Dipperz

Make sure you have your ticket, the Alliteration Train is pulling into the station and you'll want to hop on with Lauren and Sarah. The Dipperz are bringing you not one, not two, but THREE BANDITS in this week's ep. But wait...there's more! All three bandits start with the letter B! This episode has it all and more, and also Vaseline. Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast 

Can you smell what the dipz are cooking? Come waft along with Sarah and Lauren as they explore the odors and aromas that make us all so special. Explore the flowers of each month of the year and what that means for you, and then get ready to tour the world and hear all about farts in different languages. But wait, there's more! CHICKENS. Tell us all about it: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Pop on a bubble skirt and hop in the pool fully clothed with Lauren, Sarah and the gals from the L Word! This week, the dipz set sail with Olivia Cruises and a handful of the gang for a whirlwind trip aboard the Lez-boat while Bette, Kit and multi-award winner Ossie Davis, in one of his final roles, struggle with family dynamics at home. Featuring: The Long Taco debate round II, cello musings, sapphic extras, Shawn Colvin, vocal fry and MORE! BONUS: board shorts.Email us! dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod! www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram! @dipperz_podcast 

Step into the weird and wild world of the internet with the Dipz! Featuring:  "Kombucha Girl" Brittany Broski, Love Sweaters, bits and bobs, Rule 34 and MORE! Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod! www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Dip back with Sarah and Lauren in this fabulous fun clip episode! There is always something extra that doesn't make the cut but is too good to waste, so here's a smattering of those lost conversations. Featuring: JHERIKA, lost grandpas, bustin' on the Kool Aid Challenge, realistic knocking, Holly Hunter and MORE! BONUS: Instant classics! Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Life's hard, let's go to the mall! Join Sarah and Lauren on a trip to Spencer's Gifts, Hot Topic, and the American Teenage Dream this week. BONUS: SURPRISES! 

 This week, the Dipperz bring you a chat with Nardwuar the Human Serviette. This Canadian legend of the music scene is one of the best known and somewhat liked by some people of music journalists. His unique flair is instantly recognizable with a voice to match, and his encyclopedic knowledge is second only to his incredible collection of pop culture artifacts. Featuring: Bianca from El Paso, the Dipz take on an ICP show, nostril flarin', brittle people being too fragile about their image, Sarah and Lauren recount the super-obscure trivia about themselves that Nardwuar would find if they were being interviewed, Cranberries Pop Quiz, and Timote Chahalamay. BONUS: DOOT DOOT!Support the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzEmail us your mailing address for a Mind Your Pig, Latoya CD: dipperzpod@gmail.comInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Order in the court! This week Sarah and Lauren have a case in front of some of the toughest and most iconic judges of stage and screen! Presiding over this episode are Judge Judy, Judge Milian, Judge Mablean, and Judge Lynn Toler. Don't forget the sympathetic straight-man bailiff! We can't wait to hear your thoughts in the foyer following the verdict. Objection! Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod! www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

 RIP LongJohnTaco. This week, take a tasty trip all the way to Puerto Rico with Sarah and Lauren as they place the most perfect fast food order ever in the last remaining combination Kentucky Fried Chicken, Taco Bell, and Pizza Hut. But that's not all! Enjoy the deep thoughts of the Dipperz as they explore: "the long taco", what kind of legs and body orientation would an anthropomorphized taco have?, what are we smearing on our lips, gang?, Y2K, them eggs, and the stomach churning ennui of life! BONUS: SAUCESSUPPORT THE POD: www.dipperzpod@gmail.comEmail us: dipperzpod@gmail.comInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Open your legs, it's Dipperz time! The L Word is back on the menu today, and the Dipz are whipping up a hot batch of talk just for you. Hop in the backseat with Sarah and Lauren as they hitch a ride with Alice, Alice's mom, Tina, Dana, Shane and...Jenny Schecter (ew), to the Dinah Shore Golf Classic (and Tennis Match and Pool Party), THE lesbian event of the year! Featuring: Strawberry P, Tonya, hiring the right contractor, Bette's "energy", Palm Springs, Cuban food, potential Irish slurs, caged heat, manatees and MORE! BONUS: MY WIFE! Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast 

