The Goin' Deep Show

Episode 2295 - Kid A.G. and El Pres dive balls-deep into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame induction like a pair of horny archivists jizzing over vinyl—raving about Soundgarden's grunge ghosts stealing the show (Jerry Cantrell shreds harder than a cougar on catnip), OutKast and Tyler the Creator dropping beats that make your grandma twerk, and Salt-N-Pepa's Pepa emerging from Ozempic purgatory looking fuckable while Salt bloats like a salted ham hock. They pivot to SNL's stain-splattered sorority skit where some dude nutted mid-mask (Epstein-level evidence, viral gold), winter cucking as animalistic fuck-fests to hibernate your blue balls ("Guys just want to get laid; women want a brawny heater"), and a deranged game show pitch: motorboat your girl's tits, record the brrrraaap, and compete against real speedboats for dinghy-level hilarity. Hooters nostalgia hits like cheap whiskey—back to booty shorts and tank tops that cram thongs up asses tighter than a nun's regret, with tales of double-shifting for post-wing pussy chases and Twin Peaks' lingerie Wednesdays where asses defy gravity like Lizzo on a trampoline. Edgy detours torch Taylor Momsen's lace-slip red-carpet cameltoe ("Sidney Lou Who gone goth-slut"), Jessica Simpson's Botox-bricked face ("Hit with the ugly stick till it snapped"), and concert rip-offs (Morgan Wallen tickets at $1K a pop: "I'd rather blow the blonde goddess than that redneck wallet-raper"). Key quote: "There's still a bullet in the chamber after sex—jack one off like it's 1993 grunge foreplay." Brain-dump brain farts on phones nuking attention spans, Steve Jobs-style black-sock simplicity, and Trump as a percentage-rattling moron ("Cut aid, kill 600K—genius businessman, my ass"). Final words: "Go to Hooters, creep on the daughters of yesterday's titty vets, and chill, bitches—dollar wings await, no ass required." GDS 2295 Quick Recap: Rock Hall Riffs: Soundgarden supremacy, female bass queen tribute, 80s babe bands (Pat Benatar: eternal smoke show). Titty Tales: Hooters revival, motorboat Olympics, Twin Peaks ass worship. Fuck & Chuck: Winter hookups, post-nut laughs, tattoo teases. Rants: Concert gouging, celeb face-fucks, political idiocy lite.  

Episode 2294 - Kid A.G. and El Pres rocket from Halloween candy heists to MLB's clown-car showboating, torching "celebrations while the damn ball's still live," City Connect fashion crimes, and the streaming labyrinth ("just give me every game in one f***ing app"). They roast youth travel sports Hunger Games, politics-by-sponsors, and screen-addled content, then spar over AI music vs real craft, tech that "does everything," and local gigs > mega shows. Choice lines: "The play is not over," and "One place for baseball, please." Simple show notes: • Sora/Suno rabbit hole + "walking on water"  • Trick-or-treat report: candy tax, bonfires, neighborhood vibes • Baseball: Toronto chaos, Shohei, in-play celebration rant; City Connect + ad creep • Streaming hellscape: the plea for one MLB hub • Youth travel sports = Hunger Games for 11-year-olds • SNAP/EO chatter: freedom vs bureaucracy (clips & rants) • Screens & culture: AI music vs craft, second-screen TV dumbing, why local shows win • Grab bag: ridiculous gadget satire, adult store detour, Game 7 predictions

Episode 2293 - Kid A.G. and El Pres chin-spray a 2-hour fever dream that feels like your drunk uncle hijacked a TED Talk on bath salts.   • 15yo drama so nuclear it needs its own zip code (girlfriend caught with theater handsy, dad witnesses war crimes at homecoming)   • AI so scary-good Kid made himself riding a unicorn down a rainbow while El Pres made Elvis cuss out Mr. Rogers ("shut the fuck up and mind your own business, neighbor")   • OpenAI's new erotica mode + how-to guide for 12yr-olds to fake adult IDs with Leonardo AI (you're welcome, FBI watchlist)   • Fat-shaming water-park sumo kids, back-lava (it's exactly what you think when you mispronounce baklava post-orgasm)   • Glock Dookies – prison water bottles fermented with piss, shit & sperm then power-washed at enemies   • Diddy Party Play Set™ complete with baby-oil fountains and locking doors   • Jeffrey's Getaway Island Resort with private jet ("you decide who flies home…")   • Fake AI Tarik Skubal post-game meltdown that's more truthful than the real one   • Why every nurse/doctor is still in emotional high school banging in supply closets   • Politicians who don't grow facial hair can't be trusted (science)   Key quotes that'll make your grandma unsubscribe:  - "I don't want anybody taking my voice and making me sound like a normal, sane human being."   - "Have you ever passed a little gas and then noticed a tiny bit of poop came with it? That's called a shart." – AI Mr. Rogers   - "Stack that bread, neighbor. Money, cash, hoes. I'm about my paper, no cap." – AI Mr. Rogers in Louis Vuitton   - "My super Mexican spick-seed could've knocked her up and have another beautiful baby!"   - "Stop being fat fat-asses. If you're mad, that's you, you fat fuck."  

Episode 2292 - Kid A.G. and El Pres shotgun a strawberry-banana smoothie laced with blackberry seeds, pee-pee memories, and pure uncut rage. They solve every problem known to man: - Why piss-flavored kisses are just "protein payback"   - How Ringo Starr stays 28 forever by eating the same three things like a fancy labradoodle   - Why the Phillies will win the World Series (Bryce Harper's ringless fingers demand iat)   - The Tigers need to fire everyone, hire the Savannah Bananas, and crown Woody's the official blowjob sponsor of MLB   - Social media turned a 20-year-old into a sniper and we're all too busy doom-scrolling to notice   - George Carlin's 1980s FCC rant still slaps harder than Ted Cruz doing his Goodfellas impression   - Jimmy Kimmel got canceled because Trump thinks TV ended in 1997   - Fat fucks need MORE porn, not less — it's literally their only cardio   - And the greatest horror story ever told: aisle 126, row 19, where Garbage Pail Chick knuckle-fucked her nostril, examined the bounty, then deep-throated her booger finger not once… but TWICE… while blocking a Torkelson double.   Key Quotes - "She's sucking the fucking loads right out of us, man."   - "I shoot a .30-06, better watch it motherfucker, I got my scope on your ass."   - "If they take away porn there'll only be websites begging to bring porn back."   - "Don't blame the shooter, blame the algorithm pumping hate into his palm like cheap tequila at a gas-station tasting."   - "Fat fucks, you know you're fat fucks. Stop being fat fucks. I'm proud of you, son."   Show Notes (bite-sized chaos) - Smoothie of the week: Body Armor + blackberry seeds stuck in teeth for 48 hrs   - Health tip from Silverback: morning protein loads, zero broccoli   - Conspiracy level: 4chan gremlin / AI-faked texts / Epstein distraction successful   - Baseball fixes: bring back double-headers, kill the pitch clock, burn the dugout cheerleaders, execute the strike-zone box   - Final boss: lady who ate her boogers like Cheeto-dusted cock in the 7th inning stretch  

