt haar boek Madame jeanette -Simpele Surinaamse groenterecepten met pit.Esmee Langereis van whattodrink.nl houdt een gloedvol en smaakvol betoog over alcoholvrije bubbels, pardon, mousserende rosé wijnen. Ze bespreekt de Torres natureo rosado sparkling, de rosé NOOH van Château La Coste en de Yamilé van Muri.Keukenprins Pieter serveert twee Surinaamse broodjes: broodje olie-sardien en broodje luie zondag (gefrituurd masala ei) uit het boek van Raghenie Bhawanie. Met dank aan onze nieuwe Culinaire Vriend: kookwinkel Duikelman, gevestigd aan de Ferdinand Bolstraat 66-68 te Amsterdam. De reis méér dan waard voor de echte kookliefhebber.Ook de opname van onze podcast bijwonen? Dat kan op zondag 9 juni 2024 van 14 tot 17 uur tijdens een 3 gangen-lunch in Café Picknick: “Beverwijk meets Japan” met (food-) fotograaf Oof Verschuren van wie het boek Homakase verscheen, chef Joris Vermeer (Aardappeleters en Hokkai) en grondlegger/tuinman Kasper Hoex van Landgoed Rorik. Reserveer je ticket op cafepicknick.nl via de reserveringsbutton.Wil je ook Culinaire Vriend worden? Mail dan met adverteren@smakelijkpodcast.nl.

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Sunday Bayan 14-04-2024 | Mufti Tariq Masood Speeches

Today we visit r/TalesFromTechSupport where OP is tasked with restoring a Laptop that is in really bad shape, but when he ALSO restores the user's data, the user freaks out!Visit us on YouTube! https://youtube.com/@kccBecome a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/karma-comment-chameleon--5098578/support.

Taraweeh Tafseer 16 | Mufti Tariq Masood Speeches

The best way to decide whether to watch Scrooged (1988) is with a simple question: "Have you ever seen A Christmas Carol?"> Yes: No need to watch this then, you've got all the bases covered.> No: Oh, then go watch that instead because it's that but worse.Music created by Jack Parsons.Follow us on Twitter & Instagram and check out our YouTube channel.  

Ismail Londt – 071 Nooh

Nooh (AS) & 950 Years Of Da'wah | EP 10 | Stories Of The Prophets Series

The FC Crew are joined by Mario Melchiot and they react to today's results in the UEFA Champions League including Bayern beating Manchester United in Munich. Then, they discuss Madrid's performance against Union Berlin and Bellingham grabbing a last minute goal to win the match. Also, they dive into Arsenal dominating PSV. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

சுயபரிசோதனைமவ்லவி நூஹ் அல்தாஃபி | Nooh Althafi25-08-2023, JummaTaif, Saudi Arabia

குறி வைத்துத் தாக்கப்படும் முஸ்லிம்கள்மவ்லவி நூஹ் அல்தாஃபி | Nooh Althafi25-08-2023Sanaya Dawah Center, Jeddah

Dan is joined by two new guests, Peter Gorman, PT, DPT and Kimberly Wolf-King, PT, DPT to discuss navigating post-op ACL and insurance regulations! The three discussion a variety of topics with the resounding theme being excellent communication!

இஹஸான்மவ்லவி முஹம்மது நூஹ் மஹ்ழரி | Nooh Mahlari27-04-2023Islamic Cultural Center (ICC), Dammam

தக்வாமவ்லவி முஹம்மது நூஹ் மஹ்ழரி | Nooh Mahlari28-04-2023, JummaGlobe Port Masjid, Dammam

ஸூரத்துல் ஆல இம்ரான் மவ்லவி முஹம்மது நூஹ் மஹ்ழரி | Nooh Mahlari 25-03-2023 Masjid Al Jamiul Azhar, Kayalpatnam, Tamil Nadu

காலத்தின் அவசியம் மவ்லவி முஹம்மது நூஹ் மஹ்ழரி | Nooh Mahlari 26-03-2023 Masjid Al Jamiul Azhar, Kayalpatnam, Tamil Nadu

வெட்கம் (அல்-ஹயா) மவ்லவி முஹம்மது நூஹ் மஹ்ழரி | Nooh Mahlari 25-03-2023 Masjid Al Jamiul Azhar, Kayalpatnam, Tamil Nadu