 Do a good deed for yourself this week and enjoy this episode about the 1994 film The Favor! Sarah and Lauren discuss one of their time-honored classic themes..."Which Bill is it?" and MORE on this week's Dipperz. Support the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzEmail us: dipperzpod@gmail.comInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a text  Tie a bow on it and make sure you wear your long sleeves, it's timeto Dip! This week, Sarah & Lauren discuss Kate & Allie, a show aboutTWO MOMMIES that aired from 1984-1989 on CBS. BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!Ennui! Relentless goofiness! Less weiner talk than last time! Come doyour best with the Dipperz, cuz that's all that we can do

Send us a text  The Dipperz swing in a different direction this episode as theybravely confront Puppetry of the Penis, the long-running "comedic liveperformance-art show featuring a series of genital contortions"(Wikipedia, 2024). Strap in as Sarah and Lauren attempt to remain asprofessional as they possibly can which lasts about as long as youexpect as they try to bring you the throbbing talk you need!Expression takes many forms and creativity is inclusive of all anddiverse, so today the Dipz try to honor the message of the shaping ofthe peen. This is DEI in action, people! Wieners deserve a seat at thetable too! What about the MEN??!?!?Send us an email that has nothing to do with genitals: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.comInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a text  Well, bless your heart! The Dipperz are strolling down nostalgia laneto visit Atlanta Georgia and the women of Sugarbaker andAssociates...DESIGNING women, that is! Step out onto the porch withLauren and Sarah for some sweet tea and a sip of one of the 1980'smost memorable TV shows. Confronting social issues with properSouthern manners as only they can, the show brought a popular mix ofcomedy and real life and gave women more representation in the media.Not without controversy and some cast changes along the way, here isyour primer to get you started on developing your own SugarbakerMonologue!Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a text  Perennial favorite Demi Moore is the topic of this week's episode, andthe Dipperz are taking a look at this legend's life and career. Comesprint in the ocean with Sarah and Lauren as they dip into:challenging norms and breaking down barriers,hairstyles-hairstyles-hairstyles, being able to actually do one-handedpush-ups, Emilia Estevez, pockets where they don't belong, socialcommentary, being paid what you are worth, and MORE!BONUS: a reminder to rewatch GHOST.Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the Pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a text Talking, laughing, loving, breathing, fighting, f*cking, crying,drinking, riding, winning, losing, cheating, kissing, thinking,dreaming AND MORE this week with the Dipperz! There's a new gal intown, and she's peepin' through the fence this week as Sarah andLauren start in on an "The L Word" rewatch and bring you right alongwith them. Revisit this sexy and adventurous show focuses on thelives, loves and drama of a group of friends in LA in the early2000's. The L word is lesbian, but everyone is invited to this party!Whether you're curious or experienced, this show is a great watch andbroke ground and created representation for queer folks when there wasnone before.Watch along with us and send us your standout episodes: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a text  Shimmy into the New Year with the Dips as they dive into the stories of Hollywood starlets Jayne Mansfield and Mamie Van Doren. These blonde bombshells became pillars of "The Three M's" along with Marilyn Monroe, creating a trifecta that influences the western world's beauty standards to this day, and inspired countless artists, actors and regular folks. FEATURING: tragedy, the patriarchy, chihuahuas, heaving and bustin', what defines a "Hollywood starlet" anyway, Pulp Fiction, great hair and MORE! BONUS: HUNKS!Our hearts are with Los Angeles and all those affected by the wildfires

Send us a text  Walk the red carpet in glitz and glamour with Dipperz and Danity Kane! This week, Sarah and Lauren recount the sordid and scandalous story of the creation of one of the quintessential girl groups of the early 2000's. Appearing on the TV show Making the Band gave these young, talented and ambitious performers a chance at stardom, but at what cost? Danity Kane was active between 2005 and 2020 and included Aubrey O'Day, Dawn Richard, Shannon Bex, Wanita "D. Woods" Woodgett, and Aundrea Fimbres. FEATURING: a whole lot of Di**y hate, a surprising analysis of some favorite holiday songs, low-rise jeans and layered tank tops, a physiological discussion of Frosty the Snowman's "balls", linguistic implications in the song Low by Flo Rida, and a taste of the sparkling wit you need to launch you into the new year in style!  BONUS: poetry! Support the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzEmail us! dipperzpod@gmailInstagram! @dipperz_podcast