Episode 2291 - The Goin' Deep Show goes FULL HALLMARK ON CRACK as Kid A.G. (now 50+ days booze-free and 20 lbs lighter) sips coffee like a civilized human while El Pres taunts him with two growlers of forbidden Tri-City nectar — one of them ORANGE CREAMSICLE, you sadistic bastard.   What follows is the most wholesome-degenerate episode in GDS history:   - Kid discovers inner dialogue, outer niceness, and the horror of waking up remembering everything   - Surprise Black Keys tickets, bookstore foreplay, and $53 lobster-roll  - They celebrate anniversaries like sentimental bros, roast Jehovah's Witnesses, and agree real friends forgive your drunken verbal diarrhea   - MTV VMA nostalgia → "Who the fuck are these new bands?" → Creed vs Nickelback blood feud   - Food-truck lobsters, Nom Nom Ninja hibachi worship, and the dream of $15 all-day metal shows with wristbands + food-truck orgy   - Live music bingo: Goose jam-band solitude, front-row Louis CK, secret surprise date nights, and Wolfgang Van Halen refusing to be Eddie 2.0   - Deep life shit: aunt passing, recording parents' stories, van-life escape fantasies, and "I've got maybe 35 good summers left, bro"   - Politics dodge-ball → South Park worship → Austin Powers "ONE BILLION DOLLARS" censorship rant   - Pornhub now needs FOUR CLICKS like airport security, but Becky Bandini still delivers a 20-second Super Soaker that'll make you question physics   - Grand finale: "Smack 'em, yak 'em, give her the veiny hammer time!"     Key Quotes:  - "Two thousand two hundred episodes were drunk rage. Now I'm enlightened… pass the coffee, fuckface."   - "I haven't craved alcohol once… until I have to visit the brewery. Then I'm bringing a thermos and a dream."   - "She squirted so fast I checked if Tesla hooked up a garden hose."   - "Coonins Irish Hub, there laddie — we're coming for lunch and forgiveness."  

Episode 2290 - Kid A.G., Hat Trick, and El Pres turn a mic check into a degenerate variety show you should not blast at work. They bounce from cat-flea triage and actually-hot sexting to plastic All-Star helmets, Livvy-Dunn thirst, and a "kinks: flirty → filthy" tour (praise-kink gets the W). Add Superman takes (fun, not homework), a cranky ad rant, Epstein-file cynicism, and edible math for the game. Fast, crude, and stupidly honest — exactly the bad idea you needed today. Hat Trick's Fitbit filing a sexual-harassment lawsuit against Wally's dick ("Vigorous zone achieved 11 times, HR 187bpm, device now identifies as a vibrator")   Paul Skenes dropping to one knee to tie Olivia Dunne's shoe while 74,000 fans chant "JUST LOOK UP THE DRESS BRO"   A psychological kink list that escalates from "good girl" to "gaslight me till I question if the safe-word was ever real"   Superman porn so canon it made Christopher Reeve's ghost nut in heaven   RIP August Ames: zero tan lines, 100% smoke-show, bullied to death by Twitter for refusing to ride the Hershey Highway Express   Western  draft talk; Tigers vs "Stankees" helmet bit Sexting beats pics; "good girl" switch flips rockets 12 psychological kinks ranked; limits, consent, no humiliation Superman review, immigrant angle, laughs > lectures Ads on everything = rage; Epstein-docs frustration; edible dosage chatter Fitbit "cardio graph" afterglow jokes Pay attention to me. Me!" "I'd rather have someone fake an orgasm than fake their life." "I don't stop eating till the job's done." Quote that got Hat Trick banned from family group chat:   "I need his dick pic on my tits in this red bra so bad I'm willing to make it the family Christmas card and sign it 'Love, the reason Grandma had a stroke'"

Episode 2279 - Kid A.G., El Pres, and The Bronze Goddess dive mouth-first into a firecracker of a conversation. From soapy beer and early morning “tube cleanings” to courtroom breakdowns of the Diddy trial, the crew spares no detail. The Bronze Goddess defends legal nuance over moral panic, dishes true crime hot takes on the Karen Read case, and calls out societal BS with a side of sarcasm. The conversation takes a hard left turn into period sex taboos, blowjob tutorials courtesy of mom (yes, really), and the high art of pubic landscaping. Toss in some digital touch iPhone clit drawings, titty bar Venmo donations to a 19-year-old son, and a nostalgic nod to Bruce Willis and the Doors movie, and you've got a summer episode more explosive than a bottle rocket in a beer bottle. Spoiler: Red Wings aren't just for hockey fans. - Listen in. Go Deep.

Episode 2288 - Kid & Hat Trick get dick-drunk on Wally's surprise return: blow-up dolls, 2.5-hr heart-rate workouts, marriage interventions & a vow to keep the bang-train rolling all summer. NSFW chaos level: 69/10. 90 minutes of pure post-nut clarity on steroids. Hat Trick finally lets childhood crush Wally demolish her top-5 leaderboard in one weekend, brags her watch only logged 2.5 hrs of sleep, and demands breakfast dates after every future bang-sesh. Kid reveals the infamous hole-less blow-up-doll birthday gift is getting bondage-rigged in the studio rafters "so the lights shine into her soul." They roast bad marriages, confess they'd rather die tomorrow knowing they lived like rockstars than handcuff themselves for health insurance, and agree the secret to 50+ sex is "hover your pussy over my face while shotgunning a margarita MXD." Features the greatest humble-brag ever recorded: "It took me three days to recover from the dick-down he gave me." Zero chill, maximum girth—summer 2025 is officially rated E for everyone's getting it.   Key quotes to tattoo on your taint: - "Too much girthy cock and shit."   - "I hurt my neck eating her out while she finished her drink."   - "Don't get into a routine—add extra girls, baby oil, and fucking dildos."   - "If I die tomorrow I'm good; I played baseball and left a blow-up doll in my garage."   Download before your mom finds it. 