பெருமை (கிப்ர்) மவ்லவி முஹம்மது நூஹ் மஹ்ழரி | Nooh Mahlari 26-03-2023 Masjid Al Jamiul Azhar, Kayalpatnam, Tamil Nadu

سورة نوح كاملة تلاوة خاشعة في قمة الابداع Surah Nooh --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/alquranalkareem/support

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Maher Al Mueaqly – 071 Nooh

Maher Al Mueaqly – 071 Nooh

Muhammad Siddiq al-Minshawi – 071 Nooh

Oshi No Ko recently released on Hi-Dive, and the gang watched it and....oh boy. There's also cancelable food takes, talks of the recent Street Fighter VI presentation, and more. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/gotrttv/message

EPISODIO 150.Temporada 4-31.EPISODIO PATROCINADO POR:CBM Clases de batería Madrid. https://clasesdebateriamadrid.com/ .Superdrummer Academy.www.simonefolcarelli.com .COMUNIDAD DEL CBM de Iñigo Iribarne:http://Clasesbateriaonline.com .Email diario de Iñigo Iribarne.https://inigobatera.activehosted.com/f/17 .LIBRO RECOMENDADO por Simone.Wham Bam Flam - Joel Rothman: https://hudsonmusic.com/product/whambamflam/ .TOP TRI.Simone:Salva Perez: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rle4-l6PhVI .Xoan Losada: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRkayZpgnOs .Aaron Gillespie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hcv7h90ajs . Iñigo:Carter McClean: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYi2HuIzLlQ&t .Peter Erskine: https://www.instagram.com/petererskine.official/ .Ángel Crespo: https://www.instagram.com/angelcrespodrums/ .Living On a Prayer de Bon JoviÉrase una vez, no hace muchoOnce upon a time, not so long agoTommy solía trabajar en los muelles, el sindicato ha estado en huelgaTommy used to work on the docks, union's been on strikeTiene mala suerte, es difícil, muy difícilHe's down on his luck, it's tough, so toughGina trabaja en el restaurante todo el día, trabajando para su hombre.Gina works the diner all day, working for her manElla trae a casa su paga, por amor, mmm, por amorShe brings home her pay, for love, mmm, for loveElla dice: "Tenemos que aferrarnos a lo que tenemosShe says, "We've gotta hold on to what we've gotNo importa si lo logramos o noIt doesn't make a difference if we make it or notNos tenemos el uno al otro y eso es mucho para el amorWe've got each other and that's a lot for loveVamos a darle un tiro"We'll give it a shot"Whoa, estamos a mitad de caminoWhoa, we're half way thereWhoa oh, viviendo en una oraciónWhoa oh, livin' on a prayerToma mi mano, lo lograremos, lo juroTake my hand, we'll make it, I swearWhoa oh, viviendo en una oraciónWhoa oh, livin' on a prayerTommy tiene sus seis cuerdas en el corvejón, ahora está aguantandoTommy's got his six string in hock, now he's holding inCuando solía hacerlo hablar tan duro, ooh, es difícilWhen he used to make it talk so tough, ooh, it's toughGina sueña con huirGina dreams of running awayCuando ella llora en la noche, Tommy susurraWhen she cries in the night, Tommy whispers"Bebé, está bien, algún día""Baby, it's okay, someday"Tenemos que aferrarnos a lo que tenemosWe've gotta hold on to what we've gotNo importa si lo logramos o noIt doesn't make a difference if we make it or notNos tenemos el uno al otro y eso es mucho para el amorWe've got each other and that's a lot for loveVamos a darle un tiroWe'll give it a shotWhoa, estamos a mitad de caminoWhoa, we're half way thereWhoa oh, viviendo en una oraciónWhoa oh, livin' on a prayerToma mi mano, lo haremos lo juroTake my hand, we'll make it I swearWhoa oh, viviendo en una oraciónWhoa oh, livin' on a prayerViviendo en una oraciónLivin' on a prayerOh, tenemos que aguantar, listos o noOh, we've gotta hold on, ready or notVives para la pelea cuando eso es todo lo que tienesYou live for the fight when that's all that you've gotWhoa, estamos a mitad de caminoWhoa, we're half way thereWhoa oh, viviendo en una oraciónWhoa oh, livin' on a prayerToma mi mano y lo lograremos, lo juroTake my hand and we'll make it, I swearWhoa oh, viviendo en una oraciónWhoa oh, livin' on a prayerWhoa, estamos a mitad de caminoWhoa, we're half way thereWhoa oh, viviendo en una oraciónWhoa oh, livin' on a prayerToma mi mano y lo lograremos, lo juroTake my hand and we'll make it, I swearWhoa oh, viviendo en una oraciónWhoa oh, livin' on a prayerWhoa, estamos a mitad de caminoWhoa, we're half way thereWhoa oh, viviendo en una oraciónWhoa oh, livin' on a prayerToma mi mano y lo lograremos, lo juroTake my hand and we'll make it, I swearVaya, ohWhoa ohSíguenos en: FB: https://www.facebook.com/Drumless-el-Podcast-101614758071997 .INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/drumlesspodcast/ .TELEGRAM: https://t.me/drumlesspodcast .ABEL:https://www.instagram.com/kustomdk/ .SIMONE:https://www.simonefolcarelli.com .http://clasesdebateriaonline.com .IÑIGO:http://inigoiribarne.com .https://Clasesdebateriamadrid.com .https://www.twitch.tv/inigobatera .https://www.ellibrodelascorcheas.com .http://Clasesbateriaonline.com .http://insidethegrooveof.com/ .BUY US A COFFEEPaypal: https://www.paypal.me/inigoiribarne .Bizum: 606424669 .