Send us a text  Strap on that flannel and cozy socks, we're in for a wicked pissah! This week, the Dipperz head east and Sarah watches while Lauren embarrasses herself and the citizens of Maine with a horrible caricature of their accent. Page through the winter L.L. Bean catalogue and discover a little bit about the history of this well-loved outdoor outfitter and purveyor of all things canvas and monogrammed. Featuring: lore, legends and lobstah, the origins of Hunter Green, Lesbians Love Bean, build-a-bean fit with the Dipperz, peaceful fireside  ambiance, and MORE! BONUS: timeless classics. Email us! dipperpod@gmail.comSupport the pod! www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram! @dipperz_podcast 

Send us a text  "Life is pain. Get used to it!" Happy Crisis from Dipperz! We want to send a huge thank you to our patrons and all our listeners for another fantastic year of pod. This week, Sarah and Lauren take on the CIA and trans-national rapey dipsticks right along with Charly Baltimore in The Long Kiss Goodnight. This 1996 action-thriller-Christmas movie is a fountain of the most amazing lines and some incredible action and eye makeup, and the Dipperz are lacing up their spy-ce skates as Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson take on the worst villains you can imagine. This movie truly does have it all, and you're going to hear about it. Featuring: no, not Arnold Schwarzenegger, nope, not that one either, another fresh and warm batch of improvised songs, terrible, horrible men and MORE! BONUS: SPOILERS!Support the pod this season! www.patreon.com/dipperzEmail us your favorite bathroom/reststop/hotel room makeover scene: dipperzpod@gmail.comInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a text 'Tis the season for sodium and snacks! Gather round the hors-d'oeuvres with the Dipperz and peruse all the midwest has to offer in the Wisconsin Cheeseman catalog! Sarah and Lauren are namin' nuts and cheesin' tough in this week's tasty dip. Listen along while you prep for your party and make it through this holiday season. The Dipperz got you, y'all! Happy Sparkle Season! Email us your holiday cheese recipes: dipperzpod@gmail.comHelp the Dipperz buy more cheese: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a text  How are you? Well, the Dipperz are doing their best and they hope that you are too. Did you grow up in the mall? Do you categorize your malls in terms of size and quality? Do you want to go to the mall? Sarah and Lauren tackle these questions and many more as they take a trip down mall memory lane and take on hot tops like: names of things, charm, yesterday and today, Belk, walking around all sippy-slurpy, local chocolates, SANTA!, third places, rain bonnets and MORE! BONUS: Lauren's bisexual youtube algorithm. Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a text  All families are crazy in their own special way, and this week the Dipperz are celebrating the Larson family and Home for the Holidays. Jodie Foster's sophomore directorial project that received mixed reviews when released but has since become a bit of a holiday classic. Wet your whistle along with Sarah and Lauren as they take you on a disorganized romp around Baltimore and the dynamics of this dysfunctional and endearing family. FEATURING: really folksy and earnest ladies, Leo Fish, a new feeling of freedom, egg, nutri-turkey, Mrs. Robbinson, and MORE! BONUS: Geena Davis please email us!...or you too: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast 

Send us a text  Thanks for choosing Dipperz, did you make your order through our app today? Add a caramel apple drizzle to any episode for only $1 more! This week, the Dips are too dipressed to cook, so they're stopping at the drive thru on the way home. Featuring: a red meat phase, at least four cheeses, marketing of days gone by, Henny straight in your mouth, at least 15 ketchup packets but no napkins, an unquenchable zest for life and MORE! BONUS: the only Taco Time that matters. Support the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzEmail us your fave drive thru order: dipperzpod@gmail.comInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a text  Viva Las Vegas and Viva Dipperz! This week, hop on the fun train with Sarah, Lauren and their special guests Katie, Nani and Vanessa as they head to the sunny and manic streets of Sin City to celebrate a special occasion...Lauren's 45th birthday! Stay at the charming Flamingo in the middle of the Strip with the Dipperz and their favorite babes. If you need a getaway from it all this week, this is the episode for you! Tchotchkes! Crowds! Fragrances! Dinner! Brunch! Slots a' Fun! Couples! Lisa Vanderpump! BONUS: the people at the pool! BONUS BONUS: the weed store!The Dipperz are sending you a big hug