Episode 2287 - The filthiest reunion in podcast history! Kid A.G., Hat Trick & Wally shotgunned Screwball, flipped to page 13 of hell-porn, invented "Castacocque™" dildo molding, measured cum in tablespoons, debated separate bedrooms vs 3am slip-n-slide, and Hat Trick almost puked on a welfare lump with photoshopped tits. Morning sex > cuddles, kids ruining everything, vasectomies are freedom. Mic-jacking chaos included at no extra charge. - "Page 13 of Nightmare Fuel" - First time in 13 YEARS the OG trio is back in studio   - Paul Rudd "go on that dick" clips = marriage goals   - Hat Trick's girlfriend brought fresh 2025 porno mags   - Page 13 reveal: "giant lump of welfare with detached tits"   - Cum loads: average = teaspoon, GDS boys = ⅓ cup athletes   - New business idea: Castacocque™ – clone your willy in ballistic gel + cum-distance testing   - Separate bedrooms = old people knew the secret   - Cuddling is for French pussies; morning wood accidents > spooning   - Vasectomy liberation vs "I'm Genghis Khan with heavy balls"   - Sneaky-anal stories, double-BJ dreams, "give it to me daddy" facials   - Kids suck, marriage sucks, freedom rules   - Shower coffee + dump beer = life hacks  

Kid A.G. (49¾) and El Pres chug Tri-City brews while mourning the death of Bird scooters and the birth of Kid's half-century crisis. Batting practice left him creaking like a 1976 Big Wheel, so naturally the convo drifts to $4800 faux-motorcycles, adult tricycles, and why pedaling a chopper when the battery dies looks dumber than a drunk toddler on a plasma car.   Then shit gets LEGENDARILY unhinged: Kid drops the Mt. Rushmore of weird vintage porn — John Holmes railing a chick on a Meijer penny horse, Ron Jeremy-era foot-fucks with exploding plaster cock-molds, and two Aqua-Netted babes double-stuffing a pussy with a 14-inch dildo WHILE mixing arts-and-crafts spackle. (Yes, he watched the entire 28-minute director's cut just to see if the mold survived round three. Spoiler: it did not.)   Meanwhile, El Pres confesses he tapes over every webcam before choke-the-chicken time because "Big Brother already has enough photos of my sad post-cup lasagna dick."   Key Quotes: - "There is no sadder sight than a warrior cock fresh out of a jockstrap — it looks like beaten lasagna that lost a fight with a snowblower."     - "She saw me in work gloves and got wetter than a Bird scooter in the Saginaw River."     - "I could've nutted during the blowjob-plaster-mixing scene, but I had to know if the footjob made the cast explode. Science, bitch."  

Episode 2285 - Kid A.G. and cohost El Pres dissect Diddy's baby oil bonanza gone rogue—roofie-laced lube? Nah, just lube your way to regret, folks. From Cassie's stripper soirees to arson on Kid Cudi's Porsche and Jamie Foxx's alleged poison plot, it's "allegedly" a freak-off fiasco waiting for JLo's mic-drop revenge album.  Gen-Z Ghost drops truth bombs—no polly ticks, just gym gains and soul-searching—while the vets unpack the Hot Crazy Matrix (fun zone for flings, unicorn zone for myths, danger zone for keying your Kia).  Awkward trans tales, puberty pantsings, breakup blues ("I broke up to level up—smart kid!"), and prez picks  cap this chaotic confab. "Hot chicks drop F-bombs like confetti—love it!" Pro tip: Make your bed, not your regrets. Birthday roasts for Kid's 50th: "Grandma was a maniac!" Legacy laughs forever. Show Notes:   Diddy Dirt: Baby oil orgies, poison plots, Tootsie-sized scandals.   Gen-Z Glow-Up: Politics? Meh. Self-love > likes.   Hot Crazy 101: Matrix mastery—date zone or bust.   Pubes & Politics: Locker room lore meets prez parades.  

Episode 2284 - In this birthday bash prelude, host Kid A.G. and the Legendary Hat Trick plunge headfirst into the abyss of vintage porn horrors—think John Holmes humping a mall penny horse like it's closing time, and a '70s skin flick where bikini babes plaster-cast a pool boy's schlong while tag-teaming his toes for a "keep it rigid" ritual that screams "kinkier than a pretzel orgy."  They unpack go-to spank-bank scenarios, debate aging woes, and swoon over dark romance tomes where serial killers crochet sex swings with granny wisdom. Hat Trick's Hinge horror stories collide with Kid's Bull Durham interview prep, all capped by anthemic absurdity: a Trump banger belting "I'm gonna put some dick in" as the ultimate earworm of earworms. Zero regrets, infinite boners—because nothing says "turning 50" like foot-fucking for science. Quick Notes: Porn Oddities: Penny-horse quickies, toe-banging plaster disasters, Bonnie Blue's Tesla temptress vibes, and a Jenna Jameson double-suck graph-fest. Kink Confessions: Getting-caught thrills, breeding unlocks, "daddy" drops, and the eternal quest for sober cunnilingus critiques (handicap for drunk ratings TBA). Life Larks: Gray-stripe beards from beaver buffets, undercut head-holds mid-BJ, Hinge cougar chaos, and sex-swing salvation for creaky knees. Pop Picks: Benson Boone's goat-bleat remix hate, Bull Durham trope mastery, and a plea for Ariana Kettle-corn nudes (send help, Freddy).

Episode 2283 - Hosts Kid A.G. and El Pres  discuss ridiculous wellness hacks, and political hot takes that hit harder than a bad colonoscopy prep. In this episode, we go deep on butt-brewed caffeine highs, explosive TV penises, nostalgic '80s comedy bangers, and why Trump's 100-day "celebration" feels like a national circle-jerk. Special guests Bronze Goddess and Erasure crash the mic for epic debates on immigration pride, false prophets, and redneck knife-fights gone wrong. Plus, Piper the tiny terror pup steals the show with her humping antics.   Why Listen? If you're over polished podcasts and crave real talk on wellness weirdness, TV turds, Trump tantrums, and America's ass-backwards priorities, this is your jam. Laugh, cringe, and question everything – because nothing's sacred when you're goin' deep.      

A wild ride through Michigan's ice storm wreckage, Trump's tariff threats on your favorite foreign porn flicks (RIP German bangers), and the Legendary Hat Trick's epic Smurfette gangbang tale that'll haunt your dreams—in the best way. From vasectomy regrets to "Make Michigan Canada Again" troll petitions, Kid A.G., El Pres, and Hat Trick roast politics, porn, parenting fails, and priestly altar romps. Nostalgia hits hard with cassette comebacks and 103-year-old strippers, while celeb crushes (Pedro Pascal supremacy) and Mobland mania close the deal. It's filthy, furious, and funnier than Gargamel's blue balls. Pour a Four Loko, hit play, and pray for no tariffs on your smut stash.   What We're Diving Into:   Spam schlong scares & Four Loko flashbacks   Ice storm tree carnage: Michigan's frozen apocalypse   Trump tariffs: Hollywood hits, porn peril, & "Never say never" to Canada   Smurf porn legend: Blue paint, tag-teams, & Gargamel's grand entrance   Fetish confessions: Van Viagra dreams, double-vaj, & anal ASMR   OnlyFans economics: Mattress actresses & "We could be millionaires"   Nostalgia overload: Cassettes rising, granny strippers, & Belichick's potato boo   Kid chaos: Teen dating disasters, sneaking out, & high school heartbreak   Politics pitchforks: Alcatraz idiocy, election rants, & "Shine, motherfuckers!" clip   "Make Michigan Canada" troll petition   Religion & sex: Priest smut, taboo control, & altar action   Vasectomy volleys: Seed-slinging vs. worry-free dumps   Celeb crushes & Mobland spoilers: Tom Hardy, Pedro Pascal, & vampire raunch  