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Ryan Dilks and Justin Peach discuss all the games from the weekend in the Championship.Can Burnley break the Championship points record?Sunderland win the Tees-Wear derby!Cardiff and Wigan's woes!A female referee!It's the Second Tier.Website: www.secondtierpod.co.ukTwitter: twitter.com/secondtierpodYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjqVFKB1yw2z_XyVINhB9qA/featured***Please take the time to give us a review and rating on whatever platform you listen to us on. It massively helps up and goes a long way towards us getting new listeners! Thank you.*** Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Ryan Dilks and Justin Peach discuss all the games from the weekend in the Championship. Can Burnley break the Championship points record? Sunderland win the Tees-Wear derby! Cardiff and Wigan's woes! A female referee! It's the Second Tier. Website: www.secondtierpod.co.uk Twitter: twitter.com/secondtierpod YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjqVFKB1yw2z_XyVINhB9qA/featured ***Please take the time to give us a review and rating on whatever platform you listen to us on. It massively helps up and goes a long way towards us getting new listeners! Thank you.*** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We recap Diablo IV quickly so Connor reminisce, and we talk about Google Stadia going away finally.  Followed by a pretty lengthy half of discussing the Open Gaming License that Wizards of the Coast is trying to replace, as well as how they are doing damage control on the leak(s) about it. Is there another conspiracy to be had here?? Plus, do we anticipate this having an effect on Magic: The Gathering, considering both are ultimately owned by Hasbro? --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/ragegamenetwork/support

Due to illness and a family emergency we did not have time to record this weeks episode yet. But we plan to release it later in the week, so please check back again and look for episode 20! Thank you all for the continued support- Pedro and Tink

Nooh Alhamad joins me on the show this week. He is a local shop owner/technician. Nooh shares his journey in the auto industry to becoming a shop owner and some of the struggles along the way. We'll also discuss investment in tooling and in yourself. Warning- this episode contains explicit language. Website- https://autodiagpodcast.comFacebook Group- https://www.facebook.com/groups/223994012068320Email- http://STmobilediag@gmail.com

071 - Surah Nooh سُوْرَۃ نُوح- Shaykha Zainab by Fadel Soliman

There are some who resist change and some who look forward to it with delight! Which are you? They guys look at the reasons why people do or don't like change today.

#5amMesterScrum Show 824 Live - PO In Scrum "Oh No" Greg Says "Oh Yee" - Today's topics: (1) Age old debate should the Product Owner attend Daily Scrum? Please like and subscribe and share 5amMesterScrum.  Please send me your topics.   You are are doing Great Please Keep on Sharing. 5am Mester Scrum 5am Mester Scrum Show 824 went live on Youtube Tuesday 6/14/2022 from Philadelphia, PA  Happy Scrumming, Social Media: - search 5amMesterScrum or #5amMesterScrum  and you should find us and if not please let us know LinkedIn, Youtube, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, TikTok     Podcasts: (search 5amMesterScrum)  #5amMesterScrum #agile #scrum #coaching #philadelphia #philly #productowner #dailyscrum #dsu #debate

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