Send us a text  Stay up way too late with the Dipz as they FREAK OUT about urban legends and things that go bump in the night! Lauren and Sarah explore the netherworld and summon the scariest ghouls and phantasms from beyond the realm of the living. No one is safe from the nightmares that await you! AHAHHAHHAAHAHAHA! Featuring: something in your eye, antagonizing your parents with photography, the magic is what keeps us hopeful!, you are what you eat, a porno, a trust fall with random strangers, Rod Stewart and MORE! BONUS: ZARDULU Support the pod! www.patreon.com/dipperzEmail us! dipperzpod@gmail.comInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a textHave you ever dreamt of living the life of a touring musician, and being one with the magical elixir of creativity as you adventure far and wide? Do you wanna rock? THIS IS YOUR CHANCE, DIPPERZ! This week, Sarah fills you in on all the details of being on the road throughout the West Coast with her band Nudity; Vivienne, Rachel, Sam and Abby with Joaquin on live visuals and moral support. Get in the van and get in on the action, we're going on tour! Listen to Nudity! https://nudityolympia.bandcamp.com/Nudity on Instagram! @nudityjammersEmail Dipperz! dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod! www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram! @dipperz_podcast

Send us a textThis week, Lauren and Sarah visit  ダイソー Daiso! This Japanese chain of 100 Yen housewares and gift stores is a lot like our US dollar stores, or maybe Big! LOTS! (don't worry, this is discussed at length!) but has so many special touches. Take a small journey with the Dipz to a new location that just opened up near them, as they try to keep it together and are halfway successful. Featuring: SNACKS, foot stuff, sneaky fish, writing a letter to everyone you have ever met, things to really get down in that crevice, gÜmmis, a very small haul, and MORE! BONUS: some eating noises so if that is not your thing, skip ahead at around 12:30.Email us! dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a text SURGE into the week with the Dipperz as Sarah and Lauren take on the hottest topics everyone is talking about: S'mores, "freestyle rap", what other companies call their version of Mountain Dew to not get sued, and MTV2! Pull up a chair and rest a spell as the Dipperz beguile you with their tomfoolery and nonsense. Bonus: SNACK HACKS.Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod! www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a text34! 69! 420! Hut, hut, hike! The Dipperz put on a clinic this week and bring you Quarterback Princess, the 1983 made-for-TV movie featuring a young Helen Hunt. She's a lil' Canadian lady with a big dream...to move to America for one year to play high school football AND be the homecoming princess! Gals, you really can have it all! In the wake of the Title IX Education Amendment in 1972, schools receiving federal funds could no longer discriminate on the basis of gender, and had to offer equal opportunity to all students. This went over as well as can be expected, and QBP tackles what it was like to break the gender barrier as a earnest, hardworking, fresh-faced blonde who's incredibly supportive father is an award-winning moose hunter. Surely she'd rather be a cheerleader?! It isn't natural! Hit the showers with Sarah and Lauren as they pop on their crop tops to challenge traditional gender roles and uptight people! It's also a great reminder that local leadership and politics matter. Bonus: Tall-ass Tim Robbins. Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod! www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a textLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! Dipperz, y'all ready for this?! Lauren and Sarah make some noise this week as they discuss the finer points of the JOCK JAMS franchise of hype/sports/party anthem compilation albums of the 1990's and 2000's. As with most things, it's a messy story about capitalism and the patriarchy ruining the party again! Featuring: P.E. class memories, softening the real meanings for the kids, the "vibes", things that make you go...hmmm?, what isn't the tootsee roll?, and MORE. BONUS: Hey, ho! Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the Pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a Text Message.Is there still space in our lives for the beauty of imperfections? This question and many more face the Dipperz as they take on the ultimate gauntlet of game shows for kids...DOUBLE DARE! Today the Dipperz discuss the OG hosted by Marc Summers from 1986-1993, originally released on Nickelodeon and then moving to syndication nationwide. This show was the template for a new style of kids entertainment and was a trailblazing example of the power of gross stuff.  Take the physical challenge with Lauren, Sarah, Harvey and many more regular looking tweens than you can imagine on TV! BONUS: LAWSUITS!Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast 