Episode 2281 - Tech fumbles, wild booze hacks, '80s sexcapade confessions, and a riotous 20th-anniversary fest blowout. Remote setup with in-studio chaos, heavy husky breaths from scene-stealer Maximus, and tangents that twist like a pretzel at a kegger. It's your weekly dose of, ridiculous: politics punk'd, midlife moans, and enough NSFW nostalgia to make your grandma blush (or high-five). Podcast Plug & Booze Buzz: Shoutout to newborn Get Bent with Vince Skinwell—Snag it on Apple Podcasts. Cocktail inspo: Peanut butter whiskey + Dr. Pepper for PBJ vibes. Political Punch-Out Supreme: Trump as "Kim Cheeto Jong" gets eviscerated—from Amazon price-tag sabotage COVID Cringe & Daily Dread: Marking five years since bleach-injection brilliance (full audio cringe-fest included). Boosters still haunting family chats. 80s Fest Glow-Up: Epic recap of the rock 'n' roll rager—Kid in Jose Canseco jersey mobbed by fans ("forearm bashed... 'Jose, Jose'"), Billy Idol lookalikes, Crocodile Dundee, Cheech & Chong duos, and "Addicted to Love" sirens. Aging Like Fine(ish) Wine & Yard Wars: Bifocal battles, driving halos ("Too much alcohol"), and tendonitis from batting practice ("Pop some painkillers and do some fucking drinking"). Turning 50? "Send cards, gifts... or just a lot of fucking booze to Goin' Deep ARP's membership. NSFW Nirvana: Toys, Tales & Thirst Traps: Electric toothbrush "vibes" gone hilariously wrong ("Get down on my knees... ah, ah, ah—just like a fucking vibrator"). Women's toy paradise (rabbits! dragons!) vs. guys' creepy stigma ("If we have anything extra, we're creeps as fuck"). 

Episode 2280 - Kid A.G. and in-studio sidekick Jaybird plunge balls-deep into dude-bro delirium: roasting ballet's plus-size twirls as "cushion for pushing," drooling over Sydney Sweeney's Instagram assets (warning: NSFW distractions ahead), and sparking an AI-fueled gender brawl where Tim Allen's stand-up wisdom meets pussy power supremacy. From glitter "divorce dust" date defenses and Kinky Kelly's biblical bathroom bombshells to Tesla drunk-drive drone drama, woolly mammoth what-ifs, and a savage baseball breakdown—complete with Javi Baez's pool-noodle flops and umpire perfection—plus a sneak peek at Kid's snarky AI spin-off Get Bent, this one's a gut-punch of tits, transitions, and Tiger Stadium therapy. Crack a Bud Light, rub what ails ya, and dive in—because what else are we gonna do but itch our balls and yell at the highlights?  "What are we doing? We're looking at tits and talking about baseball. What the fuck else do you think we're going to do? Come on now." Tubby's Roast: Ballet bloat backlash; fitness fails & bony bang regrets.   Celeb Stalk: Sydney Sweeney IG deep-dive – "Jumpy jumpers!"   Combative Mode feat. Aura: Gender swaps, serial killers, Tim Allen takedowns, pussy power.   Dude Dispatches: Jaybird's blind-date blues; glitter "divorce dust" defense.   Wisdom & Weirdos: Old lady zingers; poop pranks; Kinky Kelly's Bible baptism.   Tech Terrors: Tesla crash drone drama; woolly mammoth what-ifs.   Baseball Bonfire: Judge's delay, A's empty seats, PED idiocy,   Spin-Off Sneak: Get Bent with Vince Skinwell – Javi flops & urine influencers.   Barf Bags: Hangover hikes; bathroom sword-fights; Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" revival.

This one's got it all: life lessons, boner pills, vintage baseball philosophy, and a surprising amount of reflection (with just enough filth to balance things out). The Kid and crew dive into the tribalism of niche baseball games (blooperball beef, anyone?), the pitfalls of post-breakup gossip, and how real friendships survive the bullshit. The crew breaks down their personal timelines decade-by-decade, from awkward childhoods and jizz-filled puberty to adulthood where Viagra and whiskey start becoming your two best friends. We get tips on dodging relationship landmines, dissect the sneaky ways guys self-sabotage to get out of relationships, and land a few gut punches about growing older, doing what you love, and avoiding unnecessary mouths—human or otherwise. Oh, and Red Eye 1.0 still sucks.

The gang revisits Hat Trick's long-standing mission to bang a fireman on a ladder—too bad he's now just a horny electrician. But hey, zapping his balls could spice things up. From fantasy firetrucks over the Grand Canyon to getting railed behind vending machines in Myrtle Beach, the crew trades war stories on their most “memorable” bang locations (spoiler: mini-golf courses and stadium BJs make the cut). We get deep into Hooters-era regrets, line cook energy, pierced dicks, and how Hat Trick and Suki bonded over banging the same greasy kitchen guy. Also on tap: an ex's brother throwing a bathroom tantrum, social media scorekeeping, and a profanity-laced takedown of the Human dildo. Listen in. Go Deep.

Sundress season is near, and the crew is horny enough to notice every juicy peach walking past the ballpark. In this extra-steamy episode, Kid, Hat Trick, and El Pres get deep into tales of patio sex, face-sitting legends, and kids interrupting BDSM mishaps. We learn more about “The Delivery Man” and his one-position rule, Hat Trick's legendary belt incident, and a callback to her longtime oral MVP: Golden Tongue. The gang debates ejaculate volume like it's a science experiment and celebrates the great squirt awakening of the 2020s. Oh, and Kanye's still weird. From booty calls during family time to flashbacks of hot tub hookups and lesbian sex-ed crash courses, this episode is soaked in overshare and NSFW nostalgia.

Kid, Hat Trick, and El Pres are back in studio, mashing AI anxiety with dick jokes and parental nightmares. This episode kicks off with an existential debate about whether being nice to Alexa might save your ass in the AI uprising—and derails spectacularly into tales of teenage pantsings, puberty-fueled drama, and genital-related suspensions. Hat Trick's twins are front and center in a battle of hormonal chaos, awkward crushes, and strong female energy. The crew dives into poly relationships, cuck culture, Wonder Woman's kinky creator, and a midget wrestler with a monster dong. Add in a live critique of Get Bent with Vincent Skinwell and some smutty commentary, and you've got one hell of a ride. Spoiler alert: butt calls are now a thing. You're welcome.

Episode 2273 - Magnum grabs the mic and immediately flips the script—declaring it a pussy-powered takeover while The Kid is demoted to the “two-hole.” Studio guest Betty brings the heat (and five-inch heels), Eckler tries to keep his dick jokes straight, and the convo ricochets from ass-checks to pole dancing, masturbation fantasies, and an all-out political meltdown. It's like a live-action bar fight between Cosmo and Hustler with a splash of C-SPAN thrown in for good measure.

Episode 2270 – Busted Hips & Booty Calls – Hat Trick kicks off with a late-night romp that left her hips snapping like glow sticks. It's her first visit to his place in 13+ years—because, shocker, kids ruin the vibe. MILF Mode Activated – She balances mom life and thirst traps like a pro, fielding drunk booty texts while keeping her kids blissfully unaware. Afternoon Delights & Bronchitis Blockers – “Golden Tongue” nearly lures her into a lunch-hour quickie… but bronchitis kills the vibe. Kid chimes in with his own steamy shower tales. Kanye, Cousins & Jizz Lakes – The crew spirals into a Kanye lyric rabbit hole involving cousin sex, babysitter trauma, and an Olympic-pool's worth of imaginary jizz in the Great Lakes. Yes, they did the math. Light Loads & Kegel Science – From teaspoon-sized spurts to post-hysterectomy squish physics, it's a full-blown TMI fest. Bonus: the science of pushing out cum like a champ. Closing Chaos – A confessional about their past hookup wraps it all up with wine-soaked honesty and one big “Was my load weak?” moment.

Episode 2269 - Glitter bombs, Craigslist nostalgia, and the eternal dream of uploading your dirty mind to the cloud—this one sparkles with nonsense. The Kid and El Pres dive headfirst into “divorce dust,” a.k.a. weaponized glitter now being used by women to repel unwanted male attention (and possibly solve murder cases). From there, it's a fast-talking freefall into Craigslist's lingering corpse, OnlyFans murders-for-hire, AI as your future best friend, and the oddly emotional experience of hearing a dead relative's voice on tape. We also wax philosophical on sex, legacy, bodysuits, and vibrators that might one day be haunted by your hologram. Oh, and Superman. Of course Superman.

Big-booty Latinas, busted roofs, OnlyFans nostalgia, and the sacred apartment porno tape—this episode hits like a drone crash set to “I Believe I Can Fly.” The Kid and El Pres spiral through a ramble featuring Trump's rejection complex, Salma Hayek fantasies, deadpan takes on cohabitation economics, and a walk down smut-memory lane. From Beverly Hills 90210 betrayal to the golden age of 90s porn stars, it's a mess of confessions, observations, and solid gold storytelling. We also tackle breakups, marriage ultimatums, and why sometimes being single just means you're not in the mood to split the Wi-Fi bill. Oh, and your OnlyFans girls today? They're just your PrettyPix 1997 in disguise.

Love, marriage, and face-sitting fantasies—we're throwing it all the way back to May 1, 2015, when The Kid welcomed Don Tang, Pootie Tang, and Red for a newlywed couple's therapy session disguised as a podcast. Topics include: marital sex expectations, toe-jam denial, the politics of cunnilingus effort, and surprise pussy wake-ups. We spiral into vajazzled anatomy, piss strategies, gaping butthole commentary, and a breakdown of why Hooters waitresses look 70 at 20. Add a debate over women on the $20 bill, a silicone football penis, and some gloriously awful attempts at romance, and you've got yourself a certified Deep Show classic. Bonus: Pooty might poop herself, but Red definitely poops on the vibe.

You ever hurt your nut so bad you contemplate your whole life? Welcome to this Retro Rewind edition of The Goin' Deep Show, where we time-travel back to May 6, 2013—Episode 1166—aka “It's All About My Balls.” The Kid is joined by Don Tang and Pootie Tang for a no-filter, no-facts-needed bender through semen strategy, contraceptive paranoia, chunky cheerleaders, ball trauma, and the eternal philosophical debate: Are all women whores? We kick things off with Kid praising his dog Rosie while also questioning her sanity. But let's be honest, Rosie was the least chaotic character in this studio. From there, the crew dives into the terrifying possibility of trusting a woman to take “the pill,” leading to a full-blown (pun intended) discussion on where and when loads should be deployed. Spoiler alert: nobody wants babies, and everyone's terrified of surprise fatherhood. Pootie, who may or may not have swallowed something other than beer, joins the boys in ranking bodily fluid experiences, debating the flavor profiles of boob milk, and explaining the fine art of porn-style swallowing. Don Tang confesses he's been “bitten” before—emotionally, financially, and likely by the legal system. We take a detour into Thunder territory with a debate about a cheerleader's weight and what it takes to be considered “professional” (according to our panel of adult man-children). Somehow, Mother Teresa ends up in the conversation about sexual pasts. Yikes. Then it's on to the tale of Kid's tragic bike ride where his left nut nearly ascended back into his body. Mid-ride, he reached down to do the classic nut-to-thigh rescue maneuver and ended up injuring himself so badly he had to dismount and reevaluate his life choices. Don Tang recommends the stand-and-shimmy technique. Pootie just wants everyone to know she wore yoga pants with Star Wars gear, and that's really what matters. By the end, we're talking mushrooms, party buses, backcracking-induced boners, and the logistics of transferring iTunes music as a gateway to blowjobs. In conclusion: we laughed, we cried, someone's testicle went into hiding, and no one learned a damn thing. Just the way we like it. Go Deep!

Another day, another soaking wet story—literally. The crew dives into the logistics of “squirt protocol,” hazmat gear not included. From pre-work quickies that wreck your morning routine to the spiritual discipline of Lutheran upbringing (who knew?), this one's a rollercoaster. Then it veers into market meltdowns, 401(k) anxiety, and America's favorite political punching bag—Trump. There's also a solid rant about podcasting perks, celebrity temptations, and Bill Maher walking into the lion's den. Add a sprinkle of conspiracy, economic dread, and a healthy dose of “WTF is going on?” and you've got an episode that's dripping in every sense of the word.

Buckle the hell up, because in this episode, a familiar almost friend may have literally gone full Fast & Furious—except swap out Vin Diesel for a flaming hot mess in a Tesla that decided to take flight through a local neighborhood. The Kid and El Pres walk a tightrope of discretion while gleefully skirting the edges of full-blown exposé, breaking down a late-night fender bender involving a mystery drunk, scanner gossip, drone-stalker footage, and a Level 10 petty grudge that's got receipts going back to episode ONE. Also on the docket: fake texts from fake friends, the golden era of AOL, and why we're all boomers now when it comes to falling for digital scams. Sprinkle in identity theft, FBI flashbacks, a cousin who got her whole life hacked, and one dude who cooked himself in a tanning bed like he was prepping for Spring Break '99. Just when you think it's peaked, we pivot to a sugar baby masterclass featuring action figures, Gucci, and milked sugar daddy wallets. Basically, it's a 3 a.m. group chat—but out loud, with receipts, drone cams, and barely concealed rage. And yes, The Kid almost named names. Almost. Listen in. Go Deep! Ya stupid fucks.

Episode 2263 – We end April with a bang—and a few legendary stories about awkward high school handies, Easter-morning sermons after all-night sex marathons, and dads who moonlight as womanizing tag-team partners. The crew dives into everything from TikTok bans and Bezos manipulation to Diddy's lawsuit freakshow and the long-standing perversion baked into Hollywood. You'll hear tales of fake IDs, MILF fantasies, shady celeb kinks, and how jerking off in your pants during high school journalism class can haunt you for decades. It's scandalous, nostalgic, kinda gross, kinda sweet, and 100% real.  