Send us a Text Message.For the true Dipperz connoisseur! Enjoy a sampling of some of the finest moments that did not make the cut for recent episodes as Sarah and Lauren share their musings on living, laughing and snakes. As always, the Dipperz appreciate you for listening and invite you to check out the back catalogue of episodes, share your favorites with your friends, like and follow, and subscribe to Dipperz to help us grow. You can also support the pod financially at www.patreon.com/dipperzEmail us! dipperzpod@gmail.comFind us on instagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a Text Message.This week, the Dipperz are here, there, and everywhere! Pull up for a smorgasbord of tasty topics as Sarah brings the deets and Lauren brings the righteous indignation. Hear! opinions and tangents! See! should we do a YouTube for dessert reactions? Feel! the thrill of podcasting at its finest! BONUS: don't get high on your own supply!Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzFind us on instagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a Text Message.Let's get it on! This week the Dipperz strap on their singlets and throw down with Celebrity Deathmatch, the MTV claymation gross-out-a-thon that parodied celebrities and celebrity culture via gory clay violence. Who would you pit against each other in the death match today? Inquiring minds want to know! Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzFind us on instagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a Text Message.This week, it's weenie time as the Dipperz slip into some pretty big summer fun! Sarah and Lauren are bringing you all the best and worst of nostalgia as they really go hard on the hiccups and those ubiquitous and unsettling toys, water weenies! Featuring: LED Ambiance, Gooey Louie, somebody's terrible brother, "slip n' slide" or long trashbag--you be the judge!, folk remedies, AND MORE! BONUS: that special summer feeling!Support the pod, ya weenies! www.patreon.com/dipperzEmail us: dipperzpod@gmail.comFind us on instagram: @dipperz_podcast 

Send us a Text Message.It's Dipper time! Step right up to see the greatest show on earth--Circus of the Stars with Sarah and Lauren. Delving back into the not so recent past, the Dips discuss all the finer points of shooting into a net mid-air and ASMR'ing tigers. This incredible show aired annually on CBS between 1977-1994, and featured stars of all kinds learning and performing circus skills, hosted by famous guest ringmasters. This episode was recorded earlier and the Dips mention some wonderful stars who we have recently lost: RIP Richard Simmons and Martin Mull. Featurning: dating advice, Gwenny P and Sarah's misremembering her brand's name. a deep and unyielding love for Delta Burke and her panties, and our special guest star riding his motorcycle into a wall of flame! BONUS: it is no longer the norm in the US for large animals to live and work in the circus! :) --

Send us a Text Message. Squeeze the last drops out of Pride month with the Dips as they take in Dyke Day at the Park and chat it out about all things Sapphic and spectacular! Big ups the bubble machine with Sarah and Lauren as they enjoy a tasty beverage, break the ice, discuss pugs, offer free advice, reminisce about t.A.T.u., and wear the cutest matching shirts! BONUS: it was too damn hot, y'all! Email us your address and we will send you stickers: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzFollow us on instagram: @dipperz_podcast 

Send us a Text Message.Spoiler alert: it smells like pee! Hop inside one of the most notorious homes in America with Lauren and Sarah as they visit Playboy Mansion! The Dips are keeping it simple today, and chitting and chatting about the place rather than the famous residents. Dip your toes into the grotto, slide on your velvet smoking jacket, and maybe don't touch too many surfaces as you take a walk on the wild side. Support the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzEmail us your pictures from the Playboy Mansion: dipperzpod@gmail.comInstagram: @dipperz_podcast 

Send us a Text Message.This episode is so bright, you gotta wear shades! Blast into the electric psychedelic world of one of America's iconic modern artists...Lisa Frank! Cruise along with Sarah, Lauren, Zoomer and Zorbit as they explore the outrageous life story behind the neon bling and ballerina bunnies, the mysterious enigma whose name became synonymous with the 1980's-1990's aesthetic. Featuring: the confidence of a mediocre white man, school supplies, lawsuits-o-rama!, ~mystery~, Rhonda Roulette, Dancin' Dolphins and MORE! BONUS: LIES!Support the Pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzEmail us: dipperzpod@gmail.comFollow us on Instagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a Text Message. Aloha from Dipperz and 1986! This week, Sarah and Lauren voyage back in time to a stand-out in TV show crossover history with Magnum, P.I. Season 7 Episode 8 "Novel Connection" (aired Nov.19, 1986) and Murder, She Wrote Season 3 Episode 8 "Magnum on Ice" (aired Nov. 23, 1986). Meander gently with the Dipz as they do their best to recount what is admittedly a pretty thin plot but two eps that are thick with the best of the 1980's! Featuring: What Would Jessica Wear?, guns were smaller then, Jonahthlbig Higgsbuggondle, ~mystery~, Pamela!?!????!?!?!, exploding car!, GYATTTT, snoopin', and Jessica Fucking Walter. Bonus: Keep track of how damp Magnum is along with the Dipperz!  

Send us a Text Message.Put on your Speedo and light a Marlborough, you're the next competitor on Battle of the Network Stars! Sarah and Lauren are using their core strength as they dip into this long-running network television special, with 19 episodes between 1976-1988. Hosted by Howard Cossel and broadcast live from Pepperdine University, Battle of the Network Stars made the most of a captive audience and actors with network contracts. Bringing your favorite celebrities from the small screen into your home for a special athletic competition event, along with a big dollop of sexual harassment and gender stereotypes! Featuring: BODYSUIT UPDATE, feedback from the streets, why you should NOT share your peanut butter with your dog like that, the essence of Tom Selleck, STARS STARS AND MORE STARS!, styles the Dipperz wish would come back from the 90's, and Lauren being undignified about Adrienne Barbeau. BONUS: A song about the peanut butter dog thing. Email us! dipperzpod@gmail.com Support the pod! www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram! @dipperz_podcast

Send us a Text Message.Strap in and strap on, you're riding with the Dipperz! This week Sarah and Lauren discuss Lovers (née Lovers Package) the adult erotic store franchise with a mission of inclusivity and education. And penis-shaped novelty merchandise! Explore the inner chambers of pleasure accessories with your favorites and receive as your free gift with purchase: dilds and vibes, edibles but not like that but maybe like that, things that are actually supposed to go up there, normalizing asking questions about sex stuff and MORE. BONUS: IT'S GRACE AND FRANKIE.Send us pics of your penis-pasta salad: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod! www.patreon.com/dipperzFind us on Instagram: @dipperz_podcast

Send us a Text Message.The world was on fire, no one could save me but PIZZA. May 17 is National Pizza Party Day, and you're invited to celebrate one of the small delights in our tough world with the Dipperz! Come hungry for a dash of modern, a pinch of nostalgia, and more singing about pizza than you might expect. Featuring: toppings as a representation of something deeper, pizza preferences, secret fish, Pizza Huts of yore, OSHA regulations and MORE! BONUS: Turtle Power! Support the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzEmail us: dipperzpod@gmail.comInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

I'm the little blind! I'm the big blind! I'm a Scientologist! This week, the Dipperz pull up to the table at The Palms in Las Vegas to play a round or two with CELEBRITIES. Celebrity Poker Showdown was a game show on Bravo that ran from 2003-2006 and featured real celebrities playing real poker with live commentary and surprises galore. Join Sarah (who knows how to play poker) and Lauren (who feels in-tune with the emotions and spirit of poker) as they break down this hot game from 20 years ago featuring Lauren Graham, Matthew Perry, Sarah Rue, Sean Astin, Chris Masterson and hosted by "girl drink-drunk" Dave Foley and poker pro Phil Gordon. Featuring: silky-satin tops, continuous and casual sexual harassment, masterful mindgames, the strong silent one, the goofy one, the sassy redhead, the boss, and a hobbitses. BONUS: we're playing for charity! Email us: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast 