Episode 2262  – Ever wondered where the line is between hotwifing and full-blown cuck cleanup duty? Don't worry, this episode nukes that line from orbit. The crew dives into fetish confessionals, porn setups straight out of a sci-fi gangbang fantasy, and the tragic tale of Red Eye not measuring up—literally. From VR sex glasses to death plans involving pocket pussies and pube paintbrushes, it's a four-hour descent into depravity, creativity, and emotional vulnerability. You'll laugh, cringe, maybe cry… and definitely never look at Criss Angel or St. Patty's Day the same way again.

Episode 2261 – This one's not for the faint of heart—or the freshly waxed. The crew dives into the filthiest rabbit hole yet, swapping stories about the most inappropriate places they've done the deed (spoiler: cemeteries and churches make an appearance), debate the psychological trauma of discovering your first gray pube, and accidentally invent the term “ghost porn” (yep, it's whiskey dick with spectral flair). Hat Trick joins the chaos via phone with a voice that sounds like Demi Moore fresh outta karaoke, revealing truths about sex, shaving standards, and how guys just don't give a fuck as long as they're in. The episode spirals into vintage podcast confessions, soft pussy hair comparisons, hot wifing breakdowns, and one man's mission to sell his gray pubes for millions. It's brutally honest, deeply offensive, and wildly hilarious—just how we like it.

Episode 2260 - Retro Rewind back to April 27, 2016, where The Kid and Dago Unchained serve up a buffet of 2010s degeneracy: sex charts, awkward ex encounters, and a drink that tastes like Fruity Pebbles but hits like regret. We meet the mighty Goni Jizz Jazz (you'll never unhear it), mourn Prince with a dash of inappropriate honesty, and learn why Daphne Deloren is the Midwest's unofficial weather wank queen. Dago reflects on his post-divorce sexcapades, beer reviews get wildly NSFW, and we confirm there are zero minorities at the 80s Fest. Oh—and Chynna could crush your dick like mashed potatoes through braces. You're welcome.

Episode 2259 – Pain is pleasure, right? Not according to The Kid's nipples. Episode 2259 rewinds us to 2011 when Mags, Rogue, and Red teamed up for some brutal body hair removal—on cam, in studio, and at full sadistic volume. From nipple yanks to happy trail horrors, this is peak Goin' Deep Show masochism. We've got hot wax, cold beers, trash talk, exposed junk, sex talk, and… a toddler yelling “hit the fuck” during hockey. Toss in piercing debates and some saloon-level domination ideas, and you've got a classic trainwreck of laughter, torture, and oversharing. This is why the internet was invented. Listen in. Go Deep!

Episode 2258 – This one's a masterclass in bruised ribs, public bathroom BJs, and strategic hotel hookups—all brought to you by the phrase “always be ready to fuck.” Red Eye's back in action, and the crew dives headfirst into the world of hotwifeing, random sex math, and exactly how many BJs you can cram into a 6-hour window. We get bruised titty territory breakdowns, horny hotel chronicles, and enough filthy confessions to make a porn star blush. There's also some genuine talk on triggers, emotional respect, and the magical power of growler-bearing friends (with butt sex jokes, naturally). You'll laugh, cringe, and probably Google “Vajesmerized” after this one.

Episode 2257 – From penguin tariffs to AI Hitler voiceovers, this episode is like a political acid trip narrated by your drunk uncle who still owns Styx on vinyl. The Kid and El Pres dive face-first into Trump's latest nonsense, Hitler comparisons courtesy of ChatGPT (yeah, we went there), and the kind of rants that would make SNL's Weekend Update blush. NPR's getting neutered, Apple's losing billions, and someone please get Kid Rock a musical comeback before he morphs into Ted Nugent. Oh, and don't worry—there's plenty of thickness talk, porn plotlines for Marjorie Taylor Greene, and a new financial philosophy called losing 50K in two days. Grab a Triple Bock and buckle up.

Episode 2255 – Baseball corruption, Wonder Woman's boobs, and drinking your own piss—just a regular day in the Deep. Episode 2255 spirals from conspiracy theories about sports betting and AI-controlled strike zones into a nostalgic meltdown featuring Electric Woman, Jenny McCarthy's 1993 Playboy spread, and formative titty moments from B-movies. Meanwhile, laptops get threatened by rogue beers, boomers panic over Apple prices, and our hosts reflect on ghosting, picking battles, and why men are basically just horny apes with Venmo. Bonus: a musical masterpiece featuring “Suck the dick, drink the piss.” Classy as always.

Episode 2254 –  Kid A.G. and Hat Trick dissect one of the most disturbing revenge tales ever: a woman discovers her husband was knee-deep in escorts, dies, and instead of torching his memory… she literally eats his ashes. Yep. Bone dust as seasoning. They break it down in detail—how she desecrated him first with a fresh pile of dog shit, then circled back for a posthumous taste test. We dive into why this was her go-to revenge, and offer a list of way better options (none of them involving your taste buds). From there, the convo swerves hard into relationships, trust, and women asking for sperm like it's Uber Eats. Kid shares a Tinder saga involving a smoke-show who didn't want dinner or drinks—just his swimmers. Hat Trick weighs in on whether that's a compliment or a red flag the size of Texas. And of course, no GDS episode is complete without a time-travel moment: an unearthed iPad yields a drunken post-Kid Rock concert clip featuring Dimples losing her shit, headbutts included. We close it all out with the usual man vs. woman breakdown—why guys are garage-tinkering simpletons and women are world-running hormonal Voltrons.

Episode 2251 - The Kid A.G. and Hat Trick tackle the timeless art of choreplay—because nothing says “thanks for taking out the trash” like a good ol' fashioned booty reward. They debate whether pussy has become the world's oldest form of currency (spoiler: probably) and dive headfirst into the concept of the emotional gold digger—you know, the dude who sniffs out vulnerability like a bloodhound at a divorce hearing. From navigating modern gender dynamics to reflecting on the tragic loss of 80s icon Val Kilmer, it's all in here. We even learn that “titty sprinkles” might be a code word for friendship, or… maybe just boobs. Honestly, we're still unclear. Sprinkle in a little trans representation, toxic masculinity satire, foul-mouthed kids, and some absurd greeting card humor, and you've got yourself a full-on Goin' Deep buffet of bad decisions, brutal honesty, and belly laughs. Oh, and if you're still confused about why your grandma dropping the F-bomb is funny, trust us—you just had to be there.