Happy birthday Sarah!!! Come on a fantastic voyage with the Dipperz as they visit the Centralia Outlet Mall and Cove in Olympia. Celebrate the magic of: beige and brown tones, lesbian flannel, rhinestones on the butt, cosplay, dads waiting outside on the bench, a pretty nice restroom, hot carrot cake and CYBER TRUCK. Bonus: a second CYBER TRUCK.Email us if you want to come to the outlet mall next time: dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Are you tired of struggling with those other pesky podcasts? Do you wish you could have a quick and easy podcast option on hand when the kids get home? Who hasn't woken up in a cold, sweaty panic because they forgot to make the podcast and the whole family is coming in the morning? Well, wipe away that frown because the answer is finally here...DIPPERZ! It's the all-in-one incredible, amazing and completely odor-free pop culture podcast for YOU! This week, Sarah and Lauren flip on the boob tube and roast your favorite infomercials from past and present! Stay tuned to this broadcast and enjoy: seat belt discomfort in REAL LIFE, dumpin', maybe the Snakmaster(TM) should make a comeback, what's REALLY going on in the kitchen and MORE! Thank you to our amazing patrons who support us each month!

It's 7PM, you're a contemporary adult, it must be time for DELILAH! She's the queen of hearts and has advice and a kind word for every situation or dilemma, and a song to soothe your soul as well. Whether you're tuning in from the Pacific Northwest or listening on I Heart Radio from anywhere around the world, she's there to bring just a little bit of church and a little bit of Sade or Kenny Loggins. If you have a song request for the love of your life, or a question about the meaning of life, Delilah has been there since 1983. Still very active today on the air and on her podcast Hey, it's Delilah! , the Dipperz share a little bit of smooth ASMR mood with her on this episode, where Lauren sings the jingle only like 17 times sorry in advance. www.delilah.comEmail us your questions and we'll forward them to Delilah! dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

There are a lot of anniversaries this year, and remembering the 1994 MTV VMA's is one way to look back at all we have been through. From a strange cold open featuring Mr. and Mrs. Michael Jackson to the resurrection of Snoop Dogg, it was a year for the record books. Come get jazzed about all the lyrics you have stored in your brain with the Dipperz!note: this episode briefly discusses suicide. If you or someone you know is considering suicide, please know that there is help available. Dial 988, call your local crisis line, go to the emergency room and tell someone you need support. These are temporary solutions and resources can take patience to access, but killing yourself is forever. Hang on. You are not alone. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0AiKQEzu7ue0MXL3NIyv9eSend us a note and tell us how you're doin': dipperzpod@gmail.comSupport the pod: www.patreon.com/dipperzInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

Try to peel yourself away from this episode as Sarah and Lauren step up to the plate and dish about The Savannah Bananas and their arch rivals, The Party Animals! Their brand new take on America's pastime may be the only sport for everybody, with entertainment and terrific baseball galore. Grab some popcorn peanuts and get ready to look at some big butts with the Dipperz! Let's play ball!Support the pod! www.patreon.com/dipperzEmail us! dipperzpod@gmail.comInstagram: @dipperz_podcast

 It's time to pop on the Tubi and explore the unhinged world of mid 80's cult classics! Sarah delights Lauren with the wild and bloody tale of Blood Harvest, filmed in one day and featuring...Tiny Tim. But that's not all, because they also discuss Me and Him which stars someone even more surprising. Stay tuned because you won't want to miss: who could ever fill the shoes of Tiny Tim?, tan lines and toweling off, Toobi or Tübi?, big time misogyny, and an open call for student films about vagina dentata. Bonus: Picky Dickie! Support the pod! www.patreon.com/dipperzSubmit student films: dipperzpod@gmail.comFind us on instagram: @dipperz_podcast