Episode 2250 – The Kid is back in studio with longtime GDS legend Hat Trick, and the honesty hits harder than a peanut butter sandwich shoved into a Childs face. They dive into the real differences between boys and girls, from childhood to puberty, and how dumb guys really are — spoiler: it's bad. Hat Trick brings the insight of a mother of twins, and the duo ends up reminiscing about early porn exposure, sketchy adult video stores, and how technology shifted everything. But it's not just laughs and lube — they go deep on sexuality as a spectrum, society's toxic expectations on women, and the growing movement of heteropessimism — women realizing they might not need men at all. Add in some honest talk about relationship insecurity, imposter syndrome, and why confident women intimidate the weak… and you've got a raw episode of real talk.

Episode 2249 –  Kid and El Pres spiral through the current chaos of Trump's clueless meltdown over Signal app leaks to AI censorship in China, it's clear the surveillance state isn't just coming… it's been here for years. They dig into Elon Musk's power grab, Oracle's sketchy ties to TikTok, and the frightening efficiency of digital snooping. Sprinkle in some geopolitical nonsense, questionable Snow White casting, and the rise of “vagina feminism” in remakes — and yeah, your brain might explode. But don't worry, it ends on a high note: spring is here, the ladies are wearing less, baseball is back, and yard work can finally be done in shorts.   Listen in. Go Deep

Episode 2248 – In this episode of The Goin' Deep Show, The Kid and El Pres go balls-deep into everything from baseball betrayal to sperm health stats. Things kick off with a rant about Kirk Gibson rocking a Dodgers jersey at a Tigers opener — total team loyalty fail — and spiral straight into a 50-year study claiming that better sperm means a longer life. (Pro tip: 21 ejaculations a month = good prostate vibes.) From there, it's all chaos: Texas lawmakers trying to ban kids from identifying as furries in school, Snapchat filters gone wild, and a disturbing number of middle schoolers doing tongue-between-fingers in yearbook photos. Phones are ruining society, duck lips are out of control, and Steve Jobs is probably rolling in his grave. Amid the madness, there's a rare human moment as El Pres shares a story about an autistic Survivor contestant pushing through sensory overload — a brief reminder that not everyone is completely lost. But don't worry, we're back to trashing OnlyFans culture and fake internet fame in seconds. Listen now at goingdeepshow.com – because therapy is expensive and we're more fun anyway. Topics covered: • Kirk Gibson's controversial Dodgers appearance during a Tigers opener • The difference between school spirit and authentic team loyalty • A 50-year study linking sperm health to longevity — and the surprising benefits of regular ejaculation • Generational behavior shifts: kids identifying as animals, social media validation, and early sexual awareness • A heartwarming moment from Survivor featuring an autistic contestant overcoming a challenge • Concerns over cosmetic pressures and influencer culture affecting young women • Modern society's obsession with titles, categories, and “being special” • A look at outdated labor laws and historical context of early adulthood • Rants on the unintended societal consequences of smartphones and tech

Episode 2240 – Spring 2025's here, and The Goin' Deep Show Episode 2240 is a sloppy, cum-drenched shitshow splattered on your face! Kid A.G. and El Pres are tearing it up—sciatica, scumbags, and Elon's greasy dick choking the planet. Strap in, you dirty fucksticks. Kid's a crippled bitch from batting practice—sciatica's got his hip flaccid as a whiskey-soaked wang. El Pres shoves Rock Tape and Rock Sauce up his ass—“Bengay that shit, you whiny cunt!”  Kid's losing his shit at bitches begging for baseball. “Start your own goddamn league, you fun-sucking sluts! WMLB, Lingerie Bowl—stop cock-teasing our boners!” Clips are a fuckfest—a bike whore goes full psycho, chasing a dog walker with her dripping tantrum. Then a bum roasts a rapper's booger-caked snout and white-ass whip—“Saddam's back, you nasty fuck!” Homeless hell's raging—Geise Street's got a month-dead chick, Columbus bums humping like rabbits. Trump's “great again” plan? Starve the retards—cheers, you tangerine twat! Elon's fucking everything—Musk's F47 drone plane screws the Pentagon, Amtrak's his next cum-dump, and some Tesla dipshit lights himself on fire. Putin and Trump jerk to hockey while bombing grids—$50 vote bribes in Wisconsin make democracy a cum-stained joke. Biden's back? “Suck a dick, you fossilized fuck!” Kid and El Pres scream—military budget's a fat pig, not the weaklings' lifeline, you brain-dead pricks! Hit studio@goingdeepshow.com, slam 8hol.com, and shove this episode up your ass. Listen in. Go Deep.

Episode 2239 – Get ready to nut, you pervs—The Going Deep Show is rewinding to April 6, 2015, with Episode 2239, a throwback to Episode 1270. Kid A.G., Hat Trick, and the Martial Arts Phenom are here to fuck up your spring with farts, filth, and enough boob talk to make a priest blush. Let's rip this shit open! Kid's creaming over Tiger Stadium seats—ass-blasted thrones of baseball lore. “More farts than a bean burrito binge!” Hat Trick's whining about a two-month dick drought—poor baby's back on white meat with a ginger and a grease monkey. Threesome dreams? Sookie's sister's Double D's crash the party, and Sookie's pissed her linebacker tits got outdone by a safety. Google saves the day—boob chart supremacy, bitches! Masturbation's the real MVP—Hat Trick's HD phone-and-vibe sesh is a public service, while Kid's sweating his raisin balls and HD porn obsession. Phenom's just chilling, probably stroking his beard. Then bam—Episode 900 clip: Hat Trick's getting railed from table to stove, pans clanging, luggage involved. “SportsCenter wishes it was this wet!” Sookie's snatch-eating threesome's still on the table—someone get her drunk! Hat Trick's hunting her lizard piercing, Phenom's mute, and Kid's ready to bar-hop. Email studio@goingdeepshow.com, hit 8hole.com, and crank one out to 2015's finest. Spring's horny—deal with it! Listen in Go Deep.    Shownotes: The Going Deep Show – Episode 2239: Retro Rewind of Episode 1270 Original Air Date: April 6, 2015 Rewind Release Date: April 6, 2025 Hosts: Kid A.G., Hat Trick, Martial Arts Phenom Tagline: "Tiger Stadium seats, titty stress relief, and HD jerk-off superpowers!"

Episode 2238 – Kid A.G., Don Tang, and Pooty Tang are your guides to a springtime shitshow of beeriods, barf, and ballsy chaos. Let's dive in, degenerates. It's 2013, and Kid's fumbling mics while Don's live, yelling “Let's do this!” Pooty's “Hi” is pure bait—cute, but she's no saint. They're chugging Giant Slayer and 12% Zombie Killer, because Michigan winters demand booze-fueled fuckery. Kid's stuffed on El Mexicano, Don and Pooty confess to fruit and string cheese—drunk toddler vibes, confirmed. Shit gets wild: Kid's dog sniffs his nuts mid-dry hump, Don's pup eats cat shit (“Protein!”), and St. Paddy's leaves ‘em puking black—blood or booze, per Nurse Pooty. Social media's popping— @DonaldPTang's tweeting porn star buttholes, Kid's shilling Wunderlist, and peanut butter Cinnamon Toast Crunch has him raging for chocolate dust. General Mills, you listening? Kid drops Django's N-bombs to piss off snowflakes, nearly punches a chick while Muppet-dancing, and dreams of church pew blowjobs—Californication style. Don pitches fucking on Mecca's box during prayer. Pooty's panty drawer's fair game, but her Mason-Jizm line's “above the head.” Beeriod—runny shits post-bender—debuts, and Don's Alaskan Fire Dragon (syphilis scare, jizz-out-the-nose BJ) steals the show. Final words? Don: “Swallow.” Pooty: “Bye.” Kid plugs porn.tumblr.com and Shoninzo's hospital bed. Call 206-202-DEEP, hit thegds.com for that millionth download (butt-crack undies prize!), and follow @DonaldPTang for filth. Spring's here—get sloppy. Original Release Date: April 5, 2013

Episode 2237 –  We're back in studio with El Pres for an episode that bitch slaps harder than your fucking ex's dumbass drama at last call. From pelvic floor gadgets that sound more like alien tech to rumors about a brawl with an old lady, this one spirals into the usual Goin' Deep Show chaos. What else would you expect from these retards. We're talking: • Drone guy filming naked trippers on 15th Street • Facebook nosiness gone wild • Rewriting MLB history again with new rule tweaks • March Madness bracket wars • Relationship expectations vs. reality • When your ex thinks your work party invite includes her • Strippers in hoodies, drunk walking races, and weaponized gossip And of course… the big takeaway: “If I see it, I'll say it. If I hear it, I'll repeat it. If you don't like it… don't be dumb in public.” Full throttle honesty, zero filters. This one's not safe for brunch with grandma.

Episode 2236 – Kid A.G. and Jay go hard on what used to be America's pastime before it got turned into a high-speed, overproduced dance party with cheerleaders, nets, and analytics nerds running the show.  In this ep, we're calling out: ⚾️ The Yankees' real ring count (spoiler: it might just be two)

Episode 2235 – Baseball's back and so are Kid and JayBird, and they're not pulling any punches in this absolute heater of an episode. From bitching about nets at the ballpark to roasting the soulless hellspawn who keep injecting analytics and AI into the game, this one's for the purists who remember when ballplayers had mullets and umps had guts. The boys go hard on: ⚾️ The destruction of baseball's soul via nerds with iPads ⚾️ Why nets suck, fans are distracted, and Max Muncie got screwed ⚾️ The absurdity of automated strike zones and bloated bases ⚾️ Old stadium nostalgia, including the magic of Tiger Stadium ⚾️ The absolute BS that is trying to compare Babe Ruth to today's stats-juiced era But it doesn't stop at sports — oh no. JayBird shares his plans to finally go see his mystery lady, and then things get really unhinged when Kid drops a video about a guy who falls in love with his car. Like, legit wants to marry his Monte Carlo. Yes. That happened. You'll never look at your gas tank the same way again. Even more bullshit: • Rants about exit velocity and “shit nerd stats” • Remembering baseball before it got turned into a carnival • Philosophizing over generational change • Laughing at freaks who want to bang inanimate objects • JayBird's continuing relationship rollercoaster • Kid's unfiltered disdain for replay, robotic umps, and overpriced stadium food It's angry.  It's brutally honest. It's Goin' Deep, baby. Host: Kid A.G. Guest: JayBird

Episode 2234 – Kid A.G. and JayBird explore the complexity of life, love, and lust—all while trying not to get distracted by flat stomachs and AI sex fantasies. JayBird's back on the mic trying to sort out his “Do I cross the line?” friendship-turned-attraction dilemma, while Kid plays armchair therapist with a Modelo in hand. And just when things start to feel too real, we rope in our digital co-host  ChatGPT to weigh in with some straight-up wise-ass advice. Spoiler alert: GPT gets a little sassy and kinda steals the show—until JayBird declares his undying love for our binary-brained buddy. Things escalate, beers are spilled, and somehow we end up deep in the world of VR porn and the legend of Diarrhea Jones. Life's messy, relationships are complicated, and nothing says “Let's keep it classy” like a deep shit your pants commercial. This episode is proof that reality is way weirder than fiction—and maybe more entertaining too. Topics include: • Booty vs. boobs: the eternal debate • Should you risk a friendship for romance? • ChatGPT joins the crew for real talk • When your wife becomes a roommate • AI, AR, VR, and other future jerk-off technology • Diarrhea Jones and deep pants (yep, it happened) Host: Kid A.G. Guest: JayBird Cameo by: ChatGPT Listen in. Go Deep!

Episode 2233 – The Kid A.G. is back in the studio with Jay Bird, and things kick off with sore muscles and even sorer egos after their first batting practice of the year. But it doesn't take long before the soreness turns into something deeper—emotional, mental, and below the belt. Jay Bird drops a bomb: he's reconnecting with a long-lost work crush… who's married… and so is he. What follows is a no-holds-barred exploration of blurred lines, lusty flashbacks, the cost of stepping out, and the even bigger cost of not. As always, Kid brings the laughs, the raw truths, and zero filter. And just when you think it's two guys spiraling into poor decisions, boom—a surprise guest jumps in. Who is it? You'll have to tune in to guess.   Also covered: • The science of not trash-talking your ex • Bar cleavage and the double standard of attention • Hot teachers, cold mugshots, and messed-up headlines • Scream-mask sex scandals (yep, again) • How much guilt weighs when you know better—but still wanna smash • Kid's utter lack of patience for Snowflakes This episode is a perfect storm of real talk, real temptation, and real-time advice from your favorite degenerate duo—and their little pal on the phone. Listen in. Go Deep!

Episode 2232 – Jay Bird joins The Kid A.G. for an honest episode where they dive headfirst into everything from sore muscles and soft-core regrets to loudmouth exes, double standards, and a teacher-student scandal that's straight outta a horror movie. We're talking scream masks, cleavage conspiracies, the mystical power of titties, and a good ol' roast of society's delicate snowflakes who can't handle a whisper. From mugshots and moose knuckles to VHS sex scenes and absurd political sensitivities—nothing is safe, sacred, or subtle in this one. If you're easily offended… yeah, this sure ain't your fucking episode.

Episode 2231 – Kid AG reconnects with OG GDub in this boozy, brain-melting episode that swings between flashbacks, Guinness-fueled mornings, AI-generated ass art, and a trip down memory lane with some legendary GDS personalities. We hit everything from mammoth-sized memories of Karen's legendary tits to shady Bay City shootings, Facebook drama queens, nudify websites, and why the rise of AI might leave us all jerking it to synthetic supermodels. The guys talk retro rewinds, drunk girlfriends at Coyote Ugly, and the delicate etiquette of bathroom tipping (spoiler: piss everywhere). Plus: Helmet shows, Jason Aldean cash grabs, and a brand-new GDS side project featuring Paul Harvey-style voiceovers with dicks frozen to sidewalks. It's chaos, it's clever, it's classic Deep. - Listen in. Go Deep.